ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite pokemon ty

The type that STAYS IN THE FUCKING BAG.

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>>7371558
01010000 01001111 01001001 01010011 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100

Ded

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>>7371212
You are just too cute
>Boops you on the nose with tail

>>7371727
no u

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>>7371529
Well, thing is, the replica pokeballs I make are non-functional. They are solid, like billiard balls, which I machined then painted to look like pokeballs. I figured they'd be good as display pieces, or something to top a trophy or what not. I sold about fifty or so, and I thought I was onto something.

But then I found out that my replicas were being *thrown* at pokemon. These replicas are solid and can cause serious injury - especially to an unsuspecting pokemon who thinks it's just another pokeball. I never sold these as real pokeballs, and I made it clear that these were non-functional

I never meant for any of this to happen.

>>7371767
You fucking idiot. First get yourself a good lawyer, call up Jackson Offices in Unova and ask for Peter Andrews. He's fucking amazing.
Next you write up a fucking warning that these are not meant to be thrown at pokemon and plaster it everywhere so if they ARE you can't be blamed.
I was thinking you meant you had figured out how to make working ones, memorabilia and toys are fine.

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>>7371735
>IS BOOPED
I-I
I AM ?
>RUN PORYGONSCANTBLUSHBUTIDONTCARE.EXE
I-I THINK THAT IS MORE ACCURATE FOR YOU ACTUALLY EHEHEH

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>>7371558
STEEL

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>>7371558
Grass

Also I should be in hoenn in 15-30 minutes or so, maybe less

I can't wait to see my sweet little turtle

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>>7371248
Jay says hi too in his own way, that being a lot of buzzing and humming.

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>>7371801
I'm sorry, I'll do what you say immediately, and I'll try to make things right in regards to any injured pokemon.

I didn't think that anyone would throw them, after what I had told them before selling.

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>>7371877
Peter will help you out. Now I need to ask you a few things. When you sold them did you verbally tell them that they were dangerous to throw?

Was there any sticker on the ball or packaging with a warning that they aren't meant to be thrown? These are going to be very important.
Oh, has anyone come back to you with a complaint, that too.

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>>7371820
Oh my your reactions are just adorable

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a little kid just made a face like i murdered his growlithe when i used my aegislash as a brutal tree murdering tool
on that day he witnessed a murder
and hes bout to witness another when i finish sifting through this damn trash

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>>7371929
Oh thank god I'm not the only one who did that.

Good luck with the trash cans mate, Lt. Surge is a fucking dick to challengers.

Celadon is worse though.

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>>7371910
Not directly, no. I'd state to the customer that these were decorative non-functional replicas, and could not be used as an actual pokeball.

There was no packaging. I sold these from a stand. There *were* stickers, but all they said was "For decorative use only. Do not ingest."

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>>7371925
OH C-COME ON I CANT BE THAT CUTE

R-RIGHT
>FLUSTERED PORYGON SOUNDS

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>>7371997
Gotcha, yeah you've got yourself a bit of a serious case here but the small business thing is in your favor.
Last question before I send this over to Peter, is this your first venture into business? I'm talking for personal profit, selling cookies door to door to raise money for your school doesn't count.

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>>7371997
>Do not ingest
Are humans really that stupid they need a warning on a pokeball?

>>7372047
yes

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>>7372047
Humans are pretty damn stupid. That's why the smart ones become lawyers rather than trainers. My Espeon and Reuniculus help me with "discovery."

>>7372041
>>7372066
Lawyerbro, what made you become a lawyer?

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>>7372061
>>7372066
I don't even

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>>7372091
Well I wanted to become one my whole life. I cheated on the entrance exams by having my Espeon tell me the answers and I bullshitted my way through ever since.
It's a damn comfy job. Well except when I have to read some fucked up murder record. "Oh yeah John was turned into fucking origami and apparently Clyde did it." Like, no that's not physically possible I'm not fucking taking this case.
>>7372099
Yeah. Be careful around kids, I saw a five year old stick his hand into a Magcargo because he thought it was hot sauce. The mom first tried to sue the trainer, then she hired a hitman to kill the trainer.
That kid has a new family now.
The funniest part was when the hitman broke in he ended up falling into the Magcargo and his gun cooked off and killed him.

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>>7372227
>The funniest part was when the hitman broke in he ended up falling into the Magcargo and his gun cooked off and killed him.

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>>7372041
Yeah it is. You know those storage lot sales? I placed a bid on a shipping container and won - and then found out it was full of boxes of solid white plastic balls. I didn't know what to do with 'em, but then I remembered the machining tools that I inherited from my uncle, and realized that I could carve them. Since society is kinda fixated on pokemon training and such, it seemed natural for me to carve and paint them as pokeballs. And I cut corners either, I was careful with what paints and laquers I used.

>>7372047
Yeah. And now I know I should added a dozen more warnings, because one are more people are beaning some poor pokemon with my replicas.

Someone's gonna send Team Plasma after me, I'm doomed.

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>>7371970
five minutes of searching through the trash like a desperate hobo
kicked out onto the street for alcoholism
accompanied only by street rats as he wonders how his life ended up in the shitter
im gonna have to get this suit cleaned cause of this shit
>Krookodile earthquake
krooks fucked up his entire team
good krookodile
best friend
badge is get
off to beat that stoner bitch

>>7372227
>The funniest part was when the hitman broke in he ended up falling into the Magcargo and his gun cooked off and killed him.
Arceus that's fucking brutal

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>>7371558
i like water types to be surprisingly.

>>7372275
I *didn't* cut corners - I'm so stressed right now, I can't even type right...

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>>7372227
Someone tried to claim my origami work?
I'm gonna have a talk with this kiddo.
>>7372279
Hey sport!
That's not as brutal as it gets!
One of my kids turned some people inside out
Ever tried walking on bone marrow?

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>>7372261
>>7372279
Yeah, watch your pokemon around kids- well people in general. Especially if your pokemon is considered "dangerous" like Magcargo, Garchomp, etc. That can get them put down.
>>7372275
Alright I'm gonna forward this stuff to Peter. Give him a call if anyone decides to press charges.
Now in the future you're going to want to put them in packaging. Print some cardboard with a flashy title and get some warnings on the back. Something like "Trophy Balls" or something.
If no one presses charges or anything then you're fine to sell them just rebrand and add some extra protection for yourself. And please for the love of god talk to someone who can help you with all the proper labeling. You might have a really good business on your hands.
>>7372320
Holy hell is that really you?

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>>7372275
Ghetsis is dead and I have no interest in hounding you down for something that wasn't your fault.
Just put more warnings on it next time.

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>>7372047
i dont think humans are dumb! they are stubborn though.

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>>7372352
It takes quite the stubborn person to eat a pokeball

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>>7372277
bring a gas mask or hold your breath through the fucking haze mate. Fucking vileplume dust.

I'll be waiting in Viridian, just got the job and I'm setting things up. Finding trainers that aren't fucking stupid is a chore.

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>>7372349
I may be dead but You will never be Rid of me you Failure.
I will return once I find a Way out of This Arceus forsaken distortion world.
> fades back into the distortion world

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>>7372371
Hey I've been thinking of taking the gym challenge. How tough is it for a level 50 Espeon and Reuniculus?

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>>7372359
huh... now you mention it is a difference between stubborn and stupid?

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>>7372412
It's impossible.

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>>7372423
How are those sexual harassment lawsuits treating you?

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>>7372412
two psychic types at level 50? kanto wouldn't be impossible, but it'd take some work, I made champ with 60-70ish Aegislash and Umbreon, Cali and Lune respectively, though now that I'm a leader it may be a bit tougher, since I'm actually going to be using a mix, and actually bringing out dark types and steel types to mess up these kids who think their bug pokemon can do anything.

Seriously, why do little kids focus so much on the bugs? ESPECIALLY in Viridian forest? I get that those are like, the only type that exist there but when Pewter City has such a focus on the rock types it seems foolish.

More interviews, bleah. This is going to be a chore, and then setting up my non-combat challenge...

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>>7372371
yeah i might just like
fucking steal one of roses scarves
scratch the shit out of my face
but its better than getting stoned
dave hyacinthus gropius aint a fucking druggy

wait hell
i have a Halloween costume that would work perfect for this shit
check the news when i head back to celadon
>>7372423
hey bitch
im flying back over to pewter to kick your ass now
better be ready
>>7372405
go back to your rape-ghost shitbag

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>>7372348
OK, I'll use what money I made from the sales to get the remaining ones I made into some boxes. My cousin is is good at graphics, I'll have have him design something flashy *and* show what these balls were meant for, with basic warning on most sides and the entire back side two lists: one for what it can be used for and a large "DO NOT" list in red. I may also branch out to other things with the remaining plain stock.

Thank you for helping me. I will makes this right.

>>7372349
I promise I will get this fixed. I'm really sorry about all this.

I really should have made a list of who I sold the replicas to.

>>7372359
Humans will eat anything if you put the right sauce or side-dishes with it.

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>>7372348
Yeah kid, it's me.
The universe's best rad dad.

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>>7372434
..... not well

>>7372526
the cocky ones are the most fun to stomp.

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>>7372496
I'll think on it, thank you. I've sort of been avoiding catching more pokemon because the ones I have are a handful already.
Do you have any suggestions for anything I should catch to help strengthen my team?
>>7372530
You'll be fine. Just work on the things I told you and everything will be fine. If they take you to court don't lie. They keep a psychic type behind the walls.
You aren't supposed to know that but- I'd rather you know. You seem like a good person.
>>7372554
Hey rad dad, why'd you make it possible for humans to be such absolute garbage?
>>7372573
Yeah I've read through some of those. You've hit on every member of the Joy family somehow.
That's some real dedication to your work.

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>>7372573
Hey Brock, I was thinking of Giving the Orange Islands a Tour and my Friend Said to ask you since you had been to them before.

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>>7372601
>>7372611

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>>7372622
Are they that bad? guess I will give them a skip them.
Shame I really wanted to Visit Professor Ivy while I was there

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>>7372601
Thanks, I'll get to it right away.

>>7372554
Wait, are you...?

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>>7372033
Oh dear you are and the sounds you're making aren't helping you out at all.

>>7372601
Do they really put pokemon down?

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>>7372655

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>>7372573
yeah okay man
stomped your two gym lackeys like nothing else
lets go dude
show me your pokes

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>>7372680
No problem, keep safe.
>>7372690
Kinda depends where you live. The laws here in Unova are pretty tough so they'll put pokemon down. If I'm on a case I usually try to avoid let that be the ruling, but I've had death cases a lot.
Shit's horrible when you see some trainer who just had an accident sobbing their eyes out.
>>7372713
Blondie gonna wrek you, Brock.

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>>7372601
Honestly I couldn't say, it's up to personal preference and keeping your known opponents in mind, just having one type is dumb though, never understood why gyms do it.

>>7372690
They do, it's cruel and stupid but they do. Working to change that, and every trainer that comes here to practice their skills is going to learn at least a bit about treating their pokemon with respect. It's uh, actually the main point of my non-combat challenge. And why these interviews are so hard, nearly every god damn trainer that's come in so far is a jarhead who thinks pokemon are merely tools or weapons. It's pissing me off how many lectures I've been giving and how many blank stares of stupidity I get in return.

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>>7372730
Welp. I'll keep that in mind. You seem like you're trying to do the right thing so I'll wish you luck on that.
Remember it's the society we live in that makes people this way, they aren't inherently evil.
Except maybe people from Orre. I had to work a case where a guy from Orre broke into his girlfriend's house and killed her and her Delphox and ate them.

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>>7372730
>never understood why gyms do it.
League regulations.

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>>7372713
>rips off shirt

Let's go shitlord.

>vgc rules
>pick 3 pokemon from your team
>they are level 50
>post rolls still apply

GO GOLEM
>4 hits to ko

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>>7372781
Then why is it I don't have any type restrictions and neither did Blue before me?

>>7372778
>I had to work a case where a guy from Orre broke into his girlfriend's house and killed her and her Delphox and ate them.
What the absolute fuck. What's the most fucked up case you've worked?

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>>7372687
U-UHM T-THANK YOU
>THE PORYGON IS GOING EVEN MORE RED THAN USUAL
A-ANYWAYS UM DO YOU W-WANNA GO DO SOMETHING ?
L-L-LIKE WATCH A MOVIE OR
.
..
...
SOMETHING ELSE?

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>>7372405
Taunt me all you wish, it doesn't matter.
You're still in the Distortion World and I'm still under these six layers of blankets.
If you get out we'll just kill you again.

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>>7372778
>I had to work a case where a guy from Orre broke into his girlfriend's house and killed her and her Delphox and ate them.

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>>7372798
Blue was that real weird case where he had to hastily cover up for Giovanni fucking up to who knows where, he didn't even have the time to recruit trainers and just went with his champion team.

As for you, they probably stopped expecting anything normal out of that gym.

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>>7372847

>>7372847
(just a reaction image no intent of violence)

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>>7372798
Every region technically has different league rules.
>>7372803
I use my Espeon to help me de-stress a lot but I worked this case where a trainer had a pokemon sex dungeon in his basement. Apparently this guy had fed one of his pokemon SO MUCH SEMEN the thing's body shut down and it died.
He buried it out in the forest and caught like 6 more pokemon- The whole diet of semen and death thing continued until a Lucario punched him and broke Every Fucking Bone in his body.
It was
pretty bad. He's in jail for life for a ton of different crimes. They linked him to a bombing in Unova too.

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>>7372778
>a guy from Orre broke into his girlfriend's house and killed her and her Delphox and ate them

This raises a lot of weird questions that I probably shouldn't ask.

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>>7372836
You kill me again and I will only come back stronger.
And you will never guess who I just made a Deal with, When I Return I will not be alone and the whole world will regret our return
>fades back into the distortion world again

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>>7372778
>>7372921
>mfw
The latter case seems a bit too familiar for some reason, but it might be just the bombing part. Seen too many bombings as of lately.

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>>7372921
what is semen?

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>>7372921
That is messed up.
But he got what was coming to him, at least.
...
Have you had any cases involving a Muk?
Being one myself, I am curious about that.

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>>7372827
Ooo i haven't seen a movie in ages but I don't have anybody to watch my son and last time I left him alone he ended up slapping enough asses it encouraged everybody to gang slap that poor Zangoose, he's such a trouble maker.

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>>7372782
(Assuming we aren't talking about the S/M vgc here)
aight man
lets do this djdiscofist
>He sends out a shiny meta gross
>it mega evolves
>Megagross uses Meteor Mash!
>If 0 attack goes up by one stage

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>>7372994
>hit
>3 hits left

GOLEM USE EARTHQUAKE

>super effective vs metalgross = 2 hits

>>7372994
...Djdiscofist. You named your metagross Djdiscofist.

Why

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>>7372940
You can shoot. I remember that case like the back of my hand.
Lemme guess, you're wondering what it tasted like? The guy said it tastes like Grumpig tail mixed with Blaziken meat. Sort of a rich sweet taste I guess.
>>7372955
Arceus, yeah there have been a lot of bombings lately.
>>7372963
Uhh, ask your trainer.
>>7372976
The Muks we have around here are pretty docile. Mostly anything that gets taken to court is something stupidly petty like "That youngin's Muk got on mah petunias I want him to have the death penalty."
A lot of people seem to be nicer to Muk especially here in Unova. If you have any problems with stench/toxins you should talk to a sewage specialist. I hear there are a lot of methods to clean Muk. But I'm not a Muk so I wouldn't know if it hurts or anything, be careful, alright?

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>>7373040
he is not here right now though. is it poison?

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>>7372963
This might be awkward. I'm prolly gonna have to answer questions like this to my fawning.

>>7373040
OK, time to ask the big question then. Was the man's name Karl, and was the girlfriend's name Sylvia?

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>>7372990
W-WELL HE COULD WATCH IT WITH US
MAYBE ?

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>>7373072
why is it awkward?

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>>7372848
Thank Arceus for that. If I had to stick to a single type it'd suck.

>>7372921
Yeah and I guess Kanto's are the most lax, what with the trash can digging and the drug den...

Wat. No seriously wat. No, I refuse to believe that one is real.

>>7372963
ask your trainer, or your friend.

Setting up cameras everywhere in this place both for security reasons and so whoever loses can review the footage and see where they went wrong. Think I'm gonna set up a stream of it. My non-combat challenge isn't supposed to be difficult or surprise trainers so that's not a problem. Teaching everyone that pokemon should be respected and cared for like the close friends they are will be nice.

>>7373066
>>7373089
It's not poison, it's uh...
You're the vulpix that got taken in by Fuschiafag right? Ask Vapey.

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>>7373035
(Meteor Mash is super effective against Golem, shouldn't Golem be at 2 hits as well?)
>Earthquake missed
>Metagross used Meteor Mash
>Same rules for attack up
>>7373038
for the ironies obviously
i just call him metagross most of the time

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>>7373066
It's used in breeding. I'd rather not be the one to break it to you. Wait for your trainer, alright?
>>7373072
Yep. Did you know them?
>>7373107
Kanto is the most lax with laws too. And that was definitely real. Look up "Isaac Numax Kent" you can read the whole story online.

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>>7373125
(yes im retarded lol golem has 2 hits left)

>miss

GOLEM EARTHQUAKE AGAIN

>>7373125
That's not irony.

That's just a shit name.

Y'all need a dictionary, stringbean.

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>>7373040
Really? I might go to Unova then.
People here in Hoenn attack me on sight.
They don't like how I smell...It's pretty bad.
As for my toxicity, I kill plants instantly.
For people, I have a stockpile of antidotes and pecha berries I carry around, so as to not kill anybody.
If I don't cure them, they will die within minutes. It's sort of scary, how lethal my body is...

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>>7373172
i think its interesting! i wish i could hug you without dieing....

>>7373107
uuuh vapey is sleeping...

>>7373130
breeding?

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>>7373125
>>7372994
>Metagross
After that Klinklang, I can officially say you have toppest tier tastes.

>>7373107
If you need a hand with setting up the stream I can help. Your other you can vouch for my experience in the topic.

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>>7373199
Well... Technically, you can hug me.
I just have to cure you with a berry afterwards.
Do you want a hug?

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>>7373172
Yeah I can imagine that's a real crapcase. I can pull some strings to get you on a flight to Unova if you want?
Let's see it's like 10PM there right now... Let me make a few calls and I can see about getting you on a plane, alright? Then you should head to the sewage treatment plant in Unova, they'll help you out.
>>7373199
Uhhh, sorry that's weird my Reuniculus is specifically blocking your posts, weird.

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>>7373152
>Hit
>Megagross 2 hits left
>Megagross used Meteor Mash!
>>7373160
hell yeah its a shit name
thats what makes it funny
get outta here with that pedestrian tier irony bro

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>>7373130
Yeah, I knew 'em, they were friends I'd known separately when I was growing up, back when the mining operations were starting to slow down. My family had to leave Orre in a rush a couple years later, when things got bad.

It's...it's hard to believe that Karl would do that. I mean, I still think of them how I remember them....

Sometimes I think Orre really *is* cursed.

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>>7373130
...I want to throw up, like, so hard right now.

Trying to set things up for my non-combat challenge now. Some of the younger kids are peeking through the windows and whispering to each other, kinda funny that they don't seem to understand this stuff is for pokemon care.

>>7373209
Certainly. Any help would be appreciated.

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>>7373249
>miss

HAHA you are going to have to better than that!

GOLEM FINISH THIS! EARTHQUAKE !

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>>7373244
That sounds great.
Thank you.
I'm near Slateport right now, if you need a location.

>>7373249
Oh you're going for high level irony, gotcha.
Carry on.

>>7373249
>>7373152
(Yo dudes, we actually started using the Smogon Calculator for battles to judge damage and shit )
(Switch it up after your current Pokemon faint if you want)

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>>7373222
uuh yeah! i love hugs!

>>7373244
i hate when you humans dont tell me stuff....

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>>7373258
I think Orre is just a shithole honestly. There's a lot of good people from there but there's a fucking lot of horrible people.
The Unovan government wants to open investigations on Team Rocket members A-FUCKING-GAIN so I'm parsing through these documents while shitposting. It's been like 10 years fucking drop it.
>>7373289
Sorry man. Get that stuff set up I hope it works out for you.
>>7373301
Slateport, huh?
... ... ...
Okay yeah I talked with a few people at the docks and I can get you on a transport boat to Unova. It'll be about three hours but you won't have to be cooped up in a toxic waste barrel.
How's that sound?

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>>7373309
(ok sounds good i was just being lazy and using the posts lol)

>>7373309
(Might as well stop using rolls for hits too then and just let every fight just be OHKO all the time)

(Smogon a shit)

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>>7373347
Alright.
Close your mouth quick.
>Hugs the Vulpix
>They are covered in sludge, and badly poisoned
...
Sorry.
>Hands them a few pecha berries

>>7373366
Amazing.
I'll go down to the docks right now.
Again, thank you so much for this.

>>7373258
If you ask me it's residual radiation from ICBMs left rusting for over a century.

>>7373289
Trying to figure out what happens at Viridian gym is practically a meme over there. As for the stream, you will need to find a server closer to you, half because it's after all your stream and half because my own servers are spread between Unova and minor southern regions. The site and configuration is no problem to me.

>>7373309
(the pastebin needs an update as well)

>>7373385
(are you for real)

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>>7373473
(oops)

>>7373468
Have a nice travel, and hope you get some sort of Internet on that ship because it will be a real long trip.

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>>7373468
>covered in stuff

haha! that is fun!

I feel sick....

>>7373473
(it's in the pastebin)
(no one seems to have really read through that thing I swear)

>>7373499
(ah hell, I've had been had)

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>>7373295
right back at you spergelord
>Metagross Meteor Smash
>>7373309
(Alright, can do)

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>>7373468
No problem it should be pulling in now. I hope your trip is smooth!
Talk to the people at the Castelia waste treatment plant when the boat pulls in. They should be able to help you out.

>>7373473
(Yes it's really overcomplicated for a goddamn pokey rp thread on trash. I really just don't see the point of it. What we have now works and works well.)

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>>7373366
I know. Born and raised there, but Dad was right to get us out of there as fast as possible.
...if you need TR freight manifests - *real* ones, I can probably help you with that.

>>7373347
We aren't telling you stuff because the answer requires explaining a lot of other things, which if done incorrectly can be confusing or worse. It's not like a game of "keep-away", it's just some concepts are awkward and uncomfortable to explain.

>>7373532
(I got tired of seeing first stage Pokémon tanking things that OHKO legendaries, that's why. )
(And it's to help us figure out if someone dies permanently from a hit)
(Battles don't happen that often, that's why we try to do them right so that we don't end up with more people KO'ing legendaries through sheer tanking on Pokémon with 50 defense)

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>>7373526
>golem ko'd

(since metagross has 2 hits left does 50% hp sound fair?)

Go tyranitar. just end this.

>earthquakin all day

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>>7373490
You want to immediately eat that berry, and wash yourself off.
You'll be fine if you do.
Anyway, did you enjoy it?

>>7373487
>>7373530
Thanks.
Yeah...I see the boat.
My phone should have internet connection, so I'll keep you guys updated.
>Gets on boat

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>>7373559
That's good I hope you're happier.
Fuck no, I know plenty of Ex-Rocket and they're all fine people. I really just want these fucking cases dropped.
They're seriously giving me files on people from Johto?
>>7373590
Happy trip! Tell me if any of them give you any lip because I'll make sure their boss gives them hell and back once the ship docks.

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>>7373590
Sometimes I wonder how is that many pokemon have a phone with a data plan. The I remember the last three weeks and I stop trying to make sense out of our universe.

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>>7373581
(I'll put him at 20% hp, because Golem EQ does quite a bit)
lets go man
youre slipping up
>Metagross Meteor Mash

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*huuf*
>labored breathing

>>7373559
that doesnt excuse lieing to me i think.

>>7373590
i dont feel too hungry right now...
>nibbles at the pecha berry

>>7373624
(252+ Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Meteor Mash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tyranitar: 420-494 (123.1 - 144.8%) )
(I'll start remembering to put it in the post itself, my bad)

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Got stuff set up, trainers on rotating shifts that will battle challengers that come in here and don't know how to tell what food is bad to give to pokemon, or know how to care for pokemon fur or scales or metal plates...

There's a lot that goes into keeping a pokemon clean and healthy that I'm noticing a lot of trainers just ignore. They patch up wounds with potions and going to the pokecenter and that's it.

I think I might be winning the award for weirdest gym though.

Cameras are set up, using my gym budget to buy a server bank and set it up in the house that's above the actual gym. That comes in tomorrow. Until then they're offline.

Viridian Gym is open for buisness!

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>>7373624
>dammit hit
>25% hp

grrrr hit him with all you got!

>Crunch

>>7373676
(252 Atk Metagross Meteor Mash vs. 0 HP / 252 Def Tyranitar: 224-266 (65.6 - 78%) -- guaranteed 2HKO)

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Hmm, it's taking longer to find my boyfriend than it should great..... I'm in hoenn I just need to find him now, hopefully that'll be soon

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>>7373610
I know they're fine. Besides the only shipping manifests are only for the ones I drove.
Johto? Hey, am I listed in there?

>>7373626
Withholding information is *not* lying. Telling you to wait and talk with a trainer or someone you know, is not lying.

I'm half- tempted to tell you, and I *know* that's not a good idea.

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>>7373676
shit
come on back
>Metagross is returned
lets go, lord kicken' chicken xii
>he sends out a blaziken
>Blaziken used Low Kick!
(252+ Atk Blaziken Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tyranitar: 744-880 (218.1 - 258%) -- guaranteed OHKO)
>>7373691
(I calc'd for a Adamant Metagross on accident, whoops.
Ignore my damage post from earlier)

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>>7373647
Hey nice work. I hope your stuff goes well, give us updates.
>>7373729
Am I looking for a specific name? I've got a toooon of names here. Michael, William, Parker, Faust, Holly, Isaac. You get the gist. I've barely made a dent in these.

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>>7373759
HOLLY?! Holly's on that list? What for??
This is Buddy, what do they want with Holly? She's been dead for a decade, and I'll be damned if I let anyone post-humously mess with her!

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>>7373730
..... Lord Kicken' Chicken XII?
I am almost afraid to ask of your other Pokémon's names....

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>>7373730
>ko'd

Damn ok then.

GO STEELIX

>Steelix mega evolves
>earthquake this chicken

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>>7373647
Now really waiting for what is going to be the most interesting gym in Kanto.

>>7373699
I don't know if I really should tell you, but go to Slateport.
That said, I really want to know one thing and only one thing: how did you not forget.

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>>7373626
...
Um...That berry will cure your poisoning.
You need to eat the whole thing for it to have an effect, though. Otherwise, you may die.
...
Sorry.

>>7373613
I use free Wi-Fi, mostly. My cave was close enough to Slateport that I could use the city's wi-fi.
Luckily, this ship has it as well, turns out.

>>7373610
I will. Thanks.
They seem pretty nice so far...
And the room I'm in is pretty comfy, at least to me.
Most of them are wearing gas masks, and I don't mind. I mean, I do smell pretty bad. I'm not going to force them to sit through it this entire trip.

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>>7373814
djdiscofist is the metagross
krooks is the krookodile
klinks is the klinklang
duke birdingshire is the talonflame
and sir meltington iv esquire is the heatran
>>7373841
the fuck man
thought you were a rock gym leader
>Low Kick
252+ Atk Blaziken Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 252 HP / 56+ Def Steelix-Mega: 170-204 (48 - 57.6%) -- 91.4% chance to 2HKO

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>>7373807
Lot of trafficking accusations on here. She's dead? It doesn't say she's dead on here so they must not know.
I'll be sure to update this, they must not of known that she's been dead for a decade.
I found your file, it says you're in Johto? Tafficking, possible counts of murder, theft?
>>7373851
That's good. Make sure you don't mess with any of the barrels, they're transporting gasoline. You might turn into an Alola Muk.
But seriously you seem really sweet, I wouldn't mind you living at my home if you wanted.

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>>7373901
well it was an onix at one point....

nice miss though ha!

>earthquake!

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>>7373841
YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING SOME TROUBLE BROCKY BOY
DON'T WORRY I HAVE COME TO MOTIVATE YOU BY GIVING YOU THE PERFECT PHYSICAL SPECIMEN TO UPLIFT YOUR MORAL
>FLEX

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>>7373919
if i cant hit neither can you
>blaziken low kick
(252+ Atk Blaziken Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 252 HP / 56+ Def Steelix-Mega: 170-204 (48 - 57.6%) -- 91.4% chance to 2HKO )

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>>7373729
ive seen faces being melted off my friends faces. how bad could it be?

>>7373851
>sickly looking

yes it was awesome! you give the best hugs! you are kind of warm and i like that.

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>>7373952
>steelix at 50% hp

I couldnt hit Dialga's fat ass if i tried!

>EARTHHHHHHQUUUAAAAKKKEEEEE

>>7373921
thanks flexbro!

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>>7374041
BACK TALKING ME IS EXACTLY WHY I GAVE YOU THE INACCURACY HEX
OR WOULD HAVE WERE YOU NOT ALREADY DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB OF THAT YOURSELF
AS I SAID, OPEN EYES MAKE FOR GOOD VISION

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>>7374041
apparently you cant dude
>Blaziken Low Kick, same numbers

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>>7373918
How can they not know she's dead? It's bad enough that the official line was that she lost control while driving. That's a pile of tauros crap, Holly was a damn good driver. Our truck was*hit*, knocked over the railing. Not that it matters, she's gone. Tell them to look in the Mahogany Times, ten years ago. The headline was about the Magikarp festival. Her obit's there.

Trafficking? We were truck drivers for Team Rocket, so that may count. Theft? Yeah, I probably did some of that too, check the dates and what it was, and I'll let you know. Now what's this about murder...?

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>>7374078
.......

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>>7374067
HEY DIALGA
YOU SUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha.....
>fading back into the distortion world

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>>7374001
>faces melted off faces
....good point I guess I *could* try to explain it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

(Say, what's the rules for NSFW images- for educational purposes? There's just one to post.)

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>>7374090
gg man
ill just take that badge
and leave you to deal with caterpie joe out there

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>>7373918
I'll stay away from the barrels.
Thank you.
I might stop by your place when I get there. Just to say hello in person, and stuff...
Maybe spend the night.
You get the idea.

>>7374001
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I like making people happy.
>Pets the Vulpix

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>>7374082
Thank you I'll be sure to tell them.

Bunch of stuff for thefts 8 years ago. Silph company? That doesn't make any sense Giovanni pulled the Silph thing ten years ago.
You're "under suspicion" of five murders in Alola. Any of that sound familiar? If any of this sounds like bullshit I'll be happy to ignore these.

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>>7374146
YES, ON THE ONE OCCASSION I DID SUCK IT WAS MORE SATISFACTORY FOR THEM THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD DO, SAGGY.

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>>7374163
>salty brock throws badge taped to a brick
>evens hits in dick odds hits the caterpie faggot

>>7374150
(it's /trash/, as long it isn't in excess nobody will complain (it was fun to mess with Dialga and Palkia though))

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>>7374183
While you're here please tell Gigi to patch up the Distortion World, the leaks are getting too common and dangerous.

>>7374186
Here comes the Salt Badge.

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>>7374186
oh shit bla-
>Roll for Blaziken to catch brick, evens success odds rip the side of his face

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>>7374164
That's totally fine. I'll have someone give you directions to my place.
You're welcome to stay as long as you want. Are you going to head to the waste treatment place beforehand or after?

>>7374150
(Don't be pornposter and flood the thread with the stuff, occasionally using lewd images is perfectly fine.)

>>7374240
(... Why did I say face side? That should have been dick, proves how well I read the brick throwing post)

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>>7374240
>runs away

>evens it looks stylish
>odds i fall flat on my face and crawl away

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>>7374164
t-thanks i like you to
...i cant feel my legs
>falls over

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>>7374166
Thefts? Those weren't thefts! I have the manifests from that company. Those were purchased items.
Unless....unless, the the manifests were false, but that would mean there'd be others *in* Silph Corp, and I would thought they'd purge the company of anyone even remotely related to Team Rocket after what happened with the whole master ball thing.

Murders in Alola? Well, I'm not the murderin' type and I can't remember anything remotely related to Alola except....a meowth-shaped balloon....fuck, my head hurts....

>>7374194
>>7374252
(Thanks for the info, this will just be a singular post for educating/traumatizing a vulpix)

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>>7374244
Probably Waste treatment first.
I'd like to see if they have a solution for my toxicity. Or, at least some way to reduce it, before I stop by.
I'll grab plenty of antidotes, just in case.

>>7374344
You ate the berry, right?
...
You okay?

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>>7374354
Hell it's not my business what goes on, look I'm going to ignore this file and move on, alright?
I hope your head stops hurting, Buddy. Maybe you should grab some sleep? Also to the police you live in Hoenn now.
>>7374443
Alright! I'll be home in about an hour. Always wanted Muk hugs so I'm excited for this.

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>RUN FAKE_SWEAT.EXE

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>>7374443

>>7374531
Someone get this fox an antidote!

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>>7374515
57 48 41 54 20 54 48 45 20 48 45 4c 4c 20 44 49 44 20 59 4f 55 20 44 4f 0d 0a 48 4f 57 20 54 48 45 20 46 55 43 4b 0d 0a 4e 4f 54 20 45 56 45 4e 20 53 41 4d 45 20 45 47 47 20 47 52 4f 55 50

>>7374531
WE GOT AN EMERGENCY

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>>7374443
Check and see if he's eaten the berry or if it is near him, you may have to feed it to him.

>>7374531
Stay with us, little one! Open your eyes, Come on, You were given a berry and if you haven't already you need to eat it. I can't tell you what semen is if you don't get up!

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>>7374472
Boat is pulling in now.
Going to the waste treatment plant.
Hopefully, they have a solution.

>>7374531
...
>Pokes
...
Oh no...
>Soaks the fox in antidotes
>Gently shakes it
Oh god.
Please don't die.
Don't die because of me.
I've lost too many friends like this.

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>>7374572
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>>7374531
Oh god oh god. Arceus can you hear me? Please dont let the fox die.
>>7374609
I'm hoping so too. Good luck, Muk.

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>>7374620
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>>7374637
I mean
I saved that Dave dude's brothers earlier kiddo
So sure
Everybody gets one
..... When they actually hit me up and ask nicely
>Vulpix just has bad gas and a mild stomach ache instead

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>>7374550
>>7374572
>>7374588
>>7374637


>>7374609
>antidote appears to be working
>shallow breathing

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>>7374664
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>>7374675
*farts*

uuugggh

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>>7374707
48 41 20 48 41 20 59 4f 55 20 47 4f 54 20 46 52 49 45 4e 44 5a 4f 4e 45 44

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>>7374675
>>7374696
>>7374708
Well. That crisis is averted. Thanks Arceus.

>>7370555
Work happened,coloring the image now

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>>7374708
>something forms out of the fart air
Whatup niggas

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>>7374730
01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100

>>7374708
...
You okay?
...
>Is afraid to touch the fox again

>>7374637
Going in there now.
They seem really friendly and eager.
-Muk

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>>7374675
Thank you kindly for your help....

>>7374609
...and seriously Muk, don't be hard on yourself. You're a good 'mon and that was some fast-thinking with the antidotes.

>>7374708
And now all I gotta do is wait.

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>>7374765
uuuugghgh
>rubs head
GAAAH WHAT

>>7374785
yeah i think im fine. see? you cant kill me!
i just feel really..... bad

>smiles

>>7374791
you where saying?

>farts

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>>7374785
I think he's fine now.
They should be able to help you out. A pretty significant portion of the Muks here are purified. A lot of legislature has been passed to help the enviornment and pokemon in the last few weeks and I'm proud of these people.

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>>7374841
>Shoots through window

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>>7374765
.... That's disgusting, even for you.
I'm going to go back sleep and pretend I never saw that.
>returns to spooning the sleeping Gladion

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>>7374765
A form fitting for your dickless self.

>>7374774
57 48 41 54

>>7374866
Oh boy here we go again

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>>7374866
>The bullet passes through his chest.
Oh fuck i think its time to go home

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>>7374910
01101110 01101111

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>>7374866
what was that loud bang?

>>7374912
Wait...
Are you a psychic projection?
>On the internet no one knows you're an Espeon

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>>7374976
ggun
>>7374982
oh god theres so much blood
whyyyyyy

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>>7375020
gun?!

>farts

>>7375020
...
Are you okay?
I'm waiting for my appointment right now.
-Muk

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>>7375020
S̡̬̤̳͔ͅh͔͝ḥ̮h͕̩̰̜̯̘ͅ ̯͖̬̞̼̕i͙͞t͇͙̳s̬ ̞̺̪̕fi̶̼͍̮n̩͕ę
̞͉J̭̀u̘̙̘͖̻͔̺͜s͓̳͖͍t̮̤̪̖̦̳͘ ̰̻͜c̮̹̳̀o̩̞̦̰͟m͝e͙̺̤̰ j͍͡ͅo̴̗͇͈̥̺i̭̟̜̖͔n̰̣̯̼̝ ̝͚͇͖̟̕M̼͕a̵͇̙̹y̺̦̩̤̜̬̤ ̢i̙̕n̗͇̖̥̱̗ ̹̳̗̗̬̖͞t̰̤͝h̻͓̟͚͠e͓̼͈̬͚͎ ̗̻̪D̵̘̬̗̜ͅi͉̖s̵͙̟t͔̪̜̭̠̞ǫ̲̟̤r̬̖͕͇̰͘t̵̬̬̣̼̩i̛͚̯͚̤̺ò͎̘͔̠̳̟͖ṉ͎ w̱o̖̼̣̖r̨̘̣̟̼͍l͙̘̼̖̜̪d̻̹̬͉̜̼

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>>7375020
>bang

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>>7374836
OK, you wanted to know what semen is, and since you've seen faces melted off of faces and had a near death experience, I'll cave in and explain it with the help of this image

>points to an image of two girafarig

Here we have a photo of two girafarig, one male and one female. The male is the one with the long dangly thing called a penis, and a sack called a scrotum. That scrotum has two balls called testicles. Testicles produce semen, a pearly, whitish fluid.

Now, this next part deals primarily with breeding between males and females. If you look at the female, you'll notice that she has a puffy set of folds below her butthole. That's called a vagina. Now during breeding, the male moves beehind the female, and rears up and partially lands on the female's back, and holds in place with his forelegs. At the same time he maneuvers his penis and pushes it into her vagina. He'll push and pull his penis in and partially out a few times until his body reacts and the semen that is in his testicles is sprayed into the female. Inside the semen are small microscopc cells called sperm that move to, and surround an equally tiny egg. One sperm will join with the egg and-

>>7375020
Wait, what's happened??

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>>7375073
>hiding

>farts

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>>7375020
Lol it's fine if you're only pretending to be human I'm actually a Zangoose who forgot to post a picture last post.
(Avatar problems fuck me)

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>>7371558
It's a toss up between Dark and Ghost ty-

>>7375020
>>7375073

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>>7375020
>>7375073
what the actual fuck

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>>7375099
.......................

WHAT

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>>7375035
help
>>7375063
I'll be fine.
>>7375072
No, no, Arceus no.
>>7375073
>>7375099
>>7375123
>>7375161
Why me?
>>7375112
I'm a human

i just wanted to help people

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>>7375186
...fuck the long distance call fares
>Castelia police? A man just got shot in his own studio he needs an ambulance ASAP

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>>7375186
Arceus guide my bullet
>BANG

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>>7375186
Begone, law demon.

>PURIFICATION

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>>7375186
Dammit! Apply compression to the wound! where's your location? I'll call emergency services!

>>7375217
Nice shooting Sarge

>>7375209
Thank you.
>>7375217
>>7375232
Fucking quit it. Who's banging on my fucking door?
>>7375242
I am. Castelia city Ark and Sons law firm

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>>7375181
You were the one who wanted to know what semen was. Are you starting to understand why we were reluctant to tell you?

>>7375281
Calling now!

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>>7375281
This'll be yer last case.
>BANG

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>>7375281
C̡͉̭̟̜̣̣̼̣̖̬̪̬̳̤͕̦̺͟͢͜͜o̴̢̢̜͔̱̳̮͈̜̰̩̫̣̖̘̝̜̘̕͜ͅm̧̧̨͈͕̖̣̭̝̩̰͚̝̳̲͔e̸̗̞̮̟̮̩̲̺̟̻̬̩͈̜̖̱̙̱̕ͅ ̻̜̖̣̠͘t̡͕͚̠̻͇̟̖̭͚̦̜͇͈͢͠o̶̴̴͈̤̬̤͖̙̹̣̣͔͚͈̝̘̳̻ ̣̞̰̫̻͓̩̺͍̣͍̥͍̥͉͜͜ḿ̴̶̡͉͉͉̱̮͇̭̺̳́e̶̢̼͈̞̟͎͈͙̬̟̝͖͘

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>>7375281
I said, BEGONE.

>PURIFYING BAT SMASH

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>>7375299
thank you
>>7375327
>>7375330
>>7375343
Why me?
>He grabs a highly illegal piece of evidence
>Loads the clip in
>Pow!

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>>7375299
.........................
I think im just going to go home now.

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>>7375383
Yo̭͔͉̖̲͈͟ư̼ ͚͇͓c͏̼̱ͅa̦̘͜n ̫̘̺͓̪̺̱̕n̺͉͔̠̯̤͝ò̝̱̣ţ̪̲̗̯̬ ͔͓͖͟k͖̺̠̲̹̜͇i͍̜̝̯͇ll̼̲̫̟̗ͅ ̣̣̯͙͢w͏̙̞͚̮͚̺̲h̷̺̭̭̣̭̞a̦̩̲̱͎͎͍t̪̹̭ ͇d͔̘̮̻̼̺̝o̶e̶̜͈̫̱s͜ ̜͚͎͚̱͔̗͠n̞̣̺o͙͢t̡͇͔̲͈̳̠ͅ ̩͔̟͚̘̬l͙i͚̫̪v̭̮̝e̮͘
͔̙͚͢Ṋ̲̩̫͞o̩̖͇w̷ ́c̵͖͇o̧̤̞̝̦m̴̘̪̖̗̯͖e͉ ̷̞̱͙̠͎͔to̲̮̳ ̡̜͔me̵͓͕̦

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>>7375099
>testicles produce semen
At least get it right

>FUCKING SHOOTOUT IN CASTELIA RIGHT NOW
HOLY SHIT
SOMEONE CALL THORPE

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>>7375383
>SWING at the bullet to knock it back

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>>7375409
I won't.
>>7375434
>Lawyerguy auto parries the bullet into his shoulder
Why won't you leave?
>He fires again.
>Bang!

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>>7375406
Since the Giraffe messed up its explanation of what semen is semen is produced in a male's prostate upon becoming sexually mature, when one male mates with another male or female and has an orgasm semen is expelled through the penis and contains dna, sperm, which can be used to make an egg if he had mated with a female

>>7375498
>pets

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>>7375478
..Knock that OFF.

>Attempts to knock your head OFF

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>>7375511

>>7375523
why are you so lewd
>pets

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>>7375327
(OOC: Grandpa, why?)

>>7375383
"-well they damn well better get there! There are pizza delivery guys faster-!"

>>7375406
Yeah, I recommend you do that.

>>7375416
I'm not a girafarig, that's just an icon. And thanks for explaining it better.

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>>7375512
>BA-
>Lawyerdude is dead.

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>>7375532
Because you know we both love it

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>>7375498
>>7375544
good night

>>7375560
I am not doing anything lewd with you Sylvy.
>Pets in a good christian way.

>Crossovers not allowed
>Some fucktard brings the guy from OFF in and kills someone's character
why

>>7375429
Shit I was just there bro

Good thing I got my aegislash

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>>7375581
You know you wanna

>>7375588
Don't ask me I thought that didn't fly either.
>>7375609
No, I love the lord Arceus.
>Pets purely

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>>7375622
mmmmm

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>>7375609
You want a hug?

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>>7375588
>>7375622
What are you talking about?
My name is Joe.

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>>7375588
(Because images weren't loading and I can't post from my 3ds. I can revive him and banish the off guy if you guys want )

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>>7375641
After watching what happened to the vulpix i'll pass

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>>7375577
Goodnight! Oh, and don't forget the main reason why you asked what semen was in the first place!

hey guys remember to eat your berries and moo moo milk!

>>7375650
Fuck off.
>>7375651
Yeah seriously I thought the law guy was fine. Whatever no one seems to give a shit. I'm done with these threads.

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>>7375665
You fuck OFF, buddy.

>>7375665
(we all knew it wasn't going to stick, calm down)

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>>7375722
Okay.

>>7375706
>>7375736
Sorry I just don't want to post here when someone like you is shitting the thread up. Bye.

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>>7375622
>>7375630
What no more pets?

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>>7375745
Seems to me that you are the one shitting it up, buddy.

Goodbye.

>>7375746
...do you have a dick?

>>7375757
(fuck off)

>>7375757
(SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF DUDE)

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You know....maybe I *am* a horrible person...

>>7375776
>>7375786
(The hell did I do? Not my fault he wanted to get shitty with me for no reason.)

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>>7375757
>Deletes from all universes
Bye bye fuck off and don't reform from your atoms again!

>>7375803
If you could stop the random guns from nowhere attacks that would be nice.

>>7375803
(Wow okay. Blow me you fucking prick.)

>>7375760
I thought these pets were pure?

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Where am I...
Everything hurts...
Body...Feels weak...and Small...
Ugh...

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>>7375814
Nah those are funny but if they get too frequent I'll replace them with water guns

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>>7375839
Is there a sudden plague of dying here?
I wouldn't be surprised, it's like the cosmos just gave up on continuing to exist.