/sug/ - Steven Universe General Do It for Her/Him Edition

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>>7449762
canon

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lapiven

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>>7449762
Two weeks left everyone, we're gonna make it!

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Keep postin'

>>7449762
Jasper vs Sapphire when

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5th for cutest waifu ever.

Is this sufficient food porn, or do I need to up my A-game

>Breakfast would consist of buckwheat pancakes with apple syrup and knobs of warm salty butter, accompanied by a frothy mug of milk coffee she would sweeten until it made her teeth hurt.

>>7449829
what is it with you and that crackship?

>>7449826
>that hair
best

>>7449857
What about it?

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Whatchu listening to /sug/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWTpYSyose4

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>>7449856
Memes.

>>7449905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DswZ0q5sJs

>>7449834
>return the slab

>>7449941
why would their fusion be another malachite though?

>>7449975
No

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>>7449905
only the smoothest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ

>>7449941
>Hair is not covering the third eye.
Shit.

>>7449985
>return the slab or suffer my curse

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>>7449981
Are you saying that based entirely off the skin tone?

Because the fact it stands on two legs gives a clear contrast to malachite.

>>7450037
>whats your offer?

>>7449856
buckwheat is an ugly word, try buttermilk?
apple syrup stops me for a bit, just syrup is fine
knobs is ugly, as is salty. how does the butter even get warm? maybe "a dollop of pale yellow butter, ready to melt right into the plate"
frothing evokes more activity than frothy. and what the hell is milk coffee, if it's frothing it's usually a cappuccino or latte.
don't make reference to her teeth hurting, that doesn't sound good at all. you're already in the conditional tense so I wouldn't use "would" again there. maybe "frothing mug of cappuccino sweetened to perfection"

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Gems should wash the blood of the man they killed out of their clothes

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wh

>>7450065
Lapidirts should kill themselves, especially you.

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>>7450056

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>>7450102
It's a damn shame Peridot is utterly useless as a character, in combat AND personalty.

>>7450102
Dry it off and let it air out for a few days to get rid of that awful wet Peridot smell and you got a deal.

>>7450127
I demand pre-zuke Jack Spicer-like Peridot

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>>7450078
You should have a nice life.

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>>7450020
>vaporware
Listen to the original artists or get out of here.
Especially when it's a such a gem made by Takeuchi with Tamashita's help.

>>7450127
>no personality
now old the phone, now give the phone to me
she was show with ZERO personality, cold and willing to kill steven on a whim cause he was in the way
she slowly build more character the more she interacted with steven and the gems showing signs of not being just a robot
and soon she shows the most character when she can freely express herself with every new thing she learned like her metal powers
her combat is shit tho, but give it time

>>7449905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAcEE6MlHYU

>>7450150
na, boring, remix is great
and dont judge me when you dont play music yourself trash sempai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44

>>7450127
She has a use as insufferable, annoying, unfunny, comic-relief for kids and autists to identify with and self-insert as. Every shitty mediocre show needs one of those kinds of characters.

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THE hOMEWORLD gEMS ARE CANCeR

>>7450263
Leave Lauren out of this

>>7450278
what are those made out of are they cookies?

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>>7450278
i like them better then the earth gems
>>7450294
desu they look like condoms

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>>7450235
Anyone with half a brain can do vapoware/ future funk shit. It's literately the same song at 0.75 speed with some shitty background and some 80's anime for muh aesthetics.
The faggots don't even show where the original music is from so nobody could see what talentless hacks are when doing those "remixes"

Vaporwarefags are the bronies for music.

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>>7450278
>ywn bake cookies with sparrow

>>7449905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdLbjMgJU6U
I've been waiting since 2013 or 2014 for WWE to release this cover of Batista's theme song. This gay ass song reminds me of Jasper

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>tfw i will never be there at this very moment

>>7450263
They must have regretted giving their first comic relief actual character.

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>>7450356
That artist is good at drawing

>>7450354
Some people like the chill, not fast tuned tunes
and allot of the songs themselfs are pretty blunt on where theyre coming from, much like the video i just posted
calling vape the bronies is not a valid point, just pointing fingers in a random bad direction ronaldo sempai
>getting this upset over music
kek

>>7450263
Comic relief can be done right, like Pearl lately has been pretty comic relief-ish.
Amethyst has always been but she has a way more interesting personality and story.

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>>7450356
jasper must be really warm to snuggle with

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Hey hey

I love all of (you)

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@any drawfags here - requesting this but with blue diamond and bloople crawling into pink diamond's room.

>>7450522
Well don't expect me to love you in return.

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>>7450522
I don't love you back

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>>7450522
ok

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Can I have a drawfag draw Lapis as the kid please?

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>>7450544

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>>7450543
STITCH THE WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!!!

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>>7450595

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>>7450522
luv u 2 bby

>>7450463
The sampled song you posted has basically the same speed. It stopped being "chill" with those random beats in the remix.
Nowhere in the video you posted has the credits to the actual artist. I had to look deep in the commentaries for someone to acknowledge the title of the actual song.

I can't and won't stop you for enjoying those "remixes". But you must know, you are enjoying second hand scraps.

>>7450522
I'd rather have this than the pig posts

Post connie's butt

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>>7450544
I tried.

>>7450654
no

>>7450660
That's Amber. Is she trying the blue body paint with Zuke because her marriage is failing already?

>>7450660
Too hot anon

>>7450544
>>7450570

what the fuck is this?!

>>7450702
Ian's true form

Reminder revisionist rnn/Maya's lewd blog is out there somewhere

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>>7450625
>credits to the actual artist
okay, jokes aside i'll be real
I will give you that, and most of the vape shit doesnt give original sauce, but I do love the stuff that comes out, and tho the original is nice
I do love the soft chill, pillow muffled sounds that help me drift to sleep when its tough enough for me.
im okay with second hand stuff, it soothes me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdOxXQa0A6E

Post something I can fap to.

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>>7450769
Reminder that Maya is based and doesn't put up with any of Zuke's shipping autism and genderfluid bullshit

>>7450799
*nonbinary

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>>7450784

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>>7450784

>>7450811
>waifu 2x upscaling of a thumbnail because an anon couldn't get the full thing but wanted it bigger
LOOKS BAD, ALL THAT DETAIL LOST

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>>7450799
>It seemed so dissonant with everything else she was capable of
>she

>>7450835
It means she and Zuke never met because Zuke quit or was fired before Maya got on board, just thank god Zuke is gone THANK GOD

>>7450799
She's not wrong

>>7450799
Zuke had nothing to do with the good parts of Last One, she only did the very beginning and the very end.

>>7450845
>"she"
>not "they"
I love Maya already.

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>>7450799
>she

Post sugilite

>>7450799
Why does Zuke act like she was the first one to have gay characters on SU?
Does Pearl and Ruby/Sapphire mean nothing to her?

>>7450845
That bitch doesn't even live in California, she works remotely and hasn't met anyone on the show in person.

>>7450884
she couldnt 'fit' herself into ruby/sapphire and pearl so no, they didnt mater to her

i mean they could go by she too bc zuke stated they dont know what they want to go by but ok

>>7450897
DONT CALL MY BOARDFU A BITCH!

>>7450884
>>7450906 and she wants to feel important

>>7450906
I don't see why not, Pearl is a cuck, beta bitch, and is the embodiment of tfw no gf.

>>7450934
Like Zuke has ever had a girlfriend

>>7450897
>Maya works from afar and may not have even vistited CN
>she's a revisionist and not a full boarder
As cool as she seems, she has zero sway on the show

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>>7450872
>expectedjoke.png

>>7450777
>Nobody know what the orignal sample is in the comments.
Color me surprised.
At least the guys gave out the original song in their bandcamp. Surprisingly, the remix is actually faster than the original song. Not surprisingly, it's actually the entire song with a few filters, no remixed needed.

>>7450924
This is probably the real reason.
Just look at how they feel about her on reddit.
She's the boarder who makes memes come true. That's what she wanted to be, that's what she is, and that's all she can be.

>>7450944
Tang is her friend who is a girl that she engages in naughty things with, just because she spends most of her life in padlocked in zukes closet doesn't change those facts.

>>7450799
is she a revisionist now? blog says shes still 17

>>7450944
no, she mentioned it many times on that secret blog
she is a 28 y/o virgin wizard

>>7451006
Where does it says Maya/rnn is 17?

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>>7450884
She knew Ruby and Sapphire's relationship is far from being a healthy queer relationship.
So she tried with Lapis and Peridot, and failed miserably.

>>7451006
>17
i think she's over 20

>>7450614
https://youtu.be/1k_QSh0j0Nk

>>7451023
oh i was looking at the wrong blog like a faggot. nevermind. op in that post was 17 not maya

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im so incredibly jealous :(

>>7451103
I have an uncle in Burbank

I think I just wrote the best fight scene I've ever done. I feel like jim butcher

>>7450884
maybbe she didn't feal right about pearl/rose because of greg, or ruby and sapphire because of how masculine the rubies act. either way she's an idiot

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>>7449905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCSb5Jr_1Z0

>>7450944
on the private blog she mentioned getting triggered because of a bad relationship she was in

>>7451127
Peridot is 0% feminine

>>7450908
kill yourself

>>7451142
With her abusive, narcissistic boss?

>>7451143
those hips and overall behavior is pretty femme

>>7450944
It's actually not too hard to enter a relationship

maintaining that relationship and making sure it isn't killing you is an entirely different matter

>>7451143
she's zero percent anything really. I'd say her gender is "autist"

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>>7451143
Peridot
>Used a bow in her hair

Lapis
>Walks abound barefoot

Checkmate atheists.

>>7451181
>It's actually not too hard to enter a relationship
The mental breakdown I went through a few years back says otherwise

>>7451143
whatareyetalkinabeet, you fucken druggo

>>7451197
At the prospect of entering a relationship?

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>>7449905
https://youtu.be/zprCVgMKXT0

All the gems are feminine and are called by she. Even gorilla Bismuth and Jasper.

>>7451192
How does walking around barefoot relate to anything?

>>7451273
You can cum with you one but need to be while my hard thick cock is spiting white nectar in your but.

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>>7451272
Jasper is the most beautiful women on this planet Earth

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>>7451302
AMEN

i'm going to cum now

>>7451345
kys

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>>7451331

>>7451350
Think of Jasper.

>>7451109
I love this

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>>7450235
>Eurobeat
>Running at ANYTHING below 144bpm

You do know the 90s in "Running in the 90s" means the decade, not the fucking tempo, right?

>>7451143
100% for fug

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how does this makes you feel?
captcha: Drive Ruby

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Playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of The Sky. I decided to just wing the personality test and I wound up with Phanpy, and then I chose Munchlax because why not. I am actually really liking this combo. Ancient Power + Rollout + Flail lets me dominate just about any boss. Can't wait to get Earth Power.

>>7450799
Sugar is going to fire her for misgendering the obese potato.

>>7451220
I was so hopelessly lonely that i had a mental breakdown (failing classes for the first time in college might have been an issue too).

if it helps, I came out stronger because of it. Not sure if I'm smarter and definitely not more motivated, but I'm mostly sane and a much better person

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>>7451302
They make her look so much like a man sometimes though. Imo she looks fine here.

>>7450799
Too Far and Last One Out of Beach City were shit though

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Who is the best gem for abusing, and why is Amethyst?

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>>7451471
all jaspers are beautiful, even raven and pauls

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>>7451479
I don't think anybody here thinks you're cool for being a contrarian. Just so you know for next time.

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>>7449811
canon

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>>7451501
I disagree. Steven is clearly more fun to abuse

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>>7451401
I'm still mad that shiny pikipek isn't Turqoise/Teal + White

not exactly like pic related, but something similar.

>>7451505
she looked cooler when she wasn't crazy and the show's animation budget was still good

>>7451479
too far was okay

>>7451401
I'd dont know about the mystery dungeon games but I'm a steel man myself. According to my own set of rules I have to start with a two-eviolution steel pokemon no matter the gen

>>7450469
They're making Pearl funny because her arc is coming to a close to allow the Garnet and Lapis arc to start. Soon she will go full meme like Peridot.

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os something like this

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>>7451395
Poor Little Blue Gem

>>7451479
Well that blog does seem like an amedot shipper.

>>7451563
Mystery Dungeon is a weird one, the 2 of the best moves are Pin Missile and Bullet Seed.

>>7451572
Why did they turn the best gem into the worst pokemon?

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>>7451592
Because they're retarded.

>>7451520
>people only disagree with me because they think it's funny!

heh

>>7451570
>gems go full meme after they're used up
Anon, you may be on to something.

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>>7451479
fuck off

>>7451615
Think about it
>Peridot is now a husk so she is a complete meme
>Lapis's potential can't be tapped yet so she is a meme until further notice
>Pearl is slowly becoming a meme after LOoBC
Sugar knows what she's doing.

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>>7451570
>implying pearl isn't already full meme
they pretty much got rid of her smart side

>>7451637
Pearl has been becoming a meme after she started to be more laid back after Mr. Greg

>>7451642
They shouldn't have put angry Jasper in the last one.

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>>7451652
SUGAR CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS, WE'RE ALREADY RUNNING OUT OF GOOD CHARACTERS

>>7451652
>Implying Technology doesn't change in 3000 years.

I think that's more of what the scene was trying to convey.

God, you know what is absolutely rancid? Eating chocolate chip cookies with garlic breath. I had spanish for dinner to celebrate a new job and 6 hours later i'm still tasting the oil from the gambas al ajio

>>7451588
bullet seed is okay if you have Technician and STAB

>>7451652
Pearl's grasp of technology is 5000 years out of date. I think it makes sense that she can't figure out a gravity engine or a lock in a complex facility

>>7451665
Disgusting abusive narcissist

I want to make a /sug/-related pokemon team.
this is how it currently looks like, any ideas?

>Pearl
Poilbird (Pikipek)

>Lapras Lazuli

>Peridot
Rotom-W or MEGA-fug

>Stevonnie
Aegislash

>Jasper
Arcanine

>YD
Alolan Exeguttor

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>>7451570

at least my waifu will never go full meme because she is fucking dead.

>>7451570
>her arc is coming to a close
it hasn't even started yet :^)

>>7451730
:^)

>>7451673
>>7451682
when was the last time she's done anything smart

>>7451710
Amber will find a way from beyond the grave.

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>>7451700
Rebecca is probably the most talented and nice person working on the show. Stop bullying her.

>>7451759
I'm sure she whips every single crew member every single day and savagely beats them if they speak one ill word towards Rupphire

>>7451748
Everything "not smart" that she's done recently has been due to a lack of modern gem technological knowledge though. That's the big point.

>>7451759
>uprooted and destroyed
does that mean Lapis or Peridot will get it on with someone else?

>>7451713
\o/

>>7451682
No, in Mystery Dungeon it is sufficient unboosted to destroy just about anything.

>>7451770
She uses her projectile vomit on them if they get out of line.

She can puke distances up to 70 feet. Don't upset her.

>>7451701
>Jasper not being Incineroar

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>>7451701
>Garnet = Lucario

>Amethyst = Gulpin

>Pearl = Pikipek

>Lapis = Lapras

>Peridot = Porygon

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>>7451780
It means LAPITHYST IS CANON AND PERI GOT DOUBLE-KEKED is what it means.

>>7451780
I wouldn't be surprised if amedot was the plan all along, like Maya said it felt way more organic and intentional. Lapidot still reads as just plain happenstance roommates to me, even in Zuke episodes. Lapis doesn't even interact with anyone else and we know Lapidot is gone and Steven has Connie.

>>7451701
nah dude. try this:

>Garnet
Gothitelle

>Amethyst
Ditto

>Pearl
Pikipek

>Steven/Rose
Chansey/Happiny

>Peridot
Solosis

>Lapis
Manaphy

>>7451748
She calculated how long it would take to reach Greg, factoring in lorentz transformations in her head, and checkmated holly basically on the fly by pointing out she couldn't catch them without making it obvious to the diamonds that she just failed to protect a secure facility

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>yfw Jaspis ends up being canon

>>7451799
>Jasper being anything but an Arcanine when her canon design is a ripoff of Arcanine's, she knows flame weel, she is a metaphorical war dog, and she is now also literally a dog

Someone make a machamp jasper.

>>7451799
to be honest I completely forgot about that thing even when I started moon with the cat.
but as this >>7451827 anon depicted, She looks like more like an arcanine to me.

also
>Garnet = Lucario
please explain

I went with Rotom as Peridot because:
Metal control and because it is tecnology-related

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>>7451780
Lapis will die and Peridot will say something like "Yeah, ok"

>>7451874
Hey cutie.

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>>7451860
>two psychics
>a legendary
>ditto

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>>7451881
Rebecca killed Lapidot for Jaspis of course

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>>7451889
>>7451860
>>7451701
>>7451827
>>7451799
>SUg theme team
>Anything type other than rock type
Fucking kill yourselves.

I honestly want to see some gem actually get shattered onscreen. Would make for a good episode.

>>7451888
I want to see a Machamp wrestling with Alexandrite or Sardonix

>>7451910
>le rock meme XD
rock fucking sucks dick kys

>>7451917
That's an immature way of thinking.

>>7451910
Oh shit didn't even realize that, GG.

>>7451874
how could anyone NOT want to fuck this sexy beast?

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>>7451917
go watch GoT or TWD then

>>7451923
Tyranitar is on the line anon and sounds mad.

>>7451917
Wait for Pink Diamond's flashback

>>7451910
rock is worst type next to grass kys

>>7451904
it's got pikipek which is basically an alolan pidgy. I don't think we're going for balance here

>>7451917
same here, and I want it sudden and completely out of the blue

>>7451887
>Jasper being anything other than Incineroar when she's a buff, stripey, hand-to-hand fighter, who is a bad guy, and uses cheap tricks in combat.

>>7451931
no u

>>7451923
What did rocks ever do to you?

>>7451946
Tell him he sucks D I C K

>>7451874
>Go, Lapidot! Go out and queer to the extreme
>I will! Thank you, parent!

>>7451950
>worst type
anon I guess you spelt Ice wrong.

>>7451881
Quick! Someone post the color wheel!

In your opinion, which pokemon is the best pokemon?

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>>7451917
There's one gem that fits perfectly for that job

>>7451980
The white cockroach lady is my waifu, Tsareena is good too.

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>>7451950
>>7451923
Look at these 2 faggots who don't know how to make a decent rock team so they call the type shit in general.

>>7451976
>color autism

>>7451980
Tyranitar, Garchomp, Excadrill and Gengar share that spot... in the same team.

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>>7451980
No doubt.

I haven't played pokemon since x and y so I forgot what Inceneroar even was

>>7451980
Mimikyu because it's qt

>>7451980
Garchomp Blaziken and Greninja are my pokewaifus

>>7451996
agreed. as a Sandstorm player I'm laughning at them right now

>>7451874
source pls

>>7451996
Rock is kinda shit though, it's vulnerable to everything. Personally I prefer Ghost, Fairy, and Psychic type pokemon.

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>>7451980
I LIKE PIDGEY

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>>7451980
Venonat and Wartortle
I am right.

My favorites are Gorebyss, Dusknoir, Regice, and Magnezone.

>>7451963
go away Blaziken, nobody likes you

>>7451905
jaspis endgame

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>>7451976
orange and blue are the only two colors that matter

>>7452039
be careful with wild shiny ones

You know how during that one flashback in "The Answer" Garnet comments on how the homeworld gems thought that fusion between two other types of gems was disgusting? If it really is seen that way, then why does Jasper so willingly jump into fusion with Lapis?

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Should I get a new tablet /sug/? This one is old and the lines get shaky sometimes but that just might be me.

How many goyim in the thread right now?

>>7452079
she's a slut

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>>7451980
Banette because I don't know. Haven't drawn it in forever.

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>>7452080
if you pee on it it might work better

>>7452079
because she's been dry since the war

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>>7452079
Did you miss the part that Jasper got her ass kicked so hard she lost all sense of Homeworld morals?

She was beaten to the point of doing anything to defeat her enemy. That's the whole point.

>>7452065
But all of the other colors are supporting evidence.

>>7452079
lapis fucked her up. addicted to fusion

Jasper = Guts
Rose = Griffith
Pearl = Casca
Steven = Femto

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>>7451874

You are forced to pick one gem to urinate on your face.

Which gem do you choose?

>>7452110
Steven did nothing wrong and Pearl enjoyed it

>>7452113
Pearl, because she's clean

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>>7452113
I'm not sure. Maybe Pearl, because she would find the thought of peeing disgusting, and she would hold her piss until her bladder was swollen like a melon. Then she could release her golden torrent all over me.

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>>7452112
You need to do one of these with Zuke naked and fucking a Lapis sex doll

>>7452112
Will she be able to find a girlfriend-free girl?

>>7452171
What the fuck, is that new?
He still has that paper mache Sonic?

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>>7452112
>fat
>autistic
>thinks fiction is real and is afraid to write conflict
>has a shitty webcomic
>lesbian
>"trans"
>pic related
...guys?

>>7452080
i guess bro

>>7452185
That was from within the past year I think.

>>7452192
Julie?

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this is a big crossover thread.

>>7452079
1) Jasper was against fusion in general because she thought only weak gems should have to use it to win battles, not just against cross gem fusion because homeworld told her to be, but we know she will do anything to win because of how much she fears failure
2) Peridot ditched her so she couldn't fuse with her
3) fusing with Lapis was the only option she had to stand a chance against all the cgs + lion after being weakened from the fight with Garnet + getting thrown into the handship's engine or else she would have had to try to run away and/or get poofed
4)she came to Earth to defeat Rose and started giving less and less of a shit about following homeworld rules and returning back to YD as time went on

>>7452209
this is gross

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>>7452171
What is this

>>7452299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo
enjoy

>>7452079
Jasper is addicted to being powerful and Lapis has that power. Compare to Pearl lusting after that pure love Garnet dick.

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>>7452171
Sometimes, when I draw these, I genuinely question what I'm doing with my life.
This was one of those times.

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>>7452113
I want Amethyst to piss on my face

>>7452299
A pearlfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeFGKjzLtM

>>7452171
come on man

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>>7452329
THANKS

>>7452282
Interestingly, wasn't it mentioned at SDCC that the only reason Jasper fused with the Corrupted Ocean Jasper was because she was a Jasper/Quartz?

I get that Jasper values strength a lot, but it would've been more interesting (and more sensible) if she was collecting them because she was curious about what happened to them. Have her collect the Corrupted Jaspers, fuse with one, get corrupted, get healed, and then learn that the Diamonds were behind the corruption. Easy stake in her redemption right there.

>>7452329
LAPPAY! LAPPAAY!

>>7452349
Corrupted gem plot was senseless garbo, Jasper got memed on too soon.

>>7452321
>his subtle thrusting while he kisses it
ECH

>>7452349
She thinks Earth causes corruption.

>>7452329
>not wearing her green facepaint and blonde hair dye to continue the zuke lapidot self-insert saga
meh

>>7452378
This takes place before the Halloween Party arc.

>>7452329
The lapis body pillow looks so sad
I love it

>>7452378
The paint doesn't let her skin breathe, Peridot's theme is playing from her laptop speakers.

>>7452371
I wish they stuck to either the muh Lapis or muh Rose or muh army plot, she literally doesn't give a fuck about Rose being right in front of her, twice. Trying to do all of them didn't make sense.

>>7452422
She wants to be the strongest, I guess.

>>7452371
It was done badly, but it could've been a neat facet of the story. Honestly was rushed, but I guess the writers really wanted the season 2 finale to be Rose shattering Pink Diamond. Shame, she could've been a better villain with more time imo.

>>7452377
But she saw Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl before that, so it makes no sense for her to think that.

>Steven put the bread into the toaster. Like lightning, Jasper appeared behind him
“Toasting is just a cheap tactic, to make tasteless bread, tasty.”
>Steven buttered it.
>”Butter is just a cheap tactic to make, tasteless toast, tasty”
>He turned on his Gamecube and put in a game.
“Games are just a cheap tactic to make boring days, more interesting.”
>Pearl came back in, on the warp pad.
“ Warp Pads are just a cheap tactic to make lazy gems, move farther.”

>It was night now, Steven was sleepy.
>He cuddled up to Jasper as they lay on the sofa, her left arm wrapped itself around him.
“Hugs are just a cheap tactic to make sleepy gems, cuter.”

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>>7452406
>>7452378
not OP but I did a little edit

>>7452282
she hated it because she wants to be stronger and she knows fusion is a quick way to make you stronger but nobody has ever wanted to fuse with her so she she just pretends to be disgusted with it to hide the fact that she is a sad lonely virgin

>>7452449
Well, she did ask the quartz dog what happened to her, and that earth ruined everything but her. Maybe she had lost her mind long ago.

>>7452457
>this is what zukesper would be like

>>7452422
Yeah, she didn't really seem to have much of a goal. Peridot had one (getting off-planet), and it worked because her actions reflected that, with her constantly escaping from the gems, trying to contact help, or fix the Galaxy Warp. Jasper had two main goals (fuse with Lapis, or take revenge on Rose), and in 4 episodes, they didn't really do a good job with it.

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What does this say to you?

>>7452497
I'm hoping Zuke was uprooted before she had a chance to ruin Jasper.
Jasper still hasn't been tainted by her yet.

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>>7452512

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I think gems are cute.

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>>7452512
I'm reminded of better times

>>7452556
I think you should kill yourself.

>>7452515
Jasper's dead, anon.

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>>7452565
I think you deserve loving friends.

>>7452573
but she has already come back from the dead three times before. only the weak actually die when they are killed

>>7452600
i think you should kys too

>>7452573
>implying death can stop Jasper

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Jasper is for giving Steven confusing emotions.

>>7452507
her main goal was to get revenge on Rose, but Malachite provided a solution for her insecurities of not being strong enough and never wanting to fail the way she did during the war which made her putting revenge on hold to fuse with Lapis again make plenty of sense.

her ignoring "Rose" when he is standing right in front of her and yelling at her and then slapping "her" away is dumb and so was just saying hi to "her" and then leaving in Gem Hunt. both of those were products of lazy writing since her actions in AAS conflicting with her goals could have been avoided if they had simply made it so Jasper didn't know Steven was present on the boat, and in Gem Hunt just about anything else could have happened to make it less retarded if they hadn't literally spent the entire episode building up to jasper randomly showing up and then randomly leaving within the last minute

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>>7452342
oh god not my waifu

>>7452669
>breast
>feeding

>>7452321
Is this Zuke's fate

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>>7452811
Without a doubt

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Does anyone know any good horror podcasts?

>>7452946
http://www.killyourself.com/

>>7452922
Reported for real rape

>>7452954
wow you're better at this than i am

>>7452922
Is this Loss?

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"Hey Steven, Can I talk to you a you?"
>"Aw, of course you can Lapis, what is it?"
"I have these thoughts... About murdering Peridot, they never go away should I be worried?"

>>7453069
kill yourself

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i havent drawn in so long

is it too late for requests :(

>>7453191
Can you draw a cute Lapis?

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>>7452971

>>7453191
Peridot with her limb enhancers and Steven

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>>7453076
Do you actually read the posts you reply to?

>>7453191
Rebecca Sugar with a 25 inch cock

>>7453227
i do, lapidirtfag
kill yourself

>>7451780
I'm imagining a scenario where Lapis gets fed up with Peridot and tells her off again.

Maybe involving Jasper or something with HW.

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>>7453208
i dont really like lapis but i tried

>>7452079
rape, torture, and eating food off the ground can be considered disgusting, but it's not like that never happens under dire circumstances

>>7453297
>i dont really like lapis
We need more people like you.

>>7453191
PEARL
IN
A
FURSUIT

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>>7453297
not bad
are those meant to be eyelids tho?

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>>7453297
it looked weird w/o color
ill draw the other requests now

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>>7453257
What part of Lapis thinking about killing Peridot seems lapidot to you?

>>7453381
the part where you need to kill yourself

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>>7453222

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Are there REALLY 43 posters here? It doesn't seem like it.

>>7453493
Just woke up. And replying now makes me poster 44 probably