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[WEEKLY EPISODES STARTING IN FEBRUARY]
"The New Crystal Gems" - February 16th
>Connie helps look after Beach City while Steven is busy.
"Storm in the Room" - February 23rd
>Steven goes into his room in the temple to look for answers.
[NEW RELEASES]
>Full bomb released by CN itself! Episodes 11 to 15
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[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
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[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
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Jasper and Sapphire duel when
>>7446058
>Last thread:
>>7446065
thanks for using my OP format that I suggested but I'm not sure now was the right time to post a new thread :x
>>7446181
>Made too many typos and posted this early.
I shall go to sleep tonight.
You want to bring Jasper? But what if her buttocks get in the way?
I want to coddle blue diamond
Is this sufficient food porn, or do I need to up my A-game
>Breakfast would consist of buckwheat pancakes with apple syrup and knobs of warm salty butter, accompanied by a frothy mug of milk coffee she would sweeten until it made her teeth hurt.
>>7448073
>wrong gem
every fucking time! Why do people never look up how the gems look, those are literally the only real part of the gem
It really bothers and kind of triggers me that Yellow Diamond sang a very insulting song to Blue Diamond in an effort to "cheer her up". If I wanted to be cheered up, I would NOT choose for it to be a pun of my skin color. How this slipped past the Crewniverse AND Cartoon Network is an enigma considering that they both have been very good regarding social issues in the past.
Singing "What's the Use of Being Blue?" to a blue gem would be like me singing "What's the Use of Being Yellow" to a person of Chinese descent. Not that I'm ethnicshaming; I'm just describing a stereotype.
This sort of racial and ethnic skin-color suggestiveness should NOT be on TV, especially considering that this show influences countless children across the world.
TL;DR "What's the Use of Being Blue" is an offensive, mocking song turning a person's skin color into a "little pun"
Should I get a new tablet /sug/? This one is old and the lines get shaky sometimes but that just might be me.
I am a slut for JASPIS
>>7447352
Jasper is for longing looks into her pretty eyes
>>7449671
Yes.
>>7451133
I'm looking into them
I know people always say the ones with the screen built in are pointless but I'm looking into those as well.
Fresh cancer from tumblr/twitter!
http://pumpkindogs.tumblr.com/post/156497842634/hey-guys-i-wouldnt-reblog-from-that-one-ship
I think I lost a few braincells after I wasted time reading this.
Her heads so big and her arms are so long. One of Lapis's arms are extra thick and she is missing some of her toes
>>7454037
Longer arms mean punches hit harder.
So watch out or off model Peri will beat the shit out of you.
>>7453473
In this day and age you HAVE to keep shit to yourself on social media ESPECIALLY if you're an artist
Last thread----> >>7449762
Humans should discover mermaids
So I know most theorize the hand ships are part of some sort of giant mecha or something, but can you imagine how dumb the other ships would look? You'd need a leg ship, a head ship, a torso ship.
>>7454641
Or it is just a huge ball with a lot of hand sockets in it.
>>7447352
kill yourself
>>7454641
But the show is too lighthearted for space ship battles.
>>7454628
I wonder if you're doing it on purpose now
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/%$1%$4:orig;regexp:/(^\S{15})(\_.+)?(\(@.+\))?(\.(png|jpe?g))$/
>>7454671
Is this dolphin porn?
Jasper sometimes let's Steven suckle, if he is having trouble falling asleep.
>>7454717
>Jasper will never let you suckle to help you sleep
why live?
kill the poor
this show went down the drain the second amethyst dropped the limb enhancers in the sea t b h
>>7454760
She should be raped as punishment.
Love you /sug/
>>7454777
We can rape both, it's no problem.
are we ready to have co/sug/ back for at least the better part of february?
>>7454790
I wouldn't mind if they didn't bring /b/ teir shitposting with them
>>7454811
/b/tier shitposting isn't something from /co/.
That's just the downsides of having a general in /trash/
>>7454770
Honestly, it sickens me when people say this, or that Lapis should rape Steven or excetra.
Rape isn't funny, it damages a person, I don't know why the fuck you all think that you should make jokes about that.
>>7454822
Bend over and we'll talk about it.
>>7454822
That's great and all, but when does Lapis rape Sapphire?
>>7454822
you sound like you need a good raping to set your mind straight
>>7454085
Oh btw taking requests for images like this
>>7454822
You realise /trash/ is a secondary /b/ right?
>>7454822
>it sickens me
then you don't belong here
go away
>>7454894
>>7454822
You realize what board you're on, right? 90% of the shit here is either weird hentai or weird Western art influenced by weird hentai, and weird hentai nearly always involves rape.
Do you like vampire lapis and werewolf nipples?
>>7455168
im always a slut for werewolf nipples
does yellow diamond molest her sister?
>>7455256
me too they're pretty great
>>7455297
yes. all sisters
lapiven
>>7455373
is garbage
Does anyone have a combined version of the song played at the end of the new episodes? The creepy sounding one?
>>7455168
Does she feed on Steven alone? Or does she just not give a shit about who she drinks from?
>>7454729
To masterbate to jasper
Do you think we might have actually heard parts of the corruption song? Could it be the diamond theme combined?
Gem-Ragyou will never be canon
Why even live?
Who /marathon/ here?
>>7455445
Bismuth already did the rainbow thing
>>7455461
im not a good runner
>>7455461
I am i just got tp the episode with gregs brother. Funny stuff.
Remember when Steven Universe was all magical? But was also infinitely worse because the episode focused on Steven doing FUCKING NOTHING
>>7455518
That was nice and all, but remember when the characters were actually well written?
>>7455518
What do you meme by this?
>>7455534
>well written
i dont really ever remember a time
everytime something emotinal hapens the next episode revers them back to their shitty selfs
>>7455554
Didn't with Amethyst in season 1 headed into early season 2. She actually seemed to learn something and be a bit nicer and more understanding at the beginning of season 2, and you could look back at season 1 and see where she probably learned her lesson.
Now? You either never change, or chance spontaneously for no reason.
>>7455518
>But was also infinitely worse because the episode focused on Steven doing FUCKING NOTHING
Not in my baby season 1
Some episodes were pure shit but they were never "Sadie is performing at the talent show AND THE PROM'S TOMORROW"
>>7455577
Agreed.
Season 1's filler was bareable because the support cast was fresh and they had places they could be taken to.
Now whenever there's filler it's because IT'S FILLER.
Nothing gets achieved in the recent filler and it's only because they focus on character they struggle to make interesting anymore.
>>7455641
Sealing images from Facebook should me an instant warning.
"It's wrong Steven."
"These... humans are beasts, and you're showing romantic interest in one?"
>"But Lapis... I'm"
"There is no excuse Steven, it is not acceptable for a Rose Quartz to be attached to a Human, the Crystal Gems should have had the decency to teach you that, when you emerged."
>>7455600
>Season 1's filler was bareable because the support cast was fresh and they had places they could be taken to.
I think that's why they tried (in vain) to start producing new townies to be interesting, but at the end of the day, they failed to realize that we already have a ton of characters we're invested in. Throwing someone new in doesn't create interest, it just makes us yearn for the characters we're already invested in. The "do-nothing" episodes were bearable at first because they didn't detract from what we were actively interested in, now all we want is to see more of the gems. You'd think they could have capitalized on having the gems actively involved with the townie plots to make them more interesting, but we just get pure separation.
>>7455461
Don't live in US
>>7455817
Pretty ironic considering she's raped three gems.
mornin /sug/
hope your day goes ok
>>7455373
canon
>>7455949
It won't
Can we post more Jasper please?
>>7456024
ok
>>7456024
sure
>>7456024
Jasper is for friendship.
>>7456039
that's a weird Jasper
>>7456084
I want Jasper to knock me out
>>7456121
I want to get into a boxing match with Jasper that eventually turns into hardcore anal sex.
>>7456125
with me being bottom
Test
What happens when Jasper is released and pozz'es Steven's neghole?
>>7456132
Wait... a three way?
>>7456195
Steven is too innocent to be infected with aids.
>>7455168
4 locanon
Page 2
피냉새
Page 3
인간?
배를 다쳤구나
이대로 두면 죽겠지. 그럼 인간들이 와서 날 귀찮게 할거구
살리든 죽이든 일단 치우는 게 나을까
>>7456146
aw that's aborable
Anyone got that pic of Ruby and Sapphire parodying a anime with a carpet ride?
Anyone have any sleepy gems, greentext or images?
>>7456322
>>7456322
>>7456322
Sleepy Jaspearl
>>7455762
We've seen this before. Wait 'till she does something new.
what if gems did vidya gamys
>>7456379
Peridot would be the ultimate try hard who outdoes everyone without effort out of sheer nerdiness... she'd play shit like Civ and Halo.
Pearl would suck hard and play shit like tetris exclusively.
Lapis would not care and play dating sims and visual novels.
Amethyst would go nuts with over the top sandbox meme games.
Garnet would kick the ass at everything with future vision but exclusively play rhythm games.
Steven would be relatively decent at games and would play old school platformers and RPGs.
Jasper would be terrible but play fighting games exclusively.
>>7456432
The reason Jasper would be terrible is because she'd break the controller every damn time she attempts a move.
>>7456322
Sleepy lapiven
Who wants to bet the next Steven Bomb will be "accidentally" released way ahead of schedule? It's been happening over and over for past few Bombs.
>>7456481
Doesn't matter if we want it or not, it'll happen. I'm fully expecting The New Crystal Gems to leak sometime this week.
>>7456322
>>7456379
i want to play vidya gamys with ame
Lapis ___
>>7456593
died
>>7456593
fucks other blue sluts
>>7454822
rape
>tfw degenerates reblog your art
>tfw degenerate
>they reblog my art
>>7456646
Where??
>>7456737
it's in the wind and in the air
it's a part of your body and soul
>>7454660
oy veeeey, dis int kosha!
>Zuke wanted to recreate the experience of a growing queer relationship
>she never had a relationship
>>7456777
>Trying to recreate something you've never experienced
Why
>>7456777
it's like those tumblrs that pretend to be yaoi boys for so long they go full tranny man homosexual
>>7456777
>>Zuke wanted to recreate the experience of a growing queer relationship
They skipped the whole fucking "growing" part
>>7456807
But they grow vegetables together, see? So it's a "growing" queer relationship.
>>7456777
And it shows.
>further proof she is self-absorbed and self-inserts to the extreme
>>7456593
FLAPIS
>>7456839
I just imagined Zuke making that pun and got so angry I had an aneurysm thanks
>>7456793
She forced her hand through these characters to attain what she could not in reality.
Also, I like how she called herself gay 50 times a day and dropped that like a hot potato.
I will probably cum quite hard very soon. Want to thank you for being a charm as always, /sug/. Hope you explode yourself sweetie.
>>7456901
why does /ftt/ keep leaking
>>7456777
I still don't like the way she uses "queer". I'm not against gay relationships, but Zuke basically makes it sound like something is automatically good if it involves homosexuality. Just say:
>I wanted to create a healthy/good/romantic relationship
Sounds less forced and most of us would be smart of enough to see that relationship happen to be gay. I assume the Crewniverse would like to see a world where all is equal to one another etc. but I don't think you will create that by keep treating something like homosexuality etc. as something special.
More importantly before creating a relationship we should at least get to know the characters involving this relationship, but now we know one half and the other is poorly developed and written whenever Zuke writes her.
>>7456916
>why does /ftt/ keep leaking
Oh anon
>>7456923
I'm sure she was using gay or lesbian when she still considered herself such while she was still a boarder, but now that's she's nonbinary and "queer", she's going to claim it's that instead now.
>>7456777
SAVAGE
>>7457011
basically, these days, gay and lesbian aren't cool and progressive enough terms. to be an ((((((((((ally))))))))) you have to use terms like queer and nonbinary
>>7456923
>Zuke tried to do her own thing, patting herself on the back for her perceived bravery
>the Barn Mates situation is now regarded as the weakest point of the show and a detriment to the characters involved
i hope the queer meme ends soon. it's uncomfortable
>>7456923
Besides, "queer" is just a buzzword for "I'm speshul" at this point. The only people who use it for their sexuality are old-fashioned gay men and people who think their current sexuality isn't "cool" and "quirky" enough.
>>7455949
kill yourself
>>7456349
kill yourself
>>7457078
And Zuke is maximum quirky. She comfortably self-inserts as memedot after all.
Also have a pearlhog
>>7457087
Well, she has to self-insert, since noone else will insert themselves into Zuke.
>>7457111
>>7457111
>111
You fiend.
>>7457111
>>7457061
I'd have preferred if they simply did little with Lapis until they wanted to do her arc later, like what was probably planned. Now Zuke gave her this dissonant personality that makes her seem characterless and made a forced nonsensical ship, which probably won't fix either character until S5, if ever.
kek
Does anyone remember what date Zuke made the UPROOTED post? Maybe we can predict which episode the uprooting is going to happen in.
>>7457164
no fuck jesus christ dont you fucking dare REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7457164
I hope the crew dosn't see this
>>7457164
OH SHEEEET
Time for someone at CN to wake up, have a good laugh and than send the cease and desist letter
>>7457164
pearl would consider a fascist state completely logic and justified
>>7457164
What happened in 1988?
>amedots hate her because she memed their ship
>lapisfags hate her because she ruined lapis
>lapidots should hate her because she fucked up the simplest ship
>pearlfags should hate her for memeing pearl and giving her a notRose gf
>jasperfags hate her for making her a cuck
how can you defend her
>>7457164
>Goodbye white pride
>Right below it is an anti-racism
>>7457216
literally the worst organism to ever exist, remind me why she just doesnt an hero?
>>7457197
>Pearl met Hitler on several occasions
>Pearl used gem tech to discover innate differences between Aryans and Jewish biologies
>Pearl taught German generals infantry tactics from the Gem war
>The Third Reich falls prematurely when Amethyst uses a map of Operation Barbarossa as a napkin before in the garbage, allowing it to fall in to the hands of a Russian spy, thus prompting the USSR to invade Germany prematurely
>>7457236
Well they'd argue that it isn't racist because blah blah blah power blah blah you can't be racist to white people kill all whites black lives matter
>>7457164
>>7457277
I hate what the civil rights and social justice moments have become. I have long since stopped supporting these insane demands and just wish they would relize how monstrous they have become.
>>7457306
haha, that would require some semblance of self awareness.
>>7457256
WWII didn't happened on SU world anon. but pearl would totally approve a gem only government to prevent humans to hurt themselves and the others. even if that implied to limit their liberties and monitoring them constantly
>>7457320
>WWII didn't happened on SU world anon
Seriously?
>>7457333
was confirmed by one of the crew on twitter IIRC
>>7457320
>WWII didn't happened on SU world anon.
Doesn´t need to.
>Hitler never invades Czechoslovakia due to gems teaching him about alien tech and tactics
>No guarantee on Poland
>No Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty
>USSR invades Germany in Poland
>Czechs use the chance to recapture the Sudetenland
>the Allies quickly launch an attack into the Rheinland
>Germany collapses within a month
>Poland is moved a bit east
>>7457320
>literally a rebellious Pearl
>made to be a slave so holds freedom as her utmost priority
>le nazi pearl XD
Sometimes I wonder how you people have brains
>>7457164
would I be wrong in thinking that facism is just a system and hating it is like hating the dewey decimal system? Like, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with it, right? It's just super easy to fall into corruption and stuff, I think.
>>7457333
Also the planet is slightly different.
(A chunk of Asia not being there is slightly.)
>>7457343
Oh wow what a lazy way to do it. Of course the only way for the premise of this show to make sense, aliens learning from humans how to love and be compassionate, would only work if humans aren't really human.
>>7457348
memeing aside, why do all these scenarious involve hitler? gems were on earth for 5000 years, they saw every empire rise and fall, why wouldnt they choose the aztecs or some shit?
>>7457366
It's just like communism, it would work if leaders weren't inherently selfish and evil
>>7457380
Because Hitler had a plan for a genocide on a scale never heard of before. He was going to have ~100 million people in Eastern Europe starved, killed, or displaced and Replaced with Aryans.
Plus, he definitely had the best plan of them all.
>>7457380
>why wouldnt they choose the aztecs or some shit?
the aztecs were pretty awful, all things considered
besides, nazi germany is funny
>>7457457
im not convinced, there were plenty of genocidal maniacs well before hitler. i think this is just using pearl for their nazi fantasies and trying to justify it
>>7457568
Yes, but none of them were quite like Hitler in their insanity.
do you have a pro trump su art (not photoshop)?
>think I have a small penis
>measure it
>it's actually 7 inches
This is the best day of my life
>>7457639
>>7457647
Put it in my ass
>>7457216
No sane person would, but then again you won't find a lot of those on Tumblr.
Hey, this is sound fag here, I've begun work on a new ep, featuring remixes from SU, thanks to your lovely suggestions I will have 5 songs out for you all soon. The album will be titled "Beat City". And will hopefully be out by some time in febuary.
You can listen to the first song here
https://soundcloud.com/erbsnspices/never-be-ready
I'll see you guys soon. Please make other suggestions aswell
>>7457639
Boom!
I wish the other boarders could draw as well as Zuke
>>7457739
Comfy
>>7457380
The Holocaust is stronger in our memory because it was systemic, came at a time of unprecedented information flow and was a convenient way for the Allies to present themselves as the good guys. Compare it to the Congo Free State which probably killled more but preceeded widespread usage of radio, film and television, and served as a pretty strong condemnation of colonialism at a time where most of the great European powers benefitted greatly from colonialism and thus had a reason to deliberately sweep it under the rug.
>>7457639
>>7457647
if you're under 9 inches you can not pleasure women
>>7457821
Must suck to be you
>>7457647
>he uses his penis
>>7455461
don't have a tv, but my school has xfinity. Letting my computer run in the background while i finish up homework
>>7457739
nice
What hobbies do (you) have?
I build legos.
>>7457895
software dev, don't really have anything decent I've made though
Used to play music before college
>>7457913
Kill yourself
>>7457913
kys
I finally found the Jasper figure for a decent price, got it in the mail and somehow lost it within 24 hours
kill me /sug/
>>7457922
>>7457926
no :^)
>>7457895
writing and arting and farting and hating myself
>>7457368
Oh shit, they nuked China
>>7457895
aspiring drawfag and game dev. finished drawing on the right side of the brain and doing keys to drawing now, working through invent with python
>>7457895
Drawing and Vidya.
I also do music, but that's not a hobby.
>>7457934
kill yourself lapidirt
>>7456238
>>7457930
how could you be so irresponsible
>>7457934
have a nice day, you have good taste
>>7457951
I don't know! I had her on my shelf... then ??????
The only thing I can think is that I had her in my hand then went to do something and set her down somewhere really weird and/or she fell down somewhere that I haven't looked
Jasper would be so disgusted with me
>>7457949
lapis is a retarded vampire if she can't smell the difference between human blood and dog blood
>>7457895
Vidya, hiking and bird watching. I draw and sometimes paint a bit for relaxation.
>>7457951
crunchy cheetos are garbage, if you're getting the cheese ones get puffs
hot cheetos are superior in every way though
>>7457937
> China
>>7455762
What's wrong with any of that? I know she's a 'special snowflake' type, but nothing she's bringing up in that image is wrong
>>7457895
Art, music, masturbating, reading
>>7457978
>Hot Cheetos are superior in every way
Found that Black Kid from High School
>>7457958
have you checked inside your ass?
>>7457236
Now we just need a white guy punching a black guy saying "good night black pride" to even the score.
>>7457986
>but nothing she's bringing up in that image is wrong
Even though you're right, don't forget where you are, anon.
>>7457236
Yeah, putting one race above others is racism bfd. Racism is counter-productive to human progress, and by the decree of the God-Emperor, we need to focus our hate on the Xenos and mutants, not ourselves.
>>7458006
I'll have my buttler check there later
>>7457983
>Russia
>>7458012
But that's a real quick road to giving white supremacists and actual nazis safe quarter, and I'm a red-blooded American born to hit Nazis until they stop being alive.
>>7455762
>implying the Crusades were bad
>>7457986
i think zukefags are trying to make her into the new storyboarder that it's cool to rip on because they're tired of people rightfully making fun of zuke and want to direct attention somewhere else
or it could just be trumpfags who don't like her because she doesn't like trump
>>7458039
Nah I make fun of Amber a lot but I'd take her over Zuke any day
>>7455762
>spends every waking moment bitching about capitalism
>uses apple
every time
>>7457986
>but nothing she's bringing up in that image is wrong
Are you genuinely retarded
>>7458039
Zuke was a tiresome bore when she pushed her shipping into other people's faces, true enough. I'm sad because she made a couple of the best episodes, but her endless lapidot pushing and cringey snowflakiness makes me kind of relieved that she is moving on. Also, because it needs to be shouted from every rooftop, fuck Trump, and fuck Nazis. I almost got turned on by that toad-faced prick getting decked in the face and then crying like a bitch.
>>7457986
whats wrong? spewing and spreading her bullshit '''''opinions'''' thereby helping create hysteria? taking comfort that were not in the middle ages? how is that not overreactionary bullcrap?
>>7458066
>it needs to be shouted from every rooftop, fuck Trump, and fuck Nazis
>>7458066
its a 'you have a different political views therefore youre a nazi' episode
>people who trash Amber
Go away, she likes brute Jasper and that's all that matters
>>7458119
The tide is rising, and you can sit and laugh at admittedly shittily-dressed idiots all you want but the revolution is literally just around the corner.
>>7455762
>Crusades sucked
>what were the Barbary pirates
>what was the Umayyad invasion of Iberia and Ottoman invasion of the Balkans
>>7458162
being a fag of a character is what leads to ruining the character
>>7458163
I honestly can't wait for these gaggles of faggots to start their "revolution" so their numbers can begin to be culled. Right now the police are holding back too much.
>>7453473
>floweyfanclub
Oh my god.
>>7458066
>I almost got turned on by that toad-faced prick getting decked in the face and then crying like a bitch.
Wouldn't that also make you a nazi?
>>7458163
>the revolution is literally just around the corner.
you bet your ass it is
>>7458163
>>7458163
gee, i wonder who will win, bunch of obese snowflakes and queers or people with guns
>>7458183
Someone draw Jasper abusing Amber in some way. I don't care how.
>>7458230
oh man, is the police getting involved?
>it's another "/sug/ talks politics" thread
w h e n
>>7458247
>implying not all trump supporters are gun nuts
>>7457775
kek
>>7458259
why don't we talk about that show Steven uinvers
>>7457775
If it wasn't for the water wings then you wouldn't even be able to tell that's supposed to be Lapis.
>>7458259
thank you for posting sapphire's cute face
i love her and want to kiss her feet
>>7458262
if that was the case it'd be fun to watch
where can I tune in to see this deathmatch?
>>7458259
kinda hard to avoid when so many of the show crew are dipping their hand in the shit plus its hiatus
>>7458286
sapphy a cute
>>7457895
Sound fag checking in, music producing, is my lot
>>7458291
i think that if/when it happens it will be aired on all tv stations
>>7458315
what a surprise
>>7457895
piano/guitar/singing, vidya, drawing occasionally
>>7458337
I'm full of surprises
>>7458259
No one knows more about politics than autists obsessed with a cartoon
Which gem make Stevens heart flutter?
>>7458370
Spoken like a true faggot
Does anyone have an "on all levels" edit for pearl
>>7458376
N/A
>>7458376
Pearl, he blushed around her in the extended op
>>7458261
OOOOO the anon who talks to you is not here oooooo
>>7458261
S O O N
>>7458376
Jasper.
Oh yeah.
>>7458376
speaking of heart, wouldnt it be interesting to dissect him and see how everything works inside him? is the gem connected to the organs? does it just sit on his belly button internally?
>>7458430
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any organs.
It's just the gem keeping him alive.
>>7458430
>internally
fuck, i mean externally
>floweyfanclub/lapis-looisly harassing and "calling out" more artists
U G H
>>7458456
Lazooli should be a striybaorder.
>>7458450
pretty sure we have several instances of steven being hungry, cant be hungry without organs
>>7458456
Friendly reminder.
>>7458476
BALD!!!!
>>7458468
Hungry is just a sensation in your mind. He's never known anything besides being human so if he believes that he needs to eat then he'll feel hungry. He's shown that he doesn't really need to breathe on multiple occasions.
>>7450040
>>7454037
>>7454628
>>7454971
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>>7455303
>>7455373
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>>7455961
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>>7458468
i still wonder if maybe he doesn't need to eat but because of his human habits his craving for food makes him hungry but he wont suffer from long periods of not eating.
>>7458499
but he still does need to breathe
>>7458504
>>7458476
>that hairdo
GUYS
>>7458512
I think two visits to the upper levels of the atmosphere and being in space with no source of oxygen would say otherwise.
>>7458504
whats the theme, do you hate lapis or something
Who is helping Stevens unhealthy eating habits?
If they keep overfeeding him he'll become even more of a little fatty.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12227854
Just to get this out of the way
>>7458527
>being in space
he was dying there
Pure Friendship!
>>7458376
Probably Peridot, I mean Steven took her in from the bottom of his heart, and defended her from getting shattered time after time. If that isn't love, I don't know is what love is.
>>7458430
I'd imagine he has blood vessels going too and from his gem, it's not a "needed" organ, but if you pull it out, you're breaking his circulatory system. It would also explain how he can heal shattered gems (with his blood)
>>7458540
as seen in too many birthdays, its all his state of mind. most of the time hes content being a little pudgy shit
>>7458552
Not really, and if he was then it was from the cold. He would have died a lot sooner from that whole no oxygen thing if he actually needed it.
>>7458416
kill yourself
>>7458544
is centrist the closest to decent rational human being?
>>7458579
No, it's the closest thing to being a stupid piece of shit who's afraid to take a stance on anything while having an inflated sense of self-worth because of it. So that should suit you by the sound of things.
>>7458571
you know space isn't cold don't you fucking do this to me
>>7458559
Why doesn't Steven care about Jasper? I'm going to cry and put Steven at the bottom of the gem sorter
>>7458608
Steven does care about Jasper.
He dreams about her every night.
>>7458596
Centrist doesn't mean not taking a stance, it means having a mix of both liberal and conservative ideas.
The word I think you're looking for is apolitical.
>>7458504
who?
>>7458596
hold on with the accusations kiddo, im not good with political lingo. how do you call someone with left opinions on some matters and right on other matters?
>>7458579
No, that's ancap
>>7458632
Ha!
>>7458608
He probably does, but you've got to be careful. She wants him to face trial on Homeworld. Not to mention she wants the Gems dead. I'm sure when she is redeemed(TM) they'll be quartz big sister / little brother
>>7458605
I'll just take it from your deflection and attempt at trying to establish that you're "just pretending to be retarded" that you have nothing else to say to try and back up your claim. Buh-bye then
>>7458628
But does he take action?
>>7458637
>>7458608
kys
>>7458658
She's corrupted. She's out of her misery in the bubble. And Steven won't let her out until he cures her corruption.
>>7458680
kys
>>7458559
p u r e
>>7458651
kill yourself
>>7458693
kys
Does Steven dream about regular Jasper or Dogsper?
>>7458736
kys
>>7446058
Not one lewd mention of cock, dick, futa, or Steven taking it from a Gem has been mentioned in this thread, which is older than twelve hours.
I'm so proud of you all.
>>7458504
CAREFUL NOW
[spoiler]Damn shame Graham Lineham caught twatteritis[/spoiler]
>>7458737
I know he has his father's exotic taste in women, but he has standards. He probably pictures Jasper in lingirie, hapilly drinking. Or maybe I'm just a retard?
so the only dual-fusion between the main 6 gems that i can't find a motif for is Steven/Rose×Jasper. Which makes perfect sense, considering Jasper fucking hated Steven/Rose, but we'll have to wait to see how she is post-redemption, in a casual setting, to get a theme, which sucks.
Its a good thing that Stevens gem doesn't project his dreams as he sleeps.
Imagine all the lewd things he dreams of
>>7458791
a boy on the cusp of manhood cant spend all day whackering
>>7458784
He imagines her looking like an Amazon warrior who just wants to dominate him.
>>7458737
Regular Jasper.
Sometimes he dreams of Dogsper, but that's only in nightmares.
It feels like it was just yesterday.
>>7458790
I'd love to find d out that Jasper and Rose were sister-in-arms, and where as Jasper was Loyal, Rose founded the CG. Maybe even after the rebellion, Jasper always wished she went with her friend.
>>7458791
He probably has dreams of Pearl moving on from Rose, Ammy gaining some self-confidence and the gems singing koombyyah
>>7458737
kys
>>7458767
get in pussy, were making /trash/ great again
>>7458835
jasper was made during the war fucking retardo
>>7457895
Coin collecting
And shitpost
>>7458835
Is it early 2016 again?
>>7458784
>in lingerie
The perfect blend of housewife and house pet
>>7458652
what?
i mean i was ready to back myself up, but okay, bye bitch
>>7458849
kys
>>7458790
Do you mean a musical theme...?
Steven was build for heavy-duty hugs and cuddles.
Do you think Steven feels soft to hug?
Also no I am not Lapis
>>7458902
kys
>>7458881
>sometimes I dress up my dog in my sister's clothes and pretend it's my sister when I fuck it. does this make my dog a role player? chat spam 123kappa
>>7458914
Only one gem can deliever the heavy duty hugs he needs
one more day guys, who's excited
>>7458929
Is it Jasper?
Do you think indexer is secretly a romantic? Does he like sappy dinners, and loving looks?
>>7458504
careful now
>>7458931
nobody because we've already seen these episodes
>>7458950
PUCKER UP ROWZE
>>7458929
Big old water wings do the trick.
What d you call the weird Lapis face
>>7458914
>Gems need heat and pressure to form when they are underground.
>Steven needs heat and pressure (Warm hugs from family.) to form (grow up)
What does it mean?
>>7458962
Lapis
>>7458924
Yes..no....no.yes
>>7458962
Whale penis
>>7458914
Lapis wants to hug Steven so badly because after centuries of being trapped in a mirror Steven was the first person she touched he's soft and warm and a lonely gem like her is desperate for contact she probably treasures every time she gets to feel Stevens skin.
>>7458962
>>7458964
>CL
I might, unironically, going to Chui in a few weeks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chu%C3%AD
I'll send something if I find it.
>>7458962
This one?
It's your regular reaction from Lapis.
>>7458988
YUes this one what dyou call it
>>7458993
You should unironically kill yourself.
>>7458993
>actually going to brazil
are you retarded anon
>>7458993
Fate works in mysterious ways
>>7458950
You know Steven has very kissable lips....
>>7459014
Whale penis
>>7459014
I'm not sure what you mean, anon, this is just her normal Lapis face
>>7458881
this is kind of hot.
>>7458596
Being a centrist is not the same as not taking a stance you dumbass, and it is in fact the only reasonable position given that right-wing and left-wing have taken on meanings that go far beyond any single philosophy and identifying yourself as part of either means you're an idiot who admits to a completely arbitrary and senseless bias. Unless you want to tell me what the general line of thought is that leads to being both pro-life and anti-gun control
>>7459037
>>7458981
Lapis imprinted on Steven and now thinks he's like her caretaker, one day he will adopt her.
>>7458981
If she ever got to cuddle with Steven she would Refuse to let go for hours.
>>7459030
So is caLl nrmal Lapis face?
>>7459030
That's sweet. But how will lStwvsn look after her?
>>7459081
You're not the mom of me
>>7459057
Whale penis
>>7459022
Connie please leave, Steven is for gem cuddles
>>7459044
>identifying yourself as part of either means you're an idiot who admits to a completely arbitrary and senseless bias
>>7459090
WE NEED MORE LIKE THIS BUT WITH HOTTER ANIMALS!
>>7459094
completely missing the point: the post
>>7458909
No, more like a visual/design theme, or an aesthetic. Pretty much every fusion has one (except for Alexandrite and the corrupted quartz fusion), like Opal being an Indian Goddess, Sardonyx being a magician, Rainbow Quartz being an 80s dancer/gymnast, etc. So when I search for fanfusion art, once of the main qualities I look for are these visual ideas, because otherwise it just looks like a mash-up of the 2 gems.
So far, I have themes to headcanon for nearly every dual-fusion between the main 6 gems (Steven/Rose, Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, and Jasper), but the only one that eludes me is Steven/Rose×Jasper. Part of it's because Jasper fucking hates Rose, part of it's because we haven't seen Jasper in a casual setting, and part of it's because Steven fusions seem like they won't lend to we'll to expressing these aesthetics since clothing-wise, it's literally just his clothes stretched over the other gems clothes. Pic related is probably the closest to how they'd look (aside from skin/gem color possibly), and there's no real theme there.
>>7459094
>still not understanding what a centrist is after being told twice
>using a meme as an argument
w e w
>>7458993
cê brasiliero
>>7459097
>hotter
>animals
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh..........
>>7459097
whi- which animals do you count as being hot?
In having Steven, Rose created a cuddle toy so soft, so lovable and pudgy, so empathetic. That all gems who come in contact with him, can't help but want him as their own.
Truly a weapon to evil for any gem to use.
>>7458993
LI CHA CHA CHUI CHUI
>>7459124
Fuck off with your monkey language
>>7459107
>even less shapely than smoky quartz
Nahhhh they would be hot like Stevonnie
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY STEVEN!
>>7459124
Nah, just going to Brasil to see some relatives, and I might pass through Chui.
>>7459133
In having you, your parents created a disappointment.
>>7459126
>>7459132
COME ON GUYS
>>7459133
Soon there will be wars thought over who gets to adopt Steven.
Gem kind will never be the same.
>>7459158
>the flag is blue and green
Ebin
>>7459162
okay, i dont agree, but i see your point.
>>7459133
Too bad homeworld gems came 14 years late to the party
>>7459142
BANG BANG CARALHO
>>7459097
I SECOND!
>>7459202
WHICH ANIMAL IS YOUR TOP PICK?
>>7459094
>>7459133
I remember a while back there was a great thread about Steven getting cloned and all of his clones were now part of homewrold society.
But thanks to Stevens cute loving nature homeworld starts to chill out as even the Diamonds dont want to go to war anymore if ir means upsetting there Stevens.
>>7459162
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............
>>7459185
>Just after the molestation
>>7459225
Now, Pearl and Steven have a healthy gem-hybrid relationship, without non-consent stuff allowed
I want to roll lappy around on deck
>>7459107
Maybe they could be a sort of street punk with a heart of gold.
The kind who would break your face, but then fix it immediately afterwards.
>That SU thread on /pol/
Why you guys didn't say anything?
>>7459245
I wonder if the gems even know what there doing is wrong seeing how there laws are different then Earth's.
But then again maybe they just dont care.
>there are people who actually think Jasper will get redeemed
>>7459292
kys
Anyone else want to see Steven rescue an abused Pearl?
I want to see Steven, telling the Pearl that she is free to choose, and she has no master, as ours watches and sheds a tear because Steven takes after his mother.
>>7459277
/pol/ has proven time and time again that its full of SU fags
>>7459292
>there are people who think jasper won't get redeemed
>>7459176
Actually it's predominantly green and yellow
>>7458914
>shoes
Who the fuck is this? Pearl? Why is she blue?
>>7459311
Not the Brazil flag, the chuí flag
believe in yourself
>>7459324
hugg peridoodle
>>7458857
But I'm the guy who wrote that story about Steven taking it from all the Gems. Is it really okay for me to get in?
>>7459292
I am a believer
Who's getting healed first boys, Jasper or Centipeetle?
>>7459212
ANY! JUST GET ON IT! SO I CAN GET OFF TO IT!
>>7459324
Kill yourself
>May your next day, be as swole as Jasper's build.
>>7459283
>Fusion with other gems was shunned on homeworld.
>Why would we stop now with some silly human laws?
>>7459324
>>7459306
I can see Jasper being uncorrupted, but I can't picture a way to make her not hate the CGs. Or the gems tolerating her. They have no reason to.
>>7459358
>>7459353
>>7459340
Does it matter which one?
It'll be someone for ******** regardless.
>>7459340
Yeah, it's totally going to be that retarded piece of shit who refused help and can't get past thinking of Steven as Rose instead of the one that's had two episodes dedicated toward building up her eventual healing. Stupid jasperfag
>>7459340
Centi.
But unlike Jasper, she looks great when semi-corrupted
>>7459340
I want it to be Jasper but it will probably be Peetle, it makes more sense thematically.
>>7459334
a few shocks can fix your brain, dont worry anon.
What gem would look best in a virgin-killer sweater?
>You're going to give me the Cookie Cats, Rose or I'm going to make Peridot squeel.
>>7459340
It would be fair if Centi gets healed first, but I think he'll try with Jasper because it's secondhand corruption and might not be as hard to heal.
>>7459340
Jasper, or bad things will happen
>>7459379
It's okay butthurt Centifag, once Jasper is half healed they'll go back to Centipeetle's crew ship, half heal her, and then Jasper and Nephrite can get married ala fangs of love
>>7459399
What bad things? Jasperfag uprising?
>>7459390
Jasper, a semen demon even in a moomoo
>>7459277
>the Canadian dude freaking out about the Pearl+ garnet dance scene
Top quality thread
>>7459384
but werewolf Jasper is prime Jasper
>>7459245
What if he's dead and can't consent
>>7459432
Nice fanfictions and headcanons.
>>7459414
You mean a beta uprising?
I would like to see that
>>7459277
Link
>>7459435
Why are you so angry
>>7459426
There's always freaked out about those scenes.
But right now it's just /sug/ with flags.
>>7459444
>>>/pol/109862197
>>7459446
Why are you so retarded?
>jasperfag
Oh right
>>7459379
Yeah, actually. That's exactly what's going to happen, and you're an idiot if you think Sugar's plan is the one that makes more sense.
>>7459107
kill yourself
>>7459460
>Hardcore wannabe National Socialists / fascists enjoy a soft show and show some actually likable qualities.
Isn't that a trope of Character Building?
>>7459460
As long as you believe it then that's all that matters.
>>7459459
Are you mad that Centipeetle has even less of a character than Jasper, or that crew members never draw Centipeetle because they give even less of a shit about her than they do Jasper
>>7459455
>shipping, porn, uprooting jokes
I didn't know /trash/ /sug/ switched boards
>>7459503
>Are you mad
No, that's your retarded waifu's shtick.
>>7459503
Jasper is an eyesore and an earsore, unlike Peetle.
>>7459521
>>7459531
there there it will be okay, centipeetle will still be happy with her centifriends while Jasper gets her redemption arc
>>7459517
We're breaking the conditioning
>>7459564
Jasper isn't coming back.
Centipeetle is easy to access and won't be a threat when healed.
>>7459564
I can't decide if Jasper should be Steven's mommy or his wife. Either way, there will be breastfeeding
>>7459578
Her milk probably has no nutriotal value, and is constantly sour.
>Steven gets abducted.
>What do the gems do? and how do they react?
>>7459576
Is that you Sapphirefag, didn't you call people retarded for thinking Jasper wasn't coming back and that you thought the Hibiscus meant Jasper was getting redeemed in the bomb that CN ended up leaking
>>7459578
Jasper's milk is high in protein and has all of the essential vitamins and minerals for a growing boy.
>>7459592
I don't think it works that way. Even so, Steven is so sweet the interior of his mouth will counteract sourness
>>7459620
I'm not the retard who was spamming the "THE FLOWER MEANS SOMETHING" shitpost.
The irony of that was the flower was the least important thing about the bomb.
>>7459610
>>7459610
Same idea as the recent bomb, but will use force if they have to, will get as many allies as possible.
[spoiler]Peri and Lapis will still be told to guard beach city[/spoiler]
>>7459610
>Lapis and Pearl snap and go on a rampage to wherever in the cosmos Steven is.
>Garnet keeps level headed and organise a plan to use Sapphire to infiltrate said place.
>Amathyst is heartbroken, but follows Garnet in her plan.
>Peridot joins in, posing as an Enginner to board HW ships.
>Eventually they meet, and Garnet, Ammy and Peridot have to snap Lapis and Pearl out of their murderous rage.
>>7459628
WHY DO YOUR DRAWINGS LOOK SO SOFT
I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL
>>7459664
>>Lapis and Pearl snap and go on a rampage to wherever in the cosmos Steven is.
Terrifying Renegade Pearl and planet-killer Lapis going on a violent rampage? I'd watch that.
>>7459646
OMG
REKT
>THE RETARD
>>7459628
>human Lapis
kys
>>7459646
I don't have receipts, I just remember you making sure everyone knew you were Sapphirefag, and that "even [you] knew Jasper was getting redeemed in the upcoming bomb"
>>7459359
Jasper is literally Vegeta. Maybe with a little bit of Guts in there, but mostly Vegeta.
And Vegeta wasn't truly redeemed until the Buu saga. He just stuck around because he had nowhere else to go and there were much bigger threats.
>>7459664
I want to see Pearl cut up homeworld gems just like in the answer. I suspect gems that aren't elite gen 1 gems or fusions will get easily swept aside by Pearl.
As homeworld is running out of resources, its likely the majority of homeworld troops are not even that strong.
>>7459610
>What do the gems do?
How should I know if they are the ones abducting him
>>7459664
>Then it turns out Steven just went to the big doughnut.
>>7459706
I bet you think she's not coming back in Gem Harvest phucking phaggot
>>7459689
Jasper is not just one DBZ character, she is the Vegeta, Napa, Raditz, and Broly fusion dummy
>>7459717
She didn't.
INDEXER POSTED ON /POL/
HE HAS AN ITALIAN FLAG
>>7459723
HOPAL FOR O/POL/!!!!!!!
i feel like we'd see bismuth again before we saw jasper
>>7459715
Those crazy gems.
>Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.
Never realized how many of you are probably niggers/spics
We need to build a wall
>>7459723
this has been known for actual centuries
>>7459739
LARGE METAPHORICAL BARRIER
>>7459723
Indexer likes Pasta and Veniccian boat rides.
You can play hard to get Indy, but your heart will be mine.
>I'm going you crystal faggots and I'm taken my shota with me.
>>7459706
Are you talking about me? I spammed this because I thought the Hibiscus meant the bomb was going to be about Pink Diamond and that she was going to be revealed to love the Earth, and I was also hoping for a flashback with Jasper. The flower does have significance, it is PD's symbol.
The /pol/ thread is over
why continue life?
>>7459723
We already knew he was italian dumb newfag
>>7459766
<posts the pic where naked Steven is charging directly at Jasper>
The shota has spoken. Shatter yourself.
>>7459777
Good point, kill yourself
>>7459777
We reorganise and plan the attack on /co/ tomorrow.
STEVEN UNIVERSE CONFIRMED DEAD SOON
>>7459777
trips say you should kys
also last post is a hamber comic
>>7459803
>when you can't index because OP's pic is its highest file size
Wouldn't it be funny if Lapis pulled Stevens gem out of his belly and wore it as Jewellery?
>>7459823
>Ratings aren't coming back
GEE, WITH CN LEAKING THE EPISODES WHAT'D YOU FUCKING EXPECT?
>>7459823
Welp.
>>7459766
Fuck off Lapis, why won't you make your own water shota and let us be
>>7459843
REMINDER TO WATCH THE EPISODES STARTING TOMORROW JANUARY 3RD BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
>>7459823
Season 4 has 8 episodes or so to redeem itself. Would suck if the show had to end on such a shitty note. Season 5 will probably be the last one.
>>7459832
>pretending hamber is definitive proof that /freak/s are cancer
>>7459823
>season 6 isn't coming
>jasperdemption season not coming
>jasper really isn't getting redeemed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that "fucking niggers" felt really good desu
It's been a while
>>7459823
>had
>was
>were
why are they writing in past tense?
>>7459823
Amber has already hinted that they know when the show is going to be finished by.
The better Jasper.
>>7459823
i can do that too
>>7459920
Or that's when she plans to seek other jobs.
>>7459931
>Zuke was| let go
>>7459823
FUCK
SOURCE NOW
>>7459946
shit, ive been had, ill kys shortly
>>7459823
So is there any context or source at all here? Otherwise it's hard to get anything from it
>>7459931
Aw man, I wish that was in the article and that Rebecca called her out for being a retarded piece of shit too
>http://www.universityherald.com/articles/62756/20170128/steven-universe-finally-returns-weekly-episode-starting-feb-10-stevenbomb.htm
>>7459823
http://www.universityherald.com/articles/62756/20170128/steven-universe-finally-returns-weekly-episode-starting-feb-10-stevenbomb.htm
source
So how do you think the SU world would look like?
>>7459974
>I was over a minute late
I shall end myself now
>>7459940
Only Zuke is retarded enough to give up a job working on a popular cartoon. Amber probably knows she will be leaving aroun 2018 because her storyboards will not be needed anymore by that time, meaning the show will be finishing soon after she is done
>>7459963
>university herald
literally who
>actually linking a pirated episode on youtube
holy shit really?
also no source on the statements about becky
>>7459974
This article is a total mess desu. And in any case it seems to conclude that the show isn't cancelled after all. So... yay?
I mean it's not like we're all expecting it to go past season 5 anyway right?
if the crew are still boarding then I cant see the show ending in less than 2 years, even if they announced cancellation.
>>7459931
>mfw the halloween party comic actually is true
>>7460026
J A S P E R D E M P T I O N S E A S O N I S S E A S O N S I X
>>7460026
Season 6 was confirmed Jasperdemption season though.
>>7460055
lel
haha i hate
>>7460055
Brushy brushy.
>Public hsir sticking out.
Sinfully, how can the CGs let her around like that?
>>7460055
Steven and Jasper have a beautiful reciprocal relationship. Steven brushes her long hair, and Jasper gives him subsistence.
>>7459992
if they won't be done boarding until the end of 2017/sometime in 2018 then we still have at least a season or two to go before the show actually ends
>>7460115
i choose to believe that when becky said she wanted 5 seasons for su she meant 52 episodes per season like season 1
>>7460055
>>7460095
I just want Jasper to breastfeed Steven once before the show ends, is that really too much to ask for?
>>7460136
Denial is bliss.
>>7460154
i mean thats right, but is there evidence to the contrary?
If breastfeeding time
Starts to feel like a test
You may now be wondering
If breastfeeding, really is best?
If your fussy breastfed baby
Is driving you up the wall
You may feel as if, it's not worth it at all!
Your little one needs the immunity
And protection,
That comes with Pink Diamond's
Awesome design and all knowing direction.
It could be that your milk is flowing
Too fast or way too slow
And fussing is the only way
For your baby to let you know
It could be that your baby
Is growing so fast
That he feels miserable
Just wait for the growth spurt to pass
So try to explore
The reasons for the fuss
Breastfeeding is quite rewarding
It really is a must
In the end
It will be worth all the fuss
>>7460141
No, brother. It is a pure and beautiful thing.
>>7460175
kill yourself
>>7460179
either im retarded or you need to clarify your post a little
>>7459723
how did you know that was him? Was he up to his usual Indexer antics?
82 posters!
Hi guys!
Jasper is best gem!
>>7460206
I think he's saying we may have another 52 episode season, and it's this one.
I am new to Steven Universe
I made a thread on /co/ yesterday about the cat finger episode because I couldn't find the general
I liked Pearl but then Lapis showed up and tore out Pearl out of the waifu throne, I am now on the Lapis wagon
Now I am watching the fusion ep where he fused with the girl
So my question is:
What have the Steven Universe philosophers concluded regarding the porn and genitals in said porn? Is it a girl? Is it a futa? Is it a futa with balls or a futa with a dick and vagina? Is it one of those terrible guys where it has all three?
I need to get up to speed with this recent development and need to hear all arguments
>>7460263
lel
>>7460095
> sustenance
>>7460268
Stevonnie is futa
>>7460263
That's great and all, but when does she discipline blue sluts?
>>7460268
>likes lapis
you're part of the problem
>>7460268
Penis and balls, eternally
>>7460268
live reaction from Stevonnie's introduction was very mixed. Doesn't help that the second half of the episode was very uncomfortable.
Conclusion is that it doesn't matter. If you wanna look at futa Stevonnie porn, that's fine. There are very little "manly" Stevonnie art and it's mostly just Stevonnie drawn pretty and feminine like any of the other gems.
>>7460266
okay, ill just twist his words to suit my opinion and say that we are getting 5 52 episode seasons
>>7460295
He liked Pearl so it was clear he had shit taste from the very beginning.
>>7460263
true
>>7460299
kys retard
>>7460268
>I am now on the Lapis wagon
>On Alone Together
Prepare yourself to be uprooted
>>7460313
>>7460302
It's almost like Stevonnie is blatantly female, with absolutely no male characteristics.
>>7460268
poor Lapisfag,
you're going to love what this bitch does to your waifu in future episodes
>>7460313
>>7460332
Zuke is my queer queen, I love her.
>>7460268
It's probably a hermaphrodite.
Anyway you're still on the good part of the show so enjoy it while you can and don't let the show spoil it for you.
>>7460351
>don't let the show spoil it for you.
Don't let the general spoil it, I mean.
>>7460343
but why
When is Pearl going to be happy?
>>7460252
when you see indexer in the wild you just know
and yes he was indexing away in pol
>>7460317
it's like you were a faggot
>>7460373
In the series finale when Steven sacrifices his Gems powers to bring Rose Quartz back.
>>7460373
when she marries Jasper
>>7460268
futa obviously
>>7460376
What a lovely poem
>ywn ride o jaspers pen I
>>7460373
Rainbow Quartz 2.0 maybe?
>>7460453
>having sex with your crush reincarnated as her son
pearl is all kinds of kinky
>>7460474
it feels so good to play with my cock while someone says lewd words to me, I feel like I am already gonna cum again.
>>7460382
kill yourself
Just finished another part of my fic
Feels good man
>>7460525
I want to suck your cock and get rewarded with the strong, salty taste of a load filling my slutty mouth.
>>7460450
>Not being Sapphire
>>7460486
Hello indexer.
>>7460530
>TWO EYES
TWO EYES
>TWO EYES
>>7460530
Sapphire with two eyes?
>>7460547
>>7460550
Love seeing people bitch about no one eye but yet say it's ugly.
>>7460560
It's almost like those aren't the same people bitching.
>>7460560
Sapphire is a slut and a whore, she should be shattered three times.
why is all the porn in this general futa?
How to get rid of Ruby and sapphire but not garnet?
>>7460575
Define "shatter"
>>7460586
Because most people here are faggots.
>>7460529
Sure buddy, where are you
>>7460536
Hello stranger
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
>>7460586
Homosexuals, many such cases.
>>7460587
It's too late at this point. The only thing would have been to drive home that she is her own gem instead of just being driven by Ruby and Sapphire.
>>7460413
>tfw ywn suck Stevonnie's cock
life is endless suffering
>>7460586
this is /trash/, none but the most degenerate of degenerates post here, and that means dicks on cartoon characters. really detailed ones at that.
Since there was discussion of the possibility of SU not being renewed earlier, I'm curious:
Outline your ideal series finale, /sug/. Assume whatever about what happens in-show between then and now.
>"Pearl? Are you drunk?"
>Steven moves closer, Pearl hapilly nods taking a swig from an aged Scotch bottle.
"S..Steven hic."
"I.. I know you think we *hic* blame you for taking... Rosssseeeee from us. *Hic*"
"It's not true... Haha, you're not Rose, yore different... We love you Steven... All of us, we always did... *Hic* don't have those bad thoughts again"
"I never blamed you... Everyday I'm thankful that you're here *hic*"
>Pearl passes out on the floor, smelling like sick.
>>7460620
This is unfortunately true.
>>7460628
kys
>>7460623
Steven rests on the beach, as his mother sits next to him telling him "I'm proud of you Steven"
>>7460623
LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU SU IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE RENEWED
I just finished the new opening to my story. Now I just need to touch up a few more things and I can get back to adding new content
>>7460474
gems probably don't have a concept of pedophilia. Garnet didn't even remember Steven needs to eat back in season 1
>>7460623
Something something Giiga Driiiillll breakkka
>>7460623
jasper comes back and breastfeeds steven for 11 minutes
>>7460663
This
>>7460659
he sure can use a few days of not eating, the little pudgy shit
>>7460642
gay
>Pearl sat in her room, below the waves of her pool.
>She held up two pieces of stockings, one a bright cerulean and one a whiter colour.
>In the end, she decided that the cerulean looked better, and she gathered up the rest of the lingerie.
>She wanted to look her very best for Steven, after all.
>She summoned an armory, and grabbed a thick beige trenchcoat, swiftly and gracefully draping it over her.
>She peeked out of the pool, looking for signs of the other gems.
>If they caught her in the act with Steven...
>Pearl shuddered. She didn‘t want to even think about the consequences.
>The coast was clear. Pearl leapt out of the pool, taking care to make as little noise as possible.
>Landing on her feet, she tiptoed her way towards the door, quietly going through it and into the house.
>She looked up at Steven‘s bed. Empty, of course. They couldn't do it in the house, otherwise the Gems, or worse, Greg, could find them.
>Pearl stared out the window into the darkness, the only thing visible being the waves glistening in the small silver streak of light that the moon shone on the sea.
>She opened the door, and stepped outside. Then, she went the way she had gone a dozen times before.
>The way to Steven.
>The night was young, and she wanted to make the most of it.
>As she raced across the boardwalk to the other side of town, her heart started to race too.
>With every step her excitement increased, the knowledge that her beloved Steven was waiting for her spurring her to walk faster, eventually making her run into the park, homing in on where she knew Steven would be waiting.
>Finally, she saw the spire of Beach City church,signifying that she was close.
>After looking around, she finally saw it.
>The place where her lover was waiting.
>Steven‘s crypt.
>>7460663
>the very last episode's star closes around jasper's nipple
>>7460686
MY GOD MAKE IT HAPPEN REBECCA
>>7460684
>It was deadly quiet and dark in the graveyard, the only thing disturbing the peace being the sound of the wind rustling the trees.
>Pearl danced through the shadows up to the doors of the crypt.
>In a flash she summoned her spear, sticking it between the door and its frame and prying it open.
>Air rushed in as the door opened, the dark entrance beckoning Pearl inside.
>She stepped across the threshold, locating and turning on the light switch before closing the door behind her.
>There on a slab of grey rock, lay Steven.
>He looked incredibly good for someone six months passed, with barely any of his body having decomposed with the exception of the hole where his gem had once been.
>Pearl had managed to get Greg to preserve his body with formaldehyde in case they could put his gem back together.
>It had done its job well, although it had given Steven‘s body a sickly white-yellow hue.
>She leant in closer, observing his features.
>He was so beautiful.
>Pearl gently stoked the boy‘s left cheek as she stared at him.
>He looked so peaceful.
>She wished that she could join him, so they might be untied in eternal tranquility.
>But for now, this would have to do.
>Pearl slid her left hand down under the back of Steven‘s head, and brushed his hair out of the way with her right.
>She moved the boy up towards her, and pressed his lips against his in a lover‘s kiss.
24 HOURS TO THE BOMB WHO /HYPE/ HERE?
if you think that jasper isnt coming back youre an actual honest to god trilobite
>>7460708
I'm sure lots of fans are excited. Maybe I am too.
>>7460708
She is coming back NOT THIS BOMB
There will be weekly episodes, and The Storm Room episode looks promising
>>7460695
>Soon enough Steven´s hard lips were softened up with saliva, and Pearl began sliding her tongue into Steven‘s mouth.
>Her tongue brushed up against the boy‘s rotten yellow-black teeth, the decomposed teeth crumbling at her touch.
>As she carefully opened his mouth a bit further, she moved into the middle of his mouth, flicking her tongue against the rotted flesh of Steven´s mouth.
>The dry, fuzzy taste of decay filled Pearl‘s mouth, flooding her senses.
>She picked up the pace, swirling her tongue around the corpse‘s mouth in an attempt to get all the flavor left in it inside her.
>A tiny chunk of green, moldy flesh fell out of the inside of Steven‘s cheeks. Pearl squealed with joy as she took the bite into her mouth, chewing it slowly to savour the taste before swallowing it in one go.
>She felt the warmth spread from her stomach as a piece of Steven made its way into her.
>It might not have been fusion, but it was the closest thing available.
>She broke the kiss, a strand of her saliva hanging from her bottom lip and going down into Steven‘s mouth
>A few fat black flies flew out of the cadaver‘s throat, momentarily buzzing in place before flying through cracks in the crypt, searching for a less busy carcass to feast on.
>Pearl quickly went to work, undressing Steven quickly yet sensitively, so as to not rip the tender flesh.
>As she carefully removed Steven‘s boxers, her prize popped out before her.
>It seemed one place was still affected by rigor mortis.
>>7460715
no shit sherlock, you should start a detective agency with that sharp wit
>>7460689
I can't wait for all the gems to reform with giant boobs and wearing stripper outfits.
>>7460719
Weekly episodes for 4 weeks.
>>7460725
I'm getting excited.
>Post your face when Storm in the Room is ten minutes of Gentoo installation.
>>7460725
>Pearl promptly pounced on her prize, grabbing the erection firmly with her hands
>It felt cold, being only at room temperature, but that would be fixed soon enough
>She put her mouth over the head of the penis, her lips quivering onto the lifeless, unmoving flesh of Steven's cock
>She dove in, taking the entire head of the penis in one go
>She moaned loudly in pleasure onto Steven's cock, knowing that nobody was around to hear it
>She began moving further down, her head aggressively bobbing up and down on the thick rod
>The taste of formaldehyde was overwhelming, even more so than normal
>Pearl had to prevent herself from vomiting as she took Steven down to his balls, the bitterness flooding every corner of her mouth
>She was about to gag, it was so strong
>She quickly slid Steven´s entire length out of her throat, gasping for air
>She looked down upon her handiwork, observing Steven´s cock, all wet and gleaming with spit
>Everything was finally ready
>She summoned her panties away with a flash, revealing her small cyan vagina
>It was dripping wet with a clear fluid, as well as with a less clear yellow fluid with yellowish-brown chunks interspersed
>She had severely neglected her hygiene since Steven died, but that was no matter
>She wiped away most of the fluids with the back of her hand, digging the largest chunks out of her vagina with her fingers, letting them drop down on the floor with small wet thuds
>Satisfied with her cleaning, she put one leg on the far side of the slab, before setting down the other one on the nearer side
>She hovered over Steven's crotch, staring him right in his face
>He seemed so peaceful
>Maybe dying wasn't as bad as she thought
>Perhaps she could join him in the afterlife once her time here was done
>But for now, she still had Steven's body
>>7460743
>She carefully aligned him along her entrance, before gently moving herself down on his cock
>She felt the tip enter her, and her pussy started to stretch as she took in the rest of his head
>Luckily, Greg had the common sense to circumcize him, meaning less trouble for her
>Another inch slid into her hungry cunt, sending shivers through her body
>Pearl moaned into the air, her body falling down and catching itself on Steven's chest
>A couple more inches slid in, stretching out Pearl's entrance even further
>"Fuck it", Pearl thought, being unable to contain her lust
>Steven´s corpse might not be in the best condition, but she couldn't stand being this careful
>She drove her hips down, taking the four inches left in one fell swoop
>Her stomach bulged slightly as Pearl hilted Steven's penis, with Pearl tracing the outline of the bulge with her fingers
>She felt her skin tingling under her finger as she moved her hips around in a circle
>Putting her other hand down to her crotch, she began to rub herself aggressively
>She pushed down even further, managing to get him further inside her that she thought possible
>As Steven's penis began kissing the entrance to Pearl's womb while rubbing against her gyrating walls, Pearl felt herself nearing orgasm
>She began moving further up and down, rhythmically pumping Steven's penis in and out of herself
>The corpse's pelvis and thighs had become slick with her juices at this point, eliciting a wet slap every time Pearl brought her ass down onto the body
>Pearl's tongue hung out of her mouth as she began to pant
>It had been ages since she had felt this good
>Storm in The Room
>>Jasper is in the Burning ROOM
>>7460758
>She stopped rubbing herself, hoping to make the sex last just a little bit longer
>As she slammed Steven´s entire shaft into her once again, she squealed in ecstasy, barely being able to contain herself
>She was at the verge of coming
>Quickly, she dipped down, grabbing Steven's head with her right hand while holding herself up with her left
>She pulled the cadaver in with a passionate kiss as she took its entire length inside her again
>She felt the orgasm hit , shooting fireworks through her entire body
>She screamed loudly into Steven's mouth as the sounds of slapping and cracking and squirting filled the room
>Pearl fell onto the boy's body, resting her head on his chest and her hips on his lumbars, savouring the feeling of him inside her
>Wait... ...cracking?
What now lads
>>7460623
Steven and White Diamond fight. WD's gem cracks, and Steven kisses her to fix it, not wanting to do things like his mom.
They fall in love and benevolently rule the galaxy together.
>>7460737
Where was it confirmed it's only going to be 4 weeks weekly? I wouldn't be surprised if they're going to finish the whole season this way
>>7460766
I think pearl should unbubble Jasper
>>7460766
She receives him, through this weird shit
>>7460776
no where, its probably more than 4
>>7460743
>Pearl promptly pounced on her prize
Goin' a little Rivet there, huh bud?
>>7460765
HAPPENIN
>>7460776
I'm just shitposting, but i'd be cautious considering the last time there was a "weekly" schedule was for a bomb that only last for a month.
>>7460765
It's rose's room you moron. You know, the one with the clouds in it?
>>7460810
kys
>>7460816
kys
>>7460827
kys
>>7460797
You mean buddy's book to onion gang? I assumed they stopped because gem harvest and 3 gems were holiday episodes
>>7460586
I'm legitimately curious. i mean, gay people likes gay porn, but you wouldn't expect to see so many cocks when most of the characters are women
https://worstcolorcombo.tumblr.com/post/156538796232/good-way-to-start-a-new-sketchbook
RNN/Maya is still daily dosing hard, she even made a separate blog for it
>>7460839
they dont need a reason, as long as its humanoid it can accept a dick on it
>>7460846
Teehee! But I'm Rivet that asked!
I like writing that way too, myself.
What sort of chroni, and sustained thoughts of callousness and cruelty run through her mind?
>>7460776
I wouldn't be surprised if it's just thw two episodes we have confirmed after the bomb.
>>7460839
futa is preferred by gay /pol/tards because it gives them plausible deniability so they can keep telling themselves they're the straight, white, pony-loving masterrace.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7444691/#7448017 did anyone happen to save this image because desuarchive won't let me save it and it was only posted once
>>7460852
You guys realize this girl is just a revisionist right?
>>7460858
Every time I find the Eternal Rivet to be one step ahead of me
When will you write something new, by the way?
>>7460882
Mhm
>>7460852
>https://worstcolorcombo.tumblr.com/post/156538796232/good-way-to-start-a-new-sketchbook
okay but when is someone going to find her nsfw blog
>>7460874
http://cr0nu5.tumblr.com/
>>7460586
because I'm a degenerate tranny who wants some futa dick
>>7460864
She thinks about possible ways to get fucked by her favorite targets and then ways to dominate the competition.
I WANT TO FUCK AMETHYST SO BAD
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 4 DAYS JUST THINKING OF THAT
HELP
>>7460893
Analyze every amedot lewd you come across and then GRIS it while crossing your fingers when you think you have a hit
>>7460871
most people just like futa and that's it. watermelon is the only /pol/tard here
>>7460888
I'm ephemeral, myself, but thank you very much for the compliment.
I wrote a few new stories, but I'm revising them. I actually might not post the first one because of subject matter.
The second one, though... if I ever post it it needs to read just right. So I might hold off on doing that.
I want to hug and comfort Jasper
I want Jasper to be happy and healthy
>>7460943
I want to phuck her on our wedding night
>>7460908
Anyone have that short green text, where Steven and Saph fuse and Saph says "It's like my first night with Ruby."
>>7460909
dude same
>>7460929
bullshit, this general is lousy with overt white supremacists
>>7460899
thanks but i don't see it there either
>>7460852
>more shippers on the show
ugh
>>7460978
That's true. If anyone here is crimson you can fuck right off.
What if Jasper after her uncorruption needed human blood to stay uncorrupted?
>>7460999
What if you were retarded? Oh wait, that wasn't a "what if" question
>>7460992
>If anyone here is crimson
What does she mean by this?
>>7460871
/pol/ here, how do I purge the futafags?
>>7461007
Amber was just a revisionist too, they can get always upgraded eventually
>>7460999
what if Jasper and Lapis got married
>>7460984
here ya go
>>7461019
>she
Did you just assume my gender??
>>7461023
What is Jasper married Lapis and Pearl?
>>7460852
kill yourself
>>7461026
thank you for the butt
>>7461022
All the non-og Stroyboarders start out as revisionists/designers and have to get promoted, same with Zuke and Colin
>>7460978
good luck with the shitposting. I'm not replying to u anymore
Ok, so, IF Jasper gets cured and redeemed, wouldn't the other gems be afraid of fusing with her, like scared of catching vestiges of space aids? I know it would be a bad message for the show because it would incite a certain level or pre-judgement, but what do you think?
>>7461033
Everyone is this thread, is a pretty pretty girl.
>>7461020
kill yourselves. Leave no /pol/tard left standing
>>7461038
then the ot3 would be canon
>>7461020
They'll remove themselves when we go back to /co/.
>>7461022
The show probably won't even last that long.
>>7461050
God I hope SJWs start telling themselves it's intolerant not to have AIDS.
>>7461050
Every jasperfag says they would fuse with her and stay, so at least Eyeball will do the fusies with her
>>7461050
Steven would do it, because he is a naiive little shit. Thankfully xeno-aids to a human s called the Common Cold.
>>7461050
That's why she will marry Centipeetle and they will fuse happily together without spreading their aids to others.
"Hey Rose. Look at this shit I took. Its massive."
What does Steven do?
>>7461050
>Thinking that matters to slutpphire
>>7461087
>That's a stone Lapis, you didn't make it.
stevonnie has a penis. this is canon
>>7461105
I think Jasper was the one that took the shit. Fuck.
>>7461050
If Jasperdemptionseason6 happens, Jasper will become a werewolf and having aids will force her to accept that she can't fuse with anyone and that she has to learn to love herself, which will lead into Amethyst teaching her self-love (masturbation).
>>7461064
I hate to break it to you Squidward, but as someone who was around for at least 5 /co/mebacks, futafaggotry is still rampant there, even if it's *eventually* deleted.
>>7461071
anyone whining about SJWs is probably worthless and is beyond redemption 7 times out of 10
>>7461111
->1111
Does anyone else want Sapphire to force Steven to start hurting the gems?
>>7461129
Jasper hates SJWs, but jasperdemption is confirmed to be happening in season 6
YOUR MOVE
>>7459664
>they fuse and kill everything
>>7461135
At some point, Steven will be so broken, so used to being used. It won't be rape, it will be just playing with a toy.
>>7461137
I want Steven to hurt Jasper's pussy in the good type of way.
>>7461147
I would pity your delusions if they weren't destroying the world and resulting in human rights abuses on a semi-daily basis
>>7461158
>Bad end.
>>7461118
Jasper may get addicted to release and start to masturbate in new and public places all the time
>on a warp pad
>on Steven's bed
>under a pile of junk in Amy's room
>underwater in pearl's room
>in the lighthouse
>at the barn
And so on
>>7460852
kys
>>7461195
>On top of "Rose" as he tries to sleep.
>>7461191
She's the shittiest useless garbage turd character on the show and I want her shattered
I use to like her too
why is this thread so shit?
"All Quartz are brutish fowl beasts"
What happens if she said this?
>>7461191
You'll have to find it for yourself.
>>7461226
Honey we talked bout this
>>7461191
Don't fall for the meme, she'll be back on the upswing by S8
>>7461235
Amethyst shapeshifts into a duck and says that she's right.
>>7461237
I'm pregnant and I'm going to get fat and it's all your fault.
>>7461235
Everyone agrees except japser
Even Amethyst will agree
>>7461235
Foul! Not "fowl".
And the SJWs would be outraged. How dare she hate on muscular women!
>>7461249
You know who else is fat
>>7461261
Zuke
>>7461261
Rivet desu.
"My MOM!" says Steven.
>>7461261
Jasper is fat
>>7461261
Hamber.
>>7461284
>Want to draw
>Also want to die
What will it be tonight
Who knows
>>7461303
>>7461304
Draw a suicide note and then kill yourself.
requests?
might not be digital
>>7461311
>>7461319
>>7461318
Jasper breastfeeding Zuke
>>7461328
>>7461337
>>7461318
Greg fucking Sapphire
>>7461351
>>7461359
>>7461364
LAST FOR BIG FAT BEAR HUG!
>>7461375
E N D G A M E
>>7457895
I write a script in my free time.