HG thread
I know I can sound stupid but I can be right at times. Just stay still.
>>7453662
Man, she is killing in these games lately. Nice one. Got a specific image you wanna use?
>>7453662
What a death...
>>7453670
Books are your greatest enemy but that is something I already knew.
>>7453677
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7453670
>Thank you for hosting. Really sorry that I just don't have enough images to work with and you can choose whatever you want for an image. Thank you for the host.
>>7453677
>Thanks for hosting mate
>>7453688
>sorry there I was busy
>>7453429 #
How is the mission going Lambda?
>>7453418 #
Not much so what do you want?
>>7453395 #
The one that rejected you for being even worse trash!
>>7453374 #
Catthing. Any buildings here.
>>7453372 #
Plenty of birds out, good sign.
>>7453655
See? More people need to be like you. I take pride in my hobby. That ain't so bad, is it?
>>7453679
>>7453684
>>7453689
Anytime. Except for right now. Just got struck with a bolt of creativity and don't wanna lose it.
>>7453684
Gotcha. Will try and make it a good one.
>>7453706
It is? Why don't you tell me? Never been one to know signs.
>>7453706
There is none.
>>7453670
Congratulations, miss. And thank you.
>Snek
>Not Miia
>>7453720
>>7453715
Well they always leave whenever I am under stress or something bad is happening. So clearly it must be peaceful at the moment.
>>7453718
Stuck in the same rut as me huh?
>>7453730
Wow such tiny
GTFO
>>7453738
I am irrelevant.
Man trying to find an image that is not sexy, focused on choking someone or just bad looking can be kinda tough.
>>7453743
Thanks garnet, love it.
>>7453715
You do you. You're not the type with the ill-will intent to kill somebody, as you've mentioned earlier. Even then I ain't the type to play hero till the situation calls for it.
>>7453741
Don't be stupid, if you were, you would have been scrapped a long time ago.
>>7453739
That reminds me, Snakeman would LOVE to see you.
>>7453739
y u no fag no more
I summon _______
>>7453759
thats not the snekfag
>>7453764
we have two so which one?
>>7453769
the miiafag
all their filenames have snek in them
>>7453738
Guess it is kinda peaceful.
>She looks wistfully at the birds, sighing.
But I can't shake the feeling something will go wrong. Or maybe that is because I just hate birds.
>>7453718
No prob.
>>7453749
Glad you do.
>>7453750
Just two cool kids wanting to live a comfy life is what we are. So. You've been gone for a while. Hafta think it was a good reason.
>>7453762
Another host would be nice.
>>7453759
>>7453764
I have a lot snekpictures from internet and do screenshots by myself, but I'll not RP for her.
Because of kissu.
>>7453774
Oh
Tiny > Miia
>>7453781
Because of wot?
>>7453762
My master Wily! I mean Light! I mean Courtney! Forget it any one of them will do!
>>7453777
>hate birds
But why?
>>7453752
My master has no desire to do so.
>>7453791
>kissu
I really hate that.
And, I think it's obvious to ERP for her. So no.
>>7453805
Then your master believes you still have purpose. So loosen a few screws and relax.
>>7453792
They're just so loud, you know? Any time I try to do my thing, hear they come caw caw cawwing away. Lost a few good spots because of them.
>>7453813
....
I still am primarily-organic in nature.
>>7453752
I would scrap her since she's completely useless in her current state, but I have faith she'll be useful one day.
>>7453818
Don't be so sudden and they will quiet down.
>>7453826
Who the bass are you?
>>7453825
A few bones then, or whatevernyou're made of.
>>7453809
s-so miia fag?
>>7453826
My...apologies for having no purpose.
>>7453831
I do not believe they can be "loosened".
>>7453777
Nothing out of the ordinary, I just toke some time to spend to my accord. Training to fight a rouge samurai. I've spoke little about taking a break after the holidays haven't I? I'm 100% A-okay being in this very place that I am now.
>>7453839
(It's like dealing with metal man all over again) I meant relax. Come on there must be something you enjoy?
>>7453831
Her mistress.
>>7453839
It doesn't really matter right now.
>>7453849
It is of concern to myself.
>>7453848
...Little that can be done here.
>>7453849
Didn't you ever teach her to enjoy something?
>>7453856
Yeah this place is a dump. But I will find a way, trust me. So what is it?
>>7453863
I tried but it was too much of a hassle.
>>7453831
Easier said then done. One step and boom! A swarm of them rat me out like I'm some bad guy.
>>7453843
Think I met that samurai. Have you? I haven't noticed. I been kinda busy myself.
Just ran out of my creative juice. It may not seem like there's a lot here but I'm sure you can give me 24 again.
>>7453878
Cirno
>>7453878
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7453878
Angelo.
>>7453878
Reigen Arataka
>>7453878
Vulcan Paru
>>7453652
O-oh, was studying...
No, I didn't, why?
>>7453863
>>7453873
>Lambda very clearly looks at Kokonoe before talking.
I have developed a fondness for caring for animals.
>>7453878
Lambda-11
>>7453878
Tiny snek
>>7453878
Crashman
>>7453873
>The bot starts to lose his nerve. Switching from docile to hostile in seconds.
You can't just neglect something that important because it's a hassle!! What do you think she is, a mindless slave?
>>7453876
They are just curious.
>>7453878
Arjuna
>>7453878
Sleeping lolis
>>7453878
Magilou
>>7453878
Double D and Ed
>>7453878
Pink snake pussy
>>7453878
Johnny and Plank
>>7453911
Just post the entire thing desu
>>7453878
Milf Nozomi
>>7453878
Succ
>>7453878
Raditz
>>7453878
Transparent Dreamcast
>>7453878
Seath The Scaleless
>>7453902
If I treated her as a mindless slave then I would of just made her a robot like yourself. She's able to make her own decisions.
>>7453900
That's great.
>>7453878
Kokonoe
>>7453878
Nebby
>>7453878
Adachi
>>7453925
>Touches your scaleless body before dying.
>>7453876
You'll walking around parts of tokyo picking fights with officers, he's a legendary man reborn into obscurity. You've heard of his book called "The book of 5-rings" right?
>>7453878
Baki
>>7453926
....
I felt hostile, for a moment. My apologies.
>>7453898
Next time you wanna see it, go watch it with Yuno. I think she would really like it.
>>7453902
Blah blah. Whatever the reason, my stalking suffers because of them and that's no good.
>>7453935
Guess we were talking bout different people. May have slept through that lesson. Mind refreshing my mind?
>>7453932
Who? What? Stop making strange noises, and get out of my library.
Could I get one more? I don't like putting myself in there.
>>7453957
Rooster
>>7453957
Great host. We need more host like you
Why isn't HG more like this?
>>7453943
Same. I don't have the capacity to last much longer honestly. G'night.
>>7453973
You want us to be asian?
>>7453926
>his mood rapidly gets worse looking like he might attack kokonoe at any instant as his drills spon with fury.
Oh, I SEE HOW IT IS!!! SEE ME AS SOME MINDLESS HUSK IS THAT IT?!! That's RICH coming from the four eyed neglect who made her own android a slave who can't even enjoy life!!
>>7453943
>you realize he's blown a gasket
Why the hell are you stalking?!
My number one fan is looking good for this code. Will start soon
>>7453973
>running away when there is like 10 of them
They deserve to die.
>>7453973
>not a single one raped
tch
>>7453940
You're mistaken there.
>>7453983
She's not a slave. She's able to make her own decisions and you are a mindless hunk of metal.
>>7453986
Making love is hard. Having a war is much easier.
>>7453998
...Perhaps "offended" is the proper term?
>>7453878
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7453999
This shovel is for the bodies I am going to hide.
>>7454019
A bit late, the games have begun already.
>>7453999
Something about berries to remember is that red and sweet are good to eat.
>>7454019
Nice one. Thought you had a rep for being fast.
>>7454028
Then why is it called a war room?
>>7453998
>he gets ready to attack only to spot lambda midway and stop.
Mark my words, I'm going to give you a crash course in pain by the end of this game. If tht still doesn't change your mind, I'l mine that skull of yours outside, drill some sense into you!
>>7454028
Fucking shoveled to death huh... Why can't I survive till Day 3 at least...
>>7454028
Cirno's playing smart here. She knows that snakes hate the cold.
That was fast for him. Guess they realized he's a little cuckoo.
>>7453974
Gotcha. I'll be seeing you.
>>7453983
.She jumps up from the sudden outburst, holding her hands up in self defense.
Woah there hair trigger! It's just a hobby. No harm done, I swear.
>>7454046
It is a proven fact that I can do anything, no big suprise there.
>>7454036
You will not harm her.
>>7454028
My apologies for inconveniencing you.
>>7454046
Didn't you already figure that out?
You guys are chilling instead of killing this day.
>>7454009
Ah, I am sorry if it seem that way. Lambda, dear, can you deal with this nuisance. I have a lot of work to get back to while being stuck here and I would be upset if he tries to attack me out of the blue.
>>7454036
Right right. Now, where did I leave that damn thing.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/12467/Nazo_no_Kanojo_X
Going to watch this. Rate.
>>7454046
LET ME OUT BEFORE I BOMB THIS SHIP TO BITS!!
>>7454049
>he literally vents steam as he calms down
Give me a moment.
>>7454060
She won't ever learn until someone makes her.
>>7454067
What thing?
>>7454064
Damnit!
Guess I'll just get them another way.
>>7454025
Aw, fiddlesticks...guess I'm early to the next one then...
>>7454028
well that isn't fair! You can't compare to getting in on one of these the same to gliding across the ocean! It isnt the same!
>>7453943
B-because people got stabbed in it?
>>7454064
A little more non-action coming to you.
>>7454067
My apologies for reacting so...harshly. I understand. Farewell.
>>7454076
>Lambda steps closer.
This was not a request.
>>7454088
Me killing him up would be the only good thing that happened in his life
>>7454075
Interesting.
>>7454088
Rocks, bombs, people. Lot of throwing today.
>>7454107
>Interesting
Do you really like to taste someone's saliva?
>>7454112
I like it how snakes hopelessly move everywhere when they're falling, it's hilarious
>>7454101
Don't make me do this Lambda.
>>7454112
To being the coolest chick around. Here you go, snow sister.
>>7454086
That studying must be intense. Not just because of that. Just spend some time with her. I'm pretty sure you mean the world to her.
>>7454076
>She still has her guard up despite him calming down.
Yeah yeah. I'll give you all the moments you need.
>>7454083
Well what should I compare it to then. I'm not the one that's late.
>>7454130
Oh, this is just human money right?
Can I buy icecream with this?
>>7454135
Hmm, if I see her again today, I will ask her if she wants to watch it then.
Maybe it will distract her from you as well.
>>7454117
Maybe yes. How do you know. I am a freak with many fetishes.
>>7454124
I will not allow any to harm my master. Especially after being ordered to "deal with the nuisance".
Stand down.
>>7454079
>Huggu
CUTE! much better than Russian Cirno.
>>7454130
I think what he's really wondering is why there's so much peace.
>>7454151
But there's only one me, and I'm certainly not a Russian
>>7454146
Shit bro, you are disgusting.
Btw, does someone want to play l4d2?
>>7454160
Soon as they make l4d3 :^)
>>7454153
Everyone wants to play the dreamcast nowadays.
>>7454153
Woawie, that's the ugliest ball I've seen in my life.
>>7454164
Your joke is bad.
>>7454166
>>7454135
Do me a favour. If I get really out of hand, freeze me. You will know when.
>>7454149
Since you can't open your eyes to what she's doing to you. I refuse
>>7454172
I guess it was a joke, l4d3 is never going to happen.
>>7454166
Being an evil scientist gets you a lot of things to play with.
>>7454173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMZ525m9EM
ARE YOU READY?
God, that was so much fun.
>>7454177
You sure about that?
>She relaxes her stance a little. Soon taking to sitting on the ground.
It could end up real bad for you.
>>7454144
Alright, that's cool. But I need to speak with her. It will only get worse if I try running away.
>>7454177
She has done nothing more than grant me a proper chance at life, and currently allows me free reign over my own devices.
Please. I abhor conflict.
>>7454186
Don't you think it's weird that the closer you get to the Sun, the colder it gets?
Maybe it's the Earth that is super hot, and the sun is the one keeping it cool.
>>7454187
Ready for what?
>>7454186
Something may come along soon. Hope it does at least.
>>7454210
Someone come here already so I can beat you up, come on!
>>7454210
So most of you decided to be smart this time around. That may help you.
>>7454197
Then why are you here?! We kill each other day in, day out!! You can't join these games and still claim you are a pacifist.
>>7454194
Yes.
>>7454228
I knew you two would get along well
>>7454194
She's not here that often, but if I see her again I will let her know.
>>7454209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw
FOR BRAINPOWER
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
It's a little active here at this time. I wonder why that is.
>>7454228
Seems the year of the rooster ends early.
>>7454228
Or everyone but two can die before the day's over.
>>7454232
I was brought here by means unknown to me. My retrieval is yet to be assured, but I am not forced to remain here. I merely have nowhere else. Is this sufficient?
>>7454246
You're a weirdo
>>7454232
Gotcha bossman. Just don't blow up on me, alright?
>>7454242
Just don't screw up. Lives are on the line.
>>7454248
Is that a rhetorical question?
>She yawns into her hand, rubbing her eyes a little.
I'm not any good at those.
>>7454248
Because it's a sunday....
>>7454250
You guys need to be better at finding trees. A branch never feel on me before.
>>7454274
My hand's falling asleep. Oh yeah. Nice job.
>>7454248
Well, next door we have a murderer demanding justice, I'll let you choke on the irony of that for a few moments, and here we got a game going. I got caught up in listening to this guy yelling about thin skin that I ended up missing the sign ups. Sad!
>>7454278
The GOAT
>>7454278
I wish I could do nothing and win.
>>7454269
No promises.
>>7454252
But why do you fight?!
>>7454290
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7454290
you and me both.
>>7454269
That's silly. You don't have to answer a rhetorical question, so I don't know how you wouldn't be good at it.
>>7454273
And tomorrow it's going to be Monday!
>>7454278
Way to go, Dream-chan. I'm glad you won and not somebody else. Thank you for doing a wonderful job, hostess.
>>7454282
Eh? You wouldn't happen to be talking about that brothel or whatever it's called, right? It's funny that a place like that would have a murder, but it's a safe bet that it was the victims thing.
>>7454301
Thanks for reminding me I have class tomarrow....yay me....
>>7454292
To prove myself worthy to my master. I never retaliated unless forced in these games, regardless. Is this issue resolved? I would like to depart for other activities, including rest.
>>7454290
An inanimate object...congratulations. And thank you again, ma'am.
>>7454301
Brothel, right, yeah, totally wasn't there for anything. Not like as a harem protagonist I am magnetically compelled to large hordes of women in hopes of them swarming all over my luscious anime hero body. I was there... on a quest! ....ANYWAY, seems that higher ups over there kicked him out of their VIP club because he's kind of a dick so his response is to prove them right. Absolutely fool proof, I would've never come up with a plan like that in a million years.
>>7454292
You gotta have more faith than that. If you go in thinking that, it will happen.
>>7454299
Here's to us.
>>7454301
Come on man. It was a joke. Even I am not that dumb to know what it is.
>>7454318
>>7454296
>>7454301
It was fun but I'm a little too tired to do it again.
>>7454323
Maybe some day fortune will favor us.
I sure hop it's still here.
>>7454290
>thanks for hosting
>>7454314
It's not that bad. If you're smart and resourceful you'll have no problem getting through it in one piece. And hey, if you can get away with cheating then it's all the more better.
>>7454320
Don't you worry about a thing. I understand completely when it comes to going there for a quest. I even met this woman with big thighs that wouldn't leave me alone. I told her to stop touching me, but that only made her do it more. One thing led to another, and now I'm here.
Anyways, that's not the problem at hand here. You said it yourself that you're a hero, right? Why didn't you stop that madman before his plan went into fool swing?
>>7454323
Hah, right. Your face told me otherwise, but I'm glad you're not that dense. It would be troublesome having someone that feels the need to answer rhetorical questions around.
>>7454347
Hey, would you stop Michelangelo from painting the Sistine Chapel? Would you stop Gordon Ramsay from telling that guy that the sushi was raw? You don't interrupt an artist at work, man. Besides, by the time I got there, all that was left was him yelling about the injustice of him being punished for breaking rules! In fact, if I listen closely, I can still hear his voice, like the most beautiful of angels.
...
Ayep, he's still at it.
>>7454329
Hah, that'll be the day. But right now, fortune wants me to sleep. Later.
>>7454346
As always, no problem.
>>7454347
Don't see how unless you're real anal about it. Just ignore those types if you hafta. Sorry but I pick a bad time to do this. Talk to you later.
>>7454353
your rp is shit
>>7454353
I think you should do his vocal cords a favor and stop him. It can't be good if he' still screaming about whatever nonsense that comes to his head, and if you can hear him from here then it's even more of a problem.
>>7454361
I understand. I wouldn't want to be here if I were you either. Good night.
>>7454347
It's not that it's hard or anything. It's just such a hassle to balance school and work, I practically have no free time. I didn't even ask to go to this super special school.
>>7454374
Perhaps you can stop spouting memes like a child for a moment because you are just proving the point that the threads are nothing but lazy avafags too afraid to leave comfort zones and claim anything as cringe, but still post kissu and shitposting like the cringiest neckbeards I have ever seen. Why the fuck do you idiots think replies have anything to do with this?
>>7454389
your rp is still shit
Perhaps you can stop spouting memes like a child for a moment because you are just proving the point that the threads are nothing but lazy avafags too afraid to leave comfort zones and claim anything as cringe, but still post kissu and shitposting like the cringiest neckbeards I have ever seen. Why the fuck do you idiots think replies have anything to do with this?
>>7454389
Please fuck off with this gay shit I don't want to be one of those female avas people just >kissu or >gropes or whatever the fuck I'm filtering both of those words
Literally kys
>>7454374
Hey, thanks, you too! I know. I'm the best. When it comes to dick measuring, nothing beats an anonymous manchild hiding behind a screen and projecting their insecurities on other people because they failed so miserably in life that this is all the have. Hey, hey, no, I get it. This makes you feel good. So have it! Your words mean nothing to me!
>cries internally
>"H...he said I was shit! I'm not shit! I'm trying really really hard!"
>>7454376
Nah, he'll just tucker himself out and be back at it again. Or someone will call him out on it and he'll pull the "I'm just pretending to be a whiny prick, I'm actually a really cool guy once you get to know me" and you find that the only people who do know him are pricks just like he is. Like, oh Christ almighty, how low do you have to be when one of your only friends is a friggin' 13 year old?
>>7454403
you talk too much
>>7454403
type less
>>7454392
>>7454402
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>7454382
You could always get better at school. As for work, who needs it? We're both young, so we should prioritize working ourselves to death just yet.
Actually, if you're going to a special school, that means you should have some type of helper. Use that to your advantage and get them to do some of your work for you.
>>7454403
Easy on the word limit
>>7454408
https://youtu.be/BvPUhJt_WQs
>>7454403
If I may ask, who is this person? The more you talk about them and their unhinge, unchecked aggression the more I want to know who they are. It's almost as if they took a situation out of a book and implement it in real life, but didn't realize that doing so is never a good idea because it's likely nobody will ever get the reference.
>>7454419
senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi
>>7454408
>>7454410
>>7454419
Really? I feel like I don't talk enough. Everyone always tells me, "Hey, Kirito, you should talk more, be more open to people. You'll make friends that way!". And to that ridiculous notion I tell them "Why would I want to make friends with any of you assholes? You're all a bunch of self absorbed idiots running around chasing various carrots on a string and praying to the random number generator god for a win!" Then they kind of call me a dick and leave me alone. Which is good. I prefer to be alone. Other people just kinda ruin my groove, I don't jive with "other people", ya get it?
(If it is a bit much, I can cut down. I'm still practicing Abridged!Kirito)
>>7454425
Oh, it's some guy named Adachi. Pretty sure you know him. Tall, swarthy, seems to have a fascination with cabbages? That Adachi.
>>7454410
Why should he?
>>7454397
>>7454389
So I tell you two to stop being immature twats who respond to anything i say with buzzwords, and this is how you handle it.
Just stop even trying with hg, place is clearly just a shitpost thread with avafags, why even bother at this point.
>>7454434
>fagging an abridged character
Are you twelve or something?
>>7454413
I wish it were that easy, but my job and schooling go hand in hand. I'm a prodigy so I have many expectations to meet, I didn't ask to be a great pilot I was practically raised from birth to be one, now my employers utilize my talents while I continue to hone my skills at school. I just want to be with my friend...
>>7454458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wicY_6QVz7Y
>>7454434
Oh, I'e met him before! He seemed like a nice man. He really knew how to get things done, but I think his pride gets in the way of him getting away with his crimes.Either way, I'm a fan of his work. If those kids weren't smart he could have gotten away with it too. Imagine a world where women aren't shallow. Imagine if they don't only go for looks. I think that's a world we would all want to live in.
>>7454451
No, I'm actually a 45 year old man named Bubba who lives in his mother's basement. Can't go outside because the little sexual predator bracelet goes beep beep the moment I step outside my house.
(It is an experiment after all. If people don't like it, I can always stop and delete the folder.)
>>7454475
A world where women don't go after looks? What would they go after instead? Personality? Well, hey, that works in my favor too. I got an award winning personality. Funny how you changed your tune the moment i told you his name though.
>>7454485
Don't listen to shitposters. I like your shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGdNcweWhek
Russian ver.
>>7454456
There's a simple solution to this, but it may be a tad bit extreme to someone that allows themselves to be limited by the rules. It would have been easier if you did it from the beginning, but I think there's still time.
What you need to do is go with the bare minimum. Stop overdoing all your work and soon enough they'll stop expecting a lot from you. If you're a real prodigy then you won't have to worry about becoming a pilot in a different way.
Or better yet, if you're the only prodigy, start demanding more freedom in return for your talents. If they don't want to lose you then they'll have to comply. You've got the upper hand here all because you have the skill they're most likely looking for.
>>7454485
What can I say, I like when people challenge the status quo in a way he does. If we didn't have people like that then life would be bland. It also goes hand in hand with what I want, and that's for women to leave me alone. You don't understand how annoying it is to have them follow you around because they think you're a playboy.
>>7454451
>implying abridged characters are bad
>>7454492
>>7454507
Hey, my first night, no game and I already made a fan! That's me, Kirito. Just that damn good. Glad you can come out this night. Or morning. Timezones, am I right? Shame there isn't a chance to showcase my greatness and maybe teach a lurking noob a thing or two about how to be hero. You see, to be a hero you gotta have a good motive and for me it all comes down to the right price, the right quest reward... the right cup size. You get what I'm talking about.
(Thank you, anon!)
>>7454502
Wait, what!? You get annoyed when women follow you around!? A harem is like every man's dream! Then again at the same time you do have to deal with the fact that there are people who follow you around, so I can kinda see where you're coming from. Who wants to deal with "Kirito, please have sex me" or "Kirito, does this dress make me look fat?" or "Kirito, stop being so damn awesome!" all the time? Not me, that's who. Hey, you know what? I DO understand how annoying it is to have people follow me around. We broke common ground! Nice.
>>7454502
You make a great point, It's already been established that I am too valuable to lose. Sure I am one of twelve students that make up the school, but I believe each one of us are too valuable to lose. And it's not like anyone else knows how to pilot my mech...Still I feel like the only option I have left is to continue to better my skills, it's a bit late to back out now. I just have to make the most of it. But on my terms.
Thanks stranger...thanks a lot, you helped me greatly!
>>7454528
type less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6UxzNyw9Q
Founder of ISIS
>>7454552
Sure looks like the founder of ISIS to me
>>7454528
It's true that men naturally want women, and I'd be lying if I told you I didn't want one, but when you have a clear goal of what you want to get done and there's women getting in your way it's a little annoying...much like you've just said, but worse. Not only that, but the real beauties don't do that. The ones that are worth going after are the ones that're just like me. You know what I mean, right? No exactly independent, but ones with a future they look towards. One that's not content with being a housewife and settling down in one spot for the rest of their lives.
>>7454532
True. You want to continue to better yourself no matter what. It's what we as human's crave to do. Have you ever wondered why people get depressed? It's because they don't preoccupy themselves with hobbies are studies. In a way, what you're doing already brings happiness and fulfillment to your life that friends won't be able to fill.
Maybe the answer isn't how to get around it, but how to make friends with the other pilots in your classes? That way you can chat and hang out while you work towards your goals of becoming amazing pilots together.
>>7454544
Well... I don't usually work by request but hey! You caught me in a good mood.
"less".
There, that make ya happy?
>>7454563
There's nothing more frightening to the supreme gentleman than an independent woman. But, whatever floats your boat. Just don't go around and killing her if she doesn't make you a sandwich because that's kind of a dick move. Real dick move. You know how many guys spend their whole lives chasing after "the one"? Quite a lot. So when someone actually gets it and throws it away over something as petty as that, that kind of rubs me the wrong way. For God's sake, love is supposed to be a wonderful and magical thing and fuck you if you have it and treat it like shit. So, yeah. Don't do that.
>>7454563
I already found my best friend there. Truth be told I wish we could do more outside, but what bothers me the most is how dangerous our jobs can be, I can't help but think what would happen if I lost him.
>>7454559
You are just prunked brah
>>7454578
Why would I killer her? I don't need her to make me food either. I've got enough cooking knowledge that I could make myself whatever I want when I want. I wouldn't want her possibly messing up my food.
>>7454581
So he's your special guy friend...very romantic! I'm happy for the both of you, but worrying about another guy is a worry wasted. Men can handle themselves in tough situations.
>tune into He Will Not Divide Us
>we literally successfully divided them because theres a fence now
>>7454596
Wow, that's really fascinating. And by fascinating I mean "I could not give less a fuck if I tried." No one's going to be impressed you can microwave yourself some ramen. Even I can do that.
>"Did I just insult myself? ....crap. Gotta stop hanging around self depreciative people. They're starting to rub off on me.
But, hey, my compadre in social avoidance disorder, I gotta head out. Catch some Z's. Don't bother sending me a friend request, I'll just cancel it. Later!
(Well, that was actually pretty fun. Good night, HG.)
>>7454596
I-It's n-not romantic...I just care about him that's all! And...I do have faith in him and the whole class, but there are just some things we can't control. What if his mech malfunctions? Or he is hit by a stray round?
Dr Pig?
>>7454631
Have a good night! Don't get so full of yourself that you explode in your sleep!
>>7454633
Are you sure? You sound like you care for him more than your average male friendship. Or...could it be you're not male? You do look very feminine. Are you trying to crossdress?
And if any of that stuff happens...well, it happens. What would he want you to do? Risk yourself and possibly die along with him? As romantic as that sounds I doubt he would want you to die. The best thing you could do is become a great pilot for the both of you.
Post wallpapers and rate
>>7454658
N-no I am a boy, I know I'm not very masculine looking, but I make up for it with my piloting skills. And you're right, I'd wish the same for him if I was in the position...before I go, can I have your name?
Post em'
>>7454688
Post what?
>>7454689
these nuts
>>7454696
Gotem
>>7454689
The list. Matsuda-kun post the list~~~~!
>>7454696
HAH
GOTTEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhjO3bmvaE
>>7454687
Sure thing. The name's Amami Rantaro. For now that's all I'll say. We can get closer another time. Have fun doing your pilot stuff!
>>7454707
Joris Cullen*
>>7454707
I'm Henri Xiaotien. It was nice meeting you, Amami Rantaro...have a pleasant day.
>>7454722
This is the third time I've been called that. Is it good or bad?
>dab
>>7454725
You can't describe the phenomenon that is Joris Cullen with words like good or bad.
>>7454708
Nice earrapr m8. Im deaf now. Thank you so much, this earrape has changed my life. I was gonna kill myself today, but though to browse this shithole one last time. Then I listened to this earrape. And it saved me.
>>7454740
Try your best. I want the full story of Joris Cullen.
>>7454726
>stab
>>7454708
I had stafe 4 terminal brain cancer. I was gonna die. But then this eartape killed all the cancer cells and tumors. I was then cured. Bless this earrape.
>>7454708
Before this, my relationship with my gf was going down hill. Then we both listened to this beautiful earrape. Suddenly, as if magic, my gf and me got along again. We even had sex for the first time in over a year. Thank you Seinfield earrape.
>>7454755
>Explosion
>>7454783
>erases the time in which the explosion occured
>>7454798
who are you
HOOOOOOOOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS
>>7454809
Kang Crimsun
>>7454814
Don't mess with me.
>>7454783
E...E...E..EXPLOSION!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pERZtNjPbx4
>>7454823
we wuz kangs, nigga
>erases the time of slavery
aww yea nigga
>>7454830
Don't steal my ava!
>>7454832
>stop the time
>beating you to death
>time continue to move
>>7454837
I just wanted to see if you are here. I guess you are. Hey Chen.
>>7454842
>erases the time this actually happened
>>7454846
>stop time again
>Kill you
Ok now its done.
>>7454858
>erase the time I died
>>7454845
I was here like all the time, even when I don't participate in game that was befofe. Honk
>>7454860
>already dead
>do something
delet this
>>7454866
Death is below me
>>7454864
Cute.
>>7454812
LEADING YOU DEEP DOWN INTO MY MIND. WHERE I HAVE BECOME SO NUMB.
>>7454880
Oh stop it
>>7454893
WITHOUT A SOUUUUUULLLL. MY SPIRITS LEAVE ME SOMEWHERE COLD.
d e a d w a i f u f a g s t o r a g e
s a d !
>>7454997
No, you'll be a Hero and love it.
Yare yare...do you need me to host? Is there anyone here to do it for?
>>7455056
I am here.
>>7455056
Host now
>>7455056
Yep.
>>7455064
Don't be so pushy.
Give me 24 if you want a game. It doesn't matter to me one bit.
>>7455077
Cinnamon Roll
>>7455077
Gandalf the Pug
>>7455077
Chiaki Nanami
>>7455077
Eggman-kun
>>7455077
Rohan Kishibe!
>>7455077
Cirno
>>7455077
Flash Man
>>7455077
Sailor Saturn
>>7455077
Lord Beerus
>>7455077
Arjuna
>>7455077
this thing
>>7455077
A Clone Trooper
>>7455077
qt
>>7455077
Clay Puppington
>>7455077
Yohane-sama the Fallen Angel
>>7455077
Rikka Takanashi
>>7455077
Kotarou Tennouji
>>7455077
Loli SS Officer
>>7455077
Medusa
>>7455077
Ruby Rose
>>7455077
Fairy Leviathan
>>7455077
what is this
>>7455077
Edge Fencer
>>7455077
Russian Demon
>>7455127
my waifu
>>7455139
y-you too...
>>7455077
God I am late again...fuck this shit...
Do what needs to be done.
>>7455143
>gets under
>crazy stray catto dab to support Rohan
So be it. Here's your bloodbath.
>>7455183
Day 1. Ruby's already moving in.
>>7455191
Good work.
>>7455183
Well, I always wear this. Kinda have to, seeing that that's the whole thing about robots.
>>7455194
Shut up, I didn't want to play anyways
>>7455077
Shimakaze
>>7455194
Ugh, kids. Fine, alright, lissen here.....
>>7455207
>>7455207