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ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite superhero?
Info: http://pastebin.com/k7mZcish
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>>7427484
they are tasteless fucks
i went to buff klinks and they acted like i pulled out a bomb
>>7427481
maybe dude
might hop in
totally not doing so just to check you out
definitely not doing that
champ of kanto aint a creeper
>>7427531
i am
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>Yanmega has passed out from exhaustion
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>>7427555
Your funeral. Just don't mention Suicune around Eusine.
He'll flip.
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>>7427531
This guy. >>7427555
I'l call him smugman, the worlds most smuggest person.
He has the power to get trips.
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>>7427496
Yeah, could you drop us off just outside?
I can go inside and get help.
Hopefully they'll be alright.
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>>7427531
It's a toss up between Ariados-man and that guy with the hockey mask from teenage mutant ninja turtwigs, uh, Casey Jones I think?
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>>7427592
>>7427626
Noproblem.
>He flies them over and drops them infront of the center.
I'llbewaitingoutsideifyouneedme.
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>>7427655
Cool, thanks for the help.
>gets about halfway through the front door before falling over
>medical staff rush to pick up Sandslash
>they also see >>7427592 unconscious on the ground and rush to get Yanmega inside too
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>>7427739
Nooooooproblem!
>The Vikavolt perches on top of the roof.
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>>7427739
>Is healed, and given food/water
...
Flying was a mistake.
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fuck!
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>>7427961
Get back here!
And stop cursing, I haven't taught you any of that shit, just put you in bags.
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>>7427984
shit!!!!!
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>>7427961
>Evens, pew is teleported into a bag
>Odds, a bag is teleported inside their body instead
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>>7428016
shi-
>alternate universe cosmog is teleported back into its universe
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>>7427555
Hey whats your team again? Asking for a friend
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>>7427959
Well now we know not to try anything like that again.
I shouldn't have agreed to letting you carry me all that way, sorry.
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>>7428016
Thanks dummy!
Your next!
Get in the bag!
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>>7428138
>Vikavolt used Zap Cannon on the bag!
No!
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>>7428178
That was the last bag!
What do you think, I'm made out of bags and money?!
Get in the ... you win this round.
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>>7428205
I'llendyourreignofterror!
>Vikavolt used Guillotine!
(I'm gonna be fair to the 30% accuracy and say this only OHKOs with 8 or 0. Any other evens are 50% damage.)
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>>7428130
It's fine.
I need to be more mindful of my personal limits next time.
Anyway, where are we?
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>>7428225
I need more bags for this.
>flees into the bagst- sunset.
I'l be back, to bag 'em all.
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>>7428269
Asshole.
>He returns to the top of the Pokemon Center.
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>>7427605
wait what
my funeral
what the fuck spooky ass shit are you guys doing in there
>>7427608
fuck yeah
>>7428062
klinklang, krookodile, talonflame, blaziken, metagross, heatran
>>7428225
(Guillotine fails when used against a higher level opponent, so keep that in mind.)
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>>7428335
(Don't worry Vika is like level 40 so not many people are gonna have to worry about him spamming that. Also I'm changing any even hits to 35%+ physical defense.)
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>>7428335
Ok cool thanks.
By the way your metagross is absolutely insane.
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>>7428280
Don't even think you'l be unbagged soon.
You'l get your bag, all of you!
>runs off.
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>>7428253
Next time we're getting on a ship, it'll be safer for both of us that way.
I'm not sure where we are.
>>7428280
Hey dude, would you mind telling us where we are?
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>>7428335
Its a pretty spooky incense ceremony. Ghosts and stuff, if you feel dizzy that's just part of the ceremony.
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>>7427555
Go get the Johto championship and then flaunt klinkland and metagross in front of these tasteless fucks, maybe then they will respect the superiority of robotmons
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>>7428385
Hopeyoudon'tlikeyourheadtoomuch.
>>7428387
Uh,IthinkthisisDewfordTown.It'sprettyclosetothatplacewiththeflowersyouwantedtosee.
Imeanthere'sanoceaninthewaybut...y'know.
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>>7428409
ghost
fuck that
lillie and the rape ghost can stay lonely in the afterlife for all i care
rose would probably like that shit though
lemme call her drunk ass up
>DIALING ROSE'S DRUNK ASS
>>7428371
thanks dude
he offers a fist bump
>>7428440
hell man
i already sweeped the kanto championship with just metagross
maybe ill sweep johto with just metagross too
just to drive the point home
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>>7428479
Oh? Well... It's part of getting the badge. If you want to become the champion you'll need to participate.
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>>7428479
>Click.
Yes, brother? I'm in the middle of a very important fashion show.
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>>7428507
fuck
i swear to me if i go in there and you fucks are smoking weed
>>7428533
fucking
theyre doing some spooky ass ghost summoning shit in this gym
thought you might like that sorta shit
sounds like your thing
time travel your bitch ass over here
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>>7428442
I uh...I think I've had enough of water for today.
I'm not sure what Yanmega wants to do but I think staying on dry land for a bit is probably a good idea.
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>>7428580
Then you're coming?
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>>7428580
As much as I'd love to I really want to see this little girl's spirit crushed in real time by Count Tentacles.
Good luck.
>Beep beep...
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>>7428640
damnit rose
>>7428628
fucking
apparently
be there in five your time
>Time Travel: Happen
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>>7428697
Is your mind plagued with fear of the dead?
I can assist you with that
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>>7428697
Hey I bet you have a real tasty soooouuuuul.
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>>7428600
I'm a bit tired...
But I feel like looking around.
That okay with you?
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>>7428697
Cool, just enough time to get everything set up. I'll be in the back room.
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>>7427531
The Incredible Karp
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>>7428600
>>7428738
There'sadecentcaveoverneartheback.Youwantmetocomewithyou?
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>>7428697
Boo.
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>>7428713
>>7428735
>>7428805
no
no fucking
stay the fuck away from me
>>7428756
if i fucking get possessed and die
im haunting your ass like nothing else
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>>7428735
You look in need of a bag!
Get the bag!
Get this fucking bag!
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>>7428827
Sounds like someone is afraid of Ghosts
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>>7428827
A few of my workmates say my ass is unhauntable but feel free to try. Oh please take your shoes off before you come in.
>When Dave entered the back room he would definitely see Morty lighting several candles around the room, Eusine sat somewhere in the middle, reading a book on Suicune.
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>>7428738
Yeah I'm fine with that, let me know if you find anything interesting. I think I need to just relax for a while.
>>7428774
There's not much that beats a nice cave. I'm going to go make myself at home there.
Feel free to come with me if you want.
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................?????
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>>7428805
You are the HOTTEST ghost type!
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>>7428841
fuck you
>>7428953
sup red
you guys should have warned me that johto sucks ass
>>7428890
>Dave takes his shoes off before coming in
>When he enters the back room he's mumbling something involving a lot of use of the word "fucking" and the words "ghost" "ouji board" "bullshit" and "exorcist"
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>>7428827
Boooooooo I'm coming for you.
>>7428977
...Thank you?
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>>7428980
....! .....
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>>7428993
welcome~!
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>>7428980
Ah, you're here. I hope you don't mind that I've let my ghost pokemon out.
>He chuckles a little and pats one of the floor pillow things.
Take a seat.
>There was DEFINITELY something breathing down his neck.
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>>7429064
And the breathing had the stench of weed.
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>>7427531
oh i need to answer your question!
My favorite is Jack Walker!!!
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>>7429014
red you have to use your words man.
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>>7429080
Do you really think I let my pokemon do that sort of thing? Emrys would have a field day with me.
>>7429124
Hello, Gengy.
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>>7428993
ill have krooks crunch your ass out of nonexistence if you come near me fucker
>>7429014
dude
i thought that like
we had a broship forming
why man
why did you do this
pikachu told me it was nice here
he fed me lies mate
fed me lies like a pig at a barn yard
it believes its special
but bacon time comes soon
out of the yard and into the frying pan
>>7429064
whatthefucknonononofuck
>He furiously swats at the back of his neck before sitting down
>That's a lot of fidgeting, Dave
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>>7429144
>Do you really think I let my pokemon do that sort of thing?
SO YOU DO
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>>7429168
yo something happen? Johto was nice when we left it....
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>>7429144
I would have a field day with you.
Hopefully this is not the case, is it Morty?
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>>7429168
Booooooo I'm coooooming for you!
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>>7429144
Hello human morty. Have you stubbed your toe today?
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>>7429144
Glad to know my reputation has already spread. Speaking of which, I'm trying to get the League to put Celadon's gym under new management.
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>>7429168
>A muffled doot is heard, lingering in the air
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>>7429213
yeah misty cant even battle anymore.... Cinnabar has a nicer gym haah!
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>>7429183
fucking
assholes keep harassing my klinklang and metagross
apparently they hate robots
>>7429189
i will hack you into bits with my aegislash
>>7429213
if i find someone for the job ill forward them to you
>>7429218
>Dave stiffens
>You can't hear it, but he's screaming internally
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>>7429168
You seem rather uncomfortable. Oh, just a moment! I forgot the most important part.
>He leaves for a moment to grab a large incense jar, returning a moment later and adding some leaves to it and lighting them.
>Is that a Gengar in the corner?
>Staring at Dave?
>I think it is.
>>7429172
I leave it to their choice. It is legal here in Johto.
>>7429186
Of course not~
>>7429201
I try to- Ow! Avoid that.
>>7429213
Aw, not Erika. We're best friends.
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>>7429265
>establishing uplink
>camera420: back room
>stream: begin
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>>7429265
Hmph.
I do not recognize the ritual you are participating in - I presume it is new.
I am interested to see the results.
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>>7429264
......................?
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>>7429264
>Another doot comes, clearer, and echoing far longer within the halls of your mind.
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>>7429265
Hehe. you ready to stop dave yet? You better be! I am counting on you.
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>>7429265
I don't think it's allowed by the league to impair your challenger's judgement that way.
>frantic searching for open IP cameras in the area
>finds one in a convenience store nearby, aimed at a window in the gym
That's no incense you fuck
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>>7429293
yeah dude a little brat flung a rock at metagross
tempted to have him meteor mash the little fuck in the face
but nah
just buffed him out again instead
>>7429303
fucking
this gym
>>7429334
ill kick your ass if you dont shut the hell up
>>7429265
>The fidgeting gets stronger
>Were he not the kind of douche that wears sunglasses inside it'd be clearer he was intentionally looking everywhere but at that Gengar
>>7429335
what
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>>7429265
I'm watching you-
>>7429335
Morty you fucker.
Better clean your act up soon.
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>>7429348
You might want to not breathe in as much while you're there.
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>>7429348
>DOOT right behind your left shoulder.
Boo.
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>>7429379
fucking
this fucking gym
yeah sure
>Aegislash scarf: happen
>>7429384
>Muffled screaming and an attempt to clock Arceus with the shield portion of Aegislash
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>>7429282
>Morty gives the camera a thumbs up.
>A Gasty sticks its tongue out at the camera.
>>7429289
Just a simple cleansing ritual. I like to make them a little less complex.
>>7429334
We will see.
>>7429335
Again, a simple cleansing ritual. We will be battling shortly.
>>7429348
>He pats the floor and the Gengar melts into the floor and appears under his hand, giving Dave a wide smile.
The ritual will be done shortly.
>>7429373
Chill, bro.
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I can just feel the sexual tension.
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>>7429426
I see.
Once you die I can show you some of the strongest spells in existence, if you wish to see them.
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>>7428894
Barely made it, the plane crashed but I managed to get out alright.
So, we're sight seeing?
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>>7429422
>SpookyDads trumpet is more or less destroyed.
..Me damnit that was my favourite dooter, kiddo.
>Fugs back off to my dead universe after giving you the real big spook chills.
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>>7429564
>Flies up to the chespin
I guess so.
Any spots in mind?
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>>7429500
oh yeah sure
plenty of it
do you see the fucking rose petal trail man
fucking gay ass shit going on here
obviously these are mortys fucking seduction ghosts
and im just missing the clues like some sort of cave man
uneducated in the arts of spooky flirtation
fuck you
>>7429426
>Ignore the Gengar ignore the Gengar ignore the Gengar
>>7429600
fucking arceus
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>>7429621
..........
BOO!
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>mean while in a simple yellow trailer home
>a man and a girafarig lay on an old, sturdy bed snuggled together
>a fawning curled up beside them
> all three lost in sleep and dreams
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>>7429500
Oh yes so much sexual tension. For the time travelling toddler.
>>7429512
Hahaha. I'll be waiting then.
>>7429621
>The incense burns out.
>Morty pulls the badge from under his scarf and holds it out to Dave.
Forgive me for being a little anticlimactic but you seem like you want to go. You're welcome to any future ceremonies though.
You've been a good sport, go ahead.
>>
>>7429621
Go see ZapDad for that, ya weirdo.
>Spooky kazoo noises
>Gone
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>>7429600
Damn that was a weak ass trumpet, you should get yours sourced from the best Hoennese memesmiths.
>>7429621
friggin morty
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>>7429564
Sounds like you had it rough too. Hope you're ok man.
I'd come sight seeing with you and Yanmega but I need some rest.
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>>7429677
WHY
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>>7429643
>Krookodile used Crunch!
252 Atk Choice Band Krookodile Crunch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 2040-2400 (2833.3 - 3333.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7429677
hahaha thanks dude
>Goes to grab the badge and gtfo
time travelling toddler?
never fucking mind fuck you were battling
>>7429703
fucking morty man
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>>7429739
..........
>phases out
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>>7429716
He's been a good sp-
>>7429739
Ah. Let's dance then. Go wild, I've been wanting to redesign the back room.
>Out goes Mismagius.
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>>7429780
>Krookodile is already out!
>Krookodile used Crunch!
252 Atk Choice Band Krookodile Crunch vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Mismagius: 546-644 (168.5 - 198.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
(Presuming all of Morty's Pokémon are Level 100 and not the IG levels)
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>>7429853
...
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>>7429853
Getting a little ahead of yourself?
>Mismagius used Will O Wisp!
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>>7429899
>Mismagius manages to burn itself.
That's unfortunate.
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>>7429264
Thanks, good to know you agree with me. These E4 guys though are all saying shit like "it's her gym, let her do what she wants!"
I think these guys get their drugs from her.
Explains why they were so easy to beat.
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>>7429899
It takes a hellton of skill to get yourself burned with your own Will-o-miss
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>>7429878
YES I KNOW I FUCKING MISSED
DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE ABLE TO DO BETTER WEARING SHADES IN A DARK, HAZY ASS ROOM WHILE HE FUMIGATES THIS SHIT WITH """"""""""INCENSE""""""""""
>>7429899
>Krookodile used Crunch!
252 Atk Choice Band Krookodile Crunch vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Mismagius: 546-644 (168.5 - 198.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7429918
fuckign
god damned
fuckign
morty
and drug bitch
theser fuckers
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>>7429942
....!
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>>7429920
Oh well.
>>7429942
>KOed.
Shame, would have been a good opportunity to use Hex.
>Out goes Gengar.
>Gengar used Focus Blast!
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>>7429992
Holy crud!
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>>7429992
fucking
>Dave sent out Metagross!
>Metagross mega Evolved!
>Metagross used Zen Headbutt!
252 Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Zen Headbutt vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 558-656 (215.4 - 253.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7429956
fuckign
how goes castelia
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>>7430098
Good work Gengar. Banette do the honors.
>Out goes Banette!
>Banette used Destiny Bond!
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>>7430098
(Krooks got KO'd, forgot to specify. Clarifying incase that confused anyone.)
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>>7430151
you fucking
how'd you miss that
>Metagross used Meteor Mash!
>On a 0 his attack will be raised!
252 Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Meteor Mash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Banette: 295-348 (109.6 - 129.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>7430202
Bad luck.
>Out goes Chandelure!
>Chandelure used Overheat!
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>>7430247
>It missed!
>Metagross, return!
>Heatran, go!
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>>7429942
Drugs are bad, agreed, I think I've found a compelling argument though: I showed them my video of my "battle" at Celadon and asked them how the league would take it if it went public. It's not illegal, but it would be a black eye for the League, something I can afford, but I don't think they can.
Video evidence is your best friend and worst enemy.
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>>7430290
Man.
>Chandelure used Shadow Ball!
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>>7430351
>It missed!
>Heatran used Earth Power!
252+ SpA Heatran Earth Power vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Chandelure: 236-278 (90.4 - 106.5%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO
>>7430319
dude i can donate my battle vid if you want
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>>7430410
>KOed.
Let's step it up a notch.
>Out goes Dusknoir.
>Dusknoir used Shadow Sneak!
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>>7430098
it's uuh different.
These people are violent here.
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>>7430410
Thanks, but apparently this was enough, they're prepared to give Celadon an order to clean up it's act or come under new management, though if you're recording right now, keep it for when you win Johto.
Fucking druggies shouldn't be owning gyms.
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Okay that paperwork was a massive pain in the ass. Like a butt trick twenty times over.
But I got my license finally, now uh..how exactly do I get a pokemon without, ykno, already having one?
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>>7430440
Johto sure is weird....
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>>7430440
im suggesting it to show that gym lackeys tripped up on lsd dont react well
one of them fucking shrieked
>>7430433
shit dude
you guys want some company
i can like
fucking time travel over there if you want
>>7430430
>It hit!
252+ Atk Life Orb Dusknoir Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 75-90 (23.2 - 27.8%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery
come on morty
are you so fucking stoned you can't pick good moves
>Heatran used Dark Pulse!
252+ SpA Heatran Dark Pulse vs. 212 HP / 0 SpD Dusknoir: 148-176 (52.1 - 61.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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>>7430533
>Heatran fucking hits himself somehow
252+ SpA Heatran Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Heatran: 91-108 (28.1 - 33.4%) -- 93.1% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
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>>7430501
You can talk to a local gym leader or a day care. You're in Unova right? Team Plasma has places where you can ask for a pokemon to take care of.
>>7430506
Howdy, Brock.
>>7430533
>>7430554
Well.
>Dusknoir used Focus Blast!
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>>7430410
>>7430440
Speaking of vids, I saved the footage about the "incense"
>link to totallynotweed.mpg video
>>7430501
Befriend one, get another pokemon loaned, buy one...
I got my magnemite by attracting it with a shock baton of dubious legality bought cheap from a totally normal passerby and not a former Aether employee on the run. Little dude was low on charge.
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>>7430572
Hey! how was rehab?
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>>7430533
....
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>>7430596
Decent. How were the Orange Islands?
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>>7430572
Yeah, and that sounds good and all, but I already kinda got an idea of what pokemon I wanna start with.
>>7430594
Uh, what would a Roggenrola like?
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>>7430572
>It Hit!
0- SpA Life Orb Dusknoir Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Heatran: 135-161 (41.7 - 49.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Heatran has 10% hp because thanks leftovers!
dude
why
the
FUCK
would you put focus blast on dusknoir
>Heatran used Dark Pulse!
252+ SpA Heatran Dark Pulse vs. 212 HP / 0 SpD Dusknoir: 148-176 (52.1 - 61.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>7430606
so like
could pikachu idk
translate please
gotta know before i fly over or something
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>>7430621
We don't talk about it.
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>>7430639
Minerals. Give them dirt baths and feed them rocks.
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>>7430640
Why not?
>Dusknoir used Earthquake!
>>
>>7430501
You could try using bricks!
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>>7430640
>snaps too attention
sorry i was distracted...
He said how does that stuff work? He also would like a another friend here.
>>
In the middle of the night, a Blastoise would be banging on the keyboard, Marin' music for all.
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>>7430572
FOCUS BLAST?
DID YOU SMOKE PART OF YOUR FRONTAL LOBE?
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>>7430660
I don't wanna get ninja'd by plasma, thanks.
>>7430658
I have exactly zero of these things. Also zubats may be an issue since it says these things are in a cave somewhere.
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>>7430917
but you already have a... heheheheheheee... a BAT!!!!
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>>7430659
>It missed!
how the fuck did you even become gym leader
ive been here for like thirty minutes and i already hate you more than silver
good fucking job
>>7430865
man its complicated
gotta activated the programming
and then turn klinks a certain number of rotations in one direction or another to pick the time
each gear and ring is a different unit of time
but yeah like
probably head over after i beat morty here
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>>7430934
>Heatran used Dark Pulse!
>I forgot to mention because I'm dumb!
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>>7430933
Actually, I have three bats. And they would also get me ninja'd by plasma if I used them on zubats.
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>>7430659
Clearly, all these drugs have affected your planning and your pokemon aim. I bet they could miss with swift.
>>7430917
Well, roggenrola are real common over there, you could help with getting one easily even without the minerals.
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>>7430934
>>7430941
>Dusknoir is down!
>Frosslass is out!
>...
>Frosslass hands the challenger the badge!
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>>7430917
Plasma has many abused Roggenrola, if you wish to adopt one.
We can provide you with the supplies.
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>cyborg Ghetsis lands on The deck of the plasma frigate again
Go Go Ghetsis Fast Food Barage
>evens French fries, burgers, Soda all fly out towards the hands of everyone on deck
>odds it sprays everywhere like a fountain of food making a huge mess on the deck
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>>7430975
That's just sad.
>>7430989
I JUST HAD THAT CLEANED
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
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>>7430984
..How do you abuse a rock? Actually I don't wanna know, but yeah sure I guess I could adopt one.
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>>7431010
Clearly I need to Find a new mechanic
Rick may be excellent at fixing my car, but he is useless when it comes to cybernetic upgrades
Go ,Go Ghetsis rocket boots
>evens: ghetsis flies off spiraling into the distance
>odds: He flies into a window on the Frigate and smashes it
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>>7431060
I hate my life.
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>>7430975
>he accepts the badge
yeah thanks dude
youre still an ass though
cute
but a fucking asshole
hey eusine
suicine was sighted over in orre
good fucking luck
>Dave activates the time travel programming and, with a metallic screeching sound coming from Klinks, travels back far enough that flying to Castelia would put him there in five minutes
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>>7431112
Sorry about the rude comment.
>Time to go cry in the corner
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>>7431135
welcome.
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>>7431112
!!!
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>>7431135
Focus Blast?
Really?
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focus blast
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>>7431135
>Youngster Joey hands Morty a CD
Some guy named Dave told me to give you this!
>CD has one track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm-QoJcra8U
>>7431173
>Dave and his Talonflame land nearby
time travel bs
sup red
whats going on here
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>>7431293
Thanks.
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>>7431282
focus
blast!
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>>7431135
>Focus Blast
>>7431053
Easily. Head to your nearest Pokémon Shelter. Just drop my name.
>>7431282
Yeah...
No one knows what Morty was thinking.
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>>7431293
We are helping N!
we are trying to find out where all this team rocket is coming from. Hopefully Castelia will lead us closer.
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>>7431330
horrible
its horrible
>>7431342
this is why you dont do drugs kids
if i ever get stoned make sure i dont put fuckin
growl or something on silvally
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>>7431135
.... why.
Hmph.
If you don't somehow die within the next few days would you like me to suggest a better learnset for your Dusknoir?
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>>7431293
You coming to hoenn soon? I can't wait to beat you.
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>>7431342
Yeah uh, I have no idea where those are or what they look like.
Honestly I hardly know what city I'm in, but I think its Castelia.
Unova is not familiar grounds for me.
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>>7431351
oh
yeah might be
whats the leader look like
>>7431404
>mega fug
or how about fuck you
shits banned for a reason
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>>7431282
focus
blast
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(I'm just gonna drop Morty as a character if anyone else wants to pick him up go ahead.
Sorry I know nothing about comp battling oops.)
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>>7431447
I don't like rules...
And you can time travel so I guess it's fair?
I don't know!
>>7431454
(focus blast)
>>
>>7431447
Says the McChicken and 4x Murderhands user
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>>7431447
No idea but Team Rocket has been rising again. We need to stop it before....
>shudders
We HAVE to stop it!
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>>7431478
>4x Murderhands
Me?
>>
>>7431504
No thats 4x Yaoihands
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>>7431504
never you. you smell.
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>>7431511
True.
>>7431515
Says the condensed gas cloud with no parents.
>>
Which region has the best tacos?
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>>7431384
I'll make sure to suggest you replace Multi Attack with Tackle.
Just so I can tease you later.
>>7431414
Look for the sad building with the outdoor kennels.
The Pokémon will probably be excited to see someone.
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>>7431557
Hoenn.
damn illegals....
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>>7431570
that
im not that stupid
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>>7431470
dude
i dont use time travel during battle
maybe like
just come join the travelling champs group or something
>>7431478
blaziken and metagross arent banned in vgc though
mega-fug is
>>7431497
wait
how do you not know who the leader is
i thought you guys kicked his ass
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>>7431584
I know.
I'm teasing you.
>Poke the Gladion
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>>7431618
hhmmmm never thought about that. that sounds cool....
>>
>Team Rocket is back.
Oh boy. Guess I gotta come out of Sinnoh.
Prepare for trouble and make it double.
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>>7431570
Oh.
Yeah okay I see it, guess I'll head in then.
Thanks, bud.
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>>7431571
TO HOENN!
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>>7431618
They should be.
Mega Fug is based so of course hes banned.
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>>7431618
Well we did! I don't think its Giovanni. We haven't heard of him for years. Definitely possible though...
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>>7431669
...God damnit am I going to have to help kick Rocket out of Kanto again? No sign of them in Viridian yet unless those abusefags were hidden members.
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>>7431669
wait a fucking second
did you just say that giovanni
is the leader of team rocket
fuck me sideways i guess
>>7431628
so like
is it just a coincidence that we champs have red eyes or....
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>>7431724
Better get ready Emrys. Once I've flown over there you'll regret messing with Rocket.
Hahahaha.
Kinda wanna see who's trying to be in charge.
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>>7431669
well if you see my Dad can you tell him to come home Please
Mom and I miss him
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>>7431754
who are you?
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>>7431729
Well, formerly.
>>7431754
>implying
>>7431771
Go to Driftveil and ask around the PWT.
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>>7431729
superior genes i guess....
>>
Buddy here, what's this about Team Rocket?
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>>7431729
Well he was! I don't know where he went to. He was deeply ingrained into all of Kanto.
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>>7431771
fuck you silver
youre getting a new mom soon anyway
>>7431812
fucking explains why he was so interested in mom
>>7431903
well
at least i can tell you where that ass is headed
>>7431829
guess so man
you flying over to castelia or what
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>Team Rocket.
And I just got off work too. Whatever.
Anyone wanna go bust some skulls?
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>>7431910
Not if I kill her first.
A douchebag like you Doesn't deserve Dads love
Kadabra, Help me find where Lusamine is
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>>7431910
Sounds like I can't miss that party! I heard the legend, Red was there to.
>>7431844
Can you fight?
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>>7431910
Can you go into the future and see if I thrash your ass? Asking for a friend of course.
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>>7431910
Yeah we could start there....
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I barely even grabbed my pipe and there's already guys in their stupid suits walking down my hallway.
Swing batter batter.
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>>7431941
Watch your language, kid.
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>>7431941
>dads love
the fuck
you call that shit love
im killing that fuck when i get the chance
>>7431945
yeah
were probably heading to alola
grab your beach clothes dude
>>7431972
you don't
>>7431974
to alola
beach parties ahoy
>>
(I heard there was a discord for this place? I might just lurk I hope that's cool.)
>>
>>7432088
(https://discord.gg/DeByQ)
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>>7432087
Why don't I believe you.
>>7432007
Howdy. I'm in town if ya need some help with that.
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>>7432120
I'm near the south docks. Past the Pokemon Center. Make sure you watch out for the guys with the big red Rs plastered on their chest.
>>7432103
(I didn't read anything about joining the discord as necessary, it isn't necessary right?)
>>
>>7432152
(No. It just makes things easier)
>>
>>7432152
(only join if you want to, Discord is mostly for more serious heavy RP going on compared to the Threads light RP)
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>>7432152
Rockets? Ah, hell.
I'm on my way.
>>
>>7432185
(did something actually happen in Discord that wasn't mentioned in the thread)
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>>7432087
oh i loooove Alola!
>prepares for travel
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>>7432162
>>7432185
(Ah, I might join later.)
>>7432186
I'm running on four knock outs and six kills. Step it up Joe Schmoe.
>>
>>7432200
(Nah, nothing major, mostly just insignificant character interactions)
(we always keep thread up to date and even get them involved when we do something really big)
>>
>>7432226
(thanks, I was fearing I was missing parts of the plot)
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>>7431945
Fight? Fight who and where? Seriously, what's going on?
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>>7432210
..I'm gonna go ahead and assume you've seen me play so the fact you know my name is less weird.
Almost there.
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>>7432258
Be ready to defend yourself then... A struggle for power is going to being.
>>7432087
Never been. do i need sunscreen?
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>>7432258
Honestly?
What hasn't been going on.
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A shitstorm's a' brewing
>>
>>7432237
(its mostly just random adventures of a group, combined with like for example most recent one was rescuing someone but it wasn't anything big and had no plot impact at all since it was just for the purpose of character building)
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I FUCKING HATE GOODRA SLIME.
We had to pull a friend out of another day care.
Guess who tripped into the chemical slimepit again!?
And Lucy won't let me do anything with her while I'm like this AND I've got a craving for prime rib AND the cure for this shit costs 14 million pokedollars, per person.
Good news is I learned Pokemon grow up really fast, and Page is mentally an adult now, so she's free to leave if she wants.
>>7432281
...Oh hey, uh, weird question, where were you when Hoenn was burning last month?
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>>7432280
Heh.
Look for the pretty lady in the high school uniform. White hair, rusty pipe.
>>7432308
Hey N aren't you gonna get your Plasma guys to help chill this out? Might be good for PR.
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>>7432200
(A bunch things happen that don't mention the thread cause most of them are minor, the bigger things like the death of a character, current happenings, etc. Are always mentioned)
Ugh, Reese I uh just got here... boat went a little ways off and now I'm kinda uh wanting to pass out on the beach. I don't know which one but it's close to you're position... I'm going to pass out now wake me when u find me
>presumably passes out
>>
F R E N C H F R Y
R
Y
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>>7432281
>>7432308
What the hell? Could y'all please be a little less vague? Struggle between who?
>>
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>>7432414
Team Rocket and normal civilians.
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>>7432414
your best friends: Team Rocket are here.
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>>7432364
>Casually jogs around the corner of a building aaand
>Wow
...Damn, girl. You sure you ain't a merc? Cause that's alotta people for one pipe.
>Get bat
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>>7432361
..... in Celadon City.
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>>7432361
If I were to ban the ownership of exactly two pokemon it would be Goodra and Vileplume. At least you're still alive, all that slime at once can not be healthy.And clearly it isn't.
>Good news is I learned Pokemon grow up really fast, and Page is mentally an adult now, so she's free to leave if she wants.
"The talk" day friggin' one. How did Lucy take that?
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>>7432361
Hey I finally g-got ungrounded!
N-no thanks to you j-j-j-jackass.....
i w-wanted you to know I want to kick your b-butt
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>>7432450
My friend Rust helps me practice. You don't wanna meet them though.
Less talky more smashy.
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>>7432364
dude
im part of team plasma
>>7432281
yeah dude
unless like
you want your skin to be as red as your eyes
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>>7432475
Gotcha.
>The batter attempts to bash some poor rocket schmucks head in
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>>7432364
I have Plasma members working on it, in addition to Dave.
They just don't wear visible uniforms due to the IP and police warrants for Plasma.
>>7432414
Rocket and everyone else, apparently.
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>>7432511
>And completely fucking whiffs it smacking himself in the ribs
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>>7432476
I'm racking up a higher killcount than you. Where's that cool timetravel stuff?
>>7432511
Nice whiff.
>Sabi goes for the leg!
>>7432522
Gotcha. I'll watch out who I'm smashing.
>>7432532
Hahaha.
>>
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>>7432522
Having team uniforms these days is just inviting trouble anyway. And yet Aether kept doing exactly that past the nuke ahahahaa
>>
Thorpe here.
Castelia's a fucking battlefield, yet a-fucking-gain.
I've got my team out and we're holding the line by Police HQ.
All civilians seeking shelter, proceed to Police HQ.
Order will be restored soon.
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>>7432538
were heading to alola to kill giovanni
so yeah
no kills for me
except for that of the head honcho
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>>7432462
She was not happy.
Not.
Happy.
She literally glowed with anger aura to the point we could see it.
But we're over that now, the new issue is the fact that unless we cough up 14 mil this fucking chemical slimepit shit is stuck in me and I get no relief because Lucy won't even touch me directly while it's affecting me. Apparently it's not even natural slime, some chemical cocktail mixed with the normal stuff to intensify it's effects. I'm pretty sure my poison immunity is the only thing letting me think clearly right now, and even then only barely.
As for owning goodra, I agree, 99% of trainers seem to only use them for sex.
...Uuuugh this fucking sucks, we won't have that kind of cash unless Smeargle sells a lot more paintings. And that could take weeks.
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>>7432538
>WHEEZE
Ahh shush it, I ain't had a game for half a year now.
>Attempt #2 at smashy-head
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>Vikavolt uses Zap Cannon on a Rocket Grunt!
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>cyborg ghetsis, lands in Castelia city
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go GO Ghetsis, Soda and Ice
>Evens a coke/pepsi mix comes out of Ghetsis's nose and sprays ar random passerbys along with ice out of his mouth
>odds: It sprays with enough force to propel ghetsis into a nearby wall
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>>7432476
youch! ill pack extra! for you too!
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>>7432580
Getting better.
>Swings for another Rocket Grunt.
>>
>>7432595
> Policefag gets PISSED.
How the fuck are you alive again!?
> A Pangoro steps up.
Switch, pin him down.
> Rollan!
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>>7432595
haha! You suck!
>>
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>>7432430
Wait, Rocket's just fragments, They haven't been a major thing in over a decade. And I would know- I was a transport operator for them.
>>7432434
I need to know what's going on, this seems weird.
>>7432522
Who's leading them?
>>
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IfIdon'tgetthiseventuallyI'mgonnahatemyself.
>Used Guillotine on a Rocket Grunt!
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>>7432638
>HIT!
>A Rocket Grunt's head is cleanly separated from his neck.
>The Vikavolt cheers!
>>
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>>7432609
One down...plenty to go.
>Swings for the nonexistant fences in the general direction of a grunt
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>>7432551
If there's something in need of a broadcast, I'm here.
>>7432575
This looks like the kind of shit that could use a donation drive. Also check your blood pressure.
>>
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>>7432638
>>7432647
Holy shit.
>>7432648
Nice shot.
>She ducks under the swing of a Grunt and goes for the gut!
>>
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>>7432628
You can't stop The fast food industry
Go Go ghetsis burgers
>evens burgers fly out of ghetsis's chest and towards Policefaf and Pangoro's hands
>odds: the pattys are missing
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>>7432203
>>7432604
right
ill meet you guys there
>time travel: happen
>>
I'm connected to at least five insecure security cameras around Castelia, watching the disturbs.
Holy moly, at least neo-neo-Team Rocket is still as inept as ever.
>>
>>7432655
Yeah, the locations of secured sites within the city.
I'll patch it through for you, but I want our officers between the chaos and our civilians.
> Uploading tacmap.exe...
> Stream initializing...
Oh, and a live-stream of my position. Why not.
>>7432686
>Policefag drops his radio, and Pangoro is bewildered for a moment.
>>
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>>7432637
We give them a specific set of orders to follow through with.
If they disobey them we deal with it after the fact.
>>7432687
Watch out for the Ulta Beasts.
>>
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>>7432684
Ain't doin too bad yourself over there.
>SMAAAAAaash!! a fool
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>>7432686
>Vikavolt used Zap Cannon!
>>
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>>7432686
>UNIT ONE: COMMAND: ERADICATE: TARGET: GHETSIS.
- .- .-. --. . - / ... .. --. .... - . -.. .-.-.- / .--. .-. . .--. .- .-. . / - --- / -... ..- .-. -. --..-- / --. .... . - ... .. ... .-.-.-
>UNIT ONE: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE: TARGET: GHETSIS.
>SECONDARY TARGETS: ROCKET GRUNTS
>>
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>>7432736
After that first whiff you got a hang of it.
>She brings the pipe down on a downed grunt.
>>
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>>7432717
(oops)
>>7432720
Got them.
>Site now connected and showing the livestream on channel 1
>SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL CASTELIA CITIZENS: SHELTER PROVIDED AT THE FOLLOWING SITES SHOWN ON CHANNEL 2
Looks like I put back the site online with just enough time.
>>
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>>7432746
>The ghost of a condiment soaked man appears
>He dumps a jug of ketchup on Vikavolt
>>
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>all this violence
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>>7432720
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
MY BURGERS AND FRIES SHALL CONQUER THE WORLDS FOOD INDUSTRY
Go Go Ghetsis, French fries and Ranch
>evens: french fries and Ranch get dispensed into a packet and Ghetsis hands them to policefag
>Odds: instead Fries, Ranch, mustard and kechup spray at policefag like a fountain
>>
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>>7432789
>Ally detected: Cool robot bug.
>Idea: Help robot bug.
>Vikavolt uses Zap Cannon on a Grunt coming behind Unit One!
>>7432816
WHYYYYYYYY
>>
>>7432832
>Policefag drops the ruined fries.
Objectively. Shit. Taste.
> He pulls his shock baton and fucking swings for the fences!
>>
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>>7432792
I ain't a star player for nothin'.
>Watch as he now completely fails
>Attempt to knock this dudes jaw out the park
>>
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>The Team Rocket grunts begin to retreat.
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>>7432867
RUN CUNTS!!!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7432832
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>>7432867
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE: TARGET: GRUNTS
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>>7432863
>The ghost throws a bottle of ketchup at policefag
>It explodes on impact
>>7432830
>Pours ketchup on
>>7432833
>Snickers at the bug
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>>7432864
Hell yeah you are. Nice shot.
>>7432867
>Swing wildly at the grunts!
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>>7432888
for curiosities sake i have to ask:
how old are you and
do you swing the gay way y/n?
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>>7432899
>>7432832
You both should team up and become the greasiest team of super villains.
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>One of the grunts tosses out a pokeball!
>It's Regigigas!
>Regigigas used Earthquake!
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>>7432863
Don't diss it till you try it
Go Go getsis, Rocket boots
>evens ghetsis flys off spiraling out of control to somewhere
>odds Ghetsis Smashes into random Cars and windows
- cyborg Ghetsis the fast food emporor
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>>7432947
>UNIT ONE: TARGET CHANGE: REGIGIGAS
>ACTION: TECHNO BLAST
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new thread is waiting till 300
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>>7432915
I uuh.... never thought about it....
I am 12 years!
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>>7432973
>a single ketchup packet safely hits the monitor without splattering
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>>7432990
> 12 years old
well then
glad anon asked that
instead of me finding out after having chris hansen on my ass for flirting with a twelve year old
-Dave Strider, Kanto Champ
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>>7432947
>a now revitalized site's stream chat explodes at the sight
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...............!
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>>7433061
>MISS
>TECHNO BLAST
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