HG thread
>>7420972
Trust me! I'm speaking from my experience after all!
>>7420973
You again? I had to. Just in case another version of that girl comes. If she is pure then I wouldn't give that card to her!
>>7421023
>She lets out a sigh and turn away from her.
Yeah I guess so. Not a lot of people would do this for me.
>>7421015(pokemon guy)
I can't say I have. My surrounding is always changing, so to stop and meet someone like that is rare. I've seen it in movies and TV, but those shouldn't be seen as reality.
>>7421023(hungry hippo)
>Rantaro takes the coin away from her
You have no idea where this has been. Please wait patiently until I think of something for you to eat that isn't a dirty coin.
>>7421070
Yes, it's me again. Is there anything wrong with that?
And of course you could have always censored it out. The majority of the picture to be more exact. Leave everything but her head covered up.
>>7421070
Well, I guess this is ok...!
>She smiles and starts eating the grenade you gave her.
>>7421072
Oh. Sorry...
>>7420950
You have a point. Would be a waste of time and money.
>>7420990
How would you even know what's necessary for a pilot? It looks like I struck a nerve, but I'm calling it like I see it. Using your nose all the time can't be pleasant.
>>7420992
Sorry to hear that, must have been a pretty awful experience, but it's not like you can feel pain so it's no big deal I guess
>>7421102
Hahah, yeah! I can't feel pain, yeah...hahah...
>>7421072
No clue what those are, but still, I find a lot of those all the time, honestly.
>He yawns briefly.
Eh. Whatever. We'll be fine.
>>7421119
Not physical
>>7421097
Don't apologize. This is for your own safety after all.
Anyways, let's start walking. Maybe if we travel far enough we'll find some place that sells food.
>>7421120
Of course you don't know what those are.
In any case, a place like this it's hard not to be. What other place do you know of where we can die and then come back to life? It's really crazy.
>>7421094
I'm a little too tired to be judged right now. But that would just make the thing unsatisfying! Would you only want that with only your head showing?
>>7421097
Good girl! Now before I leave, what's your name again? Didn't catch it the first time.
>>7421102
Two things I can't afford to waste. I won't be this cute forever after all!
>>7421144
You mean like... a date?
>>7421159
Tabe.
>>7421102
How would you know what is necessary for a guard? Neither of us knows what it's really loke for the other side, so let's quit it with the speculation. it's fine my nose is quite sensative but it gets the job done. Mainly for tracking more than anything else. No good sense could beat good discipline however.
>>7421119
It's true isn't it? You have no nervous system...
>>7421159
You certainly have the advantage, no one would take you seriously.
>>7421159
I'm a little insulted that you would think I would come into this place without clothes on. Let me guess, you think I'm some sort of playboy all because of my appearance?
>>7421176
No. We're going to get you food so you don't starve to death. Unless you would rather sit around and let your own stomach digest itself.
>>7421183
Yeah, you're right! Hahah...
>>7421181
>loke
Good grief looks like even I do need some food and rest. If Sanders was here I'd buy three buckets.
>>7421070
If there are unforeseen effects, I will hold you partially responsible. Does this sound agreeable to you?
>>7421196
I-It can do that?
>>7421181
Excuse me for saying this, but you sound awfully similar to a hound. We mostly use technology and hardware to track our targets.
>>7421202
For some odd reason I can tell their is a melancholy tone in your voice box or whatever it's called. What's the problem?
>>7421227
Nothing, nothing! So, uhhh...how's the weather? Hahah...
>>7421212
Surprising, isn't it? That's why people start to feel extremely sick when they go a long period of time without eating. To think you're more prone to that feeling than others. This is some curse you have here.
Now please, we need to find you something soon. If you die because of this I won't forgive myself.
>>7421176
Not the chatty one I see. Whatever. Name's Baby Bonnie Hood. Nice meeting ya. Guess I'll see you next time I'm here.
>>7421183
That's the point!
>She walks past him, slipping him a card.
>It has no address, phone number, not even a name. Just Darkhunter.
Just in case the other score goes down. Bye!
>>7421196
You look more like a failing artist to me. Nothing really sticks out otherwise. I would say more but it's naptime for me. Night night!
>>7421209
I'll retaliate if you do! And nothing will happen! I will even buy you a drink once you figured that out. Glad I could impart my wisdom onto older people before I leave!
Sorry for cutting this short misses and misters but I do have a job to get to in the morning! Good night everyone!
>>7421264
Sleep tight. Don't let the wolves bite.
>>7421144
Not like it's that surprising, here.
You know, I think I've heard of stories of a place like that, though.
>>7421264
>He pockets the card
Hmm, very well. I'll keep this in mind thanks. Till next time.
>>7421248
I don't know you tell me. Wait you can't can you? Well from what I can tell it's pretty humid and if the clouds are a sign, it seems it might rain soon. Hope you're waterproof.
>>7421296
So have I. There's a game that's all about people, particularly students, that are round up and forced to kill each other in a mutual killing fashion. Who knew that a game like that would have soon became reality?
>>7421315
Uhhh...kinda? Let's just say I'd like an umbrella.
>>7421318
...Huh? Nah, I just meant that thing about everyone killing each other and coming back.
>>7421338
Afraid I don't have one. I have a tarp that I packed. If you don't mind being covered.
>>7421346
S'up.
>>7421346
>Kissu
>>7421400
Are you kidding?! I'll be as snug as a bug in a rug!
>>7421381
Oral stories always have their origins. It's weird to think that somewhere in time people killed each other and then tried to bring them back.
>>7421346
>She lightly hits you with her purification rod
>>7421430
>>7421411
>He leaves and returns momentarily with a green tarp and hands it to you.
I normally use this to cover the important parts of my mech but...I guess this can be am exception.
Though I don't think you'll need it now.
>>7421422
YOu haven't heard of crazier by this point?
So
First 24?
>>7421464
I don't think we're on the same page here. Who is crazier?
>>7421482
Rantaro Amami
I hope you're taking tributes, anonymous.
>>7421488
I was kidding
Fuck you circkjerkers
>>7421488
>>7421497
Good job asshole.Made anon change his mind about Hosting.
>>7421488
Crazier between the two of us, or crazier as a concept?
>>7421482
Hanbei
>>7421482
Eggman-kun
>>7421497
>>7421504
I'm glad I could help.
>>7421453
>Claptrap throws the tarp over himself. He is completely enveloped.
Wow! It's...dark! Is it nighttime already? Well, good night, minion!
>Robotic snoring is heard from under the tarp.
>>7421506
I thought you were talking about an actual person. You made it sound like a person when you mentioned it.
>>7421521
Ehh...right, good night...strange bot.
>>7421582
Fuck off KK
>>7421531
Well, that's a bit weird. I thought I was bieng clear.
>>7421624
Not clear enough, sadly. I'm well aware of how insanity works, and what it takes to deem someone insane.
>>7421647
I was just saying, really, I've heard of places that work like this before.
>friend asks you how their rp is
>you don't pay any attention to their rp
Would a default game be enough for you guys?
>>7421730
Moar
>>7421728
Yes
>>7421723
>Friend tells you how great your new ava is
>They ask for criticism on their new ava
>You haven't been paying attention
Is there any worse feel?
Eбaть y вac yнылo. Moжeт хyйнeм нa 24 pылa paзoк?
>>7421733
Alright give me 24, while I get things set up.
>>7421750
Hanbei
>>7421750
Literally suffering
>>7421750
Reigen Arataka
>>7421750
GOD
>>7421757
pizda
>>7421750
Bakuryu
>>7421750
Chica
>>7421750
>not already being set up
nice hosting
Asleep Yukine
>>7421750
Franky
>>7421750
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7421750
Eggman-kun
>>7421750
Rinoa
>>7421750
Istishhady from Ninawa, Abu Saifullah ash-Shishani, guardian of the GOD
>>7421750
Lord Beerus
>>7421750
9 Ball Seraph
>>7421750
Istishhady from Ninawa, Abu Yusuf ar-Rusi, guardian of the GOD
>>7421750
Ursula-sensei
>>7421750
Water Law
>>7421750
Ibaraki Douji
>>7421750
Baki
>>7421750
MODERATE OPPOSITION
>>7421750
Kamikirimusi
>>7421750
Hero
>>7421750
Re-L
>>7421750
GRANTOED
>>7421730
Ah
She's very pretty
(´・ω・`)
>>7421750
Muffet
>>7421750
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>7421750
Yoshikage Kira
>>7421723
>people accuse you of hating newfags
> you don't actually pay attention to any newfags
>>7421750
Tiny snek
>>7421750
Nagato
>1438
>rp
>>7421827
I got this reference, what's that maymay called again?
>>7421869
Yo, is this person retarded?
>>7421876
NO
>>7421750
Moonman
>>7421885
Yo, this guy is LITERALLY retarded.
>>7421893
>Not LICHERALLY
Shit rp
>>7421893
>guy
Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda!
Why silent?
GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
>>7421899
What, you saying I got a speech impediment?
>>7421901
You might as well be a guy with that face. You LITERALLY look like that one faggy kid in the back of the class wearing all black and crying while cutting them self with a mechanical fucking pencil.
>>7421929
you're an idiot?
Are we good?
MUDA DA!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
ZA WARUDO!
TOKI WO TOMARE!
KURAE!
Soshite, toki wa ugoki dasu.
>>7421941
How much fucking makeup did you have to cake on so you can camwhore on 4Chan like every other cumrag with daddy issue that's done it?
>>7421946
Yes.
>>7421954
Idiot.
>>7421946
Sorry, for the wait. HostHelper wouldn't copy the names for some reason.
>>7421870
Denko face
>>7421992
Thanks m7
>>7422008
Hah. Good one....
>mfw HG this hilariously dead
>>7422141
>mfw 3am
wonder why its called dead hours... relly makes you ponder
>>7422141
I am but waiting for another opportunity, dearie.
kids these days
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
>>7422178
THANK FOR HOSTING BLYAD
>>7422181
Are you alright, dearie? Something bothering you?
>>7422178
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7422193
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7422141
I got beat quick.
>>7422193
But hey, congrats anyways. And thank for this.
>>7422200
>>7422217
No, thank you for playing. Sorry there wasn't any substance. But hey, it is what it is.
>>7422158
slob on my knob
like corn on the cob
>>7422226
I was not playing, dearie, but it is only proper to thank you regardless.
>>7422228
How...poetic.
>>7422158
kys furfag
>>7422226
Hey, better than what I was doing.
minecraft is a furry game
>>7422276
you're not wrong
but you're not right, either
Undertale is a furry game
>>7422303
Undertale is an allegory for furry acceptance
>>7422307
Everyone is just a shaved furry tb.h.
Zzzzz
You guys drove all the productive people away with your autism.
Create a news headline for HG.
>>7422348
>>7422348
Good.
>>7422351
>Autism Levels Reach Epidemic Status, Online Study Finds
>>7422348
Still here
Waiting
Let's work together to make Lambda leave hg.
>>7422458
Let's work together to commit mass suicide.
>>7422468
Can we Lambda to die first?
I'm horny
>>7422475
No King Knight/Adachi, we can't.
>>7422479
S-Shuten?
>>7422348
Someone banepost with me. I'll start.
Dr.Pavel, I'm CIA.
I summon ____
>>7422489
>>7422502
Can I get on the plane?
>>7422507
Shuten, but it's so boring here that I'd be fine with anyone.
>>7422511
You don't get to bring friends
>>7422530
The masked man.
Bane
>>7422520
>>7422541
It would be extremely painful if you pull off the mask.
>>7422530
A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
>>7422520
Even me?
>>7422543
Staring at me is forbidden, so you better stop before I make you stop.
>>7422546
It doesn't matter if I am a hired gun. What matters is my plan.
>>7422520
>tfw have a shuten folder but can't really play her
Anyone who wants a folder?
>>7422551
Anyone but you, human.
>>7422552
>>7422553
Was replying to this post, part of your plan?
>>7422560
Sounds about right to me. Have a nice night!
>>7422556
Sure
>>7422520
>Pats shoulder
>>7422566
My plan will crash this plane with no survivors once the fire rises.
What are you listening to, HG?
https://youtu.be/NW26pwMDUHA
>>7422578
This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
>>7422565
Running in circles won't save you from your inevitable demise.
>>7422556
I-I already accepted the fact that I won't see Shuten until I return to Mt. Ooe anyway.
>>7422567
Halt, you filthy insect! I didn't say that you're allowed to leave!
>>7422574
I don't remember ordering you to touch me, not like I would give an order like that to you anyway! Now get away from me!
>>7422593
Are you trying to say you'll talk to me if I stay?
>>7422573
Alright here you go. Do know that I made this for someone else who intended to use it for lewd so there are a few of those in the folder. So you might want to sort those out if you want.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/t7163uat4ae3czs/AAAzk2IV58LU05IIe9wFUt4Ta?dl=0
>>7422573
>Pokes
This must have been a terrible jedi or Jango is a really good shot.
>>7422598
Nope! I already told you that I have nothing to say to you, but I want to do this!
>The Oni picks up some rocks from the ground and throws them at the human
Now this is entertaining!
>>7422602
Am I it?
>>7422601
>thanks man but I don't know when I'll get around to using her since I'm still busy sorting things out over the house ordeal
>>7422597
I can't and I won't.
>>7422608
Jango shot the lower part of the lightsaber to push it back, so the Jedi couldn't deflect the other shot aimed at his right shoulder.
>>7422609
>Rantaro let's her throw rocks at him, but starts walking away
Understood. Have a nice night!
>>7422613
Well its better that someone has the folder and the opportunity to play her than no one.
>>7422615
>The Oni readies her weapon to strike down the woman, but before she could do that she notices the woman's horns
W-What's that?
>The Oni points at the horns
>>7422620
>The Oni runs after him
W-Wait! I won't allow you to leave!
>>7422629
>Rantaro keeps walking away
No, no. I understand completely. I wouldn't want to trouble you. Human's don't deserve the kindness and cooperation of onis anyways.
>>7422613
Yep!
>Runs away to hide from Peashy
>>7422629
What do you think...kin?
>A smile plays on her lips as if she's afraid of even doing it.
>>7422621
>you sure about this man?
>>7422635
>runs after the anon
Come back here!
>>7422639
Teehee! You can't catch you you slowpoke!
>>7422639
I am very sure.
>>7422632
I said stop!
>She grabs onto his sleeve
You can't disobey an Oni, especially not a bored Oni, because I'll get very angry if you do!
>>7422638
K-Kin?
>The Oni starts sniffing like a dog
This smell! You're a demon! No, not just a normal demon, but you're also an Oni!
>>7422643
>been looking for a new ava for some time now but I'm sure some will complain since she's a little skimpy but I don't mind. Thank you anon I'll try to do my best.
>>7422641
Come out so I can win already!
>>7422660
>Sneaks behind you
>Boops your head
Guess I lose :(
>>7422601
>there are a few of those in the folder.
Don't mind if I do!
>>7422667
Kamina, no.
>>7422543
>>7422652
>Rantaro rips the sleeve out of her grasp and gives her the most threatening look he could give
Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to listen to you. I guess I missed the meeting that addressed humanity being enslaved by the oni race. I'm not your slave and onis don't rule over anything, so stop acting like you're my master.
>>7422652
>The other oni nods, the smile growing broader.
Right you are! It's been...six hundred years since I saw another.
>>7422664
>this infact scares the Pish
>runs away flailing her arms and screaming
>>7422680
>Is hit by Pish's arms
>Is knocked against a wall
>Is kocked out
ofh hga hghw hgar junko lf adachi hoshi rin kk alma aussa undertale jude hg trash b bolin baron reclass free parsee ramsay asshole cancer circlejerk leak catfish stocking sanc steam discord secret shitpost rp ooc ic ships erp tlhg oldfag newfag midfag fag anime 3d events prom homecoming best worst cody ddd sega finn bait shitpost sophisto aang yin oc lesbians straight loli kamina illya forthegames australia
>>7422684
>kocked
>>7422684
>kocked
>>7422687
you forgot to add furry
>>7422675
>The Oni is clearly scared by this point, but this won't stop her from acting like she is above him
K-Know your place, human! I'm the strongest Oni, who deserves to be treated with respect, so you better stop before I get too angry!
Now, you better grovel before me or I won't forgive you!
>>7422679
Six hundred years? It's been so long? Oh, yes, I was dead through most of that period! But still....
>The Oni walks around the woman
I'm still not sure if you're a real Oni. I've never seen you around Mt. Ooe! And I know everyone from there!
>>7422698
furry ofh hga hghw hgar junko lf adachi hoshi rin kk alma aussa undertale jude hg trash b bolin baron reclass free parsee ramsay asshole cancer circlejerk leak catfish stocking sanc steam discord secret shitpost rp ooc ic ships erp tlhg oldfag newfag midfag fag anime 3d events prom homecoming best worst cody ddd sega finn bait shitpost sophisto aang yin oc lesbians straight loli kamina illya forthegames australia
>thread is alive
>irl you are dying
Help me.
>>7422709
>raises arms and shares energy
>>7422702
I won't be doing any groveling. Do you really think I'd care about this? It's below me, just like you. Understand that you'll have to grovel instead if you ever want me to look in your general direction ever again.
Should I do a twenty-four?
>>7422702
Hahaha! An Onmyoji sealed us after we sacked the capital back then. I was the only one that stayed for the proper length, even after the restraints failed.
>The smile falters.
...After I came out, no matter where I looked, I never found another of us again.
>>7422721
Of course!
>>7422721
Plz
>>7422714
PRAISE THE SUN?
But anyway, thank you anon. I hope your energy help me with that hard headache
>>7422722
>>7422723
I'm not the fastest, but it's dead hours. I'll have to do for now.
I got new events, guys! I hope they live up to your expectations! First 24!
>>7422733
Rantaro Amami
>>7422733
A girl and her dog
>>7422733
General Pepel
>>7422733
Dwight David "Ike" Eisenhower
>>7422733
Scale Tipper
>>7422717
>The Oni just stands there and stares at the boy
...
>But her shocked expression quickly disappears, and cocky one takes its place
L-Like I care! Not like I wanted to talk to you anyway! Now leave, human! I'm done with messing around with you!
>>7422722
So that means you probably missed the time they tricked most of our kind into drinking poisoned sake! But that doesn't matter!
I'm sure you already know me! Obviously I'm your King, Ibaraki Douji!
>>7422733
One very pissed off pupper
>>7422733
Ibaraki Douji
>>7422743
Can you give me a shorter name, please? It cuts out the last few letters.
>>7422733
Cirno
>>7422733
Kamikirimusi
>>7422749
Kamikirimusi.
...I-it's been so long, I didn't even recognize....
>>7422733
Aksis Prime
>>7422758
Dwight D. ''Ike'' Eisenhower''. Or just Ike.
>>7422733
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7422733
Ultimate Hope
>>7422749
>and like that Rantaro returns to his usual aloof expression
Well dang, I can't believe that didn't work. I really wanted to bust on you for faltering in front of a human. Well, if you insist on me leaving...have a nice night!
>>7422733
Tiny snek
>>7422733
A whore
>>7422759
B-But if Shuten sees that I can't even get these humans to bow before me, she'll kill me!
>>7422733
Rika
>>7422733
Oda Nobunaga
>>7422733
Sunset
>>7422733
Lolicon duo
>>7422778
Then you better get to work or fake it
>>7422777
TRIP CONFIRM
>>7422733
Mother
>>7422761
that's a sassy Cirno
>>7422733
Hanbei Takenaka
>>7422800
And what's that supposed to mean?
>>7422733
Lord Beerus
>>7422806
B-baka~
>>7422733
Duck Guy
Oh God what the fuck did I just discover https://youtu.be/tkIeNcG9-ds
>>7422733
True Lavos
>>7422733
Henri
>>7422750
Why do I find this so damn cute?
>>7422763
Don't worry, just to show that I'm the best leader the Oni could have, I'll forgive you this time! But only because you're also an Oni!
I-I was starting to get lonely here....
>>7422774
>The Oni just stands there with her cocky smile slowly fading away and not understanding anything
W-What?
>>7422812
You're the idiot, not me
>>7422834
>Huggu
CUTE!
>>7422831
It was fun, wasn't it? It was for me, at least. You deserve some peace and quiet from me, so enjoy it while it lasts.
>Rantaro starts to walk off once again
>>7422830
Because she's pissed and she's a pupper
>>7422766
I'll just take Ike for now.
Hey, you guys! Check this out and point out mistakes! If there aren't any, let's go!
>>7422831
>She grabs her king and pulls them in to a squeezing bear hug.
I've been lonely for centuries!
>>7422846
I'm going to kill all of you.
eventually.
>>7422855
District 2 ftw
>>7422857
>headpats the idiot
>you will never cuddle with Nowi
>>7422855
I fixed his image, I just saw it!
Like I said, do what you must.
WELL BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A-CALLIN'
If trips - cirno will fie in bloodbath
I guess I am late.. Why is it always like this with me..
>>7422850
What was supposed to be fun about that? I-It was just confusing! Humans are just too weird for me to understand.
>>7422855
Why is it so cold here?
>>7422856
>The Oni's face turns bright red as she is being embraced
W-Wait, I understand, but that doesn't mean you can touch me!
>She tries her best to escape from this situation
I-I'll eat you if you don't let me go!
>>7422857
>glomps
>>7422865
And you'll be the one to die first, congratulations
>>7422855
Nothing? No insults, no swaps?
Let's begin! As you can see, we have a lot of people running away. Crap.
>>7422919
The pupper must be very angry...
>>7422905
And you'll die after the other guy.
>>7422919
Let's just skip to the part where I beat up everyone and win. I don't have all day
>>7422901
>There's a bit of a sob in the larger demon's voice.
I can't help it! It's just been too long! I need this....
>>7422919
>>7422931
No, because seeing it happen just like /that/ isn't satisfying. Jeez. Get it together, yo.
A lot of messed up things happen. Just your normal day at the arena.
>>7422933
I mean, angry 'cause of the way she died.
>>7422947
Stupid tea, always being served hot and stuff.
It deserves to drown
>>7422947
If you don't want to pay, just say it, dumbass.
>>7422919
It's just like Shuten's! I'm almost as cute as she is in it!
>>7422937
F-Fine! I'll alow it once!
>The Oni stops struggling
Just don't drool on me or anything weird like that.
>>7422947
Hey, that's what I did to the others yesterday! Don't you dare to steal my ideas!
>>7422947
Not too hopeful now, eh? Give it time, they'll come around.
Peace is sumber one!
>>7422962
I-I'm not a creative person. Don't give me that look.
>>7422962
Thank you, my king.Thank you, so much.
>>7422970
I can handle this, now.
>>7422970
I... uhmm.....
Spicy meatballs?
>>7422970
A spelling error and an actual error.
As you can see, I put a lot of effort into this. You don't get as much quality as this, not in the States!
I have seen the face of madness, and it carries with it a dire message
>>7422979
Well, everyone here is stupid after all
>>7422979
Aww...snek...
>>7422969
B-But if I fake it, and she finds out, she'll do something worse than just killing me!
Looks like it's time for me to actually try to beat these humans....
>>7422970
She has to get stronger. If she becomes a strong Oni like me, nobody will dare to pick on her!
>>7422975
>The Oni awkwardly moves around
A-Are you done yet?
>>7422979
>The Oni rips the snake in half and eats its humanoid side
This tastes more like chicken than human.
>>7422979
Everyone has a little bit of good in them. I still remember that, and I rest my case.
>>7422985
Pay your respects, my friend. She was too pure for this world.
>>7422990
She doesn't look so evil to me
>>7422980
whats it say
>>7422994
That's what you get for looking at me with that ugly face of yours
>>7422994
That's rude!
>>7422994
...Alright, little guy. Come here.
>>7422979
Your affection is noted, little snake. You shall be buried instead of risen.
>>7422996
We're Oni, so obviously we're evil in the eyes of humans, but Shuten usually punishes me if I do something wrong.
B-But that doesn't mean I wouldn't be glad to see her!
>>7423009
What kind of punishment
>>7422994
So, yeah. It's a bit... Too random, even by Hetalia standards.
Then again, since when did any of Hetalia make sense? It's perfect!
>>7422990
...I could stay like this for a very, very long time. But I can stop.
>>7423013
No.
>>7423008
>snek will never slither around nazarick
>>7423019
It would sully their name if I simply used their corpse, it is better this way.
>>7423013
Arena events. I don't see why we'd need those, but it seems I'll have to make one eventually.
Or a few. I'm not the most creative.
>>7422997
Song of my soul, my voice is dead;
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
>>7423025
Rip
>>7423026
Good riddance, if you ask me.
>>7423026
Is it that "Bad Apple" song I've been hearing recently? It's not really lullaby material, but... Hey! It could be worse!
>>7423038
Hey wait a second...
This is my invention! You thief!
>>7423038
...
Well, okay. We had all this food, and you don't come. Who else is going to eat it now? It's a waste! Shame on you!
>>7423038
Do I look like I'm tired!? Get out!
>>7423047
Not. Hungry.
>>7423047
To be fair, the winters in Russia are PRETTY f--king brutal, so you can't hold me or Ivan responsible for your actions.
You better not even IMPLY I rigged it. I didn't. I even stated so before.
>>7423055
Yeah you did.
>>7423055
Another arena event. People die, one of them being the ice fairy.
Maybe I should've skipped to the end....
>>7423011
Ramsay/Wiggins, this isn't the ERP thread.
>>7423063
Yep.
>>7423062
Uh-huh. My fourth game and my fourth time hosting, and I'm suddenly so advanced I rigged it against you.
This is some good bait you got here. Even got me to take you seriously. What kind is it?
>>7423067
I got you something https://youtu.be/hLddr0DhA1Q
>>7423073
Nothing of interest, honestly.
>>7423069
Wait, this isn't?
Fuck I need to get my dick back in my pants.
>>7423080
>I'm not watching that again
>>7423082
>Fugs
>>7423063
HAHAHA! Get out of here!
>>7423081
In the name of my king.
>>7423080
ahaha