haha i hate myself

If only I could get a new start in life like these threads can get.

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Haha i should fucking kill myself


>>7438377
This

>>7438382
Or you could not. That'd be pretty cool as well.

>>7438384
Aight imma stay here for a bit


I just wanna see how this mess called my life rolls out

>>7438393
That's the spirit. I could all suddenly fix it's self one day. It won't, but it could.

>>7438398
Let's hope

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>>7438407
My other option's to slit my wrist and have a warm bath. I don't really wanna do that yet.

>>7438416
I feel like i should but i also feel like i'd be an unnecessary mess

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>>7438421
I suppose we should at least stick around until these threads finally die. Dunno what I'd without them.

>>7438442
Yea
I'd have literally noone to talk to

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>>7438456
Well for now you've got me. You're about all I've got right now as well, my few friends are sleeping.

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>>7438467
Same
I'm here for you

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>>7438484
Woohoo. Nothing like strangers on the internet.

You know what fuck it I'm bored and not really drunk anymore so I'm gonna go cut. Make me feel better.

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>>7438500
Noo don't cut yourself

Find something to substitute the pain

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I hate myself.

But, maybe, maybe I could love myself.

Maybe, my life can have a greater value.

That's right!.

I am no more or less than myself.

I am me!

I want to be myself!

I want to continue existing in this world!

My life is worth living here!

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>>7438507
To late friendo. I feel better and my room now smells like metal though so it's all good.

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>>7438555
Aw man...
Try not to hurt yourself too much okay? I'm here to talk if you wanna

What's been bothering you?

>>7438563
All the usual stuff. The fact I'm still alive's a bit of a shame but I mostly just did it because I'm an asshole with an addiction.

>>7438579
It's not a shame that you're alive, i like you


The only thing you need is hugs

>>7438589
I've got a small bed and it smells like dog, no one wants to cuddle in it. I can cuddle a pillow though.

>>7438600
I'd cuddle you anyways

>>7438625
Thanks anon. I'm a filthy cuddle whore so the thought of someone cuddling me's nice.

>>7438644
I'd wrap my arms around you and pull you close

Maybe bury my face in your neck and cry a bit

>>7438377
These threads went from dead to suicidal
I don't know how to feel about this

>>7438652
That sounds like a good way to spend a night. I wish it wasn't summer here. It's hot even at 12am and It's not good pillow cuddling weather.

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Remove negative energy

>>7438684
Come here, it's winter and cold here

>>7438692
If I was there I'd sure as hell get into your bed then. I love winter.

I guess i am one of the few fortunate enough not to hate myself and to have a lot of self confidence. I wish i could say that about my friends though

>>7438702
I love the snow and the cold

But not when it's minus 20 and not even. Single bit of snow

>>7438720
How do you do it

>>7438728
I've never seen snow. Might be going to see it later this year though. So exciting.

>>7438739
There's so much fun to be had with snow

It's fluffy

>>7438516
gay

haha i love eating whip cream out the can

>>7438728
I am not sure to be honest, in all reality i should be sad because i am alone almost all of the time but i feel fine. I guess i am just lucky i wish i could help more though

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>>7438785
I'd trade my left foot for a can right now.

>>7438803
Aw okay

>>7438755
I don't know how I'll handle that cold though. I'm a bit of a wuss.

>>7438829
Onion style
Wrap yourself in all the warm stuff

>>7438831
....I own a hoodie.

>>7438829
Depends on the weather actually

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The more I ask friends or family for help, an ear to lend or a shoulder to lean on, the more I realize they got their own shit to deal with and they can't deal with mine.

I lowkey knew this before but it's hard pill to swallow after finally giving it a try instead of whining alone.

>>7438832
Is it big enough for us both?

>>7438849
It's only a medium and I've ripped the sleeves off.

>>7438837
that is kinda messed up that they won't even spare any time to help you out even though it could be a lost cause at some points. I have noticed that a lot of the time people who are depressed sometimes just want someone to talk to them or give them any feeling of belonging. I hope you get through this anon

>>7438853
I'm skelly enough and i'm gonna slip in there and cuddle you

>>7438866
Please do. It gets lonely in my clothes.

>>7438873
Imma hug you and stay with you for a few hours

>>7438859
Thanks for the kind words, anon. Thing is, having somebody listening definitely has helped in the past, even if I end up not following their advice, just talking about your problems feels liberating for a while. But belonging, making friends and stuff, that's another story.

Which now that I think of it has the exact same problem for me; at this point in life all the people I met have their own friend circles, individual interests and such, and I'm too quick to judge and start not standing people to deal with what I dislike on them anyways, so.

>>7438809
it was like 2 bucks go buy one

>>7438887
I can dream that for sure.

>>7438941
It's 1am and I've got like $5.

>>7438949
thats two cans!

revelling in self-loathing is hedonistic and delusional

if you want to spite your existence, focus on improving yourself and get revenge on those negative thoughts

>>7438957
get revenge on this dick bby

>>7438956
Yeah but I've gotta walk like 5km to a 24/7 store.

>>7438957
I don't hate myself. I just don't give a shit about anything that would not immediately get me killed or in deep shit.

>>7438976
and blam theres your exercise for the like 1800 calories

>>7439000
Ye but you know. Walking.

Plus I've already eaten today.

>>7439021
i been walking n stuff
i no it suck but u gobba do it or u gon die

>>7439039
That's the best thing that could happen to me.

>>7438949
No dreaming when i'll hug you
How do i open a bottle of wine without a cork puller

>>7439061
I hit it lightly against something a few times and pull, or use a knife.

>>7439071
I got it out with a screw and a hammer

>>7439078
You made me proud. How's it taste?

>>7439086
Like loneliness and broken dreams

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>>7439094
We can be lonely together. Also I've got lots of spare dreams you can have.

>>7439113
Yay

I have never dreamt in my life

Fuck, I need to read more. I've been clearing out my shitty student room because I'm finally moving onto something better (thanks to nepotism and, as the lefties would call it, "privilege", which gives me a measure of shame). And I've discovered an absolute assload of unread books. Books I forgot I had, because they were on the backrow of a bookshelf, under a layer of dust. I'm a slow reader, and I keep buying new books because that's what I want to read at that moment.

Also, I'm going to need a bunch of bookshelves. I should take a trip to Ikea later this week. Maybe I'll gorge myself on their meatballs, too.

>>7439134
Really? That's weird.

>>7439237
he lies

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>>7438500
Feel better. Or do not. Fuck it. No control over you.

This is shit art. But is better than first piece of shit art. And was made by gauging off your art. So your art made this less shit.
Or something. Fuck it. Am tired. Have art.

>>7439290
Hey I like the pixel art man. Good job.

>>7439290
No quads but still lookin' good mate

>>7439298
Is literally second piece of pixel art I have made. First was in last thread. For babbys furst pixels, is not too shitty. Am at least able to blow individual pixels up to inch-by-inch so useless fingers can hit them most of time.

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>>7439237
It is, parents sent me to doctors and psychologists, they didn't find shit

>>7439279
I don't
Why would i

>>7439290
This is good art

>>7439388
Haha I hate myself.

Maybe you need cuddles to dream?

>>7439388
You probably just don't remember your dreams, Hitler. And if you smoke weed, that also stops you from dreaming. It disrupts your sleep pattern so you don't enter the phase of sleep where you dream. That's probably also why potheads spend hours more on sleep than other people.

Might be because you have some sort of disorder that has the same effect. Psychologists don't know shit about dreaming, though, unless they're neuroscientists. But I'm guessing these were Freudian hacks who think they can tell a person's personality from their dreams. Bunch of idiotic aura-sniffers giving the entire science a bad name.

i wish i had foreskin

>>7439397
I think they would help

>>7439422
I don't smoke
Could be a disorder tho, i'm a weirdo
Why are you calling me hitler

>>7439436
You can borrow mine if you need it.

>>7439436
I wish people who complain about being circumcised as a kid would get their foreskin back, then get phimosis and go through circumcision as an adult.

>>7439441
Because 88 stands for Heil Hitler.

>>7439730
I wish the people crying about foreskin would have it from birth, think its normal, almost have sex with a girl till she freaks out over extra skin she's never seen before, then mentally freaks with the painful self inflicted mental damage of thinking their dick is fucked up

>>7439730
you don't even get circumsized as a kid unless you're a muslim
its religious branding, it has nothing to do with health hazards. Phimosis is in less than 1% of adult men with foreskin but you wouldn't bother to look that up
You're caught up in the fear mongering
You'd be the type of guy to think that getting your pinkie toe cut off at birth was normal because everyone did it
"With a pinkie toe, you could get ingrown toe nails or toe fungus, its healthier to just remove it obviously"

>>7439889
>you don't even get circumsized as a kid unless you're a muslim
Most boys in the US are circumcised. People have been fooled into thinking it's normal and necessary so hospitals can charge them for pointless surgery and they can sell the foreskins to cosmetics manufacturers.

>>7439742
Oh i didn't even see my dubs
Best thing to happen all week


I love having my foreskin

>>7440027
What's it like anon

>>7440052
Squishy skin that protects my benis

Feels really good to play with

>>7440010
as far as i'm aware muslims are the only one to do it as a child
us does it during infancy

>>7440052
My glans is supple and cute like some sort of flesh marshmallow.

>>7440112
You're drawing a distinction between "infant" and "child" that I'm not sure >>7439730 is drawing.

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>this thread

>>7440195
as i was intending
muslims do it to 13 year olds
americans do it to 1 year olds
priests would do it to either

>>7440215
Sean why are you posting here

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>>7440070
>>7440143
Sounds like a good time. Wish I had some to play with

You can play with mine.

>full but also want to keep eating

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>>7440458
Thanks anon

Does anyone have SLEEPWALKING from the same artist as these terrible animals and wouldn't mind sharing it?

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>>7440570
I'll help you anon.

>>7439889
I'm just salty because I constantly see complaining about being circumcised as an infant, while I wish I did because I rolled that natural 1.

>>7439388
Haha i hate myself

>>7440647
then you have the option to get circumcised
that is not an option for the majority of men

Fucken ashley

>>7440627
Thanks, stud.

>>7440647
please don't be bitter about peens anon

you're only hurting yourself

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We need more of these fancomics

>>7440669
Obviously I had to get this surgery done, this condition doesn't go away on it's own and it really sucks, and it fucks you up mentally
And the surgery sucks too, probably the worst two months of my whole life so far

>>7440730
I just want to vent a bit

>>7440867
vent about what? being privileged enough to make that choice?
Sure would have been glad if my mom had just cut my throat at birth but then that wasn't my choice either

>>7441219
Which choice?

>>7441263
To have dick skin

>>7441322
Phimosis is a condition, you daffy. There is no choice here, you have to get circumcised.

>>7440867
>I had to get this surgery done, this condition doesn't go away on it's own

>phimosis

You didn't need to mutilate your cock because of phimosis, retard. Plenty of better ways to deal with it than amputation.

>hurr durr I broke a toe, time to amputate my foot.

>>7441372
cancer is a condition daffy, there is no choice there, lets chop off women's breasts to prevent all this breast cancer

>>7441372
>There is no choice here, you have to get circumcised.

No, you don't. For fuck's sake what kike doctor told you to chop it all off?

You could have at least googled other treatments before taking a meat cleaver to your cock. Google Preputioplasty or something you idiot.

Will Habits ever update again?

>>7441423
>>7441466
>>7441472
>implying I didn't get second opinion or tried steroid cream

Whatever, fuck you guys, I remember when these threads were less hostile.

>>7440722
Thanks for the storytime.

>>7443362
A ten second google search could have saved your cock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preputioplasty

>>7443963
My cock is fine, if anything, it's much better than it was before the surgery, because at least I can get a boner or masturbate without feeling pain

Honestly I just wanted a bit of compassion, instead I get called a privileged retard for trusting my health to a medical professional, because someone is over some medical malpractice in US. Even if I made a mistake, I don't really fucking care because I didn't make worse than they were, and there isn't much I can do about it now anyway. Besides, comic isn't going to be updated anytime soon, most other shitty drawfags don't stick, and now I'm on a verge of having a meltdown over this thread because I had a nerve to complain about something in my life, so I probably should stop shitposting here. Not that anyone would or should care, it's just another whine, feel free to call me out on being stupid again.

>>7444322
The problem is that you used your medical issue to justify infant genital mutilation.

Phimosis sucks, but circumcision isn't a good solution to it, and certainly isn't something that should be done to babies for no reason.

Intact penis > mutilated penis.

>>7444359
I never tried to justify it, I even explained it my second post >>7440647
I just said I wish I did undergo it because then I wouldn't have to deal with this shit my whole teenage life, avoiding anything that could lead to sex, and as an early adult, waking up at 5 AM after the surgery, thinking that you've pissed yourself, only to find out that morning wood causes your seams to part, but you're still under ketamine because you have work tomorrow and need some sleep, and didn't notice that you're bleeding like a stuck pig.

But whatever, again, fuck you guys.

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Who the fuck at this point cares if theres some skin cut from that dick if that dick is still working and attached to someone giving enough shit to spend time with you.

Fucking bourgeoisie, haha i hate myself

>>7440112
Muslims and Jews do it because it's a part of their religion.
The vast majority of the people in the US who get their dick sliced up do it because of aesthetic reasons rather than religious ones.

>>7444922
The person it's attached to is far more important than the penis itsself.

That being said, an uncut cock is more fun for both parties.

>>7444704
Sorry your dick had problems, but the vast majority of circumcisions have been forced onto children against their consent and it is undeniably inferior to an intact penis. Can you at least see why people would be upset about having their dicks mutilated without their consent?

>>7445002
>The vast majority of the people in the US who get their dick sliced up do it because of aesthetic reasons rather than religious ones.

No, it started as a puritanical campaign to prevent boys from masturbating. There's lots of money in it and "cosmetic" reasons are just the reasoning used to keep the money rolling in. Chopping up babies dicks for cosmetic reasons is fucking horrible even if it were the actual reason. The only cosmetic surgeries that should be done on children are to correct shit that's fucked up to begin with. If someone wants to run their dick through a meat slicer then let them do it as adults.

Circumcision was invented with the intention of sacrificing sexual pleasure to show devotion to a fictional deity.

>>7445035
>Can you at least see why people would be upset about having their dicks mutilated without their consent?
Apparently I'm the one who personally bit off their foreskins

Good morning thread. How's everybody doing aside from the whole foreskin arguments?

>>7445799
Same as always, only not killing myself so I can more do drugs.

>>7440722
Thanks for the storytime. I come to these threads for cute possum pictures to make me happy and this was real nice.

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>thinking about how you stayed in a mutually co-dependent relationship for 5 years with a manipulative, abusive, bipolar, ostracising, narcissistic, jealous prick
>how you cared so much more than he did
>how you were so afraid and devoted that you lost all your friends and nearly failed high school just so you could be at his beck and call
>how everything was always your fault
>how his abuse was also your fault
>how he implied you made him abuse you
>how he would ignore you for days on end if you made him mad
>how he would say you hated him and threatened suicide if you got mad at him or called him out
>how he would tell you about who he wanted to fuck and how he wanted to join grindr and blow random dudes just to fuck with you
>how he told you about the new person he wanted to date every month
>how he would sext random people and send nudes to them and you could do nothing but watch
>how you somehow forgave his abuse and overlooked his flaws and melted whenever he said "I love you"
just fuck me up senpai

>>7446343
>High school relationship

What else were you expecting? Teenagers are shitty and stupid and nobody is proud of the decisions they made as a teenager.

>>7446343
I actually had something similar except he was just a friend. Constantly threatened to kill himself if I did anything to annoy him and always told me to go kill myself.

>>7446551
the thing with mine was he was always afraid of commitment or something. He never actually made our relationship official even though we absolutely had one, so I was always "just his best friend", which is what he used to justify all the sexual bullshit even though if I so much as hinted (or accidentally let out) that I wanted to become just someone's /friend/ he'd go absolutely ballistic.
Forget getting into "another" relationship.

In fact the only reason I managed to grow a pair and leave him is one night we drank (granted he was drunker than I was) and sent some racy stuff to each other. He said he was fine with it during and the day after, but the day after that, out of nowhere he said I'd sexually assaulted him. That hurt more than anything I'd ever experienced before.

>>7446527
I don't know man, it always felt like more than "just your average shitty high school relationship". This was some next level shit.

>>7446699
Fuck. At least you got out of it. Some people are just assholes and you've got to leave them behind.

>>7446699
>>7447070
Seconded. Remember that there's nothing wrong with putting yourself first, especially for the sake of your own health.

So what's the comic that's been posted throughout this thread called?

>>7447267
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/tagged/terribleterribleterrible

>>7447267
When it was hosted on Vice for a while it was called Habits.

Heh

>>7450729
What's so funny anon?

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>>7447267
Joke's on you; she hasn't updated in months.

>>7450778
DON'T REMIND ME

>>7439290
This is fucking cash money dude.
Thank you so much.

Does anybody here feel like they've totally betrayed their family?
I feel like a total piece of shit for being as depressed as I am because I was given plenty of care and attention as a child, and I was quite well provided for until I left the home, but now I just spend my money on guitar stuff, liquor and drugs and hope I overdose

>>7451857
I think I'd be okay with being as much of a piece of shit as I am if I had a reason for it. My upbringing was fine. My mother loved me. I guess it's just that I'm fucking worthless by nature.

>>7451857
I had a pretty poor childhood and my father ran away. I also had some events that I guess would be counted as traumatic but I dunno if that's what made me a piece of shit.

>>7451857
I can relate to this.
My parents are very good and caring people but for some reason I'm very apathetic towards them.
I don't know what made me like this, but I really wish it would disappear because I love my parents.
The only thing that shitted up my life is bullies and lack of friends. But that's not a real and justifiable reason to be so depressed about.
Yet here I am, sitting alone in my room and thinking about cutting again despite all the promises I made.
My parents don't deserve a little shit like me. They've put so much effort into bringing me into a country with good education and normal prople and all I'm thinking about is killing myself.

>>7452635
I know exactly how you feel, man.
I urge you not to cut yourself and try to channel that energy elsewhere, but I know myself it's a hard fucking habit to break.
Do you feel alone in your daily life, or are you simply without company? My biggest issue is feeling alone, without someone understanding to talk to, all the time.

>>7451857
Fuck no, they were horrible abusive pieces of shit.

>>7451857
I don't owe it to my parents to live a certain way. They don't like it and that's hard to deal with but I can't be different for them even if I wanted to.

Feels good when you're thinking of finally killing yourself but then someone messages you to ask how you're doing. Looks like I'm going on for another day.

>>7451857
I'm conflicted.

>be completely normal and caring parents, providing for me at the best of their ability
>telling me I was "abusive" and "violent" cause I looked sad when I came back for work when I was living with them and asked for them not to be so loud in the mornings
>despite my brother having physically abused us all when I was younger and almost killed my father once, my dad flat out told me once I was worse than him
>despite me having never laid a finger on them or anybody

I feel very offended cause if I ever hurt them it was never my intention, but I guess I also understand they'd be dissappointed I turned out such a huge failure.

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>approx 24 hours later and thread has exploded 160 posts

>>7451857
My mother left my father then my life
my father was good hearted but spent his life at the local comic store
my grandparents were extremely mean to me because i was "too girly"
My siblings and cousins all made fun of me for being "too girly"
My oldest sister abused me physically and mentally because she blamed our father leaving her mom for my mom on me
i had one good sister but my mom took her when she moved
my uncle threatened to kill me, my other uncle and aunts were complete asswipes to me
Now my grandparents are begging to talk to me again
I don't want to do it
but i feel i should
haha i hate day to day living

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>>7454875
Kinda exploded, but within first 6hours of creating the thread

>>7452786
Yeah, just lonely all the fucking time because I can't/don't want to talk to people.
There is a strange distance between me and them. Even my closest friend. I don't understand what it is pulling us apart but I feel it, and I've been like this my whole life.
Maybe it's paranoia, maybe it's a defensive mechanism, but whatever it is I want it gone.

>>7440635
It looks like there is a page before this one (I can see text from the other side on the left), does anyone have it?

>>7455867
You can see them on the blog as `freebies` or here
mega:///#F!w8snESwT!q9gOUyA2hGjB-cmWAIsJpw!VhdHyI6Z

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>>7455867
Yea there were like two additional covers, gimme aminute


Sad

Got 220mg of morphine with a contact. I'm planning on downing them with 100mg diazepam so I don't feel all the od effects. Wish me luck, I'm going home.

>>7455972
Aw shit, correct link:
https://mega.nz/#F!w8snESwT!q9gOUyA2hGjB-cmWAIsJpw!VhdHyI6Z

>>7456033
I wonder if cops monitor these threads… Maybe wanna talk instead of doing that?
And anyhow, godspeed friendo.

>>7456033
Or just take some of the drugs each day for several days, and get more drugs to repeat the process and finally enjoy life instead of ending it.

>>7455994
>printed in PRC
Filthy communist.

man

and here i am

only coming around occasionally because i like Habits

>>7440070

i think most guys can agree playing with their dick is pretty A+

>>7440627

oh damn i've been looking for this forever

cheers

>>7456759
Yep

>>7438362

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Years ago I set myself list of goals I have to achieve before certain ages.

Since today i got exactly one year left till i fail my first goal, and as I promised myself, will have to end this pathetic existence.
Cheers friends, everything will be alright soon.

>>7459295
what have you got to lose
get off your ass and get those goals done, faggot

>>7460341
Nah my friend, i'm done with trying just to fail, now it's time to fail without trying.

>be in small group of friends online that is my only form of social interaction
>have a history of just going offline without telling anyone because ???
>tell friends ill be gone for a bit for once
>go to disney for the first time for a week
>have no access to internet so alone by myself
>think of nothing but going back home to be with friends
>finally get back
>wish i hadnt gone because its fucking expensive
>immediately want to stay offline for a while

I need to stop doing this.

>>7456759
What about playing with other guys' dicks?

>>7461724
I think playing with other dicks is A++.

>>7460545
Can share what goal is, or is too personal in nature? Is understandable if this is case; am simply curious fuck who likes knowing details am having no reason or need to ask for.

If willing to share, and willing to keep sharing, how far from completion is goal? And what is preventing completion of goal beyond lack of fucks left to give?

>>7461825
I'd rather play with someone else's dick than my own.

>>7462054
Same. I play with yours and you play with mine?

>>7460761
Learn a skill or become obsessed with a bad meme. Make something. It's what I do sometimes.

>>7461890
Nothing really interesting, stuff like at least X amount of monies per year, living without roommate or family.
I guess if I cared I could cheat and go to some asylum that spots rooms with one bed.

when do i kill myself

>>7465323
when you die

>>7465323
on my signal

>>7465323
Not yet.

>>7459295
Im giving you an extension, have it on my desk by friday

>>7465323
When you run out of drugs

>>7466032
Can I deliver me cut off head instead?

>>7465323
after you've gone through at least 42 of us in a glory hole fashion

im more of a bat myself

>totally had it going with a cute as fuck goth chick in highschool
>we mished so well together
>thought she was dating some gay guy the entire time
>turns out she was single
>her last message to me before she deleted her facebook was "I would really love to eat out your ass right now homo"
Is this regret?

>>7470491
>tfwvlived my entire life without laying my eyes on a single goth chick

ffuck

never
get
into
a
ldr
Unless youre filthy rich.

>>7470507
They're so cute when they aren't morbidly obese

>>7470512
This.
This shit can be more painful then just regular loneliness

Man, I can't wait until I'm out of my shared accommodation. It really sucks to come home with the plan to make some chicked soup, and there's two girls in the kitchen already who want to make risotto, which will take them ages.

In general, I'm always the guy who's waiting on others. And I love across from the kitchen, so I hear everything they say and do. It never bothered me for years, but good God do I hate it, now. I won't be here a week from now, and I'm damn glad for that fact. Onward to joyful silence and fucking finally enough room to walk more than three paces, and enough privacy to go to the bathroom butt naked in the middle of the night if I want to.

It took way too long, man. And I'm way too old. Fuck NEET life. And fuck assburgers.

>>7471120
Similar to you here. I can't stand living with other people.

>>7471120

Good luck in the new place.

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cozy jams time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJFYtyEIJ60

>>7438837
this reminds me of something im looking for
its a gif i saw once of a castle, bunch of semi-anthro cat people, the guards come running up, pick up one of the cats and toss him out a window
similar art style as this gif

anyone have any idea what that could be?

>>7475103
Damn that kid got some horse dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKAgo-g5V2E

>>7475589
>that kid got some horse dick

What?

>>7475456
The Cat Returns?
https://youtu.be/ZNfxn9GtZBo?t=1m59s

Anyone else ever have a day where everything went right and you're kinda sad you can't justify why you's a piece of shit to yourself?

>>7475103
i just been listening to grimes recently

>>7481366
>Anyone else ever have a day where everything went right

Nothing ever goes right in my life. The best thing that's ever happened in my life was finding a small bag of crystal meth on the floor one time. Every day is worse than the last.

>>7482989
How is meth? I've never gotten around to trying but I've heard it's good to give a go.

>>7482999
It's pretty fucking awesome. I don't wish I was never born when I'm on it. You should try it.

Also really useful for getting shit done (like adderall) at low doses

>>7482999
my friend's mom and sister both got into meth and lost a collective 600 pounds
shit is great for weight loss, but i'm not sure about anything else

>>7483023
>>7483025
Next time I've got some cash I might give it a go. I don't like doing drugs more then once a month and most of the time I just drop acid with a friend or the time I did coke.

Should be fun.

>>7483039
You gonna smoke, snort. or plug it?

Burns like a motherfucker if you snort it.

>>7483086
Think I'll smoke it. I'm not good at snorting anything so I won't do that.

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Alright possums. I am 50 days clean and its fucking terrible. Literally nothing in my life has gotten better because I quit. And I feel like its been a waste of time. Post your favorite drugs.
>mushrooms
>weed
>liquor
>acid

>>7483110
Acid and alcohol are third and second.

There's still nothing that'll beat a cigarette for me though.

>>7483110
I don't do drugs i just eat

>>7483110
Meth and opioids. They make me hate myself less enough to not wish I was dead.

I can't fuck around with psychedelics. It's always horrible.

>>7483128
I only smoke when I drink, otherwise I just get jitters.

>>7483139
Foods good

>>7483144
They aren't for everyone. My last trip was a bad one, I would rather go through dying again than have to experience a negative trip that intense again. Although the two where fairly similar. I still don't regret it though. I fought off a lot of my demons that day.

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>>7483110
I actually don't drink at all. Mainly because I don't want to drink around people. I could probably be a lonely drunk but somehow I never get around to it.

Mostly I just pop OTC pain pills and eat.

>>7484000
Seeing this made me regret a promise I made to stop taking painkillers. Which makes me want them more damn it.

hahaha I hate myself but I'm all out of booze

come over here we're buried in it to a degree its pissing me off

>>7483110

>used to smoke weed
>started fucking with my heart
>developed phobias as a result
>can't do any drugs anymore

Nothing has been the same since. Took years before I could drink alcohol again. Now I get drunk several nights a week, when it won't conflict too much with work.

>>7472010
I was fine with it for ages. But I'm seriously old, and just stuck around student accommodation due to being a NEET with assburgers. Around a year ago it started to REALLY bother me. As in violent-fantasies-about-running-into-the-night-to-stab-loud-drunk-people bother.

Just... fuck... stop making so much noise, people.

>>7473298
Thanks, bro. I'm looking forward to having more room than a human piece of cattle, and also being able to jack off in the living room, should I feel like it.

>>7486229
>Just... fuck... stop making so much noise, people.

Actually, this is one of the reasons I can't stand living with others. When I was a kid I'd get the shit beaten out of me any time I made any noise so now when I'm around others I'm too terrified to do anything that could make noise. It's fucking paralyzing.

>>7465323
now

Man its a great day to be a white dude

>>7489736
Arab American here. What's it like being white?

>>7489759
same as any other race
cept you're constantly being fed shit that you should feel guilty for everything white people have done
wish i was asian desu

>>7486229
After moving into a place with my friends, I got the bedroom adjacent to the living room. Sleeping for work in the morning while the rest of the house stays up all night isn't fun.

>>7487357
While I didn't get beaten, I know what you mean. Tip-toeing around the house, avoiding foods that use the microwave, peeing on the side of the toilet bowl, just b/c you might wake someone up.

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>>7489759
Feels like everyone’s stealin’ mah jerbss

>>7489773
being asian would rule

>>7490188
then i could pass without any problems
and would most likely prefer spicy foods over sweet

>>7490212
>not liking spicy foods already

WTF is wrong with you?

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>>7489759
Apathy.

Like from all around you. Nobody gives a shit if you're white. There's no secret club or anything.
When you're some other race, because of the way society is, that automatically becomes a part of your identity. But when you're white nobody gives a shit.
Which is honestly pretty fucking great if you're some kind of real go getter type A personality with no major fuckups, but you're in a Habits thread on /trash/.
If you're a shitty person, your life is still pretty shitty. Poor white trash is a thing. Depression, mental hangups, all that stuff, those are still a thing.

It can also be weird because you're bombarded with stuff about how you're privileged and lucky and everything is easier for you, from both a good ("you're great!") and bad ("you suck!") perspective.
Meanwhile you're just you.
You didn't really check a box or anything, you're just born white.
I mean, given the option, I'd have probably checked the white box anyway, but.
I don't know. You know?

So the apathy's good and bad.
But it also makes you feel alone. Like you don't have an identity. Which is probably what leads to a lot of people becoming self-hating SJWs with too many pronouns and racist nazi fucks.
Because you're still fucked up. It's just nobody's thinking about you.
So it's easy to wish you mattered.

Being white is basically everyone telling you you're supposed to be important and nobody told you what the fuck you're supposed to be doing or why.

>>7492878
I can tell I spend too much time on Reddit, because I was going to upvote that.

Good spiel, though.

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>>7493640
I would give it a gold, but im too poor for shit like this. I can give the anon golden shower tho...

>>7494219
Up until reading that I always thought I hated watersports. Thinking about it though, it's kinda hot.

>>7494345
Maybe you just sad enough to be into humiliation.
I sure im.

>>7494594
Yeah. I really am.

I'd love for someone to just interact with me in anyway. Maybe I should look online and mention I'm willing to do anything.

>>7494594
I fucking love watersports and I hate humiliation shit. Drinking piss doesn't mean I'm into that other shit.

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POST MORE OPPOSUMS

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Since piss is on topic now I might as well post this.

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>>7496007

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>>7496015

I want to see Clem's possum pussy

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>>7496083

why possums

>>7496283
Because the main character of the comic is an opossum.

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>>7496083
I bet it smells like trash and possum ass

>>7496096
>>7496625
Girls are gross.

>>7496625
Delicious

>>7496535
what if it was a skunk

>>7496676
I'd eat her ass out and suck her tailhole while she sprays in my mouth.

>>7496712
im pretty sure you cant do that without, i dont know, vomiting all over the place

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>>7483110
>weed
>cocaine
>booze
>mushrooms
In order of favoritism. Havent done anything else.
Cant wait to get paid this friday, going to get a half of weed and an eightball to gift to myself and some friends.
Though really I shouldnt.

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>>7497090
Coke is fucking garbage compared to meth. Do a good drug instead.

>>7497155
dont do drugs kids

do sex kids
you won't end up here

i drank an alcohol
why do adults do this
it tastes terrible

>>7497726
its a drug the taste doesnt matter

>>7497726
It's good after you've had half a bottle of vodka.

>>7498048
im druuunk as fuuuuuuuck where my possum boyos aaaat

>>7498058
heyyy

>>7498058
What've you been drinking anon?

>>7498077
>>7498080
EVERCLEAR

hahaha I hate myself and I want to dieeee

>>7498112
You can't die yet anon. Still got more threads to post in. How much you had to drink?

>>7498127
8 shots

>>7498171
So you're feeling pretty good right now? Are you doing anything else?

>>7498188
trying to fill the hole in my life with shallow as fuck socialization with people who dont even know me, you?

>>7498195
'Bout the same and listening to music. Trying to keep myself busy and distracted.

>>7498216
I wish I could sdistract myself, used to enjoy vidya, dont really anymore, dont enjoy anything anymore.

>>7498232
Got some beats to listen to? What about an audio book or something?

There's gotta be something that you can enjoy.

>>7498246
im always listening to music, gotta keep that chill comfy vibe, otherwise ill just off myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwKCrdICx2c

>>7498252
>>7498252
Good to see someone else does that thing where they play music none stop to stop them from thinking to hard. Nice music by the way.

>>7498281
thanks

>>7498290
Anything in particular fucking you up right now, or is it just the regular shit?

>>7498304
wat

>>7498410
Well you seem a little sad. Is there something specific wrong or is just how you always are?

>>7498433
no dreams, no motivations, no reason to wake up anymore, nohing to live for, dying slowly, no money, no friends, no family, no life, tried to drowen my life in dsitractions but I dont enjoy them anymore, whats the point.

>>7498467
I dunno. I haven't figured it our either. Doesn't mean you should give up trying, latch on to any stupid plan or goal and just keep working towards that. Can't be worse then going nowhere.

>>7498492
I wish that was enough anymore.

>>7498518
Even if it's not enough it's something. Which by it's very definition's greater then nothing.

You have to still have something you want to accomplish.

>>7498537
nopem unless suicide is something

>>7498655
No. It's not.

Come on it's impossible for someone to sit around wanting nothing but death all day. If you really wanted to die that much you'd of killed yourself by now.

>>7498666
9 times and counting boyos, too bad im such an absolute fuck up I either pussy out last second maiming my body even further

>>7498692
But that's just it, you pussied out because you changed your mind in the end, I've tried it twice but now accepted I can't. if you can't do it in 9 goes then you most likely never will and there's no point to keep trying that when you could go try and fix your life.

I know you most likely won't listen to a word I say but I'm not going to tell you to give up on life no matter what.

>>7498716
ive already given up, I just cant kill myself, im stuck in hell

>>7498736
Well then hang a picture on the wall and make your slice of hell as comfy as you can.

>>7498692

not him but then there's something you're holding on to, something worth investing into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMmp_knpt4

whats up dude?

>>7498762
im invested in opossums

>>7498812
Do animal rescue. I do volunteer work for them and it's fun.

>>7498812

well you're in the right place then <3

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i wanna climb into a trash can and have the dump truck take me to the dump and crush my body into tiny bloody bits

>>7498865
You just gave me a boner

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>>7498877
D U M P S T E R B O Y S

>>7498887
I'd curl up in a dumpster to die with you anon.

>>7498900
http://www.strawpoll.me/12245449/r

>>7498918
Hahaha very funny.

>>7498928
almost as funny as liver Psoriasis

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>>7498865
Is it weird that that sounds really fucking comfy.

Like I guess it helps that I have the opposite of claustrophobia, where I just really love small spaces.

But the idea of just getting compacted down all small and then buried under a pile of trash and then nobody knows where I am, part of me's just like, "Fuck yeah tha'd be nice."

I feel like that's a pretty fucked up thing to feel like.

I like how these threads reflect the comic's motifs of being unable to change or escape your inevitable decline. The comic itself hasn't updated in months but we keep posting 'em, time marches on without us but we cling desperately to what we know.

>>7498994
I guess we're all kinda fucked up enough to keep crawling back because reading the same comic and being depressed is easier then changing. It's become our safety net.

I want to be that cute one with the bow on the head.