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>>7463087
.... I can't say I prefer any one of them other the others.
>Returns to moping on the bed

>>7463087
Beakdog.

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>>7463087
Zangoose!

>>7463087
Best doggo.

Azoth.

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>>7463087
i hate dogs

(See this post
>>7463140
because
>Error: You must wait 4 minutes 30 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
)

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>>7463124
Hey man, could be worse, at least you didn't get burrrrnt by the rrrremains.

...Fucking hate burrrrns.

Physical and emotional.

>>7463138
...I'm a cat/mongoose

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>>7463087
All doggos are good, but Azoth is my favorite.

Also, what's up, everybody? I've been moving boxes and am finally getting chill time.

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>>7463166
....
>Uploaded armburnmarks.jpg

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>>7463166
oh.....

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>>7463196
>Packets of hunts ketchup appear from thin air
>Evens: They rupture violently all over you, looking very similar to blood
>Odds: Plop on the floor and squirt slightly

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Yo I heard Mah cousin was being as assclown, round here
Here have a Hoop on da house
>Evens: everyone in thread gets a Free plushie of their Waifu/husbando/whatever they find cute plopped on their lap
>odds:shitty inflatable sex dolls instead

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>>7463087
Going with >>7463179

>>7463166
Cat + ferret = mongoose. Don't ask how or why, it just is.

>>7463155
(Your effort is appreciated)

>>7463243
FUCK OFF

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>>7463196
Ouch. You need something for that?

>>7463166
I'm not fond of them eith-

>>7463243
Er... Thanks, I guess?

>>7463255
(Not That Hoopa, just Ghetsis player picking up a new character and seeing if I can salvage Hoopas Broken ass reputation)

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>>7463243
What.

What is this.

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>>7463243
.... What do i do with this?

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I just found a Genesect sex doll in my lab.
What the fuck.

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>>7463196
...let me rrrephrrrrase. At least you didn't get burrrrns severrre enough to scarrr perrrrmanantly.

>Points to the red starburst pattern on his chest

This used to be the standarrrrrrd Zangoose scarrr patterrrn. now it's this.

>>7463243
>gets a Lucario inflatable sex doll

...

>tears form in the corner of his eyes as he tosses the doll away, curling up into a ball

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>>7463225
>>7463243
>N flinches violently and just
>Cocoons himself in blankets
>He'll deal with the inflatable Gladion later
>>7463265
... I'll be fine.
I've had worse.

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>>7463179
How has the moving been going?
Faith, Joy, Fawning (still no name pops into my head), and I are out walking at the park in Mahogany town. Just had lunch at the Waffle King. great day so far

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>>7463290
>Extremely shit voice player go
Master, please~ Please take me~
>Slight static

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>>7463196
>>7463166
All join the club of burned out husks.

>>7463243
...nope
>thrown out of apartment window even without looking at what it was, odds it hits a random passerby
>migraine intensifies

>>7463271
(You did good as dick ass comic relief Ghetsis, btw)

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What's this about sex dolls? I haven't seen anything.

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>>7463243

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>>7463290
Strange things happen around us. You'll get used to it.

>>7463282
Go ask your trainer or his Vaporeon. They can tell you.

>>7463308
>John removes the doll and tries to pet stab cat

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>>7463308
....
>Uploaded cigarettescars.jpg
>Uploaded flamethrowerhipscar.jpg
>Uploaded slugmawaisthug.jpg

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>>7463333
I'm going back to work.
If I wanted a sexy Genesect I would build one myself.
>>7463343
>Sigh.

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>>7463343
>shrinks away from all contact

>>7463349
>doesn't see this shit

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>UNIT ONE: CONFUSED AT PRESENCE OF COLRESS DOLL
>RUN AUTHORIZATION CHECK
>ITEM: UNAUTHORIZED
>SOLUTION: INCINERATE

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>Joe: Go give this thing to a hobo and fuck off into a cave with your rock buddy

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>>7463343
ok!

>trots over to vapey

What do i do with this slugma balloon that appeared? Is it safe?

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>>7463282
Remember what you were told about semen a couple days ago?

>>7463321
Not moving per se, but loading cargo. Long story, we're on the trail again.
( I was moving someone else irl hence no daypostan )

>>7463349
. . .
Does Gladion find that hot?

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>>7463389
Unfortunately.

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>>7463374
>...
>Mental note of this part of the feed.

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>>7463397
That's what some people use those dolls for

>>7463311
(I was thinking of making Nu-Hoopa a chaos/wild card character so don't expect a lot of it, just enough in this thread to cause laughs and establish that it is a new Hoopa and not 'that hoopa' then I will probably keep it slower next thread)

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>>7463395
I haven't asked.
However, I have so many scars that any sex appeal of mine would be negated if he didn't find them hot.

>>7463387
(Fuschiafag's player finally returns)
Err... it's safe, but probably not good for kids.

>>7463397
It's related to that
>>7463415
...pretty much, yeah.

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>doesn't even notice that shitty doll of his own image on all his mewoths and persians
huh would you look at that

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>>7463395
Ah, where ya heading out to?

>>7463389
>>7463397
Look, I'm sorry for getting the info partially wrong, and for shattering a vulpix's world of innocence. It was a dick move on my part.

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>>7463435
...
>Slithers up holding a burning Vulpix doll
Do I throw this outside?

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>>7463349
I don't know if it's depressing or disturbing that you have what is basically an illustrated catalog of your own burns

>>7463343
Don't forget the ears.

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>>7463415
>>7463435

but- how do- why- HOW?


you know what. Never mind i do not want to walk down this road again.

>>7463467
.....
>acts calm

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>>7463415
I destroyed mine before anybody could find out what it was. :^)
Ray probably got a Meowstic one, hah.
>>7463454
Just wandering, my good man. I have new and undisclosed employment, and am currently waiting for an assignment other than general maintenance.

>>7463478
He doesn't seem to want pets. I'll go pat Azoth instead.

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>>7463454
Wait are you the guy who thought semen was formed in the testes?

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>Reaches into bag.
Ok ok, I need to make it up to everyone.
>Evens its an exact replica of everyone's favorite thing
>Odds its a very badly modeled statue of said favorite thing
>Gives it to them anyway

>>7463485
>Fuschiafag remains calm.
>Vapey mutters something about a visual aid before getting a death glare.

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>>7463478
They're from the medical records. They've started keeping one so they can tell new injuries from old ones.
Otherwise they overlap.
>>7463518
.... I'm sure I'll have enough arms to use a double necked guitar one day.

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>>7463518
>gets a waffle

>tries it

>recognizes the flavor

>cries harder

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>>7463518
>Very tiny Genesect statue.
>...
>Place it next to computer.

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>>7463499
I understand.

>>7463507
Look I know it's not, but I was keeping things simplified, two simplified, because I never had to give that kind of talk before. It's not like I have kids-

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>>7463518
Oh boy my favorite flavor
>>7463569
Sweetie it's ok to admit you didn't know

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>>7463569
-yet.

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>>7463518
>Wow look at that it's [redacted]
>Joe: Crumple into ball of fuck this shit
>Spades: Be a very confused rock

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>>7463518
> It's a statuette with three figures standing together, one human and two Pokemon.
I swear somebody's chopping onions right now. Gimme a minute...

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>>7463518
>gets a tiny meowth statue
well i'll let the little ones play with that
>throws at the the floor for the meowths to play

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>MINIATURE COLRESS? FLUFFY OBJECT? CLASSIFICATION: PLUSH?
>RUN AUTHORIZATION CHECK
>ITEM: UNAUTHORIZED
>SOLUTION: RELUCTANTLY INCINERATE

>>7463485
hey you do know your trainers a pokephile right?>>7463553
ooooooowned

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>>7463581
>Spades: Go play in the dirt while your trainer is being dumb

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>>7463518
thats no fair, you can't just outdo me like that
Its Hoopa time
>evens: the bag gets Hooped onto the end of a stick attached to Lillies hat
>odds: it ends up a few feet away

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>>7463518
>rare candies

Whoa!

>>7463526
but-

>>7463507
>>7463569
wha-

>>7463580
WHAT

>>7463609
what does that mean?

>>7463623
>heavy breathing

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>>7463623
Sorryyy.
>Reach into bag.
>Give everyone an apology note.
>Evens its very well written. Odds you cant read a damn thing.

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>>7463518
Well...The Smeargle statue is nice.
Thanks, I guess.

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>>7463518
>a model of a magnemite with a porygon
>actually a very well hidden USB drive
Uh, thanks.

>>7463499
He seems to really needs the pets now.

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>>7463467
>grabs balloon
>blushes hard

Let us get rid of these

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>>7463467
>>7463681
Yeah go get rid of them you two

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>>7463518
>...
>Trash it.

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>>7463658
>sobbing ball of fluff intensifies

>>7463642
it means he fugs pokemon instead of other humans. this is what the unovan legislature was going to outlaw again before some psycho killed speaker chorale during the fucking riots
asshooooooles

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>>7463643
>Schmoe: quit being a bitch about childhood shit and play with your cute rock

So, uh, how's everyone tonight? Besides the weird appearifying shit.

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ignoring all the presents did something odd happen, i feel like i forgot something important some days ago, not like it matters anyway if i forgot something it was probably because it was something useless

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>>7463681
Agreed.
My statues look much more accurate anyway.

>>7463694
We are in the process of doing so.

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>LOADING POST...
>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY
>ANSWER OR FACE DISTRUCTION

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>>7463716
Horrid.
I'm in the pity cocoon doubting myself while I wait for Gladion to return from.... Whatever he's doing.

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>>7463579
Alright! Fine, I didn't know! Everyone look at the ignorant redneck trucker! Geez!

>>7463580
What?

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>>7463642
Alright, little guy. This is kinda heavy so I'll explain it nice and easy.
Some people and Pokemon like each other in a different way than as a Trainer and team member.
On occasion, the connection gets romantic.
Mr. Angry-Pants over there is trying to make that sound like a very bad thing.
From what I've seen, though, Vapey is totally okay with it and is very happy with Fuschia Guy as a, er, partner.

>>7463742
Good call, they're somewhat embarrassing and not very good anyway.

>>7463761
Hoo boy. I need popcorn for this.

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>>7463752
Not being abandoned

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>>7463757
Doubting yourself. huh? What for?

Being king of plasma not working out as planned?

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>>7463728
Here let me help you with your memory problems
>evens: a calendar gets hooped onto your wall that has birthdays and important dates on it
>odds a mallet appears above your noggin and bonks it lightly

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>>7463711
Welp, I can't really do much more to solve this situation.

>>7463712
Chorale had it coming, that old coot.

>>7463728
Or something that was more useful forgotten.

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>>7463642
>>7463761
>Faith and Joy look at each other and giggle as buddy looks confused.

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>>7463789
I'm trying to sleep.

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>>7463752
It's gotta be the first time I surfed, bro.
Like... it was hella awesome.
>>7463728
It might be better off if 'chu don't remember. Trust me, I remember and it sucked.

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>>7463752
.... Once Darmanitan managed to find enough Combee honey for all four of us.
That was the happiest I had seen Zorua as a child.
>>7463787
No. It's doubt in regards to my own self worth, not the achievements of Plasma. I can do my job, and that's all that matters.

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>>7463716
Thinking about things I was trrrrrying to forrrrrget because someone dropped rrrrreminderrrrs all over me.

I hate life.

>>7463752
...meeting Cali, back when she was a Honedge, helped fight off a huge swarrrm of spearrrrow and fearrrow.

I'm glad they'rrrrre happy with the otherrrr me. That verrrrsion of me is actually worrrthy of companionship, rrrromantic or no.

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>>7463712
>heavy breathing intensifies

>>7463728
y-you look sad. want a hug?

>>7463742
yeah let us-
>looks at statue
>blush overload

>>7463752
when i met my friend slugma

>>7463775
Is it a bad thing though?

>>7463797
>Confused

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>>7463781
You will never be abandoned again.

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>DATA GATHERED...
>CREATING POST...

>WHAT MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST

>ANSWER OR FACE DESTRUCTION

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>>7463818
>>7463826
Hah, I feel ya guys.
Especially the remembering shit thing right now.

>Spades: Eat a rock because you're a goddamn cannibal

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>>7463789
>mallet hits head
ow
>>7463795
never forgotten something that wasn't important
>>7463805
i hope it isn't anything related to those monsters
>>7463831
i'm fine kid don't need hugs

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>>7463826
Please don't be so hard on yourself. Seriously.

>>7463862
Frankly, I have no idea anymore

>>7463883
Trust me, these days "never" is meaningless.

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>>7463857
Oh hi Muk, how are you doing today.

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>>7463818
>>7463826
You two are beating yourselves up over self-esteem issues, and here I am following you two.
If you were even half as bad as you two think you are, I wouldn't be on this boat.

>>7463831
some people think so, but they're a little silly. As long as everybody involved is okay with it, it's not a Bad Thing(tm).

>>7463883
It might have been, but I'm not sure.

>>7463862
Probably family time.

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>>7463862
Uh, medication. Crazy pills, not waking up with some stalker at my window.

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>>7463831
We're teasing him.

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>>7463862
What is even real anymore?

>>7463883
ok...

>>7463919
If you say so...

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>>7463775
>Burns the dolls and melts the crappy statues, then throws them away

>>7463831
I made another one, by the way.
I've been working on it for a while...
>Shows them an intricately detailed statue of a Slugma and Vulpix, happy together

>>7463862
Being with Vulpix.

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>>7463862
... There was one day where Gladion and I played Undertale.
Nothing went wrong during that time period.
For a few hours I got to be ... Nobody.
A guy playing games with a new friend.
That's what makes me happy, and I've never gone long enough without something bad happening to be that happy again.

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Now I know this map ain't right! I haven't seen no mountain that looks like a Rapidash! I KNEW I was getting ripped off!
Where the hell am I?!

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>>7463862
I... I don't know anymore.
It used to be simple shit, waffles, the thrrrrrill of the fight, sex, cuddling and talking with the ones I carrrred about, but... now I don't feel happy, I'm eating waffles and they just make me feel worrrrse, because they'rrrrre a rrreminderrrr of what I've lost, what I shouldn't have had in the firrrrst place.

...Why the hell am I answerrring yourrrrr questions? You don't have an actual thrrrreat overrrr my head.

... Grrrreat, now I'm typing the purrr. Fuck, guess this is purrrmanant now.

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>>7463950
I wouldn't call you a nobody at that moment, what with the viewership.
But what I would call it, is that for these hours you experienced your life was at the most normal.

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>>7463862
<Buddy! And Buddy's going to answer that what makes him happiest is us.>

>>7463943
>Fuschiafag.exe has stopped working.
>Terrible Secret status: revealed.

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>>7463910
whatever you believe kid
>>7463919
well it doesn't matter anyway, if it one of them were there it would probably the international police being imcompetent again

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>>7464012
Hey, You! Screwball! What route is this? I seem to be a little lost here!

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>>7463990
I think, like, it suits 'chu.

>>7464023
Have you told him about the wish yet?
> John Pipebro grabs popcorn.

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>>7463990
I have the perfect solution for your problem
>Evens: the Dex is hooped away into your bedside table and replaced with a brand new one that lacks the 'R' key
>odds: the new Dex is Lucario themed in appearance and background/wallpapers

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>>7463243
Ok, why the fuck is there a full on sex-doll of deerling here? She also got one of me and there both In detail... oh wait that would be you're doing isn't it? Thanks I guess?

>>7463862
Deerling duh, literally nothing else

>>7464023
Psst, Faith if you need advice on raising a kid, just ask.

>>7463761
You'd make a good dad buddy, just sayin

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>>7463941
I uuh do not get it?

>>7463946
>stares in awe at the works of art
WHOA
You did not have to do that!!!

>hugs

>>7464037
I still think you are cool. I just never heard of... uuh ...

Humans and uuh pokemon you know being... together....

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>>7464012
...yes.
It was also the only time in my life I managed to go a space of over an hour with nothing going wrong.

i hate my life

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>>7464076
I'm glad you like it.
>Hugs back

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>>7464103
Why's that?

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>>7464102
>DATA MISSING...

>HOW LONG UNTIL YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE MARRIED

>ANSWER OR DIE

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>>7464103
welcome to the real world kid

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>>7464103

Is this the new possum thread?

>>7464114
>>7464139
>>7464140
no i just hate my life

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>>7464067
...
Why
Why would you do this
Stop giving me rrrreminderrrs of herrr.
Please.

>Ball of sad fluff intensifies

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>>7463862
Thinking about it further there is one thing that makes me the happiest: a problem solved.

>>7463990
You're answering because you want to let it all out.

>>7464044
Yes, yes, incompetence...

>>7464048
You might be in either Orre or north of Castelia idk no deserts here

>>7464067
Ouch

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>>7464131
.... I....
I don't.....
I haven't ......
It just....
...... I don't even know if that's something he wants.

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>>7463916
I'm doing great.
And I hope you are too.
>Hands Sylveon a bag of berries
Here. These are for you.

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>>7464161
>DATA GATHERED...

>FOLLOWUP

>WHAT IS YOUR GESTATION PERIOD

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>>7464153
>A miniature figure materializes before you
>Evens: It's a Furret plushie
>Odds: Lucario plushie instead

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>>7464180
... What the fuck.

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>Faith's thoughts pinpoint back

>>7464071
<That would be nice. This fawning is barely weaned, and is fairly new to the world. Also, if a certain wish I made is still in place and wasn't revoked, Buddy's gonna be in for a bit of a surprise at some point later on. Neither of us have been parents or had siblings.>

>>7464076
<Which may be a good thing. I heard that Buddy had said something...traumatic to you a while back.>

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>>7464158
Damn it! I had a heist all planned and everythi-
I mean, I was gonna go fly a kite!
But while I'm here, I guess I could find something to snatch-
I mean, snack on! Yeah! I'm totally famished!

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>>7464187
...
>Throws the plushie as hard as he can out the door
>Sobbing intensifies

Yep, this is the most autistic thread on /trash/ right now.

Just a reminder.

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>>7464107
Like it? I love it!

Is that what you have been doing all this time?

>>7464103
need a hug?

>>7464153
do you need a hug to?

>>7464221
oh it has to do with-

Never mind.

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>>7464180
Data irrelevant - both individuals involved are of the same biological sex.
Next question.

>>7464187
> John storms over, grabs the offending item and chucks it overboard into the sand below.

>>7464221
Faith, you may want to warn him about that wish.
Trust me on this guys do not like being surprised with that.

>>7464246
(( flibbety floo here's your (You) ))

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>>7464212
>Hoop
>evens: a pokemon egg gets hooped and apears as if it just fell out of N's crotch and fall
>Odds Blood comes out of the hoop instead

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>>7464153
>>7464067
>thinking
>further thinking
>whose dex was that anyway
>human Emry probably had to get a new dex after losing the old one weeks ago
>zangoose Emry had the one with all the record
>possible loss of all records
>including the E&L LPs
... maybe it is better this way.

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>>7464153
;^)
>He joins in but actually spices it up with non guaranteed results
>Evens: Warm blanket
>Odds: Lucario blanket

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>>7464212
>DATA GATHERED

>WHEN IS YOUR NEXT COPULATION PERIOD

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>>7463518
Why do I have a statue of... oh its you're doing. I love this statue of Yveltel that makes him look like bacon

>>7464150
But life, it's beautiful why would you hate it? Speaking of life
>>7464023
You planning on creating you're own life... Faith? If I remember correctly, if you do thanks to>>7464071 here he removed egg group restrictions thanks to jirachis wishes so it's a little but of both of them that made everyone real happy

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>>7464246
You're the most autistic human on 4chan right now.

Just a reminder.

hey /pg/

whats a good way to die

dont tell me to get a therapist

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>>7464263
>Wingman Ray grabs the blanket away.
>>7464265
They can't, like, reproduce without help. Dude and a dude, dude.

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>>7464239
>. . .
>Feels bad
>Attempt to send something another but better
>Evens: Life size Furret plush
>Odds: Life size Lucario plush with kung-fu grip

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>>7464249
Yeah.
I was making sure it would be good enough to show you. I think I accomplished that.
>Smiles

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>>7464171
>takes the bag and begins munching on one of the berries
Oh thank you, whats the occasion?

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>>7464263
Let's not repeat the Lucarioboat thing at this moment in time, toy stores in Hoenn have yet to fully recover their stocks.

>>7464292
Helium bag.

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>>7464265
.... I'm a virgi-
>>7464259
>Blood falls out of a hoop and all over N
>There's no way for the amount of panic he's feeling
>He just curls in on himself as much as possible
>Probably going into shock
>Eyes as wide as they get, kinda glossed over
>Crying silently, shaking violently
>That sorta shit

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>>7464261
Those got deleted along with a lot of otherrrr things anyways
>>7464263
>Throws the blanket away
>Curls up into the tightest ball of sad the world has ever seen

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>>7464292
I tried to hang myself once but I just cracked some neck bones!
So that is what NOT to do!

>>7464298
You way past accomplishing that!

you hungry? I am getting hungry...

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>>7464328
A gun, pic related is mine for when the day comes

>>7464368
whoops>>7464292

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>>7464325
Oh, nothing in particular...
Just being thoughtful.
Although, it is a beautiful day, if you want to go for a walk or something.

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>>7464344
christ come on lets get you cleaned up
you okay to be touched?
>touch the boyfriend

>>7464392
(I think Emrys is still in the same room, so they're both curled up into balls of emotional trauma right now)
(Someone save these poor souls)

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>>7464344
>evens: steal the dude's necklace while he's to busy crying like a baby
>odds: don't, too risky.

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>>7464364
Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
Let's eat dinner.

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>>7464424
QUIT THAT
>fuck it throw a punch

>>7464424
>>7464434
>4 wills

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Arceus, this place got depressing fast.
Time for another mass Hooping to chear everyone up
>evens: everyone in thread gets covered in cute plushies and flowers
>odds: everyone gets a revolver with a single bullet in it

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>>7464434
Alright alright jeez, tale the stupid necklace...
>tosses the bloody necklace
It's probably not even that valuable anyways...
>>7464457
I wonder how much these go for on the black market...

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>>7464457
......thanks?

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>>7464392
>He doesn't even notice Gladion's there until he gets touched
>UBER FLINCH
>After noticing who it is he goes in for the shaky, tear filled hug
>>7464424
>And then notices his necklace is gone
>The necklace that he hasn't taken off for 20 years

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>>7464424
No.
>>7464457
Hmm. I'll hang onto this, thank you very much.
>>7464469
>Grabs the necklace and tosses it back to Gladion and N
Probably not much.

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>>7464457
>gun get
>>7464469
thank you
if you want some money just ask
>gladion tosses a wad of bills at the krookodile and goes back to N

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>>7464457
Someone get these guns out of reach of the pity party before someone does something incredibly stupid.

>>7464472
That's not a revolver.

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>>7464457
Uh. No way kiddo.
>The guns vanish

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>>7464249
<Exactly.>

>>7464258
>Faith ponders, then brushes her thoughts back
<You're absolutely right, I will tell him tonight. We haven't....done anything yet. But I would rather him be forwarned than feel entrapped. It would be foolish and trust-breaking for me to act otherwise. I made the wish so I, well, *Joy and I* could be his other half in all ways....but if I am not honest with him, I am not giving him my whole heart. Thank you for your good advice.>

>>7464269
<Yes, I do, with the help of the one I love. I cannot truly see myself with anyone else. And thanks to you, I know who to thank. I do have one worry though....>

>>7464071
<It seems I owe you a larger debt of gratitude than I realized. >

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>>7464485
hey hey i got your necklace
look look see?
>hold the thing up
>>7464501
>gun unget

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>>7464457
>Looks at the revolver that landed in his paws
...
>Sets it aside gently

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>>7464501
Hey! that was my way out!

>>7464432
Yeah I wonder what our weirdo is cooking tonight!

>>7464507
>heavy breathing

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>>7464457
What's this?
>bat's at the thing with ribbons

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>>7464485
You didn't see anything....
>waves his hands in circles like he's trying to use hypnosis, even though that's not in his move pool
>>7464488
Figured.
>>7464490
Hey, thanks... You're alright.
>>7464501
Oh you damn it.

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>>7464523
.... thanks.
>He goes to fucking shoot the Krookodile but the gun vanishes right as he pulls the trigger
.........
>Go for the hug instead

>about to shoot myself
>gun disappears

knife it is then

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>>7464501
Thanks. That could have gone a lot worse given the tone here.

>>7464507
Somebody should probably tell Fuschiafag, too.
He's already doing everything.

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>>7464530
>Teleport spoon in your general vicinity
>Evens: It clatters loudly infront of the massive furret plush you somehow haven't noticed
>Odds: It donks you in the head

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>>7464530
>Revolver vanishes
>Doesn't seem to care
>Just curls back up and sobs quietly

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>>7464560
no problem
just dont steal shit man
>>7464566
>hug
you alright man?
>>7464584
hey dude
>he pats the zang
you wanna do something?

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>>7464603
You ain't my dad, I do what I want!

>>7464554
I'm not a weirdo, I'm... okay, I'm a weirdo, but I'm your weirdo.
I've got catch of the day fish with leeks and eggplant.

>>7464572
Tell me what?

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Oh it's gone
>shrugs
>>7464382
yeah we can go for a walk, do you have somewhere specific you wanna go?

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>>7464573
>Gets a spoon dropped on his head
>Looks up and sees the plush
...
>Curls back up and continues to cry
>At this point it's not really crying, his tears have run out, he's just dry sobbing

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>>7464523
>evens: Gladion gets Hooped into a vat of ketchup and that Vat Hooped onto the deck of the Plasma Frigate
>odds: N comes with him and The Sauce is Rotten

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>>7464603
EXCUSE ME

WHEN DO YOU MARRY N

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>>7464640
I like this kid's sense of humor!

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>>7464621
ill clock you again if-
>>7464640
WHY
>>7464646
KETCHUP

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>>7464628
There's a scenic mountain trail nearby.
Or we can stroll through town.
Whatever you want to do.

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>>7464663
HA.

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>>7464603
Ye-
................ no.
Bad da-
>>7464640
.... fuck.
>N is beyond done.
>He just drags the blankets to the bedroom and changes into pajamas
>Might as well wait for Gladion here

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>>7464631
>God damnit
>Continue feeling bad
>Final gift: Incoming
>Evens: Bowl of smiley face noodle soup
>Odds: My mixtape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRS9Bz0IH54

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>>7464572
<Let me tell him>

>>7464623
<You might be cross-fertile with other species>

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>>7464692
...
>Takes the soup and drinks it all down, not even bothering with a spoon
...
>Sets the bowl down next to himself and curls back up, no longer capable of sobbing

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>>7464584
>>7464631
Some say about curling up and dying but you're taking it way literally. Even from here I can see that you're a few sobs more from becoming perfectly spherical.

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>>7464671
(you)
>>7464674
>leave ketchup
>return to room
>live in shower

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>>7464737
I'd carra her costa...
Okay, that makes NO sense.
>>7464756
I wonder if the stink will be permanent...

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>>7464623
sounds great!

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>>7464756
>Continue living in the pity blanket and wait for company
>Accidentally choke on own hair a few times because jesus Christ N, this is why it gets pulled back

>>7464739
>Fuschiafag drops his spatula.
. . .
WHAT.
WHAT!?
Y-You're telling me I c-
That V-Vapey an-
T-T-That she could...
> Fuschiafag passes the fuck out.
> Odds, part of dinner is knocked over and falls on him.

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>is writing something on a note
>Hoops the note

>Evens: the note ends up somewhere Palkia will find it and is asks for him to butt trick the entire thread
>Odds: Hoopas handwriting is terrible and it looks like Hoopa is asking for only himself To be Butt Tricked

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>>7464665
Mountain trail sounds nice

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>>7464788
That's just.... Hmmm....

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>>7464818
>heavy breathing

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>>7464774
no
>>7464810
>out of shower
>cuddle with boyfriend
>while still in boxers

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>>7464752
...
Heh
Thanks forrrr trrrrrying to cheerrrr me up.

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>>7464839
Ah man, that's disappointing?

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Okay this needs to stop
>Lillie reaches into her bag
>Evens its the Prison Bottle and Hoopa is sealed away for a day Odds its a soda

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I hope the day's been good!
I've been hanging out with the Alolan Vulpix, they're a cool bunch.

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>>7464866
Remind me not to mess with that girl.

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>>7464818
< Yes, she could.....Hello..?>

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>>7464825
Okay.
>Packs a small bag of supplies
>Leads Sylveon to a scenic trail
Here we are.

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>>7464866
>INCOMIIIIIIIIIIING

>>7464866
(fug, Guess I will go back to Ghetsis-Posting for the day)
(I was just starting to enjoy Hoopa as well)

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>>7464909
>Miss
>Bag meteor!
>>7464918
(You can ignore it if you want. Just wanted to roll the odds desu)

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>>7464818
...
Is he okay?
I'm going to try and wake him up.
>Carefully, and lightly taps him, enough to send a jolt of pain through his body, but not enough to burn him.

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>>7464929
>Crash into the ground somewhere in front of you

Hi!

>>7464947
>Fuschiafag wakes up with a start.
Aaaah!!
Ow, ow, ow...
Oh, Mew, I feel like I've been hit if the head with a hammer.
Let's... let's eat.
> He sets out the food.
Heheheh, this changes the family conversation I was going to have, doesn't it...?

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>>7464954
Hello!
>Outsides of meteors are scorching hot
>Insides are cold though
>Pet core if applicable

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>>7464989
NO TOUCH

>VERY SCARE
>VERY EXPLODE

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>>7464929
(I will roll for escape attempt, I don't feel like entirely ignoreing Dubs)
>if evens Hoopa escapes the bottle prematurely Could be now or in a few hours, who knows

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>>7464824
Eh, I've had worse up my ass, like a(n) Axe handle
>Readys for Butt Trick

>>7464739
Wait what wish did I make? Oh right the no egg group restricti-... oh shit...
>can be assumed to run off to check on deerling
>Evens she's actually pregnant
>Odds they'll have to try again

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>>7465008
>ROLL FOR BAG SHIELD
>>7465009
(Sorry mang. I'll try not to godmod any legendary specific items in next time.)

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>>7464853
And thanks for stopping to sob for enough to reply. I'd tell you a long tirade about looking forward and letting go of the past but you might instead listen about a thing I found in the Hoenn Ranger site, or rather, what I did not find.

>>7465009
(almost)

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>>7465013
>ends up giggling. She hopes that her conversation with Buddy tonight will go well.

>Evens, it goes well
>Odds, drama

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>>7464824
oh hey
k famalam
>Direct prostate stimulus for every male in thread

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>>7464896
Well this is a nice view

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>>7465060
Good luck, Faith.

>>7465035
What didn't 'chu find, Streambro?

>>7465066
> dubs
> gay-ish mouse noises

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>>7465066
Hey, you quit that shit! I ain't a fag!

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>>7465066
>Dubs.
>Awkward moan while working on Unit Three.

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>>7465060
At least you're more likely to have a good talk with you're trainer

Welp, deerlings not pregnant... yet
We'll just have to try again... honestly I'm kinda upset

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>>7465066
...
I don't feel anything.

>>7464982
This looks good.
>Absorbs the food into his body

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>>7465096
How many channels do you catch with that hair?

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>>7464839
>Return cuddles
>Not at all flustered
>No, he's not red at all
>>7465066
>The poor virgin doesn't know what's going on
>Surprised moan and a sudden death grip

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>>7465096
>UNIT ONE: HEAR POSSIBLE PAIN SOUNDS
>SOURCE: COLRESS
>ASSISTANCE DEEMED NECESSARY

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>>7465133
Enough.
Touch my equipment and you get the chill drive.

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>>7465081
<Thanks!>

>>7465104
<I hope so. Not even reality has been stable lately. And there are other issues as well. But hopefully it will all go well...and won't scare him off.>

< Also, I wish you and deerling the very best in starting your own family! >

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>>7465066
GAHAHA WHAT IS THIS

>squirming

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>>7465066
sdsdsfsdfdgggggggAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7465081
Not a single riolu or lucario in the last 24 hours in their list of noteworthy encounters. Since they're not native to the area, they should have showed up if spotted.

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>>7465140
>oh god why did he moan
>does he want the d
>hug the N

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>>7465183
i spy someone who didn't get butt tricked
>direct prostate stimulus: happen

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>>7465164
>Pet Unit One.
I'm fine, I'm fine.

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>>7464868
Oh thanks...
>friendly hug
Also by chance what's up with these dolls?
>Has one doll of Reese
>Another of sandslash

>>7465104
Aww... uncle X isn't going to give me a little sister yet?, well I hope you and auntE do have a kid

>>7465170
Well if you ever need a babysitter, call uncle X he's the best

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>>7465166
Don't worry, I won't touch a THIIIINNNGGG.....

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>>7465066
>>7465203
(sorry i spaced and forgot)
>2x buttrick combo
>grit teeth and try not to moan
>fail
>ohgodineedpantsnevermind
>flee into bathroom

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>>7465066
>Bisexual stabcat noises

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>>7465246
Yes you won't because the lab is locked.
If you touch anything I'm kicking you and everyone else off.
>He turns on the intercom.
Please make sure your Krookodile friend doesn't touch my things. This will result in all new members being kicked out.

>>7465171
>Fuschiafag staggers around.
Well... that was... ow.
Ow.
So, um, Zorro, Vapey and I were originally discussing whether or not to, er... add a new member to the family.
This new development makes this, er, somewhat more of a tricky question.

Oh, and I've been very busy getting a very special gift for you. That's why I've been out so much.

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>>7465272
>Hoopa attempts to Make one last Hoop for the day from inside the bottle
>evens: all of Colress's Lab equipment hets hooped and scattered to various locations on the Frigate
>Odds: nothing hoopas sealed and powerless till tomorrow