ITT: Pokemon are real. Have you hugged your mons today? In

Which pokemon like licking peanut butter off their master's balls?

>>7362010
> A sleepy Fuschiafag wakes up for just a moment.
Yep... got it covered...
> The Fuschiafag fell asleep!

What do you all think of human-morphed-pocket monsters?

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>>7362027
vikavolt does.

>>7362013
BOO

>scares away

>>7362067
>vikavolt does.
I DONT

>>7362027
Practicing Pokephile here, they won't be fooled by peanut butter unless they're already into you.
I'd recommend looking for a Midday Lycanroc, preferably searching for one turned away by a previous trainer for being too frisky with humans.

>>7362045
A sad attempt at self-delusion. Go all the way or stick to humans.

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>>7362067
>Is not phased
>You are however, proton'd

>>7362099
HA, crit fail!

>>7362067
>vikavolt does.
They have a nice little strawlike tongue. Might take awhile to get it all off but it'll feel nice.

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>>7362099
>Somehow manages to cross the beam on itself and is instantly vaporized

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>>7362067
>>7362145
Now that he's gone...
Did my hug cheer you up?
Or was it too slimy?

>>7362172
muk a cute!!!

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>>7362145
01010111 01001111 01010111 00100000 01001000 01001111 01010111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000100 01001001 01000100 00100000 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01001000 01001001 01001100 01000001 01010010 01001001 01001111 01010101 01010011

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I have ascended. I have become the universe. My power is infinite. My mind, omniscient.

I do not ask of your servitude, for I do not require it, rather I ask that you walk in my path, mantle me, my friends, and you will ascend like I. Become a God like I. Shed your mortal form and accept the divinity that you can aspire to be.

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>>7362234
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Why does my Salazzle like to be on top of whatever the highest point of my body is? Like, if I'm sitting up she's gotta be on my shoulders, if I'm laying down she'll be on my chest. Hell, if I am laying down and raise my leg up she'll climb on top of that. Why is she so weird about it?

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>>7362279
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>RUN THIS_GUY.EXE
>EVENS: SHUT OFF DEVICE
>ODDS: A POORLY MADE MEME POPS UP ONSCREEN AND SAYS 'FUG U'

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BEING A GHOST ROCKS

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>>7362345
It's been a while since I've heard from you.

How's life treating you?

>>7362345
I don't know how long its been since I killed myself but being a ghost rocks.
Also no one in Poni Island has caught on.
>>7362376
Pretty good actually! I have to wear a hoodie all the time and everyone tells me I smell like seaweed.
It's kinda weird that no one's caught on.

>>7362391
Do they not notice your lack of legs and arms or something?

>>7362391
>Also no one in Poni Island has caught on.
....really?

>>7362414
I made an approximation of a human body out of wood, rocks and a bunch of other crap.
>>7362415
As far as I'm aware! I use a tape recorder to communicate and I've convinced everyone that I'm indefinitely mute.

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Did you know water can Zig? Zig?
Then Zag? Zag?
Huh? Huh?

>>7362345
Dude how do you type

>>7362501
Seaweed, bruh. My body is human shaped so its pretty easy to fool everyone.

>>7362537
can you prove this in any way?

>>7362339

She can be beautiful and weird. It's not an "either or" situation.

>>7362555
Just a minute. I need to get my dex.

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>>7362556
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>RUN WHOOPS_SORRY.EXE
>EVENS: A BOX OF ASSORTED CHOCOLATES HAS BEEN ORDERED TO YOUR ADDRESS
>ODDS: A DRAGON DILDO HAS BEEN ORDERED TO YOUR ADDRESS

>>7362577
Done.

>Uploaded 0004.mov

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>>7362463
Yeah, it's pretty nice to watch.

>>7362689
>This guy walking up to some fat dude
>kssshrrt HELLO vweeeeep FRIEND
>guys talks to him like nothing weird is going on

what the fuck

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>>7362728
Watching boring!
Yeah! Yeah!
Gotta Zig! Zig!
Zag! Zag!
Yeah! Yeah!

>threads are always dead when im awake
better neck myself

>>7362758
Policefag reporting.
The world's gotten a lot stranger lately, and Alola is not exactly synonymous with "freaking out at weird" or "giving a fuck in general." to begin with.
>>7362907
Hey, buddy. Find any good Berries lately?

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>>7362976
Not many berries!
Nope! Nope!
But did find lunch! Lunch!
Yeah! Yeah!

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>>7362974
>>7362976
Shut up my disguise is great! No one's caught on.

>>7363023
do you have a job?

>>7363034
Nope I bought this boat myself for cheap in Hoenn and sailed over here and moored it here because you can park here indefinitely. FOR FREE.
Alola best.
Give me more questions I'm bored and its impossible to sleep.

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>>7363079
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>>7363079
Have you been treated differently since you woke up?

>>7363079
What does your body feel like?
Like, can you feel the anchor, or wheel?

>>7363079
Policefag reporting.
If you don't mind me asking, why'd you take the plunge in the first place?

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>>7363130
When I wasn't a pile of seaweed I loved that kinda crap. Only thing bad about Poni Island is the nearest pizza place is fucking faaaaaar.
Now all I need is sunlight and water.
I think my seaweed body is getting bigger? I cover a lot more of the tub now.
>>7363158
Not really I planned just in case I came back!!
>>7363168
Well I've made my body more human like by incorporating a lot of wood and rocks and such. I leave anything that makes me look funny at home when I go out.
When my seaweed takes damage I feel that. its kinda sensitive.
>>7363178
I figured I'd either be dead or a cool ghost and I became a ghost! My depression is cured and everything.
Ok I'm still depressed but I'm enjoying this more than just surfing the web as a human.

I need fem pokes for a sketchdump; post a 3 digit dex number for a pokemon and I will choose a few and add some fetishes based on a random wheel

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>>7363208
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>RUN WASTED_JOKE.EXE
>EVENS: CRATE OF FISH STICKS IS DELIVERED TO YOU
>ODDS: GAY FEEBAS DOUJIN ALL OVER YOUR DEVICE

>>7363238
#448

>>7363208
Do you need to sleep?

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>>7363238
>BINARY TO ENGLISH
#758

>>7363238
#781
>>7363306
Hahahah, no problem zappy butt.
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU!
>>7363320
I don't think so?

>>7363238
Do #706 senpai

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>>7363238
#303

>>7363334
are you a qt?

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>>7363451
I AM!
I feel way more self confident being seaweed and wood than I did being a human.
Annnnnnyway the moon sucks shit for photosynthesis so I'm gonna jet and sleep.
If anyone has any more questions for me I'll answer them laaaaaaaaaaater.

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>>7363323
>>7363238
Seconded.

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shower first then art dump

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>RUN BUMP.EXE
01010011 01010101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000001 01000100 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101
ゴ
ゴ
ゴ

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Well, I gotta go to bed.

I'm planning on checking out the Desert Resort tomorrow, so I'm going to need to be well rested for that. I'm also going to try searching for somewhere to get another bullet or two.

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>>7364211
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keep the thread alive will post the other images as the days progress; feeling a bit ill currently so cutting it short for now

i love you guys

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Kid+SO+big bed = best snuggles, this is my comfiest morning by far in the past several weeks

Hey can anyone here help me with my little predicament, my boyfriend is missing. Haven't seen or heard from him in years, apparently he went of with some low lif- lovely group of pokemon who for a time called themselves the "Farsail" Crew and that's the last u heard of his existence. This Farsail Fuc- Fristren group of pokemon tricked my poor little Turtle with all these false memories of him being "A big hero" something about stopping a really big bomb. But my little turtle would never do something so crazy so I'm going to find this group of pokemon and kil- have a firm talk with their intentions

>>7365561
Aw, I love my boyfriend more. To bad

>>7365564
Oh, you're their leader aren't you? Hmm how nice I'm going to have to talk to you

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>>7365648
(Forgot pic)

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>>7365564
Granted once Lucy wakes up and discovers Page got answers to far too many questions I'm a dead Pokemon but until then comfy cuddles.

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>>7362172
You know what? I think it did!

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>>7365648
...Nope, you are not finding where we are, nope nope nope I am DONE with crazy.

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>>7365674
Aww cmon, I just want to talk with why you gave him all these wrong memories

>scrolls through old threads

Ok, to hoenn I go *obscene giggling* wait right there "Captain"

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>>7363598
>>7363323
Still lusting after me, huh big boy?

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>>7363018
Well someone is awfully chipper.

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>>7365648
>>7365715
..
...
,...
>ZAP
How do you remember any of that

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I decided to take take a vote on my channel for what song I should cover next.
There was one in particular that stood out with roughly half of the votes, so here is the newest cover.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDbIxccfqAI

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>>7365672
I'm glad to hear that.
You can hang out in my cave whenever you want.

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>>7366271
I've been watching, waiting, I talked to them, more specifically I've talked with my boyfriend. So I can remember alot, what I don't remember is what this explosion exactly was... anyway I'm of to hoenn so I'll talk to you all later, toodals

>>7366339
Uh huh... So you remember everything because you eat he'd with the millions of others who remember jack shit.
Yeah no, calling bullshit

>>7366351
>implying I can't use illusion and interacted with you earlier in your adventures

-Zorua

>>7366351
(Watched*, not eat he'd. The fuck phone)

>>7366374
One interaction does a not a memory make

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>Meandering about outside.


>>7366339
Whoa why the hate?

REV UP THOSE NUKES

>>7367122
>even dubs
Well I guess nukes are back into play

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>>7367151
No they aren't.
>Nukes all vanish

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>>7367122
>>7367151
Canyoupleasestopwiththenukes.
>>7367190
Ohheygodthanksalot

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And in the news, today is world nuclear disarmament day, with the dismantling of the final ICMBs found under Orre and in regions of what was formerly Siberia.

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>>7367220
HeythereZZZZAPIheardyouhadacoolelectrictypeisthathim?
WoahI'mreallyhungrywherearetheberries.

>>7367235
youre sooo cute can i kissu you?

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>>7367235
Indeed it's him, meet Jayveecee, aka Jay.

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>>7367270
BecarefulofmyjawsyoushouldprobablyavoidthemactuallyIhaven'thadagoodbattletodayI'mZZZZZAAAAAPfullofelectricity.
>>7367278
Neatneathowmuchelectricitydoeshegenerateheseemsneat.WhyJayveeceethoughIdon'tgetitisitajoke?

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>>7367296
You talk fast for being a slow bug!

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>>7367401
>Speed43
WHATTHEFUCKISTHISI'MTHEFASTESTTHINGALIVE!
I'LLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAPKILLWHOEVERMADETHIS!

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>>7367296
About 2, nearly 3 kilovolts. Lil guy has much to learn and grow yet.

As for the name, try pronouncing it even faster.

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>>7367434
Heythat'sprettydecent!JVC?Isthatthejoke?

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>>7367445
Yeah, he has helped me in setting up cameras for streams, or at least he did while I still had streams.

>>7367490
Wait.... What happened to streams?
Are you still doing LPs and stuff?

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Zreeeeee!

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>>7367429
Well i bet you can put on a one good lightning show?! Id like to see that!

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>>7367503
A sudden case of the family issues struck both Emry&Lucy and Gladion&N at nearly the same time.

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>>7367490
HeyifyoueverneedhelpwiththatIcancarryprettyheavystuff.Idroppedarockonsomekid'sheadandhenevergotupitwashilarious.
>>7367514
HEYELECTRICBRO!
>>7367518
HellyeahIcancometoPoniIslandtoseeitsometime!

>>7367527
>Idroppedarockonsomekid'sheadandhenevergotupitwashilarious.
Uh, he was probably dead dude.

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>>7367527
IT'S YOU.
YOU ARE THE VIKAVOLT THAT DROPPED A ROCK ON ME.
IT WASN'T FUNNY, ASSHOLE.

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>>7367536
WellIcheckedonhimlaterandhewasgoneandheevenleftpinkjellosoIsayitwasawin.
>>7367558
Oops!Nopethatwasanotherone!

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>>7367580
BULLSHIT.
YOU LAUGHED AT MY CRUSHED CORPSE.
THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
WHAT IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO YOU?

>>7367580
>heevenleftpinkjellosoIsayitwasawin.
THAT WAS BRAIN MATTER

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>>7367594
WellitwaskindafunnybutIdidn'tknowyouweredead.I'dblastemduh.
>>7367599
Thatexplainswhyittastedfunny.

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>>7367558
>>7367594
HAHAHA HAHA

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>>7367677
Shoveitfatso.

>>7367625
AT LEAST APOLOGIZE.
-Ghastly

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>>7367726
SorryImurderedyoubutbeingapokemoniswaybetterthenbeingasmellyhuman.
OhIfoundberrieshellyes.
Hellfuckingyes.

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>>7367677
Bro, ease up.
Right now, like, he's having his Rattata Moment.
So chill.

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>>7367701
I'm not fat... anymore...
>>7367726
WELCOME!
WELCOME TO THE SALTPILE!

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>>7367814
Becauseyourmommakeepstryingtogiveyourcorpsefood,huh?
Fatso.

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>>7367814
Yea Croagunk sure made work of you.
You still working out?

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>>7367797
THANK YOU.
DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
>Has no more regrets, and phases out of existence

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>>7367814
Losing over 50% of your body weight to a mob of homicidal Ratattas tends to do that.
It also tends to leave you looking ghosty.
>>7367726
Well, genuine contrition is a better thing to seek than violence against the unintentional perpetrator's kid.
Just sayin'.

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>>7367853
Noproblemhavefunwiththerapeghosts!
>>7367859
Heyyou'rethe-
theeeeeee
The?
Whoareyou?WhydoIrecognizeyou?

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>>7367875
I used to look like every other office worker in existence. Stock-photo levels of generic.
Other than that, no idea.

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>>7365742
HEYYY YOU KNOW IT OF COURSE I AM

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>>7367828
I haven't seen my mom in years. Hopeful dead by now
>>7367832
Yeah i am getting stronger everyday. I have to have my revenge.
>>7367853
WHAT
>>7367859
guess it worked out.

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>>7367901
Nonoyouhavethatlookinyoureyes.I'veseenitbefore>
Whateverhowareyoudoin'?
>>7367937
Probably!Zigzagoonshaveacraplifespan.

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>>7367953
Pretty good. Going to try to make pancakes with the whole gang here.
Having a kid running around the place is crazy.
Still, it's nice. I'm trying to be the helpful uncle, and while it's hit-or-miss I'm not on the shitlist yet.

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>>7367953
Zigzagoons ares nice but man are they coward.

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>>7368029
01001111 01001000 00100000 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01001011 01001001 01000100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101 00100000 01001011 01001001 01000100 01010011 00100000 01000101 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000011 01001001 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01001101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010101 01000110 01000110 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001011 01001001 01000100
>RUN HELPFUL_DUDE.EXE
>EVENS: A BUNCH OF TOYS AND JUNK GET DELIVERED TO YOU
>ODDS: A BUNCH OF DRAGON DILDOS INSTEAD

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>>7368029
Heythat'sgoodkidsareafuckingdragthoughI'vedealtwithenoughgrubsforalifetime.
>>7368076
Seriously!Aren'tthey?Gumshoosandtheirkidstooarefuckingannoying.

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>>7368080
Wow that's really nice of you dude.

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So, Cali and Lune and this Eevee have decided they want to come with me while I secure a job as Viridian's gym leader! I'm kinda a shooin for it given I'm an ex Kanto champion (had to resign that position when Cali and Lune vanished on that adventure) so we're off to Kanto, and I'm gonna be a gym leader.

I uh, left my old house in the care of my other self, still feel kinda weird about that.

It's been a weird month, but it looks like things are finally getting back to normal. Normal-ish.

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Hello
Leaving Daycare now, Dragonair nice, be home soon.
Don't know why hated.

>>7368145
Now I know where to shoot my next nuke

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>>7368145
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>RUN TOP_UGG.EXE
>EVENS: YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A PLASTIC SURGEON TO FIX THAT THING YOU CALL A FACE
>ODDS: I ACCIDENTALLY HIRED SOMEONE TO STEAL YOUR KIDNEY

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>>7368145
FORK OVER THE MONEY PUNK

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>>7368195
WAIT I MEAN KIDNEY

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>>7368150
Wait, didn't she molest you with those orbs on her tail?

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>>7368145
Oh yeah, speaking of your other self, consider that there might be duplicate, still human selves of the other humans permanently transformed in the Wishening, and that includes Blue, now a charizard

But seems that there's no dupe human Blue, and thus empty Viridian gym, and thus, congratulations.

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>>7368228
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>>7368215
yes, but she nice, I nervous asking apology, ask for water, turns out she nice and friendly.

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>>7368197
No. Cali, if this guy wants a fight, mind helping me give him one?
>Takes Cali into his hands and stands ready

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>>7368247
>GUNSKILL
>SPIN THE BARREL
>EVENS SUCCESSFUL INTIMIDATION ODDS WASTED TURN

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>>7368246
Did you got out?
No pokemons following you?

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>>7368241
4f 48 20 44 41 4d 4e

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>>7368278
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>>7368275
on way home, Don't think followed, wouldn't mind if though.

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>>7368306
When do you think you'l get there?

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>>7368302
53 48 49 54 53 20 47 4f 49 4e 47 20 54 4f 20 47 45 54 20 55 47 4c 59

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>>7368302
>>7368336
QUIT IT
>VWRRRRRRRRRR

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>>7368271
>Points Cali's blade at the gunguy
>Cali used Flash Cannon!

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>>7367907
That was pretty cool, I can be cool too!

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>>7368330
am home, play in Tree, front yard

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>>7368354
>Gunguy is brutally murdered

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>>7368358
Alright were at the store right now.
We'l be there shortly.
Keep on that tree, the ground is lava.

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>>7368336
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>>7368355
WOW REALLY HEY YOU ARE COOL VERY COOL

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>>7368337
>Stands directly in front of

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>>7368378
45 58 43 45 50 54 20 46 4f 52 20 52 45 44 2c 20 57 48 4f 20 57 49 4c 4c 20 4e 4f 57 20 48 41 56 45 20 4f 4e 45 20 48 45 4c 4c 20 4f 46 20 41 20 54 48 52 45 45 53 4f 4d 45

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>>7368426
>VWRRRRS the fox

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>>7368439
>PLAY GEORGE_TAKEI_OH_MY.FLAC

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>>7368378
So what are you the Magnemite talking about, I'm assuming it's lewd going by your most recent soundbyte

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>>7368460
THE HUMAN IS APPARANTLY GOING TO HAVE A VERY 'FUN' TIME WITH BLUE AND RED

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>>7368440
>Happy fox noises

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>>7368460
>>7368475
ALSO YOU ARE VERY CUTE I FORGOT TO SAY THAT SORRY HEHEH

>>7368480
> Fuschiafag grins
This is so cute.

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fbi came after my ass like dogs to some cut steak
drooling and barking at the prospect of bringing me in for questioning or some shit
had to abandon a duel cause of those fucks
so im in kanto now
decided im going to be champ of every region
starting with kanto because theyre a joke
brocks gonna get his ass kicked soon

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>>7368449
49 4e 44 45 45 44

>>7368475
49 20 4d 45 41 4e 54 20 52 45 44 2c 20 42 4c 55 45 20 41 4e 44 20 54 48 45 20 4f 54 48 45 52 20 42 4c 55 45

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>>7368524
I'd like to see you try, nerd.

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>>7368526
01001111 01001000 00100000 01011001 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010111 01001111 01001110 01000100 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001000 01001111 01010111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 01000100 01010010 01000001 01000111 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000110 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010100 01001111 00100000 01001001 01010100

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>>7368557
56 45 52 59 20 43 41 52 45 46 55 4c 4c 59

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>>7368497
Oh hey you are now up! I say a gym when i went outside this morning is the gym good?

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>>7368575
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>>7368492

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>>7368524
Bet you I can beat all the contests before you can beat one gym.
Oh wait I'm already ahead.

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>>7368626
IT IS THE TRUTH YOU ARE VERY CUTE AND ALSO QUITE ATTRACTIVE HAHAH NO FLATTERY HERE

>>7368600
Mostly Poison-Types, Zorro.
We can take it on if you really want.
> Vapey chimes in that she's game.

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You guys should have seen This homeless Guy I saw earlier, the guy stunk worse than Gladion and N's place.
You should have seen his face as he realised I had handed him some Monopoly money, it was priceless

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>>7368550
yeah sure man
youll be crying more than when people mention orange islands when it happens
>>7368640
what kind of bs challenge is that
you dont have to go anywhere for contests
just sit on you lazy ass in one building and wait a few hours
im not even in pewter yet

have fun getting fat sis

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>>7368649
Yeah we need a badge!

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>>7368733
>critfail
>THE HOMELESS MAN HITS SILVER WITH A HAIRDRIER AND RUNS

>>7368761
Alright, Zorro, let's kick some tail.
> Fuschiafag Gym attempt: Start!
> Team: Zorro and Vapey
> Chances: doesn't know, doesn't need to
> Rolling for decent trip

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>>7368746
Fat off all the sweet cashola and berries, you mean. Nihilego is just raking in the sweet ribbons.
I'm going to make a dress purely out of ribbons.

>>7368804
how drunk are you?

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>>7368854
Lets see, I take a shot for every berry, a shot for every pokeblock or equivalent thereof and a shot for every ribbon.
Really drunk.

>>7368858
....and your liver hasnt failed?

>>7368793
Fuschiafag here.
Didn't win the badge, but we held our own for a while.
A round of Potions later, we know what to work on.

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>>7368930
>RUN DIOS_MIO.EXE
>EVENS: SHIPMENT OF CURLING IRONS REDIRECTED TO YOU
>ODDS: CRATE OF HOTPOCKETS INSTEAD

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>>7368884
I'm running on a combination of alcohol and pettiness at this point.
I made a 12 year old cry because she lost to Nihilego.
>>7368930
That reminds me.

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>>7368804
yeah sure
and ill make a matching one out of badges
wear it to all my champ interviews
get applauded for being the gaudiest motherfucker
the lady gaga of the battling world
>>7368930
oh shit dawg
get that out of here
i need my single remaining nipple

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>>7369066
>GOES AFTER THE REMAINING NIPPLE

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Hey there.
How's everybody doing today?

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>>7369082
Not getting my nipples burned off.
So that's pretty nice.

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hey guys whats going on in this thr-
>>7368930
>>7369075
NEVERMIND

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>>7369082
Finalizing paperwork for a thing.

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>>7369075
oh god get the fuck away from me
>Mega Blaziken Blaze Kick
>>7369082
hes after my prized nipple

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>>7369094
01010010 01010101 01001110 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001111 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000011 01010010 01000001 01011010 01000101 01000100 00100000 01001110 01001001 01010000 01010000 01001100 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001001 01001110 01000111 01000101 01010010
>RUN TOTALLY_HELPING.EXE
>EVENS: PACKET OF PASTIES IS DELIVERED
>ODDS: DRAGON DILDOS INSTEAD

>>7369111
Nice. We had a little scuffle over here, two Trainers took offense to Sniffers, Az and >>7369090 tagging along on the way to get groceries.

They hopefully learned an important lesson in treating Pokemon with respect, and I'm pretty sure somebody filmed some of it.

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>>7369120
save the nipple save the world man
>>7369125
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7369130
> avaterfag failure.gif

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>>7369094
>N's voice comes from underneath a pile of 6 blankets
There's no curling irons Gladion
At least not under-
>>7369125
.... What was that thumping sound?

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>>7369130
What was even their problem, Azoth? Pokemon out of their balls? Either way I'd sure would have liked seeing and filming that.

>>7369139
Take the dildos and gunk up the curling iron with molten silicone.

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>>7369163
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>>7368925
I i'm sorry. I thought i was strong enough...

>slumps down...

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>>7369174
Pokemon out of their balls. Sniffers and Smeargle not only took their whole team on and won handily, but were kinder and more sympathetic to the last 'Mon standing than his Trainers were.
Sniffers even gave up his spare Potion for the Grovyle sent out to take him on, while chewing out the Trainers.
I can tell you they didn't expect that, and hopefully they'll reconsider the choices that led to them challenging us.

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>>7369163
we own fifty bad druddigon now
ive never seen this much dick in one place
this is worse than a gay sex club

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>>7369226
That grovyle is now going to have some conflicting opinions on their trainer now, they better shape up before they're left with a pokemon or more less.

>>7369201
Don't apologize! We got a lot further than I thought with a team of two.
>reassuring pets
You did fantastic.

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I have been looking into a few old magic. Would anyone like to be a test subject?
I have the proper tomes and everything, the worst that can happen is it does not work.
Ah, but I need to be there in person.

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>>7369255
01010100 01010010 01011001 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01001000 01010101 01010010 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010111 01010010 01001001 01010011 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000001 01001100 01010111 01000001 01011001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01010010 01000001 01000010 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000010 01010101 01000100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001

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>>7369255
throw them out the window
fucking hit pedestrians like some sort of dick shitting pidove

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>>7369280
I need something to do, so sure go ahead.

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>>7369349
Ah, where may I find you, sir? I have a few luck spells, a strength spell and a significant amount that I have yet to fully translate.
Do any of those peak your interest?

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>>7369422
I'm in Slateport right now.
Near that Muk you walked around with.
Nice gal that one.
I'm alright with any of those really.
Surprise me.

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>>7369266
Could you see if there's any new videos out of the Slateport area going viral? I'm curious to see if we've become a meme.
>>7369422
We're in the Slateport area, you can't miss our group. I'm also up to try a few of these out.

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>>7369471
>>7369494
I'll be there in a moment. I'm hoping to have something that can help Muk out, but it has been a long time since I have used any of this magic.

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My my that is a lot of phallus, you boys sure know how to have fun.

>>7369494
Lucky you, someone found and uploaded security camera footage of the incident to Youtube. "Pushy hooligans double down and lose doubly", 105k watches so far.
I know it's a bad idea to read Youtube comments but looks like they took a liking to Sniffers and his sportmanship.

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>He knocks on multiple doors asking where he can find a Smeargle and John McAfee.

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>>7369783
(oops)

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>>7369787
Oh hey.
Over here.
I think I see you in the distance.

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>>7369787
Hey there, good to see you!
>John waves.
The locals didn't give you too much trouble, did they?

( funny story I switched from officeguy stock photos to McAfee for this character because he did a violence in a jungle many threads ago )

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>>7369810
Ah, apologies.
>He heads towards the Smeargle.
Apologies, I wasn't sure where to find you.
>>7369877
Hello! They have been treating me as well as they normally do.
>He waves.

(Hahaha, that's amazing. Yes, I read through the desuarchives of these threads before I jumped in. I'm glad you guys keep a consistent title.)

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>>7369908
Oh that's quite alright.
Lotsa houses in this town.
(I'm just surprised we kept it up for so long)

>>7369908
a cute!
>kisses

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>>7369959
Thank you I am glad to meet you.
>He offers his hand.
>>7369985
Ah, thank you?
Is it normal to have your legs kissed by the civilian population?

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>>7370071
Its a pleasure to meet yeah.
Nice day too.
>Shakes enormous hand
So how does this magic work though?

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>>7369255
.... why...
Well.... When you get rid of them be sure to get rid of that gift basket from the fans.
I'll be under this blanket pile if you need me.
>>7369766
....... just ...... no.

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>>7370196
01000111 01000101 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010011 01010101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000010 01000101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01010011 01001000 01000001 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001001 01000110 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001110 01000111 01001001 01010010 01001100 01010011 00100000 01001011 01001110 01000101 01010111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000101 01011000 01000001 01000011 01010100 00100000 01001100 01001111 01000011 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001

>RUN WHOOPS_I_SLIPPED.EXE
>EVENS: ADDRESS IS LEAKED ON TRAINERBOOK
>ODDS: PIZZA HAS BEEN ORDERED

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>>7370071
It's good to meet you.
>John cheerfully shakes the Golurk's hand.

>>7370143
I'm quite curious as well, though I anticipate we'll find out.

>>7370196
>shitpost mode: engaged
Leave them somewhere far from the hotel room so that fans don't get any ideas.

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>>7370143
Ah, magic these days is much weaker so I have to channel it using my physical form, as I run off magic. Back when I was young it was much easier to do without preparation.
I hope that makes sense. We need somewhere clear, a field would be preferable.
>He stands on his tiptoes and looks across the horizon.
Would you mind following me?

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>>7370280
YOU SON OF A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER CODING
WE JUST FUCKING GOT THIS APARTMENT

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>>7370196
im climbing in too this is going to be another pity session
>>7370280
whyyyyyy

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>>7370196
I'm sorry hon I didn't realize you didn't enjoy the surprise gift of penis Porygon gave you

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>>7370283
>He laughs.
Come with me, we have a ceremony to do, friend.
It is a pleasure to meet you as well.

(>tfw you respond right as the other person posts)

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>>7370280
I can't even pack to move yet
All of my clothes are in the washer
And my hair will freeze if we go outside right now
>>7370297
Welcome to the pity blanket
>>7370312
I've received too many surprise sex toys over the past month to be grateful anymore

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>>7370295
>>7370297
>RUN SNIDE_WINK.EXE

>>7370312
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SUPRISE PENIS TOO I CAN HOOK YOU UP

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>>7370286
Sounds legit.
>Walks next to Golurk.
How's the forest your guarding doing?

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>>7370340
the pity blanket is the only place for me
>>7370360
im going to come over there and wipe your hard drive

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hey brock
you better prepare your anus
because im here to kick it

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>>7370340
Guess who's cuming to yer location right now?

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>>7370396
01000111 01001111 01001111 01000100 00100000 01001100 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01001001 01001101 00100000 01000010 01000101 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010011 01000101 01010110 01000101 01001110 01010100 01011001 00100000 01010000 01010010 01001111 01011000 01001001 01000101 01010011 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001110 01001111 00100000 01010011 01000101 01010010 01001001 01001111 01010101 01010011 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010100 01000101 01010010 01001110 01000101 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001101 01001111 01001110 01000111

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>>7370360
Not much of a surprise if you ask first now is it?

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>>7370424
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF IF I SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME
>>7370430
FUCK YOU

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>>7370424
..... Why me...
>>7370396
... why does this keep happening?
>The hug of a man who is dead inside

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>>7370437
IT IS NOT THE SUPRISE OF THE PENISES EXISTANCE BUT IN WHAT FORM IT COMES
>>7370464
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>>7370495
>GUN.FL UPLOADED
>EVENS BANG ODDS NOTHING

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>>7370464
>>7370483
Now hold yer keldo's
We just wanna listin' to sum Freebird.
We'ze N's biggest fans.

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>>7370483
this is the worst day of my life
>>7370495
>angry french fry noises
>>7370533
fine you redneck fucks
you touch him and youll eat through your asshole

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>>7370525
01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000010 01000101 01001100 01001001 01000101 01010110 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011

>DELET GUN

>>7364921
where'd you go?

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>>7370553
>ODDFAIL
>PORN DELETED
>EVENS BANG ODDS NOTHING

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>>7370546
This is why you should really get on with the Aether takeover and build yourself a nice bunker to get away from fangirls and rednecks.

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>>7370566
you know what fine
N we're going to aether paradise

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>>7370546
...... I am not playing Freebird for a bunch of fans wearing only Arceus' lingerie.
>Retreats further into the blanket pile

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>>7370565
>delet gun
>again

Haven't I killed you before?

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>>7370565
01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000010 01000101 01001100 01001001 01000101 01010110 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01000111 01000001 01001001 01001110 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01010000 01001111 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010011 01000001 01001100 01000001 01011010 01011010 01001100 01000101 00100000 01000100 01010010 01000001 01010111 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001111 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000111 01010101 01011001

>REMOVE GUN

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>>7370546
Eat mah cornhole?
Nuh thank you kindly, Earl might 'priciate it though.
I'l show a picture of Earl, he'd be into that gay shlick.

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>>7370587
>>7370593
>MISS
>MISS
>GUNSKILL
>LOAD EM UP
>BANG BANG BANG

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>>7370600
>Minior floats in front of the bullets

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>>7370600
01010111 01000001 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010101 01010000 01001001 01000100 00100000 01001001 01001101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000100 01001001 01000111 01001001 01010100 01000001 01001100 00100000 01000101 01001110 01010100 01001001 01010100 01011001 00100000 01000110 01001001 01000111 01001000 01010100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010111 01001001 01010100 01001000 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000111 01010101 01001110 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010011 01001001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010100 01000101 01010010 01001110 01000101 01010100 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01001111 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001111 01001110

>REMOVE SELF FROM INTERNET

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>>7370621
It's a digital gun, you have to fight it digitally.

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>>7370609
>MISS
>THE GUN AVOIDS THE METEOR
>>7370621
>FAILS DELET SOMEHOW
>BANG BANG

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>>7370600
>Cali used king's shield!

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>>7370495
And what form may that be internet boy

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>>7370643
>gets shot in the knee
>RIP adventuring

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>>7370642
>Shields Down
>EXPLOSION

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>>7370642
>HORRIBLE DIAL UP NOISES
>RUN TRI_ATTACK.EXE

>>7370650
AHA BUT THAT WOULD RUIN THE SUPRISE~

>>7370664
>GUNPOSTER IS BRUTALLY KILLED BY THE MINIOR

(ill stop with gunposting for a while its probably pissing everyone off)

>>7370675
(its all fine to me, nothing world ending)

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>>7370675
.
..
...
>A WINNER IS ME
>PLAY FF7_VICTORY.FLAC

>>7370687
(except for the gun wounds)

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>>7370667
Aw yiss surprises

>>7370687
>>7370717
(yeah i just have gotten bored of my other character and im like totally blank on what to do with him)

>>7370750
(also you can uncanonize anything gunposter does sorry if im shitting the threads up)

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>>7370420
yeah brock aint here so
moving on to kick mistys ass instead
ill be back brock you little bitch

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>>7370586
>Knocking can be heard.
We're heeere~
>>7370750
(Have you ever considered gay redneck fanboys?)

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>>7370718
>PLOPS OUT OF WEBSPACE FROM YOUR DEVICE
SUPRISE
THE SUPRISE IS ME HAHA

>>7370767
(your not, relax and don't make me get sappy.)

>>7370781
(rednecks arent my thing)
>>7370814
(alright alright thanks)

>>7370750
(Get your character a proper ending. Walk off into the sunset, get accidentally killed through wish abuse, abandon the Internet, etc...)

>>7370825
(Whos your character?)

>>7370868
(Dustbro. I don't really know what to do with him it feels like his character doesn't really have anything interesting to do besides like challenge the gyms.)

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>>7370810
Oh my! How did you do that, you weren't kidding when you said it was a surprise

>>7370894
(dude you've got superpowers use them to save GladioN from the rednecks)