/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Hamburger Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>Animated Short Coming Based Off "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Patching Things Up
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but they soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other
Making the Grade
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
Vantastic Voyage
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Cheater by the Dozen
>Lincoln and Clyde think Lori is being cheated on, so they start an investigation
Lock 'N Loud
>The Loud kids take home security to the next level after getting in trouble for always leaving the front door open
The Whole Picture
>Lincoln accidentally erases all of his old childhood photos, so he and Clyde try to recreate them before Lincoln loses his memories.
>>7365086
She's a treasure
A happy Leni is a cute Leni
How many times do you think she'll show up this season? She only had three episodes back in season 1, so many she'll get about the same amount of screentime in season 2?
Monday morning
>>7365131
I'm not sure how legitimate the info was but someone said that her voice actress Is often busy so maybe that is why we haven't gotten too many Ronnie Anne episodes
Would pure Luna ask you what your boy liquid is when she plays with your member through your revealing shorts?
>>7365131
Ronnie Anne is a cute little bean!
I don't know how much we can expect of her but I'm sure we'll begin to see more and more of her over time. There is that one screenshot floating around of her and Lincoln fighting in a classroom. Gotta be patient, her moment will surely come.
>>7365275
No, she is pure indeed and would never fall to degeneracy.
Er, perhaps later in her life, given how she changed in her teen years.
A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
>>7365275
Pure Luna is so pure that she had never seen a boy other than her brother and father before that fateful night. Damn you McSwagger for corrupting that innocent little girl.
Good morning. How you guys sleep?
>>7365275
I wonder how long till people forget that.
Luan is best sister.
Fight me, cunt.
>What if Lucy told you to shut your mouth, because you said she goes about things the wrong way, but she is human and she needs to be loved, just like everybody else does?
>>7365344
Morning. Didn't sleep at all, too busy playing that Noih Demo.
>>7365344
Terribly
You guys playin' any vidya?
>>7365348
Luan is only for beta nu-males that frequent Reddit. I'd maul you, son
>>7365438
But she is "le cool board culture poster", anon. She even has Loss on her wall.
>>7365431
Been playing The Loud House MMO and having a good time. Just started playing as the Leni class, it's much easier than I thought.
>>7365431
Danganronpa 1 and 2. Some of the executions are pretty messed up.
>>7365457
>Boy, this game sure is easy when everyone goes out of their way to protect my precious smile.
Fucking casual.
>>7365457
Is it fun?
>>7365296
kys
>>7365431
Just replaying some Fallout New Vegas
It's miles better than FO4 I can tell you that. Only thing that FO4 did better is gunplay.
>>7365165
Getting hit by a bus can't have helped
>>7365348
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Her own family locked her in a cage so they didn't have to deal with her
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
>Male Luan had the worst design and voice
>She is a confirmed slut
>In her second episode, she got overshadowed by Maggie, a literal one-off character
>Did her best to ruin the Christmas Special
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>7365474
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>7365495
It's very fun as long as you don't play Lisa
>>7365457
Mammarymancy is fucking broken
>>7365552
>How messed up are we talking here?
Welll....see for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4O7-XcEQQM
>>7365557
No kidding
>He doesn't use the nude mod when playing the loud house online
>>7365513
"No".
>>7365663
Please
>>7365530
Psychotic Luan is my joint.
>>7365626
Is it compatible with the HD texture mod?
>>7365711
What kind of toaster are you playing on?
>>7365532
I'm not really having fun with it anymore. I know /tlhg/ isn't my personal blog or anything, but the only reason I still play is my friend who plays a Lincoln. I just want him to feel about me how I feel about him, but he doesn't get it. I know it was dumb, but I hooked up with one of those Rocky players to make him jealous, but he just wished us the best, and I feel trapped. I'm probably going to an hero tonight.
>inb4 buying cosmetics
>>7365755
That's rough buddy. A friend of mine had a similar issue with a Lincoln player but he was running Ronnie Anne at the time
>>7365689
Ultrahand r u gonna take request today? :o
New Art :P
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>7365856
Growing boys need lots of calcium.
>>7365856
That's a titanic amount of titty. Far too much for Lincoln to handle, he's just a wee lad!
>>7365851
Oh dear
Um
I'm not ultra.
Sorry for confusion.
>>7365936
aw hes probably busy at work or working on the pastebin fanfic
>>7365936
You could just say "no" like someone without autism.
>>7365958
You forget where we are m8
>>7365977
When did I end up on tumblr?
>>7365982
Tumblr's full of SJWs and anti-man feminist. /trash/ is full of garbage, autism, and furries.
>>7366016
I don't know which is worse.
I wonder how many posts would disappear if I filtered "autism'. You faggots wear that shit right the fuck out
>>7366089
Why don't you find out?
>>7366099
>Lisa gets raped episode.
Brutal Savino
>>7366103
Don't tell me what to do, bitch
>>7366129
It was merely a suggestion, nothing more.
>>7366129
Whoa. Cool your autism jets.
>>7366142
keep your suggestions and shove them up your gaping asshole
don't ever reply to me ever again
Whoa-ho-ho
I finally got myself to draw something Loud House related. It's one of the only things I've drawn where I've gotten over my shyness of drawing girls.
Thanks guys for these laughs.
You really made my morning.
I think the main reason I watch this show and hang out here is because of the occasional fanart I find cute. I still enjoy the show to a degree, but sign me up for the fan art.
>>7366170
>That challenge where you could only score if you stole points from other players
END MY LIFE
>>7366170
I can't believe I'm going to use "like" and "Ronnie Anne" in the same sentence, but I really like the Ronnie Anne in the second-to-last panel. Keep it up, anon.
>>7366179
Yeah, same. These threads help me get past the mediocre episodes a lot easier.
What does it mean?
>>7366204
Ultra, is that you?
>>7366194
You got it, anon. I'm still practicing my drawing skills. I'm gonna try and do a line-art of it soon.
>>7366170
I'm still having flashbacks with the bullshit occurrences in the game, both in singleplayer and multiplayer.
>>7366214
I guess I'll try to get back into drawing too, but having a job really fucks me up in that regard.
>>7366250
Oh man. Great art.
>"Well isn't this quite the pressing engagement?"
>"Luan, please stop."
>"I had a feeling you might rise to the occasion!"
>"Oh my god, stop, everyone's looking!"
>"I'm just trying to give you a hug, not give you a hard time!"
>"Luan!"
>"... I've got a real CRUSH on you!"
>Lincoln just gives up trying to break free while his sisters tease and whistle at him.
"""Good""" morning!
>>7366332
It's noon, anon.
Also why the quote marks
>>7366363
Where you at man, Nova Scotia?
It's 9:15 where I am
>>7366363
Haha look at this fucking Euro nigger
>>7366391
Eastern time is shit.
>>7366371
>>7366389
I'm in Whiteland actually.
>>7366400
this.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LINC IS A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
>>7366263
Thanks, anon. Let's not circle jerk though.
>>7366391
Fuck your time zone. It's 9:27 and you need to deal with it.
>>7366426
Guys, he escaped containment again
>>7366466
Contain the board. We can't allow any more idiots to this board.
Hot Sexy Leni Kisses Luan Art, Pls.
>>7366512
Please don't drag my stuff into this.
>>7366363
It's not noon at all. I posted that at 16:08. That's how I sleep these days, and I woke up because my neighbor was making noise with a drill or something.
Please, Don't Be a Jerk Who Hates Request..
>>7366521
>>7366462
Lincoln is literally the most whitest character on television
>>7366492
We must delet the booru. It's the only way to stop the scourge
>>7366551
I blame Misha
>no new episodes this week
>>7366588
What happened with that?
I wasn't here for a week and apparently the news about new episodes this week were false?
More sisters in bunny suits?
>>7366653
Edgy.
Also
>Completely unnecessary Lynncoln.
Everytime.
I love brown qt.
>>7366666
Nigga
>>7365457
>Play Leni class
>Not a single person dares hurt me because Leni is a precious cinnamon roll
>>7366666
check'd
Brown qt needs more art.
>>7366666
/sug/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>7366666
what if i showed brown cutie the pp
>>7366653
Nice
Necessary Lynncoln
>>7366666
How is that for pedos btfo?
>>7366666
Would anyone be interested in a brown QT anal fic?
>>7366666
she is a top tier qt
>>7366703
yes
>>7366666
The original qt
>>7366703
Yes.
>>7366653
Lynncolnfag here, and I feel that it was needless as fuck.
>>7366728
It's not needed but not needless either, it's a gag
>>7366653
>Bleached
H-Her hair right?...
did anyone else find it weird that the powerpuff girls called their dad Professor Utonium, "Professor"?
>>7366746
No
He's not technically their dad, he just created them with science
He's still their "dad"but not their dad
>>7366684
This.
>>7366737
No, it was a stupid Lynncoln fag pandering moment that was completely and utterly unnecessary.
>>7366755
see but like, isn't that how all dads create their kids? with science? come on man, work with me
>>7366737
It feels really forced
>>7366746
Blossom Buttercup and Bubbles all sound the same to me in nu-ppg. They used to have unique voices.
>>7366790
personally, I like "Innocent girl has sex with boy" trope, but I wouldn't mind some slutty classmates.
>>7366790
How is anal innocent in any way?
>>7366780
yeah nu-ppg is garbage, i enjoyed the manboy episode but any episode after, i couldn't watch, lack of interest, maybe just upset at the "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL POWAH!" messages i think there was some piece of dialogue that really stuck out to me that had me practically screaming to the TV "But that's the point of the PPG they're little girls who can kick ass and prove people wrong! they can be cute and kick someone's teeth in!"
>>7366773
>1 line
>1 page
>1 panel
>forced
If one thing's forced here its the Lynncoln hate
>>7366827
How did I say anal was innocent?
I said Brown QT is that "innocent girl" trope that turns out to want to be done in her butt.
>>7366666
in honor of the get, someone needs to colour this
>>7366827
Saving her pussy for marriage is the most innocent and purest thing a woman could do
>>7366653
>mfw people get triggered by Lynncoln
>>7366868
>It's a 'Lynncoln fag is delusional about why people hate Lynncoln' episode.
You're part of the problem.
>>7366859
That's how Mormon girls think.
They'll let you fuck them in the ass if you buy them booze but not the pussy or mouth.
I actually have a question that might be too on topic.
Which girl has the best voice?
>>7366880
Not him but if someone's only comment about that comic is the single line that's just supposed to be a gag and how they didn't like it, yeah, that's what triggered is
>>7366737
If it does nothing to set the mood or move the story forward, it's needless.
>>7366880
Uh huh
WHITE POWER
>>7366517
I wake up at 1:00 pm lately, the heat doesn't let me sleep
>>7366906
>Gags are needless
>In a joke comic about Clyde committing suicide
Autism
>>7366933
Tell me this, how is it in anyway a gag? The whole thing reads as "haha Lynncoln is canon in this comic xd"
And what a surprise, Lynncoln fags are eating it up and defending it.
>>7366906
Do you even know what a gag is?
>Airdate:
>>7366935
What would you be willing to bet that if it was Ronnie, nobody would've had a problem with it and nobody would've said that it's unnecessary or whatever?
It's a gag, learn what that is, and people are just triggered by the mere mention of Lynncoln. It's 1 line in a comedy comic for crying out loud
>>7366889
>Mormons are analsluts
They're the best girls
>>7366900
Might be because I'm a Lenifag but I really do like her voice the most. I feel it fits her character perfect.
>>7366900
Lucy. Her voice and sighs is very soothing
>>7366737
>>7366933
>>7366941
It's needless beause it clashes badly with the suppposed grimdark tone of the comic overall. If it wasn't supposed to be edgy and shocking, but comedical instead, then the rest of the comic is poorly written.
Either way, it's bad.
>t. Lynncolnfag
>>7366900
Lori
Lynn x Christina Art/Fanfic When?
>>7366982
>grimdark
What?
It's obviously comedy. Those lines, and not to mention using Clyde, it's obvious as fuck.
People actually think that's supposed to be serious and grimdark?
The later pages, maybe, depending on what happens to Lincoln but that page is a joke.
>>7366840
Someone did, I think. They said they were going to, at least.
>>7366982
>So autistic he thought the comic was trying to be serious
>>7366935
What the fuck are you talking about, retard? This whole thing started because one autist pointed out the hickey and complained about it. The only thing Lynncolnfags are eating is your goddamn salty bitch tears.
>>7366951
>no Loud siblings drawn in Hotel Dusk style
This makes me sad.
>sorry dude, you have to pay the toll if you want to cross
What do?
>>7367020
Lucy's laughter is the cutest
>>7367088
Shotgun to the head
>>7367088
Kneel down, position my arm into a hook like shape, then move forward and upward; hooking and raising her leg up and exposing her panties.
And then, you know, >rape.
>>7367106
No, Luna's laughter is the cutest
>>7367126
LUCY'S LAUGHTER
>>7367159
LUNA'S LAUGHTER!
>>7366900
If you want to go for range it would be Lucy or Lynn since well same VA
>>7367180
YOU ASKED FOR IT
REEEEEEEEE
>>7367209
Adorable
>>7367223
Yeah, that showed him Barney
"Luna's laughter"
>>7367223
And Moe is dead so that's the end of that.
>>7367232
>>7367201
>>7367209
Holy fuck, these are the cutest!
>>7367030
I would fucking love that.
How long does that rotoscoping takes
>>7367249
Lori is actually cute when crying
>>7367209
>>7367088
>Dumb bitch trying to block my way
>Raises her leg far enough to crawl under
I thought Leno was supposed to be the special one?
What do you think about a fic of Lana finding a gun and her exploits with it?
Is being a Lorifag the same as being a cuck?
>>7367313
I would definitely read it
>>7366900
>Lynn´s not on the top 5
>>7367209
I want to hug loli Lori
>>7367313
As long as no one dies then go with it
>>7367313
>tfw wrote something similar with lynn
i wanna see it anon
>>7367209
>"I'm, like, literally traped in a box right now."
>"No. Lori, that's not how it works. You're not supposed to talk."
>>7367316
Not if you if make it so she drifts him to get with a really man with money and his own place to live. Bobby will always be a high schooler, so I think it's fair to say you have the upper hand.
>>7367337
>When Leni Is Dream Walk, She Think She Kiss A Boy, But In Outside Leni's Dream, She Accidentally Kisses Luan Instead.
>>7367361
>Anyone in this place
>Being better than Bobby
Where Is My Fic About Hugh Fucking Leni Until She Bleeds Out Her Rectum?
>>7367386
Bobby doesn't even have his own car.
>>7367394
Burning in hell, along with everyone who abuses this precious cinnamon roll.
>>7367366
What's Joke Chainmail's AC anyways? Not much, it seems.
>>7367405
But he'll be able to buy one someday
>>7367386
This. Your average chanman would never put up with Lori's shit without chimping out.
>>7367423
In the time it takes Bobby to buy a car, Lori will already be engaged to me.
>>7367310
>Leno
>>7367404
This actually looks very endearing
Lisa makeover when?
>>7367313
Lana Fudd
>It was a warm sunny day in Royal Oaks
>Lana was heading out to her favorite pond with the best mud to play in
>Lana hiked through the woods swinging on branches and hopping over fallen trees
>She finally arrived at the water hole and was about to dive in when she heard something from the other side of some bushes
>it was two men of the African persuasion talking
>"Shit nigga, we gotta ditch this gat!" One said
>"Fuk mane, I told Tyresse I'd shoot, but he didn't believe me. Why didn't he believe me!" The other replied
>Suddenly something came flying over the top of the brush
>It flew towards the water but landed on a rock protruding out of the water
>It bounced and landed clear of the water and into some grass
>The people who threw it bolted from the area
>Lana started to look for what had been thrown
>She finally found it in the tall grass
>Lana curiously investigated the mysterious item
>It was a revolver!
>"Is it real?" Lana thought to herself as she picked up the firearm
>>7367438
Dude, you do remember that Lori is not a daki right? Not that I'm against you marrying one, I just want to make sure you know you're marrying one.
>>7367405
He has to support someone as useless and high maintenance as Lori. If he was on his own or with Carol he would be set.
i get insanely jealous when someone tells me they banged, now you share something
>>7367501
I think forgot how to talk to people
>>7367501
i went into /ic/ today and i got really sad about my level and goals in why i'm drawing stuff.
>>7367501
I get worried I'm going to mess up my friendships with people who mean a lot to me, so I start acting weird and panicky, and it ends up driving them away.
>>7367480
>>7367497
Lori would make for a beautiful wife, but it doesn't really matter because I'd rather have Luna anyway.
>>7367477
>Lana played with the gun in her hands, making sure to not put her finger on the trigger
>She found a small lever she pushed down on and the cylinder swung out
>It had 6 bullets in it but one was already fired
>She closed the cylinder and looked at the hammer
>She pulled the hammer back and the cylinder moved a bit with a distinctive clicking noise
>She tried to get it back down but it wouldn't budge
>She then put her finger on the trigger and her thumb on the hammer
>She pulled the trigger but held the hammer back
>She could feel the spring trying to pull the hammer back
>Lana tried to slowly guide the hammer back into its resting position
>Then the hammer slipped out of her hand and smacked back into position
>The gun fired and a deafeningly loud noise came from it
>Lana dropped the gun and put her hands on her ears
>Her hearing finally returned and she looked at where the bullet would have gone
>There was a deep indentation in a nearby tree with a deformed piece of metal in it
>The only think she could say was "Cool!" As she picked the gun up again.
>>7367443
Leno is the best loud sister
>>7367537
>Marrying Luna and showering her in love so much she gives up smoking and all those bad habits she picked up from going to concerts
>>7367568
>Marry Luna
>Encourage her to stop smoking so she doesn't need to quit after we already have a kid
>We drink responsibly
>If she blazes it, we at least do it together to make it a bonding thing
>>7367501
I'm currently in rehab trying to get my license and life back. And I'm the only one here who is an alcoholic.
Come give mommy a hug!
>>7367540
>Lana put her new found toy into her back pocket
>It stuck out in a very obvious way
>She started to walk back home
>She realized she was getting hungry and had a few dollars on her
>Lana took a shortcut out to Flip's Food and Fuel for some beef jerky
>She entered the store and grabbed a package from the shelf and went to the counter to pay
>Lana reached for the money in her front pocket but she dropped it onto the ground
>As she bent forward to pick it up the gun in her back pocket became exposed and Flip saw it
>"Oh geeze, Not again." Flip said as Lana looked back up
>"I know the drill" Flip said as he emptied the register and handed Lana the money
>"What's this for?" Lana asked Flip
>"Who knows with you thugs, Smack, Crack, Jenkem?" Flip replied with fear and and angry in his voice
>Lana shrugged and took the money and jerky, "It's not my birthday is it?" She thought to herself
>As she walked away from store Flip came charging out holding something long and wooden
>"This is the last time Flip is a victim" he yelled as he aimed a shotgun at Lana
>He fired a shot and missed taking out a parked cars back window
>Lana ducked behind a car and though this was part of a game
>"I get it now Mr Flip!" Lana shouted as she pulled out the revolver
>>7367534
i feel you bruh
Kiss Fanifc When?
<<
>>7367592
Hello Tardfucker. Still planning to turn your story into the bachstory of my novel's MC.
Ok, real talk. What's the Loud House's chances of
a) getting in the ballot for Kid's Choice Awards for best cartoon.
and
b) winning the award for best cartoon?
Not that I really care for the KCA's, but I just want SpongeBob's reign of terror to end. And I especially don't want him to win 10 years in a row.
>>7367651
>a) getting in the ballot for Kid's Choice Awards for best cartoon.
Guaranteed, let's be honest. It's all Nick really has, at the moment, if they don't push for Bunsen is a Beast.
>b) winning the award for best cartoon?
I want to believe, anon. Objectively beats it in ratings, subjectively beats it in quality. The only problem I could see is the online voice for it, if voting actually matters.
>>7367635
Only if you want me to, dood
>>7367600
>Lincoln was jarred awake in the dead of night by the sudden illumination of his entire room. With squinted eyes still adjusting to the light, he searched for the culprit standing in front of his closed door. It was a blurry, taller, blonde hair figure posing with her hands on her hips "Mom?" As Lincoln's eyes adjusted and the figure became more details, he found his first guess to be wrong "Luna!?"
>She slowly crept her way to the side of his bed, moving her hips overtly
>A confused Lincoln sat up in his bed to look at his disguised sister "You woke me up. Why're you dressed like mom again?"
>Luna moved a hand to Lincoln's head and began to slowly stroke his hair "Sorry for waking you Lincy." Her voice was softer sounding than usual, but still as raspy as always
>The touch of his older sister set Lincoln off. His heart began to race "W-what're you doing?"
>"What do you mean, honey?"
>Lincoln's eyes darted around nervously. He began faking a laugh to alleviate the tension "H-ha, hahaha... Luan set you up to this didn't she?"
>"Lincy, what on earth are you talking about? Your mommy just wanted to come in and say goodnight."
>Hearing Luna call herself his mommy made Lincoln immediately turn light red and caused his breathing to quicken
>"Is everything okay, baby?" She brought her other hand to her torso to feel his heartbeat. Luna gave him a concerned look "Lincoln, your heart is pounding out of your chest, honey! Is something wrong!?"
>"O-okay Luna. This was f-funny and all, but now you're starting to make me feel kind of uncomfortable."
>"Lincy, you should always feel comfortable around mommy~" Luna's speaking grew more sinister, yet also more seductive
>"What's going on-"
>Before Lincoln knew it, his sister clumsily plop onto his crotch in a straddling position. She began to erratically grind up against her brother's confused erection. She bit her lip and stared down at him
>>7367698
>Lincoln's face was a mix of fear, confusion, and repressed erotic relief "L-Luna, what the hell!?"
>Luna was already shuddering at the sensation of her dripping vulva pushing hard against the contours of her younger brother's stiffy. Trembling fingers ran up and down his still pounding chest. She slightly broke character when trying to talk dirty to him "Y-yeah. You like that, h-honey. Mommy's gonna make you feel reaaalllly good, bro." Her head fell backwards "Oh fuck yeah~"
>"This i-isn't right, Lun-"
>"Call me mommy, Linc!"
>Luna's shaking body and moans of pleasure were really starting to turn on the young boy, whose experience in something like this was only lived vicariously through porn up until now. If the past, he had found time to rub one out to videos featuring mothers and sisters, but he didn't harbor a fetish for it or anything. That said, while her older sister's wet pussy continued to dry hump his twitching cock, he thought back to the times his mother and Luna gave his inexperienced boyhood a run for its money. He couldn't help back pop a boner at the sight of his older sister rocking out only in her underwear and a tank top that easily showed her nipples, or his mother bending down and shaking her massive milf ass. It really wasn't fair. But this was
>So Lincoln lost all control
>He began to pump his pelvis forward against his sister and close his eyes
>"Y-you want more, Lincy? Huh? Beg mommy for more~"
>Lincoln's brain shut down. His penis was the only thing talking now "Give me more, mommy..."
>Luna's face grinned as she moved off of him, pulled down his pants and underwear, and placed a single index finger on his erection, rubbing it ever so slightly in small circular motions. What she lacked in experience, she attempted to make up for in cockiness "You like mommy touching your little dick, you nasty boy?"
>Lincoln only shook his head
>Her confidence noticeably started to fade with her next question "Y-you want me to s-suck it, honey?"
>>7367707
>"Please."
>Luna nervously swallowed "A-alright." She slowly warped her lips around Lincoln's tip and looked up to his face to make sure her approved
>He clearly did "Ahhhhh..."
>With some hesitation, Luna kept her mouth firmly around his dick as she spat on it and allowed her saliva to dribble out of her mouth and down his shaft. She then began to slowly push her mouth further and further down-
>"Oww!"
>Luna tried to talk with his dick in her mouth "Whhf?"
>"Teeth. T-too much teeth."
>"Sfwwy..."
>This time, Luna went down on Lincoln with more consideration that her teeth were not obstructing the path her lips traveled down his member
>Lincoln silently moaned to himself
>Again, his dick choke her speech up "Bwttfr, dood?"
>"Oh yeaaahhh." Lincoln grabbed the sheets and started thrusting himself into her mouth
>She clearly wasn't ready for this, as she loudly began to gag and choke on his now soaked erection "Pfffrrr!"
>Lincoln only increased aggressiveness of his thrusts down her throat. He held his hands over her head and just went to town facefucking the girls warm mouth "Ah ah ah ah!"
>Luna's face was turning pink. She started patting on his stomach, and without a second though he let her go, allowing her to raise her mouth from his crotch to catch her breath
>"I-I'm sorry! I got carried away!"
>Luna held up an index finger to him while she held her chest and took several deep breathes "...L-let's just skip straight to doggy style. Cool?"
>Lincoln eagerly nodded to her as she gave a thumbs up
Annnnnd that's where I stopped.
>>7367620
>Flip fired two more times forcing Lana to dart to the other side of the lot for cover
>"I've got you now you little thug!" Flip cried as he ran to where he though she was
>But Lana had ducked under a car and was behind him
>Lana fired 4 shots with her eyes close
>one hit a car tire popping it and the others missing into the sky
>Flip dropped his gun and put his hands up "Ok you win, please don't kill me."
>"haha, that was fun! We should play some other time! Oh you can have your money back too." Lana said as she put the revolver back and walked away
>Lana notice a lot of police cars driving around fast as she walked home.
>Lana pulled out the revolver and opened the cylinder realizing she had run out of bullets
>"Dang it, and I was just starting to have fun too.." She thought as she threw the gun into a garbage can and continued her walk home
the end
http://pastebin.com/4df47Lp6
>>7367714
Indeed, I remember.
When does it continue?
What if you woke up on morning and saw Luna squatting over your face squeezing out massive wet farts and accidentally diarrhea on you and couldn't come up with an excuse?
>>7367772
I'd ask who let Nick Bate out of prison and showed him /tlhg/
>>7367772
cunt punch.
>>7367421
>pushing Lincoln to the girls restroom was not a uncommon happening at the school, it was an usual joke kids pull on him to get some laughs after lunch time
>lincoln cared at first, but after the fourth time it happened he just kinda gave up
>the way they decide who would push lincoln that day was via a game of rock-paper-scissors, that day, the lucky winner was Hazel
>watching the act from the back was fun and all but doing the job could get her in trouble
>so the way she decided to go and do it quick
>just push and run
>but this time around the boy seemed a little... odd
>he was... walking with his "butt up"
>he started walking like that after lunch time when this Ronnie Ann girl sat on his lap
>whatever whats up with him she was going to do it that day the way it was planned, the way everyone expected it to go
>and so he went ahead and did it, she intercepted Lincoln o his way to the boys bathroom and gave him a good push
>and so he flew to the bathroom.... with her
>running and pushing him wast exactly the best way to perform the prank in retrospective
alright i gotta go to college now, ill finish this when i come back
sorry for the grammar btw im a spic
What if Lori and Carol are in some lifelong feud over some stupid shit that happened in Kindergarten and they've both forgotten how it started?
>>7367501
I'm really excited for RE7 tomorrow
>>7367772
stop
What if Luna offered you Lana for an ounce of dank kush?
>>7367772
She's going to enjoy living as a human toilet for a few months.
>>7367912
I'd take it, then ask if she wanted to split it and watch Fantasia or something
/TLHG/ Post your faces:
>>7367772
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>7367912
trade an ounce of weed for best daughterfu? Take your devil's lettuce, harlot.
>>7367958
I did not read that correctly, but I'd still accept then split the other ounce with Lana and watch Fantasia together.
>>7367960
>make /tlhg/ good again
>>7367960
i'd rather post my dick instead
>>7367426
Not true most chan guys would put up with her shit because most chan guys seem to be desperate. Also which shit because Lori really isn't a gold digger she was happy to see Bobby on Christmas no present for the most part she clings. She wants time with Bobby not things she's happiest when he's with her or she's on the phone with him.
>>7367960
>>7367980
>>7367960
/TLHG/ Post your dick
>>7368003
relax i'm not gonna, i'm still a little bit shooken up and kinda don't wanna show my dick for a while
Post your dick /tlhg/
>>7368023
you're only saying this because you know i won't
What's the best ship?
>>7368044
Lynncoln
dubs will confirm
>>7367772
I'd fap
>>7368049
>Lynncoln
>>7368049
Nope, it's Lunacoln.
>>7368044
>>7368044
Lynn Sr. x Carol
>>7368044
Luaggie.
>>7367651
None, it's gonna get BTFO by much better shows
>>7368044
U.S.S Missouri
Post you feet /tlhg/
>>7368089
i can do that
>>7367851
What if they were both friends before hand and got into a dumb argument that ended up breaking that friendship less than a year before?
What if Carol still thinks Lori is her friend?
>>7367651
>I just want SpongeBob's reign of terror to end.
Does anyone has the green where Lincoln faces off Spongebob in the throneroom?
>>7368118
Nice girl feet, you Canadian.
>>7368139
>girl feet
what
but i'm not a girl though--OR A FILTHY MAPLE-DRINKING FUCK
>>7368089
Sure.
>>7368157
>Google traductor
>>7368157
>Spic feets
>>7368172
Too late, we post feet now
>These feet pics
Holy shit am I triggered right now.
/tlhg/! Post nipples! Quick!
post your butthole, you know, as a goof.
>>7368190
ok
>>7368180
Ok here's my foot then, sorry is so dirty, I was walking barefoot around the house
Post it
>>7368178
Shut up fritz!
>>7368200
Post belly
>Autists show their disgusting shit just because a post said so
/tlhg/ kill yourself
Sharpie in the urethra
>>7368235
t. Zombycow
>>7368235
You didn't say "/THLG/ post X"
>>7368231
fine but just for you and then i'm done, you pervert
>>7368231
Someone made fun of my belly button the other day, is it really that weird?
Never change, /tlhg/
This is fucking disturbing
What did they mean by this?
>>7368284
unf
>>7368297
>following shillary
>not following glorious leader
>mfw
>>7368284
now i'm really glad i left my shirt on i don't wanna compete
They obviously started showing the parents' faces because a Rita/Lincoln bonding episode is coming, right?
What's it gonna be like?
YOLO
>>7368339
Get outta here, pigslut
>>7368339
I love you, pigslut!
Reminder when we posted our dicks a few months ago?
>>7368217
what is "it"?
>>7368350
I reminder that
>>7368350
No, because "we" implies everyone would be dumb enough to join in.
>>7368339
oink
Good afternoon, and have a Lynn.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7355573/#7355743
Maybe I'll add a background later
I never tried smoothies before but I decided to make some today since Leni seems to chow down on those. This shitty is actually pretty cash. I can't believe I didn't try making some before.
>>7368409
Yeah seeing a Lynn pretty much sums up how shitty my day has been
>>7368360
This honestly. Fucking disgusting.
>>7368350
>we
Yeah, you sure would like it if everybody was retarded and pathetic like you disgusting gays, wouldn't you?
>inb4 we all gay here
>inb4 where do you think we are?
You should let go of those delusions, by now they're defense mechanisms that follow no sort of logic
>>7368350
I remember a bunch of people did I wasn't one of them.
>>7368423
I'm not gay anon
>>7368413
Missed a spot
>>7368409
Her left arm looks really weird.
>>7368442
All I can imagine is Luan poorly hiding a super villain/hero but come on her villain ego known as the punchline.
Leni x Luan Greentext Fanifc, Pls.
I'm Bored.
>>7368442
Here's a background
>>7367960
Here you go lad
>>7368476
>I'm bored
Then write one/draw some yourself. You can't live your life like this.
>>7368478
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
>>7368523
>handouts
>in my board
I demand bunnies, pic of bunnies!!
>>7368570
I got a Ronniewolf, is that acceptable?
>>7368476
Why don't you stop being a lazy, autistic fuck and create something yourself? You're always asking for stupid lesbian shit that nobody else cares about.
>>7368570
two best sisters playboy bunnies
>>7368570
gayboy bunny
>>7368570
>>7368595
Lane Bunny's been popular lately, I see.
>>7368609
same with Heathcliff Lana
>>7366170
>someone else here watches somecallmejohnny
Very nice
>>7368329
We already had that, it was called A Novel Idea
Are yurifags the cancer killing /tlhg/?
>>7368603
Wasn't there a fic going on about these two in bunny costumes?
>>7368570
>>7368632
yes
>>7368625
You mean they would miss out on having an episode where we see Rita's sad expression as Lincoln is embarrassed with her and shuts her down but then he apologizes, tells her he loves her and she show her face of happiest mother?
>>7368636
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
>this fucking thread
>>7368217
"It" being a million dollars. You better deliver.
>>7368648
On my A game today.
>>7366666
When is Clyde gonna hook up with her?
>>7366666
She's fucking gorgeous.
>>7368423
>all these assumptions just because I said "we"
Jesus fucking Christ, kill yourself faggot. "We" was the wrong word, but what the fuck is your problem?
>>7368660
when he stop playing on Lori
>>7368681
Yes, she is.
>>7368681
hell yeah
I just fapped and came to>>7368118
I'm not proud...it's just that they look like girl feet...
If someone wants to play: >>720023263
>>7368702
Please stop these posts. We had enough disgusting shit today
I want to play tennis with the Lynn in a skirt
how are you doing today, /tlhg/?
>>7368476
>>7368476
>One day Luan came home from school upset. she had her head to the ground uncharesticly quiet with her arms to her side.
>Leni looked concerned and walked over to her strutting her dinosaur arms about.
>"What's wrong Luan you don't seem your normal happy self?"
>With a blushed face and mostly dried eyes Luan looks up at Leni.
>"I don't want to talk about it."
>Luan tries to walk around her big sister but Leni hugs her in her tracks.
>"Come on clowns aren't suppose to frown."
>"Heh good one."
>Luan was feeing but better with that she often forgot Leni is her big sister.
>Luan hugged Leni back.
>"Well I doubt you would understand, but some one at school said if only I was as funny as the way I look. I'm normally great with hecklers but I really liked that kid."
>Leni looked confused
>"I don't get it you're really funny, shouldn't you be happy? Doesn't that mean you look great?"
>Luan couldn't help but chuckle at her sisters innocence.
>"Never change Leni, Never change."
>"If I don't change how will I shower?"
>With that Luan was cracking up.
>"Thanks Leni I can always count on you to cheer me up."
>Luan happily left to her room back to her normal self.
>Leni was confused but happy until later that night when she ruined her outfit trying to shower in it. Luckily it was Lori's dress.
>>7368766
Pretty bad honestly.
>>7368698
Child pornography is illegal
>>7368766
I feel a bit off but I'll manage. Finished this fic the other day just got to write it out when I have time.
>>7368766
Somebody stole my wallet and I have bronchitis
>>7368766
I'm doing okay.
I was going to update some fics today, but I'm doing a bunch of homework that requires a lot of typing so I don't know.
>>7368832
Who are you I don't recognize the avatar?
>>7368796
>>7368813
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>7368805
>>7368832
well I hope to see those fics updated soon.
>>7368766
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HER LINCOLN
>>7368855
That's /u/-tan, but I'm pretty sure Moon's the only one who posts that pic.
>>7368855
Just a writer, my dude.
>>7368869
>>7368892
Nah, that wasn't me. As I said, been doing home work.
>>7368888
That is a spooky butt and those are some nice repeating numbers
>>7368894
Fucking Lincoln
What if Luna contracted HIV and became bitter and jaded she had it so she deliberately spread by having indiscriminate unprotected sex with as many people as possible?
>>7368899
Goodluck with your stuff dude :0 lookin forward to future updates.
>>7368892
That was me had a little free time at work my computer had to get fixed by it system updated something wrong.
>>7368911
It would make a great song that white people will never stop singing.
>>7368894
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You were supposed to protect her purity.
>>7368899
What fics do you plan to update?
>>7368894
That Leni sure does have big nipples
>>7368911
No, that wouldn't happen. Delete!
You're a big loud
>>7368911
I agree with >>7368970
>>7368911
Who did this? What an asshole
>>7368686
It's the crusader anon, his only purpose in life i to post about how much he dislikes gays in this general
>>7368945
>>7368869
alternate ending
instead of fondling, he got in bed, not knowing Leni was topless and she ended up cuddling with him while she slept
>>7368967
>not having silver dollar nipples
>>7368991
Leni seems like a good cuddler.
>>7368983
There actually was a guy where I lived who did this, he was a washed up college football star. They eventually put him in prison for multiple counts of attempted murder or something for all the confirmed transmissions he caused.
>>7368912
Thanks Geen (?)
>>7368878
There's one other poster that uses that picture, I've seen it.
>>7368964
Pride and Glory, Self Discovery, or Guilt by Relation.
>>7367088
ALLAHU AKBAR! *entire house explodes*
>>7369004
agreed
>>7368988
Why does Crusader-anon hate himself?
>>7369002
Silver dollar? Those things are damn near the size of dipping dishes!
>>7368991
Would she let him cuddle up with her tho?
>>7369010
cheeky
>>7369035
"When we seek to destroy others we often hurt ourselves, because it is the self that wants to be destroyed."
>>7369040
she would sleep cuddle, like grab ahold of him while she slept and snuggled with him.
>>7369058
There aren't enough pics of Leni cuddling
>>7369052
So you admit to being gay?
>>7369069
I know. we should fix this.
What sick fuck would trap this cinnamon roll in this horrible prison?
>>7369091
>You will never wake up to Leni cuddling you in the morning
>>7369102
I could think of someone.
>>7369108
>autistic screeching
>>7369114
Whori...Should have known...
>>7369114
Walt?
That devilish dastard, I knew he wasn't to be trusted.
>>7368570
>>7369172
I knew I had a fetish of Lori in a bunny suit, but I need more from whoever this is
Lane made me doubt my sexual preferences... why he is so fucking sexy and cute!?
>>7368595
>>7368997
>>7369254
he may be cute, but he'll still be an annoying shit.
>>7369254
I know the feeling, SB99's early version of Loni made me feel things I never had for a guy before.
>>7369254
He really isn't. His hair is absolutely terrible.
>>7369037
But the shape is like a powder funnel.
>>7369291
You know, even with how hard it is to make Luke look good, Sb99's r63Luna really just looks off, now.
>>7369279
please
>>7369313
They all do, sadly. We've all gotten so used to the canon designs that they look odd now.
I still miss them a little.
>>7369291
>>7368681
What exactly was the turning point of SB99?
I remember him being called a shit artist at the first opportunity, then suddenly his art is everywhere.
>>7369378
Newfags
>>7369378
When he joined the Discord. The artists there gave him pointers and helped him grow.
He's started imitating Ultrahand's style lately too.
>>7369396
What is that suppose to mean? SSB9 has been here longer than most.
>>7369426
Yeah, but he sucked ass before September.
>>7369466
Yeah, and then he started sucking Discord dick instead.
I still think that one anon has super cute feet
Next thread: >>7369073
>>7369378
Because when he was "ran out of 4chan" all those while back, he actually took to heart some of the complaints that were had about his style and stuck to actually trying to get better and do different stuff.
So by the time the show actually started up, his style continued to match with the show, and there were more people asking for different stuff and talking about what was wrong and what was alright with his stuff, allowing him to get better still.
Then by the time he actually came back here, regularly, he showed a decent amount of improvement and people were thirsty enough for content to not care anyway.
>>7369693
He also worked his ass off in the wilds of 8ch.
>>7368702
that uh, actually makes me feel good, thank you
>>7368766
i still feel weird, like just fucking weird
>tfw no one to run away with
>>7369013
>mfw
people who do that shit are fucking monsters, i'd give more leeway to charles manson
Lola?
>>7369188
I remember requesting this pic
Could you guys kill the threads with fanart instead?
>>7370309
Thank you