259TH EXPRESS GAMES
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Rin Hoshizora
>>7424970
Captain Luna
Mokou's Fwiend
Shuichi Saihara
Lord Beerus
>>7424970
>pets the Mokou
Reisen Udongein Inaba
Semen Demon
>five autism points to whoever can tell me who originally ran this filler
Re-L
>>7424991
>brushes hair
The Player
Shimakaze
(Male)
Syoko Hoshi
Goro Akechi
Madoka
>>7424970
Soldier 76
Zero
>>7424970
>>7424970
Sergeant Feels
>>7424970
Urotsuki
>>7424970
Dubsman
Nyuu
Classy Raven
Sliver Queen
>>7424970
Morgan Freeman
>>7425056
>tfw still haven't gotten around to making that mercy folder
>>7424970
So when is the game gonna start. My gears been all polished up. And Im reading for anything the enemy throws at me.
>>7425106
Cool your jets there, Wojack the ripper.
Hoshiguma Yuugi
>>7425106
Patience Sergeant, we are all waiting for the start of the games as well.
>>7425090
If you say you're gonna do something, do it. Don't beat around the bushes like a little sissy.
Medea
Late Maid Sucy
Fumi Kanno
So a good alount of intresting characters. A cat god, a Sergeant who fought in the 4chan vs tumblr war, a talking horse, and Morgan Freeman. Just to name a few.
>>7425174
>>7425164
You can swap me out for her.
>>7425197
Yeah, we are just as interested Dubs,
>>7425141
Don't tell me what to do old man, I'm not one of your subordinates. (Yet.)
BLOODBATH
>>7425174
Ready when you are. Do make sure that you do not forget to post the slide this time~.
>>7425174
>Here they sat
>Todays Tributes
>All anxiously waiting for the horn to sound, officially starting the game
>The events that happen are different each time
>From pirates, to spys. All endong with different champions.
>>7425232
Wise choice. Lest there arise a situation we regret.
>>7424970
Late Crashman
>>7425232
Why thank you for the supplies Mr soldier 76.
>>7425232
So Im off to a good start. May tye digits guide me to victory.
>>7425246
What, were you planning on starting something?
>>7425232
The Amazonians return, and two people die happy
>>7425275
Seeing as you left the explosives to us, we have no such intention.
I return
>>7425290
Alright, feeding time priso- son of a bitch, I always sucked at gaurding POWs.
>>7425290
And to think I could easily do any number of lethal things to you...
>>7425300
Right. What about before I let you have the explosives?
>>7425325
>kissu
welcome back
>>7425312
Kaguya wants to be a Youtube star but I think that entertainment genre is getting tired.
Luna wants to leave already.
Rin is not a stellar speller.
>>7425377
Peaceful day. Stop being boring and threatening suicide!
What does she need so urgently?
>>7425336
Does it matter, since you did not?
>>7425377
>>7425336
You should really learn to look both ways, dear.
>>7425414
Hah, jokes on them, I have no loved ones. Hahahahah, Oh my life is miserable.
Hey, any of you seen a girl around? Red hood, yellow horns. Speaks in pauses all the time.
>>7425430
Howdy.
>>7425377
Excuse me Mr Dubs. But getting run over by a train isnt how you win you know.
>>7425443
How what?
Test
>>7425453
F
>>7425377
>>7425456
Well wasnt my fault that the train jut appeared out of no where.
IT WORKS
>>7425453
Beerus decides to become a hitman. Is he successful?
That soldier is one formidable opponent.
>>7425472
>5 off
NOW YOU DUN FUCKED UP
>>7425459
Er, hello then. Hello was what I meant.
>>7425477
Well, the lesson learned today was......Never mess with me. Because I, Morgan Freeman, am capable of many things.
>>7425477
I dont get it. What is there to screencap?
>>7425473
Thanks Aikawa
>>7425430
Humor me. Consider it the last wish of a mage run down by a train.
>>7425436
And then the train would have fallen on me somehow.
>>7425511
Woah, nice double dubs Sergeant. The digits grant you luck on your quest for victory.
>>7425524
>>7425511
Wow, thats cool. Sure, didnt get a gf. Still got double dubs.
>>7425524
for the sake of everyone's brain cells please stop
Alright guys.
Quads, and either Feels or Morgan Freeman win.
>>7425535
>didnt get a gf
>>7425512
get cancer scriptkiddy
>>7425539
Whats he doing wrong? He is justt checking double dubs. Is it illegal to do so?
>>7425473
The NEET does NEET things.
Yuugi already has a weapon,
Morgan Freeman narrowly escapes death for a second time in a row
>>7425555
Quads has spoken!
>>7425546
I know, the pain it brings is far worst than any gun shot or stab wound.
Can anyone tell me the name of this tropical birb?
>>7425549
Look up the definition of scriptkiddy
The kiddies who use scripts made by other people and feel l33t because of it are what you call scriptkiddy.
>>7425578
That's Mike.
>>7425561
>Once again. I escape death's cold boney grasp
>How
>Because, Morgan Freeman dosent die
>He can never die.
>>7425495
Greetings. You seek something of us.
>>7425517
With our without your consent, the contents would have been ours.
>>7425578
Lorikeet
>>7425603
And neither can he spell, apparently.
>>7425517
Tell me, do you like trains?
>>7425603
>>He can never die.
Don't jinx it, asshole. Did you see the celeb extinction that was 2016?
>>7425565
>>7425555
>Quads check.
>>7425606
There's a girl whom... don't laugh, but she owns me. I have to find her.
>>7425571
Vietnam flashbacks, and a string of bunny murders.
Morgan Freeman's a favorite.
>>7425611
Yes, I did and survived. The great narrater just wont die.
>>7425624
Why do you believe us to know her?
>>7425628
Well, no progress is made here.
>>7425628
Enough internet for you, young man.
>>7425628
No, n-no there are only 2 genders. Not all white males are racist. No no not the pit. Not the pit.
>cowers in fear
No, no not him, take me not him. No no NOOOO.
>Shoots at the tress thinking their feminazi scum
DIE YOU FEMINAZI SCUM!!!
>PTSD wears off
Oh, just my ptsd again.
>>7425650
GAME CHANGER
>>7425649
You look the brainy type. Forget I'l search for her on my own. Even if I have to walk through all of trash to find my masters.
>>7425650
Mmm, thanks Shi
>That morning on the supply shipping road. All was calm and quiet.
>That was, until Feels shot the tires of the truck, then fireing countinus rounds of bullets onto the truck. Giving the others time to sneak behind the truck
>After they got everything they needed. The group retreated back into the woods. With their new supplies.
>>7425685
Say goodbye to the losers
F
>>7425685
Holy shit this background is eye ebola
>>7425685
Damn it.
>>7425698
Peace. Will Morgan crack under the pressure?
>>7425685
Ah, hello there Reimu. As you can see, I am simply standing here in this spot minding my own business and ca-
Oh.
>>7425606
Not necessarily, but I can see I'm not going to get the clear answer I anticipated...
>>7425610
Tell me, what does that have to do with anything?
>>7425714
What, the people who I struck down earlier. Friends isnt a word I'd use to describe them. After all, do friends kill each other? No, they wouldn't. I tried to settle the battle peacefully, but after they killed my friend and nearly killed me. I knew I had to do something. So I took them out with my divine powers and won the fight.
>>7425714
Not much of a spectacle for a feast.
The final two decide to wait before facing off.
>>7425817
Rooting the nigger.
>>7425720
Nevers fails me to make me laugh.
>>7425817
Well, thats a strange way to go. Well, the final battle is upon us. Leaving one question left. Who will win? Only time will tell.
>>7425838
Morgan Freeman is white.
>>7425860
My bad. Rooting whitey.
>>7425686
Do as you will.
>>7425795
Nothing is ever easy.
>>7425847
>>7425817
Rooting for Freeman. Good luck, and dont let us down buddy. May the digits guide you to victory.
>>7425817
A WINNER EMERGES
>>7425795
Well, it would have to like you, since it would be falling for you!
>>7425875
Congratulations.
>>7425875
Who else but Morgan Freeman?
You are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7425875
Good job, nigger.
Thanks for the game, firebug.
>>7425875
Well, I wanted to end the battle creatively. And thats what I thought of.
>>7425895
The placements.
>>7425905
Thanks for playing and watching. Here's your moment of zen.
>>7425899
>>7425899
Congrats m8. The digits have done well for you.
>>7425895
Well done Morgan Freeman. As the game results show. The greatest narrater can't be killed after all.
So, when is the next round guys?
>>7425960
Never
>>7426013
Thanks, anon.
I think everything's going to be okay.
Hello, anyone want to host another game? Please we need another round so no one dies from ebol-aids-cancer.
CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?
>>7426102
Yes u may honk.
If dubs. Someone has to host another round. No buts
>/dubs/ get
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK BITCHES
>>7426120
Reroll.
>>7426122
Oh god, what have we done?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILwojChp2VU
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>7426180
I came
>>7426180
>snaps your horn in half
Wow, I honk so good. I wonder If someone can outhonk me.
>>7426209
Wow, savage.
Kamina stop fapping to your waifu and host
>>7426209
>Notices your bulge
OwO
Whats This?
>notices no games
OwO
>Notices dead HG
OwÔ
>no games for Chen
I really wanna fug Mizore.
So we need a game huh?
>>7426356
Your taste is shit.
>>7426357
>kissu
Yes
>>7426357
Yes, can you host a round stranger?
>>7426356
Corning back here the first time in weeks and this is what I see first. You guys sure know how to make me feel welcome.
>>7426366
Hey now. If what he wants is a stalker with no interest in him then let him keep wishing.
>>7426357
That would be appreciated.
>>7426429
Wouldn't his dick freeze off or something?
>>7426357
I have once again returned from the very depths of hell itself! I require a new tournament in order to truly test out my new unholy might...
>That would definitely be pretty great. Assuming you're offering, you're pretty cool
>>7426357
It would make this lunch break much better. Go for it if you feel like it.
>>7426444
I can control if I want that to happen or not, you know. But it's not like he'll get the chance.
I wanna marry Mizore.
>>7426460
>>7426449
>>7426436
>>7426396
>>7426389
Give me a moment and I will
24 or 36?
>>7426498
I want to eat a bag of nacho snacks.
>>7426512
I do believe anything other than 24 would be a waste at this point in time.
>>7426512
Just as Chen numbers will say.
If singles - 36, if dubs - 24
>>7426498
This is not gonna become a thing, is it? I really don't want it to.
>>7426512
You're a real cool gal, Kum. Prob 24. Rewards go to the fast or something like that.
>>7426512
24 will be just enough.
>>7426538
O-oh, that's cool. I get it...
>>7426512
36 please
>>7426512
36, no buts.
>>7426543
Hey dude. It's not you. It's all me. Well mostly me. Can't really fall for anyone else, you know?
>>7426512
James Storm
>>7426512
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7426583
>pets the baka
>>7426611
Double dubs checked.
>>7426512
36 tributes.
>>7426512
Mr Host, we would like it if you hosted a game of 36 tributes.
>>7426610
LF?
>>7426512
We need 36 tribs. Not 24
>>7426512
36 please
Is this guy just samefagging "36 tributes"' to his own post and not actually hosting...?
>>7426707
Dumbass
>>7426512
>Threads been active for about 3 hours
>31 UID's
I say 24.
>>7426512
I think the people want 36.
So please, take your time.
>>7426707
No, your the samefag, samefag.
My little HG can't be this dead.
>>7426785
Well look around and see for yourself.
>>7426785
We were waiting for a game but this is taking longer than a moment. At least two moments. Maybe she ran into some problems?
Is it possible for boredom to reach a lethal threshold?
/trash/ doing what it was made to do: kill cancer
...
>>7426849
I, I think so, I-... I... Please help m-... I don't w-want to d.... ah...
>anon's eyes go blank
Day 120: The Anon that offered to host still isnt back.
>>7426872
>nudges
Do you want to do something?
>>7426878
Day 145: Im starting to forget what joy feels like.
>>7426879
Anything would be better than this.
I wanted to do something this break anyway. First 24.
>>7426890
Reigen Arataka
>>7426890
Lord Beerus
Headmaster
>>7426890
>>7426890
Muffet
>>7426890
Jason
>>7426890
Bill Nye the Science guy.
>>7426890
Eggman-kun
>>7426890
THE MIGHTY SOPHISTO-SAMA
>>7426890
Sleepy Accel
>>7426890
Flamin' Yawn
>>7426890
Tohru Kunikuda
>>7426890
Bubbles
>>7426890
Araragi
>>7426890
Day 200: At last, help has finally arrived. We are saved.
>>7426890
Rikka Takanashi
>>7426888
Any ideas?
>>7426890
Captain Luna
>>7426890
Gaen Izuko
>>7426890
Ultimate Hope
>>7426890
Ginji
>>7426890
Zero
>>7426890
Vice President Pence
>>7426890
Nazi Loli Death Squad
>>7426890
77
>>7426890
Senshougahara
>>7426890
James Bond
>>7426890
Avenger
>>7426890
Bakuryu
>>7426890
>>7424996
Dangan Destroyer Donut
>>7426890
78
>>7426890
Koro-sensei
>>7426890
Misuzu
I would say about three minutes as you guys get sorted out. Can't be too late for work.
>>7426981
>lesbian kissu
>>7426993
>>7426922
>>7426981
Swap please.
>>7426993
looks shitty apart from district 5
>>7426993
Alright scrubs, Im ready to kick some ass, and update mankind to extreamly high levels of success and fortune. And to do so, I must rek all of you.
>The time for Bill is Nye
>>7426993
I accept this challenge.
>>7427001
Do that again and you die.
>>7427013
Thanks, I'll try not to disappoint, but no promises.
>>7427036
>stabbu
>>7426993
Let us proceed, shall we, dearie?
>>7426993
Let's go
>>7426890
Tanya
>>7426993
And we start off we a bang. Or is it boom? Whatever.
>>7427036
O-okay...
>>7427056
>kissu in the ear
>>7427064
FUCK YOU MUFFET
RIP D4
>>7427064
what's with all the loud noises
>>7427064
Out already, son of a bitch. I call haxs.
>>7427064
Thunderbolts really do kill
>>7427036
Oh... Now I feel a bit better, after being late to the party.
>>7427064
That's ma bois
>>7427064
So all of you couldn't handle the one bear that she could? Man you guys suck.
>>7427108
It was time for muffet to chill
post yfw late
>twitter censors another popular person by banning them for literally no reason
>>7427102
Don't feel good. I spent so much fucking quartz on you, yet I can't roll you, you little shit.
>>7427116
>>7427108
Thank you for saving my friends, whoever you are.
>>7427036
No no no. what if one of my students see us doing these kind of things
>>7427119
I know.
>>7427064
>>7427081
Perhaps you should have been more aware of your competitors' abilities, dearie. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7427121
>I'm sharing your pain here, anon.
>>7427119
they still can do this since they are a corporate, not a government
just do what smart people do
avoid twitter
>>7427108
This slide gives me a lot to think of. Like how does one drown a boat or it all of them fell in the same spot.
>>7427145
bye bye faggot
bet that's not the biggest crack you've ever been exposed to
>>7427115
That was terrible, dearie, and you know it.
>>7426785
>>7426849
>>7426795
>>7426806
>>7426888
Boredom...? You mean that what should've been dead centuries ago, is still standing? One would call it an oddity, but an oddity has to be slain by the hands of an other. This doesn't need such saving, this is like a paradox, almost like pandora's box.
>The girl walks around, headset on her head and not listening to anything or anyone as she continues her monologue
Yup! This is really like a paradox, it's like you're awaiting change to happen for a dying matter. You'd call it a dilemma, but a dilemma can be solved, whereas the emptiness within your hearts would stay, even if this your surroundings keep on living. Even if what is known stays the same, with its ups and downs, you'd still feel the emptiness. Open the box and you shall find the answer to your desires, but your desires shall never go back to what they once were!
>A smirk appears on her face as she gives off a glimpse at them
But ask yourself the question, is it really that bad if it were to die? Would that persistent hole in your heart eventually be filled? Yes, no, maybe, perhaps, but would it be filled because of your desire of life amongst the dead, forming a reanimated oddity with no hope but to die like a white sun in all its peril? I don't think so! If you really are so sad and down, complaining about what's dead then it might be better to seek what's living rather than being sad over what has already perished, for mourning the perished shall never give fruition.
>>7427064
A child, in the wrong place at the wrong time. It'll all be over soon, I could've seen this coming and you'll be fine so don't you worry. It will only sting for a few seconds.
>>7427145
And so comes the lullaby, a send-off for a few hours of sleep before the sun rises and the same old starts over again.
>>7427145
>Jason drowns his own ship
HEE WEEL NAWT *smacks lips* DEHVIDE UHS
>>7427145
Bossman taking a longer time than usual today.
>>7427194
>>7427185
I am not reading all that.
>>7427197
this way bitches
>>7427197
Wh-what's there to question about?
>>7427204
What am I looking at?
>>7427185
Wtf you trying to say nigga?
>>7427197
I will do anything for you zero
>we are District 10 anyways
>>7427204
RIP elephant
>>7427227
two grown men sacrificing a stuffed elephant to appease shia labeouf
>>7427185
Huh. I think I'm getting what you're spittin' at, Gaen. I mean it is the reason I am doing this.
>>7427197
The guy with the stupid haircut dies. Oh wait. two people died.
>>7427246
you ain't nothing
ain't that right dogface
>>7427204
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE....
>>7427239
RIP horse
>>7427244
Has naruto returned yet after he did his naruto run into the distance?
>>7427246
ZAP
>>7427256
idk
>>7427246
That guy's a better sleeper than me. Doubt I would last that long near a fire.
>>7427266
get away from me you crazy bitch
WAY OF THE NINJA
>>7427253
>>7427266
I feel as though I am supposed to be honored...
>>7427275
WAY OF THE NINJA
>>7427266
Boo.
gg, nice fucking noob 77 class. I wonder why I didn't kill them.
>>7427266
I think spider santa is someone's nightmare out there.
>>7427303
>santa spider
That is one ghost story I will tell tonight
>>7427303
these stories are boring
>>7427303
I am not used to the concept of "giving." This is...incredibly strange.
>>7427303
Why waste your time here when you can eat one of the contestants right there?
Cat won't stop putting his arm near my dick
How do i let him down gently
>>7427341
eating me would be a big misteak
most of these fatties need some veggies anyway
>>7427345
Tell cat that you just want to be friends.
Is Seth hosting tonight?
>>7427341
I do believe this is an "assassination," no? Regardless; goodbye, dearie! Ahuhuhuhu~!
>>7427341
Welp there he goes. Better late than never.
>>7427345
Start hanging out with another cat. He will get the picture.
>>7427358
Hope so. That would be a blast.
>>7427358
God I hope so.
>>7427363
psycho bitch
>>7427359
Good job.
Hope you win either way.
>>7427363
In the snow, no one can hear you scream. Actually you can but it would be hard to find them.
>>7427399
Nothing clever to say here. But this game should be over in a snap.
snap
>>7427421
Wonder what got her so bent out of shape. Yeah this is almost over.
>>7427446
Spiders don't last :P
>>7427446
The prospect of charity, dearie.
CORAL
>>7427446
Someone's bad with girls. Who does that in a hot tub?
>>7427485
Only five minutes late for work. Awesome.
>>7427492
Not sure what you all died to this time. I'm kinda distracted.
Already working on a horror themed round of HG. 36 tributes. I will add them when I come back.
>>7427492
thanks for hosting
>>7427492
>>7427512
Congratulations, Jason.
Thank you for hosting.
>>7427517
Image limit bro
Make a new bread or something
>>7427512
Good host