/scaly/ - Scaly General #175 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

Tott: Like a snake I guess.

Also, can anyone help me go to sleep? I'm not snacking or anything, I just cannot feel tired until 4 am.

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I want to be a Tama!

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>TotT

On a usual domesticated snake, scales are pretty smooth to touch. Not sure what a dragon's would be like, seeing as they're more up[spoiler]scaled[/spoiler] and a single scale may be more coarse to touch.

>>7422549
I want to blow
[spoiler]bubbles with[/spoiler]
a Tama!

>>7422656

shame this board doesn't allow spoiler tags
would make life way more interesting

>>7422751
I know, right?

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>>7422751
Wouldn't mind spoiled text, though spoiler images would be its own can of worms. Considering the board wasn't really intended to be more than a thread jail I doubt we'll ever get them and other people will say we're just lucky to even make new posts here.

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Technically this is a set of five, but there isn't that much difference between the lot.

>>7423336
stop this stupid meme

>>7422521
Horizontal cloaca is best hole.

>>7423482
I prefer crocoslit desu, but your taste is still breddy gud.

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>>7423399
Yeah, keep saying that

>>7422549
Greentext your tams adventures man we've seen nothing out of you and your ilk beyond this
>become our writehomo

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>>7423399
T. Rathalos.

>>7423399
t. Raithalos

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the purest

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>>7424810

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>>7424814

>>7423859
>>7424055
no,I just fucking hate that meme.

>google video games that have the most diverse races in hopes to find something that'll let me play as some kind of reptile
>google results swarmed with SJW articles featuring white people who don't play video games complaining about there being less black people in video games

I want niggers and spics to check their privileges
Also more games that enable my fetish

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>>7424906
fucking smoothskins ree

>>7424906
Any genre preference? Maybe I can come up with a few more that aren't in the pastebin yet

>>7424906
I had an idea of a knight who nearly dies killing a mighty and rare dragon, and suddenly finds himself dealing with a sort of demonic presence in his mind that motivates him for greed, power, and vanity. He learns through the story that the dragon he killed was actually the avatar of greed and draconic traits, and the curse has passed onto him. So now he's stuck with these urges, and the more he indulges him the more draconic he will become. This leads to gameplay being either a kind of darksouls style where you're really squishy and have to be quick to avoid death as a knight character resisting the urges, or a kind of prototype gameplay where you can just rip and tear using your draconic powers as you succumb or even embrace the curse.

Unfortunately I'm a pilot, not a programmer.

>>7424955
I'm pretty big on open world RPGs and platformers.
Probably my favorite formula for a game has been terraria/starbound.
Otherworld can't come fast enough, because when it does we'll be able to mod the shit out of it. Terraria was super easy to modify but it didn't look very nice.

I wish there was a MMORPG that catered to my needs, but the genre is already festering and wishing more free2play cash shop grab games onto the market is just painful.

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What are we listening to, /scaly/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgeAITKGrAw

>>7425893
Retrowave playlist on Spotify.

https://play.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZF1DXdLEN7aqioXM

Its fun for racing games.

>>7425893
https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition/podquisition-episode-115-del-toros-angry-bedtime

I tried to listen to it last night and, having been up for about twenty hours, I fell asleep. So, I'm actually listening to it now.

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time for dinner!

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Look! A scared Snayyk hiding in her coils

gfycat.
com/PlasticUnknownGharial

>the only people you actually kill in Paper Mario TTYD are dragons

>in japan they're all women dragons

why

>>7426147
>miss
lol

>>7426178
They're just in a deep sleep to recover. It takes them longer than other enemies because of how complex and amazing they are, so they can't get back up between when you leave and reenter a zone like Goombas etc can.

>>7426178
They're just monsters so it's ok.

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>>7426557

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>>7425893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdbqAQwKNDY

>>7422521
>tott
Depends on the scalie.
I imagine a snake is going to feel much different than an alligator.

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>>7426827

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>>7426833

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>>7426840

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Thundercats has a good deal of scalebait.

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Anyone got source on this image and the character? I've seen more of her but never saved it.

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>>7427234
Dragon booster was an alright show but damn did it ever have a few handsome lizards.

>>7426827
>>7426833
>>7426840
>>7426853
is this game?
how do play game?

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>>7427286
>That episode where Artha and Beau switched bodies.

>>7427301
It is just some art
source is this guy https://keebles.tumblr.com/

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>>7427347
you break my heart

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i break your legs

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>>7427327
>>7427396
>>7427410
>humans

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>>7426178
>>in japan they're all women dragons

How did you find this out?

It would explain this set of image as all being female though.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46745475

>>7425947
Heart-eyes are so lovely.

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>>7427439
>tits

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>>7427644
>human
>tumblr gif
even if the website didn't have a stigma on its own, that's an inexcusable framerate

>>7427684
Gimme a better version, I'll use it.

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Really makes you think, huh?

>>7427839
>two tails
yes it does

>>7427839
This is Legendz, right?

>>7428090
Yup

>>7427327
>someone else that watched the show
You're honestly the first person that I've heard of that's even heard of the thing,
Real shame it ended so early.

>>7427281
I don't remember the right tags but I'm sure it's from
http://dragons-and-pronz-sketches.tumblr.com

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>>7428265
The artist sure seems to like Scrafty.

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I want Mistress to dominate me!

>>7428203
You should browse /co/ more.

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>>7425893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkwZMbuiBEs

>ywn dance with a deathclaw

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>(Mon 16th Jan, 2017) is Appreciate A Dragon Day!

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/appreciate-a-dragon-day/

We missed it

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>>7429796
dragons are overrated anyway

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>>7427839

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>>7429811

Fat NEET dragons are my fetish.

>>7427839
nani desu ka

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>>7430004

>>7430061
Stop projecting, Slack-Wyrm.

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>>7430270

THIS is projecting.

>>7430314
the only reason anyone should want tamas around desu

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>>7430353

>>7430397

I'd worship it. Aeons are holy creatures so it's perfectly holy and faithful to spend the rest of your life in service to big musky Bahamut dick, right?

It probably isn't even that far from canon either. Aeons are just the dreams of human souls taken form, so if you spent eternity dreaming about your massive dragon dong surely your aeon would have one.

>>7430314
>a rumor arises in a small town that dragon semen enhances magical power or something
>conveniently, there's a male dragon relatively close to the town
>he's willing to sell
>he claims he had nothing to do with the rumor

>>7425893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

On repeat, at max volume.

>>7425893
A Love Supreme.
https://youtu.be/_kORVdtkp7g?list=PLAvN3-bSldmdDDMObTTKuYCjt4FLIojuJ

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/trump/Barron+trump+s+artwork/ftDoLsg/ Is Barron Trump /OURGUY/?

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>>7431847
When that kid grows up, the breasts will probably be on the other side.

>>7431923
I wonder how long it is before the MSM analyzes this as him being massively sexist for giving the chick banging tits and a loincloth.

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He is obviously aware of Skylanders yet used Spyro's Dawn of the Dragon look.

Weird considering Dawn of the Dragon came out in 2008. What could that mean?

>>7431982
Shit, Barron Trump draws dragons better than I do.

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>>7431847
Post yfw Barron is in this thread rn

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>>7432223
Great taste son. After we make america great again, we can make dragons and anime real too.

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>>7432223

>>7431982
It means Barron has good taste
Skylanders ruined Spyro desu fampai

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idea for a story

>an apostate who lay down with a dragon bears the first half-breed son
>he takes up the life of a sell-sword
>it's difficult to get people to overcome their prejudices so he can get work, but his abilities earn him a lot of coin
>social outcast but finds acceptance in the brothels
>one job earns him notoriety with a lord
>he's offered an arduous quest with the reward being land and a title

>>7432223
heh
bearded dragon

is this narse?

>>7432606
Yeah, it was one of his Dragons Hoard submissions. Pretty hot desu, narse may have a slightly ugly style, but he sure as hell knows how to draw dragon dick.

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>>7432577
I like it

>>7432728
But that samebutt though

>>7431847
fuck, man.
why do people do this sort of shit to kids?

>>7432995
But what if Barron watched old 80s cartoons without God Emperor Trump's knowledge

>>7427452
In japanese all their names end in "baba" which means "old woman"

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We're not normally this dead, did the Easties die or something?

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>>7434064
Been doing some on and off porn dumping in a [spoiler]Zoroark[/spoiler] thread. Doing a defrag at the moment, what do you discuss about?

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>>7434118
>Zoroark

I like them, send the link my way my man

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>>7434153
Right here >>7419013

Unfortunately there hasn't been much in the way of visitors and so there's been no real discussion going on.

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Also, there's the other kobold thread laying around that's possibly detracting a bit of discussion from here.

>>7434247
Why'd they fracture in the first place? Did someone tell them to fuck off?

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>>7434279
Don't remember anyone telling others to bugger off. I suppose one guy made a random kobold thread and then a bunch jumped ship. A bit odd considering kobolds here do form a large bulk of the content, second only to dragons.

>>7434353
Should we make a kobold edtion to try and pull them back? I don't want us to disappear just before thread #200

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>>7434554
the OP is a kobold.

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>>7425167
What do you fly?

>>7432244
>Witnessed

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>>7434554
Well, OP is already a kobold. I'd say just let them do what they want for now.

>>7434630
Right now just training aircraft. I hope one day to own my own super fast plane.

Closest I'll ever come to being a dragon.

>>7434578
>Great at trapbuilding
>Not a trap
Wasted opportunity

>>7434836
He is a trap though...

/r/ing a drawfag to draw some of barron's favorite scalies

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>>7434725
If you're interested in jets, the military might not be the worst idea. It isn't terribly hard to become a pilot in the navy, and they fly F-18s, which are honestly pretty damn cool. You could even work at top gun and fly one of the old zippy ass F-16s.

>>7434893
I still find it ironic that the US Navy fly more Jets than the US Air Force

>>7434893
I plan on going around to recruiters and comparing the Marines, Navy, and Air Force.

I'd prefer not to make a boat landing, short airstrips are scary af.

>>7434988
Pick the Marines, they're the clearly superior branch

t. My father served 30 years in the Marines

>>7435050
Honestly sometimes it feels like at the end of the day it depends on weather I want people to call me a crayon eating boot, a gay deck hand, or a lazy irrelevant bastard.

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>>7434988

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>>7434972
Well, the AF flies more, technically, but their missions and equipment are a lot different. They're all about unmanned stuff these days.

>>7434988
Then I'd recommend AF, if you don't wanna catch a wire. Navy and Marines do about the same exact shit, only Marines get Navy hand-me-downs. Air Force you at least get a wide range of options, and your life is way less shitty. Fuck living on a boat. Don't know about the Army. You'll have to go through officer school either way, though.

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>>7434870
I'd like to see him in a room with this guy in awkward silence. That or getting pat on the head by that Mistress gal >>7428265 calling him cute.

>>7435070
>That string of fluid on her tail
UNF

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>>7435070
>winter waifu

found the artist
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22346683/

Writefag here, I didn't forget about the Smaug wanting to be a chef greentext, just haven't been able to get around to it.

Should have it done tomorrow, or next thread, hopefully.

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>>7435091
>>7435082
Army only flies cargo and helicopters, and I don't want to fly cargo or a deathtrap. I prefer to bomb my natives from a cozy 10,000 feet.

>>7435251
You better, Smaug is my husbando.

>>7435279
Then go Air Force, but get a degree in computer science or engineering first, they don't let just any serviceman push the red button

>>7435381
My current college will have me graduating with a 4 year degree in Aeronautical Science and A Certified Flight Instructor certificate. I think I'll do pretty good.

>>7435471
You sound like an achiever. What the fuck are you doing on /trash/?

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>>7435531
Masturbating to dragons. Kinkiness knows no race or class

>>7435471
That sounds like astronaut material to me. Godspeed you crazy bastard

>>7435570
You have to delet this image. it's far too lewd for this place.

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>>7436314
Never.

>>7435646
I hope so anon, I want to go to mars.

Roll for get junk food: Odds

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>>7426178

>>7431847
I can't find any sources to this because it would be "doxing" a child, never mind the fact we already know who his family is and where they live

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>mfw duplicate image check tool

What is /scaly/ up to?

>>7437477
writing green for both this general and the new /pofg/ about a naga cuddling his pet human

>>7435570
>He will never be real
Why haven't I killed myself yet

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>>7437477
Staying up listening to the same sad song over and over when I've been horribly sleep deprived for the past two weeks. I still stay up to shitpost and chill.

Great habits for a pilot.

>>7437493
Because one day he might. Up to you anon.

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>>7437502
>Staying up listening to the same sad song over and over when I've been horribly sleep deprived for the past two weeks. I still stay up to shitpost and chill.

Another night owl, hey friend

Would you fly on a Jet Dragon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXS63bl7_u8

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>>7435381
>they don't let just any serviceman push the red button
As long as your ASVAB score is high enough to qualify for a job, they don't give two shits what classes you've taken. Only benefit to going in with college under your belt is a slightly higher rank at the very start (basically means just a bit more pay than the rest of the guys you're in training with). Unless you're going officer, in which case college is required.

I tried
http://pastebin.com/PaDii7xF

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the transformation general isn't being helpful, but does anyone have theses sets of images? desuarchive isn't being kind to me and allowing me to view the full images.

This one belonged in a set where the princess turned into a dragon and was forced to hid from a "Sir Cataracts", and there was another where a dragon became a kobold because of cheesecake.

Any help would be appreciated.

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>>7438325
I've got this one, I dunno about the rest.

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>>7438325
Best thing to come out of this.

>>7438339
"say that to my face, not online fucker, and see what happens"

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>>7438974
cmonnn guys wtf kinda scale thread is this? And on scale saturday motherfuckers let's fill it up

>>7435279
Army also flies fancy luxury jet liners,
And predator done pilots still go through pilots schooling

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>>7439032
At this time /scaly/ is usually at its most quiet, give it several more hours for its best possible peak activity.

Like fuck, I should be sleeping at this point.

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>>7438334
I've got done of the kobold images

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>>7439083
*some

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>>7439091

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>>7439095

>>7429796
>We missed it
I didn't. It's the one day in the year I tell my mother I love her and she doesn't know why or has realized the pattern yet.

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>>7439068
I woke up Thursday at 6 AM, and haven't been to sleep yet

I'm getting some pretty ridiculous visual distortions it's actually very distracting lol, but I'm having fun. Have to sleep soon I hope I don't sleep for like 24 hours and fuck my schedule ALL up

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bump

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>>7439387

>the one day
>I tell my mother
>I love her

I am disdainfully judging you.

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>>7439519
i <3 snek

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half-relevent

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>>7439519
Still as accurate as ever

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>>7439536
*half-relevant

>maybe I really do need to sleep

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>>7439558

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>>7439538
>>7439505
>>7439083
>>7422521
So if you're on a flatbed train going half the speed of light and you aim a flashlight at your head in each arm and turn them on, will the beams hit your head at the same time or no?

>>7439505
>not headfirst
>eating while the prey's still alive
I have a feeling this is because the snek's a pet and probably isn't used to live prey.
It's so neat watching snakes eat though.

>>7439536
Reminds me of a Top Gear gag where James May had a broken arm so the others installed a steering knob so he could still drive in their challenge thing.
The knob was, of course, a knob.

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>>7439632
>turns on sink to hot water to let it warm up
>takes frozen pinkies out of freezer
>puts them in cup with the hot water
>carries them down the hallway to snek room
>opens the door, a wall of dry heat and the smell of aspen shavings and decayed mice hits you like a wall of water
>you enter and pull out one of the several hundred snake drawers
>you take the now thawed and luke warm pinky and shake him around in front of the snek
>snek strikes and misses
>*flop flop flop*
>snek grabs dead mouse
>immediately lets go because he's a smart snek and knows it's already dead
>you try again a few minutes later but to no avail
>must feed it live prey or this fuckin three grand rare ass snake will die omg why did it have to be this one why couldn't a corn snake be the picky eater

A-Anyway~
umm, moar dix

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>>7439689
* * T H A N K S * *

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Accurate

>>7439974

Well someone's got to keep him clean back there.

>>7439798
>three grand rare ass snake

What

pics?

>>7441791

God he's lucky.

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>>7441889
>Hydreigon will never molest you

feels bad

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>>7430474

Bahamut's shafts must be worshipped!

>>7441976

I know it's supposed to be PMD's Hydreigon but it's still strange to see one acting so submissive there. Not that I'd really -complain- but actively molesting me is a better use of its time.

>>7442044

Every single different version of them. Mortals might have a particular favorite, but all of them need to be equally worshiped by thousands of greedy tongues and fingers. A Bahamut dick pantheon, really.

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>>7442568

We desperately need to have a Bahamut edition of /scaly/.

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>>7442842

We haven't already? Shameful.

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>>7443167
He never seemed that popular, at least compared to stuff like Spyro or Charizard.

>>7443308

That makes no sense. Bahamut should be the most popular video game dragon!

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>>7443361

He SHOULD be but Spyro and Charizard were shoved into your face more often by games that were more popular in the first place.

I wonder if the stories of dragons stealing virgins were created by the medieval equivalent of /scaly/.

>>7424817
>>7424814
>>7424810
Stop being a faggot and post more.

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>>7443916

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>>7443983

>>7444003
>>7443983
>>7443954
Ye..

>>7439091
I like the series, but this one in particular most of all.

So pouty.

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>>7444966
>massive ancient dragoness turns into exp fodder kobold

I'd be angry too

>>7444966
>>7444983
Wait what? Where's that?

I need to see the whole thing now

>>7439575
Furry about to get SCALED

>>7438325

FOUND THEM
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/1846901/#1866854
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/1872642/#1875412

>>7439575
Why is this so fucking sexy.

>>7446420
>that tongue action tho

>>7446429
once you go forked, you never lick back

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I want a cute dragon to use me body for its warmth!

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>>7446429
I guess that's it.

>>7446445
>pussy and buthol
It could have been so good, too.

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>>7446445
Hnng

>>7446502
>ywn use your entire body to bring dragon gf to screaming orgasm

>>7446502
o mai
that's super lewd

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>>7446520
>will never let her do her daily dragon activities while you keep her warm but keeps breaking out into orgasming from just walking or flying occasionally thanks to your movement

>>7446557
>tfw scalie
>tfw unbirth fetish
>tfw macro fetish
>tfw interspecies fetish

my erection could break a fucking 4x4 right now

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>>7446420
Nature is as sexy as it is scary

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>Want to delete a low level draken rogue in WIldstar so I can try out another class.
>He starts crying.

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>>7446617
Correct.

>>7446557
You know that video series where a bunch of girls read literature while on a vibrator? Imagine that with dragon waifu.

>>7438325
Oh I remember doing that. It was a princess that turned into a dragon because of the tiara. A completely different dragon was gifted with a delicious cheesecake that turned out to be poisoned that turned her into a kobold.

>>7446648
>video series where a bunch of girls read literature while on a vibrator
What?

>>7446649

You should draw more, your style's wonderful.

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>>7446598

I imagine a winter wyvern, who canonically can use Cold Embrace (Encase ally in healing cocoon of ice) could use people like Popsicle dildos, complete with getting stuck, or removing them from the ice by licking them to their center.

>>7446648
>girls read literature while on a vibrator? Imagine that with dragon waifu.
Literally Auroth, it's what she would do too.

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>>7446665
I think he drew this in a kobold thread recently.

>>7442842
>>7443167
>>7443514
Could make Bahamut the next OP pic and the topic be which Bahamut is your favorite.

>>7446694

You could, but everyone's just going to say IX or X was their favorite. No love for any of the others.

>>7446682
>Ice dildos
That's my fetish, and it's horribly underappreciated.

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>>7446723

Ice dildos in general or people frozen into ice dildos specifically?

>>7446659
>>7446682
It's called Hysterical Literature. They read stuff like American Psycho, Clockwork Orange, etc. They start reading when the machine is turned on, and keep reading through any gasps, moans, and other interruptions until they cum.

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>>7446694
He also did this one recently. He's a good artist.

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>>7446042
Guess I'll have to back up these somewhere.

>>7446740
Just the ice. I've molded them out of condoms and paper towel rolls before.

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>>7446723
I've literally only seen one picture of this, and it isn't even scaly.
Please go on.

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>>7446714
11 is best you pleb

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>>7446784

You aren't wrong then, it's an extremely neglected fetish. It's very admirable that you make your own toys like that too, but I can't imagine they'd stand up to body heat well though.

>>7446815

>11
>not Type-0

>>7446754
I would like to note that I didn't color it, just the lines. I will draw more later on.

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>>7446682
>>7446557
>>7446502
Not what I had in mind anons. I just want a cute human sized dragon to hold close and keep warm!

>>7446792
I only have some others downloaded, but they're non-scalie. So here are some links:

https://e621.net/post/show/512557/2014-anal-anal_penetration-anthro-backsack-balls-b
https://e621.net/post/show/786660/anal-anal_masturbation-anal_penetration-animal_gen

>>7446843
Yeah, they're one time use only.

>>7446908

As long as you don't actually use popsicles, since the sugar means a one way trip to yeast infection city.

>>7446893
Oops, I thought you colored it as well. You should post some of these on your tumblr as well, they're great.

>>7446919
Of course, I even keep the toy in the condom mold and rinse it to remove any frost. Any precaution you can take.

>>7446743
I have read both of those novels and seen the films and it's a wonder one can get off while reading them. Clockwork Orange is just straight up brutal and American Psycho in discomforting on a deep level

If anyone can help, there's a pic on fa I'm trying to find. Reptile girl in jeans and bra, holding open unbuttoned shirt. I THINK the colors were brown skin, white shirt, black jeans and bra. The gallery had a whole folder or the character but can't remember any names

>>7446928
I just keep forgetting to. I also don't like putting what looks like half finished things on there. I do have a decent amount of sketches that just never made it out that are at least a year old.

If I was home I would be drawing stuff since people asked for more.

>>7446714
I'm really disappointed there's not much love out there for VIII's Bahamut. That was one of the best ones I always thought. But the spotlight is almost always taken by X's overdesigned mess.

>>7447072
e621.net
scalie
anthro
rating:s
female
solo
clothing

adjust as needed and Godspeed

>>7447035
That's what the vibrators are for.

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>>7447072
by any chance?

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>>7447346
less close, same character

>>7447353
hotter

>>7446649
Pouting/angry kobolds are my fetish.

Please draw more.

Preferably getting dicked.

>>7447086
That's fine! Hope you're doing fine wherever you are!

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Hi /Scaly/ I just wanted to let you guys know about a video watchmojo uploaded today and I think there's a little something you might enjoy.
Sauce: https://youtu.be/qzxqcY5F3R0

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>>7447523
Things are going fine. At least here I can get away from pony requests on tumblr.

>>7447585
Hah, figures. Hope you find the time to doodle some for us though!

>>7447585
>At least here I can get away from pony requests on tumblr.
I'm sorry for your loss

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>>7447585
>I can get away from pony requests on tumblr.

Ouch. People still do that? Would it be all right to ask you to share scaly sketches if you have them?

I adora all oc, especially rare oc.

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>>7447585
>pony requests
Good god I hope you're ok. Did they hurt you anon? ANON, WHERE DID THE BRONIES TOUCH YOU?

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>>7446682

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>>7447815
>dick bent at a sharp 180 degrees

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>>7446723
just check for "icicle" on e621

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>>7447843
you notice that his entire torso is frozen solid, right?
dick is smallest of his problem (esp when this is healing him)

>>7446792

there is also a set for this in one of FriskyFerals, not scally so only a tease

>>7446042
I mean, yeah cool, I did, too.
but I get a 503 error when I go to enlarge the images.

>>7447635
>>7447658
>>7447666
It was half my fault cause I enjoy Gilda mostly for the anger I like of her, feathers help too. It's just a branch of me liking dragons and kobolds.

I can do a mega of the sketches if you want like I did when people asked for my Gilda stuff. I will have to do that when I'm home.

>>7448182
Tusndere birb is acceptable.

Link?

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>>7448182
>I can do a mega of the sketches if you want like I did when people asked for my Gilda stuff

I'd like that very much anon. Gilda isn't scaly, but if you could share that too, I'd appreciate it all the same.

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qing A CUTE!!!!!!!!

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>>7446904
Sorry, was thinking with my benis.

I want to hug a dragon too.

>>7447575
did they just show Narse's promo art on fucking Youtube?

I don't know how to feel about this one

>>7447585
>pony requests
I'm sorry Anon, what brought it on, did you draw a horsepussy out of boredom or something?

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>>7448092
>Thumbnails are back. Full image access will be restored soon.

Previously: http://pastebin.com/M0MqZHbS

>"Do you mean like... now?"
>There's just a hint of anticipation in his voice
"I wanted to finish pizza first, but if you can't wait, I could fuck you right here."
>The kobold almost chokes on a slice of pizza
>You wait for him to breathe again, then keep it up
"Right on the table, I think. It's a pretty good height for it. If you feel ready."
>Kyzon swallows
>"Lemme, uh, lemme finish this slice."
>Pizza is a decidedly un-sexy food, really. He tries to be seductive while eating it for only half a second before realizing how bad it looks and giving up.
>You also finish off your slice
>"O-Okay, are we---are we really doing this?"
"Do you want to do this?"
>Kyzon nods, blushing
>"Yes."
"Then we are."
>You shove the pizza box to the side, stand up, and unbutton your pants
>"R-Right here? That-that wasn't a joke?"
"Why not?"
>"I mean, uh, I just..."
>You smirk and pull your pants down
>Right now you're only about 1/2 hard, sure, but that's enough
>His eyes laser-focus on your cock, and you can see him relent
>"S-sure."
>Kyzon quickly undresses himself, standing awkwardly on the floor
>He's fully hard already, cock poking out of his genital slit.
>You step forward and grab him underneath the armpits, lifting him onto his back on the table
"You're fucking hot, you know that?"
>He swallows
>"T-Thanks."
>You lean over, balls resting on his tail as you approach his face
>For a moment he's not sure what it is, then realizes at the last second as you kiss him
>His tongue is surprisingly long, and, with some concern, you realize this is your first kiss together
>After you'd...
>Oh, whatever
>It's nice
>You lean more forward, putting a leg on the table for leverage as you try to position yourself
>Your cocks rub together, and---
>And it's at that point that the table collapses
>Fuck
>You slam down hard onto the ground, landing on top of him
>He cries out in pain as the pizza box is flipped up and lands on top of you
"Oh, fuck---oh fuck"

>>7448224
>>7448242
Again, I'm not at home so I can't link. I will when I'm back and not sleeping from driving each night. Gotta get paid with Uber cause this ain't helping with my rent.

The new tumblr is Defective-gears.tumblr.com

>>7448329
Kinda, I was seeing if I could still gain something from doing it but the bandwagon had left so long ago and the "famous" ones had already gotten a stranglehold on it. Only one I actually enjoy drawing is Gilda. I don't do that horse pussy stuff; I have stayed humanoid in my art which ends up not getting a chunk of the audience.

Feathers and scales are more fun to draw anyway.

>>7447575
I'm watching this video thinking "Huh, so they're going to just talk about the fact it exsits and make jokes---"

Then BAM, actual fucking pornography out of nowhere. What the fuck? How is this allowed?

>>7448595
>Gilda
Patrician taste, good sir. You can never go wrong with the tsuntsun catbutt

also the bandwagon left about three to four years ago

>>7448616
viewer counts, shock value, not really porn if you're good at mental gymnastics

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>>7448329

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>>7448678
Holy fuck, is that mlp?
I jumped ship about the time McFlurry showed up, what the hell did I miss out on?

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>>7448595
If I had any money I'd love more Gilda. She such a cute.

Good work either way.

>>7448678
MLP has cute everything but the ponies. Their high pitched voices and candy colors shorten my lifespan.

>>7448577
>You quickly get off him, panicking
>Jesus Christ you probably weight three times as much as he does, you might have---
>"Bahahahahahaha!"
>Oh thank Christ
"You okay?"
>Kyzon is currently laughing too hard to respond, heaving for air
>"You---you actually---we---holy shit, we're so fucking bad at this!"
>You smile, and find yourself laughing too
"Yeah, that wasn't my best idea."
>"It's... It's okay, man."
>Kyzon sits up, and you detect some nervousness
>"That---I'm going to be honest, that was moving a bit fast for me anyway."
>You feel your face go red out of shame
>Fuck
>You must've misread the situation
"Sorry, dude."
>"No, no, really, it's fine. I just want to take things a bit more slowly, you know?"
>You nod
>You had some idea of that, yeah
"A few more dates?"
>"What? Fuck no, dude! I want you inside me so much it hurts."
>Your dick starts to stand at attention again when you hear that
>"Just... Slower for now, you know? Not immediately into the main event."
"Okay, yeah. Gotcha. More slowly."
>"And, uh, on a bed, please."
"Of course."
>You feel sauce dripping down your back
"Lemme wash this pizza off first though, huh?"
>"S-sure."


Short update sorry.

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>About to feed the cat but pick her up first, as I do all the time.
>She panics and bites me so I drop her.
>Think about hitting her and get really sad about how I could ever think such an evil thought.
/blog

>>7448705
Oh it's not that bad, the first five seasons were decent enough, and Tirek was one hell of a character. I was not expecting a kids show to get that fucking dark.

Before it went to shit, it was a nice form of escapism, a perfect happy life that I could 'participate' in by proxy.

>>7448787
>not putting that bitch in their place

No wonder your cat bites.

>>7448822
This is the only time she's bit me in 12 years.

>>7448678
I wish there was a cartoon with sexy dragons that looked like this

>>7448879
Ah well I don't know much about cats. My dad raises and breeds sport dogs and he's never had them bite because he maintains respect and stuff. I've never seen him actually hit one though.

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>when your favourite artist starts watching you
Who are they?

>>7449137
>tfw can't draw
>tfw can't write beyond 3-5k characters at a time
it hurts. It hurts a lot

>>7446649
Where can we find the full sequence? The archive only has thumbnails.

It's good stuff.

>>7449184
3-5k characters is two pages of text, I think. That's a fine amount to write in one session. You can do a scene with that, or string them together over time.

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>tfw no toraton gtgf
Endless suffrin

>>7448743
Even if it's small, thanks for the update you glorious bastard.

>On arctic expedition exploring ice caps
>get lost and fall down a crevasse
>freeze to death
>wake up 2,000 years later
>dragons now exists through selective breeding
>They're as intelligent as humans and it's totally okay to fuck them
>start going out with one
>fuck them
>the next day, your dick is all red
>she takes a STD test and comes out clean
>turns out you're allergic to dragons
what do?

>>7449262
They were only posted in that thread. I will put the sequence in a folder in the Scaly sketches I put up later on.

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>>7449421
>2,000 years later
Buy an allergen suppressant or get genetically modified so I'm not allergic. If they don't have any of those options that far into the future, they are doing something wrong.

>>7449421
>date a dragon
>no sustained physical contact before the fucking stage
????
Anyway, it's 2k years in the future. Chances are they've got a way to cure allergies.

>>7449543
>>7449560
>allergen suppressant
In the future, anti-vaccers have won and people die of preventable diseases all the time

>>7449769
i mean in that case i fuck as many dragons as possible before i die of super-gonna-herpa-typhoi-syphilitis.

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>>7449560
>no sustained physical contact before the fucking stage
But anon, dragons are very impatient and amorous creatures. Less wait, more rape, that's what they say.

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>>7449799
>indestructible...

>>7449769
well, the anti-vaccers I've talked too don't hate the vaccines, they hate what goes inside them. I've tried doing research myself, but I can't find jack shit. It feels a tad fishy to me, if they're supposedly harmless, then why go to all the effort to hide what they use inside the little bastards?

>>7449819
Oh fuck that brings me back

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>>7439628
I think the answer is yes because special relativity is fucky. Also the flashlights are moving in the same frame of inertia or something.

>>7449946
The last thing in the world I want to talk about on /Scaly/ is politics so I won't say anything besides this:
The preservatives in vaccines are indeed poisonous, that's how they work. They kill any microbes that might have contaminated the sample. It's the same with preservatives in food.
Those preservatives aren't exactly good for you, but they're in such small quantities they're quite harmless. It's probably comparable to the amount of preservatives in a microwaved meal. (I don't know but I've had plenty of vaccines and I'm still basically alive) and it's certainly better than getting herpes or smallpox or malaria or whatever the vaccine is for.

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Serpents with fat asses are nice

>>7449427
At your convenience.

I don't want to badger you into making more material, because I know that can be a pain, but I think you should definitely post the pictures/text somewhere.

>>7422751
that's just what you chose for yourself when you didn't join in on any of the exoduses desu

>>7450083
That doesn't even make sense.

Also, yes.

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>>7450126
I don't even care

>>7449946
Probably a few reasons:
>vaccine recipe changes as science marches on and previously harmless things are discovered to be harmful
>vaccine recipe is proprietary because it's made by a company who doesn't want other companies to make stuff based off of theirs
>companies don't want people taking vaccines and trying to distill drugs from them because they thought they saw "methamphetamine" in the ingredients
It's probably mostly the second one, considering the whole fiasco over the epipen makers abusing an effective monopoly.
Though, I have a feeling that if ingredient info was readily made available, we'd see a lot more fuckwits saying stuff like
>Vaccines contain amounts of hydrogen hydroxide, the same chemical that you can find in BLEACH and MANY LETHAL POISONS