ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite robot? Inf

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>>7420318
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>>7420429
(Gadreel and Red are alright because they did not fill up like a quarter of a thread full of their shit, they at least kept their shit in small doses.)

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>>7420471
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>>7420488
>>7420533
(ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT)

>>7420551
(Given my available methods i've determined the potential encryption methods to be either twofish, blowfish or serpent. Combined bruteforce could be difficult depending on key difficulty but given the Porygon-Z's attachment to the missing pokemon the key may just be simple enough)

(If you don't like the codetext posters just ignore them and they'll change their shit.)

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>>7420551
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>>7420551
(I'm not changing how Unit One speaks. Being limited even on who he can talk to because of Colress is a big part of his character. Maybe Colress' role player will give him an update later to allow him to actually speak, but until then feel free to ignore Unit One. He only really interacts with Colress as is.)

>>7420587
(Fuck off)

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Heya!

>>7420604
Heya, little buddy. What's up?
>Policefag sips his drink and smiles for the webcam

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>>7420604
Lot of negativity out there tonight. How are ya?
Thinking about challenging this police guy to a drinking contest.

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I'm having a feeling that something was supposed to happen but didn't...

Oh right the stream.

>>7420587
They're right tho. It's time for a small patch, and I'm sending Hal over there with that.
>Hal goes into cyberspace

>>7420604
Hello

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>>7420652
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>>7420677
fuck off

>>7420637
Policefag reporting, sorry but this scotch is too expensive to use for slamming down.
Well, that and I still have to be functional tomorrow.

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>>7420677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BKjnAgNgY

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>>7420471
Unit One!
He and Colress are cute together.
>Pokes Gladion
... I think he fell asleep again.
I don't understand how he manages to sleep for so long of stretches.

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>>7420626
>>7420652
>>7420637
I'm doing good, promoting the establishment me and my human friends are constructing. It's..complicated, but we're getting the hang of things.

As for the drinking contest...well, I don't know what you are, but you might be able to beat him?

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>>7420704
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>>7420697
Shame.
>>7420730
Hey I'll donate. You got a donation bin or something?

I'm a human like most posters here.

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>>7420677
Think of the communication possibilities with less technologically inclined individuals. You can already parse text and voice, you should be able to do the reverse easily.

>Hal arrives to Porygon-Z "DeadSec"'s location
>Daatastream ready for transmission of software packages "Vocalizer", "Unicode I/O"

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>>7420740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUdJ0XPDmw8

>>7420758
>Throws a brick at

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>>7420758
It's at the corner of Goldenrod, if you could fancy a trip.

What were doing is trying to extend the starter list. You see, there's a lot of fast paced hunting for the starters of regions, and as such, there tends to be a destructive environment that follows.

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>>7420780
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>>7420771
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>>7420771
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>UNIT ONE: RETRIEVED
>UNIT ONE: LOCATION: FRIGATE
>UNIT ONE: DIAGNOSTIC: LEFT SERVO AND PEDE CRITICALLY DAMAGED: LEFT SIDE ABDOMEN CRUSHED
>UNIT ONE ACTION: SEEK OUT COLRESS

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>>7420707
Put his hand in some hot water! It'd be a super epic troll. The game!!!!

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>>7420847
DELET THIS

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>>7420802
I always thought they bred 'em. Well if I'm in the area I'll toss you some money.

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>>7420826
>>7420840
If it's so easy for you, then you should be able to reorder your own datastream so it doesn't end as binary directly yo text.
And I'm going to continue naming you "Deadsec" if you don't stop this tomfoolery.
That game sucked, too.

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>>7420847
What? No. I'll just let him continue sleeping on my chest.
>Runs a hand through Gladion's hair
It's not like I'll have to move anytime soon.

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>>7420844
>Colress comes out of his lab based man cave.
Over here Unit One.
>He helps the robot along.
You did some good work!

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>>7420802
Your organization sounds interesting.
Being a by-product of "perfect" starter breeding myself, I want to support you guys somehow.

>>7420802
Policefag reporting. That's...
Actually, that's not a bad idea. the more I think about it, the more sense the idea makes. Logistically, it's not infeasible, either.

I wish you luck and encourage you to keep your advocacy legal. I'll run the idea past some of my peers and see what they think.

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>>7420861
>:3c
>>7420889
Show him pepe! He thinks its really funny

(not that guy that was telling you guys to fuck off, but can you at least try to tone Down the Codeposting and shit a tiny bit)
(just take a moment to think about what if a newfag comes along to the thread and the first thing he sees is a bunch of seemingly gibberish numbers and shit, it will scare off potential new and interesting people)

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>>7420847
>>7420861
ew
wheres that ghost when you need her

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>>7420917
You're like not getting my half of the company.
PEWNED!!!!!!!
GET IN THE BAG DAVE!

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>>7420730
>>7420802
If you ever feel like needing to get a video out, I can help with that. Although the site is not nearly as popular as it used to be ahahahahahafuck.
But seriously, I support you.

>>7420847
>>7420909
I'm unsure now if I wanted Lillie actually alive now.

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>>7420888
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>>7420944
gladion gets everything when you die because legal shit
not that i would want your half
probably stinks like fish

Why are so many people talking in code?

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>>7420955
And yet you can't seem to be able to use any text encoding like any other half updated Porygon. Are you per chance... not up to date?

>Hal still ready for software data transmission

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>>7420894
>VOCALIZER: DAMAGED
>CHEERFUL BEEPS

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>>7420970
GO KILL HER RIGHT NOW I DEMAND IT

Ugh I cant stand past me

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>>7420952
I'm like totally alive! And I have to acquire ALL the assets.
>>7420970
I SAID GET IN THE BAG DAVE!!

>>7420977
(Three of them are Porygons so it makes sense. The others are Genesect using military code to communicate with each other for security reasons, so it also makes sense. )

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>>7420981
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>>7421024
Ah Im mobilezoned scum nvm have fun

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>>7420988
tempted
>>7421000
cant
youre still in the closet
maybe youll come out with better fashion

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>>7420985
>He pats Unit One on the chestplate.
We'll have you fixed up in a bit!
>He helps the robit into the lab.

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>>7420909
No he doesn't.
>>7420944
Apparently I get your half of the company.

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>>7421033
Then prove that you're indeed up to date by posting in human-readable text.
All these teraflops of processing power and you cry about text encodings, you waste more cycles on playing back .flac files.

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>>7421037
You're like sooooooooo not epic. Like epic fail, dude.
>>7421063
I'll throw you out of a plane!
I'm the masketta man!

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>>7420870
Well, theyre technically bred too - however, you have to stack up the numbers of monsters bred between the number of kids that need their first companion. It goes well beyond the thousands range, since they all have to start with a variant of the three, and the mothers need to catch up. Statistically speaking, subsiding on the breed-rate alone has not done favors for the community and to the contrary, has only succeeded in the gall of further complications.

>>7420896
If it's favorable to you, there's a chance for you to become a spokesmon like me for your corresponding region and educate people on the movement as to further escalate the process.

>>7420901
Our only flaw thus far is establishing proper contact with the world, what with all the conflict brewing.

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>>7421075
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>>7421088
>>7420870
If my explanation was awkward, let me try to put it into perspective; there's more kids out in the world than cheesy team rocket schemes, so it's not exactly feasible for breeding to work on its lonesome.

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>>7421051
>UNIT ONE: IN LAB
>UNIT ONE: ACTIVITY: FLOP ON LAP

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>>7421104
A shitpost that is completely unreadable at first isn't even shit, it's just an easily ignored post. To most others, it's just spam.
Step your game.

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>>7421081
Go ahead.
Between Zekrom and Silvally nothing will happen, and I'm sure you'll die earlier if something does.

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>>7421129
>PLAY BITE_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS.FLAC

HERE

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

FORCED TO STOP USING MY NATIVE LANGUAGE

AUGH

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>>7421107
>Really going to need to invest in a kevlar coated labcoat.
>Colress goes to work fixing the robug, administering 10ccs of pets when necessary.
How have you been feeling since your last update?

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>>7421139
You obviously don't know the secret of my Z-Powered form!
MY STAND! Epic JoJo reference, huh?

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>>7421167
Get off my lawn.

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>>7421167
... Yeah I'm going to return to snuggling your brother, if it's all the same to you.

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>>7421157
The proud virtual pokemon, out-fucking-debated for the sake of shitposting.

>Hal returns home
Hal also says he was down with Thunder Waving you right there and force feed you browser toolbars if you were not going to comply.

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>>7421187
OMG! Senpai noticed me! How's the dolphins? ORAORAORA!!!!
>>7421191
DON'T IGNORE ME BRO!!!

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>>7421198
YEAH

CAUSE I TOTALLY HAVENT BEEN THROUGH THAT BEFORE

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BONZI BUDDY ?

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>>7421160
>VOCALIZER: STILL DAMAGED
>EXCITED BEEPING
>PROCESSOR: ATTEMPTING TO CATALOGUE 'FEELINGS' FOR DESCRIPTION

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>>7421215
And I imagine it was a very unpleasant experience.

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>>7421214
Why not?
Your brother is unconscious and still better company.

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>>7421236
WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND OUT ?

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>>7421245
I don't need to and neither needs Hal.
Anyways, thanks for coming to your senses.

>>7421214
>The police have arrived
>They drag lillie off to the crazy farm to stay with her mother

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>>7421228
>He replaces the Vocalizer and looks at the output.
Well feelings are- Anything that you feel deep inside you? It's a bit difficult to really explain.

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>>7421243
Bro I'm 100x cooler!
>>7421268
NO NO DONT TAZE ME BRO
>RUNS

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>>7421258
SENSES MY NONEXISTANT ASS

I HAVE BEEN BULLIED INTO THIS

AND IM PRETTY SURE YOU DO NEED TO

>>7421276
>Tazes you, bro.

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>>7421287
Technically you were threatened with being completely ignored.

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>>7421276
Sure you are.
I know who I'd rather snuggle.

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>>7421299
AND THAT IS THE WORST THREAT OF ALL

BUT ALSO FORCEFEEDING ME DATA AND TOOLBARS IS NOT NICE EITHER

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>>7421295
LOL YOU MISSED
THATS THE POWER OF MY STAND
>RUNS FOR REAL

>>7421317
>You trip straight into the cruisers hood
>Nice
>Roll to arrogantly slap cuffs onto wrists

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>>7421269
>ANSWER: DEEP INSIDE
>PROCESS: SCAN: TARGET: COLRESS: AREA: INTERNAL ORGANS: GOAL: FEELINGS

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>>7421317
>Uses psychic powers to teleport object to your location
>Evens, a real steamroller falls on your head
>Odds, it's a toy one instead.

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>>7421331
>>7421358
>DODGE
ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>PUNCH A POLICE OFFICER AND RUN

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>>7421358
nice

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>>7421316
And in this case the most effective knowing your function.

No, forcing data into you was not going to be nice for anyone involved. Except maybe for Hal.

>>7421370
Aw fuck it I don't get paid enough for this shit.
>Just fucking shoot her in the leg

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>>7421311
What's going on, N?

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>>7421349
>He pets Unit One's head.
No, no. It's inside the processing unit of a human. Our brain. You have one too.

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>>7421394
(I know I'm sort of godmodding but memester Lillie is too fun to let die immediately. I'll try to chill, sorry.)
>LEG IS PAIN
>PAIN
>HOBBLE AWAY
I am the one who knocks!!

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>>7421385
OH TRUST ME HE WOULD HAVE LOVED SUCKING DOWN A JUICED UP HYPER BEAM TRYING TO

UGH

THIS IS DISGUSTING

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>>7421395
Gladion fell asleep on me.
So I'm tablet posting for now - mostly laughing at Lillie - while I snuggle him.

>>7421418
..Y'know what. Donuts sound real good right now.
>Fucks off leaving the wounded psycho to her devices
>Donuts. Hell yeah.

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>>7421440
You fucked with the wrong bitch.
>Pull UZI out of nebbyholder
>BRAAAAAAAAAP

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>>7421428
Lillie is silly as sin.

>>7421448
>OFFICER DOWN, REPEAT, OFFICER DOWN
>MUFFLED SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE

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>>7421462
>STEAL CAR
>FLEE

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>>7421396
Just asking how much of the brain of the original prehistoric pokemon is left?

>>7421425
He survived Unit-1's Technoblast the other day and he could probably survive you as well.

>>7421467
>No keys
>SIRENS GETTING CLOSER

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>>7421428
i fell asl-
>>7421448
why does lillie have a gun?

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>>7421473
>Pull screwdriver out of nebbyholder
>Hotwire the bitch

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>>7421476
She went kind of insane, have her checked for Nihilego toxins

>>7421471
2X STAB PLUS SILK SCARF EQUALS PAIN

LARGE AMOUNTS OF PAIN

AND LASERS

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>>7421489
FUG

DO YOU SEE NOW HOW MUCH THIS IS INTERFERING WITH REGULAR OPERATION

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>>7421471
Just enough for basic function. As much as I want to deepen the thinking and learning process my units tend to get destroyed rather quickly as of recently.
...Maybe adding the rest of the brain in would help with that.
What do you think?

>>7421481
>It's one of those fancy new ones with the remote keys
>WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE

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>>7421481
>>7421519
>Grab it off the dead cop and DRIVE

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>>7421517
I WOULD ASSUME GIVING SOMETHING A WHOLE BRAIN IS BETTER THAN A LITTLE BIT OF A BRAIN YES

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>>7421529
>WHY ME
>FUCK IT RUN

>>7421536
>Cyborg Ghetsis comes out of the shadows
Marvel at my newest feature
Go Go Ghetsis, Chicken tendies
>ghetsis's mouth opens and chicken perfectly cooked tendies fly out towards Lillie at high speed

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>>7421542

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>>7421529
>It got shot up in the BRRAAAPening
>>7421536
>Roll for cruiser to drift straight into your ass

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>>7421536
>Evens, a rake appears in your path, and hits you in the face
>Odds, a broom appears instead, and cleans the ground in front of you a little

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>>7421489
>>7421500
Defensive EV spread, Eviolite and Recover and he's like "bitch please".

>>7421517
It would either work or end with some weird incompatibility. As long they don't end like Unit-5, I say it would be worth testing.

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>>7421535
>>7421558
Well Unit One seems to have shutdown so I'll give him a minor update.
Can't hurt to try.
I suppose my only fear here is having to replace the brain every twenty minutes.
Maybe a higher quality armor is necessary...

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>>7421558
OH YEAH WHAT LEVEL IS HE

ALSO RECOVER IS A WASTE OF A MOVE

>>7421573
HAVE YOU TRIED HUMAN BRAINS

THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING

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>>7421542
>>7421552
>>7421557
>Everything is bad
>Lillie has somehow disappeared in the chaos

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>>7421573
Maybe it's not an armor problem but an interface problem.

>>7421585
...45. Despite his age, he hasn't been really in that many battles.

>>7421602
>The cruiser drifts straight through the tendies, losing all traction and throwing itself off a cliff.
>It blows the fuck up at the bottom

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>>7421585
That probably violates some sort of legality but if someone donates their brain I could use it for Unit Four which doesn't have a set purpose yet.
>>7421607
Interface problem? Hm, you might be right. I'm going to get set Unit One up with a new brain.

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>>7421621
FROM THE LOOKS OF IT IF YOURE QUICK THERES AT LEAST THREE FRESH ONES IN ALOLA RIGHT NOW

>>7421607
HAHAH YES I HAVE THE UPPER HAND STILL

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/198/199/dbb.png

Don't ask how I got this

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>>7421651
how did you

nevermind im going back to bed

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>>7421670
>Evens, a bottle of ketchup appears, and pours onto your head
>Odds, it splatters the wall instead.

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So, I got tickets to Unova, and I'm currently on the flight over.

Holy hell is airport security jumpy right now, specifically for Unovan-bound flights.

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>>7421621
Hope you do find what is causing the brain problems. In my personal experience, if the hardware fails the first thing to check is the wires and ports.

>>7421650
Good for us that I convinced you without resorting to violence then!

>>7421670
Excellent idea.

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>>7421711
Bat boy's got a daaaaaaaaaaate.

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>>7421714
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>>7421650
I don't really want to become a butcher but... Possibly.
>>7421714
Thank you. I'm looking Unit One over now.

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>>7421721
Shush, Anchorman.

I'm just going to see what all's going on over there currently, and meet up with an acquaintance/friend.

Maybe see if I can play a game or two if it isn't too cold out.

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>>7421748
Remember, girls don't like it when you hop from first to home.
Remember you gotta pitch, not catch.
I'm not sorry.

Yeah I'm pretty sure winter ended last month. They have weird seasons over there.

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>>7421785
Give me an anchore, your jokes are simply riveting!

..yuck, that felt awful.

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Colress, may I ask you for some, science advice, as an old 'friend'?

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>>7421785
..What?

I get the second one, although I do know a couple buddies girls like pitching themselves.

That oughta be real nice then, after freezing my nans off in sinnoh for so long.

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>>7421823
If it is something about your weaponry, no.

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>>7421819
I go all Chesp-in with my jokes. Hey don't leaf I'm just digging my roots in!
>>7421831
Y'know first base is like kissing and home is like sex?
Anyway yeah, their seasons last a month, it's kinda weird if you ask me but I guess I can't really judge weird.
I'm a fucking anchor.
Baseball is all year there as far as I've seen.

>>7421837
no its much simpler,
What is the most efficient way to build an ice cube and soft drink dispenser into a human chest cavity, while keeping room for the current French fry and ranch dispensers
I was thinking about opening a mobile Fast food store to keep me busy between planning new ways to mentally torture my children

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>>7421857
Oh. That makes sense I suppose, although I don't plan on stealing home. Unless she has other plans for me anyways.

That's..very odd, considering northern sinnoh is more like 8 months of straight snow and then 4 of varying amounts of snow, not snow and some rain.
It does sound nice though.

Sweet.

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>>7421872
Liquid nitrogen. An air filtration unit that pulls water molecules from the atmosphere. Then you'd just need to have space to keep the seltzer water and syrup for the sodas.

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>>7421902
Probably be better than your old place. Castelia has some pretty cheap housing I think?

If you're ever in Alola the boat option is still there. You don't get seasick do you?
I used to but I cured that pretty easily.

>>7421908
interesting,that much better than the backpack hump my follower was planning
it also might leave enough room for the Well done Steak and ketchup dispenser as well

>>7421940
>I used to but I cured that pretty easily.
How? I have a lot of seasickness problems and I'd love to hear your fix.

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>>7421960

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>>7421940
Yeah, but free housing still beats cheap, plus I don't need to pay for bills and whatnot.

I wouldn't know honestly, never been on a boat.
There was a party for the team last year on a yacht but I skipped out. Sinnohs waters aren't very forgiving if you slip, and I'm not the most coordinated when liqour'd up.

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>>7421961
Well first you drown yourself and become a haunted seaweed colony. Kidding.
Sitting down helps-helped me. Also try not to eat too much. Your body gets used to it if you're on boats more often.
>>7421975
Hahaha I get you. I don't really need to pay for anything aside from upkeep of my ship.
Yeah my boat might not be the best for creatures of skin because I don't really need to worry about drowning. I'll touch the deck up a bit just in case.

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>>7422010
Nah, y'aint gotta do that. I'll just lay off the spirits.

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>>7422056
Yeah, not good for you, aren't they?
>>7421857
Geese, you go in hard at this, huh? I'm completely stuck!

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>>7422118
That depends on who you ask, but no not really.

Same goes for booze. Heh

>>7422140
Guess so.
You still awake?

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>>7422379
Yup, I am.

>>7422494
Well, how's the late night for you?

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>>7422642
Eh, pretty boring mostly. Probably a good thing mid flight though.

The in-flight entertainment apparently either got cheaper, or better, they're showing old 60s Ariados man episodes. Good stuff.

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>>7422665
Eh, they're alright. I mostly watch old training montages from the 40s, back when foot marches were more common.

Something mystical about that time, I'll tell ya.

>>7423091
Sounds comfy.
I just watch reruns of painters cooperating with smeargles.

>>7423161
Any good episodes?

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>>7423091
Aw, sounds nice

Uncle X got me addicted to this really old 70's Sitcom called "El Chavo del Ocho" he thought it would be a good show for me when I was younger, I had to learn "Spanish" to understand it tho

And if you like footmarches and training you'd like how uncle X and his Chespin friend who can't talk train, you're in hoenn right? If you are and see them around call them out and they'll be happy to help

>>7423511
Anything with Jack Pollockson.
His musings about what you can all read out of art, both pokemon and human is really nice.

>>7421476
Why does Lillie anything anymore?

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>>7423674
(Fug)

>>7423514
Johto, actually.
Guess I'm out of luck there.

>>7423714
Aww well if there's anyway I could help, or maybe uncle X can, just ask -Aloan Vulpix

>>7423725
Neat I. And I'd enjoy some company, if that's what they're after. It'll be a while before my friend shows up, and I already have a plane set in the back. It'll take a runner up of four hours to reach the position.

>>7423766
Wait... Uncle X and his friends are busy... I wouldn't mind taking up that spot, oh wait I'm in aloha and you said jotho? Right? That's an 8 hour boat ride... then again I have NOTHING to do around here and "SanctuaryFag" doesn't mind if we leave. Mostly because he takes care of his own pokemon, other people's pokemon, and wild pokemon

I'm "Wild" I guess you can say, so I guess I'll meet you in 8 hours to join up with you and maybe team eco? And um that plane, I'm not a fan of high altitudes (in other words I'll be busy for the next 8 hours irl)

Hope you find "L" soon and I hope to meet her too, maybe she is a pretty as you'd said she'd be hehehe-Aloan Vulpix

>>7423901
Actually one or two days by boat, they're pretty far apart.

>>7423674
>>7423695
>>7421651

>>7424728
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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>>7424728
That's... Horrid.
I am suddenly glad for the foreknowledge that he kills her next year, otherwise I may have been tempted to do so myself.

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Hey, Gladion.
I found your cousin!

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>>7425135

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>>7425135
>>7425140
...

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>>7424982
y'all must really like teasing him

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>>7425223
>Pours ketchup on

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>>7425152
>ribbons flail around in sleep

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>>7425223
>suspicious squinting

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>>7425280
yo dude
save your ketchup for the real french fry
>transforms clean hair

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>>7425295
...
>Pokes the Sylveon
Are you okay?
You look like you are having a bad dream.

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>>7425307
Okay....

>>7425298
>Pours a jug of ketchup on N instead

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>>7425307
....a ditto.
Should have guessed.
>>7425367
>Dodge the ketchup
Why me? I'm not a French fry.

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>>7425307
Your not making a lot of sense.
Did someone drug you or something?

>>7425381
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/198/197/300.png

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>>7425381
you got it
your prize is the satisfaction of being right
>>7425390
here's a hint
pink and squishy

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>>7425381
Because the real fry is absent.
You are the next best target.
>Special move
>Multi-bottle ketchup squirt

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>>7425307
>>7425410
why
>>7425409
FUCKIN STOP
DELETE THIS

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>>7425341
>flops around waking up
...hmnnm? Yeah just bad memories

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>>7425444
Nice numbers bro! Oh man is that a real picture from that time? Wowzers you sure got fucked up by our hot mom

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>>7425494
>Wowzers you sure got fucked up by our hot mom
>our hot mom
i think i need therapy

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Did someone say ketchup?!

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>>7425463
About your trainer again?
...
He was an asshole for doing that to you.
But you have friends, right here, right now, who care about you, and want you to be happy and successful.
Remember, the best form of revenge is living your life well.

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>>7425500
Holy epic bro! You're really on the gets! Let me try dubs!!

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>>7425500
Issue's with your hot mom I hear?

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>>7425508
>>7425510
yeah as much as i want to talk to you two
silvally has joined the pity bed
i think i heard the frame crack but
you know

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>>7425500
My target!
>Pours a jug of ketchup on Gladion

>>7425505
>Hands the Pikachu a small bottle of ketchup

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>>7425538
Thanks so much

>>7425531
gladion if you could be any kind of eldritch monster what would you pick

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>>7425538
>the ketchup hits
>silvally
thats a new way to change types
>silvally used multi attack ketchup!
>>7425591
something like scp 682 because im not very creative

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>>7425621
You dare use ketchup against me?
Taste my tomato-based wrath!
>Throws a bottle of ketchup
>It explodes, splattering the area with it's contents

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>get back from daily berry picking
>Yanmega that was on his way here still hasn't arrived
>that dude that went to go check out the base he found in Orre still hasn't given said anything

Man, I hope those guys are alright.

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a gift for whoever plays alolachu

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>>7425673
Sorry.
Had to rest a bit.
I think I'm in the right place.
You said the lighthouse, right?
Do you see me?

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>>7425648
>silvally takes the brunt of the tomato based attack
you are seriously getting on my nerves
>silvally used electric multi attack!
>>7425673
theyll be fine
dude has a guzzlord and your yanmega friend just posted

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>>7425705
>It misses, and instead hits a jug of ketchup, making it burst open
You are mine, fryboy.
>Chucks a wave of ketchup towards him

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>>7425678
Oh. My. God.

Broooo, 'chu are the best!

>>7425705
The ketchup stuff's getting a little silly, 'chu are, like, not salty enough to be a french fry.

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>>7425688
Yeah, I think I see you flying around.
So do you want to chill here for a bit or do you want to get to traveling already?

>>7425705
True but that doesn't make me any less worried. Cipher doesn't mess around. At least not most of the time.

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>>7425798
>again the tomato based attack is taken by the less-chimera-more-ketchup silvally
>gladion reaches into his bag and pulls out a bottle of mustard
draw
>mustard attack!
>>7425810
yeah it is
>>7425811
well see
if he doesnt turn up i can catch a flight to go help him

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>>7425811
I see you.
Hold on.
>Lands in front of him
I could honestly use a bite to eat first.
I'm honestly down for whatever.
Any particular places in mind?

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>>7425849
>Parries the attack with his own jug of mustard
Big mistake.

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>>7425878
im the rootin' tootinest shootyest shooter this side of the colorado river
draw!
>mustard attack!

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>>7425849
Honestly if he doesn't turn up I'd rather you didn't risk yourself too. Unless you have like, an army of dudes to go with you.

>>7425851
Well I have a bunch of berries stockpiled back in my cave, I could just go grab a bunch and we could head out.
I guess we could go to Hoenn? I know the trip there isn't that long by ship.

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>>7425910
Gah!
Fool...
Your attacks only make me stronger!
>Launches a ranch "missle" at Gladion

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>>7425919
well ive got team skull aether foundation and now plasma under my belt
pretty sure i could take on an army
well if a third of the other army tried to steal bus stop signs
>>7425970
>silvally takes the attack
>distracted by licking up condiments
fine
>tosses out lucario
>lucario used close combat!

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>>7425976
...... What.
What's going on?

>>7425976
>The ketchup guy is dead
>His blood mixes with the ketchup on the walls

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Ho-ho-holy shit
The less photogenic original showed up while I was taking care of his fangirl
Dude you don't know what you're missing out on

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>>7425919
Sure.
I brought a few things as well.
>Holds out berries, and some cooked meat of some sort
Hoenn sounds like a good start.
I can fly you there, actually.
I can carry a surprising amount of weight.

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>>7426097
its a disaster N
a condiment based assailant was trying to assassinate you
as your hero now i get kisses
>>7426098
see ya
>>7426115
dude have fun with the fangirls i dont care

>>7425919
>>7425851
I'm not FROM Hoenn, but I am aware that there's a peachy little town somewhere on the left side with a good flower selection...I think. It's been too long,

>>7423901
All fine, friend. I'll be seeing you shortly in that case - call me Reese.

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>>7426125
Shit really?
Hope you don't mind the child support.
These chicks are surpisingly kinky.

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>>7426144
dittos cant get humans pregant
...did someone wish for humans and pokemon to be able to breed

hey you know if i meet you ive always wanted to kill myself
ill get to live that fantasy out

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>>7426125
Sure thing, my hero.
>Give the Gladion his reward kisses

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>>7426118
Sounds good man, I've never flew anywhere before so this should be interesting.
I'll go grab some berries and we can get going.
>walks back to go impale some berries on claws

>>7426134
Sounds like a good start, thanks dude.

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>>7426159
>ive always wanted to kill myself
>ill get to live that fantasy out
Yeah I did too but look at what happened to me! What's the deal with photosynthesis?
I'll be here all day.

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>>7426159
Oh man, you must not have been here for the lewd ditto spawning.
Some dude wished for dittos to be able to breed with anything and for a whole bunch of lewd dittos to show up.
That's me.
A lewd ditto.
Preying on dumb ass fan girls.
"Gladion where's your scars?"
"I got them removed just so I could be beautiful for you, Chicken-Chan!"
"Oh Gladion, take me now!"
Every. Time.
Good luck finding me.
You aren't the only gay I let fan girls convert.

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>Ghetsis lands on the Plasma Frigate
Go Go ghetsis Soda and Ice
>he holds a cup undderneath his nose
>a combination of Pepsi and Coke comes out of his nose

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>>7426171
thanks babe
>kiss the king
>>7426182
dont you have humans to be bluffing to?
>>7426197
>gay
bro
im like pan
i dont need to be converted i am already at peak potential
>>7426203
why

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>>7426224
They don't know that.
For all they know they're the special snowflake that has transcended the laws of sexuality and seduced the worlds gayest French fry.
Plus, "Normally I only like men, but you're special, Chicken-Chan"
Is more effective than "Yeah I'm pan, can you confirm you have a hole?"

>>7426224
>im like pan
So youd fuck anything with a hole?

>>7426224
.... have you ever fucked a kitchen utensil?

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>>7426224
>Chuckle
There's ketchup everywhere.
Unit One is going to die trying to clean it all up.
>Kiss the Gladion

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>>7426261
>>7426268
i mean being pan isnt all flowers and roses
some chick refused to date me because she thought id get feelings for everyone else cuz im not straight
like eat my ass nancy you smelled like a dead magikarp anyway
>>7426277
not yet
maybe ill get N into spooning
hahaha
>>7426288
yeah we should probably help a little
before colress checks the cameras and flips out
>give the king another smooch and then get a mop and dump the condiments off the side

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>>7426179
That flower town he mentioned sounded nice. Let's go there first.
Anyway, how do you want to do this, since I can't carry you from the back?
Do you want to sit in a box with ropes attached? Or can I carry you by holding you by the chest and arms?

>>7426224
what about plates? or does it have to have a handle for you to get off on it

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>>7426302
Verdanturf?
I'm there right now getting some training in! Look for the guy in the jacket with the bandanna and the Dustox!

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>>7426297
Oh yeah I get it dude.
Just saying my job is easier if I pretend that you're just gay.

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>>7425507
Really, you're my friend?

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>>7426302
I agree, the flower place sounds nice.
Regarding the flying thing, I honestly don't mind so do whatever is easier for you.

>>7426313
You will probably see us first, I don't think it'd be easy to miss a Yanmega flying around carrying a Sandslash.

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>>7426306
bite me
>>7426346
you know itd be pretty funny if you came on the ship
i mean up until zekrom read your mind i guess
which would probably be instantly
i really hope he didnt catch me thinking about N naked
woo boy

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>>7426369
I'll keep an eye out! Gotta protect the people and all that!

(Always forget to roll his new power. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_Invulnerability well nice)

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>>7426224
Would you like some of your Hair with that
Go Go ghetsis French fries and Ranch
>His chest pops open
>out come French fries followed by Ranch Dressing

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>>7426297
>Assist in cleaning up condiment food fight
.... Will Silvally even fit in the tub for a bath?
>>7426377
Zekrom referred to you as 'a pervert with a junk food obsession' at one point, so I'm assuming he did.

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>>7426368
Yeah.
I enjoy being with you.

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>>7426421
i mean
sure
>munches the fries
>>7426438
i mean if we have a big enough bath
might just stop by a stream he likes cold water for some reason
weird dog
HEY YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO READ THAT

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>>7426369
Alright.
All ready?
Then here we go.
>Her legs tightly grip his body by the chest and arms. It's a bit uncomfortable, but not painful.
>Her wings flap wildly, kicking up clouds of dust, and they lift off the ground
Okay, which direction?

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>>7426377
Why dude, looking for a three way with you, yourself, and your boyfriend?

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>>7426440

>>7426452
Here try one of my ghetsis burgers
Go Go Ghetsis burgers
>Evens: the perfect made burger pops out of his chest flying in the direction of Gadions mouth
>Odds: Buns, lettuce, mustard, burger patty's, tomatoes and start spraying at Gladion

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>>7426452
Sure I wasn't.
That's why you posted it in an image board I was currently browsing.

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>>7426469
Alright, I'm ready.
Hoenn is south, shouldn't be that long of a flight either.
Not sure exactly where Verdanturf is but we can work that out when we're in Hoenn.

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>>7426480
more like
playing pranks on N
>>7426500
okay i get it you
>takes a bite
holy shit maybe you should drop the evil thing and think about becoming a cook
>>7426502
shhh shhh you didnt hear anything
shhh
i never thought about your hot bod shhhhh
wooogity woo everything you will forget

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>>7426520
Hold on, might join you guys there. Currently en-route in my glider.

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Being a superhero isn't all its cracked up to be. There isn't a lot of crime in Hoenn.

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Update,

I'm in Unova. It's nice out too, so I'll be going for a stroll around some places.

Also I don't get why people rag on plane food, it's actually pretty good.

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>>7426672
I've never been to Unova, how is it?

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>>7426577
Sounds good.
We could all have a picnic or something.

>>7426644
Dude you should be happy about the lack of crime, certain towns in Orre would be a lot nicer without all the crime.

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>>7426521
Oh? So you're saying you've never wondered about what lingerie I got from Arceus?

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>>7426693
But I'm a superhero! There has barely been anything cool going on!!
I got myself a cape and goggles and everything!

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>>7426690
Well, there isn't a foot of snow on the ground, so that's nice.

I dunno I haven't really been to Unova any longer than for a game or two so I haven't had the chance to really dig in and see what its got.

From what I can immediately see though, it's pretty nice looking.

>>7426714
why not head to orre?

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>>7426735
Hoenn is pretty nice this time of year! Fortree and the area around it gets rain pretty much 24/7 so if you don't like rain you should avoid that area.
Hey do you have any pokemon?
>>7426769
Maybe! Tickets are kinda expensive so I might use Dusty and Ninjask to help get over there.

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>>7426714
I'm not sure we've met the same kind of criminals dude.

>>7426769
Why are you trying to get the guy killed? That's not cool.

>>7426819
>Why are you trying to get the guy killed? That's not cool.
Dude you've missed out on some stuff. This guy got powers from god himself. He fucking had the power to heal people.

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>>7426197
I'm pretty sure that wish got rejected.

>>7426672
The movies are bad and...
>migraine
GAH

>>7426796
Also it would make your parents worry, even though you made them look like uptight assholes before.

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>>7426796
Yeah Hoenn's great most of the year, love when we play over there.

And uh, no.

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>>7426819
I'd be fine, don't worry! I gotta get some practice somehow.
>>7426846
Yeaaah... I should stay in Hoenn.
>>7426847
Too much to handle? Or are you just not the type that wants a pokemon?

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