ITT: Pokemon are real. What pokemon did you turn into? Inf

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>>7396150
A Bob Ross.

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VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>beep beep 5 minutes left

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>>7396150
I don't fuckin' know, does this look like a fuckin' Pokémon to you? Purr-obably ain't one, is it asshole?

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I'm gonna try painting with this wierd hair on my head.
>>7396191
You look sleek.

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>>7396150
I became Zekrom.
Very awkward.
I'm going to set Gladion and Silvally down on the bed before something bad happens.
Bad enough that I almost short circuited the door.
And have to crouch everywhere.

Hey Arceus are you there? Can I get a favor?

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>>7396150
I became my old se-
>Becomes a Dusknoir again
.... oh.

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>>7396150
Apparently I was a Gurrdurr. Talk about getting the short end of the stick, or rather, the rebar.

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>>7396150
>CONFUSED ATTEMPTS AT MORSE CODE
>POOFED INTO GENESECT
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>>7396150
I couldn't phase through things, it was a bit annoying.
>>7396240
...Would you wish to stay human, Gadreel?

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>>7396150
I was back to being the old me, bro. 'Chu would not believe how funny it was to see the crew dealing with this. Well, except for Sniff's bloody nose and Az being all cold.

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Welp
Time for the awkward drive back, naked.

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>>7396263
No.
It brings with it many unpleasant memories.
Such as the feeling of being burned alive.

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Wait a fucking second I left the cars at work

>>7396283
(the car keys)

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>>7396268
.... I'm not sure whether to cry about my luscious locks or be glad I'm not vomiting up bloody remains and bones.

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>>7396281
I understand. I do not wish to bring those memories back, would you like to practice a bit of magic?

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>>7396283
>Drops them on your face.
There's your save for today, bud.

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Yeah this is still not safe enough to go home

Slugma if you there let's climb that big mountain!

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I became a Zangoose. I was petted... I can see why Lune likes it.

...Kinda want to go back to that. But other me already claimed that role.

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>>7396261
Yes I need to tend to some of this equipment. If you have any questions Unit 1 please feel free to come to my lab.

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>>7396350
Are you implying that you got turned into a female Lucario and got plowed?

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>>7396350
(FUCK)

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>>7396350
>>7396373

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>>7396319
I don't even know how did you pick them up without possessing them but thanks buddy.
Driving back naked is moderately better than walking back naked.

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>>7396336
Sure.
How about that one?
>Points to one in the distance

>>7396350
Dude.
Keep the photos of your girlfriend to yourself.

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>>7396361
--- -.- .- -.-- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-
>Google Search: What is warm fuzzy feeling?
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>>7396390
You mean his other you's girlfriend.

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be human funny
warm!!
hi friends

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>>7396408
Humans do not have coolant or ventilation.
Do you think you can describe it in more detail? Was it a feeling you would want to feel again? Or was it painful?

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>>7396390
Whoa... that really big one? Oh yeah for super sure!

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>>7396420
Hello friendly rock.
How are you doing?

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>>7396371
I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I DIDNT HAVE THAT IMAGE ON MY DEX

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>>7396415
...
Oh god. That's disgusting.
Zangoose Emrys shared photos of Lucy with his human version.
That's creepy as hell.

>>7396433
We can do it.
>Leads the Vulpix to the mountain
>Starts to climb it with them.

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So digging is hard as a human. I'm glad that change didn't last long.

How are you guys doing?

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>>7396437
spiiiiiin~?
good! found thingy talks to you
how you inside?

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>>7396444
Or one dex, two users, one shameful post.

>>7396150
Fuschiafag here, got turned into an Eevee.
Oh, Mew, where do I begin?
This was... wow. Is anyone even interested in the trip report? I promise it's not 'lol i waited it out on the sofa'.

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FRIENDS.
Come
Visit
Daycare
Nice

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>>7396462
tel!! i like story
hear lots

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>>7396439
Yes It did, otherwise It wouldn't be posted.
Are you secretly a female?
I won't judge you but since your Emrys it sure gives me odd thoughts about the one were hanging out with.
Or were you just masturbating and you accidently saved it?
>>7396455
Pretty happy and chill.
What are you going to do today?
>>7396463
Oh mew, please not.
How did she sneaked you there?
Were coming to get you out there.
Just try to cover your holes.

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>>7396481
float! i like watching sky
trainers go by so i hiiiiiide
sometimes i spiiiin fort hem!

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>>7396463
YOU ARE CUTE.
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL NICE.

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>>7396447
As well as I can be. How are you Sandslash?

>>7396474
So, Vapey figured out how to deal with her change fast. Really fast. Didn't panic at all, unlike my dumb ass.
So, she picks me up and gets snuggly, and after about ten minutes she gives me The Look.
So, things happened. It was strange, but good.
Also good: pets. Oh, Mew, pets are the best. Not sure I'd want to make that switch permanently, but it was an experience worth having.

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>>7396481
whoops, the Slippery little Snake got a hold of a dex that was left lying around
Just forget You Saw anything, your friend is much happier here

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>>7396311
Certainly. What kind would you like to practice?
>Pew wanders in to watch

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>>7396526
must be fun! human didnt come with rock so i took blanket thingy from humans if happen again
kind of fun!!!
spiiiiiiiiiiin~
maybe ask arceus to be human for whole day

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>>7396517
I'm doing well. I've been digging around trying to make a nice living space for myself, so far it's looking pretty nice. I think I could get used to living here.
It's definitely different than my old home in Orre.

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>>7396509
That's quite nice of you.
Happy floating.
>>7396531
Looks like Smeargle is gonna go smack a bitch, I hope your fetish is pain cause your gonna feel a lot of it.

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>>7396447
I'm ok. With friends!
>>7396444
>walking beside
You hungry? I brought a few berries!

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>>7396536
How about a curse this time? Something a little higher level?
>He looks over at the child.
I don't think he took it very harshly. Perhaps we should teach our child a little magic?

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>>7396430
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>>7396517
Plasma guy.
I got a question, if we were to wreck a daycare, would you be willing to pick up the pokemons and give them a place to go without leaving them at a destroyed sex cult?

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>>7396554
Thank you.
>Slugma politely grabs a few of the berries.
>They burn and blacken as he absorbs them into his mass.
>They chat for a while, before reaching the foot of the mountain
Well, here we are.
Ready?

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>>7396554
Good to hear, chilling with friends is always cool.

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>>7396550
Ah, I'm glad to hear that you're happier in your new home. If you ever need any help Team Plasma is here to help sans Ghetsis.
>>7396584
I've been working to give you a better upgrade to your AI systems, hopefully your next one will be able to capture the feelings you've felt. That was most likely excitement mixed with a bit of fear.
>>7396599
We can do that. Would you like me to dispatch Unit 1 to your position?

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>>7396632
I'm sure the crew can take what they will throw at us.
But do you got something to flush their systems?
Otherwise you'l be looking at a lot of pokemons being horny and kinky as fuck for atleast a week.
And that could go so very wrong in so many ways.

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>>7396632
No, thanks. We're going to try to get our friend out peacefully first. Worst case, we have two or three Pokemon that don't want him getting loose.

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>>7396658
Yes we've scrubbed worse toxins out of pokemon. Goodra pheromones shouldn't be a problem.
My personal opinion is that you rescue your friend and leave. Destroying a day care isn't really good for PR. You might end up killing people you mean to save.
I would suggest getting your friend out and taking the matter of the sex cult to Hoenn high ups.
>>7396673
Understood. Unit 1 will be on standby.

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>>7396632
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>>7396632
Thanks dude, I'll keep that in mind.
If you're ever in Sinnoh around near Sunyshore let me know and we can hang out or something.

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>>7396699
We wouldn't go in and wreck the place, possibly sneak in while getting our buddy out and sabotaging the flow of pheromones.
Some might be voluntary though, so be sure to ask them what they want, after they got scrubbed.
Its still a daycare, are you sure you want to take the heat on that one?
I dunno what the legal standings are of using pheromones constantly at a daycare.
If its illegal we could summon the authorities but otherwise it wouldn't do anything.

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>>7396721
As a human you may have felt fear to your new emotions. Of course I don't have a feed of your emotional output during that hour but possibly some combination of fear, happiness and excitement?
Humans feel fear without true danger.
>>7396727
Not a problem, dude. I'll take you up on that. If you ever need any transit Team Plasma runs a few transport companies, you are free to ask for a ride.
>>7396731
The primary portion of the crime will still be on you. We are just going to take the "displaced pokemon" and either help them back to their caring trainers or help them find some.
As far as I understand the legal standings are completely legal. But overexposure and abuse may be a card you can pull out.

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>>7396797
Hey Colress, I have a message for your little Toys
... ..- -.-. -.- / -- -.-- / -.. .. -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / .-. --- -... --- - .. -.-. / -.. --- ..- -... .-.. . / -. .. --. --. . .-.
>Ghost ghetsis fades away yet again

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>>7396459
...Our dexes must have been switched. Yes, that must be it.
I don't even know if that was... Lucy.

...So back on the topic of turning into a Zangoose. I now understand exactly what Lune is feeling when I scratch her ears. Holy fuck that was heavenly.

Is it bad I want to do it again? Being fluffy was a surprisingly fun experience.

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>>7396797
Alright, were gonna plan this one out some more though.
We might not go through with sabotaging the place, I'l keep you informed on that bit.
Probably gonna set off this rescue tomorrow.
Main objective will be to save our friend.

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>>7396797
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>>7396821
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>>7396821
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>>7396605
Yeah! Its super cool up here! What do you want to do now?

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>>7396821
Do I need to post the pictures of your "bathtub playtime" again?
>>7396859
I would rather you give me any information of any type of abuse that could possibly be happening. It would make it easier for us to send some Plasma workers in to seize their assets and speak with the government.
We're trying to avoid blowing everything up, presently.
>>7396901
Not constant fear but sometimes humans will feel a twinge of fear even at their bravest. It just takes a determined human to surpass that fear.
I'll explain what a dick is to you another time, Unit 1.

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>>7396797
I'll most likely stick around in Sinnoh for a while, but I'll probably end up traveling a bit after I've explored this place.

I'll let you know when I'm happy to go explore other regions.

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>>7396953
Probably insanely kinky sex if our last visit was anything to go off.
Were talking about goodra goo forcefeeding, orgies and a lot of heavy pokemons on top of small ones, last time we rescued a snivy out there, his lower side got flattened.
We got him out safely though, managed to recover him completely but we got very lucky.
All this was done by the pokemons at the daycare though.
I got the feeling that the supervision on the activities is either nonexisting or way to low.
They do seem to run the pheromones 24 hours , all day, every day.

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>>7396961
Understood, happy travels. Plasma is with you, friend.
>>7397024
We'll be sure to take this down but any photographic evidence or witness accounts will be much stronger. If you could take any photos of these things happening that would be fantastic.
Less of bombing them from orbit and more of using the law to help them.

>>7396797
>>7396953
>>7397139
>we need to be safe hahaha im so smart
werent you fucking helping ghetsis hack DNA and nearly kill people just a few years ago?

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>>7397139
I'l be sure to do that.

Hello! I am a Shiionic. I want to be able to do more personal things with my trainer but my spores make them sick how do I fix this?

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>>7397257
Do i need to call the police?

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>>7397159
Look I'm just trying to be a better person now. If you really want me to make more corpses I'll be happy to introduce you to Unit 5.
>>7397201
Thank you, friend.
>>7397257
Well first you should make sure your trainer is fine with whatever you plan to do. Perhaps a gas mask? Arceus tends to be around here, perhaps he could do something for you?

>>7397320
No no no! I haven't killed him...
>>7397338
I think he is? He likes hugs but he gets sick a lot...

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>>7396851
Kind of odd then that there are two dexes with the same trainer info and hardware ID without the system shitting itself.

All these reports of being petted feeling really good makes me feel like I missed out. On the other hand, not being constrained by the material world felt real liberating.

>>7397257
A gas mask or an air filtration system could work. Maybe even a simple paper mask.

>>7397374
>A gas mask or an air filtration system could work. Maybe even a simple paper mask.
I'll talk to him about it!

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>>7396350
>>7396373

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>>7397574
>wonk.png
delete yourself

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>>7397584
01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01010011 01010101 01000111 01000111 01000101 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000101 01001110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001110 01010011 01001001 01000100 01000101 01010010 01000101 01000100 00001010 00001010 00001010 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000101 01001101 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010101 01010000 01001001 01000100 00001010 01001010 01010101 01010011 01010100 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101

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>>7397574
>>7397608
hi!!!!

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>>7397633
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>>7397608
>>7397649
I don't speak asian.

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>>7397670
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>>7397649
im good how are yoooou?
spiiiiiiin~

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>>7397374
Alright fine I saved the pic to my fucking dex, but it wasn't Lucy, I know that much, I just...

Fuck this is embarrassing.

(Stupid fucking phone fuck everything)

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>>7397705
bing bong beng bong

thats all i read.

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>>7397720
01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01000001 01001100 01010011 01001111 00100000 01000111 01001111 01001111 01000100 00001010 00001010 01010100 01001000 01000001 01001110 01001011 01000110 01010101 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010111 01000001 01010011 00100000 01001110 01000101 01001001 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000001 01000011 01010100 01001001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01001111 01010010 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 01010011 01001001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01000011 01011001 01000010 01000101 01010010 01010011 01010000 01000001 01000011 01000101 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01001110 01010011 01000101 01001110 01010011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010111 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000101 01000001 01010010 01001100 01001001 01000101 01010010

>>7397756
>UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR GO
I SAID I DONT SPEAK SALT LARDO
HOW DOES A GHOST EVEN GET FAT
>PLAY HOW_U_DO.FLAC

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>>7397726
Well, at least it can't REALLY be traced back to me, I have plausible deniability.

Note to self: delete all stupid pictures from dex.

Anyways, this isn't as much of a nightmare as these fucking trainers, I had like ten actively abusive fuckwits come in today. You can uh, find them in the cameras.

>posts timestamps for said abusive trainers, at the points where they unanimously exploded with anger upon finding out they could not earn a gym badge because they failed the non-combat challenge.

>six of them were caught on cameras outside the gym beating their pokemon

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>>7397785
nonsense?
what kind?
oh oh trainer i gotta go!

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>>7397805
01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001000 01010101 01001101 01000001 01001110 01001001 01001110 01000111

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>>7397786
Hey I've been thinking about starting the gym challenge at Viridian. You guys don't like toss six pokes out if I only have a few, right?
My pokemon aren't super tough but I just lost my job so I figured I should try something new.

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>>7397829
usually we do 3 on 3.

better bring you A game.

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>>7397829
If you actually care about your pokemon I'm inclined to hold back a bit, though not much, it's probably better if you try some other gyms first.

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>>7397786
so you are the one that took over my gym.

you better be taking good care of it, fuckwad.

>>7397829
>My pokemon aren't super tough but I just lost my job so I figured I should try something new.
...What job?

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>>7397853
Eh, just continuing the tradition of ex-champ taking over for Viridian. I think I've done a better job than you honestly, since my non-combat challenge isn't a fucking bounce pad maze.

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>>7397843
Ah, thank you.
>>7397847
Well I know how to take care of my pokemon, it's just the battle portion I'm not sure about.
I'll see about training my pokemon up before I come in.
Klefki said hello by the way.
>>7397856
I helped at a day care but they laid me off because they're switching to the "Goodra Style" which essentially just means "load them up with pheromones and watch tv." I really wish that wasn't legal in Kanto but I can't really do anything about it.

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>>7397876
Hey that maze was a great idea!
Also i dont think i could run a gym in my uuh current state. but if i come over there and you are just giving away badges ill rip your heart out through your ass.

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>>7397786
They've been added to our watch list.
We'll contact them later.

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>>7397897
I've given out one badge so far, and only one. Out of over two hundred trainers that have poured through this fucking place. And it's all streamed, so if you think your gym is going soft, you can look through the footage yourself.

>insert stream website here

>>7397900
I can't legally thank you, but I think you get the message.

>>7397887
>I can't really do anything about it.
Bullshit, burn the fucking place down

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>>7397919
>reviews some of the battles

your not too bad for being a loser... However I do like what you have done with the place. Those kids need to get a fucking clue.

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>>7397843
you didnt bring your aim game
>>7397853
you look fatter than your pictures showed
being a lizard aint helping you dude

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>>7397945
I'm not burning the place down! I'm going to get some badges so some people actually listen to me.
Arceus Mew, I don't want to go to jail.

>>7397986
>I CARE ABOUT POKEMON HURR DURR
>Wont save any
You're just as bad as that Zangoose.

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>>7397953
Fat? man this is all muscle!!!

I like you already for some reason.... and i dont usually like losers.

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>>7398492
...Is that the right thing to do?

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>>7397953
i have been on a missing streak ever since dialga got salty because i roasted his fat ass to hard so he probably made sure i won't hit anyting for a while... If you don't become champion I am going to give you a wedgie.
Now if you excuse my i have bench my steelix.

>>7398509
PLEASE DONT

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>>7398509
burning things is always fun to do! i might be able to help...

>>7398509
DO it

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>>7398534
>>7398536
>>7398565
I-I'm going to go train my pokemon.

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>>7398509
DO NOT
Terrorism makes you look worse. Ask Plasma, they've got a bad rep and all their members are wanted even though now they're doing the right thing.

...so did we but everyone forgot about that so yayyyy

>>7398577
>...so did we but everyone forgot about that so yayyyy
Not me.

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>>7398572
Just let me know when you want to burn a thing!

>>7398593
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>7398577
A good way to keep these events forgotten is to not mention them, lest the wrong people start remembering.

Speaking of remembering, as goddamn expected, the first wishening "dreams" are now topic on the news. Prophecies of what happened today, the gods must be crazy, the end times are upon use and it's totally going to happen again and permanently, fuck.

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>>7398671
Aye, only time I've mentioned it so far, don't intend to do it again. As for the wishening... what are they gonna do about it?

>>7398667
I was a Bergmite! I remember living in a day care and seeing all the stuff they did on the TV.
And I went to sleep... And everything was dark- I woke up and I was a human. I have a job and everything!!

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>>7398499
you dont like losers
man your self hatred must be bigger than that gut of yours
be careful or itll get its own gravitonal pull
might even match the one of your ego
>>7398524
losing is losing dude

>>7398731
... Can you prove it?

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>>7398760
Not really. I remember that Zangoose stealing the S.S. Anne. There was a nuke! And-and... Hoopa.
I promise I'm not lying.

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>>7398720
Hopefully it blows over instead of ballooning like certain Groudon/Kyogre death cults. Or getting weird ideas about killing gods.

>>7398732
Today, it has been disproved that Fire types can not be burned.

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>>7398732
The only thing i Hate are big talkers with no game. Hope your pokemon don't hate you to.

Have any of You Seen Ghetsis's body by any chance?
I Work at a Morgue and I was supposed to do the autopsy on his body today but it seems to have vanished and no one here knows what happened to it

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>>7398784
Just out of curiosity...do you remember how long all this crazy stuff went on for?

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>>7398849
Uhh about 2 or three weeks? I remember the day care people getting scared that Kalos was going to get bombed.

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>>7397887
I will see what we can do to convince that daycare to return to conventional methods, and perhaps buy the Pokemon from the daycare and rehabilitate them.
>>7398577
Ghetsis ruined our reputation through his actions and I'm not certain it will ever recover.

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>>7398812
again with the describing yourself dude
my pokemon are my best bros
defended them from moms fury
they occasionally bit the bitch
good times all around

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>>7398912
Quit projecting. sounds like you had some family issues haha. glad im not you loser.

>>7398880
Thank you sir. If I can help in any way please ask. Its near Viridian City, sort of in the forest near the Pokemon League.

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>>7398947
dude my mom burned my right nipple off
none of your weak ass burns are ever gonna compare to hers
go back to your boyfriend and sulk
im sure red still likes your amazing personality
since your tub kinda killed the rest

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>>7398947
Might you not be projecting?
You keep insulting everyone and being angry.

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>>7398868
>Uhh about 2 or three weeks?
Well shit.
Me not remembering how I got from Orre to Sinnoh is starting to make a lot more sense now.

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>>7398947
Not to give you the cold shoulder but you seem a little blue, dude.
>>7398983
It was a boat I think. I remember one of my handlers posted in these threads.

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>>7398976
>>7398978
Y'all are losers.
smell ya later I have a bunch of autographs to get signing.


>>7398993
you're pretty cool to.

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>>7399013
But your a pokemon.
Don't they just call you a charizard now instead of blue?
Kinda avoiding the conversation too ya know.
Its not helping your case, if you wanna talk about your parents or if you feel sad and just wanna talk, I always got an ear and a hug waiting for you.

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>>7399013
yeah ill be sure to sign your belly once i become multi regional champ
see ya later charilard

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>>7398784
..
...
....
This post is giving me a migraine.
Anyways, you seem to remember far more than what some other people or pokemon allow.

>>7398823
...oh no.

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>>7398993
That would also explain why I'm in Sunyshore.
Thanks for helping dude, I'm now not so worried about missing memories.

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>>7399013
I am an ice type.
>>7399061
You, um...
You... You like... made movies of the ship- the S.S. Anne.
There was the Zangoose and the weird dog and the pipe murder guy.

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>>7399088
No problem, stay chill.

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>>7398671
My big bro and I are, like, strongly considering helping people remember the first Wishening. Like, for profit. 'Chu think this is a terrible idea or not if that's all we focus on?

>>7398784
'Chu don't say the H-word around me, bro. Just sayin'.

>>7398880
If 'chu need help, I know a guy in Fuschia who might be able to take a few 'Mons in.

>>7399061
I am going to be in soo much shit if I can't find it soon. I can't believe that I lost a body
I am going to get fired and no one will hire me, then I will have to release my Growlithe because I won't be able to afford to keep it around
Its completely fucked, I don't even know how it got lost, someone must have taken it because There is no other possible explanation, but why someone would want a corpse that is basically charcoal I will never know

>>7399143
He got fucking vaporized he cant come back to life
this is a stupid forced plot

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>>7399101
Hooooopa!
>>7399143
Hey no way I saw the N guy turn him into dust!

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>>7399091
That's all true. You're a good kid so I'll give you a tip: don't mention that you remember these things to everyone, it might land you and others in trouble.

>>7399101
Still no moral objections about it, just start doing it now while it's still the most popular topic.

>>7399152
(I honestly forgot about that detail)

>>7399152
(>>7399175
>>7399199
he didn't get vaporised into dust, he got burnt into a a fucking crisp by electricity)
(Plus he ain't coming back to life I am setting up for something else)

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>>7399143
>>7399152
>>7399175
He better fucking not be coming back
This time it's Gladion's turn to kill him, and I'm not sure he'll be nice enough to charcoal him instantly.

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>>7399143
>>7399152
>>7399175
I call dibs on killing him again.

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>>7399199
I'll be careful, thanks!
>>7399241
>Takes glasses

>>7399208
Stop forcing plots.

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>>7399045
Hey you!

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>>7399175
>distressed mouse noises

>>7399143
Check cameras, bro.

>>7399199
On it now. It's time to make some bank.

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>>7399257
Jokes on you I have extra pairs.

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>>7399305
i got a name but whatever
the hell you want dude

>>7399325
>takes glasses

>>7399295
(I only ever use Ghetsis for funny shit, jokes, taking credit for other shit that I had no part in and shitposting at other characters, This isn't some "oh no Ghetsis is going to return as a zombie and take over the world" type shit, its just something insignificant to set up for jokes and funny shit)

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>>7399355
this took my an hour to do because I cant hold a pen. I want to go home im starting to miss my trainer and i want to introduce this slugma guy to him.

>>7399305
>Fuschiafag status: Dad 2: The Daddening

Zorro, you'd better be getting his attention to apologize!

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>>7399380
How long are we going to do this?

>>7399395
>Fuschiafag status: Mo Dad Mo Problems

You did the right thing, Zorro. Come on home, we've been worried.

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>>7399395
aight dude
i release you from any promised ass kicking of mine
go like
lick your trainer or whatever you do

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>>7399380
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: TAKE GLASSES: WEAR THEM YOURSELF

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>>7399478
At least they look decent on you Unit 1.

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>>7399516
>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: STEAL GLASSES AND WEAR THEM TO BE CUTE TOO

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Haha wow check out this corpse I jacked from the city morgue

It still smells like burnt fat and disappointment

Guess I'll leave it here to rot or something

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>>7399529
You crushed them again Unit Five.

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>>7399559
>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: THROW FIT
.. / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..-
>EXIT

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>>7399516
>UNIT ONE: TEMPORARY COOLANT SYSTEM MALFUNCTION
>SOLUTION: FLUSH HOT AIR OUT OF VENTILATION SYSTEM
>CHEST VENTS: ACTIVATED

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>>7399595
>UNIT FIVE RUNS INTO THE DOORWAY AS IT LEAVES

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>>7399595
>>7399618
Pfft. Fantastic work.
>>7399600
Are you feeling alright Unit 1?

>>7399537
(You know that really petty of you attempting to intentionally ruin what other people are planning because you personally don't like it, You know that I am just going to ignore it and continue the jokes I was setting up for)
(now how about you fuck off and stop being a spastic fun hating cunt)

>>7399638
(A: Not that prick B: Helping you.)

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>>7399446
finally man... maybe you can teach battling or something.

>>7399433
I am ok! no one got hurt out here. no i just need to retra-

maybe it was that way... no it had to be this way..

I am on my way!

>>7399638
(God youre such a fucking baby. I hope someone bans your stupid ass. )

>>7399659
>Fuschiafag is approaching dad levels that shouldn't even be possible.

Don't worry, I'll come meet you. Vapey and I will have warm blankets and dinner, and if the sun goes down, look for the red flares and flashlights.

>>7399656
(sorry I assumed that you were shitlord)

>>7399753
(It's cool dude. Hope the plotline goes well)

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>>7396350
...so I just noticed this

Bro, dude, me, what the fuck are you doing. Why do you have that picture in the same place as your fucking face, why THAT PICTURE?!

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I FEEL SICK

>>7396150
None, because that's not how pokemon works.

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>>7399659
I can't wait to meet your trainer.
He sounds like a nice guy.

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>>7399808
You don't feel, like, violent, do you?
Maybe 'chu got a little too much local flavor?

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>>7399776
DUDE, ALREADY EXPLAINED MYSELF.

>>7399814
(welcome to autism and maybe try to think of ways it could happen, like Arceus and Jirachi being involved)

>>7399808
Did you Take that rest break off world I suggested friend?
If not then maybe you should.

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>>7399808
Do you have the urge to beat others up or probe butts?

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>>7399710
uuh ok i know i didnt go to far but im not very good at directions...

>>7399821
oh hey! you will love him! we should stick together i dont want you to get hurt.

>>7399808
want a hug?

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>>7399832
>>7399846
>>7399855
I STILL NEED TO COMPLETE MY SCOUTING MISSION
I DO NOT KNOW WHY THE HIGH COMMAND SAID INDEFINITE
>>7399867
I WOULD RATHER NOT

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>>7399175
>migraine intensifies

>>7399710
If even half the trainers were as caring as you the world would be an indefinitely better place. And Emry wouldn't be on the verge of an aneurysm.

>>7399814
Looks like someone was caught napping.

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>>7399885
Hey dude, this is a weird question but do you know me?
You seem familiar for some reason but I don't remember you at all.

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>>7399921
I AM MISSING A LOT OF NOTES BUT
MY PREDECESSOR HAS MEMORIES OF YOU
AND A SHIP
I THINK HE HAD INSULTED YOU

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>>7399968
It feels weird not remembering any of this. Although I guess at least I sort of recognised you.

Oh well, I'm done being curious about this whole memory gap thing for tonight, I'm going to head off, later dude.

>>7399885
>indefinite mission
Policefag reporting.
'Indefinite remote mission' is what less than ethical agencies do to remove people from the higher-ups' hair.
Or in your case, sensors.

Take a vacation, clear your head, and try to make the most of your post, okay?

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>>7400092
IF I DISCOVER ANYTHING I WILL BE SURE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR MEMORIES
>>7400095
THEY WHAT?
YES I WILL TAKE SOME TIME TO PLAN

THEIR DISTRUCTION

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>>7399635
.. / .- -- / ..-. .. -. . / -....- / .--- ..- ... - / .- / - . -- .--. --- .-. .- .-. -.-- / -- .- .-.. ..-. ..- -. -.-. - .. --- -.

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>>7399659
yeah maybe dude
after i beat this viridian gym
you can come watch me like
beat blueser's sorry ass or something

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>>7399885
why dont you like hugs?

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>>7400156
I looked you over when I was fixing you last night, there shouldn't be anything wrong.
Maybe I should check again.

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Being a human is weird.
Does this man whoever this human was is me somewhere else?

>>7400178
Fuschiafag here.
The non-combat section's giving a lot of people trouble, mostly because those people are violent dicks.
If you treat your Pokemon well you'll breeze through to the battle at the end.

>>7400205
Maybe he's supposed to not get too close to people. It's okay, some people just don't like to be touched.

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>>7400289
oh yeah
gg easy that part then
id have to go commit sudoku if my bros were in anything other than the best fucking condition
dishonorable suicide for being a cuntbag
specially since i trusted klinks with my time machine

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I need to make a trip to Kalos soooooooooooooooooo~
Anyone who wants that championship gotta wait.

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>>7400336
oh hell no
get your ass back here
im finishing this today dude

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>>7400336
Why are you going to Kalos?

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>>7400351
I won't be long.
>>7400352
Well my Aggron can become a mega~

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>>7400363
fuck
whatever
this is what i have a time machine for
petty time skips

what the fuck
gym is closed at the moment
what is this bs
time skipping the fuck out of this shit
see you fuckers in a few hours your time

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>>7400363
yeah mega evolution is sweet. good luck champ.

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>>7400288
Not really, it happened in very few specific cases.

>>7400363
Get the keystone and mega stone imported?

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>>7400252
- . -- .--. --- .-. .- .-. -.-- / --- ...- . .-. .... . .- - .. -. --. / -.. ..- . / - --- / -- --- -- . -. - .- .-. -.-- / .--. .-. --- -.-. . ... ... --- .-. / --- ...- . .-. .-.. --- .- -.. .-.-.- / .. - / .. ... / ..-. .. -. . .-.-.-

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>>7400432
Haha have fun getting that champ belt.
>>7400434
Thanks man! I'll do my best, Dave there looks pretty tough.
>>7400443
In like an hour? Maybe, but I'd rather look cool.

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>>7400289
>Some people don't like being touched
Funny, that doesn't seem to stop people from insisting on touching me.

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>>7400470
Unit 1 are you hiding something from me? You didn't take damage from that tackle, did you?

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>>7400510
what do oyu want a friggin medal?

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>>7400529
-. --- .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- / -. --- - / .... .. -.. . / - .... .. -. --. ... .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- / -. --- - / -... . .-.. .. . ...- . / -- -.-- / .--. .-. --- --. .-. .- -- -- .. -. --. / .... .- ... / - .... . / .- -... .. .-.. .. - -.-- / - --- / .... .. -.. . / - .... .. -. --. ... .-.-.-

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>>7400537
What do YOU want, someone that loves you?

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>>7400510
>Ghost ghetsis appears preforming a lewd pose next to N
Its a shame that Gladion is asleep and cant make out with you tonight.
Maybe I could be your boyfriend tonight.

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>>7400555
........

yes.

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>>7400547
Of course. I had momentarily thought you had preformed some sort of miracle. I will look you over later regardless.
>>7400571
...
Unit 1 please go remove this spectre.

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>>7400537
A tombstone, preferably.
"Here lies N - the man most often fucked over by fate and molested by random people"
>>7400571
Not happening. Maybe May will accept your offer.

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>>7400574
You'll find "the one" someday...
I enjoy being around you.
And I'm sure there are others that feel the same way.

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>>7400574
Too baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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>>7400432
ayy welcome to a few hours into the future mate, had to take a break to eat. You ready for this shit?

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>>7400598
-- .. ... ... .. --- -. / ..- .--. -.. .- - . ---... / ... .--. . -.-. - .-. . / .-. . -- --- ...- .- .-.. .-.-.- / .-.. --- -.-. .- - .. .. --- -. ---... / -. .----. ... / .-. --- --- -- .-.-.- / - .- .-. --. . - ---... / --. .... . - ... .. ... .-.-.- / ... . -.-. --- -. -.. .- .-. -.-- / ..-. --- .-. -- ---... / ... ..- --. --. . ... - . -..

>>7400731
>>7400598
catch me if you can Nigglets
>Fades away

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>>7400758

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>>7400731
>>7400758
Cancel mission Unit 1. Return to idle mode.

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>>7400692
>>7400692
yeah dawg
as ready as ill ever be
whatre we doing here
pokemon care stuff
is the challenge like
giving klinks a buffing
cause he got buffed earlier today
hes buff as fuck now
sparkling like a gold diggers hard earned ring

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>>7400919
>A plush toy of a curling iron flys at you out of nowhere
>Evens: It hits you in the face
>Odds: It hits you in the good nipple and is concealing a travel size curling iron at full heat

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>>7400829
.. -.. .-.. . / -- --- -.. . ---... / .- -.-. - .. ...- .- - . .-.-.- / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. ... .... / -- . / - --- / .-. . - ..- .-. -. / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / -.-. .... . -.-. -.- / ..- .--. ..--..

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>>7400919
>hands brick to dave

Take this. when the time comes you will know.

>walks off into the sunset.

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>>7400919
Well, first is just an inspection of your team to make sure you're not abusing them and you didn't just have them taken care of at a pokecenter -not that having a pokecenter help is always bad thing just... some things you gotta learn to do yourself- and then if your team passes that you can skip the "how to not be a dumbass" section of this.

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>>7400692
>>7401033
>SMASHES THROUGH THE WALL
.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -.. ..- -- .--. ... - . .-.
--. .. ...- . / -- . / .- / -... .- -.. --. .

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>>7400982
>A brick with a note attatched to it appears on the ground
>Evens: Right infront of your foot tripping you like a dumbass
>Odds: Just sitting a few feet ahead of you
>Note says "Orange islands."

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>>7401081

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>>7401060
>watching the gym stream
Not this shit again.

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>>7401060
>Translates using his dex like a fukkin nerd

...No, unless you want to register yourself under this guy pokemon can't earn badges on their own.

...which is something I'm considering trying to fix, though human-pokemon teams are something I encourage when they are mutual partnerships.

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>>7401060
Unit 5 for Arceus's sake.
>>7401122
Can you please try not to destroy my work too much?

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>>7401122
>>7401132
01001001 01000110 00100000 01001110 01010101 01001101 01000010 01000101 01010010 00100000 00110101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01000001 01010010 01010100 01010011 00100000 01000010 01001100 01000001 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010011 01001000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01001011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000110 01001001 01000111 01010101 01010010 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001000 01001111 01010111 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01010000 01000001 01000011 01001001 01000110 01011001 00100000 01001000 01001001 01001101 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000001 01001110 01011001 00100000 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010010 01000001 01001101 01010000 01000001 01000111 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000010 01010101 01000111 01000010 01001111 01010100 00001010 00001010 01001010 01010101 01010011 01010011 01000001 01011001 01001001 01001110

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>>7401168
I would rather avoid having to bypass my own systems.
A-and please discreetly tell me the hole I left open.

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>>7401168
49 27 4d 20 4c 49 53 54 45 4e 49 4e 47

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>>7400979
>Evens Heatran tanks the hit for his bro, ignore the rest of this
>Odds Heatran doesn't notice, see the rest
>Dave bleats like a goat
>Shirt catches on fire
>He rips off shirt and stomps it out on the ground
>Nipple is thankfully still intact, but bruised
>>7400982
yeah thanks man
either gonna use it on that alakazam or dad
>>7401033
so what i just hand em over or -
>>7401060
blaziken, blaze kick.
>Blaziken's speed boost activated

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>>7401122
..-. .. -. .
.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --- -... ... . .-. ...- .

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>>7401234
--- .... / --. --- -..
.--. .- .. -.
>SMASHES THROUGH THE OTHER WALL
>AUTOREPAIR ACTIVATED
>UNIT 5: SHUT DOWN

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>>7401205
>>7401212

01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01010111 01001001 01000110 01001001 00001010 00001010 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 01000110 01001111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01001101 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000101 01001110 01000001 01001110 01001001 01000111 01000001 01001110 01010011

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>>7401274
...welp, there goes my walls.

Anyways, inspection, just send them out and I'll look them over.

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>>7401289
01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001111 01001011 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001111 01001111 01010100 01001100 01000101 01000111 00100000 01000011 01001000 01000001 01010010 01001100 01001001 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000101 01000101 01001110 00100000 01000010 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010111 01000001 01011001

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>>7401277
4c 45 54 20 4d 45 20 47 55 45 53 53 2c 20 54 48 45 59 27 52 45 20 53 54 49 4c 4c 20 4f 4e 20 57 45 50

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>>7400829
... - .- -. -.. -... -.-- / .- -.-. - .. ...- .- - . -.. .-.-.- / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. ... .... / -- . / - --- / .-. . - ..- .-. -. / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / -.-. .... . -.-. -.- ..- .--. ..--..

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>>7401274
Unit 5 please enter standby mode if you haven't been cooked to hell.
>>7401277
Ah, I will keep this in mind. Thank you.
>>7401289
Apologies, I can pay for that.
>>7401310
Yes, yes. I'd appreciate that.

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>>7399821
oh hey... i also got you a thing... i think you are pretty awesome...
>blushes and holds out a nugget of gold

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>>7401289
rip walls
go on guys
you heard the dude
onwards
>the Pokémon walk forwards

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>>7401304
01000100 01001111 01000101 01010011 01001110 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000001 01010100 01010100 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000111 01000101 01010100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00001010 00001010 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01011001 01000101 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01001000 01001001 01001100 01000001 01010010 01001001 01001111 01010101 01010011

>>7401316
01010011 01010101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000100 01001111 01000011 01010100 01001111 01010010 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001111 01001100 01001001 01010100 01010100 01001100 01000101

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>>7401326
...These guys look to be in really good shape!

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>>7401340
thanks dude
you limit battles to three right
or is that just mister no aim

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>>7401339
41 48 41 48 41 48 41 20 46 55 43 4b

>>7401339
...Doctor Doolittle?
Arceus, I have a headache. I am going to work on my robots.

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>>7401373
that's just some gym leaders, you get the full six.

>>7401339
will a porygon-z vibrate and purr if i were to pet one?

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>>7401316
>COMMAND RECIEVED
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: ACCESS TELEPORTER PAD
>DESTINATION: COLRESS LAB
>BOOP

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>>7401407
aight man
first mon up
lets do this, lord kicken chicken xii
>Blaziken steps forth

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>>7401401
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>>7401409
01001101 01000001 01011001 01000010 01000101 00001010 00001010 01010111 01001000 01001111 00100000 01010111 01000001 01001110 01010100 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01001011 01001110 01001111 01010111

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>>7401317
>>7401317
>"Blushes"
>Body temperature spikes
Oh...Wow...
>Takes the nugget
It's beautiful...
Thank you so much.
>Hugs the Vulpix
...
I really enjoy being around you.
You are nice. And fun to be with.