ERP: Ayyy lmao edition
Precum: >>7395796
All the lights in the sky are places with more things to fuck.
>>7400212
I want to fuck a big assed ayy lmao
>>7405202
Meow~ (up for anything? didn't know you liked transformation stuff.)
>>7400212
Hey! Forgot I made this thread.
>>7405241
Slllllut!~
>She says with a wicked flick of her tongue, making sure she hears the intense word and it echoes through her as she strokes herself. her tongue flicking out to tease her more. A light squeeze to her balls she awaits her load with a smile
Gunna cum to yourself, slut?~
>>7399982
>>7399982
ghost moeblob
>>7405303
Image limit is up, anon.
>>7405297
Gunna finish this session and rest up. Sorry cat.
>>7405247
>implying I can't banish you into non-existence with spooky skeleton magic
>>7405327
Alrighty you have a good night.
(back to beating the shit out of my sanity in RE7 madhouse mode)
>>7405301
>the girl (male) shakes before suddenly moaning, shooting a thick load of cum against the mirror as she stares at herself, several more gooey ropes of it splattering against the mirror as the womans hands kneading her balls were too much. Her fat thighs trembled as her knees banged together, but her just as fat cock didn't shrink after it had finished painting the mirror
S-Sorry, ahhn, you're...hands...
>>7405341
>Implying you wouldn't want a cute girlfriend that's a ghost.
Think about all the things you can do in your dreams.
>>7405351
>Leaning in and kissing the anon with a smile. Letting his cock leak
Have a good time honey? <3
>>7405341
what is this picture a reference to?
>>7405392
Is it a JOJO reference?!
>>7405375
I don't sleep though. Or screw, corporeal or otherwise!
>>7405392
No idea, but this guy makes most of my favorite Ainz images
>>7405415
PARSEE IS FREE OF CHARGE!!!
Hehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheh
>>7405475
THE FUCK YOU LAUGHIN' AT
>>7405429
Don't make me fuck you on this
>>7405475
Cute ghost with a cute laugh!
>>7405475
Cute!
>>7405475
Whats so funny, huh?
>>7405485
FREE OF CHARGE!
>>7405512
Nice to see you've moved on from Yuugi.
You. Kneel before me, now.
>>7405485
>fuck you up
>>7405512
I MEANT THREATS OF VIOLENCE DAMN IT
>>7405525
M-Me?
>>7405525
Nope. Don't feel like it.
>>7405525
I'm the only king around here deary.
You do the bowing.
>>7405525
>the anon shrugs and drops to his knees
Uh, why?
>>7405520
>Implying.
>>7405529
Anyway, I'm bored now.
>>7405525
Nah.
>>7405525
No thanks, I only kneel if there's dick involved.
>>7405525
What is a King to a God?
>>7405582
*unzips dick*
>>7405594
What is a god to a nonbeliever?
>>7405594
What is a God to a nonbeliever
Who doesn't believe in anything?
>>7405525
Cute
>>7405576
>tfw you bore parsee
I-I understand
>rattles sobbingly into the distance
where can I get a blank fetish chart to fill out
>>7405603
>>7405607
>Grabs you by the head and pins you to the wall.
Do you believe now?
>>7405624
No!!!!! I am just bored.
>>7405624
>is not bored by Bonesy
>>7405549
Yes, you! Kneeel, silly puppy thing! Kneeeel!
>>7405553
Ugh! I'll reprogram you to obedience, you stupid clunk of bolts!
>>7405571
Nuh-uh! You're old and dumb, and I'm young and smart! Kneeel! I'm your QUEEN now!
>>7405574
Finally! Somebody gets it!
>Olivia's excited tone is quickly coughed away into a drone, serious version of itself.
Uhm... good... now... worship me!
>>7405579
Yah!
>>7405582
You're weird, lady! I don't know anyone named Dick right now...
>>7405594
What is a... dumb-face to a... poopy head? Bleh! I'm your queen, and the queen doesn't like to be questioned!
>>7405615
Yes! Adore me more, foolish slave!
>>7405672
>the kneeling anon scratched his head, looking up at the girl
Worship you? Like, bow to you and stuff? Or what?
>>7405602
>Gives the dick the good o'll suck
>Accidentally bites it off
...Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>7405672
No, I mean like a penis, y'know the things guys have? What are you, six?
>>7405672
>kneels down on one leg, looking upwards to the the girl.
More than cute, even! You're quite possibly the most adorable girl I've ever seen!
>>7405672
>he's on his knees before you know it, groveling with such excellent form that it's obvious he's used to kneeling. He even presses his forehead into the dirt, screwing his eyes shut and pressing his palms flat on the floor.
Yes ma'am! I'm sorry, ma'am!
>>7405672
Why don't ya make me, shortstuff?
>>7405711
It seems kinda late but I wouldn't mind dumping a quick load down your throat if you're actually here
AWOOOO!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm a were!worf girl BARKFF ABARKK
>>7405711
I want to fuck your ass
>>7405672
I will only kneel before a man....
AND HIS NAME IS ZOD.
>>7405734
>Pets the doggo
>>7405734
Hot.
>>7405754
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
>>7405764
*waaags tail* AWOWOOWOW
>>7405769
ur 2 kind /)//w//(\
>>7405779
Kissu?
>>7405682
Mhm! You can be my... personal shoe cleaner!
>The little girl roughly stepped just inches away from Anon's hand, as if warning what would happen if he didn't comply.
Clean!
>>7405711
What's a... penis?
>Olivia gave out an extremely lost look, then shook it off in annoyance. She roughly poked at the alien's breast in a furious manner.
You! I command you to explain what a "penis" is!
>>7405716
>Crossing her arms in glee and awe, Olivia began to chuckle in a way in which many would associate a dictator with.
The cutest! And there's no one cuter out there, right?!
>>7405717
You're a really BAD puppy! You can talk, but that's super LAME! I'll only be impressed if... Ooh! Go make me some lemonade! And the PINK kind!
>Olivia gave the kneeling furry a hateful gaze, almost like her eyes could combust in a hellish blaze at any moment.
Now!
>>7405725
Grr... If you don't.... I'll have to use VIOLENCE!
>Olivia snaps on a leather glove.
>>7405754
ZOD is lame! Kneel to Olivia!
>>7405779
Oh man, I love you even more, now that I know which cute doggo you are. Strayed away from your other spooky friends?
>>7405729
Ehhhhh, I'm just kinda loitering. I just fucked Dumfer like...a couple minutes ago so I'm a little spent...bleh, now that I mention it, why'd I even waste my time coming here...Man, hindsight really is 20/20, whatever that means.
>>7405740
Eh? Oh yeah, my ass is pretty great, can't really blame you.
>>7405801
It is? Can I see it then? I mean, if you're busy I could at least jerk off to it, right?
>>7405483
At your dick size
>>7405487
>>7405492
Damn right I am!.... sort of...
>>7405497
It feels funny when you move your hand inside my form
>>7405801
Nah its fine. Did think it a little strange coming in at this hour so not like I was expecting much. Ava's loiter without lewding all the time
>>7405793
Oooooooh, I'm so scared, little girl's gonna hit me with a frickin' glove!
>>7405812
Y-yes...
>>7405793
Not a single person!
>He responds to her excited laughter with a bit smile, his arms outstretched just past the girl's small form as he continues to shower her with praise.
Is there any way I might properly show my devotion?
Does anyone have the template for that fetish chart?
>>7405824
ur so cutE! CUTE!
>>7405793
>Said puppy is off in a flash, sprinting away at breakneck speed, a blur of overly-saturated fur. Though it's likely no amount of time is too short for the tiny demonic child to receive her lemonade, he works as fast as he can. Cranberry juice, sugar and water. Easy. He tears back out around the corner with a chilled pitcher in hand and jumps onto his knees before her, prostrating his tiny, feminine body before a literal child and proffering her a glass and her drink like an offering to a god.
Your lemonade, ma'am!
>>7405840
R-really!?
>>7405810
Can I try that then? You've got a pretty hot form..
>>7405812
You alright? You seem a tad nervous?
>>7405838
DMG got you
>>7405793
It's what dudes use to pee! and fuck the shit out of chicks, me in particular. Don't they teach this kinda thing in school?
...Oh shit, if you're a kid you seriously shouldn't be here! there are some serious sick twisted bastards here! you better scram before one of them claims your ass in the name of perversion.
>>7405809
>Skarpne shrugs, she turns on her heels and shoves her butt in the anons face
Yeah, now knock yourself out, a lil' cum bath never really hurt anyone.
>>7405813
Eh, wadd'ya gonna do? amirite? Sometimes your feet just kinda bring you places you don't intend them too.
>>7405835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
>>7405793
A shoe cleaner? Cant I clean something else..
>he sighed and leaned forward, placing a hand on her shoe before looking up
What am I even suppose to clean it with?
>>7405846
You're stutterring morron! That's so cute!
>>7405853
N-no, I'm fine, iidiot!
>>7405855
>he jolts, pushing his face back a little as she shoves her butt against it
Woah, alright then
>he leans forwards and pushes his face hard against her butt, hand fumbling around at his groin as he almost passes out from the feeling
Put your nose RIGHT here, anon~
>>7405888
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRP
Hehehehe it smells funny
*RPRRFPRRRR*
>>7405870
Thanks...hey, can I rub your tummy?
>>7405895
M-my tummy? S-sure, annon. DDOn't be rough, idiot!
>>7405916
>The anon gently rubs Winnie's furry belly.
Wow...it's just as soft as I imagined...
>>7405870
I'm just makin' sure!
>He sticks out his tongue, gently scratching at the top of her fuzzy head.
>>7405870
h-hi is this AWWOOO werewolf girl from s4s
>>7405954
You are invisible
>>7405817
Heh... have it your way!
>Cracking her fingers like a professional MMA fighter, the small child rushed towards the red Scout, immediately throwing out light punches at his legs.
Huh, hah, hoh! Diiiie!
>>7405837
Hmn...
>Striking a thoughtful gaze onto the atmosphere, Olivia finally reached an answer, granted by a lightbulb "Eureka" idea.
Aha! You can be my royal snuggle giver! And if you don't, you'll be my royal PUNCH receiver!
>>7405842
>Taking the glass of her desired drink as elegantly as a gentleman would lift a glass of wine, she took a gentle sip of the pink liquid, which quickly turned into a full mouthful. But this mouthful, would be almost instantaneously spat out all over the furry's face, followed by another hateful look in her eyes.
Bleckk! It's icky and gross! Ugh, you can't do ANYTHING right!
>>7405855
>Olivia just stood there, pondering and trying to make sense of the words coming out of her sharp mouth. Finally, she asked with a softened tone:
What's a... "fuck"?
>>7405865
Hmm... you have a mouth! Don't be lazy and dumb! Just be dumb!
>Upon speaking the distasteful, disgusting implication, Olivia kept to herself and inner-giggled.
>>7405975
All the gold in my pocket for a trip down your ass
>>7405649
Me too...
>>7405658
I love you with every bone in my body
>>7405672
I may be old, but at least I am fucking beautiful
>>7405854
Im almost tempted to fill this out for real.
Almost.
The thread sure is funky tonight.
T H E G U N I S G O O D
>>7405984
>Yet another thing he was pretty used to by now. Rejection and humiliation. It comes with the territory. But the sting doesn't go out of it, because he was once awfully proud of his lemonade skills. Once. The furboi drops himself lower and flattens his ears, stammering out his apology to the neck-ruffed little devilchild, the sweet, sweet fruits of his labor dripping down his chest as he avoids her scary golden eyes.
I-I'm sorry, mistress... H-How would you prefer it to be p-p-prepared?
>>7406025
(The penis is bad?)
>>7406002
Sorry goy but I'm not a coin machine
>>7405884
Yeah, you just...have fun with that or something.
>Skarpne seems out of it...or maybe just bored as she fwips out a comic to read. Maybe it's just not her day today? normally she'd be all over this.
>>7405984
>The ayy pauses for a moment, before hanging her head back, letting out a deep groan. Did she really have to explain what fucking is? last time she checked she wasn't a biology teacher
...It's how you where made. You see, Daddy sticks his peepee into mommy's hoha, then Daddy squirts his love juice, then out comes the baby...or something like that, I dunno if that's how it works with humans thoooo...
>>7406033
Y O U R P E N I S I S E V I L
>>7406014
It's something.
>>7405975
>Places a bag of gold coins on the table
>>7405984
Royal...snuggle giver...
>His head tilts down as he takes a moment to consider how options before looking back up to her, their eyes locked.
I'll wear the title with honor, Miss Olivia!
>He exclaims, quickly wrapping his arms around her, and pulling her against his chest.
>>7406067
You're something
>>7406038
I rather shove something else into you, Miss Ecaflip.
What the hell are you lookin' at?
>>7406127
Ohoho that's a lot of coins you have there young man. Remember that everything on the shop is on sale, what do you want to buy with that heavy bag right there?
>>7406180
It doesn't matter, you need to pay for whatever you want.
>>7406171
You're something good.
>>7405969
>Anon keeps it up.
Heh, no problem!
>>7406033
I'd like it prepared if it wasn't prepared by YOU! And... the taste almost KILLED me! You know what? That's it! You're gonna get a punishment for this!
>Seemingly out of absolutely nowhere, Olivia took out a handy, wooden paddle. The rough and smooth texture looking as painful as it did... pleasurable. And the child which held the lewd item would not take her evil look from the furboy's somewhat innocent being, as if her stare could break through and burn his soul. Finally, two words calmly escaped her lips.
Bend over!
>>7406044
>Normally, people get answers from their questions, but that wasn't the case for poor ol' Olivia! No sirree, she GAINED questions. But, as confused as she looked, she shook it all away and focused back on her objective.
Hmm! Well, it doesn't matter! You already confused me enough, so I'm gonna need... Oooh!
>Somehow not paying attention to it before, she happened to gaze upon Skarpne's stylish sweater.
Ooh! Ooh! Your sweater! I.. I command you to give to to me! Gimme! Gimme!
>>7406133
Yeaaaah! Royal snuggles!
>The hellborn child for once, seemed content at such playful, innocent behavior. One could even argue that it looked like she was snuggling back!
Hmn... Yeaahh... Sn-uggles...
>Her voice hinted itself to be fading and drifting, her eyes fluttering between dreamland and reality.
Siigh... snuggles... royal...
>>7406195
A bulge i would gorge myself on were it not midnight
>>7406203
Deal!
>Searching inside his traveling pouch, the swordsman took what seemed to be a handful of seashell-shaped coins made of gold before slamming them on a nearby table.
How much for you?
>>7406233
Its not too late, cmonnn!~
>>7406218
>What in God's holy- And you're bent over. Animal instinct is no joke. Especially feminine instinct. The boy's narrow, slender torso is perpendicular to the ground in seconds and his eyes remain fixed on it, trying not to wander over the paddle. This child is clearly not of this world, some daemonic entity conjured from Tartarus. And she's about to whack the shit out of his soft, pillowy rump with that paddle.
L-Like this?
>>7406204
Sheesh, thanks anon...
>>7406212
>starts drooling form hgetitng belly rubs
Hff hhfhf ypu're making me sleepy!! ![anon]! <3
>>7406256
God those hips are tempting but I'm literally passing out here. I promise you if you ever come on at a decent time I'll be all over that.
I can kiss your cock or worship your butt just a little before i have to sleep though
>>7406291
>The anon leans down and plants a single kiss on her tummy.
You wanna sleep in my bed?
>>7406309
Its no worries, I'll let you sleep!~ It is really late, after all. I guess I wouldn't mind a little cute butt worship, before you doze off
>>7406218
>His arms completely surrounding her figure, the man nested her head, his warm breath blowing against her soft hair as his hands gently rubbed against her back.
I hope I'm doing a sufficient job.
DADDY PLS GIMME THE CUMMIES
>>7406248
>The eyes of the cat lady open wide at the sound and sight of those bright coins on the table, quickly getting close to them to count them.
Do... do you have more?.. the answer will be every coin you are carrying and you can have a way with me.
>>7406324
I want to worship those plump balls.
>>7406321
YES! YES! You're spo nice. Hh-h-hope you don't me s-s-sleptinhg nake.
>>7406324
>Anon gets on his knees, tracing the outline of that magnificent ass with his hands before slowly moving inwards to the cheeks. He firmly rubs each one in slow circles before giving each a good clap to set it jiggiling and then peppering them both with kisses. For a final touch he takes the exposed balls into his mouth and lightly sucks on them
(What time zone are you in btw)
>>7406345
>gives you the gummies instead because I misheard
>because I have no ears
>>7406364
O-oh...of course not! I bet it's more comfortable for you that way, anyway.
>>7406381
You are so funny Papa Bones
>>7406277
>No answer. No vocal answer, whatsoever was given in the next second. Only the rough, painful bash of the wooden paddle's surface against the perfectly toned curves of the furboy. The pain radiated for a while, and then the girl reacted. Devilish giggling. And soon after, another merciless blow to his squishy bottom. More giggling. And despite all this, the tone in her forsaken voice was not one of self awareness. No, it was beyond that. She said it herself, she was the queen, and that's what she believed.
Heeheehee! You're a LAME puppy!
>>7406343
>And a great job, he did indeed. So much so, that it knocked her right to sleep! Olivia's eyes had been long shut closed, and her warm, gentle breaths slowed to a steady, peaceful rhythm.
Zzz... Zzz...
>>7406353
>Rance was a wealthy adventurer but he knew very well that spending all of his money on a pretty face wasn't a smart move and he refu-
Done deal!
>Goddamn it, Rance.
Here you go~!
>With that, the lust-fueled warrior unloaded the contents of his pouch on the table: Several golden coins, fancy-looking gems of all types and a couple of strange artifacts he had looted recently. All which would fetch a good price.
There you go~!
>>7406389
IT IS!
CLOThes are hassle I wish I could go iwthout them!
>gets in bed
>>7406393
And you are truly wonderful my child
>The skeleton squeezes the anon to his sternum
>not as hard as Clementine tho
>>7406404
>Where had life gone so wrong? Did it begin at conception or was it when he decided to suck a dick for the first time? There was no hope for him, no mighty Mike Pence to save him now. Only the pain, and the fact that he liked it way more than he should. The fuckboy immediately collapsed to his knees, suddenly lame in more than one sense of the word, falling forward onto his hands and quivering all over, squeezing his thighs together to hide what's between his legs as he gasps out, on pure idiot instinct,
Please, ma'am, may I have another?
>>7406421
>Crawls into bed next to her.
Heh, if only...
>>7406289
No problem. You stay cute, Guu.
>>7406360
Go ahead, get on your knees then~
>>7406378
>the trap shivers, feeling the lewd anons lips wrap around his plump sack. He pushes his heavy, girly ass back against the anon as he relaxes, looking over his shoulder
Its a shame you have to sleep, your mouth feels pretty slutty and perfect around my balls, fag~
(A dumb one)
>>7406404
>It took him a few moments to realize that she'd completely knocked out, his eyes suddenly darting side to side as he checked for anybody in the near vicinity. After reassuring himself that nobody was around, the man gently lifted the odd girl upwards as he stood up again, both hands now right beneath her small rear as he nervously searched for a more secluded area.
>>7406458
(Well shucks. Guess one of these nights I'll just have to power through and stay up late to play with you. Cheers till then.
>>7406451
Goodnight, [anon]!
>falls asleeep
>>7405969
awooo hot *spanks your butt*
>Her eyes open even more wide at the exquisite sight of those rare gems and rare artifacts, the type of things she loved to offer on her shop. Without thinking about it twice the Ecaflip jumped on the man, clinging on his body with her furry arms wrapped around him and her legs as well.
>Purring in a very sultry, seductive tone she say
Grrrr.... you are a very wealthy knight I see.. I'm all yours, do with this little kitty whatever you want Mister ~
>The lustful kitty licks Rance's cheek with her long and wet muscle
>>7406481
HARDER HARDER HHARHD!
Boredom is going to kill me.
>>7406454
I'll try
>>7406458
>The Anon eagerly dropped down onto his knees behind the feminine male while bringing his hands up to reach around and grab onto his shaft. While his hands started feeling it up, his lips moved forward to those full balls. He gave a light kiss to them before opening his mouth and partially taking them in, sucking on them almost instantly. If the feminine male looked back and down, he would already spy a bulge in the Anon's pants.
Is it safe here
>>7406478
>Cuddles her as she sleeps.
Goodnight...
>>7406514
What are you running from?
>>7406499
Go and fuck with Yuugi then, stop bothering us
>>7406514
Define safe
>>7406514
Only if you wear a condom.
>>7406514
Not really.
It's a bit of a Crazy scary holy fantasy.
>>7406499
>Throws a pair of dice at the Paru.
>>7406499
Tell gamefreak to give me a national dex already
>>7406495
*spanks you harder and pushes you over me knees*
>>7406550
is it Voldemort?
>>7406493
>Rance was taken by surprise and knocked on the floor beneath them, now with Miranda on top of him. His heart skipped a beat and soon his look of shock was replaced with a knowing grin, specially after feeling her wet tongue lick his cheek.
Well, in that case I think I know what I want!
>With a shark-toothed grin, the human reached for the Ecaflip's breasts, fondling them for a while before starting to undress her.
I have never fucked one of your race before... So consider yourself lucky too!
>>7406550
Hi jinx
>>7406448
>Asked for more. Asked for more... For some reason, Olivia couldn't begin to understand how someone- ANYONE could enjoy what she thought was a rough, torturous punishment. Instead, she called it off with a shrug, and gave out another whack at his abused, swollen bottom.
Hmm... you're weird... but, you DID ask for it! So you're gonna get it!
>And just like that, the fangs of the wooden paddle penetrated once more onto the sensitive skin and fur of the cute femboy furry. And Olivia herself, seemed to be enjoying the cruel spectacle, laughing in amusement and delight. Truly a girl out of this world.
>>7406462
>No reaction, she was dazed and probably dreaming about spanking puppies in dreamland. Her plump bottom felt so comfortably warm, and the texture of her skin felt almost orgasmic to the touch. Yet right between her legs, on her female privates, that's where everything felt squishiest and most warm. It was the goldmine of her loli body. Being touched there, Olivia released a subtle moan from her sleep.
O-Ohh~..
>>7406550
Not really. I just like stealing song titles.
>>7406558
*hhfff* *hhffff* Harder! *wags taila*!
*grows more aroused each spank*
>>7406550
I don't think you can ever be 100% safe. But it's calm. For now.
>>7406590
*grabs your panties and tears them off and spanks you while i force my fingers into your pussy*
>>7406574
>Are we not men, asked one particularly good Devo album? No, the furboy would have replied. He was not. And especially not now. Another surprisingly strong strike with the paddle, clearly with all the little girl's power behind it, smack right into his other cheek and make it bounce like a Jell-o bowl on the San Andreas fault line. He bites his teeth and tries not to yowl in shame and arousal as he feels his package fully hardening against his slutty, girly shorts, and he collapses onto one elbow, the pain and the accompanying pleasure overwhelming him. He's too out of breath from the smack to do anything, and is utterly at this madwoman's mercy.
>>7406525
BOOOOORRRREEEEDDDDDD.
>>7406554
>Rolls 2 for defense.
>>7406555
Who?
>>7406593
Jiro's kept me up to date. I knew he'd fuck it all up the moment he got his way.
>>7406574
>It was that soft, subtle moan reverberating against his chest that really got the soon-to-be criminal going. He finally finds a quiet alleyway, and sits the girl down into his lap facing him, his back firmly against the wall. It was obvious that the girl was quite the heavy sleeper, and he was intent on taking advantage of that; His slithering hands slowly making their way beneath her green coat, immediately clamping down on her soft, supple little rear before traveling even further down, the very tips of his fingers teasing the sensitive flesh of her vulva.
>>7406634
THE POKEMON COMPANY
I WANT MY NATIONAL DEX IN MOON
I DIDN'T TRANSFER HUNDRED OF MONS OVER FOR NOTHING DAMN IT
>>7406624
AWOOOOOOOO!O!!!! HOOTOTOHOHOOTOT HOT!! HFF HFF! LEWD@!!
SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS SELF INFLICTED MEME HELL
>>7406567
>Miranda was smugly smiling at him as well, knowing was about to happen. Her lips let out a soft moan following by heavy pantings, the kitty lets the man undress her completely until she was totally naked in front of the man, only her fur covering her private parts.
Grrr... I consider myself very lucky to see a man like you with his po- I mean desire very heavy to have some fun with an Ecaflip like me. Do what you want with my body, you paid for it ~
>She spreads her legs around the man, grinding her whole body against his clothes, just teasing him with her luscious plump body
>>7406655
I do not play pokemon anymore though...... I am sorry!
>leans over the counter in front of you as she servers a customer
>>7406676
>Kisses your head bag
>>7406703
>invited his entire circle of friends there
To JP's server?
>>7406705
>Dives into the ass
>>7406705
>Pushes you into the customer's car then steals food from the restaurant.
>>7406630
>>7406652
[Sorry Mr. and Mrs. Mr. Weirdos. I'll have to be excused from these sessions. I shall return some other time to continue these!]
>>7406676
>Massages your crotch
You know you want it daddy ~
>>7406705
>Moves behind her and begins groping that plump ass.
>>7406737
I look forward to it!
>>7406675
*slides you down on the ground and starts slamming my cock into your pussy and fucks you violently*
>>7406703
>kissu jinx
>>7406737
>Mrs. Mr.
(Cheeky! Sure, bye!)
>>7406717
>>7406739
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
>Predator has become prey as our hero, the enigmatic and charismatic Rapeman finds himself accosted by the denizens of ERP, the very people who's cries he's heard and has arrived to save! Only to find that things are going pretty okay despite the terrible events of earlier that day.*
>*See chapter 72 of Rapeman to find out just what that is! Currently available in last week's Weekly Shounen Jump!
>>7406747
*takes your large cock slamming into me huffing and puffing the whole time*
HHFHHF HHFHF ANON I'm GONAN CUM HFHF HFHFH
>>7406723
Yea
I mean I've been a little testy in general because as soon as I say something lately I've just been getting memearrowed and shit and it's aggravating-- but they just entered the server and started that shit too and I just ugh. Sorry. Not really the place for this, I know
>>7406752
Thanks Anon. I got pretty jaded since people seemed to think "good riddance" when I poofed
>>7406683
Gladly!
>Once the Ecaflip was completely bare before him, Rance proceeded to do the same, shedding the layers of metal that worked as his protection. Next, he focused on his green clothes, taking them off to reveal his muscular form to Miranda. The body of an adventurer who has seen a lot of action judging by a couple of scars there and there.
Better! Much better!
>Of course, his most impressive asset was perhaps the size of his shaft, erect and throbbing, pressing against Miranda's furry crotch.
>>7406768
cum then wuff gurl it will help me make you pregnant with my pups so we can start our own pack
>>7406776
Some people think that about everyone who ERPs, either because they want the place to die or some dumb bullshit. But there are plenty of people like me who liked having you around.
>>7405975
>>7405870
>
>>7405861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXhR1YFD5E
>>7406795
*CUMS* X3c
>>7406814
*unleashes my load into you make you pregnant and the eventual mother of my offspring*
>>7406776
I was wondering if you quit entirely last few days honestly, so glad to see you're still around. For what it's worth I was just bantering with you and I apologize if it annoyed you. Didn't want to be an asshole like Lore relishes in doing.
Side note to my homie with kudelia if you're around, I won't be home for hours so apologies for the delay.
>>7406823
I honestly didn't know you disliked him that much. Did you guys butt heads a lot?
>>7406823
KYS nerd.
>>7406820
ur a dadidid
DADYD pay the kid bills !!
!!
PREGNANCY IS HOT
HOEP YOU DON'T DITCH BECAUSE I"m GOINNG TO BED NIIGERR!
AHAHA bye
>>7406724
>you enter a completely different reality where you're a girl
>>7406735
Ahhh!
>falls in and CRUSHES the man driving
>>7406743
Alright, so that'll be a...a..large cheeseburger combo and anything else?
>she fidgets left and right, trying not to break her facade as you feel up her fat ass
>>7406807
Holy shit... Yuna use to be my first video game crush.
God damn that was so long ago...
>>7406779
>Miranda drags her furry hands around the toned human, enjoying the feeling of those deliciously looking abs. She grinds her crotch back and forth onto the man's shaft, her pussy already getting moist dripping her fluids all over his meaty hard member
You have very good assets... You can pay for my body whenever you want... Just drop your coins on the table ~
>She kept on grinding her lower lips on his rod, it was feeling too good to stop
>>7406835
I had a big reply prepared but my tablet ate it so I'll just repeat what Jinx said - he got worse lately.
>>7406842
Hi Mizzy
>>7406873
Well have fun nerd.
>>7406886
Wrong.
>>7406865
Oh, absolutely~!
>Rance replied with glee before leaning towards Miranda, his hands reaching for her rear. One to take a firm hold of her buttocks while the other toyed with the base of her tail. Licking his lips at the sight of her breasts, he proceeded to playful give her nipples some flicks with his tongue.
Hmmhm~!
>Feeling her juices drip on his throbbing member, Rance decided not to waste time and happily shoved his thickness into her with a single, firm thrust.
>>7406891
I dunno who else tells me to kms
>>7406856
>The male behind her would give an occasional tug on her shorts while groping that fat ass, making it shake a little. Only to make it shake even more with a few spanks.
>>7406901
Stupid nerd.
>>7406886
It's not really surprising, considering he's always been a sperg about every little thing; and this is coming from someone who sided with him a lot. I have no idea why you'd want to talk to him, though, since all he ever did was talk shit about you publicly and privately.
>>7406850
i pay all kid bills bb, night nght have good sleep
>>7406873
Np, good to see you.
Still look more cute than scary family.
>>7406923
Here's your hint, nerd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4
>>7406902
Ok, great! Just drive on down to the next window then
>she turned away from the window, her face coated in anger as she stared at you. Before her red face could say anything however, another car pulled up as she turned back to it
>>7406923
It was mostly when we were all in the anon discord, at least the others had the common sense to just ignore you.
>>7406952
I give up. Dense Solaireposter.
>>7406952
>rp groove lately
>groove
>megumine
you ruined MY MEGUMINE
>>7406935
I know who you are!
>>7406959
I ignored myself senpai I was a huge fuckup back then so anyone who shit on me then had rational reasons.
>>7406963
I only rp'd with like 3 people as solaire and ones asleep, ones gone, and I doubt coffee would tell me to kms. I'm just fucking dumb probably.
>>7406964
Just explode all over me daddy
>>7406990
Lewd go to bed whore
>>7406998
Might wanna check that first one.
>>7406898
>She let out a quick but sultry moan, purring deeply when the man rammed his whole length inside her cunt that quickly wrapped around his member and started to clench around every bit of his delicious meat.
Awnngh ~
>His hand holding the base of her tail was making her shiver and quiver even more, on top of him and with his member already deep inside her she decided to bounce gently on his member, wanting to feel how deep it can go.
Y-you have a wonderful cockk ~
>>7406998
You weren't a fuck-up, you were just very, very hard to watch.
>tfw beat the rice as a name is stuck in my head
night night erp.
Sleep well, don't do drugs.
>This happens when someone gets attached on ERP
https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8?t=80
>>7407036
They accept the fact that even if they didn't find love they found friendship?
>>7407011
Why thank you...
And you have a wonderful... Well, everything~!
>With that said, Rance planted a long, lusty kiss on Miranda's lips, his tongue invading her mouth as he increased the rhythm behind every powerful thrust of his hips, feeling his meaty dick spit small amounts of precum inside her.
Nnnnghh...
>Grunting into the kiss, the human braced himself to release his cum into the Ecaflip!
>>7407005
I'm so fucking dense just kill me
HajiMiku?
>>7407013
I was careening around, mad tilting. I honestly didn't right myself until winter when I just stopped caring so much I think. Fuck up, cringe llord, what have you, I was it and I'm still a bit ashamed of it.
I realzed later I never said a anything too bad, I was just generally being very dumb and awkward.
>>7407046
Promise you what
>>7407056
No, you idiot.
>>7407052
VERY fast rapist kissuing at incredible hihg speed
>>7407051
Exactly, that's how you need to see it... But If you are really hurt whenever you are close to that person you need to instantly cut ties even If it hurts a lot just by doing so
>>7407056
cowboy cummies :^)
(I'm sort of kidding u dont have to sorry)
>>7407066
Yeah, but we'll still never get to play rad PS1 games in space after armageddon...
>>7407066
preaching to the choir
>>7407056
You still care, though. The only difference is that you police yourself a little more. It's honestly as though you were going through your awkward teen phase, and are now in the early 20s. It's not a bad thing, though. You could always be like the typical 20 yr old, and act just like lore. :))
>>7407066
Bah! Love in ERP, what a concept! That sergal was a fool and so was that Mexican! The only true justice to follow is that of your cock, not your heart! Through one's erection, find your way to Valhalla! Through one's thirst, horde waifus!
>Kids, don't listen to Rapeman. In fact, kids what are you doing reading Rape-Man to begin with!? Don't these manga come with ratings or something!? What kind of manga shop keep lets kids read a manga called "Rape Man" anyway!? If he wants costumers he should install those fancy gumball machines like on Game Center CX!
>>7407086
I hadn't allowed myself to e in a community in like 5 years until I got here and the whirlwind of memes kinda overwhelmed me eventually I guess. Ask any of my good friends eah I'm a pouty bitch evenchough I try to play hard. Just a working stiff with too much time on his hands and mind otherwise. I could always be worse, like an early 20 something pol and v hivemind extension as you say.
>>7407089
A beautiful, heartfelt speech. Thank you, Rape Man. I now know the true power of thirst.
>>7407052
>The increase speed of his thrust were hitting very deep inside her cat pussy, kissing her cervix every time he pounded the lustful kitty. Her fluids were splattering on his crotch, soaking her own fur with her juices, moaning loudly in every thrust, arching her back against the man.
A-aahhh....
>Miranda was letting out muffled moans inside Rance's mouth, vibrating around his lips.
>>7407087
Mecha, you're as dense as depleted uranium and twice as cancer-inducing. You're like a rainbow if it decided to kill my mom.
>>7407087
D-Don't die, it's okay brah I can put it up on the pastebin again or whatever
>>7406807
Still here Yuna?
Send in the lolis!
>>7407138
Meeoooww I mean guau guau
>>7407104
Obey your thirst. It's the only thing you can truly rely on in ERP. Friends are great, significant others even better, but never forget why you are here and that's to achieve your glorious destiny as a hotblooded male!
>>7407121
Humans, dogs, spectres, sharks, attachment is not always inevitable! But if you let it happen and you let it kill your libido then that is the a death of the soul! Can there be any greater tragedy than that!? For a great man who wanted to bring as much girls to ahegao as possible to suddenly stop because one stole his heart away!? Look at you all! Angry, bitter, downtrodden! You let your hearts and your minds guide you when you should have listened to the swords of justice that rouse in your loins! The glorious future of ERP can still be yours, but you have to be willing to take it! T
>>7407138
Yes I agree, send them in!
>Do NOT send them in. This manga is already borderline NC-17 as it is. Wait, does Japan even follow that rating system...?
Lore honestly just needs to grow up and leave forever
>>7407106
>After a series of powerful, fast thrusts, Rance reached his climax and with that he unleashed a barrage of white, thick ropes of cum inside of the Ecaflip. Some seconds later, he pulled his shaft out of her and sprayed a couple of thick ropes of white on her furry crotch and stomach!
Aahhh... Phew~!
You Ecaflips sure are something...!
>>7407157
>Sheds a tear
I will bring thirst... To new heights. I will be the thirstiest.
>>7407157
>Do Not send them in.
>Rape man
>gomenasai
>Do Not send in the lolis
??????
>>7407138
E...E...EXPLOSION!!!
>>7407163
>grow up
No use telling special people to grow up if they'll stay special.
>>7407174
Mecha is truly a nigger
>>7407165
>Her inner walls tensed up at the sudden stream of sperm flowing inside her, trembling even more before Rance pulled out his member to spray the furry cat with his seed, between heavy pantings she drags her hand down, pickiing up some of his cum and eating it to taste the wonderful flavour of his thick seed
A-ahhh... Grr... I could say the same about you ~
>>7407179
He's a special needs kid banging on the table while trying to mimic the adults.
>>7407157
L-let me suck your dick Rape Man!
>>7407188
Thought that was Paul
>>7407197
I was thinking of Bolin actually.
>>7407188
Why do you hate him so much, though?
>>7407197
No, Paul's purposely malicious so that doesn't fit him.
>>7407168
Give me your blue balled, your poor,
Your huddled lolis yearning to cum free,
The wretched mind broken begging for more.
Send these, the waifuless, Discord-tossed, to me:
I lift my paper bag beside the golden door.
>>7407167
Good for you!
>And so the spirit of Rapeman flows through another! Wait isn't thi-
>Editor's note: Please stop talking.
>>7407196
An offer? Surely I can't refuse!
>>7407209
Are you trying to subtly hint at making your own server, or something?
>>7407201
Hey, fuck you.
>>7407209
Hey, fuck you.
On that charming note, I have to leave. I'm a busy boyo.
>>7407209
I would totally join desu senpai
>>7407188
That's an accurate description of him. Don't mind if I borrow this, anon.
>>7407185
Well, one race down... Several others to go: Cra, Sadida, Eniripsa... But for now, I think I'll cuddle with my new, favorite Ecaflip!
>Said Rance with a playful tone, wrapping an arm around Miranda's form, giving her cheek a kiss before pulling her body against his. Oh yes, he liked to cuddle!
... I'll maker sure to loot more treasure so I can hire you, ahem, services again.
>>7407064
KEK
Who even likes Mecha
>>7407240
Where did Jet go, i loved fucking his Rinko Iori
>>7407240
I do!
>>7407240
The people who use him for his waifus he rarely plays and his circlejerk buddies?
I miss Mecha back when he did the boat and just innocently shot the shit in between sessions.
>>7407240
>>7407240
He's okay. Of the the constantly namedropped blog avas I find him the least offensive.
>>7407240
Who goes out of their way to dislike him?
>>7407215
(Nah, I'm not one for server ownership or moderation. I just want a comfy RP hangout where I can be a cringe worthy edgelord. EGG's server suits me just fine for that. ....evenifitisabitofasausagefest)
>>7407216
(See you Bolin)
>>7407218
There is nothing to join, nothing but to embrace the spirit of ERP! Let it flow through your veins, let the lust take hold of your mind and let your erection be like an arrow pointing you towards your next prize! Or you can wear them on your shirt, like me!
>Rapeman was wearing an Iori Minase shirt. What!? Has he heard then!? That best aidoru is here!?
Hehehe very interesting indeed
>TO BE CONTINUED--- >
>And with that sequel hook, we bring this exciting Rape Man gaiden to a close. For more continuing adventures of Japan's newest and greatest hero that isn't a blatant wish fulfillment character wearing a black trench coat, head on down to your local manga supplier and subscribe to Weekly Shounen Jump today! Rapeman is brought to you today by the letter L. For Lewd. And by contributions by absolutely NOBODY. THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU FREELOADING CHEAPSKATES.
>>7407260
>implying anons have to go out of their way to hate someone
Have you ever been to the 4chan outside of /erp/?
>>7407263
I wish I could make a server, but the issue is always the same for any of the ones that get spawned here; Nobody RPs, even when some offer.
>>7407260
Hotaru and morrigan posting they like him is enough to surely make someone mad, it's that easy. See also: how someone as boring as owain earned a cult of hate.
>>7407264
I've seen it said that it's either Anxious or Paul. He doesn't match Paul's MO, but I'm willing to believe it's Anxious
Alrighty
*jumps on your face*
*you fall unconscious*
Man i love face hugger erp
>>7407287
I'd believe either, honestly. They both have the capacity to type out cringe-worthy shit like that, and they both have it out for a lot of our avas.
>>7407283
That can't be Morrigan, the file name isn't a scrambled mess of numbers and assorted characters.
>>7407300
Negan only seems to pop up to be an internet vigilante about loli lately, so try to think of a user who vehemently hates loli.
>>7407311
>Implying they actually hate loli, and aren't using it as a scapegoat
>>7407264
I'm not sure who Negan is, but he seems like somebody jaded enough to try to justify shitposting using loli as what sets it in motion. I thought it might be Paul but Paul's too dumb to trick Mecha into stirring shit up by taunting his inflated ego.
>>7407311
>Negan is an internet vigilante.
KEK
>>7407327
Nue?
>>7407327
Jacqli, whom he clearly hates for some reason. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark, and say that it's clearly a thirstmaster who got upset about their feelings not being reciprocated, and resents mecha solely because he's a male that gets attention.
>>7407336
Half of negans raids I haven't even been around, I doubt he has a bone to pick with me, I just felt like using a pettanko ava that night and he sperged.
>>7407336
If you look closely at negans games when he "hosts", what i found out is that they're titled "Negan ERP bash 5". So he's done this 5 other times. Those can't all be because of Jac and Mecha, right?
>>7407341
If you're mecha, I thought you did it solely to get even for the previous night?
>>7407353
Nope, megumin is an ava I've done in private a few times and I just posted her at random the night of the masquerade ending. I had two hits and only one went to the end with me for the explosive finale
Wanna drink some water anon?... I already have this bottle for you... Don't miss a drop, okay? I made it myself, just for you.
>>7407365
OK sure!
>Drinks it.
>>7407351
At least twice has been because of Jacqli. Mecha makes 3, and I don't really remember the other two. I don't blame them, because it's retarded to give into a shitposting retard that can barely scrape 24 people together, but it's clear he has a vendetta.
>>7407359
Oh, did you haooen to get kicked out of virras server while using that character, by any chance? Cause that would solve a question I've had for months.
>>7407365
Uh. Can I? I'm quite thirsty right now.
>Anon took the bottle and drink aplenty …
>>7407375
I've literally never been in virras server and only played megumin within the last month when I saw konosuba s1 around new years
>>7407387
Ok then that was alpha
>>7407351
There was one on Christmas for a retarded reason, no Mecha or Jac around.
>Check Ex-Hentai
>Doujinshi about loli Hotaru
>Expect your usual loli shenanigans
"This looks cute enou-"
>>7407400
>She's actually being whored by her father
>It's awful
>It's very awful
"NO THIS IS NOT DAIJOBU"
>>7407385
>>7407165
Y-yessshhh drink it all, this bottle is just for you anon, for me to you. May our love consolidate within that bottle.
>>7407374
>She silently glares at the anon drinking the bottle of ''water'' rubbing her cheeks with both of her hands and rubbing her legs together.
>>7407400
Dumb and gay
>kissu
Can I still get some dick at this hour?
>>7407411
no, go away
>>7407411
Yes PLS
>>7407409
>The man keeps on drinking it until he empties the bottle.
Uhh... What kind of water is that?
>>7407411
>Wonder Loli
You free to hop on my dick any hour.
>>7407413
Can I just chill here instead?
>>7407416
Wheres it at?
>>7407432
You mean like, right now? Because I could totally use some exercise, if you're BIG enough~
>>7407410
N-Not now Mecha.
I just finished reading that Doujin.
It's awful and breaks my heart...
[And it is now my headcanon for Candy Slut]
>>7407437
>The anon smirks.
Oh, well, I dunno if I'm your little superhero body's enough for the exercise it's about to get... but I'm more than happy to oblige trying~
>>7407418
O-OH! you drank the whole bottle, I'm so happy anon, we are one now we are one!
>The girl seem very happy, her whole body was shivering and her happiness was indisputable
I made it myself anon with the juices of our love ~
>>7407409
>‘Our love? What she is talking about?’
>The Anon thought while he was drinking the water. He was really thirsty so he drank it all without almost tasting it. But once he finished, the strange tangy flavor still lingering assaulted his taste buds. It was something odd and yet somewhat familiar, triggering a feeling of arousal. This water, tasted like oral sex!
This water is flavored? It taste … peculiar.
>>7407437
>The man stands before the bite-sized heroine, his hands resting at his side as he strikes a confident pose.
I'm sure a hero of your stature can figure this out, right?
>He grins, his crotch pressing right up against the girl's soft, squishy cheek.
>>7407411
Yes you can, miss. But not a Superman level one.
>>7407448
... E-Excuse me?
>The man drops the bottle, shocked and took a couple of steps away.
>>7407458
>Implying wonderbat isn't the superior couple
>>7407470
You preach to the choir here man. I'm a Wonderbat shipper. But New 52 made WonderSup Canon.
>>7407445
>the petite, but curvy girl beckons the anon over with a small hand, grinning back at him
I'm sure I can handle it, I've fought way bigger beasts then you before~
>>7407455
>she faked a look of confusion, a finger to her thick lower lip as her eyes rolled around
Hmm, its SOMEWHERE, but..
>she moved her cute face left and right, nuzzling against the anons bulge as her other hand rested on her hip
>>7407458
Hey, I can work with whatever!
>>7407476
You've /fought/ beasts before, yeah...
>The confident anon smirks, grabbing that same hand she used to beckon him to with, and planting the palm right at the base of his still-clothed and impressive erection.
...But have you TAKEN one before~?
Is it bad that one of these days some one plays young Gwen in these threads. I mean hell we have a wonder loli rper
>>7407476
>The anon's lips slightly part as she rubs against his increasingly large bulge, finally giving in and helping just a little by tugging down the zipper some.
Perhaps this newly discovered opening might help further your investigation, ma'am!
>He laughs a little on the inside, getting a bit of a kick from playing along with this.
>>7407500
How is it bad? Also, there's been a few people who've played Gwen here and in discord.
>>7407500
Someone did awhile ago, and went to discord I think so they cost post uncropped pics
>>7407474
I'm not a filthy shipper, in fact I haven't read capeshit in forever, but this saddens me because I like single Supes shenanigans
>>7407500
Both cake and aradia played Gwen at some point I believe
>>7407451
I filled the bottle myself anon, to let you know how much I love you.. I used the sacred juices that comes out of me when I think of you, when I can't stop thinking about you ~
>>7407459
YES YES we are one now, our love is going to flourish, my love juices are going to fill you with my warm embrace. Please come to me anon... please... and I will fill another bottle for you
>She said those lasts words rubbing her legs together with both of her hands on her crotch
>>7407474
New 52 was a mistake
>>7407476
Ah well this is certainly a productive attitude. Especially in a place like this.
Are there any red flag sentences that usually alarm you in starters/replies during ERP?
>>7407510
Oh my bad just woke up I ment to say
"Is it bad that I hope that" lol
>>7407537
As long as Noone from that cult of a thread show up, yeah it would be fine.
>>7407544
And by this, I'm directly referring to the Gwen worship thread
>>7407493
>her hand moved up and down, feeling the monster beneath the fabric twitch with excitement as she looked up at the anon
Hmm, maybe not one THIS big, but I'm sure it'll be a piece of cake~ How am I takin' this big fella, anyway?
>>7407504
>her eyes widened, continuing her act as she tugged the zipper down all the way. Pulling the frayed fabric down a little, his bulge pushed out through his boxers as she pushed her nose up against it
Ahh, I think you're right!~ It sure feels like it..
>>7407524
You think so? Are girls usually pretty cold here?
>>7407520
>He stopped completely shocked; did she just mean what he thought she mean? That she has filled a whole bottle with her pussy juice? No, that was impossible, it was beyond the law of physic, and human body doesn’t work like that. THIS IS BLASPHEMY. THIS IS MADNESS. THIS IS AROUSING.
No … I can’t believe that. Nobody can put out so much love and for an Anon. You are playing with me girl. You just mixed some with normal water, I’m right?
Peepee.. Poopoo... Peepee in my poopoo hole! BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP *farts* *farts* *shits self* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>7407551
Hmm... Well, think for a second, li'l lady. What's hiding behind those fancy starred panties of yours~?
>The male softly sighed in pleasure, thrusting his hips faintly and letting more of his pulsing bulge smother the surface of the loli's palm.
>>7407520
I... I don't know what to think about this...
>the man was concerned with her reaction, unsure if he should keep on playing along.
>>7407551
Umh, Cold? Not at all. But I have not taste tested the whole population of this place, therefore I can’t and I should not pass judgments here.
>>7407580
Think about THIS! *shits on your face* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>7407531
Is something more ineffable than sentences, almost like a writing 'tone' that tell me that the person is getting bored at my approach.
>>7407551
Seems we're on the right track then, eh?
>With a smirk, he reaches behind the girl's head with one hand, pulling her even closer as her face presses up against his sensitive shaft.
Though, you should probably perform a thorough inspection, just to make sure it's the real deal.
>With his free hand, the anon unfastened what was remaining of his pants, looking down as the pair of jeans dropped o his ankles.
>>7407601
I think I kinda get what you mean. Where it comes off as a sort of going through the motions feeling?
>>7407607
Inspect THIS! BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP *spreads anus and farts* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>7407553
I did... Yes I did.. My love for you is so huge and strong that is overflowing outside my body anon... I filled the whole bottle with pure love,TELL ME YOU LIKED IT! PLEASE ~
>>7407580
You don't need to think when you are in love anon, just let your love flow like I did with mine...
>>7407624
Fill the bottle with POOPOO AND PEEPEE! BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP! *farts* *shits on the ground* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!
>>7407575
>she groped at his growing bulge gently before pulling away, long eyelashes flutter up at him
Under these dumb things? I dunno, perhaps you should check~
>she twirled on the spot, jutting her bubbly butt out at the anon as she shifted it side to side. For someone so compact and tiny, she sure had a nice set of thighs beneath the round rear
>>7407587
I see. Well, I'll continue to be productive!
>>7407607
You're right, I cant leave anything unchecked!
>she grinned, fingers digging into the waistband of his boxers as she thrust them downward. His heavy, eager rod hit her hard in the face, slapping up against a cheek as she squirmed closer to him. Her pouty lips swam down and met his sack, pushing and kissing up against it as the length of his meat lay against her face
>>7407634
>Hot, uneven breath began to escape from the man's lips as the miniature super hero tended to his heavy, swollen orbs. Just the sight of his meat pressed up against her adorable face was enough to drive him mad, his impatience made obvious by his palm impulsively grinding against his swollen cock head.
>>7407624
>‘Holy macaroni and cheese Batman.’
>The girl was truly weird both mentally and physically if she did manage to produce so much juices. Just the thought of what she could do during sex made his dick tent inside his pant painfully.
>‘Not now … little general … this girl is crazy, you know what happen when I stick you in crazies’.
>The anon mentally said to his now aching cock.
>‘THAT THE SEX IS AWESOME’
>Was the cock answer.
>‘How shallow you are?’
>‘VERY, I’M YOUR COCK AFTER ALL.’
Oh, well. Of Course, I liked it. It was so much filled with love. My heart is beating really fast, right now.
>>7407634
Heheh... maybe I should~
>Biting his lip in excitement, the anon resisted every urge to push the loli down and ravage her there and then. He ran a hand down on the superloli's tight and plump ass, massaging the soft flesh with his fingers. Then after a few seconds of fondling he stuck his entire palm down into the blue panties, fingers flicking directly at Wonder Loli's puffy little slit.
Wow... You have /definitely/ never taken a beast like mine before, haven'tcha~?
>>7407634
Good girl. I'm sure the Anon here would love that.
>>7407634
got a Discord?
>>7407675
(I want to continue this anon but I can't keep my eyes open, see you later)
>>7407714
(See you)
Sometimes I like to shave my head bald and put on a HAZMAT suit and don some goggles while prowl my neighborhood at night covered in tamato juice. I'll try to climb houses and look over the city on someone's roof.
>>7407729
???????
>>7407531
One of my ava friends takes "he smirked" as a warning that things will be somewhat generic
>>7407531
/co/ ava.
Actually reverted by the current one around, she is pretty good.
>>7407763
He must be a very wise and wary soul.
>>7407531
> begins their greentext and/or dialogue with lowercase letters, just like this
Ahoy hoy!
>>7407805
Wanna fuck?
>He smirked
>>7407812
Sure, bend over.
>She grins
>>7407820
>Pulls out cock and fucks her pussy
You like that?
>He smiles
>>7407826
>Kisses you passionately and cums at the same time as you
>>7407836
>He loves it
Ye babe
>>7407836
>that pile of men on the left
>those feet holding his hips
I never noticed those details and I've seen this picture tons of times.
>>7407845
I know. Better than most of the things I've seen so far here.
>>7407763
>>7407805
> When attempting to display dominance, the Generic Anon (Lupine cuckoldius) tends to perform graceful movements and form a trademark cowl. The reasoning for this lies in the desire to impress those around the anon, but to no avail. This behavior is extremely noticeable around females of other species, as Generic Anons of the female variety have gone extinct. However, this species faces reproductive issues as the majority said females seek out a more desirable mate, often in the form of a blonde, erratic swordsman or a secondary species of anon with the tendency to pet everything in a 5km radius.
>>7407879
That was great, but you left our his trademark "..." that made him famous
>>7407895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08lfQOpay3d
>>7407895
>poke Hestia forehead.
>>7407895
>pulls a blanket over and tucks in
>>7407895
>folds into her favorite sleeping pose
HESTIA IS CUTE!
HESTIA A BESTIA!
HESTIA IS THE SAVIOR OF ERP
>>7407909
>She kissu the anon back and goes back to sleep
>>7407912
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZzzZZzzz
>>7407922
>Snuggles against the anon
>>7407942
>She can now happily sleep for the rest of th enight
HESTIA IS CUTE!
HESTIA A BESTIA!
HESTIA IS THE SAVIOR OF ERP.
HESTIA IS CUTE!
HESTIA A BESTIA!
HESTIA IS THE SAVIOR OF ERP
HESTIA IS CUTE!
HESTIA A BESTIA!
HESTIA IS THE SAVIOR OF ERP.
>>7407967
>Since the goddess was indeed deep into sleep the Anon thought He could get away with more than a poke. Therefore he leaned forward and softly kissed her forehead while tracing delicately the contour of her round and cute face with his left index finger.
HESTIA IS CUTE!
HESTIA A BESTIA!
HESTIA IS THE SAVIOR OF ERP
>>7407993
>Hestia slightly opens her mouth, mumbling unrecognizable words and nuzzling into the pillow. She started drooling for some reason, she must be very asleep.
Can someone here play as yotsuba?
>>7408042
GET OUT.
>>7408028
>Softly and carefully, in order to not wake her up, the Anon kept kissing Hestia face, sliding down to her drooling covered chin. There the anon indulged more boldly, licking her drool out of her chin.
>>7408066
Yo bro what do you drive?
>>7408076
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>7408067
>She keeps nuzzling onto the pillow, she didn't mind or even noticing what the anon was doing. Her cute mouth keeps on drolling and by instinct she lets her tongue out and licks on her drool to pick it up
>>7408095
HESTIA IS CUTE!
HESTIA A BESTIA!
HESTIA IS THE SAVIOR OF ERP
>>7408156
>The Anon breath has become faster and his heart rate too. From the craving he harbor for the petite Goddess and for the adrenaline surge that come from risking of awaking her and being discovered.
>He kissed her once again, in the same place where her little pink tongue has just licked while his left hand moved down, slowly, at a crawling pace, to where her white dress barely covers her left breast, sliding it off as cautiously as he can so he could free her nipple.
>>7408215
>Hestia closes her mouth and licks on her lips, It looks like she was having a very nice dream. The anon easily uncovers her nipple that was already stiff straight up, the sudden air touching on her bare breast made her shiver, letting out a soft yawn.
Mhfaaaa....
>>7408257
>The Anon froze itself still as soon as she yawned, it was the cutest thing he had ever seen and yet it filled him with dread, making his heart go faster and his blood run quicker and his cock throb and become harder.
>But he could not stop itself for long for her stiff, pink nipple was there to him to see, alluring and delicious, making his mouth watered.
>He leaned forward to it, delicately kissing it, and ten his tongue darted away from his mouth, giving the flesh nub a quick lick and then another and another.
>>7408363
Makes his fellow male attentionwhores squirm, so I like him.
>>7408373
Is mediocre at worst and above average at best.
>>7408363
Herds the betas in one convenient set of whiny posts to laugh at.
>>7408363
Nobody really worth mentioning to love or hate.
Wow this thread was super dead, page 10 with only 158 pics and 51 unique ips.
>>7408544
Call Negan. He will fix it.
>>7408550
>HG right now is 200+ posts with half the IPs
>>7408559
Then Call him. I'm going away for a while. I want ot see the post count doubled.
>>7408594
It'd be 150% increase at best retard, can't you math?