Tell interesting stories about times you pretended to be a girl

>>7397988
I want to fug Felix

>>7397989
thats gay

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Catboys are cute
What are some games with cute catboys?

I once made a girly named account in League to see how much bullying I would receive.
I didn't receive any.
The end.

>>7397988
Spent 10 years pretending to be a cute lesbian on runescape, I went back a few years later after just quitting one day and they all welcomed me as if I was family

Still didn't have the heart to tell all my friends I was actually a dude who wanted to play as a female character without people laughing at me

I still play now and then and they still think I'm a girl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuyxcKsFWhI&t=9s

I pretended to be a girl on prime Maple Story and had a "internet" boyfriend/husband at the time (marriage wasn't implemented yet so it was just role-playing)
Later on it turned out "he" was actually a girl, and then we lost contact when she found out I was a actually boy. Good times

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>have female name and play as girl character
>just act like normal
>people start referring to me as she
>dont correct them
>after a while everyone assumes im a grrl
>get a bunch of free assistance and items even though I dont I dont actively pretend to be girly
>get whisper from guild officer
>give him what he wants
>start getting loads of shit from him
>shit starts to cause strain in the guild
>log in one day
>betalords are fighting in guild over me
>tell them what the fuck they are talking about about me being a girl
>people get mad at everyone
>say I never implied I was a girl
>guild explodes as everyone starts accusing others of saying I was a girl and pissing away hours of their time helping me out
>guild master removes a few that get too unruly and tells everyone to calm down

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>>7397989
>Not wanting to be Felix instead

>>7397988
That's a really cute girl. I would enjoy having sex with her female parts.

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>>7397988
I never pretended but people always assume and said I was lying about being male.

Then one day I got on voice with them and they accused me of using a voice changer to sound MALE.

I just can't fucking win. It got so bad that I just stopped using voice or talking. I just tell everyone I don't have a mic anymore.

>>7397988
I prentended to be a girl in WoW to get into an all female guild to play with a friend. Half of the people in the guild were probably male, but the ones who got on the mic were definitely female. It was a really weird experience.

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>>7397997
>youre gonna cosplay felix at a con

>>7397997
>draw a catgirl
>call it a catgirl(male)

For what purpose?

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>>7398000
So your (presumably male) friend was in an all female guild and your first reaction was to try and get in there too

>not using a voice morpher to some female

>>7397988
Why is this girl (male) so blurry?

>>7398001
Do pretty boys hook up for sex with heterosexual guys at cons?

>>7398002
It makes my dick hard.
That is the purpose.

I actually audibly cheered when the character was revealed to be a guy.

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>>7397990
I'm gay for Felix desu

>>7398003
I was new to WoW and just wanted to play with a friend. He didn't want to leave and just said I should just join too.

It honestly didn't even occur to me that I could do that at the time.

I want a boyfriend...

>>7397989
I would fug, but I would not succ. Dick in mouth is too gay.

>>7398006
>I actually audibly cheered when the character was revealed to be a guy.
Woah there captain autismo. If you didn't see it coming from ten miles away, you need to see an eye doctor

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>>7398008
And you never were confused he was in an all female guild

dont worry anon, it saved you from going too deep. You dont know the stress of someone turning up the sound and hearing the synthetic edge of your voice, or not finding enough pics of the girl you are pretending to be

>>7397988
>found a lobby on Diablo 2 called "FREE for girls ONLY"
>Join and tell the guy im a girl
>asks for me to say sexy things to him
>tell him his dick is huge and shit
>starts throwing some really good items for me
>collect everything and continue
>after filling inventory and chest, I tell him im not a girl
>guy flips out and starts yelling about killing me or something, I leave game

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I think the only time I ever did this is back when I played Endless Online many a year ago.
Oh and when I played RO too. I got a lot of free stuff from some guy that time.

Good times.

Why do betas give free stuff to "chicks". Do they think the "female" will find them and marry them? True fucking faggots I swear

>>7397999
How does this happen? If anything I assume the girls are guys, not vice versa

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>>7398005
Pretty sure thats not heterosexual dude.

>>7398012
that blonde girl looks like she has a demon inside her

a very gay one

>>7398013
Was this back around LOD launch, first year or so? I remember doing this to a guy about 3 or 4 times back then, and he tossed out actually good shit just short of WFs and such.

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>>7398018
Don't know about her but I got a raging gay demon in me

>>7398018
Im pretty sure she'll get the electric help she needs

>>7398010
Sucking dick is the best though

I kinda wanna crossplay and go to a con but I'm a broke NEET.

where are the good felix doujins at?

>>7397988
Did just one time. They gift me some armor. Usually, when i play a girl character, i'll say "I'm a guy".

Some dude bought me a fuckload of gems to power level me the last six levels in Aika Online. Also got me 4/5 Mana pieces, which was basically the best tier set that early in the game.

Game's classes were gender-locked and Paladin was female. Girlfriend played a male character so we swapped genders online to fuck with people. After the guy gave me all that shit, I told him thanks over Vent in my normal voice, and never saw him again.

Also everyone was garbage at tanking in that game. One of the guild's top tanks gave me a rundown and she was speccing into damage abilities instead of taunts and defensives. I instantly became main tank after just a week at 50. This wasn't some shitty guild either, one of my friends that joined with us was leader of the faction.

>>7397988
It's a highest form of autism. I have never done that, I'll not do that forever.
Boys should be boys

I used to play some shitty korean mmo and would troll PVP by abusing an infinite stunlock mechanic my class had until the other player would say "Girls rule, boys drool" in pink text. If they didn't know how to change font color I would teach them, just so they could embarrass themselves fully. I wouldn't screenshot or anything, it was just for the humiliation aspect of it. Sometimes it took them a while to break, but I was normally drinking or watching tv anyway so it's not like I was going anywhere. I look back on it fondly even if it was a waste of time.

>>7398002
if you think that felix looks exactly like a girl you are autistic
the only girly things about him are the clothes

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>>7397988
I've never done it

>>7398029
Do you mind a girly feminine boy as your boyfriend...?

Nobody falls for that shit anymore.
Everyone assumes someone playing a female character is just some lonely weeb dude these days.

>>7398028
autist

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>>7398029

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>>7398031
That's exactly the boyfriend I want

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I have this from a best of /v/ thread.

>>7398012
Sauce

Excuse me, is this the sissy thread?

>>7398026
>>Game's classes were gender-locked and Paladin was female. Girlfriend played a male character so we swapped genders online to fuck with people. After the guy gave me all that shit, I told him thanks over Vent in my normal voice, and never saw him again.
>
>
>not first using your gf to thank him before talking yourself about how you pound your gf while she is all geared up

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>>7398036
Good taste

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Is Link the best vidya boy?

>>7398039
Yes, welcome friend.

>create female character
>never utter a word
>some guys kept chasing me talking about how they rape me
>feel dirty


never tried it again.

>>7398037
This shit was too easy. I did this as well, but usually it was 10 year olds, and I would just unfriend and block them like a week after I got the game.

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One time I took it too far and now my hips will never be the same. Be careful out there, anons.

>>7398044
That's literally what feminists complain about in video games, except it actually happened

How did it make you feel?

>>7398046
This is the succubus (male) doujin right?

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>>7398042
Hellow fellow patrician taste brother

I used to never answer when I'd get asked my gender. I got offered lots of free stuff by people in my guild, but I'd feel bad to have taken anything. I'd occasionally post pictures of my body and they'd get all excited, it was funny to me.

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>tfw no gf (male)

>>7398050
H-hi...

>>7398050
ayyyy

>>7398051
I said gf (male) anon, not a fat stinky neet on /v/

>>7398052
So you should hit his nut or what
It would be absolutely painful

>>7398051
kys

>>7398055
I'm a NEET, but I'm underweight and I smell like strawberries!

>>7398033
>Nobody falls for that shit anymore
You'd be surprised how many underages and third worlders still do.

>never play a girl in games
>hit on grill avatars but never give freebies
>know it's a guy
>hit on them even more
That's what you fags get for making qts

My biggest regret is not playing as a girl in Runescape when I was kid.

Damn.

>>7398058
rotten strawberries or strawberries in a rotten cum?

>>7397999
Story behind this webm?

Die you sissy fat neckbeard degenerates
You will never be a girl
Fuck off

>>7398062
Strawberries and mint actually!

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>>7398064

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>Pretend to be a girl
>Guy buys me a ps4
>psp
>A lot of games mostly with the season pass
>Have to just tell him I love him sometimes

Love it.

>>7398067
Sure you are fat neckbeard degenerate

>>7398067
Do guys that beta actually exist? That's beyond pathetic.

>>7397988
How about you neck yourself? Faggot.

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>>7398029
>>7398035

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I pretended to be a lesbian on WoW and ERP'd with random "girls" online when I was 13
Never again

I used a gender-ambiguous name in a San Andreas MP server I used to frequent. Towards the end when I stopped going most of the regulars and admins just figured I was a girl, despite me using an old man character. Nothing really came of it, besides all I really did was bait people into chasing me and see how long I could last.

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>>7398068
Oh I also got a new monitor, keyboard fight stick and graphics card

>>7398069
Yup

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>First start pretending to be a girl since I'm faggy enough to feel like it lets me actually act fun if a girl
>Continue it for years on end
>Get into a lot of stupid shit because horny teenager
>Find a few lesbos, they're bretty cool
>Turns out one in particular was another guy, he reveals about a week or two after meeting
>Says he doesn't like lying so he can't keep it up
>Been buddies with him since, been at least a couple years now on and off talking
>He's been having relationship problems, friends slowly leaving and drifting away
>One girl he really liked wasn't able to be with him because her family said no
>Previous girlfriend just sort of left
>Says he loves me because I've always been around to help and talk him through things, and even though I take breaks sometimes going on a few months I always come back and put a smile on his face
>He just wants to see a girl smile back

I feel so troubled for this. He needs an actual girl as caring as me.

>>7398075
nigga u gay

>>7398075
Anon... You have to become a girl for him.

>>7398075
>girl reveals he's a guy
>you don't immediately go "Yeah me too" and begin a broship

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I pretended to be a girl in online games & forums for years. Not for he free stuff or anything I'm just a closeted tranny

>play Aion a couple of years ago
>make a cute character
>barely talk at all
>all people, except the guildmaster, think i'm a girl
>correct them one day, don't wanna drama on me
>instead of throwing a fist, people started talking to me more and get closer to me

I thought that confesing that shit made the people mad

>>7398076
Well, I am on /v/ after all.

>>7398077
I would if I could. I'd love to be an ara ara~ sort.

>>7398078
I don't know, man. I was in too deep already and can't stop.

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>tfw no cute Link bf to cuddle

>>7398074
>puppet tool
Disgusting.

>>7398080
Dumb normies get mad. Based weeaboos get hard.

>>7398081
>>I don't know, man. I was in too deep already and can't stop.
This, youre in deep. You cant just pretend to be a girl, become the girl. Become the girl girls never become. Godspeed anon, I kept it up 3 years, hope you can hold on where I failed

>>7398069
how do you think girls get rich with twitch?

>>7398081
I meant become girly and become his girlfriend.

What voice changer do you recommend, /v/? This shit sounds fun.

>>7398081
He pretended to be a girl too ya know, I think he would understand

>>7398088
I used Morphvox

>>7398090
Any suggestions while using it? Kinda deep voice already.

>>7398091
Hmm I dont know now but back then I tended to make my voice softer and get shitty quality to hide some of the rough edges. That said my voice became deeper over time so I dont know how well it holds up. Especially since voice quality over internet has improved.

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Memes aside, what is your honest opinion /v/, are traps gay?

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>>7398093
They're gay but I don't give a shit.

>>7398093
Absolutely yes

>>7398093
Ye

>>7398063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBp1quVhbjo

>>7398093
Kinda. I prefer traps to girls (female) which means there's got to be something gay to it, but on the other hand if they're male not girly it does nothing for me which means there must be a hetero element to it as well.

>>7398093
yes

>>7397988
>play WOW
>girl char + name
>for some reason my guilds assumes im female
>get priority on loot in raids
>later find outs i'm a boy
>don't get anymore extra DKP

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>>7398093
Memes aside, is liking traps gay?

>>7398093
Not gay.

The thing about traps is that they actively try and look good. Like, they aim to tick every box that makes your dick grow. They know what guys like and it works.

Also, it's not gay if you don't take it in the ass. Sucking trap dick is okay if they're small, as well as fucking their boipussy.

>playing ragnarok on a private server with a cute female archer and enjoy saying thing cutely
>someone say hi and starts to talk
>continue a conversation
>"you're cute"
>aw fuck
>gave me trade request
>I keep saying "It's okay dude, you don't have to give me anything or shit like that"
>accept out of curiosity
>some cards
>"just accept them it's alright =D"
>I keep saying no but the motherfucker keep pushing
>accept
>other trade request
>FUCKING DUDE STOP
>a log of ring accessories slotted, creammy card and all really useful cards and top equips for the level cap
>accept
>"heeeeeey wanna marry me?"
>fucking guilt taking me over makes me say yes
>start to fucking lose my mind as the motherfucker keeps telling how humble and cute i'm acting
>"*kiss* see you later."
>proceeds to feel disgusted with myself.
>logout
>delete character
>uninstall the server browner

>>7398102
He said memes aside.

>>7398093
nah, traps aren't gay

>>7398093
Very gay. But less gay than an actual guy. A 7/10 in escale of of gayness

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>>7398101
yes

>>7398093
Yes they are. I prefer twinks though.

>>7398102
>Sucking trap dick is okay
no. i mean yeah it's okay but that's gay.

i know what it feels like to be a girl because i have had a faggot after me

>>7398104
Alright, let me rephrase:

It's not gay if he doesn't stick his penis in your anus, or suck his penis. If it's small it's alright however. It is also acceptable to have anal sex with them and not be gay if you'd consider have anal sex with a woman.

>>7398093
Yes, but people tend to cling to they heterosexuality with all their forces, afraid to let go. It's a shame really, this kinda of repressive comportment only promoves the desire of self-submission and other really gay shit.

>>7398103
>fucking guilt taking me over makes me say yes
you're lucky you're not a girl irl. you'd be the biggest fucking junky slut there is.

If I dress up like a girl and let a boy I like kiss me, am I gay?

>>7398114
You are already gay since you posted this

>>7398114
Very gay and very hot.

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Here's the ultimate gradient. with 0 being super straight and 10 being super gay

0 - High test lesbians
1- Most girls
2- skinny flatchest
3- manly girls
4- low test lesbos
5- Almost impossible traps (2d virtually no real life)
6- Really passable traps
7- Most traps
8-Twinks
9-Most guys
10-Bara

>>7398111
traps aren't trans. traps are guys who convincingly crossdress. trans are the ones who take hormones to grow boobs and stuff.

>>7397996

The fact that you never mentioned you were a girl should have been a huge red flag. Actual girls wont shut up about being girls in a game.

>>7398012
sauce

>>7398113
Yep, I realized that a few years ago. If I was born a girl I would be fucked beyond the twilight zone.

There was even some gay dude trying to get me to change teams and I almost accepted just so he would stop embarrassing me. Fucking hell.

>>7398118
I'm talking about traps dude, no one here is talking about trans. I'm saying, a small trap is not gay, as long as you don't take it in the ass. A small dick is okay, a tight ass is okay, a slender flat chest is okay. Slender legs with long socks is okay. Dresses are Okay. skirts are okay.

What I'm getting at is traps aren't inherently gay.

>>7398117
>most traps in 7
>twinks in 8
It's wrong

I made a female character in RuneScape once, and within 5 minutes some guy hands me a rune pickaxe. Was a good day.

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>>7398037
>the dude sounded 5'8

>>7397988
so is felix the type of trap that has a huge cock or a mini cock?

>>7398115
How does that make me gay?
>>7398116
But if I dress like a girl, it should be okay I thought?

>>7398119
Not true, I'm only replying to you to prove you wrong but, I play male characters in MMOs and never mention my gender.

>>7398126
Traps with huge cocks are just abominable.

>>7398121
lol that sounds like a really cute situation. you should have accepted, might have missed a lot of fun there.

>>7398129
>having this much of a shit taste
Sucking cock is the best.

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>>7398129
>small cock trap

What are you gay?

>>7398127
>>But if I dress like a girl, it should be okay I thought?
depends. what do you look like? no dress in this world is gonna make it okay if you're a 6'2 guy with beardshadow, quarterback shoulders and unshaven legs.

>>7398101
yes
but I don't care

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>>7398093

>>7398133
I'm 5'11, I have long dark blonde hair, freckles, green eyes. I don't have any facial hair, I shave all my body hair, my hips are a bit wider than my shoulders.

>>7398093

liking penises as a male is gay, period

>>7398126
Solid medium plus.

>>7398136
L O N D O N
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>be 15
>make girl character on wow
>name her something silly like rawr
>tell anyone that asks im a girl
>meet one supposed mute lesbian
>we erp a few times and she becomes my "girlfriend"
>we act obnoxious and spam shit like kiss and hug during raids
>this goes on for about a year
>always use the excuse i don't have a mic when someone asks me to get on vent
>eventually some smart guy figures me out and tells the whole server
>change faction and delete character
>years later fall for the tranny meme
>get bf and enjoy sucking dick and having my bp pounded
>occasionally think back to all those times i pretended to be a girl online

wew. good times lads. in retrospect it should have been obvious i was a repressing trans though.

>>7398136
>I don't have any facial hair
>my hips are a bit wider than my shoulders.
fuck you i'm jelly. are you intersex?
sounds okay then but it's still gay.

>>7398140
I knew it was the rise of the internet and MMOs that was behind all this tranny degeneracy.

>>7398129
>>7398131
>>7398132
>>365315261
If you are doing for the cock you are stupid. The focus should be a cute thighs and butt. Huge cocks is just out of place and kinda gross.

>>7398117
>lesbians
>straight

I recommend lobotomy

>>7398141
I don't think so. I was bullied for being kind of girly when I was in school, I tried to be tough and manly for a while but I eventually gave up and I realized I didn't really like it anyway.

>>7397988
>interesting
fuck, I don't have any

>>7398093
nope, if u got turned on by the feminine looks it means you are not gay, the dick is a plus

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I use a voice changer to play games online and get treated like a girl.


I also wear pink panties and a stuffed pink padded bra while I play so I feel even more girly. I have some lacy white lingerie I'm going to put on soon and play.

>>7397988
dude my firsy sexual experiences were on runescape tbqh

like seriously somewhere out there is a guy who sexted a 10 or 11 y/o on the upper floors of varrock

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>>365315261
Fucking delicious

I find it hard to differentiate memes from reality in these threads

>>7398147
>the dick is a plus
and you're gay.

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>>7398142
nah i was a tranny long before that. it was just a way to subconsciously release some of the pent up tension

>>7398136
literally me except I have curly brown hair and grey eyes

>>7398075
What the fuck, i feel like you are talking about me.. but that cant be right.
Why is she so cold even though she says she loves me...

>>7398151
Get out, you can still find the exit.

>>7398143
You're not gay. You just have a fetish. Cute thighs and butt are accented by the dick.

>>7398140
post boypussy

>>7398153
>lying

Post a pic or get out.

Make a girly named chara, Act like a girl but not tell him I'm a chick.
He give me items and shit.
Rise up to fame for being a good champion(private RO server). Everyone knows Im a dude, he never believed im a guy when everybody told him.
He still gift me donation items(OP stuff ingame when you "donate" real money.
Told him Im actually a guy and gave him my facebook.
He chimps outs In the forums, told everybody Ive scammed him.
Admin told its his fault, everybody in the server knows im a dude but he never believed them.
I get to keep his gifts.

>>7398107
who the FUCK is this

what voice changer yall use? The "no mic" doesnt work as well as it used to.

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>>7398158
>>7398159

unsee cc/bepirotu

Fucking degeneracy threads making my dick confused.

>>7398155
Nah, definitely not. I know the guy doesn't go on the chans.

>>7398163
pretty cute but wheres the boypussy

>>7398161
its a chick

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>>7398163
Not bad, honestly. Maybe work a tad on the smile but it could be angle.

There's this CD who posted that It's looking for girls to be friend with and lives next to me. Can I respond to without being too creppy?

>>7398169
>It's
>Can I respond to without being too creppy?
no.

>>7398092
How do I take the robot sounding out of my voice? I've gotten the pitch correct, it's just sounding like a robot.

my adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister is a real girl and she triggers the hell out of nerds whenever she goes on mic. she mostly goes on mic once in awhile to mess around on CSGO and guys literally line up for her and ask her things like, "anime and chill?" thry even offer her free stuff worth real money, but she always declines because i told her that they just want something in return. you should see the friend requests pop up as soon as they hear her voice
i used to pretend to be a girl in high school and got a whole bunch of free stuff. it's amazing how guys will just line up in hopes of a reply

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>>7398163
Pretty cute.

>>7398171
Its been a while. I managed to get most of it out and thne the last bit I got covered by turning my mic low, not saying a lot, and low quality. It works well enough to provide voice proof youre a grill, dont expect to chatter away

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>Play Vindictus and Black Desert and make a girl character and make her as cute as possible.
>Guild invites, free gear, and cash up the ass.
>Couple of them start to raise their suspicions and ask for "proof" if I'm a real girl.
>I'm fem enough to put on my sister's clothes and fool just about anybody.
>Tell them I don't have a mic but I can cam2cam skype with them.
>Cam with the ugly ass spergs and they're surprised I'm cute irl too.
>This gives me even a bigger rep among the guild I was in and the guys I cam'd with tell literally everyone and now even the guys roleplaying as girls are giving me free stuff like cash shop items worth around +$100.

>>7398162
There are no working voice changers, any story you read about one is a lie.

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I once made a female character to beg for items in Maplestory and bully my ex online girlfriend and her younger sister through whispers.

>>7398176
>There are no working voice changers

kek

>>7398168
What's the image from?

>>7398179
Some lamia monstergirl image. A group of them grabbed a few guys for proactive dating.

>>7398174
Couldn't really get it to work. Always sounded fake and robot-y. Guess I wasn't meant to be a girl(male)

>>7398169
What does CD mean?
Cunt Dude?
Celtic Dyke?
Canine Dad?
Closet Domo?
Ceramic Dildo?
Condom Donor?
Captain Durable?
Clitoris Diver?
Certified Dong?

>>7398150
WHAT WAS IT?

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>>7398175
keep up the good work anon.

>>7398175
Man, thanks for reminding me that I need to continue Vindictus. Stopped around the area of the ice worm boss because I moved and my internet since then has been absolutely terrible. Loved my Kobold set for sword and board chick.

>>7398183
https://unsee cc/zetanimu/

>>7398186
Ugh what the fuck, even my dick and thighs looks better and I'm ripped as fuck.

>>7398163
Just curious. What race are you?

>>7398186
Disgusting.

>>7398188
1/3 french, 1/3 native american, 1/3 black

>>7398172

pics of her (him)

>>7398179
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2227300

>>7398190
How is that even mathematically possible?

>Get unsolicited ass pic from guy from 4chan
>Turns out he's hot

Neat

http://i.imgur.com/sFwlah5g.jpg

>>7398122
this post is literally a faggot trying to convince himself he's not a flaming faggot

>>7398193
Clearly he only had three grandparents, one of his parents was cloned and grown in a tube.

>>7398196
>he

>>7398122
If you are into traps you are sexually attracted to dudes. That's gay no matter how you slice it faggot. You look at a cute girl and think "yeah that's alright but I'd be creaming my pants right now if she had no tits and was packing a cock and balls" that's p gay

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>>7398163
Get a good makeup kit and you'll be set for life. It's great being the best of both worlds.

unsee cc/pireduzo/

>playing Runescape with my brother
>he accidentally made a girl character and never bothered to change it
>his username "PoorMAN424"
>people still randomly give him stuff despite his name
>treat him extra nice and always help him
>we can't figure out why for the life of us
>he decides to cash in and starts begging for stuff on the streets of Varrock
>starts shouting "spare change" loudly
>people line up to give him random items
>we have no idea why
>eventually somebody asks him why his name is Poorman despite being a girl
>we finally catch on
>just says it was an accident
>keeps getting free stuff
>his account is now permanently muted for openly denying the Holocaust and calling a mod a faggot

>>7398199
cute and ok i will :3

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>>7398191
my sister is a real girl. some anon told me to brush her teeth and i did yesterday. we had a good laugh

>>7398199
Wasn't this girl killed by her abusive Mexican boyfriend? Or was that a different Mexican cosplayer.

>>7397988

I tend to have a pretty passive personality, and I always play girl characters in games, so people just assume and often outright ask me what my gender is.

Back to >>>/y/, faggots.

>>7398194
i look better than that and i don't even want to be a girl, but also have long hair and some people think i'm a girl when they first see me

>>7398203
Thats a guy

>>7398207
No it's not, lol.
That's a super old image of some Mexican girl cosplayer.

>>7398093
Aye, traveler

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>Never pretended to be a girl, just always played as one
>FF14
>Lalafell
>That part where you get to Coerthas or whatever and you have to fight that fuck hard mud puppy
>Shout for help
>Some guy helps me
>Keeps following me around afterward
>Gives me like 500k gil
>Won't stop following me
>Teleport away
>He finds me again
>Block him

>Months later, fantasia into an Au Ra
>Almost immediately get "ur hot" whispers
>Have to deal with cringy "Faggot grabbed Anon's boobies!" in the chat

>Last weekend
>Fantasia'd into a Miqote
>Start getting hit on immediately
>Everyone is always petting me in raids

MMO players are fucking faggots

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>>7398093

I've been pretending to be a girl on Steam for the last 12 years to get free games off people.

>>7398005
Only one way to find out, Anon....

On a slightly related note.

>Met this chick in FFXIV
>She's married, but she's still hitting on me
>Fast forward 8 months to Christmas time.
>Buys me a PS4.

I don't even talk to her anymore. She visited me and we did the sex, but yeah nah.

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>>7397988

>>7398214
>not calling her husband and telling him shes a slut

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>>7398210
>Chooses the sissy races
>Calling other people faggots

>>7397988
I want to do this for the sake of pleasing random guys out there, and making him have a great day, but I wouldn't know where to start, and theoretically where to go if it ever goes beyond just games, to where he might theoretically get feelings for the girl he thinks he was talking to

>>7398216
Oh he knew. Even talked with the guy a couple times.
They'd been on a downward spiral and he was already seeing other women.

Apparently he fucked some 14yo but nothing came of it

>>7398059
>underages and third worlders still do
In that case, nobody worth scamming falls for that shit anymore.

>>7398036
I want a boyfriend that cums all over my face desu

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>>7398210
One of the reasons I quit FF14 was because this never happened to me and it was dead silence everywhere including the towns, guilds, and dungeons. I was even playing on Balmung too.

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>>7398163
>images are deleted
this website sucks, I want to see it

>>7398220
>Little Billy with access to mommy's credit card
>Not worth scamming

>>7398219
You could give him court material for a better divorce.

>>7398074
Any tips how to convince neck beards that i am a girl? I want to get free stuff too.

>>7398093
No way fag.

>>7398153
I was the same, anon. I spent way too much time playing vidya as an outlet without realizing it or worrying about my actual physical self. Eventually everything clicked one day once I started trying to put effort into who I was in real life

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>>7398223
just for (You) anon

unsee cc/duzigero/

>>7398225
Honestly, the guy was a dick. And at this point I want nothing to do with that drama.

>>7398229
Whoa, hey hi.

Want to get coffee later today?

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>>7398229
Nice

>>7397988
Gib salsa on that pic related. What animu?

>>7398228
what age did you realize? are you now on hormones? how'd everything turn out?

>>7397988
>Make a female lalafel in FFXIV because I thought they were cute
>Join an FC, make friends with a fem Scholar that wanted to help me progress
>Starts calling me really cute, patting me whenever we're together
>Invites me to a friend's in-game wedding, and showers me with gifts
>Scholar asks me to join a linkshell with the rest of the FC
>Freak out and stop logging in for half a year

I really didn't wanna be caught, man

>>7398233
re:zero
it's shit

Is it gay if I want to be the man of the relationship?

>>7398237
You'd be still dating a man

>>7398229
Idk why but when I saw "this image will be deleted in 4 minutes" I took a screenshot.
What is wrong with me /v/? I have no use for this picture, I just felt like I had to get it.

>>7398233
Why do you type like a retard

>>7398239
Post it on imgur. I was too late to see it on unsee.

>>7397988
The only time I've ever pretended to be a girl was when I was friends with a guy that pretended to be a girl himself and basically asked everyone he was talking to to pretend to be girls while talking to him as well. I've been going along with it for about a year because it was somewhat fun. Shit was weird.

>>7398075
tell him he's a loser who needs to get his life together

I want a cute bf to cuddle!

>>7398240
So that retards can understand and spergs like you get triggered

>>7398244
I can be your bf anon <3

Are you handsome?

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>>7398244
>tfw no bf to cuddle you

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>>7397988
thats gay

>>7397996
>wisper from guild officer
>>give him what he wants
Um, you mean you sexchatted him? Was he nasty?

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>>7398244
>>7398246
youre both gay and your parents are very very ashamed, wondering when you'll go back to school or move out of the house

and your father is wondering when you'll get a girlfriend and is tired of your nonchalant stuttery answers of "i-i-idon't know"

>>7398249
He wanted me to be a girl. I told him I was a girl. Just acting shy and coy was enough to make him start buying time. There wasnt even ERP needed, just chatting to a girl that dropped hints was enough.

>>7398241
Why not just post it here? It's just a picture, nothing special.

>>7398250
post more vampire loli

>>7398250
>Current year
>Not coming out to your parents
>Not having them support and love you because no matter what you are their son and they love you

It must suck when your parents don't love you.

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>>7398253

I've played as female characters in WoW for 10+ years, and no one has ever mistaken me for a girl. I do pretend to be a trap in other games though.

>>7398250
>tfw my father was talking with a collegue of his in front of me about how gays are ok as long as they aren't flamboyant
>tfw i sit in the middle just staring at my feet wondering when i should tell him that i want to be a girl
he took it surprisingly well.

>>7398254
>having cucks as parents
No wonder you're gay

>>7398234
20, been on since then yes. I feel much better about who I am but I started too late. I'm in the cute zone on the guy spectrum being mistaken for under 18 now, but was never able to hit female looks

>>7398210
>not wanting to be a little slave to a hot rippling internet character

Had an anarchy online character female character, I would strip and dance for this guy.
I needed the attention.

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>>7398259
>tfw 19
>no hormones
>get mistaken for looking 14 and "skipping school"
>college counselor asked me if im even old enough for college

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>>7398262
>>7398259
i started at 26 and around the 11 month mark i could walk around with no makeup and guy clothes and still called miss and ma'am

I'm a qt Au Ra girl in XIV and most of the time ingame I erp in Limsa

>>7398004
Screenshot from a horrible subs rip

>>7398103
This is exactly me but I was a dancer

I liked to just shake my ass in random fields because the music that's accompanied it was fun but that ended up somehow getting me free shit and a husband

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>>7398262
>tfw I have a high pitched voice
>regularly mistaken for a woman at a drive-thru or over the phone
>even have an androgynous name
>never taken hormones or anything

Sometimes I think I should transition, but I'm barrel chested so I'd look like a very manly woman

>>7398093

2D traps are not gay
3D traps are extremely gay because you can see from a mile they are men unless they underwent hormone therapy at the age of 12 and have a dried up shrimp between their legs

>>7398047
>succubus (male)
WHY DON'T THEY CALL IT AN INCUBUS?! REEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>7398142

more like the death of MMOs made all guys pretending to be girls do it in real life instead so it became a global meme

>>7398269
Because there's a difference between a succubus (male) and an incubus. Succubus takes the seed, incubus gives the seed, so male succubi are possible.

>>7398010
If you suck your own dick then it isn't gay.

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>>7398269
>incubus (female)

>>7398163

wtf I missed it repost pls

>>7398239

post it faggot I didn't see

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>>7398272
Masturbating is gay because you're giving a dick a handjob.

>>7398269
because succubus comes from latin and loosely translates to "receiver"

>>7398273
Know any doujins with that?

>>7398271
This, also traditionally succubi pray on men while an incubus goes after women so it makes sense a succubus (male) would exist for the purpose of taking the seed from men who are into traps/dudes.

What free MMO'S Are good for this type of shit?

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>>7398276

>>7398280
go to /vg/ and see what the most popular mmo threads are

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>>7398276

>>7398276

What if you sit on your hand first to make it go numb?

I pretended to be a girl on PSO private servers for a long time. People are so friendly to girls online and they are less vulgar.

>>7398246
>>7398247
I'm more into twinks though. Are you girls (male)?

>>7398046
what did he mean by this

>>7398280
Any MMO that seems worth playing.

No point getting people to give you free stuff in a game that you don't even like playing.

>>7398263
If only it were so easy for everyone

>tfw have an extremely feminine voice and am always bullied for it

>>7398262
Post boipussy

>>7398163
>unsee cc/bepirotu
tfw image deleted

>>7398255
MORE

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>>7398284
Is that seriously a thing people do?

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>>7398290
>tfw want to be a trap really bad but fat and deep nasally voice

>>7398295
I do not know this feel, friend

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mm9frI6sOk

>>7398269
because it's a fucking meme you dip

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>>7398002

>>7398294

Try it out. Then it can be something that you do too.

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>>7397988
>make a female character
>someone helps me in a quest
>"hey wanna be my gf?" he says
>"no, i'm a heterosexual man irl" i respond
>*logs out, deletes his character and blocks me*
And that's about it. This happened twice.

>>7398296
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mm9frI6sOk
You sound underaged

>>7398298
greenteaneko is cancer. Please refrain from posting it on 4chan again.

>>7398299
I tried for like 10 minutes, my hand didn't feel any different. I was 100 kilos at the time too, it's not like I'm skinny.

>>7398301
I'm 27

>>7398302
You are cancer. Please refrain from posting on 4chan ever again.

>>7398302
No

>>7398298
Reddit:The comic

>>7398304
>I'm 27
A-are you trying to do that voice?

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>>7398093
Draw a girl and call it a gay. It's just a girl with a penis and I don't really see it as gay.

If a traps dick is bigger than yours its gay.

>>7398251
>>7397996
>say i never implied I was a girl
>I told him I was a girl

>>7398294

you must be twelve because this is a trick as old as the world, "the stranger"

>>7398307
>>7398302
(You)

>>7398298
HAHA DUDE WHAT IF I DREW ANIME
BUT IT WAS EDGY OR LE RANDUM LEWD BUT NOT REALLY LEWD!
Seth mcfarlen does this shit better than the japs

>>7398304
Say something lewd

>>7398308
No. Its alright though.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MAbjsTdoAV

>>7398313
(You)

>>7398316
>>7398312
(You)

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>>7398313
>he doesnt like greenteaneko

>>7398290
>tfw my voice is the most monotone shit ever and I could never sound like a girl when I trap

>>7398319
Then learn to be expressive, dipshit

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>>7398320
If I try to sound enthusiastic about something then it just sounds sarcastic

I pretend to be a blonde, blue-eyed foreign girl in PSO2 so that horny nip boys protect me.

>>7398321
You gotta speak from your diaphragm more. See. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3LdoGoonX

>>7397989
Go home, Mikey