ITT: Pokemon are real. Are the gods crazy or it's just

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>>7440678
They are crazy.

>>7440678
(He's at work right now so you're fine)

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>>7440465
I uh...don't know what you want from me dude.

>>7440588
Sure, why not. Potentially that'd be five of us traveling around together, sounds pretty chill.

>>7440600
You know, if I didn't know I have a bunch of weird memory holes I would call bullshit on this.

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>>7440678
>Snore indicating yes
>To both

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>>7440678
Hmph. The gods are above the standards of men and mons.

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>>7440731
....

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Arceus save my soul, for I have fucked up.

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>>7440588
Eco Squad sounds a lot better than Team Eco, without the issues of following the same naming conventions as certain groups of asshats.

>>7440705
Well, do you see Hoenn being on fire and underwater at the same time currently?
I don't think so
Checkmate atheists

Smeargle, I swear to god...

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>>7440678
They are pretty crazy.

>>7440773
So uuh... where you hiding at?

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>>7440705
Five of us... Reese, you, that vikavolt me and who else? I think u might be missing someone

>>7440790
Opps I ment "I might be missing someone" hehe sorry
-Aloan Vulpix

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>>7440787
Somewhere in Orre.

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>>7440787
they ain't telling us dude
>eat malasadas
best thing we can do is
have klinks track the ip
>Releases Klinklang from the Pokeball
you go buddy
make colress proud of his programming

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>>7440813
>>7440814
......

>>7440705
!?

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>>7440814
Hey, how about NOT hunting down my other self, he meant well and it's all apparently been undone by Arceus anyways so what the fuck is the problem?

>>7440814
Dude.
We never intended for anything bad to happen. We made the wish trying to help Pokemon, but it went south. If we had known what it would do, we wouldn't have made the wish.
-Sniffers

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>>7440831

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>>7440780
I mean if you don't want me to find out about shit that happened that's fine, I'll forget about it.
It's just not every day you lose 3 weeks of memory.

>>7440790
There's a Yanmega that's with us too, they went off to sight see with Reese.

>>7440825
I'm sorry man I have no idea what you're trying to say.

kill me

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>>7440813
There's a distinct lack of chaos here currently, so you must be lying.

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>>7440846
Kinda can't tell what you're saying man.

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>>7440899
Later.

>>7440814
Any leads on Giovanni?

>swallows whole malasada

>>7440916
Looks likes he's mad.

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>>7440825
i got the ip
itll take a few minutes for klinks to cross reference their gps data with the plasma and aether satellites
chill and eat these malasadas dude
>>7440831
>>7440838

hey dude
i don't have a beef with him
just helping out some friends
>>7440936
none
just gotta wait for mom to break her crazy ass out of prison and find him
>more malasadas

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>>7440850
Ohhh ok, wonder if I'll meet them, I wonder if we could also get others to join are cause or something.

Like um more Squad mates? I don't know I'm just throwing things out

>>7440780
Huh, that's a good idea, let's do that or try to atleast imply we aren't a bad team/group

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>>7440946
.......

>>7440972
Why are you so mad at us?
We are deeply sorry for our decision.
And everything is unfucked anyway.
Do we really deserve to die for one bout of stupidity?
-Sniffers

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>>7440946
Go talk some sense into him then.
No one wants to get hurt, specially for something we did to avoid getting hurt.
I would get slaughtered, but I stand up for my friends, specially if they get threatened with death.

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>>7440991
For burning down my region? Probably.

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>>7440991
>>7441007
........?

>>7441009
You mean, unintentionally doing so?
And hating ourselves for it?
Your region is unfucked anyway.
It's in the past.
-Sniffers

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>>7441023
Oh don't go acting coy now, your pikachu said you wanted to rip out Emrys eyes, that's a death sentance.

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>>7441009
WE DIDNT FUCKING BURN IT DOWN, THAT WAS THE FUCKING CHARIZARD WHO SET A FOREST FIRE AND THE MANKEY HORDE THAT SPREAD THE BLAZE
ALL WE DID WAS WISH FOR HUMANS TO BE POKEMON AND ESCAPE ON A BOAT TO KANTO, THEY DID THE REST TO HOENN

>farsail crew bullshit coming back
>even though there was a reset
ughhhhhh

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>>7441033
Alright i won't hunt you down yet. But if i see that zangoose OR smeargle I'm feeding them to my Rayquaza as a snack.

>>7441076
Sounds like a bad wish to me.

>>7441099
I'll fuck your shit up too.

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>>7441007
i mean
personally idgaf either way
but ill go half ass an attempt for you dude
>>7440972
right so red my dude
the moms database says that smeargle is a murderer with access to four legendary moves
one of which is oblivion wing
so like
i don't want to lost my pokes
or my face
so we can either pussy out
or take out the smeargle before he can act
your choice
>>7441009
>>7441023
chill and eat malasadas my guys
it'll take a bit to get there anyway

>>7441112
eat my cock faggot

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>>7441072
.....

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Do I have to remind you all that the IP is reading these threads?
"Loose lips sink ships" and "the captain sinks with the ship" all rolled into one huge clusterfuck ready to float to the surface.

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>>7441113
Red will crack that smeargles neck before it could flinch. Anyway. We have a Team Rocket to stomp we will worry about them later. Red doesn't hold grudges to much anyway....

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>>7441113
Alright
Alright
Now THIS is fucked up
Of all servers to not get such sensitive data wiped that one WAS NOT

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>>7441159
Just how bloodthirsty is he?
Is that why everyone calls him red?

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>>7441180
Thieves are beneath him. If you wrote an apology or something explaining why you took it I am sure we will forget about it.

Ruby looks like he still wants to crush you though....

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Can y'all chill with the murder and revenge fantasies?

Seriously, that shit ain't healthy.

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>>7441170
Naturally the supernerds have all the info.
Colress apparently has the data too.
And I found all the footage deep in my Dex's files. All of it. I think you had it wiped because it was in the public eye, whereas we try to keep it under wraps when we're not on all the sex drugs and unable to really think rational.

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>>7441170
oh no they got wiped dude
a bunch of anal aether employees just spent an entire weekend rewriting that shit
>>7441159
alright
if you dudes are done with those malasadas we can start combing this island
we're probably looking for like
some sort of fucking hidden mansion

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>>7441206
We're sorry, we stole the boat because the one we used to get out of Hoenn was too small, so we went for the closest, biggest boat and didn't think it through.
And even before Arceus did... whatever that was, the boat was returned in original condition. It should still be at the docks in Kanto.

As for Ruby, uh, that wish got mostly undone by Palkia after 24 hours anyways, though it was, according to Dialga, a good idea until it was mostly undone, and we made it with good intentions, to make Pokemon and humans equal. And Hoenn was uh, sunk by Aqua, we had to crash through their tsunami to escape.

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>>7441206
Man I thought it was obvious.
Of course I'm sorry for stealing that boat.
We ain't doing anything illegal nowadays, nor do we wanna do that shit again.
It was needed at that time and there were no other alternatives.
A Skitty in a panic makes weird jumps ya know.
>>7441113
Just leave us alone, I don't want anyone to get hurt.
Blood only gives more blood.

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>>7441215
Yeah I'll try.

He just hates thieves.

>>7441257
You think it will be THAT obvious? I guess Giovanni isn't smart....

>>7441338
>>7441348
I'll show him these....

No promises!~

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>>7441239
I didn't wipe it myself, it just had a very convenient hardware failure.
Well, at least one good thing comes out of this: the lost episodes 1 and 2 of your LP.

>>7441257
But, fuck, why.
At least there's a good chance now that only what's left of Aether and Colress have that info, and not a certain group of law enforcement that really should stop nosing around forgotten events.

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>>7441358

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>>7441373
Wiped by Arceus, I meant
...Also oh god that was the most confusing fearboner I think I'll ever have. Stupid fucking lewdslime.

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>>7441338
>hurr your family just died in a fire lol
>oh jk it was just a prank xD

How do you feel about that?

>>7441348
Still a criminal

>oh im a good guy now xD

>>7441401
.... no way Giovanni is trying AGAIN

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>>7441338
>>7441348
!!!

>>7441257
!!? ......

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>>7441415
Kid, I understand you're twelve and still developing the ability to reason, but you're an idiot.

Seriously, cool your jets.

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>>7441358
i mean
he didn't seem too bright when i knew him
though i can't say i knew him well
he was just my abusive step father
>>7441415
shhh ruby
we got rocket ass to kick
take it out on them
and then once that's out of the way
we kick zangoose ass
>>7441429
im reading this as 'yes dave i am done with these malasadas lets go kick some ass'
but like
if im wrong feel free to like
idk
poke me or something

Policefag Thorpe reporting.
>>7441348
I r e m e m b e r y o u n o w .
Consider yourselves very very lucky that your asses benefited from literal divine intervention and that we can't get your data.
Without >>7441113's data, any half-decent defense lawyer would have you off the hook for lack of physical evidence.

>>7441145
Oh, hello there. I'm your reminder that you're right.

>>7441457
I'm in agreement with him. You've basically painted yourself into a premeditated mass murder charge.

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>>7441415
...My family did die in a fire, mate, and unlike you, they stayed dead. Your parents are fine, and I doubt they remember anything bad happening at all.

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>>7441457
Who you callin an idiot?
You have a death wish or something?

>>7441463
Yeah you're right. They just put me in a bad mood. Let's get going we are wasting time.

>>7441474
There are no laws in Orre.

>>7441476
If i have some free time you're dragon chow.

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>>7441463
Yeah let's go!

I am not for murder but man I feel like I have to make an exception for Team Rocket.

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>>7441408
You better start liking cold showers because these three days are going to become even more of a hell.

>>7441415
What the hell is this shit, some kinda bad anime morality?

>>7441474
If the wrong people or too many people remember I'm already pleading innocence of collusion charges.

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>>7441474
Yeah, we met during the fiasco in Unova.
How's it there?

>farsail crew is coming back
UGH fuck these threads
fuck you guys

>>7441514
There are, however, laws against the premeditated murder of citizens of the Big 7, which the group's lone human is, regardless of where the attack takes place.
And there's no statute of limitations on murder.

>>7441553
( They were laying low IC and trying to bring comfyposting back OOC until somebody else decided that was no longer an option. )

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>>7441514
Do you?

Considering I kicked regigigas' ass last night and am quickly losing patience for mouthy kids, I sincerely suggest you chill out.

>>7441579
Yeah and they wont stop with goodra pheromones either
fuck thesr threads

>>7441547
Like I said, consider yourself very, very lucky that literal divine intervention eliminated most of the physical evidence.

>>7441550
It's getting better, although Team-aligned insurgents fighting with civilians in the streets recently didn't help the situation.
We're laying our fallen to rest, clearing the rubble, and starting to actually rebuild.

At least those Rocket fucks had the decency not to vandalize the still-makeshift memorial.

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>>7441618
>Vandalizes the memorial
>Also draws dicks and Rs on it

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>>7441583
that's actually not a very impressive feat to me...
Anyway I don't have time to waste on petty banter.

>>7441579
What are the laws on destroying entire regions?

>>7441659
heh....

>>7441659
>Several enraged locals attack. Including a few cops trying to make sure they don't actually kill the grunt.

Policefag Thorpe reporting.
>>7441666
What part of "no physical evidence" are you not understanding here? Nice trips, by the way, but as I've said earlier I can't actually convict these fucks even with the standards of marking a Pokemon a public threat.

In other news, I have a friend in Hoenn laughing about a case he's working. It's... oh, Arceus Mew, the suspect is eight kinds of fucked up and doesn't even realize it.

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>>7441666
>Petty banter
Do you even understand the words you're saying?

Isn't it petty wanting to murder a group of people for something that basically never happened?

Also I did that with no pokemon, so, yeah.

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>>7441677
>Is long gone before they even get there

>>7441713
Whatever.

I will deal with them later.

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>>7441583
i sincerely suggest you fuck off dude
>>7441533
dude rockets always the exception
>>7441514
alright man
into the woods
off to kick rocket ass

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>>7441773

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>>7441776
........!

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>>7441776
Would you kindly go ride a flagpole, you massive flaming cunt?

Or, better yet, fuck off back to your own time, so I don't have to put up with your smarmy ass.

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>>7441773
You need to fucking calm yourself man. Let's go ruin team rocket. They aren't worth it.

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>>7441725
Exactly. If you're going to make death threats, make them over something that's got aftereffects.

>>7441781
Please don't. I really don't want to fight again for a while.

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm very involved with some chemistry.

>>7441817
Joe chill.

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>>7441832
Sorry, can't stand that type.

>>7441839
I know you hatr the guy but take a chill pill. Theres enough animosity here

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>>7441823
Bro, thanks. I, like, appreciate some calm here.

>>7441853
I don't like the guy either but, like... he's got a point.

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>>7441823
>>7441824
Yeah fine whatever.

I have bigger magikarp to fry.

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>>7441874
Yeah I have seen a lot of battles and this is nothing worth pursuing. Red an I are over it.

>>7441776
Lead the way!

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>>7441853
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

I'm gonna go stew for a while.

>Joe: do Schmoe things

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Phew, one less problem, now we just need to get cured of this shit and it's back to normal.
... Normal-ish, I guess.

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>>7441905
yeah hold on
future me is beating the johto league right now
fuck yeah time travel shit
also making plans to go beat the shit out of batter guy later

can we bust the nukes out again?

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>>7441979
.........

>>7441984
!!! ...?

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>>7441984
Remind me to put tea on, cupcake.

>Schmoe: return to Joe things

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>>7441979
You sure are weird. Maybe you should stop blowing stuff up?

>>7442048
Hey! Don't bully!

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>>7442055
...We didn't blow anything up in the past week. Like, not even the daycare we rescued Noodles from.

Normality will return soon, I hope.

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Why is everyone trying to kill each other this time?
Can't we just feel the love?

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>>7442110
>hugs

>>7442110
Old reasons bud, things from the past that should stay in the past getting brought back up because no one knows how to keep their mouth shut.

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>>7442124
Why thank you friend, I sure do enjoy those.
>hugs back.
>>7442142
I think I get what you mean.
Its never fun to get reminded of what ditto's all do, I don't need all that flak when I'm trying to do my day to day stuff.
I hope it all works out.

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>>7441984
You are earning my respect. Being able to beat Johto like that.

>hands a brick to dave

Go beat Hoenn next champ.

>>7442142
Policefag Thorpe here.
Really, I don't like remembering this. At all. Partially because I can't file charges that will stick to nearly anyone.

Mind if I share a story about current shenanigans in Someone Else's Jurisdiction?

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>>7442048
....?

>>7442110
!

>>7442205
..........

Fuschiafag here
>>7442124
Can I ask your opinion on something? Vapey and I have been talking and want to ask about a household decision.

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>>7442007
shhhhhh you threatened to beat someone up too
hot girl problems
too many people to beat too little time
yeah legit though just gonna
ignore him and try to chill
got bigger fish to fry
>>7442205
thanks man
ill make you proud

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>>7442211
Sure go ahead. I like stories.

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>>7442304
.....

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>>7442055
I'm not bullying anyone, bud. Just some friendly deep rooted hatred. And tea.

>>7442268
What?

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>>7442298
uuuh I'm not in trouble am I? I already said sorry!

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can someone tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>7442310
So, my former school friend's also in law, and he's in Hoenn.
Apparently he's got a case that's making even him sick, with mountains of evidence.
The suspect wants to plead not guilty on the grounds that all of the charges violate his property rights just by being on the books.

It's... he's a special suspect.

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>>7442327
getting flustered red
or is that discomfort
if its discomfort just like
have Pikachu shock the ever loving shit out of me

Fuschiafag here.
Settled a lawsuit with my former boss, apparently he fired me because of blackmail he got and he wants the problem gone no matter the cost.

>>7442364
No, you're not in trouble.
I took care of some legal stuff, and I got a fair sum of money...
So, first, I'd like to ask if you'd like a Fire Stone or not. I've got the means to make that happen, but it's your decision.

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Arceus my head hurts.
>Roll for vibes.
>Evens good vibes odds bad vibes.

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>>7442570
>Good vibes it is then.
>Hangover: Active.
>Corrosion meter: Low.

What's with all the arguing?

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>>7442480
Let me guess, some fuckhead pervert that still handles pokemon as if they were mere property?

>>7442565
I had completely forgotten about the bullshit with Charmless, at least things are getting fixed now.

Policefag here.
>>7442626
Every kind of abuse imaginable, with video. Plus he's got weapons and narcotics charges.
Oh, and it looks like some Pokemon had enough and turned on him, and he tried to kill himself. Tried. Gave himself a mid-caliber tongue piercing.

>>7442570
>>7442605
sup g

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>>7442669
Is his name Sven, by chance?

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>>7442669
>N pets the Type: Null on his lap
.... Is there a way you can slip me the name without getting yourself into trouble?

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>>7442669
Pass the name, officer.
>>7442681
Yo? I'm not Dave, sorry.

Policefag reporting.
>>7442682
>>7442690
>>7442700
I can neither confirm or deny the name, but he was detained near Route... 117, I think. Not far from an independent Daycare west of Mauville.

He's in custody with enough charges to put him away for life twice over when he's convicted, this case is airtight.

>>7442700
its cool g
whats the haps

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>>7442690
Ohh that picture looks cozy.
Do you feel like hugging this time?

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>>7442718
Jail's probably worse than anything I could do to him.
Maybe.
>>7442727
I've got one hell of a hangover. Shitposting on my computer.

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>>7442718
...this might be deja vu. but I can the pokemon are all in good hands now, missing or not.

That daycare should be raided by the Rangers while at that.

>Joe Schmoe is currently broiling in the tub, be back in a bit

Say is that policefag here I have a question regarding legal advice for a... friend

>>7442746
hows ur bf g

>>7442809
Policefag reporting.
Lay it on me. My advice might be 'get a lawyer', just a heads up.

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>>7442828
If you mean my ex, hopefully dead. If you mean Joe he's locked himself in the bathroom.
Guy must really like the bathtub.

>>7442841
its just... today my 'friend' encountered a pokemon that kept saying he was him and yelling about how he was some identity thief using his old human appearance and things got a little out of hand and long story short a there is now a dead Bulbasaur lying in my living room with a replica longsword poking out its eye

>>7442890
so he IS your bf

(Here's a greasemonkey script that should auto translate most if not all morsecode posts.
http://pastebin.com/Lj69fHEW )

>>7442918
Er...
I'll tell you right now this is a Wishening side effect. That was basically another him.
Lawyer up and get off the 'net, my friend, and try to go for a self-defense plea.

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>>7442921
Sure.

>>7442932
(thanks)

>>7442950
Wait, so thats another me? Kinda like a poke clone of myself?
well this is awkward, I thought it was just an insane pokemon and tried to kick it out, then it got violent towards me and well you should be able guess the rest

>>7442977
last question: bat penetration or pipe penetration

>>7442932
(Where put or do with script?)

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>>7443066
Pipe penetration.

>>7443096
(Install greasemonkey, copy the entire script, go to new user script then use script from clipboard)

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>>7443178
>Steals ketchup

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>>7443225
You wanna get out of my house or am I going to have to get my pipe?

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>>7443061
More of an alternate timeline version of you spawned by reckless wish usage. Also you're the third confirmed case, if it's all true.

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>>7443236
>Reaches into bag
>Evens its a picture of her ex Odds its a self help book
>Throw regardless and then jump out window

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>>7443236
>McGhetsis knocks on the Door
Go Go Ghetsis Pizza Delivery
>Evens: Ghetsis pulls a cheese pizza out of his chest and hands it over
>odds: He asks for a Tip

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>>7443279
Stop right there you bag abusing scum!
This town is too small for one bagfu' user.
Get in the bag.

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>>7443279
Thanks.
>>7443289
>Takes the pizza and hands him two self help books.
There's your tip.
>Shuts door.

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>>7443304
O SHIT
ITS DAT BAG
>>7443320
PIPEWIFE SAVE ME

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>>7443304
>>7443372
Can you get out of my apartment?

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>>7443372
Baaaaaag!
Inside bag now!

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Kill yourselves.

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>Stroll out of bathroom all poofy haired and shit

>>7443066
Bats are for beatin, ya dingus.

>>7443386
Good afternoon, how's that hangover treatin ya?

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>>7443386
NO PIPEWAIFU YOU GOTTA SAVE ME
>>7443394
NO

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>>7443425
Not bad.
>>7443426
Get the fuck out of my apartment.

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>>7443386
Why I'm not in your appartment.
I'm simply an illusion, a brain malfunction like those silly docters keep telling me.
>puts silverwear inside bag.
Just by seeing me you're crazy, you should get that checked out.
>puts bag over the tv.
They say its bad for you.
>>7443426
I'l get you inside this bag!
>tries to throw a bag over lilly.

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>>7443436
okay i think bag guy is gone
>ollies outie
>>7443442
FUCK U
IM OUTIE

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>>7443442
Get the fuck out. I know I'm crazy.
>Pipe time.
>Swing!

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>>7443436
Good to hear.

>>7443442
Put that shit back or so help me god I will un-bag you.

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>>7443463
>dodges the swing.
Hah, your as shakey as this bag.
>Jingles silverwear.
Now please excuse me for I have a women to seduce.
>Runs after Lily with the special burlap wedding bag.
>>7443451
GET IN THE BAG!

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>>7443470
How has your morning been?
>>7443494
Goddamnit.

>>7443494
Policefag Thorpe here, officers are en route to a reported domestic disturbance...
I hope this isn't high-grade insanity, but my gut says it is.

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>>7443494
>Psychic
>Evens: Shoelaces are tied together
>Odds: The bag flies off

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>>7443539
My bag!
The super special honeymoon bag from my nana Orgitch.
>chases after burlap wedding bag™

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>>7443523
Oh you know, pretty normal.

Got real mad at a time traveling toddler and his snot-nosed sidekicks, boiled myself alive in a tub.

The usual.

>>7443563
> Police arrive!
> Officer Friendly sent out Jolteon!

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>>7443563
This is your last warning.
>Click.
>Evens there's bullets Odds its dry
>Pull trigger anyway

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>>7443571
What, Dave? I don't know the guy very well. I'd rather meet him before I start calling him a douche.
Glad you had fun with the tub though. Do you usually take that long?

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>>7443586
You don't understand, you have to get inside this bag!
>Jumps for cover.
>evens its succesful, odd's its a trip to the morgue or hospital

>Just hard a bunch of gunshots and a scream
I hate Unova so much

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>>7443608
Yeah, him. Eh, they were having a powow about fucking up some group of pokemon and rocket or something.

And uh, no, but that's a nice tub and the water stays hot longer. heh

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>>7443623
Great!
>Skeddaddle before the cops show up

>>7443640
Policefag Thorpe reporting, units are on the scene.
It's a grade-A clusterfuck.

>>7443623
> Officer Friendly uses First Aid!
>>7443659
>"Hey, you! Freeze!"

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>>7443669
>Reach into bag.
>Evens its a smoke grenade, odds its a lemon
>Throw it anyway
>RUN

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>>7443669
Blood, getting out of my bodybag?
Get back in the bag.
>passes out.

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>>7443695
>Chucks a jug of mustard at you
>Explodes on impact

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>>7443658
Hell I'd fuck up Rocket too for some of the shit they've done.
>She rubs her head.
Fuck, I need to use the bathroom. If anyone comes in, uh, just use your judgement or whatever.
>Books it into bathroom and locks door.

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>>7443707
>Miss.
>Book it!

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>>7443719
Aight, I'll hold the fort.

>Mental note: get Bat#3 etched with 'Judgement'

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>>7443746
Go Go Ghetsis, Brick cannon
>evens a brick flys at Lillie at mach speed
>odds: its shaped like a Burger, Smells like a burger and Tastes like a Burger, actually I think it is a burger

>>7443695
> Officer Friendly's Jolteon used Thunder Wave!
>>7443701
> "Don't you dare die on me. Command, patient is unconscious but stabilized, send the van."

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>>7443768
>OW PAIN
>>7443771
>MISS
>Round the corner and disappear

(Christ with all the near misses Lillie is making nearly getting killed by cops I feel like I'm playing LCS)

>>7443754
>focus blast

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>>7443829
Go back to your gym, I already stole your joke and I'll steal your cape too.

>>7443812
> Officer Friendly reporting, suspect is on the run. Breaking off pursuit to stabilize wounded persons.
( Policefag's player here, LCS owns )
> Lillie has escaped!

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>>7443812
GAHAHAHAHA
Go Go ghetsis, Rocket boots
>Evens: McGhetsis flies off in the oposite direction
>odds: He goes straight up, then straight Down headfirst

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>>7443881
(>Yfw Lillie has 20 Heart and 20 Charisma, Fuck maybe even 15 Agility with all these escapes.)
>Live to meme another day
>>7443893
Rip.

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>>7443893
Dammit thats the 2nd McGhetsis I have lost, At this rate I will never have an Army of Fast Food Cyborgs dominating the worlds food industry at this rate if I keep losing them
These Perhaps Collress knows how to make them more durable, Rick seems to not know what he is doing half the time

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>Lillie has gone downtown and reenacted a police beating!

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Aaaand that's the last of my medication.
Sorry, Joe gotta go see my doctor.

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>>7444256
It's cool, want me to come with or should I just chill here?

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>>7444299
Nah I'll be good. You can play videogames or whatever.

>>7442932
>>7443051
>>7443096
(I'm an idiot and forgot to implement something to re-scan the page for updates since most everybody has something that auto autoupdates the thread, updated the script that adds a button that should translate new posts. http://pastebin.com/JhZyGY73)

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Where am I?
Where are my bags?
I feel really numb.
My bag has been opened.

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>>7444307
Aight, cool.

>Mother 3: Go

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>>7444388
Dude that one sucks.

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>>7442565
I-i uuuh

what do you think?

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>>7444402
I've already played the other two though.

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>>7444456
doesnt have me in it

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>>7444402
>>7444475
Dunno what you were, but you're a shiny Mew now.

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>>7444475
..This is true, yes.

And porkys kinda shite, but still.

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>>7444475
Whoa lady, close those legs.
This ain't the remoray market.

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>>7444527
Nah.
>>7444533
Play cogdis then. It's decent.
>>7444537
Bite me.

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>>7444549
Never heard of it.

And I don't generally do indie stuff, so..yeah.

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>>7444549
Well I got my big teeth ready for a big lady.
You look cute.

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>>7444549
Whatever sport.
God mod out of something I do again and you're getting atomized and kicked out.

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>>7444597
>Doots in
Chillllll, famoli.
Gigue is more mewtwo anyways, dade.

>Doots out
>The smell of large amounts of weed lingers

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>>7444583
>Dont do indie
>OFF
U sure.
>>7444596
Touch me and I turn you into a pretzel.
>>7444597
Sorry god~

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>>7444637
..I said generally for a reason.

That was the reason.

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>>7444665
Actually I'm going to pick up a semi more serious character
be back

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>>7444637
Don't be that way sweetie, I'l buy you dinner.
I'm sure we will hit it off just fine~

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>>7444681
Okay.

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Had to give out my third badge today. Not sure what to think of this guy, he's like... off, somehow, I know he didn't abuse his pokemon because of inspection and Lune communicating with them, but I got a bad vibe. Like he just... didn't belong here.

Didn't help he was wearing the edgiest shit I've seen in a while, long black cloak with a fucking zipper. He used a duoblade and spooked the shit out of me when he asked for a sword fight using our pokemon.

On the other hand that fight was one of the most engaging I've had, even Dave wasn't as fun.

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Fuck Alola.
All the crazy assholes are here.
I'm off to saner waters.

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>>7445372
There's crazy assholes everywhere.

Alola just has a higher concentration of them currently.

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>>7445372
Hoenn and Kanto seem to be the sanest right now, drop by if you're in the area, I'd like to meet Silvally.

Unless you're the ditto, in which case stop by anyways since you seem chill.

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>>7445085
Your gym tough? I might skip out to Kanto and try some training. I've got a Musharna and Roselia.

Also. Medication: got.

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>>7445085
You should have taken on his offer to be honest

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>>7445410
You're telling me. Almost got kidnapped by that Moon bitch.
>>7445443
Yeah, I'm the ditto.
I got a buddy who helps me out by parading as Silvally every now and then, if you don't mind a ditto imitation Silvally instead of real Silvally.

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>>7445502
My gym is apparently the toughest in the region.

>>7445509
...I did, that's part of what made it fun

>>7445513
Nah I'd prefer to meet the real thing, those three are a really interesting... species, I guess.

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>>7445554
I like a challenge.
You guys drop your teams down depending on badges right? I have fuck all badges and minimal battling experience.

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>>7445502
Ayy.

Oh, I almost forgot I uh, got a rock yesterday.

>>7445502
what do you take?

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>>7445600
Hey nice. Did you name it?
>>7445611
30mgs of your mom. You don't need to know.

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>>7445665
I have no idea what to name it.

I got him from the shelter since, ykno, caves have bats and stuff. And plasma would murder me if I gave a bat the bat.

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>>7445579
Yeah, we do. I have trouble holding back though, which is why I'm probably the most difficult gym. That and my non-combat challenge apparently stumps 99% of trainers.

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>>7445783
Rocky? Rocknroll? You'll figure something out.
Yeah try to avoid smacking pokemon around.
>>7445824
Non-combat challenge? Like, what, a speech? "Yes, Mr. Emrys I deserve my badge because I'm really cool also I have a pipe, fork the badge over."

>>7445856
Nah, usually people put in shit like mazes or quizzes, in my case it's literally just showing you actually give a flying fuck about your pokemon and think of them as living creatures rather than tools.

Yes, this stumps 99% of trainers, that's how bad the world is right now and what I'm aiming to fix.

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>>7445554
Fair enough.
Might drop by as Blue.
Just to fuck with his fans that drop by your gym.

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>>7445856
He's the 'Take care of your pokemon, you shitlord' guy.

Also, those names are terrible hahah, but yeah I'll figure it out.

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>>7445554
Time to check the recordings then.

>>7445783
Maybe wait a bit until you get a name for him, maybe he will even find a name himself.

>>7445896
Just try to not get any more people murdered ok

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>>7445895
Yeah I can do that. If I ever happen by I'll be happy to show you.
Doesn't that get kind of hard? What about the pokemon that have really specific diets? Or things like the porygons?
>>7445920
Wait wait I've got a great name. Balboa.

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>>7445953
I would totally go for that if he had arms, that's great. It's a Roggenrola, so, fug.

>>7445950
I..don't think he can talk, so I dunno what you mean.

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>>7445998
Pokemon are pretty damn smart. He might pick up on something neat. My friend who traded me her Munna named it Yume.
Because, you know, sleepy elephant thing.
Anyway sometimes they pick up on certain stuff or like certain words.

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>>7446033
...We're smarter than even you give us credit for. We're on the same level as humans. I know that because I used to be a human and nothing's changed, and I've been outsmarted by a few 100% normal pokemon in the past.

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>>7446050
Sorry I hope I didn't come off sounding rude. Trust me I know pokemon are smart, dude.
No disrespect meant.

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>>7446033
Ah, well I guess the little rocky dudes goin' nameless for a bit then.

Also I have no idea if that's a reference to something or not, but either way I don't get it.

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How do you into mega evolve? I am trying super hard but I don't think i am making any progress...

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>>7446050
For example, getting outdebated on what meant to be a pokemon by a cacturne.

>>7446116
I don't like to think about that.

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>>7446098
Yeah you'll figure one out.
It just means dream in Kanto.
>>7446107
Pretty sure you need the mega stone. Maybe a trainer too.
>>7446116
>>7446124
Man I heard that burn from all the way over here.

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>>7446137
Oh well.... that sucks....

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>>7446107
Have you tried the Any key?

>>7446137
Oh, okay. That makes significantly more sense than I thought it would.

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>>7445950
Can't guarantee anything.
Someone tries to kidnap me again they're getting the "Forget-Me-Stick" too.

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>>7446161
There's a lot of them in Kalos. I dunno if that's out of your range but give it a shot.
>>7446166
Hahaha. Giving your pokemon a name in another language is cool too.
>>7446175
Invest in a pipe. Better headsmashing quality.

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>>7446166
Yes i have.

>>7446192
all the way there?

well I guess it gives me something to do...

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>>7446192
The "Forget-Me-Stick" is supposed to be for KO's, not kills.
Moon kept getting back up though.
Scary bitch.

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>>7446226
Just watch out for trainers.
>>7446231
I like to leave fate to what mine does. What's the point of taking the form of Gladion anyway?
Do you copy the smell too?

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>>7446257
He doesn't smell bad, really.
Blood, smoke, and alcohol.

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>>7446299
Better than me actually. Physical illness a shit.
What's good N?

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>>7446257
Gladion has a lot of fan girls in Alola, and since he's not reaping the wicked gifts and sex I am.
I do take the form of other people too - Blue, N, Steven Stone...
I haven't imitated the smell because I don't kno-
>>7446299
Now I do.
Not sure I want to though.
Smelling like blood all the time isn't as sexy as expensive cologne.

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Okay I have two ideas for names, unless stonebro divine favor's himself a name.

Joe Rogan, and The Rock because I'm awful at this naming nonsense.

What do

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>>7446350
Some chicks dig the rough and tumble vibe. Switch it up. Expensive cologne one day, smoke the next.
>>7446423
Go with Joe Rogan. Joke names are actually probably pretty rude.
I mean think about if your mom named you Sir Criesalot.
Shit would suck.

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>>7446323
Trying to acclimate Moon's Type: Null to a new environment and Nihilego presence while I think of a name.
I'm leaning towards Anomalesia.

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>>7446446
That's also a joke name but it's a shitty reference to a shitty voice a dude does on a stream.

I'm not good at this.

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>>7446474
>Anomalesia cunonia (L.) N.E.Br. is a synonym of Gladiolus cunonius (L.) Gaertn.
Clever. I like it.
>>7446499
Eh, at least it still sounds like a name.
Think it over. I still haven't named my Roselia and I've had it for a whiiiiiile.

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>>7446474
Does that Type:Null also have to rely on a stomach valve or did Moon find a better way to feed it?

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>>7446531
>>7446499
>>7446589
I'm back!

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>>7446621
And so am I.
The area is quiet nice, but we ran out of things to look at.

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I have a rather odd question and I'm wondering if any experienced Trainers can help me out.
Is there a way to bypass the transfer function on a Pokeball as to have more than a full team out? I'm not looking to do the League or gym challenges, just to make sure certain Pokemon can't get caught by someone else.

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>>7446621
>>7446663
Heynerds.

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>>7446621
Heyo.
>>7446673
What pokemon? I don't really think there is. A lot of the regulation stuff has to do with having a trainer ID and stuff. I guess if you cut yourself off from that you might be able to.

>>7446726
The entire point is so that certain Pokemon won't be able to get snatched by any clown with a Trainer ID and a spare Pokeball.
I apparently have an ancient and barely-used ID on file.

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>>7446756
> tfw i fuck up avatarfagging again

Oh, and apparently I have a functional homebrew recipe for detoxing off of Daycare chems. I am seriously glad this stuff works, the official stuff costs as much as cancer meds.

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>>7446663
I've been looking around. Area is nicely scented and decorated...still searching for that Alolan Vulp.

Have you tried snooping around the foundation of the battle frontier, or whatever?

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>>7446681
sup slowbug?
Win any races lately?

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>>7446673
>>7446756
I'm pretty damn sure it's not possible. Much like non-RW CDs pokeballs can only be written once per pokemon data. The trainer ID is the only part that can be rewritten.

Also you should have done this weeks ago, it's a goddamn miracle nothing has happened yet.

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>>7446756
>>7446804
Good for you, man.
Are you the guy with the Type: Null thing? Well one of them.

>>7446822
I agree, this should have been dome weeks ago. If I can only protect six of the group, I already know three who get the defense.
>>7446838
Yeah, I am. Got him when an Aether defector joined up with our merry band of psychopaths, and then, well... I miss that guy sometimes.

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>>7446531
I'm going to see how long it takes him to notice.
>>7446589
I think she fed this on intravenously. I didn't see a stomach valve.