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HG thread
Sometimes I wonder just how bad my sleeping schedule can get. Oh yeah. First 24.
Lord Beerus
>>7468705
Orihara Izaya
>>7468705
Thorfinn
Blizzard of hell
>>7468701
Oi. That's my big sis you're talkin shit to. Fuck off.
>>7468705
Nastasia
Cirno
>>7468705
Linne
>>7468705
Haku Yowane
The Tornado of Terror
>>7468701
Oh bite me! Do you think I care about what some loser thinks of me? Don't be stupid!
It looked pretty quiet to me, and thanks to me, it isn't. I believe you owe me a 'thank you'.
>>7468702
And neither will I, understand? You're better then that.
>>7468722
Was I talking to you earlier ago? No. So I'd recommend you shut your fucking mouth, and flock along with the rest of these blokes.
>>7468705
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7468705
Daveed Diggs
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7468705
Salad V
>>7468705
Rika
Can't be much worse than "when you get up".
>>7468741
>>7468695
Connections like this, or is this just coincidence?
>>7468705
Alika
Beruka
>>7468705
Parsee
>>7468705
Belarus
Rapeman
Reigen Arataka
Ursula-sensei
>>7468741
Fair point.
Ginji Amano
>>7468757
Connections exactly like this! You're welcome by the way.
>>7468768
Exaaactly! I'll take that as a thank you.
Bakuryu the Mole
>>7468705
Ash Crimson
>>7468705
Chica
>>7468794
She probably would've done it anyhow, but hey, thanks. You always prove...interesting to talk with.
Misuzu
ANGRY AKATSUKI
So. Anyone wanna swap those guys in?
>>7468821
I accept this challenge.
>>7468808
I doubt it. Sometimes people need to be ordered before they'll even think about doing anything.
>>7468821
Mhmmm...nah, can we just go already?
>>7468821
Nah fuck them niggers looks good
SHIMAKAZE
FUCKS SAKE NO
>>7468821
>And now welcome back, Rape-Man faithful to yet another exciting episode of the hero you all know and love: RAPE MAN! Tonight's exciting episode is brought to you by Mountain Dew: Code Red. Because every flavour of Mountain Dew is delicious except the normal one. Go figure.
>>7468830
Do you think that Mizore's really the kind to actually listen to orders?
>>7468821
I'm good.
If you guys are good then I am too.
>>7468757
I think sleeping for three hours is just as bad really. Even if the night's much better than the day.
>>7468821
Man, do I have good timing or what!
>>7468821
Acceptable, though I can not see where the terror part comes from.
>>7468836
You are slower than most corpse I know.
>>7468843
When someone like me tells you to do something, you better do it; so yes, yes I do.
>>7468821
Psst. Don't tell anyone this but I'm trying to make Fubuki or Cirno win.
>>7468865
Well that ended quickly.
>>7468844
Well...you tired?
>>7468860
...I'm not gonna bother arguing this, but she just seems like the person who can't give a crap.
>>7468865
Huh. It's no castle, but it'll do.
>>7468865
I don't need my mommy to tell me something obvious.
>>7468865
>What an entrance, ladies & gentlemen! Okay, just gentlemen. According to recent surveys, there are NO female Rape-Man fans. Can't say I blame 'em. But, look at our hero just ride that girl like she was a jet ski! Can there be a more suitable mount for the sexual artist that forces girls into ahegao!?
I... have arrived!
>>7468865
>not trying to make me win
I'm hurt..
>>7468865
You gotta beware of those wild kids. You never know when one will just come an stab you.
>>7468865
ARE YOU FREAKI--... Well I'll be, it's morning already.
I summon _____
>>7468865
Wait a second, I don't have a dad
>>7468874
Obvisouly she knows I'm not to be fucked with! Anybody with common sense should know to listen to every little thing I say!
>>7468887
...I-...I'm speechless, I don't-I can't...wh-what?
>>7468865
This feels an appropriate way to enter such a place.
>>7468887
I am not sure what you are all staring at, clearly it was the witch.
>>7468874
Well no but it can be a little annoying during the day. Thank the devil that I do nothing important during the day.
>>7468845
I'd say. And just like i thought, we both woke up at the same time. Heya Ash.
>>7468884
Depends. Can you control snow or ice.
>>7468887
>And now, to prove that our hero is more than just a master of force, enjoy this incredibly long, detailed and gratuitous ~CONSENSUAL~ sex scene drawn by a guest hentai doujin artist! This chapter will NOT be reprinted in Weekly Shounen Jump, it's only available in the upcoming Rapeman tankobon! And wew, it's hot stuff folks! Now, if people ask if Rape-Man ever scored, point to this chapter!
My hips are moving on their own! This... this is so lewd! Let me see your face, I want to see that lewd expression that you're making! Yes, yes that's what I like to see!
>(Rapeman actually got laid
Holy crackers)
>>7468887
What's the matter? Decided to show me some mercy because of how tiny I am? That kind of compassion is what got you killed in the first place.
>>7468887
What are the odds? Don't see what those are doing here.
>>7468906
I can make icecubes with the help of my freezer.
>>7468898
Sheesh...I'm bad with people too, but you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know that?
>>7468906
Weeell, there's no real point in worrying about it, huh? So it's nothing to be concerned over.
>>7468916
OH COME ON-
>>7468916
...I'm trying to sleep too. Guh...I'm too tired to open a can of whoopassss!
>>7468916
And that was my first time riding a car, you must suck at this.
>>7468916
>OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ and other musical onomatopoeia! Look at those two just go at it!
This is so much fun! Say.... what did you say your name was?
>>7468916
Oh. Uhhh.. I j-ust so happened to not know what I'm doing in this very moment.
>>7468923
I am honey! I'm just a very special kind of honey that you have to develop a taste for.
>>7468916
Seriously, someone put a leash on her.
>>7468865
>She just lazily walks away from her starting place.
>>7468887
>Is this a curse or something? I feel like whenever I use her she gets the sex events..
I don't really remember.. How much did I drink..?
>>7468906
Makes you think if we are kindred spirits or something, fire and ice? We totally have that yin yang thing going.
>>7468914
What goes around comes around loser, lucky I just woke up.
>>7468930
Let's face it, we're both as good in conversation as a brick, aren't we?
>>7468935
Great idea, right? Only I can come up with something this amazing
>>7468935
I don't suppose an obituary would count? No? Didn't think it would.
>>7468935
...and then we shall call it "Rape-Man no Densetsu Monogatari Daibouken Gaiden!" and it will sell millions and get its own anime series which will turn into a full franchise! It'll be huge, I tell you! HUGE!
>>7468935
O-Of course I'm faking! I-I'm like...a infinitybilnare! I-I'm just doing this to see how stupid people are is all!
>>7468941
...I'm not paid to talk. (I'm not paid at all actually)
>>7468935
One down, 13 left to go.
>>7468935
>In her drunk stupor she dangles the keys over the grate and lets go for no reason in particular.
Bye-bye keys~
>>7468935
Or maybe just have her eat some soup. That was a little disappointing.
>>7468959
Am I too good at this or does everyone else just suck?
Probably both
>>7468952
Neither am I. Sometimes it's a wonder why we even bother, huh?
>>7468959
What is she doing? Does she expect me to chase her? Fairies, such strange creatures.
>>7468959
>Ever resourceful, our hero finds refuge in a broom closet! It's no Fortress of Lewditude but it'll do!
I'll just... rest my eyes for a few momentsszzzzzzz....
>>7468923
Huh. Yeah screw work. I can just sleep through it today. Already do that with school and nothing happens. Oh, want to tell you what you missed?
>>7468921
Well I can try to help you next time. But I'm pretty bad at everything, don't think it will work.
>>7468959
Ahhh...I've missed you, bed my old friend.
>>7468965
Eh. 'S not my fault people start talking to me, I'm just minding my own business.
>>7468959
Being a hero's tough work. It's why I don't do it.
>>7468950
>Crawls inside your bone.
>>7468959
...I guess immortality has it's perks.
>>7468972
WHAT IS THIS!? WHY AM I WEARING A SECRETARY'S UNIFORM?! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THIS PLACE! He owes me 50 cents for the Bubble Bobble cabinet anyway...
>>7468971
Well, you did waltz in making demands. I'm just saying, tends to grab attention, you know?
>>7468969
You got some sorta break?
>She freezes up.
...You don't mean....
>>7468972
What the hell is this supposed to be, puke?
>>7468959
>She gets pulled over half way through the race for speeding and drunk driving.
It's happening again..
>>7468972
>She keeps falling over.
I'm not a very balanced person..
>>7468973
Yes? Is there something that you desire?
>>7468972
Sometimes it is nice to get others to do the dirty work for you.
>>7468972
Fire is just so uncontrollable. I wouldn't use it.
>>7468990
>Again our hero finds refuge in a broom closet! It's really nice and cozy, if this mangaka is to be honest with you, Rapeman family
>>7468990
>>7468979
Yeah? Well...sometimes you gotta make sacrifices, and sometimes these sacrifices just happen to be your personal space.
>>7468990
Just your standard with only the cats eating anyting.
>>7468999
>She shudders.
Nnooo, personal space is a bit too much. Privacy, though? Not so much. But hey, at least we get results, right?
>>7468969
It's the thought that counts.
>>7468979
Only about a hour or so. At this point, I'm thinking of making a clone to do all the work. Depends but what I will say is that Urotsuki popped in for a quick second.
>>7469006
I guess? I mean I'd rather it'd just happen on it's own...beh, whatever, I'm gonna go to bed.
>>7469004
A feast? But I'm not hungry at all. I... I could use a leg or two.
>>7469004
Kissing someone so unannounced... It was unwanted too..
>>7468989
>The cat did not respond. Instead it curls up into a ball, making itself comfortable.
>>7469004
Meowing? Can it be!? CATGIRLS!? Wait, no they're just normal cats. That's disappointing.
>Rapeman would soon come to regret those words as suddenly, the cats started to grow in number! And grow! And grow! Until he was facing off against an army of cute cats! Just look at them! Awwwwww!
Get away from me! Don't come any closer! Shoo! Shoo!
>Before our hero could react, the cats dogpiled (or would that be catpiled...?) the masked marauder and dragged him away! Oh, the humanity!
>>7469004
Didn't realize it was only four left.
>>7469004
Cats may not be as ferocious as dogs, but they are much easier to catch the senseless off guard with.
>>7469026
>The lich merely ignores the cat's presence allowing it to do as it desires.
>>7469019
Bah, lazy bastards, gotta give them a kick in the ear. Later, lady.
>>7469015
If I could do that, I'd just have the clones do all the work, too.
.... Yeah. I had a feeling you'd say that. Dammit. Earlier today?
>>7469030
Those ponds just has been showing up, huh? If you're paying attention unlike me, the winner will be up next.
>>7469050
Talk shit, get hit....and then die.
>>7469008
Gotcha. I'll try it next game. For any person that knows that ice is nice.
>>7469044
I would thought getting one of these would make me more honest. Just makes it so I want to get away with more things. Around seven I think. Didn't really say anything. I think she went to sleep right after.
>>7469036
>the cat begins to purr.
>>7469050
Well shoot. Now people gonna think I actually rigged it.
>>7469054
>>7469050
Ahhhh..... VaddÃrassgat.
>>7469071
Did you?
>>7469071
Must say that is one cool hero name. Nice one.
>>7469063
Cats are far noisier than I remember.
>>7469071
>The lich simply reconnects his body
Human foolishness truly plagues this land. Ah well, surely I shall win once more one of these days.
>>7469074
>>7469075
Nah. Seems like it would be too much work, you know.
>>7469071
Oh shit...Whoops...
>>7469080
>thanks for hosting
>>7469080
then there's your answer lmao
thanks m8
>>7469075
Congratulations! Better you than that bone-headed freak who cost me my well-deserved victory!
>>7469080
(And thank you for hosting!)
>Once again, we leave our hero beaten, battered, and bruised in some dark alley in downtown Tokyo. He'll wake up with one massive headache and a few hours late for school. What a delinquent! That about wraps it here, ahegao fans! Until next time! Same Rape-Man time! Same Rapeman network!
>>7469080
Congratulations 'The Blizzard of Hell'. Thanks for hosting.
>>7469060
Heh. As long as it's easier.
>And now she just looks depressed.
...Still. I hate it when I miss her, you know?
>>7469075
Congrats, lady. Thanks for this, Mizore.
>>7469075
Congratulations..
Thank you for hosting Miss..
>>7469075
>>7469080
Thanks for the game Mizy.
>>7469077
>Now there was a moment of silence
>>7469084
>>7469087
>>7469097
>>7469103
>>7469102
>>7469110
No problem. Make sure to thank me again when I host.
>>7469097
Later creepazoid.
>>7469102
Know the feeling, pal. She's what I like to call slippery. Hard to find and catch. I'm sure if you was there, she would've stayed a little longer.
>>7469128
Then again...wouldn't want to keep her if she's tired, huh?
>>7469128
Thanks for the game.
I wonder if her and her sister go commando under there. Another 24 for another game.
>>7469142
Cirno
>>7469142
Kirito
>>7469142
Lord Beerus
>>7469142
Thorkell
>>7469142
Paru
>>7469142
Paarthurnax
>>7469142
Based Yukine, Resident Shitposter
>>7469142
Avenger
>>7469128
Well now that you mentioned it, I'll make sure not to.
>>7469142
Linne
>>7469142
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7469142
Yugo Ogami
>>7469142
Haku Yowane
>Thank you for hosting in the chance I pass out.
>>7469142
Seath The Scaleless
>>7469142
Samus Aran
>>7469142
Ash Crimson
>>7469142
Ban Mido
>>7469150
You couldn't shitpost a goldfish with Down Syndrome even if you tried.
>>7469142
Rika
Pre-tty sure the shorter one does.
>>7469165
I don't know, looks like that's what I'm doing right now. Even capitalizes Down Syndrome.
>>7469155
>The cat slowly begins to scratch at the bones.
>>7469142
SKULLOMANIA
>>7469134
>>7469168
Hey, nothing wrong in being a little selfish. Specially if you two enjoy each other.
Huh. That's interesting.
>>7469137
No prob.
>>7469152
How villainous of you. What would your mom think of such an act?
>>7469142
Sanjay
>>7469142
Beruka
>>7469142
Drath'nor the anus destroyer
>>7469142
Mr. Satan
>>7469142
Rinoa
>>7469178
Honestly? I don't know. I don't keep in touch with her all that much. I should call more often huh?
>>7469174
>The lich picks up the cat and puts it back on the floor
These are expensive robes, if you are going to do that, you can stay on the ground..
>>7469142
My Pet Mantis
>>7469196
>The cat begins to let out a low cry, trembling while reaching up towards them.
>>7469142
Orihara Izaya
>>7469142
SHIMAKAZE
Poor sucker. I'll give you guys three minutes to swap him in.
>>7469211
Are you intentionally always late?
>>7469214
Swap me out.. I'm going to sleep..
>>7469217
>I was too busy beating my dick like it owed me money to this ERP I did last night.
>>7469214
IT' TIME....
>>7469214
Alrighty, everything looks good from here. And I'm not just saying that because I'm there, though that IS a big part of it...
>>7469223
(Good night, Rape-Man's brief waifu!)
>>7469227
>ERP
>>7469178
Yeah, but there's a line when it comes to inconveniencing people I care for, least for me.
Uh. Yeah. You see things when they're drunk and spinning in circles end over end in midair....
>>7469195
Prob- nah. Definitely. Only get one of those after all.
>>7469223
Going to Izaya then.
Guess that's it.
>>7469214
It's looks hot over there. Glad I'm not there.
>>7469231
>he's a fraud, he doesn't even rape people, you should rename him to just 'man'.
>>7469236
Thank you.. Farewell..
>>7469236
Rig it for me and I'll give you a big hug.
>>7469236
It's just that they can be so annoying you know? I already have Betty cramping my style, I don't need to bring my mom in as well.
>>7469251
Hey! I'm not running away! I'm just making a tactical retreat! I mean come on, like I'd run away from anything. Well, there was that one bully...
>>7469253
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk)
>>7469253
I'll be seeing you.
>>7469255
I tried. I really did. But like I said, I'm bad at most things.
>>7469251
Or not....
>>7469251
So those guys are magic. I need to stop sleeping through class. I shoulda known that.
>>7469233
>Not fantasizing about fucking widowed MILFs
>>7469251
Dinok Dez! It is your destiny to die as decreed by the gods!
>The leviathan opens his maws. Not to breathe fire but...to shout words
Fus Ro Dah!
>The poor man is thrown away by a blast of air.
>>7469266
Wow, another dragon. Sure as hell didn't kill enough of you guys back in the day. But, hey! EXP is EXP, and maybe I can sell some of your drops for Col.
>And after a fight with lots of flying around, gratuitous facial expressions, and generic orchestra soundtracks, Kirito has slayed the dragon!
>Kirito gains 32 EXP!
Oh, come on, only 32!? I'm not that over leveled!
>And then he gets to watch as the dragon gets revived
That's not even fair!
>>7469266
Jeez, you guys don't know when to chill sometime.
>>7469265
Sucks man. Want a lollipop?
>>7469269
I don't like ERP. It's rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>7469266
Kopraan Dinok Sil Nahlaas. To kill a Dov, you must vanquish it's soul.
>>7469261
Never had that problem with her. And never did understand why people don;'t like. My mom's like my best friend.
>>7469235
Didn't think you thought there was a line, you know. That must be a sight. Wonder if that's how they win their fights.
>>7469275
You are welcome to try again, young Joor. Long has it been since I surrendered myself to the insatiable lust for conquest and domination.
>>7469281
I hate that they call it a muslim ban
most muslim countries aren't even banned
also
based trump doing more in a week than most presidents do in their full 4 years
>>7469278
Looks like my mom was right about that being the best weapon.
Gas the leaves, rake war now
>>7469251
On one hand, I don't like how I missed the giant dragon. On the other...ah well, I don't like him, either.
>>7469253
Seeya, Haku.
>>7469278
GOD DAMMIT-
>>7469285
I've always considered her a priority. And, uh...I reaaaally, really doubt that. I think she just finds it more free, probably.
>>7469279
>>7469278
Ahh, home. The good ol Kirito household. Dead parents, estranged sister, barking neighbour dogs, constant honking... Having to deal with the sun shining like a big ball of apathy every morning, the TV always whining about a guy building a wall. What's the big deal? It's just a wall. ...man, my life this game might suck but at it least it isn't that!
>>7469287
Yeah, I'll get riiiiight on that. Right on that.You sure you don't have any... maybe higher leveled buddies flying around? Maybe a roost that acts as a dungeon? I'm suffering from a bad case of ennui and nothing cures that like a fine day of dragon slaying and stealing their loot.
>>7469289
Hey, I recognize you! You're that girl from those doujins! Ha! You're bullet hell is no match for my bitching sword skills! I'll just deflect all your shots like so...
Wait, this isn't good. CRAP!
>GAME OVER
>Wait no, ressurection!
Thanks magic Native American! I almost feel bad that they're going to build that oil pipeline all throughout your land. Almost.
>>7469278
... I-Is that a euphemism or are you genuinely offering me a lollipop?
>>7469289
I think this is what the heat does to ya. Still don't now why people like it.
Abridged characters deserve death.
Abominations.
>>7469285
Yeah well I can't even leave the mansion with out her, my sisters and Betty freaking out. So what if I participate in bloody fighting tournaments. It's my life!
>>7469311
Turns out killing a giant dragon is harder than you think.
>>7469311
When was the last time I actually ate anything? My stomach is complaining almost as much as that guy from last night. ...still haven't quite recovered from that insult. How I hate him a bit more than I hate most other people. Hey, look at that! A walking chocolate bar! Just what a growing hero needs.
>Kirito grabbed the scorpion and bit it right in the middle of its thorax, not caring in the least bit that the texture was a bit... off, and much to hard to be a candy bar of any kind. He just happily munched away, taking another occasional bite as he watched everyone else play the game.
This is pretty tasty. Nice and crunchy. I oughta farm these, keep other people from hording the goods.
>>7469303
Krosis. I will not help you to achieve your goal of slaying more Dov. If you decide to seek out death itself then I suggest you seek your fortune on the most mountainous areas of Skyrim, where most of my brethen might. But beware, young Joor. The Dov do not repsond well to either insolence or trespassers. Wah Ofan Laas. Be prepared to give your life on your journey.
>>7469311
Fire cannot harm a true Dov. It is as hot as the very soul withour our bodies. Yol Ni Haavut Zii
>>7469311
Easy going lil' buddy, easy going.
>>7469304
Eh? Don't even know what else it could be, pal. I have like seven apples and one lemon. If I were you, I'd pick the lemon.
>>7469298
Nice to see you got some morals then. Freeing huh? It sounds comfortable but I don't think I would go that far. Gotta have some modesty.
>>7469326
So she's a little controlling? Then I can see the problem. Yeah, my mom's isn't like that at all.
>>7469335
I thought the blonde was the dumb one. Battle of the century, folks. Giant dragon vs little mantis.
>>7469335
>Upon realising the bold human attempted to take him out with trickery, the old wyrm lost his otherwise calm temper.
Tahrovin! If you did not take your own life then I would have for this act of cowardice, mortal! Akatosh Ag Hi Mahfaeraak!
>>7469339
Skyrim? Why does that name sound so familiar... Waaaait a second, why do I suddenly feel like going back to retake the quest to slay would be a very cathartic thing to do?
>TRIGGERED
I WILL NOT FALL FOR TODD HOWARD'S LIES!
>>7469342
And she's ok with your hobby?
>>7469342
I'm an asshole, but family's important, and I'm not HEARTLESS.
...Hell, why do you think I wear shorts?
>>7469347
The bigger they are, the... the...
Forgot the rest of that.
>>7469360
You raised a champ Baki. Nice one.
>>7469362
My mom's dream weapon is the biggest deathbringer.
>>7469352
I disown you.
>>7469360
Great going lil' dude, it's just how we've practiced. Well I mean... you've figure it out yourself already, fighting's inate to you.
>>7469350
Vomindok Mindol. After fifty years of trying. I have given up omn trying to understand how the Joor think and act upon their thoughts.
>>7469360
>>7469362
Size does not equal strength in raw numbers nor does it imply intelligence. What this tiny creature lacked in strength, it made up in wits.
Pruzah Laat. I offer my gratitude for this, lilac haired Joor.
>>7469364
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7469362
Wow. The greatest player this game has to offer and some other guys got their asses kicked by some guy's pet mantis. I am not going to be living this one down anytime soon. But, hey, whoever raised that thing, you did a good job. I guess. That's about as much of a compliment you're going to get from me. Treasure it. Treasure this compliment.
>>7469364
(And thank you for hosting!)
>>7469370
Since when did this game have a Skyrim collaboration event!? What's the prize? That stupid helmet with the dumb-ass looking horns? Maybe I oughta farm for it so I can sell it to some sucker.
>>7469342
I bet you've poisoned the lemon one... I don't blame you for trying to get rid of me.
>>7469377
Game? Colaboration?
>The dragon is utterly confused at this point. In his mind, the human before him could possible be one thing he did not want to deal with.
If you are a minion of Sheogorath. Leave. Now. I may have learned the value of patience but I am still a Dov.
>>7469382
The meaning of life is to learn, reproduce and eventually die.
This Nazo no Kanojo X is really weird one.
>>7469351
Okay with it? Hah! Who do you think I learned it from? Pretty sure, she was crazier than me at my age.
>>7469352
Point made Riks. As for your question, I thought it was because pants were too big for you.
>>7469378
If I wanted to kill you, I would've tried already you know. Apple's just my favorite flavor.
>>7469370
>>7469377
You got it dudes. Glad you could enjoy.
>>7469382
42. I'm not making this shit up. I don't make shit up. Shit making is not in my nature. Wait... I may have worded that incorrectly. You get what I mean. Point is that the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. Now go find out the question. Get enlightened. Maybe you'll be a step further up than the rest of these people.
>>7469387
You implying I'd let myself be the minion of anybody? I'm a solo player, Scaley. Can't stand the idea of grouping with other people. I won't even join a guild.
>>7469362
Good work, mantis.
Thanks for the show, Mizore.
>>7469366
...Huh?
>>7469393
Oh, har har, very funny! I'm the same size as kappa back home, just about....
>>7469388
That sounds kinda boring. Do I have other options?
>>7469393
So you're continuing the family tradition it seems, I wonder how your dad feels.
>>7469393
Then I'll pick the apple one. See what's so good about it.
>>7469398
Unfortunately no.
If you're lucky while doing those things you can leave your mark on history for later generations to learn from.
>>7469364
>thanks for hosting
>>7469395
You heard me.
>>7469367
Okay. It's a little bigger than I thought it was.
>>7469395
Thanks Riks.
So I take it they also can't wear any pants then. What a pity.
>>7469401
She was so glad that I found a target. Wish I coulda met her when she was younger. My dad? About that.... I never met him.
>>7469404
Wait I was lying. Lemon's the best flavor.
>>7469405
No problem.
>>7469394
Folaas Rot. Every being that exists serves someone or something. You may not realise it, but we are all minions in one shape or another. Perhaps you should seek the companionship of like minded Joor to seek out your destiny of slaying many Dov in Moro Grah - glorious battle.
>>7469410
you're dispotted
>>7469414
Did he run off on you? I mean...It's kinda hard to blame him with those tendencies of you and your moms.
>>7469410
This really makes me feel my bones
>>7469410
...This isn't funny, mom.
>>7469414
Of course they can! They make things to their size, geni- you're messing with me. Ugh.
>>7469405
>>7469414
I don't believe you, I'm taking a apple please~
Also thank you for hosting.
>>7469414
Thanks Mizore, he's definitely going to get a sweet-treat once I find him a new tank. Say how'd the sleeping schedule work out for you?
>>7469431
>>7469427
Don't make me repeat myself.
>>7469417
I'm pretty sure on some planet, what you just said is probably profound enough to make some poor sap reconsider his life choices. Your weak link is that this is Earth. I may have my doubts on the collective intelligence of people but sometimes I gotta give them credit when they don't fall for entry-level spiritual psychobabble like that. And no, did you not just hear me say I am not a people person? Do you wyverns not have ears? That's what you are by the way, a wyvern. Todd Howard be damned.
>>7469438
>>7469424
I don't think it was like that. I think it was a something a little more... well murderous.
>>7469427
>She gives her knowing smirk while also vehemently denying her claims.
Wahhhh? Meeeee? Why would I ever do such a thing.
>>7469432
>Giving a sigh, she outs her hand into a pocket and out comes with one with a green lollipop.
Yeah yeah. You're welcome.
>>7469437
Taking out a dragon? Say he deserves a little more. Well I may be waking up more in the middle of night. Can't say I mind it though.
>>7469461
>here's the actual line
>>7469448
The truth is what you wish it to be. Whenever you find yourself another Joor who has a different truth and wants to enslave you by it, you can only bow down or show that your will is stronger. That is how it should be and that is how it should always be.
Krosis. I am rambling and getting reminiscent about old times. Good fortune on your future endeavors nontheless, young Joor.
...This Todd Howard? Is he a god of your nation?
>>7469468
>>7469446
T-this isn't funny!
>>7469464
>She rolls her eyes.
Oooh, yeah, it's such an unthinkable action, huh?
>>7469464
Oh...that's uh...I think I feel a lot more for the poor boy you're after now...
>>7469464
Be honest: The increments aren't really working out for ya. Not everyone has the capacity to gauge an all nighter through one sitting.
Embrace sleep.
>>7469479
>what about it?
>>7469476
Oh, I already know I'm the strongest. One look at my stats page and you'll learn the whole story. Todd Howard? A god? HA! He wishes. He's a con artist and he gets away with it because the gamer populace proves that they'll buy the same overrated tripe again and again if you slap a new coat of paint on it and call it "Remastered'.
>>7469481
I disown you. Thanks for making me have to repeat it.
>>7469490
I don't know, I just wanted to post confused men.
Ik wil pik Ramsay's en Cirno's zuigen, terwijl ze poepen op elkaars tepels
>>7469492
...Why.
>>7469491
A lowly thief then, unworthy of the recognition of his superiors. I fail to understand why nobody has attempted to end him for his acts. No Dov would allow such an insult to go unpunished for long. Sosaal Lingrah Salaan.
Hmmmm...I cannot decide what to think of you, little Joor. At first I dismissed you as a disciple of the Daedric Prince of Madness. But perhaps there is more to you then meets my eyes...
>>7469481
Totally. I'm too much of a saint to do something like that. It's unheard of.
>As she continues, she's doing a real bad job of holding her giggles.
>>7469484
She will probably never tell me but that's probably what happened. Trust me, I feel bad knowing about it too. If I ever get Tsukune, I def wouldn't do that. Too in love with him to do that anymore.
>>7469487
I would but right now I'm super awake. Gotta be tired to sleep.
>>7469501
Nice google translate, Izaya.
>>7469505
>I want penis Ramsay's and Cirno's suck
>>7469524
>>7469501
>>7469520
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>>7469508
Oh, yeah, just what was I thinking, huh? Damn, I sure look like an idiot.
>>7469508
I'm sure she said the exact same thing. You guys can use some family therapy.
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