Zootopia General: Best Puns Edition
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TT theme: Medieval (due 02/Feb)
More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
First for Nick
Twitch com/bobross
No mistakes, only happy little accidents.
first for Betty
Gay love is purest love.
Reposting for the new thread!
Nick and Judy have just apprehended Bellwether after her escape, but their night's just started: mammals all over Zootopia are falling ill to some sort of rapidly spreading disease, and its up to the ZPD to bring some order to the city! Speaking of, Judy has ordered Nick not to speak for ten minutes. Will Nick be able to keep his promise, or will he fail to keep what's inside him to himself? Am I crazy or did I draw police Nick wearing civilian clothes? Find out in The Blueberry Effect, chapter three!
Text here:
http://pastebin.com/EVFZfnUC
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/the-blueberry-effect-ch3
And check out the other chapters of The Blueberry Effect here: http://pastebin.com/u/A_SIGNATURE
>>7475385
>Weaver please tell me all your comic planning goes through this phase and this wasn't just a one-off joke
you mean
like this
>>7475570
>>7475582
yeah, nah
>>7475614
brush ur teeth w/ my dick
I laughed harder than I probably should have
>>7475644
It's the "OK" that got me.
hey there /ztg!/
neoTT here!
how's everyone doing today?
who's getting ready for Thursday?
remember that the current theme is Medieval!
>late submissions are still accepted btw
>>7475694
I sure am!
NeoTTanon, could you clarify something for me? I heard that anyone who doesn't participate in TT is a huge loser: is that true?
Pat oot
>>7475694
TT tumblr update when
WHEN
>>7475738
rude af
this is why we bully buns
>>7475694
oh uh i completely forgot about this
i feel as though i should participate
what do i do? just produce something appropriate to the theme? where do i post it?
>>7475738
>page 243
Anyone have pages 1 through 242 of this?
>>7475788
I don't make the rules, I just rub them in everyone's face.
>>7475822
Those're the pages for the abbreviated "The Amazing VRbit: Origins" comics. I'd post them here but I don't want to have the threads taken down for hosting copyrighted material.
>>7475805
source?
>Order Bad Dragon 3 weeks ago
>Still hasn't shipped
Noose is looking pretty good right now.
>>7475610
I think i'm gonna do a pic for this illness fic (a "bad trip" one)
>>7475694
Great! but i think i got to a point where i need to practice a lot of new things and ask the thread for help. At least i'm making something decent for this TT.
>>7475738
I was born a loser baby
>>7474765
>weaverlope
>>7475807
You just make something theme related (drawing, story, greentext, etc.)and post it here on Thursday
>>7475861
http://murlik.deviantart.com/
>>7475895
What the fuck is that
>>7475543
>>7475543
>>7475543
Quick! Claim your Pack Street waifu and explain why they're best!
>>7475895
i'm overdosing
THE FUCKING RHOMBUS
>>7475895
I keep finding new details, this is fantastic
>>7475889
High Cow, you do that and you'll be a mensch to A_Signature! Looking forward to your TT pic, buddy!
Also, do me a favor and dump your Zoosona's details again! I forgot where he worked!
>>7475895
Holey moley... I can spot... a lot of references throughout that...
VR headset, Bore's club, pointing/winking Raccoon gesture, Griv anteater, Gerardson fu man chu, Canidae hair, Gud's horns, Fuel's horns, Rose's glasses, Henrietta's eyes, Alec's... ropes..., Inky's feet, Zhan's diamond, Labjer's coat, I think Donk's ears? Mead's... name... whose beanie is that? And tail... Also FinnickFag's pretty eyes!
That's all I got, who else has some?
>>7475961
The badger cause he is so chill and cute, also he looks pretty damn swanky in armor.
>>7476000
Bunanon's hair!
>>7476000
>whose beanie is that
Could it be Nobby?
>>7476030
Good catch!
>>7476000
hey comic. i've got another bit for you ;)
nice trips btw
>>7476049
>>7476049
Fantastic! I like that its large enough to fit on three monitors if I ever stack them up on top of one another.
>Weaver drops new BSP literally minutes after I leave
I lost one of the few moments in which the thread goes U N C U C K E D.
>>7476072
Did... did you even look at that picture?
>>7475543
Hey /zoot/, what do you guys think of Fantastic Mr. Fox? Pic unrelated.
>>7476085
Comic sees the beauty in everything.
>>7475895
Wow.
I don't know what else to say but WOW
>>7475895
>gud's horns
>ungulate horns (weaverlope, etc)
>rose's glasses
>grivaire's anteater nose
>raccoonfgs' fingerpointing gesture
>"mead" headband
>colt's forehead diamond
>piggu's tuft
dunno about the rest, probably missed quite a few things
>>7475768
I'm on it atm actually, just give me time to get the hang of it
>>7476101
I don't think that's always a good thing
japanese homework done, it is time to nap. then a bit of writing for scholarship, and i'm free to draw lewd savage.
>>7476000
Nice trips, here this is what i got
Name: Abell Taurtot
Age: 25
Species: Highland cow
Occupation: Sawmill mechanic
Home adress: Trip Street, Savana Central
Work adress: Trip Street, Savana Central
I will try to make the illness first (with good proportions and such, for practice), then finish the medieval (not sure about shadows and stuff like that)
>>7475895
>also, polygonal fox of TTanon
>Kettle for Teabro
I tried running some other /ztg/ content through http://paintschainer.preferred.tech but it didn't turn out as well.
>>7476094
I loved it, but I'm also a huge Wes Anderson fanboy. I think a lot of people here liked the movie, too!
>>7475895
You're awfully good at drawing composite monstrosities. Can I request one of Pack Street?
>>7476094
I liked it for about 45 minutes until it started to lose me once I realized how much of a shitty person Mr. Fox is.
>>7476094
is... very good.
>>7475860
>I don't make the rules, I just rub them in everyone's face.
I like rubbing things in buns' faces too.
Like dirt.
Come here, Comic, I got something for you.
>Playground bullying 101
>>7476157
Sawmill Mechanic! Right! I knew it was something to do with lumber.
>>7476230
I'd love to stick around and play, but I gotta run to the gym!
Take care, everyone! Work your hardest at whatever you're doing, even if its playing!
>>7476049
original image?
Reshilling my TT Illness entry, sorry TTanon for the delay, this will end soon
Chapter 1:
http://pastebin.com/iJwqEHrk
Chapter 2:
http://pastebin.com/skCKfZy0
Chapter 3:
http://pastebin.com/EVFZfnUC
As usual, comments and critique are more than accepted
A_SIGNATURE
should I add all three chapters of The Blueberry Effect as your Illness TT submission or just the first one?
>>7476244
>>7475822
I do, but those are just random dirty sketches
>It's a 'Nick convinces Judy to get a piercing' episode
>>7475570
>She only wears that dress on special occasion
>She invited Remmy to one of these occasion just so she wouldn't go alone
>Remmy reluctantly agreed
>He couldn't keep his eyes off her when she came out in that dress
>Betty caught him looking at her several times but kept it to herself
>After the event, Remmy said he had a good time and asked if he can accompany her to future events.
>With a toothy grin, she kissed him in the lips and said that the night wasn't over
>The sound of moaning and shouting of a certain sheep's name filled Pack Street that night
>>7476224
Roald Dahl characters are all horrible people.
ay you fuckers give me stuff to scribble
Also, now that I'm back home, thank you so much Wynn for this fantastic surprise!
>>7475610
And thank you Comic for the readthrough!
Listening right now.
>>7475889
>I think i'm gonna do a pic for this illness fic
Oh, wow, I didn't expect this too! Thank you HC!
>>7475895
Oh my Reply, today you are on a roll
>>7476265
All three of them is better, since they are separate in the Pastebin. Thank you TT anon and sorry again, I will do something for you in the very next future.
But sadly I have not access to my tablet tonight, so sorry for the Finnickxhuge gf requester, you will have to wait a little more
>>7476347
Nick feeling judy's butt by sliding his paw beneath her sweatetr dress meme
>>7476347
NICK'S MOM
>>7476347
You know what we want. More Mrs. Wilde
>>7476347
Gilded Age, please.
>>7476347
Judy/Cub Nick
DO IT
>>7476347
Mrs. Wilde teaching her young son some 'fox culture'
>>7476347
Nick cosplaying Vegeta.
>>7476366
Cub Nick is for protecting goddammit!!
>>7476396
How could you possibly resist such a strapping young fox though?
>>7476347
your meme fetish
>>7476360
>>7476361
>>7476385
>>7476427
Joke's on all of you because I preempted this by also quickly doodling this!
Take that, predictability!
>>7476423
AHHHHHHH
>>7476354
I'm the one who's sorry, apparently I skipped the lesson where I should "make the tumbr post DURING TT day" lesson!
>>7476438
that's pretty memular, my dude.
>>7476347
Ms Wilde somehow embarrassing Nick with her vixen ways while he's oblivious to it
>>7476438
more, with immediate effect.
>>7476438
>finally be the first reply to an artist taking requests
>get pre-empted anyway
okay.jpg
>>7476396
>AU where Judy has to protect cub Nick from a bunch of pedos
Draw this
>>7476438
MORE MRS. WILDE CUMPLAY
POST VINTAGE ZTG DRAWS
>>7476491
>>7476491
They don't think it be like it is but it do
>>7476491
Ignore the filename
>>7476347
Mrs. Otterton in the new sweater meme.
Wait a second.
FINNICKFAG
WAS THIS YOU?
>>7476491
We /oldfags/ now.
How do you think Charlie lost her driving privileges?
>>7476491
>>7476533
Driving with her eyes closed
>>7476491
I miss J
>>7476531
that's [lemon]
>>7476533
Crashed into a bugburga
But who hasn't crashed into a fast food chain once in their life?
>>7476491
.
Is MrE available?
wanted to know if I should link his submissions from pastebin or from AO3...
>>7476534
that artist is back now
so that's cool
>>7476533
A better question: how do she and Wolter go about driving Al's car? They're half his height!
>>7476567
Which artist is it? I wanna say Visiti but I don't think that's right
>>7476572
In the movie Finnick sits on top of a bunch of books
Probably something like that
>>7476588
shoutingisfun, he posted a wip of a comic a couple of days ago but i didn't save it
>>7476491
whenever you are, highschool doodle guy, I hope things are going well for you.
>>7476561
Mmmyes?
You should probably link them from AO3, as those versions of the story tend to have formatting which Pastebin disallows.
>>7476561
just add it
>>7476491
I've been lurking in these threads for a while now...finally had the guts to post something
You guys seem like a comfty bunch
Member?
>>7476491
>>7476491
.
>>7476347
I'd really love to see a Honey lewd, please.
>>7476491
,
>>7476491
~
>>7476648
dont you wish you could sink into a Lavish Cuddle Pile of bunnies?
>>7476491
]
>>7476657
I always imagined Weaver's self insert with the voice of Johnny Yong Bosch for some reason
>>7476647
I like it! Looks very dynamic, reminds me of the concept art.
>>7476491
.
>>7476647
Welcome between CCs! I hope you will try something for this TT, it's fun!
>>7476696
>nick knows the truth
>>7476647
it's a good gesture, but can you render?
In any case, welcome!
BUN IS GETTING BIGGER
>>7476555
Most people don't grab the cash box, though.
>>7476491
,
>>7476648
I 'member also the nice posts expanding on that. I have several screenshots, but I never made a collage before. Is there a simple program to do that?
>>7476740
I just use two instances of Paint, cutting and pasting as needed. It's how I made this one.
>>7476752
I came here looking for a thread months ago and there was one tiny thread that died in a matter of hours. Now there are these massive threads that I can't even keep track of. Where did all of you come from? (and where can I find more?)
>>7476491
>>7476779
Did you come to trash before the co threads were purged?
>>7476491
Don't know if it counts but I found the first thing I ever made for these threads.
>>7476779
http://www.ztarchive.com/
>>7476806
Great, now I'll always assume those are what he's wearing under the pants.
>>7476806
Fuel?
>>7475694
Almost there
>>7476491
>>7476842
https://youtu.be/irEBOfv4Ug4
>>7476851
Kideon kissing Judy and running away in embarrassment when?
>>7476000
Finnickfag's eyes or Henrietta's
>>7476887
I don't think >>7476818 ever gave a name, it was from the /co/ era.
Incidentally, I'm looking for the source for this too.
>>7476929
>>7476936
>>7476851
What's with this general and its obsession with cucking? Has TIWTLLL really warped our minds this much?
>>7476941
>>7476839
Yes, way before I had a name.
>>7476887
>>7476806
Me
>>7476946
Because WildHopps Shippers
>>7476951
>>7476971
>>7476883
Welcome to the trashheap, anon. Here, have a cute on us.
>>7476356
Drawing is especially hard today for some reason
doggy
>>7477003
that's doggo
>>7476998
Maybe you should stop doing drugs before drawing?
>>7477003
>>7477016
hey look! a Foxsicle!
>>7477062
ICE EM
>>7477062
>>7477085
This is on Leddit's front page right now. How damn many frozen foxes are there?
>>7477062
>>7477085
>>7477093
Many
>>7477132
u talkn shit cunt how bout i fuk u up in the poophol m8 sware on me mum
>>7477177
you can't spell because your retarded kind can't afford a proper education or you're just a middle school dropout? Oh no, wait, I know. Someone knocked these stupid fox teeth out.
hahaha hahaha remove fox
>>7477177
Not that anon you're replying to but I'll take you up on that offer
>>7477203
Go to bed Bellwether, it's well past your prison-mandated curfew.
pls no freez doggys there cute n fuzzy wuzzy
>>7477249
nom
>>7477265
>>7477276
And then it turns into a kiss.
>>7476946
>>7476969
Some do it to piss off WildeHopps shippers (or at least the supposed extreme ones that "REEEEEE" at anything non-WildeHopps), some do it because it could be funny if used the right way, and some do it because it is a meme for whatever reason (bunnies are horny cheating fucks probably being the start.)
At this point I am "meh" when it comes to cucking. I have never minded non-WildeHopps honestly, but cucking takes the enjoyment out of it sometimes- or adds to it. Whichever view you have on it.
>>7477277
>If Mr. Big decided to let Judy go free for savng his daughter but still icing Nick because of his disrespect.
>>7477303
>ywn pet a grateful baby fox
>>7477132
Welcom back comrade.
>>7476986
Thank you for the cute.
>>7476094
It's my favorite movie, so I think it's pretty cussing good
>>7476533
Illegal activities.
Most likely, she was using it for some kinda illicit shit, and it either was impounded and had to be retrieved by Al, or she was seen driving it and the law showed up on Pack Street.
OH MY GOD
MY FRIEND DREW MY SLOTH
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
I'm drawstreamin with him rn, gimme some more requests
I've been goin for like 14 hours
>>7477449
my god, that fox beanie. it's beautiful
>>7477455
lewd isabelle, nobby
how are you still alive?
>>7476347
A metrosexual Duke Weaselton.
>>7472947
>>7477455
Was it Rose? I yes, draw her red panda.
If no, Artemis with the nude back sweater that is all the craze now
>>7477449
>Clawhauser would believe it.
I love how Clawhauser has just become the unofficial president of the WildeHopps fanclub, though it tends to get ridiculous at times. It is half adorable, half annoying when he acts completely unprofessional and more like a teenage girl but gets a free pass because "Oh, that is just how Clawhauser is!"
>>7477627
Nick on point with the awkward birthday gifts
>>7477455
Artemis and Simon being twinks together.
>>7477061
>eat all the eggs
>filename
>>7477650
>that's not her style and you can click on the link
>baka my guy
I'm like ultra sleepy right now, I can't distinguish even styles. I don't know how you are doing this slothu
>>7477455
Lionheart & Bellwether lewd, PLEASE almighty sloth!
>>7477650
Otterly here, who did this
Like, I know who you are because I see your posts in thread I just forget your name a lot because you never SIGN YOUR WORK
Anyway I love it and thank you and please let me know if you ever need anything because you're a great person and I hope you never die
>>7477627
uh huh
i see whats going on here
So, do you think the Ram's gonna get slammed by Anekke? I think it's still too soon to tell, and either he's gonna get blue beaned or shut down.
If it DOES happen, it means the series is probably almost over and we should all panic.
Come to think of it, if the first Pack Street comic takes place after the stories, and Remmy doesn't seem to be dating anyone at the time, does that mean he gets with no one? That'd be a bummer.
>>7477720
You there! Write-thing! I demand more greens!
Please. If you don't mind. It doesn't actually really matter too much, I'm sure you're just having fun like the rest of us.
How the fuck are there still threads for this movie? Disney dropped it the day it was released and they don't plan on doing anything else with it.
>>7477752
>Mrs. Wilde in dumb meme dress
t-that kinda hot
>>7477762
>If it DOES happen, it means the series is probably almost over and we should all panic.
Didn't Weaver said it will end either when he gets laid or dies? Knowing his track record, it'll likely be both.
>>7477785
Good Setting + Good MCs + OCs put in Good Setting.
Lots of fanart/fanfics.
>>7477455
Naked nerd yeen lazying about on the couch playing some vidga.
>>7477810
Massive heart attack while fucking.
>>7477810
Exactly. That's precisely the problem! If he DOES get slammed by Anekke, then the series' end is nigh!
>>7477720
You're very welcome Otterly! Name's Famished, always liked your pack street writings so I'm really glad you like the pic!
>>7477455
Best burger badger adding some special sauce to a rude customers burga please.
>>7477762
>If it DOES happen, it means the series is probably almost over
A terrifying prospect. One that makes me wonder if I truly want Remmy to get with Anneke next chapter (though given the choice I'd still vote for yes)
Regardless, I think the date will turn out to be a good time except for, like, an instance of racism. The two will come home as friends.
>>7477778
I-I have to go to the gym soon but have a recent one that I did
I've been meaning to do some more often, so I'll definitely try and make more in the future
>>7476998
oh fuck you actually did it
bless you
>>7477455
Betty in a swimsuit
>>7477846
Oh crap I should have scrolled down before making that last post
Thank you so much, Famished! You're a cool dude and the pic really made my day.
>>7477834
>Tavit gets hired out to a party
>It's actually a bunch of horny mice who want to live out their DMs "magical realm" where they fight a giant sexy gnoll
>He's given a character sheet that gives him his stats and his attacks (which are all lewd or fetishy like)
Would he be disgusted or aroused?
guess what time it is.
rolling for home.
evens - male
>>7477917
Probably be into it as long as it wasn't ultra degenerate, tiny hand holding...
>>7477930
work address
>>7477949
rerolling work
>>7477930
i remember when i rolled for this and got pack street
good times
>>7477928
yes
i am a degenerate
>>7477969
whatdh thed fucg
>>7477930
I forgot about this
Rolling home
>>7477976
But do you have a cum fetish?
>>7477969
>69
>69 -- Pack St.
Weaver did you literally just roll Pack St. a second time while commenting that you rolled Pack St. last time?
>>7476000
I'm wondering if that's Beaver's tail.
>>7477930
>canal distric, steam treet
rolling work place
>>7478026
That's only half of it
Weaver rolled Pack Street TWICE in a row last time, for home and work.
>>7478015
i have a few fetishes, that among them.
>>7476533
Giving rides in exchange for road-head.
Pack street? Mo' lik Pack Shit! Zing!
>>7477930
>I cheated with the zoosona species
Living place
>canal distric, steam treet
Work place
>Hill Street, Down Town
noice
>>7478052
He also rolled a pony on his first try, didn't he?
>People think Weaver getting certain digits is strange
Fuckers a fucking Mod
>>7476228
>not ever not being balls deep in your mom
no excuses young men
>>7477930
roll for home
>>7478065
Why are you so perfect, Finnickfag?
>l o n d o n
>>7478141
i am a piece of shit anon
reminder that mead has in fact drawn full-frontal hardcore lewd, just not of zootopia, but kim possible
where are the fox dongs, mead? inquiring minds want to know
does anyone know where a_sig's mongoose lives? think he said fog street but not sure
>>7478150
Yeah? So am I.
>>7478199
r100 when
>tfw these threads are on the bleeding edge of blob Judy distribution technology
What a time to be alive
>>7478130
roll for work
>>7477930
A vicuña, whatever that is…
Pack St? For reals?
And…Palm St where I work.
I did all this on a dice roller. Probably did this wrong. >~<
Lurker anon from before
T-thanks guys I hope I can post some things too
>>7478052
well i got trip st (next to pack st, north) for home and work. Guess it was a lucky time.
>>7478150
nah dude, you don't even try to be shitty. You suck at being shitty, and you need more practice if you want to be a good piece of shit.
>>7478202
i'm calling the police. But first, let's share a little.
>>7478217
Yes, please.
>>7478122
My mom is 60 years old and not attractive to anyone but my father
>>7478217
that's a great blur
>>7478202
SOON
ish
>>7478239
>But first, let's share a little.
sorry, that mongoose is all mine, you'll have to get your own
>>7478276
I made that thing.... sorry for its simplicity.
Opinions on this bun?
>>7477430
A more entertaining question: What illicit activity is Charlie involved in this week?
>>7478217
Ink it. Then resize, rotate, adjust focus and post again.
>Name: Johnathan Skunksen
>Age: 22
>Species: Striped skunk
>Occupation: Technician trainee
>Home address: Floe Lane, Tundratown
>Work address: Tundra Gate, Sahara Square
>Johnathan's family had always been an odd bunch
>You wouldn't see them at skunk pride marches or arguing against stereotypes in online
>Having his scent glands removed before he had learned to walk his youth was relatively scoff-free as far as stereotypes are concerned, with both children and parents made well aware by his protective parents "they're not like the other lot"
>As time went by and awareness about the prejudice sank in in his adolescent years, Johanthan was relatively unperturbed by the fact his glands were missing
>In fact, in his eyes, removal of glands, endless drivel of his parents and unremarkable childhood gave him a ground to believe he's not only different from his skunk peer, but in fact better than them
>Slowly but surely this attitude worked its way into his way of life
>He'd carry himself with an air of arrogance, eventually convincing himself he was born without scent glands and his family is unique and thus superior to his peers
>Small lies worked its way into ever facet of his life
>He'd mostly lie about more unverifiable things, lacking committment for a large lie, but he believed in all his half-truths and small lies fervently and without restraint, fully convincing himself they're undeniable facts
>Being a rather clever mammal and having a knack for bullshitting, he managed to land himself a trainee position at a climate wall, charged with overseeing minor installations near the Tundra gate
>With his job being relatively mundane and not particularly demanding, most of his time was dedicated to sharing different made up stories about his family, his species or his non-existent friends
>end
>>7478303
Body seems a bit too human-proportioned, but still nice.
>>7478303
That's a fantastic bun!!
>>7478276
>sorry, that mongoose is all mine, you'll have to get your own
How romantic.Is R100 going to be your revealed self kissing A_Sig?
>>7478306
Somnophilia
>>7478332
Where can I find a rabbit of my own to smooch?
ayy anyone got a discord link?
>>7478302
yes! not too simple at all, it's perfect gerardson! thank you so much
>>7478336
something like that. r100 is just the signal for the start of peanut butter panic time
>>7478347
>Where can I find a rabbit of my own to smooch?
She's out there, Anon, waiting for you right now and wondering where you are. Go find her!
>>7478313
He sounds like an asshole.
I like it.
>>7478303
>4 toes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7478313
Definitely could see him posting on /pol/
>>7478303
Really good bun overall; maybe make the hips more round but that is about it.
Also what >>7478381 said.
Bogo and Polar Bear Trainer: NSFW
http://loyal-royal-panda.tumblr.com/post/156604962394
NiD
What's the next TT theme?
I kind of want to write Pizzacolt into it somehow.
>>7478495
>animu eyes
fucking revolting
>>7478509
Medieval
>>7478366
Anyone?
>>7478509
Was pizza even a thing in medieval times?
>>7478495
>posting that without the first part
y
>>7478509
Medieval. When in doubt look at the op, its always there.
>>7478525
I suppose they'd just think of it as 'short lasagna' or something.
>>7478495
>>7478526
I crey alwaz
>>7478526
I tought it was a single image, oops.
>>7478495
>>7478526
>posting this
y
>>7478524
https://discord.gg/xQRWht9
Here you go, buddy
http://looneyfrechie.tumblr.com/post/156600013980/only-a-true-loves-kiss-can-break-the-spell
>>7478630
Thank you.
>>7478635
oh no
>>7478635
>>7478526
please don't please don't please don't
>>7478597
Because the dude didn't know there was a second pic.
Honestly this "Judy/Nick died and the other is mourning forever" shtick already lost all the luster to me. I just wait to see the character looking sad and sad "u were my life... i love u five ever sly bunny/dumb fox" and think I should seek psychiatrist help.
So what happened to the guy that lied to a girl about writing zootopia fics?
I need answers.
evens - vidya
odds - fap
dubs - write a thing
>>7478695
Oh yeah, I wonder what happened to that guy.
>>7478701
Get to work!
>>7478695
What?
Explain.
>>7476491
I saved this on April 30th
>>7478735
Shit, I missed that. Link to paste?
>>7478735
>she said thanks and hasn't asked for more
Ouch.
>Then he posted the paste and got 0 replies
Double whammy. Oh well, the guy tried, right?
>>7478735
I need this
>>7478720
>Guy said fuck it, this is going nowhere, and lied to a girl about writing fics
>Out of nowhere she reveals she's a closeted furry, asks for a fic
>Asked here for help and fic ideas
>had a busy day of classes today
>spent most of the day studying
>check ztarchive for the thread I missed
>dress meme
>BSP
>mfw that looked like one of the most fun threads in ages and I missed it
>>7478765
HAHA WHAT.
>>7478517
What if medieval times had many predator and prey villages blow off steam by holding violent competitions that were basically play-hunts? Predator studs fight for a change to mount and creampie little predator warriors?
Continuing this?
>>7478787
You not being there really made it something special :^)
>>7478765
lmao
>>7478821
JESUS CHRIST REPLY
>>7478787
There's a new page of BSP?
Can someone post it again?
>>7478821
Hahahahaha
>>7478821
>>7478765
that poor soul
>>7478821
>Judy accidentally got the elephant strength eye dilating fluid at the optometrist.
>>7478821
Reply why
>>7478821
>>7478821
reply you are on a roll lately
>>7478821
Oh god
>>7478838
>>7478824
Next scene would maybe be something like:
>Suddenly, a strong rabbit with light armor, the metal clanking against her nubile body, hopped up behind the lion. He let out a growl, shoving the antelope down onto the ground, as he flipped around. The proud bunny shoved up a hard wooden pole and thrust it into the wolf's face.
>"Easy now, little ma'am hippity hop," the lion remarked. He gripped the edge of the pole. Before she could even protest, glaring at the predator, the lion snapped the weapon right in half.
>"Damn it, I lost again... and so soon..."
>"Ready to make that gear clink even more against your hot fur, morsel," the lion said with a big grin.
>He glanced at the heavily confused antelope with one eye and locked the other one at the sweating, athletic bunny.
>"Mmm... appetizer and main course..." He ran a paw down and exposed his gigantic erection, pointing it definitely at the rabbit's face. Her leather helmet's straps dangled up against her blush-filled cheeks.
>>7478892
So why hasn't anyone mentioned that Scout/Bunanon is trying to ride Nick's dick, and is also Judy's sister?
>>7478892
I remember a time when weaver would do a comic in a whole night
>>7478938
Weaver developed his art style specifically to deliver art fast and efficiently, what the hell
>>7478921
>Scout will never drain your balls with her slender body.
Why even live?
>>7478337
Adorable.
>>7478970
>her
>>7478960
and he's taking months with this
>>7478921
Wait. Scout/Bunanon? Do they go by the same name or am I missing something?
I have never heard of a rabbit that went by the name Scout before.
And I wonder if that glasses wearing bunny is supposed to be Violet or someone close to her...
Does the artist who does this stuff frequent the threads? This stuff is amazing!
>>7477276
haha fuckin perfect.
>>7479018
scout is their nickname, bunanon is the character
different ones.
>>7478920
>*into the lion's face
>>7479028
Yep, from time to time.
can dogs be in zootopia ?
>>7478892
Thanks!
Any requests?
>>7479072
no
only doggo
>>7479072
Normally people say no.
I do like the notion of being called 'dog', 'doggo', etc being an insult. And it gets reclaimed. So, Shep is a 'sheepdog' if he's screwing Dawn Bellwether.
>>7479072
>>7479083
Sky(e) chasing Jack for whatever reason.
>>7478630
im considering joining the discord or just leaving it alone
>>7479083
request you tell me who the cuss is in the background of that pic
>>7479083
Samurai Judy fighting Nick the Oni?
>>7479083
Stu and Gideon picking the best variety of blueberry to grow for the next season.
>>7479083
Skyehopps of some kind?
>>7479083
Betty-x-Remmy stroking each other on the couch while some sheep of some background gets surprised and is shocked by what he/she is seeing.
>>7479101
I'd leave it alone, but thats up to you.
>>7479094
I feel like they'd treat "dog" in the same way we treat "slave." Domesticated could have certain implications, like the "domesticated" wolf has been stripped of their supposed savagery by prey master.
Or something. I don't know.
>>7479114
I want Remmy to fuck Betty!
Also Avo, Charlie, and Anneke
>>7479096
>dat "get yourself fixed" poster
>>7479083
Lionheart & Bellwether lewd, please!
>>7479083
Remmy'a parents are over, and awkwardly meet his predator girlfriend. Like, super uncomfortable and tense.
>>7478691
>Honestly this "Judy/Nick died and the other is mourning forever" shtick already lost all the luster to me.
Same. I know there was the joke, because of JiD, that Judy would move on after a month if Nick died but generally if there is some story where Nick does indeed die, Judy tends to act the "ABLOO BLOO BLOO" same.
I want to see sadness due to mistakes/differences between Nick and Judy. Maybe Nick doesn't want to get with Judy because he wants biological kids of his own. Differences in bunny/fox culture (that doesn't involve cucking...). Blah blah blah.
>>7479162
Dogs were created by selective breeding
Selective breeding in humans is fucking illegal
>>7479162
Without the genetic pressure pushed onto them by humans? No.
>>7479162
Why don't wolves breed themselves into dogs in the wild, anon?
>>7479216
they don't have to, there are species of wild dogs
>>7479238
Wolf supremecists would end up with scarier wolves
Selective breeding is picking the most desirable traits in a specie and only allowing them to pass on those genes, those wolf nazis wouldn't care about cuteness or curiosity so they wouldn't end up with dogs
>>7479238
Are you trolling?
Why would wolf supremacists want to breed themselves into inferior beings?
>>7479261
Those wild dogs are a recent phenomenon, historically speaking. Dingos were the result of humans introducing dogs, who had already once been domesticated by humans from wolves, into Australia. They escaped into the wild, and evolved back into wildness when away from human contact.
>>7479096
>dat "get yourself fixed" poster
>>7479128
Avo is pretty damn hot. Seconded.
>>7479238
The thing is what would be the base-line for a dog though? In Zootopia we do have some domesticated breeds (sheeps and pigs), but that is hardly anything compared to all the different breeds of dogs though. Most dogs were created for a specific purpose, whether that be hunting with humans/herding for humans/looks. Wolves don't need to breed themselves for hunting with humans since they don't exist and at some point they stop hunting other mammals. Same thing with herding. Looks is debatable, but natural selection would take care of that.
>>7479291
It's a joke
Just imagine
>Wolf nazis gathered around a stage
>Smoke all around them
>BEHOLD, THE RESULT OF YEARS OF GENETIC ENGINEERING
>Smoke clears
>A stupid little Shiba is sitting there
Scoutmaster Nick AU is drafted.
If evens, start editing.
If odds, games.
If dubs, start the next story.
>>7479150
There is this.
>>7479322
Is that the only context?
>>7479101
Flip a coin. Or roll.
>>7479096
>Rats the musical
fucking kek
>>7479338
Get on it, anon!
>>7479128
>>7479330
I like the way you think :^)
>>7479126
This makes sense to me.
>>7479271
Yep.
>>7479330
thirded
>>7479362
just missing a looming black wolf and a sleazy aardwolf and then that pic would be perfect
These threads have inspired me to git gud, thank you ztg
>>7479439
>shit version
Come on yo
>>7479271
>>7479291
what if it's inbreeding?
>>7479298
yes, and there are also other species of wild dogs besides Dingoes, like the african and asiatic wild dog, not to mention jackals
>>7479439
>Using the edit
Get this bullshit outta my face
>>7478765
He probably plagarized one of our resident writefags.
>>7479467
Charles II is exactly how I'd imagine the result of inbreeding would turn out
just thought of this world building thing, if someone else has already pointed this out, just stop me
So Judy stumps Nick in the limousine parking lot with the "No need for a warrant without a probable cause" statement. This implies a bill of rights was written some time ago.
If that is the case, what do you think there would be on it in this world of mammals?
pic unrelated
>>7476559
Surfing pr0n on a work terminal. tsk tsk... ZPD's IT guy is going to have to report this.
>>7479418
Said black wolf was originally supposed to be there, but it looked really wonky, hence her absence.
...and I forgot about Annie...
>>7478290
Hey /ztg/ i need some help, tips, suggestions, for a pic based on this:
http://pastebin.com/EVFZfnUC
I need to make a nick's face using the "Alice in Chains - Facelift" front cover as a reference.
And i need to make like 100 nick's faces, because i can't get it just perfect. But a little help will be fine.
Good Night, /ztg/!
>>7479526
something about representation not being tied to physical size
Does anyone have a link to that Zootopia comic about a movie being made in-universe about the events of the actual Zootopia movie?
It was hosted on DeviantArt, and ended on a page about Judy sending a message to her actress about the scene where Nick "attacks" Judy in the museum.
>>7479586
Someone needs to color this and make them sparkledogs
>>7479526
I've based my ruleset on the U.S. constitution and laws, with extra zoop-specific bits as stories call for them.
>>7479586
good night, you filthy monster.
>>7479586
sleep well
>>7479572
I'd say somewhere inbetween the orange and purple lines. Might also want to match the lift of his left side, if you can get the angle right.
Odds: Take clean greentext ideas
Evens: Take lewd greentext ideas
>>7479660
Gazelle and Tigers do whatever they do to relax after a concert
>>7479660
judy and nick H U G
>>7476789
what
the
hell
>>7479540
I have never had fruity pebbles in my life
Am i a degenerate?
>>7479660
Nick hustling off Finnick in his elephant suit to a pedo ring for money
>>7479660
Judy showing Nick how they do it down on the bunny burrow? Little pegging action.
>>7479678
Scandalous
>>7479694
Cocoa Pebbles are easily superior.
>>7479660
Nick and Judy kiss each other platonically
>>7479715
This.
>>7479694
fruity pebbles are gross
they get soggy real quick and make the milk taste weird. cocoa pebbles are better, but everyone knows that lucky charms are objectively the best cereal
>>7479715
I love Cocoa Pebbles but i have never had fruity pebbles before
>>7479526
That is a interesting point, but most likely at least the Bill of Rights (the first ten constitutions) that the U.S. has. You can take Judy's quoting of President FDR however you want, but Zootopia seems to be a Democracy at the very least. I can't think of too much that, concerning sapient rights, their world would do differently than ours.
I wonder what the mammal version of the 18th Amendment would be, assuming it isn't already alcohol prohibition.
>>7479537
well you know I don't think anyone's draw the RemmyxCharliexAvoxAnnekexBetty ship, so you could be the first person to draw it
>>7479660
Nick and Judy run into a former rabbit girlfriend/fling of Nick's. The bunnies try to prove which of them is the better lover to the fox.
>>7479660
Al visiting Remmy in the hospital after being attacked post bellwether
>>7479760
oh my
>>7479733
>but everyone knows that lucky charms are objectively the best cereal
that's a strange way of saying Cheerios
>>7479760
If someone would just draw more pics of Charlie dressed in uniform that'd be gr8
>>7479872
>Cheerios
might as well eat the cardboard from the box at that point. not even honey nut cheerios baka
>>7479351
Check that, i'd kill to see the Roaring Stones concert. My fave songs are "I'm Just Waiting on a Fawn" "Beast of Burden" "Wild Horses" & "Under My Paw."
Serious talk anons
What is the best breakfast food and why is it bacon?
>>7479072
Canon says no, but you do you. It's weird to pretend like domesticated animals don't exist imo
>>7479904
I do like the sound of "Under My Paw"
>>7479909
>>7479918
>Eating a meme
>>7479880
Have you seen this one?
>>7479895
honey nut cheerios are the best
>>7479904
>Frozen Yakgurt
Do.. do you think its just a name or is it made using authentic yak milk?
>>7479918
there better be some eggs next to them anon
>>7479918
cinnamon rolls and bacon
>>7479918
Butter chicken with rice
>All these anons arguing about cereal when it's obvious that Corn Pops are the best.
All the breakfast cereals have way the hell too much sugar in them these days.
>>7479918
>not crepes
>>7480000
>not black coffee
>>7479964
are you the guy who likes this kind of stuff
>>7480000
This is a bit early for TT, but i might not be around on Thursday so I am going to get at least the first part out into the wild.
Life for a rabbit in the 10th century was a hard and dangerous life in comparison to modern Zootopia. Without labor saving devices, or warm climates for principle beasts of burden, much labor had to be done by hand. Where villages could not afford to hire larger mammals to plow, or carry good to market, determination and perseverance will have to make do. Leg strength and strong backs were highly prized among rabbit farming communities, as some fertile plots of land could be a fair hike from the burrows themselves.
>>7479994
They've always been like that
More sugar = addicted kids = more sales
>>7478892
>>7478921
>>7479018
It's not Bunanon, it's the bunny from Page 1.
>>7480000
>>7479964
Yes.
Sunny side down.
>No love for Capt. Crunch
>>7479964
Scrambled eggs?
>>7479930
It's weird to pretend Reptiles and Birds don't either. Nick makes the signal of a bird taking flight with his hands, Gazelle mention them directly. Zootopia 2 will probably take part on Aviantropolis instead.
>>7480023
For a rabbit on a hike between communities, or making a long trip with produce, portable foods were of great importance. Turnips and radishes were a favorate, along with breads and some hardy cheeses. For wealthy, or orchard tending rabbits, apples were of great value as a treat. Every rabbit farmer would carry a lunch with them when out foraging or checking on hidden gardens, particularly if going alone.
>>7480068
birds can also just be, you know, regular birds
>>7480068
Penguins were in some Zootopia concept art too
But actual flying birds are probably still animals
>>7479993
>mfw I actually have Corn Pops right now
Though to be honest, my fave cereals is the line of General Mills monster cereals.
Bacon, eggs and toast is otherwise the comfiest breakfast you can get.
>>7480070
Around the 10h century, the world was deep into what would later be called the Viking Age. Fearsome raiders from the north, armed with spear and shield, sword and axe, would storm undefended communities for plunder, meat., fur, and thralls. Striking with unheard of violence and lightning speed along what were thought to be un-sailable routes, it was rare that any alarm could be raised in defense of a outlying community. Anglo-Saxbun communities would often be raided as a prelude to more wealthy targets such as Elksh villages.
But sometimes, the Wolfmen of the North did not always arrive totally without warning.
And that's enough of that for now.
>>7479675
>Gazelle stretches out as she comes off stage
>The tigers right on her tail
>They follow her into the green room,
>She always makes sure to ask for a massage table
>She casually strips down
>She can hear the tigers doing the same behind her
>She lies down on it and closes her eyes
>A pair of hands come forwards, putting a blindfold over her eyes
>Cool liquid is poured onto her back
>Another pair of hands start to massage the oil into her soft, thin fur
>Pressing deeper, rubbing it into the skin on her back
>She groans out in bliss
>Slowly the hands rub lower, making sure to cover every inch of her back
>A second and soon third pair of hands join, as that first pair reaches her ass
>She feels more oil being poured along her crack
>Firm hands rubbing it in
>A prod here, and a tease there at her backside
>Slowly one of the thick fingers slips into her, drawing out a moan
>Strong hands lift her from the table, holding onto her arms, keeping her from resisting
>She feels something thicker than a finger pressing into her backside
>With the massage oil, it slides in easily
>It was so much easier now than it used to be
>Still impaled, she’s carried over to a couch
>Leaned back, she feels something pressing into her crotch too
>Soon she’s filled from both ends
>She opens her mouth to moan
>Instead a third shaft fills it
>A fourth is pressed into her hand
>She briefly wonders who drew the short straw today
>The thought doesn’t linger in her mind as the tigers start to thrust
>Awkwardly at first
>It doesn’t take long for the professional dancers to find a rhythm
>Her eyes roll back behind the blindfold
>She tenses and squirms as the pleasure overloads her
>And the tigers were far from done
>She peaks at least three more times before they finish
>A few sudden rough thrusts
>She’s suddenly being filled from every end
>Heat spilling onto her chest from the fourth
>Slowly they pull out
>She leans back, panting, exhausted
>But absolutely loving it
>>7480068
The fic I'm writing makes all animals except monkeys canon, and it fits right in.
>>7478303
>>7479993
>>7480111
Reminder:
>>7480123
>all the tigers are subconsciously thrusting in time with a beat none of them hear anywhere but in their heads
>>7480138
Hey, that's pretty nigger!
>>7480133
>except monkeys
Primates? Should be in too, Byron confirmed they were removed due to being hard to discern as prey or predator due to their diets.
>>7480176
There has to be a line somewhere, otherwise we may as well not anthropomorphize the animals in the first place because humans are primates too. So for me, no monkeys.
>>7479651
thank you so much, i did the inbetween and it's ok. On his left side, i wanted the right angle (so you can recognize nick's face), but i didn't want him "ok" so i split his fucking head in two.
yay!
>>7480173
hey that's pretty gay retard
>>7480211
There is a line: no humans. I get your point, but Byron justification to remove them was purely not to dilute the message. Byron posted that Birds/Reptiles/Primates "Maybe. Probably." exist in Zootopia.
>>7480139
>Raccoon studies Beaver for months, learning his favorite foods, music, and movies.
>He stocks up on them in the hopes that they will help Beaver feel more at home and less panicked when Raccoon drugs and rodentnaps him.
>>7480246
BULLY!
>>7480173
BULLY!
>>7480122
This is some cool shit
We have fun here in the trash can.
>>7479334
That'd be pretty kek worthy.
Though, if you're going for something more serious, I'd imagine they'd be taller and more buff, but they'd also come with crippling heart disease as well as other inbred shit.
>>7479098
>>7480273
>Raccoonfag/Beaver fic when?
>Chumpy/Bore fic when?
>Weaver/Inky fic when?
>Comic/Canidae lewd duo readthrough fic when
>Donk/FinnickFag fic when?
>A_Sig/Popo fic when?
>>7479966
>cinnamon bunns
...just one job, anon.
>all this talk of breakfast
>no french toast
>no omelette
you let me down, zoot.
>>7480122
dude, that pic is perfect. Nice story too.
>>7480283
...
>>7480273
I have no idea where you'd get such notions about me...
>>7480331
I've thought about doing one from time to time, but I'm not sure if there's much of an audience for it.
Course, Justifications has nearly 400 views on AO3, so I guess there is some sort of market for CC OCs...
>>7480301
Thanks man! I love the smug grin on Jack's face and the serious but playful look on Sky(e)'s.
Excellent job!
>>7480301
>Local bun terrorized by flying fox
>>7480344
The best breakfast is Mrs. Wilde's hot wet muff.
>All this breakfast talk
>Traditional English breakfast - 0 results found
Plebs, all of you
>>7480364
>Course, Justifications has nearly 400 views on AO3, so I guess there is some sort of market for CC OCs...
isn't that because the writer guy is actually good?
What's a good name for a rabbit dewlap porn actress? Names are always my weakness.
>>7480417
With a side of Judy
>>7480451
Jessica du Lappe
>>7480451
Actual name or a "stage name"?
>>7480426
>No cigarettes and coffee
>mrw
>>7480465
Eh, I guess, if you want to force your shitty wildehopps fetish into everything.
>>7480478
Stage name
>>7480474
>>7480513
Isn't that already pic related's name?
>>7480528
Does that not look like a porn actress to you?
Oh my god this is hot>>7476228
Dude, in the original pack street comic Marty said he and HIS SISTER were throwing a BBQ. How's he supposed to be at the same event at the same time as two desperate people?
Has Weaver been yanking our chain the entire time?
>>7480351
we already know jerbo is a fuck who posts himself.
you are probably him too
>>7480629
Different. Sorry.
Though I expect he's also desperate too.
>>7479572
Dude this is pretty fucking cool
>>7480629
Yeah and marty gets sick at the last minute and has to cancel. His sister fills him in on everything like the true sweetheart she is.
>>7479784
>“Nick. You have been staring at the doe sitting across from us for five minutes.”
>Nick’s head jerks towards Judy
>“What? No I haven’t.”
>Judy raises an eyebrow
>“Okay, fine, maybe I have. I was just—I think it’s someone I’ve met before, I was trying to make sure.”
>Judy looks over at the other rabbit
>She could feel a little spark of jealousy in her chest
>The only word she could think of for the other doe was ‘voluptuous’
>Wide hips, and a dewlap that a younger Judy would have killed for
>Judy quickly jerks her head away as the other doe looks her way
>She still glances at her out of the corner of her eye
>Then the doe stands up and hops over
>“Ferrel Focks? Is that you? I haven’t seen you in ages!”
>So that’s where Nick knew her from
>Even Nick seems a little abashed by the situation
>His previous career was something he had tried to put behind him
>“Hey, Jessica. It has been a while, hasn’t it?”
>Nick turns to Judy
>“Judy, this is Jessica DuLappe, an old… colleague of mine.”
>Jessica elbows Nick in the side
>“Oh, me and Ferrel here were more than just colleagues, back in the day. They say getting ‘involved’ in our industry is a bad idea, certainly didn’t stop us though.”
>“About that. It’s not really our industry anymore. I retired years ago.”
>“Retired maybe, but I see you never lost your eye for a good looking girl. A little thinner than I remember you liking though.”
>Judy feels herself bristling, is this really the kind of look Nick likes?
>Still, Jessica leans in, pressing her dewlap into Nick’s arm
>“Come on, ditch this flat girl, come over to my place, for old time’s sake, huh?”
>Judy suddenly stands up, getting up close to the other doe
>“He will not be going home with you tonight. We have a nice date planned, and some porno floozy isn’t going to take my fox away from me.”
>“Your fox? Ha, don’t make me laugh. I bet you’d never been with a real predator before you met Ferrel. You could never give him the kind of pleasure I’m able to.”
TBC
>>7480639
bluh, i just wanted to post something fun from the discord for once instead of being some "discord dramer" attention whore.
i'll stop now :x
>>7480433
Boney is indeed good, I won't argue that.
It's more the fact that it's a gamble to see if people will leave their comfort zones to read something with OCs and zero Wildehopps.
It's one I've been willing to take before and paid off quite nicely with Stoutwell, but I'm not sure RF is as compelling a character; more of something I do as a goof.
>>7480417
Shout out to all the requests I didn't do earlier.
I was feeling a little off today so hopefully tomorrow I can actually do some of them.
>>7480045
Naw, I still say it's Bunanon.
Look at the hair swirl, yo.
>>7480717
Sleep tight, bunner!
>>7480726
pls let this end in wholesome wildehopps
>>7480726
OR here, I like where this is going already.
>>7477449
source?
>>7476985
>Good hustle, Clawhauser.
>>7480765
nice one, V!
>>7480123