/sug/ - Steven Universe General Uprooting from /trash/ soon

Lapidirts should kill themselves.

thanks to the help of /sug/ and /crit/ my story is now up to11,000 words. I might still need to snip out about 20.9% of it but thanks for all the help and encouragement

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Pink Diamond Approved

If Pearl came back, to find Steven and Jasper, both asleep on the warppad with the smell of fusion in the air.

What would she do?

Keep the cancer reqs coming

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>>7467003
/trash/ isn't going anywhere

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>>7467011
example

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Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?

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Gems should play the violin

>>7467045
rape, of course

>>7467048
Garnet summoning a spirit bomb, but the spirit bomb has Garnet shades

>>7467064
i fucking hate lapidot but sorce?!

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>>7467048
Centi eating chaaps while doing an aheago

>>7467060
God y

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>>7467045
Fuse with them while they're sleeping

>>7467090
Kill yourself, lapidirt.

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>>7467110
Jasadie is endgame

What does /sug/ think of food porn?

I don't mean like porn with food in it I just mean really mouthwatering images and descriptions of food in books or tv shows

I've tried writing some into my story and it's not nearly as tasty sounding as I would like. Maybe I should find ways to cram more in there

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there was a time where i couldnt draw a fat person to save my life

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yes or no

>>7467144
I miss that time

>>7467048
Amethyst teaching Peridot how to hit a joint

>>7467150
you didnt know me

>>7467146
No matter what I answer you're just going to retroactively make your question something so that my answer supports your shitty ship so I refuse to answer one way or the other until you define the question.

>>7467144
Holy shit I love you
Got a tumblr?

>>7467141
it satisfies my hunger without needing to eat, so i read/look at it all the time

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>>7466954
I think you misunderstood my post. I was asking where that Tumblr user got the idea that peridot acts like an edgelord 4chan user.

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>>7467146
Nim has been really prolific lately

>>7467170
cr0nu5

>>7467159
I miss that time.

>>7467185
have you read the vook you dont know me i like that book its a real book btw im not trying to be a dick i just got reminded of it

Any reoccurring posters out there. The ones who are in every thread and are recognizable.

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>>7467144
I love the chub

You make her really cute to

>>7467200
Me
Not really

>>7467198
>You Don't Know Me is a coming-of-age novel
Pass

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>>7467168
maybe?

>>7467200
LITERALLY ME

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Thoughts?

>>7467233
kys

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>>7467200
Sound fag (mic)checking in

Listen to Never Be Ready by Erbs N Spices #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/erbsnspices/never-be-ready

>>7467215
yeah it was for kids i read it a while ago i forgot we arent kids anymore..

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>>7467200
I LOVE TO SUCK DICK

>>7467171
does this manage to satisfy?

>After 15 minutes of self-involved commentary, Nikolai arrived at a roasted nut cart with Eve in tow. Eve could not remember seeing so much variety. There were almonds candied with ginger and sugar and peanuts dusted with sweet paprika and salt. A bag of walnuts were being churned in chocolate and caramel. “What do you think?” he said handing her a bag of hazelnuts coated in musky sweet dust. “I pioneered this recipe myself! It's a secret blend of invigorating spices from the jungles of unknown Zanzibar. It's guaranteed to fortify your frontal lobe for two guilders a bag, but aren't you lucky this one's on the house”
>“Oh, it's coffee,” Eve determined. Nikolai's grin faltered. “coffee, sorbitol and cinnamomum cassia”
>“Say what now?”
>“Cinnamon. The cheap kind.”

>>7467200
I'm at least 3 of the recurring posters, but 2 of them are awful

>>7467179
Why are there so many desperately insane people?

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>>7467182
ya

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>>7467151
what ever happened to smoking gems? Or am I just a relic from the old days?

>>7467261
kys

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canon

>>7467273
delusion

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drawing steven universe is actually great if you want to practice different body types its interesting

>>7467268
They're as dead as the fangfags, Perinaldo guys, and Sugar's baby

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>>7467265
Efdh somewhat

>>7467273
why cant they just be friends

>>7467090
http://waterjerk.tumblr.com/post/146002415458

>>7467268
I don't remember this at all.

There used to be a lot more weed smoking memes a few years ago. I remember this pic from back in /hsg/ of all the homestuck girls sitting around in their underpants with a bong.

I don't like the smell of smoke but it was cute none the less

>>7467261
Were you ever into Homestuck?

>>7467296
Do we at least have sugar cubes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2_VtXd9-s
reposting

>>7467336
No, only gemtlemen.

>>7467327
It was back in the day, don't remember when. I think it was sometime during S1. What a time to be a shitposter...

>>7467200
I started the rose is pink diamond shitpost from a week or two back.

>>7467395
Hehjhjjjhhh

>>7467144
could you fuck off please

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>>7467307
they rarely post anything other than gemsonas

>>7467383
Rip our beloved currency, it served thee well

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>>7467405
here's someone skinny for you

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>>7467144
>but have yet to draw chub pearl
Get Out

>>7467405
>>7467422
Shut the fuck up, its a blessing to have drawfags

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>>7467263
Try to elaborate a bit more on flavors and textures. On the almonds, if it's candied it's obvious it has sugar. Unless you meant an extra sugar coating topping the almonds. Maybe you should say "sugar coated almonds candied with ginger". Otherwise it's pretty good.

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>>7467435
>>7467422
fuck me

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>>7467405
>stop liking what I don't like!

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what if Jasper worked as a waitress at Hooters and she often squirted her breastmilk into customer's drinks when nobody was looking

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>>7467200

>>7467507
that's pretty funny, man

>>7467436
Dude, I just saw the best egg recipe ever.

have you ever heard of a spanish tortilla? It's like sliced potatoes mixed up with eggs and pan fried into a little omelette cake. Normally you use parboiled potatoes, but this guy used crushed up potato chips. holy shit

>>7467512
d'aww

>>7467532
poor goblin doesn't realize she's being cucked

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Found an old picture I made a while ago

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>>7467550
That... doesn't sounds appetizing and it's triggering my inner cook. Link to recipe?

>>7467552
its beautiful

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>>7467200
I think I might be but I'm not sure

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I can't wait to have /trash/ all to myself in the coming weeks

>>7467552
reminds me of myself, this is true art, i am crying

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>>7467200
I draw for people sometimes

>>7467591
I'm not leaving/

>>7467200
>Indexer
>Peridoodley
>"When does _ rape Sapphire?" guy
>Jasper breastfeeding guy
>Lapis tentadick guy

>>7467661
There is only one sapphirephag, some peridoodley imitators, but multiple anons love jaspers breastmilk and lapis' dic

>>7467576
I can't find the video

maybe my culinary sense is going bad. I haven't been cooking much lately, but I've always used to have weird ideas that end up turning out way better than they sound to other people, like the paella recipe I came up with that had honey in it

[spoiler]My recipe used merguez sausage in the mix, which – while delicious – makes the spicy and salty flavors too intense, and sour and sweet flavors were needed to balance it out[/spoiler]

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>>7467685
you better believe it

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>>7467200
I'm in just about every thread.

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Ok, you could argue that Jasper has the greatest tits.
But which gem has the best ass?
Protip: fusions don't count

>>7467775
Jasper

is lars gonna die off
he is making this show grating

>>7467775
Sapphire.
Garnet gets those curves from somewhere.

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>>7467704
I guess it's a thing or personal taste.
>any sausage in paella
I can't count the amount of valencian purist who've bitched at me for using chorizo or seafood in paella. It'd be interesting to try some sweet in it though. If you have a link to your recipe it'd be cool. Tbh tho merguez seems a little too spice heavy for paella, it would overpower most of the other flavors.

>>7467775
But Jasper has no titties.

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>>7467775
fact: jasper is the only gem who's ever gotten her ass crack animated

>>7467200
ESL writefag

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Lapis cut herself again.

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I want to be a bulimic like Rebecca. How do?

>>7467795
I agree that merguez was a bad choice. I originally used it because the store didn't have chorizo and I thought "Eh, close enough." I don't care about culinary elitism as long as it tastes good so I'm not particularly concerned what spain thinks (my paella is basically risotto anyways)

I tried to improve on it because I have a friend I want to cook for who has religious dietary restrictions and I'm not sure what she's allowed to eat, but lamb seems a safe bet. Besides, I like my flavors to come in hard and fast

>>7467799
Amethyst has. And amethyst as pearl

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>>7467775
Not even a contest

>>7467862
have non acidic foods and try to purge by moving your stomach muscles, if not, fingers on uvula usually do the trick. Drink soda before it so it comes out easier.

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>>7467799
how can dub dubs be so wrong

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>>7467862
You misspelled Opal.

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>>7467862
You want your hair and teeth to fall out and have puffy cheeks? Get /fit/ instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8TqADTIl2I

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>>7467884
I was poking fun at sugar, I didn't want real bulimic advice.

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>>7467885
Amy even has a better butt as pearl

>>7467927
this early is season 1, i wouldnt have been surprised if they had animated a butt jiggle. they were more risque back then

>>7467920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7G6kTqlbMc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8G5tygM1g
post GOOD SU covers

>>7467979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS7BNggpubw

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>>7467934
Jasper deserves better than lapis

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this show is for freezy pops

>>7467979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJC1dRVDvI

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>>7467934
Why'd you format it like that?

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>>7467979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXfh3jfmNkU
She sounds exactly like Pearl!

>>7468086
Wow. Is that Deedee Mongo Hall?
Because I'm pretty sure it's literally her!

i hate to start up more "crack the whip" discourse again but. stevonnie's outfit. why didn't she have the blue tank top thing from connie's dress? did it really get past paul, raven, amber, rebecca, and everyone else who has to oversee these things?

>>7468030
this is what autism would sound like if it were a song

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“Oh Steven… You can’t possibly beat me.”
>Steven lay on the floor drained of energy and tired, he was too sore to even more
>Sapphire had seemingly targeted his knees, his back, his arms, every place that would leave Steven unable to move, but not too badly hurt.
>Sapphire grinned as she moved ever closer to her prey.
>She loved the hunt, it made it even better when the prey tried to run.
>It made her… feel alive.
>The confusion in their eyes, the fear as their body gives out. The momentary comfort as Sapphire put her hand on their face.
>That cocktail of emotion was a potent drug for the blue gem.
>Steven looked up, to see the blue gem stand gently over him, she looked so… happy.
“You’re just like Ruby, Steven.”
>”ugh.”
>”Oh, she tried to run as well, I chased her all across the Earth… Now Steven we’re going to fuse, be a good Quartz and don’t fight it, or do… It makes it interesting.”

>>7467048
Peridot casually pissing herself while talking to Steven, who's visibly disturbed by it but too polite to mention it

>>7468050
That's just how the post looked like on Tumblr

>>7467960
Is this you? If it is you should do some more SU covers

>>7467862
wait, is this shopped? How old is this?

What is a good enough cheap ukulele to try and learn

Wait, there were scrapped episodes?

>>7467934
>>7468050
>she cracked the glass by sitting on it
fatastic touch

>>7468187
The gun is shopped but that's it. I think that was taken when she started working on SU, because she cut her hair after that.

>>7468134
unrealistic

>>7468210
>the gun is shopped
ah ok, I just had to make sure

>>7468187
I remember seeing that pic during her AT days

>>7467884
>implying that anon still has a gag reflex

>>7467512
SLUT

>>7468235
She looks very different now, and it's not just the hair.
I hate to buy into rumors but I think /sug/ is onto something with the bulimic meme. Her face shape looks completely different now, it used to more angular and now it's round, despite the fact she lost weight.
It isn't just me noticing that right? If something is going on I hope she is doing okay.

>>7468206
>That episode when Steven bought some donuts with some green sprinkles on top and discovering Lapis had shattered Peridot

Thankfully CN put a stop to that madness

>>7468274
I think it's mostly her current haircut and the acne she gets from stress + no makeup that makes her look so much different from that one picture

Her weight does seem to fluctuate a lot though

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>>7467552

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We should all do covers of SU songs and post them again

>tfw will never sniff pearl's entire ass

end my suffering

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>>7467200
Don't post every thread, but people seem to think I'm always here.

>>7468274
>It isn't just me noticing that right?
Nope, not just you. Lately she has generally looked a little worn down.

But I wouldn't jump to the conclusion of an eating disorder. It could easily be stress and aging combined. Those can have similar effects. But >>7468311 makes a good point too about her weight, it's a little alarming how it jumps around a lot. That can sometimes indicate an eating disorder.

It feels weird talking about her personal issues but I suppose it comes from a place of concern, which is better than making fun of her for it like most do here.

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Spicy Diamond affairs.

>>7468331
Just sniff some sterile gloves, it's the same shit.

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>>7468361
DELET

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>>7468127
>implying episodes are actually looked through before releasing
theres a reason SU has a reputation of being off model so consistently. half the boarders are literally blind. pic related is some fine examples of boarding by the su crew

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>>7468361

>>7468509
would that tumblr block me if i submit your post number for their autistic character of the day

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What did the Gems do during Vietnam?

>>7468509
wew

>>7468425
Consistently inconsistent, it's like poetry.

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>>7467961
You're right in that's how the comic appears on twitter, but since it's one of their Japanese yonkoma-style comics (titled here "Crying Lesbians Friends #04) vertical is probably intended
>1
あなたがバブルに閉じ込めたのはこの地割れに飲み込まれたジャスパーですか?

それともこのラピスにぶっ飛ばれせて海に落ちた方のジャスパーですか?

いえあの
ぼっちの寂しさに耐えられず獣姦した方のジャスパーです

>2
正直な方ですね
ご褒美にこの…

正直の愛に覚醒した「きれいなジャスパー」をあげましょう

>>7468523
fuckin bombed the gooks

>>7468523
>poil singing fortunate son while decapitating charlies
>amethyst shapeshifting into a helicopter again while rose mans the door gun and massacres civillians
>garnet napalm bombing villages using future vision to make sure no one survives

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>>7468509
>austistic-characters-of-the-day

>austistic-characters-of-the-day from tumblr is autistic

>>7468523
well, would have vietnam happened if ww2 didnt happen?

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>>7468538
>>7468523
>>7468589
>>7468540

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>>7468587
Why is it always Lapis or Peridot?

>>7468526
Actually scratch that, I just came across the artist's tumblr and they have it there horizontally too (so, locanon if you get to this use the other anon's image and not this png one)
http://narumi-yuki.tumblr.com/post/156572064966

https://twitter.com/T_towniez
The spammer girl got banned on her other account so she made a new one.

>>7468618
spammer girl?

>>7468628
She spams her covers of SU songs at Rebecca because she wants to have sex with her.

>>7468509
don't you FUCKING call her autisic

>>7468633
I laughed at this post.

>Your favourite gem
>Where is your father at this point in time?

>>7468633
If you get banned on twitter, that's a sign you need to stop.

>>7468618
>It must be some young teen being a bit too excited who probably sends tweets each hour at m...
>WTF

That's some ugly lady. And she has multiple twitter accounts actually.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Fropaz444

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>>7468639
Lapis is autistic.

>>7468674
This lady is even worse than the crewniverse stalker. At least the stalker anon compliments them and doesn't try to contact them directly.
This woman is literally directly messaging Sugar every hour of the day.

>Does cover of song
>Doesn't even look up the lyrics to get the words right

>>7468660
pearl
at work like an upstanding citizen

>>7468660
Ruby
No fucking idea

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Jasper is just angry, because she has no one, to brush her hair.

>>7468779
Maybe she shouldn't have such stupidly long hair then.

>>7468316
If someone else does one I'll do one

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>>7467961
>>7468526
>>7468613

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>>7468779
Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?

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>>7464836
kill yourself

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>>7465941
kill yourself

ducktales leaks please

>Steven sticks his hand into the Pearl Prize Pouch
>nothing
>digs deeper
>it's pearls vagina

>>7469179
>pearl
>vagina
these memes are going too far

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>>7468660
Pearl
at work probably by now

>>7468660
>pearl
>I don't know

>>7469179
>"Pearl, are you sure there's any prizes left in here? I can't find any"
>"Yes Steven, I'm sure there's prizes. Try sticking your arm in deeper and shaking it around a bit, it might knock one loose"

im too lazy to writefag the rest of this but it ends with steven tearing out one of pearls ovaries

>>7469219
"This one time. I stole one of Greg's condoms and tried to have a human baby to save Rose... Imagine that Steven."

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>>7469260
>"Pearl, it's 4:30am, I'm trying to sleep"

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>>7467003
When will we see Rainbow rising?

>>7469390
There's something off putting about shifs art but I can't lay my finger on it...

>>7468854
challenge accepted
https://soundcloud.com/user-97515955/lazooli/s-20mML

thats me on guitar and vocals. non native english speaker, and the 'lapis lazuli's are a bit high for me

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>>7467200
>>7467661
>>7467685
Standing.

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We got anymore info on he New Crystal Gems and Storm in the Room?

>>7469682
not yet you leak hungry whorebag

>>7469688
I'll be here. Waiting for the leaks which will inevitably come.

>>7469703
Ah yes, secrets leaking like milk from Jasper's breasts

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Who should I ship Peridot with?

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>>7467063

>>7469758
the earth's molten core

>>7469758
herself

>>7469758
Mr. Smiley

>new ep title: Peri gets B L A C K E D

>tfw using my erection as a stand for my ipad

>>7469746
Jasper's milk, tastes like rotten cheese.

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DID THE NEW CRYSTAL GEMS LEAK YET

>>7469866
did Jasper's breast leak yet?????

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>Decide to catch up on Steven Universe
>Holy shit new characters with the same voices!
>Blue Diamond! Amethysts! Skinny! Yellow Diamond! Skinny! Carnelian! Rubies! Skinny!

Did I forget to mention Skinny?

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>>7467200
>drawfag
>show up once in a blue moon
>some people recognize me anyways
feelsgoodman.jpeg

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>>7467200
I lurk because im busy

>>7467233
What the hell is going on in there?

>>7469959
Tiny dog dick

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E N D G A M E

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>>7470021
>peridot with freckles

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Have a Peributt.

>>7470083
Thanks man you're not as bad as everyone says

>>7470083
good lord, is this /sug/ or /blackmanmagazine/

>>7470083
Jizz on the butt.

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>>7467200
I use to write lewd greentexts under the name "SeedCrystal", but I haven't been inspired lately.

Did a young Grearl AU that I hit a roadblock on.

I did a few Stevidot ones too, if anyone remembers the clothes shopping one.

>>7470210
the legendary "cum shark"

Жeмчyг - Pearl

>>7470231
I'm the Anon that did the Jasper Breastfeeding one. How did you write with a trip?

I rather have Anons not be able to recognize me when I write something new, it means there is less pressure.

>>7470243
пoшoл нaхyй, бpaтaн

>>7470260
A caм тo чтo дeлaeшь, бpo?

>>7470250
I only ever used a trip if I had content to offer. Even then, that one was written on /co/.

>>7470233
Literally what?

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>>7467200
lapiven

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>>7467200
I edit shit.

>>7470292
urbandictionary:


Cum shark
The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.

"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."

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>>7470346
canon

>>7470346
is shit

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>>7467200
I ripped open the fissures on my foreskin again.

I was whackering to Lapidot this time.

>>7470423
You deserve it

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I've ejaculated to this image 4 times just today!

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>Steven/Peridot doesn't even exist

Fuck is this shit? What, nobody's paired the show's only good couple yet?

>>7470533
Don't expect plebs to understand superior Homeworld/human taste.

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I bet you Lapis is cold, and hard when Steven hugs her.

>>7470560
A man and his ayy

>>7470533
They don't show all the pairings in the filters, you have to input some of them manually. I wouldn't expect to find anything, but I did once read a fanfic about Amethyst fucking Steven in the ass

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>having piercings
>having a 'non-standard' hairstyle or dyed hair
>having tattoos
>being gay or bi

Why is it that every time I come across people like this they have a ton of mental health issues and are basically damaged individuals?

>>7470644
I mean it's obvious that no sane person would have hair like that

>>7470642
I just went through 2 fics where the gems have terrible tentacle-dicks and it's not even the weirdest thing I've read today.

All I want is to see steven teach peridot how we do things on earth. Tentacle DICKS WHY

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>>7468028
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7470571
Its canon that Lapis loves to hug Steven as he was the first gem she touched and his warm smooth skin was such a sensation for her after centuries of being trapped.
Now Lapis treasures every time she gets to feel Stevens skin and fantasies about hugging Steven often.

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DED

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this woman is very sexy

>>7471016
>woman

>>7471029
Stop this meme. All the gems look like women they are obviously meant to be women.

>>7471016
She looks like she tried to make you breakfast in bed, but burnt everything to a crisp.

>>7471057
Time for a little domestic abuse, then.

>>7471053
>look like women

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>>7470571
I'm sure she's certainly hard when she hugs him.

>>7471064
You little bitch.

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The hype train's leaving the station.

choo choo

>>7471077
>she's certainly hard
>she's
>hard

You can't be a she and hard.

>>7471114
the hype train left the station a month ago

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>>7471119
permavirgin detected

>>7471148
It might happen one day, you don't know.

>>7471119
what do you mean she cant be hard, what about her feminie penis?

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>>7471156
Not if you can't even get a girl hard.

>>7471148
I'll prove you wrong
anyone out there looking to fuck?

>>7471164
But I don't know what you mean by getting her hard. Where do I have to touch?

>>7471182
I'm gay, let's go.

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>>7467200
I'm new to the whole drawfag thing, but I think I made a good impression.

>>7470644
She's now significantly fatter. It's saddening.

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>>7467200
I love Lapis Lazuli

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Yellow Pearl is the best.

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I love seeing affectionate Diamonds.

>>7467200
People claim to know when I post but they're wrong, I'm not the only one here who thinks the way I do.

>>7471338
I want to pet pearl in that one spot that kinda causes them to orgasm like that spot where if you pet cats they start getting crazy

>>7471338
I hope at least one gives the same kindness to Stevan.

>>7471273
This is hot

>>7471342
shut up watermelonfag

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>>7471312
I love her dick.

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>>7471319

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>>7471376
I love her pussy

>>7471386
Idk. Every time I see this she kinda looks unclean down there. Like it's a little rank.

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Steven deserves love.

>>7471412
>not liking dirty rank pussy

>>7471423
I don't want my mental image of Lapis ruined by the idea that her vagina is anything other than perfect.

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>>7471419
>He sure does.....

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>>7471419

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>>7471436

>>7471436
SOmeone please do a Lapis edit of that one picture where the girl has maggots in her vagina

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>>7471436
it is perfect, you're the only one saying it's unclean and rank

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goodnight
Remember Lapis only loves herself
Lapis selfcest is the only ship allowed

>>7471319
I Love the Pearls being friends with Pearls, do you think Yellow got Blue Pearl into trouble before?

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Who thought it was a good idea to let Lapis near Steven?

She is probably poisoning his young mind and feeding all sorts of pro-Homeworld information.

>>7471575
Yes, she's the "bad" friend. We've seen Blue is the quiet and timid one. I imagine Pink was always laughing and doing silly shit and white was a cunt, but a lovable cunt.

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>>7471697
I cant wait for Lapis to redpill Steven on homeworld.
Then Lapis and Steven can finally live together in a fancy homeworld apartment together.

[spoiler]the art style made me never want to bother watching this show[/spoiler]

>>7471750
okay

>>7471705
You think the pearls have enough freedom in homeworld to have their own rooms and social life? I think Pearls spend all their time cleaning, opening doors and walking around with their owner.

>>7471750
ok

>>7471878
Probably not. You're right with the trophy aspect of their life. We've seen it with the Zoo arc, I just hope Steven meets another Pearl one day and frees her.

>>7471935
>Steven meets another Pearl one day and frees her
How exactly? They don't know any other life, are programmed for it (I think), so they are going stick to their current one.

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Any other drawfag experience this?

>start doodlin'
>get in a really creative mood
>want to draw something
>don't know what to draw
>ask for requests
>get quite a few, some good
>start to draw request
>suddenly not be in the mood to draw anymore

Pic related. A request I never finished. Sorry, OR.

>>7471935
it'll be a liberation, once the diamonds are defeated pretty much all the Pearls will be free. I expect one or both of the diamonds pearls to end up separated.

>>7471948
Gems are not drones, Pearls clearly have free will and will be aware that other gems are more free then they are. Our Pearl probably snuck off do to secret sword training when her owner wasn't around.

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>>7467200
I don't post every thread because I have other shit to do, but I post about wanting stevonnie to fuck me every time I'm here

>>7472002
Hey, still looks really good. This world needs more pearls in cute poses.

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>>7471822
>tfw no leaks

>Dinner with family
>end up in a heated discussion about trump
I swear to god everyone became a sociopolitical expert overnight since trump got elected

>>7472708
>heated discussions over memes
life has changed

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>>7472731
I don't know if for better or for worse
Memes didn't get any better

>>7471750
I don't blame you

>>7472708
>not bringing up your gem waifu during dinner time

Just tell them about her

I need a pic of a very sad gem crying.

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>>7472897
Gotchu covered senpai

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>>7472897
>>7472906

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>>7472791
I would rather talk about politics then

>>7472941
Come on, they'll love her.

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>>7472996
they're too old for cartoons

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>I have to tell you the true Peridot I love little boys
>And rape.

What should I watch /sug/, deep space nine or star trek voyager?

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good mornin jasper is my wife

I just got here.
Has someone tried to make a /sug/ in /co/? I don't see one there.

>>7473067
she's my wife

>>7473114
the mods are unpredictable, but don't bother trying until about an hour before the episode aires.

>>7467003
So, um

After Steven and the Gems pick the Rubies up on their way back to Earth, what will Eyeball say about Jasper when she finds out about Jasper's corruption?

Surely she must have some solution for it, perhaps? Eyeball is a Homeworld Gem who has been around the Diamonds for millennia. Perhaps she will be the one to teach Steven how to cure a corrupted Gem?