/sug/ - Steven Universe General MAYOR DEWEY Edition Last T

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Gems should be cute

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she aint ever coming back ... is she...

>>7389210
Jasper no

>>7389205
>you will never wrestle an angry peridot into submission
feels badman

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>>7389210
s o o n
pearl just needs to get a cellphone, first. that would make for such a cut episode.

>>7389253
>cut

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canon

>>7389210
She will be brought up in a one-off comment from Pearl about how she talked to "someone" on the phone, and then her existence will be ignored for another 30 episodes.

>>7389267
i punch the blue one

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Gonna post the comic solicts for those that care

STEVEN UNIVERSE #1

Retail Price: $3.99
Writer: Melanie Gillman
Artist: Katy Farina
Main Cover: Missy Pena
Subscription Cover: Rian Sygh

In this kickoff issue, Steven, Lapis, and Peridot rescue a baby songbird on the ground outside the barn and work together to reunite it with its mother.

This issue should be out on the first of February

>>7389288
no crystal gems no buy
especially no buy when its memebarn gems

what if steven universe told you he was addicted to marecock

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>>7389288
STEVEN UNIVERSE #2

Retail Price: $3.99
Writer: Melanie Gillman
Artist: Katy Farina
Main Cover: Missy Pena
Subscription Cover: Rian Sygh
Variant Cover: Jenn St-Onge
When the local business owners in Beach City start to feel the economic pinch during the tourist off-season, Mayor Dewey and Buck come up with a solution: food trucks!

According to the wiki historical friction was the last time deweys had a line of dialogue

>>7389306
tell pearl to leave him alone

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>>7389311
STEVEN UNIVERSE #3

Retail $3.99
Writer: Melanie Gillman
Artist: Katy Farina
Main Cover: Missy Peña
Subscription Cover: Rian Sygh
Incentive Cover: Jenn St-Onge
When Steven and Connie fuse into Stevonnie to sneak into a PG-13 film, they run into Kiki and agree to take her to the prom!

do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?

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How many inches does it take to screw a Rose Quartz?

>>7389288
I might get this but not the other two. I'm not going to pay for townies.

>>7389330
17

>>7389326
stop stealing posts off of tumblr (that they probably stole from somewhere else)

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My vitiligo patch

>>7389346
It's from spy kids II you fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA

>>7389346
it's from spy kids 2 you fucking dilbert

Wasn't it mentioned somewhere that the diamonds can't be poofed? If that's the case, do the diamonds just change their appearance for the fun of it? BD doesn't look how she did in The Answer and YD's outfit has also changed slightly from when she got called a nigger by Peridot.

>>7389363
why post it on sug

>>7389374
is that even a question

>>7389360
Are you a buff woman by any chance?

>>7389390
yes

>>7389360
kys

>>7389401
the joke is he fears us
get it

>>7389411
sigh

youwanttobringstevenalongbutwhatifhispenisgetsintheway

>>7389324
Sounds gay.

>>7389436
>Implying that is a bad thing

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>>7389433
It won't.

>>7389458
Homosexuality IS bad.

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>>7389330
you must be at least her size (12 inches). but don't worry she's always up for a mutual handie

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>>7389210
kinda hope, only to hear what she sounds like, even mr sad pants got more character

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>>7389458
Never said it was.

/sug/ my whole body hurts. I think I have the flu

this sucks ass, I got my vaccine but it didn't do shit. I'm still sick

>>7389394
I wish haha

>>7389465
HOMOSEXUALITY IS GAY

>>7389473
Why is she saying "mommy" to Pearl?

>>7389515
Morning

>>7389515
morning

>>7389473
How old is S implied to be? Probably esrly 20s, right?

>>7389515
Because Freud was right.

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>>7389503
drink lots of water and get rest anon, hope you feel better

>>7389503
Jokes on you, that wasn't an actual flu shot, it was a gay gene shot to turn you into a pansexual 300 pound tranny with vitiligo and tumblrina mindset.

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>>7389538
a good 25, maybe 28?

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>>7389551
>mfw the SJW's are putting xenoestrogens in the water supply again

>>7389498
Kys

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>>7389551
ROOSTWED

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>>7389571
Oh I get it, that's why Steven is so fat.

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Jasper will:
>rub Steven's feet
>fluff his pillows
>cook his hotdogs
>unwrap his cookie cats
>respect his "manhood"
>address his "masculine needs"
>vacate the premises when Steven wants some lappy-time instead
>hide under a piece of furniture when he wants Connie-time
>stand in the corner wearing a dunce cap when he wants pearl-time
>sit in a chair with her hands folded neatly when it's Amy-time

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>>7389577
You're so sweet.

>>7389623
Decent.

>>7389630
STOP SAMEFAGGING RETARD

>pearl me likey the bikey dikey

>>7389577
>phoneposting
kys

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https://twitter.com/katiemitroff/status/824111266037776384

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>>7389623
could be improved a little bit but sounds ok

>>7389695
Not smug enough.

>>7389538
mid to late 20's, same as pearl if she were a human i'd assume

>>7389696
She also must wear long sleeves to cover the bruises and is not allowed to have male friends

So I'm working on a Writing, a POV Lars x Aged-Up Steven.

Anyone interested for when I'm done?

>>7389729
no

>>7389729
Lol

>>7389729
Rebecca Sugar is.

>>7389729
No.

Have any of the crew members actually visited /sug/ for real?

>>7389724
wtf

>>7389761
Why would they? They could just stick their heads out the door and find a larger group of less autistic fans.

>>7389801
>less autistic fans
Debatable.

>>7389789
Jasper belongs in the kitchen, not the battlefield

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>>7389825
She belongs in the bedroom, not the kitchen.

I want Lapis to use my face as a chair.

>>7389503
Don't bother getting flu vaccines unless your doctor instructs you to. They only protect you from one strain of the flu virus, which is constantly mutating. It basically only serves as a money grab.

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>>7389761
ya

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I HOPE BECKY IS DOING OKAY!!!! SHE HAS BEEN VERY QUIET RECENTLY!!! I HOPE IT IS BECAUSE SHE IS BUSY WORKING ON THINGS THAT MAKE HER HAPPY!!!!!!

>>7389837
She can hang her arse in the bedroom door and let her front half tend to kitchen matters, she is that large

>>7389860
I don't remember seeing this Sugar doodle, is this a new one?

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>>7389864
Or she's depressed again

>>7389849
what if she farted on your face

>>7389816
>>7389864
How do I reconcile these posts?

>>7389736
>>7389738
>>7389740
>>7389748
God damn, alright

>>7389879
That's zuke.

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>>7389883
That would make me very sad, I hope Becky is not having a hard time. I want Becky to be happy and to know how loved she is!!!

>>7389865
That's my fetish.

>>7389912
Are you sure? That does look like a Zuke Pearl, but the handwriting looks like Rebecca's. Does Zuke have similar handwriting to Sugar?

>>7389939
I'm cringing at my own shitposts, that's new

>>7389965
That means you have finally ascended into god tier shitposting, congrats

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>>7389961
it was zuke

>>7389961
>Rebecca copied Zuke's handwriting

FUCKING HACK

>>7389961
Zuke and Sugar are the same person idiot.

wanting to drink a milkshake made of rose's cummies is normal r-right?
asking for a friend haha

>>7389989
>>7389860
when did this happen?

>>7390010
like over a year ago, i wanna say during that 5 month hiatus

>>7389989
I wonder if Zuke approves of /ss/.

>STORY
>TIME

Jasper growled as she was hit by the corrupted quartz and thrown back. They were much stronger than she thought they would be. Jasper had no time for thinking as her leg was suddenly snatched up by the quartz’s mouth, dragging her back. Jasper struggled fiercely, trying to grab onto something, but it was no use.

The beast threw it’s head up while releasing Jasper, sending her into the air. Jasper had a brief few seconds of the cold air on her skin before falling back down. Right into the quartz’s mouth. Jasper groaned as the beast’s mouth shut, and she was trapped in a wet, warm darkness.

She tried going straight for the teeth, but the quartz’s tongue curled and made her fall. Slimy saliva coated her entire body and she was unable to get a grip on the tongue as it lifted back and sent her sliding towards the throat.

The quartz gave a mighty swallow and Jasper’s legs were pulled into it’s tight throat. Jasper thrashed about, unable to move until the quartz swallowed again, pulling her up to her chest. Another swallow was all it took to send Jasper all the way down, her white hair the last bit that came down.

Jasper slid down the beast’s tight throat, cursing herself for being so stupid. When she reached the beast’s hot stomach, Jasper started punching the stomach walls right away, but it was no use. She was much weaker. Jasper eventually passed out, her body being submerged in a deep pool of stomach acids. Jasper’s body was slowly digested over the day, her gem cracking and shattering as acids ate away at it.

The quartz beast wriggled happily in the snow, satisfied after the meal it had.

>>7389989
>lewd and good

Did Zuke really do this?

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>>7390005
>not wanting a milkshake made out of Lapis' breastmilk

>>7390038
and hidden. No.

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>>7390005
>tfw no peridot cum

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>>7390005

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>that time pearl drank all the breastmilk rose was saving for baby steven in the freezer and blamed amethyst

>>7390065
literal sewage water

>>7390120
is this a thing or /sug/ invented a new fetish?

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>>7390065
a sweet delicious watery treat that would sate any appetite

>>7390038
I like it,
>Make sure
>To format it for
"4chan."

>>7390273
kys

>>7390120
what if mixed together rose's cum and breastmilk milk made a delicious beverage with healing properties to keep you healthy and hydrated?
>ynw milk her to get your rose milkshake
why do I even bother

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Wow, Ian's concept Percy was a dead ringer for peridot. On top of the hair, those owlish glasses so often featured in humanized peridot art
>no diamond insignia

https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/824133686224453633

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>>7390326
Then sucrose brought the subtlety added the diamonds...so, ultimately an afterthought
>Peyton
Always keeping with the P names
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/824136016877518849

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>>7390326
>REBECCA'S REPLY
Q
T
PIES!!!!

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>>7390300
not until i taste her sweet delicious milk

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>>7390326
>>7390360

>>7390326
Looking at it the face and the skirt/belt looked more similar to Lapis as well.

>>7390326
I know this is just a quick sketch but... this make me feel better about my own art

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>>7390326
The singing stalker lady replied to that post. She needs to take a hint and fuck off.

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>>7390512
If she does it enough times everyday then Sugar is bound to acknowledge her eventually.

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>>7390440
I hope we get to see PIERRE in some capacity
>Peridot approves of percierre/jaspidot
>that fucking trianglular avocado/cheeto puff 'fusion' in the cooking short
HMMMM...

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>>7390542
Its you!

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what must happen in su to force you to stop watching this show because for you it's now a clearly a sjw product?

>>7390542
>She delusionally believes if she spams it enough times everyday then Sugar is bound to fuck her eventually.
fixed that for you

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>>7390570
I'm in too deep to stop watching it now. It's too late.

>>7390570
The only way I'd stop is if they kill off my fav, or if it becomes a painfully boring slog for too long. The latter probably won't happen though if I was able to endure the beginning of S4.

>>7390644
Who's your fav, anon?

>>7390682
Bismuth

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>>7390682
Blue whore, I don't really think any killing off would happen though until maybe the final episode.

>>7390713
Yeah, I don't think anyone will die. The most we might get is a flashback to Pink's shattering. Or Steven poofing.

>>7390362
They're probably having sex right now while on twitter.

How does it feel knowing that you will never get that curly jew pussy?

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>>7390728
Good thing we're getting a Rose killing PD flashback.

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>>7390732
Becky is pure!!! I would never want to do anything like that to Becky or Ian!!! The crewniverse is only for platonic friendship.
Please don't make lewd comments like that about any of them anon! It is quite rude!!

>>7390750
>tfw it will probably be filler
Best scenario will be Steven trying to see PD only for the room to start glitching.

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Will they do a good job?

>>7390774
Sugar isn't THAT big of a blue-baller, I'm hoping the episode doesn't turn out to be mostly stupid shit.

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>>7390794
No, awaiting Steven to see the city flooded and full of debris and robots when he returns.

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>>7390807
>last one out of beach city
>rising tides/crashing skies

>>7390750
youre getting bamboozled anon, episodes with important sounding names are always ruses in SU

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>>7390858
Or because it involves Rose it would have significant meaning, we will never know for sure until it's leaked

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>>7390825
>>7390858
come on guys it's not filler this time i swear

>>7390570
id drop the show if they keep forcing peridot and lapis into the show
or
not give us pearl's backstory this season because they need to stop sprawling it out this long

>>7390903
kek

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>>7390887
I've lost all faith in titles already.

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>The information rammed through Pink’s mind, like a train through a barricade.
>She felt a wave of sadness, confusion and regret wash over her as her vision went blurry.
>Sight and sound, seemed to become less defined and more of a background distraction as the diamond pondered over her life.
>Steven was resting in her hands, his warm human cheek rubbing up against her thumb as Pink held her, with the same care and affection one would hold a precious gem.
>Pink supposed, it was the right way then, considering what Steven was.
>But the thought still lingered. “I’m Half human, half gem, I guess.”
>How could he be so unsure? Pink knew, just from being around him.
>The soft, pinkish skin, the breathing, crying, sleeping eating. He was the product of millennia of gem research.
>A single tear ran down Pink’s ghostly blue eyes as she looked over at Steven.
>The thought of Rose Quartz, Steven’s mother… slaughtering all of the human hybrids on homeworld.
>The look of helplessness and betrayal as she wiped away thousands of innocent lives, like tears in the Rain
>And then, the utter regrette as Rose shattered her, to save “their humanity.”
>Steven was the only hybrid in existence. More than likely Blue had destroyed, the rest of the hybridization research.
>Pink’s tear, became a steady stream, as Steven looked a little sad.
“I’m sorry if I made you sad. Pinky, do you want me to leave you alone?”
>How would Pink tell him, that his mother slaughtered every one of his brothers and sisters?
>Did he already know?

>>7390933
hidden.

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There are Lapisfags..awake..at this very moment

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>YD is voiced by a Broadway actress
I don't know why this surprised me, but it did for some reason

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>>7390944
sup

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>>7390944
What about it.

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>>7390944

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Theres too many, I sleep now

>>7390570
That was already clear.

>>7390825
last one is one of the best eps though

>>7391021
I liked it but it wasnt what I expected.

>"Pearl, Garnet told you not to drink around Ste-man"
"*Burp* S..shut up, you purple flapjack... ugh... Rose didn't turn into a loli... shota, to not be molested... fukin Aremanian"

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Who's ready for Blue to be emotionally ragged about like a ship in a storm, by Pink's return?

Okay /sug/, level with me. Do you really think Pink Diamond will get revived?

>>7391230
Don't be retarded

>>7391230
Honestly yes.

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>>7391230
You literally can't convince Rose isn't Pink Diamond at this point

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>>7391230
Yes.

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>>7391230
Of course not, you'd have to be retarded. The best we'll get is flashbacks and tears.

>>7391125
Pearl would def be an alcoholic if this wasn't a daytime tv show

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>>7391336

>>7391230
I hope the chest is pd related

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>Steven lay in bed, his eyes wide open... Yet empty.
>Age 24, the prime of his life... He spent it in chains.
>It had been ten years since him and Lapis had married, and looking back it had been horrid.
>Her fun personality, disintegrated, into a wretched, wretched manipulative one.
>Everyday Steven woke up, he wished he didn't when he came down to see his wife.
>It suddenly dawned on him as he felt her hand on his gem.
"My god, I don't even think I love you."

>>7391400
jank it out and bite on it

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I'd love for Steven to see this.

>>7389210
>>7389253

Pearl already hit it and quit it

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>tfw just remembered the Bomb is in 5 days
WHO /READYFORDISAPPOINTMENT/ HERE

requesting Steven walking in on peridot and lapis trying to fuse but try to stop with one hand mid fusing.

>>7391827
Steven dies and reforms at the end of the bomb

you're welcome :^)

Why is \succ\ fucking dead, when all of the Europeans go to sleep?

>>7389515
It's fetish play

>>7389695
qt

>>7389885
I'd get even more erect

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Taking wallpaper requests

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>>7392042

>>7392042
something from greg in the zoo

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>>7392042

>>7392042
The cute frame form BD in That would be all

>>7392283
theres no good quality download of that episode yet

>>7392298
:(

anyone got some RARE gems

preferably pearls but any are fine

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>>7392433
is this rare?

>>7392494
yeah that's pretty rare cheers

>>7392283
Which frame? I prefer the low res pictures because my wallpapers are really just high res screenshots

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I went to the shops to get food for Straya Day and saw this and haha I couldn't stop laughing haha

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Salty. Yellow. Bitch.

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>>7392542

>>7389515
I thought it said hurry

How fucking hard is it for the Diamonds to send a single Rose Quartz to fuck with Steven's head? Are they retarded?

>>7392847
Because no Diamond knows about Steven

The only reason homeworld isn't fucking up earth is because
1) they don't know any rebels survived the corruption,
2) they don't know it's even possible to racemix gems and humans (or they probably wouldv'e dissected steven long ago), and
3) they expect the cluster to destroy the planet soon anyway.

They haven't fucked shit up because the CGs are as insignificant as an ant crawling near a human. But if the ant stings or gets the humans attention (and sooner or later homeworld's gonna notice earth still exists and hasn't been torn apart by the cluster) they'll come fuck shit up.

>>7392847
Homeworld and the Diamonds legitimately think the earth is still gonna die anytime soon.
None of the reports or anything that showed there is a fighting life on Earth has told them, "MAYBE WE NEED TO SEND AN ACTUAL THREAD THERE"

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If Dubs, Steven gets to hug Rose.

>>7392955
get, how would that work though

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good morning you fucks

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I remember someone looking for this comic the other day and mistakenly attributing it to scribble/drawendo when it's an old-ass tang comic

just came across it 2 minutes ago by pure chance

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I actually love quiet times in the morning

>>7393256
good morning, Jasper.

Homeworld trio: Marry / Fuck / Kill?

>>7393449
Marry Peridot
Fuck Lapis
Kill Jasper

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>>7393449
Marry Lapis(My wife)
Fuck Peridot(I don't want to kill her)
Kill Jasper(sorry Jasper)

What would be the gems' names if they had human names?

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>>7390944
I am now.

>>7393539
HtD, but also Ruby would be Robert and Garnet would be Harney. Jasper's name can stay the same I guess.

so I've been stretching to think of a way the next couple episodes could possibly be related to Lapis backstory, here's what I got;

>> The New Crystal Gems
BD and/or some minions of hers get to Earth to abduct some humans before Steven and Co get back, so Connie and Lapidot have to tell em to piss off. Lapis probably used to be under the command of BD so BD might go all "Why you workin' with these fools when you used to be the one destroying their planet? Do they even know what you did?" and everyone else (and Steven-possessed pumpkin-dog) is all "Whaaaaat"

>> Storm in the Room
Enter the next ep and Stevens back and wants to know exactly what fucked up shit Lapis did pre-Reb. Wild speculation; the earths geography is all messed up compared to our earth directly because of Lapis's attempted terraformation- perhaps some sort of giant storm she initiated (her powers do seem to extend to storms going by Ocean Gem). Hence why Bismuth thought she was an enemy during the rebellion. Though I haven't been able to bullshit a reason that the answer involves Roses room.

>>7393622
We're not going to get Lapis anything until next season at best. The best we could hope for is her making some vague seemingly one-off comment in TNCG and then maybe a cameo appearance or some hint that Rose personally knew her in SitR. If SitR is really about Rose and the war then Lapis terraforming the Earth would probably have to be covered in some way.

>>7393665
Yeah, probably. But it's nice to dream

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>>7393622
I'd be insanely happy if they address anything about Lapis being a planet-killer in either episode. They had to have mentioned it for a reason. R-right?

I'm 90% sure that the "tower" she built in Ocean Gem is part of the terraforming process. Gather the liquid in one place, ready to be destroyed or beamed up. She was falling back on instinct. It was probably something she'd done many times before.

But they're probably never going to discuss this in-show.

>>7393676
It could be mentioned later this season in a different episode. I certainly didn't think the show would go back to actually doing things and moving plot along after the bomb, we've got about 8 episodes left so anything can happen now.

>>7393672
Don't get me wrong I'd like that too, but I'll remain realistic.

>>7393622
stevens going to want to find out answers about Pink Diamond and Rose, Roses room will probably replicate what happened. It may also be valuable information to bring to Blue Diamond when she comes to earth, as the CG have no way in hell of fighting them.

>>7393751
>It may also be valuable information to bring to Blue Diamond when she comes to earth, as the CG have no way in hell of fighting them.
There's a pretty decent chance she wouldn't come herself and/or wouldn't send massive force just to abduct a few more humans. She still doesn't know the CGs exist after all.

>>7393763
Depends on the scale they want to abduct the humans with. But Blue Diamond actually seeing living Crystal gems wont go well, and she could easily send in homeworld military forces if she wished.

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The first time i posted this, it got drowned in /b/tard spam. so here it is again.

>>7393903
Heh

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>>7393676
>"I was only meant to visit for a short time."
>YFW you realize this was because she was supposed to drain all the world's seas like she did in Mirror/Ocean Gem.

>>7393938
I get the feeling Pink might've talked Lapis out of finishing the terraformation but not into joining the rebellion. Hence why both sides (Bismuth, random Homeworld soldier) mistook her for the enemy. Bismuth probably thought the CGs couldn't trust Lapis or couldn't forgive her for what she already did. A homeworld solider might've seen Lapis with Rose and thus thought she was a CG too ("Show us your base. Where is your leader?")

amethyst boobs-mouth fucking hot

drawanon, you know what to do

please

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>>7393997
>I get the feeling Pink
Rose* fuck me

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>>7393997
>>7394006
I like this idea, but then I can't help but wonder why Lapis didn't also have some reactions when she learned that Steven had Rose's gem and powers. In fact thinking on it Lapis really doesn't seem to care too much about Rose for a gem that was around when she was. It makes sense for Peridot not to care, she wasn't around back then, but I wonder what's up with Lapis.

>>7394025
>but I wonder what's up with Lapis.
This a thought that's never crossed the crew's minds.

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/sug/ is asleep. post non-/sug/

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>>7394306

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>>7394025
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense to me either. It all depends on what precisely was the nature (if any) of Rose & Lapis's relationship, which we have next to zero info on. Now that I think about it, did Pearl find Lapis's mirror before or after Rose "died" ~14 years ago? I know Pearls outfit during that Same Old World scene kinda implies before, but we don't know for sure do we?

Assuming it was before; Pearl probably would've shown Rose the mirror after finding it, knowing Pearl. I don't think it makes sense for Rose not to have known Lapis in this case, as it seems pretty OOC for Rose to leave an unknown cracked gem trapped inside a mirror for the rest of eternity when she has healing powers and all.

We know Pearl doesn't know who Lapis is, so if Rose did know Lapis, she didn't tell Pearl about her. Of course we don't really know Roses motivation for keeping secrets (eg. Lion) from the rest of the CGs so that doesn't really tell us anything. Eh I'm just brainstorming at this point.

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>>7394409
>Jasper and the dog

>>7389326
i love you buscemi

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Perfect.

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Hey /sug/, did Rose use Steven as a means to kill herself and become a martyr?

hurts a lot... knowing ill never kiss her feet

>>7394409
Opal. She's the only non-half human fusion that doesn't have creepy multiple eyes. Plus she's very graceful and tranquil.

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How soft does Steven feel?

>came inside my girlfriend
>right before I came inside her I thought about Rose Quartz
>started to cry a little bit

I can't explain what's going on in my head.

>>7394647
He's nice and pudgy. A good human pillow.

>>7394663
>falling for the hetero meme

fucking retard

>>7394663
>girlfriend

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>7394663

You're gonna become a dad and your gf will die

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>>7394540
Agreed

>>7394716
this reminds me of when tumblr called me a pedo when i said i didn't care if people shipped this.

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>>7394771
If tumblr doesn't like it, then you must be doing something right

>>7394786
the funny thing is that I don't even ship it. all i want is to fill my PC with photos of greg.

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Stevonnie is a slut

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>>7394409
kek, the corrupted jasper fusion. now theyre just rubbing it in

>>7394645
this is the correct opinion

>>7394853
>untagged
garbage
go back and save it properly you fuck

Any chance Zap2it might upload another new title, description and airdate today? They've done so the past two days

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Isn't Steven and Amethyst's daughter so cute?

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>job tells me they want to make an offer
>ghost me for a full month
>finally we talk again and they still don't make an offer
>tell me they'll let me know by the end of the day

I hate this bullshit

>>7395108
what? whose gem is that?

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>>7395204
It's her own. Her name's Morion and she's a Smoky Quartz.

>>7395214
gems don't reproduce like that. Did they take her from the beta kindergarten?

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>>7395234
You'll have to ask the artist.

Maybe Steven's hybrid nature had something to do with it.

>>7395234
>gems don't reproduce like that
I mean, they can if they want to. It's kind of the whole premise of the show.

>>7394645
Has Sugar ever said whether Opal's eyes are because it was an early design or because Pearl and Amethyst actually have good synergy?

>>7394853
>no dick on stevonnie

>>7395245
they do reproduce, but it's intrinsically fatal to the mother. Granted, I think it was stated that Rose could have lived if steven was fully human, but with this smoky amethyst (or steven if we're getting weird) would have to become a part of her

>>7395283
Those pictures don't have Amethyst in them so maybe she did die. And if not, the artist could explain it by "lol Steven is a halfu gem so his lineage can somehow make new gems via sexual reproduction".

>>7395283
I remember someone saying that rose could have survived giving birth to steven if he was just a human but because she wanted him to be a hybrid, it killed her. I can't remember which of the crew said this (Ian?) so I could be completely wrong.

>>7395352
never confirmed, just speculation from some official information on how Steven came to be.

>>7395352
>>7395364
Would love to see Pearls reaction if she somehow found out Rose had this option.

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I am only one who enjoying to watch how this fat piece of autism is suffering from own stupidity?

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>>7395283
>>7395352
I've never seen an actual source for Rose being able to give birth to Steven without loosing her form, and since the only things that even closely resembles the way she works to a Human is inside her Gemstone, I highly doubt she (or any Gem) would be able to give birth without loosing their form and their entire self for the sake of the child.
>>7395338
Oh no, Amethyst is still alive.
>>7395368
Pearl would probably wish she opted for Steven to be Human, but she'd soon realise that she needs to respect Rose's wish for Steven to be both Human and Gem, and she would realise how dead she along with everyone else and Earth would be without Steven.

>>7395368
Even if it was revealed I think Pearl had already accepted what Rose did, knowing her intent was to have a gem/human child who she believed would be able to bridge the gap between them. If Steven was just a normal human then it would have been pointless, she was operating on the same kind of logic that Garnet does where the product should be more than the sum of its halves. Had Steven been 100% human he would have been LESS than his halves and fucked up by knowing he could have had special powers but instead has to sit on the side and watch his mom fight to protect him.

>>7395260
only thing said about fusions was that 'theyre rule of cool', whatever looks coolest goes, there is no lore to the amount of eyes or arms.

>>7395379
its quite entertaining, although in reality that mindset about a fucking election is an actual cancer

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>>7395108
>>7395244
One more drawing of her.

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>>7395485
kill yourself

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Reminder that your waifu is trash.

>>7394025
Either Lapis is hiding that she almost became a CG and used to be close to Rose for whatever reason, or just never knew her at all and simply lumps Rose in with a generic "I hate the CG."

>>7395623
Thanks.

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>>7394409
>it's already S4 and we've only seen 10 (really only 8 or 9) fusions
>Jasper might have too much aids to fuse and Peridot might just never at all
wow thanks sugar

>>7394409
They added the Jasperdog fusion but forgot about the Ruby fusion.

>>7395659
Hear hear!

We're absolutely overdue for a new fusion to happen. I'm guessing the next one either be Steven x Garnet/Pearl or anyone with Peridot.

>>7395079
There was a few days in-between when the two episodes were uploaded. There will probably be at least one more title in a few days before CN hiatuses the show again.

>>7395710
were overdue for so much shit that itll be a god damned miracle if they actually go in depth on half of it.

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>>7395710
I really hope that Pearl and Steven will fuse soon, especially now that we know he can fuse. Pearl would probably feel so happy that she'll finally get to fuse with him, but worried about how their fusion would be like, and she probably couldn't help but try and compare the new fusion to the one she had with Rose.

>>7395710
I'm expecting a StevenxGarnet/Peridot/Lapis to be next. I thought we'd get one near the beginning of S4 but Sugar loves her slow burn.

>>7395738
>yfw the show ends and half the shit that was teased never gets explained
I really wouldn't put it past Sugar, desu. The show will go down as shit in my book if they don't tie up their loose ends.

>>7395776
pearl will be cucked until she's dead last

>>7395802
same, the only thing that would redeem it is some sort of canon continuation like a comic

>>7395635
She simply blames the Crystal gems for starting a war over a planet she didn't care, poofed in a crossfire and trapped in a mirror by fellow homeworlders. Its more indirect hatred. But after the upcoming episodes she probably feels that earth is indeed worth protecting and thus becomes a CG.

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I need your help real quick. Could someone please post the pic where Ruby gets her VERY OWN PEARL. That would be nice

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>>7395807
She deserves better, she deserves Steven.

>>7395845
I still don't think she'll ever outright say she's a CG, but she's pretty much one by proxy of being Team Steven.

>>7395937
>Team Steven
But Steven is also a Crystal Gem. What's the use of having teams within the Crystal Gems when they're all a team? Didn't you watch Secret Team?

>>7395944
So Lapis can say she's not on the same team as the others while still working with them.

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Gemlets. When will they ever learn?

>>7395937
They'll probably have Connie or Peridot say something like "the new crystal gem B team" with Lapis smiling and accepting it after they save beach city.

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>>7396086
I'd like it better if they all were just one team but I guess that's the best I'll get. Maybe Steven will take this B-team out on a mission once a season.

>>7396107
They'll be one team when the real shit goes down, like homeworld invading earth. But I agree, it would of been better if they added mentions the way they do it in One Piece; a larger expanded A team.

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http://creativichee.tumblr.com/miniscenario

>>7396131
I'd have loved One Piece style interactions and adventures with the whole team together, but whatever. As long as they get together for the major threats.

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>>7389162
What does /sug/ think of this pic-related pairing, with all of the things pic related implies?

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>>7396256

>>7396333
trips confirm

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>>7396333
Jasper couldn't handle this.

>>7396332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4

>>7396332
What does it imply?

>>7396383
The more I see this get posted the more I want to suck on her tentacle dick. Fuck you stop making me gay. I used to only like gems with vaginas but now I feel myself slipping.

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>>7396565
It's looks so slippery and soft, I bet it tastes great and feels so good down your throat.

>>7396453
This --> >>7396411
Jasper making sweet, tender love to Steven's butt as he mewls and writes under her, while he urges her on. And begs for more.

>>7396575
And the way she's so embarrassed in presenting it to me unnnnff

>>7396575
>Kos
>Some say Kosm

After five months of unemployment I finally have another job...

now all I fear is pure terror because I could be fired at any moment for even the slightest slip-up or sign of disinterest

What would a threesonw between Jasper, Pearl and Ste-man look like?

>>7396600
Well, at least you're not me. After 6 months of working my ass off and even doing other people's work I got fired because the manager's brother needed a job and he replaced me.

>>7396600
It surely couldn't be that demanding, could it?

>>7396613
shit

>>7396613
Pearl would fuck Steven's tight shota ass with her 18-incher while Jasper watches and strokes her 1-incher.

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>>7396600
>tfw I work a shitty undesirable shift and they have so much trouble getting people for this shift I can do whatever I want and never fear punishment

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>>7396590
She'd probably be blushing so hard as she begged you to relieve her.

>>7396618
Couldn't you sue because of that?

>>7396621
I don't know how demanding it is. my last job wasn't very demanding but I got fired anyway.

Even though I can rationalize that I fucked up last time because I had disagreements with R&D I'm still convinced it could come completely out of the blue because I checked my phone at the wrong moment or didn't go to a bar with my coworkers

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>>7396647
Not really, because I wans't "actually" an employee. That company had a "6 months probation time" before they actually hire me, so the dickhead manager took advantage of that and fired my ass.