ITT: Pokemon are real. Leet hackerz are in your computer. W

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>>7358220
>fire blast

>>7358193
a dumb growlithe she thinks shes so hot...

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>>7358220
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>>7358220
Turn off the pc and go around tipping my newly claimed stylish had to all the ladies.
Oh what a merry time it will be.

>>7358220
Throw my computer out the window and buy a new one, also changing my I.P

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>>7358250
Alright, now next question will be a bit tricky but its important.
Have you ever had sexual fantasies regarding your mother?

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>>7358220
They can't hack a self-contained system, so I disable its connectivity.

Speaking of connectivity, my little bro's helping pull off some crazy psychic stuff. Be with you guys in twenty.

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>>7358265
>brick throw

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>>7358335
Hey I found a brick.
What a wonderful day this proves to be.

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>>7358352
Hey nice hat.
I think it'll look better in the Gay Pride colors, sport!

>>7358285
Fuschiafag here.
I'd insult you but you'd psychoanalyze the insults, so please go away.

>>7358250
Well don't worry, that Growlithe will be in for a surprise if she shows up here.

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This is an interesting conversation i absolutely cannot understand

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>>7358403
>HELLO_NURSE.FLAC

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>>7358403
That's, like, par for the course here, bro.
'Chu will figure it out soon, just, like.... chill. Embrace the bizarre. Be one with the shitposts.

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>>7358422
Why hello, care for some eggs?

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>>7358285
what does that mean? my mom is dead.

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>>7358352
Why It does seem rather stylish this way.
>Tips
Thank you M'sir.

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>>7358437
...
>BINARY TRANSLATOR GO
WHY YES THAT SOUNDS MARVELOUS I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE EGGS WITH YOU

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>>7358392
Would you please return your Vulpix to speak?
I think were at a breakthrough.
>>7358448
Have you ever wanted to plow your dead mom?

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>>7358403
lol famalam you aren't missing much :^)

>>7358376
Oh how rude, In my haste to thank you I have forgotten to select your reply. >>7358457

>People having fun
LAUNCH A NUKE

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>>7358434
Oh i was merely referring to the Magnemite and the Porygon's conversation specifically I'm just here because my boy's been naughty and i made him apologize for it.
>>7358465
Is that so~

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Bzzzzzzt. I am your meido for today.
How may I bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt help you?

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>>7358501
YES YES I WOULD VERY MUCH SO

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>>7358499
YOU MEAN THE NUKES THAT DON'T EXIST BECAUSE THEY GOT DESTROYED 10 THREADS AGO AND BANNED IN THE PASTEBIN?

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>>7358474
plow? how would you plow a someone?

>>7358552
To be fair I got a dubs fail.

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>>7358552
this is what you look like. you should hit the treadmill.

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>>7358474
HEY YOU
STOP BEING DELUSIONAL

>>7358474
Doc, it's time to stop.

>>7358560
Don't even worry about it, he's being a creep.

>>7358535
delet this

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>>7358542
I don't think you could handle me silly boy

>>7358598
Dumb lizard do I need to come over there with a gasmask and bonk you on the head with a hammer?

Can we stop the shitposting?

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>>7358580
NICE TRY BROCK.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR VISION CHECKED OUT.
OBVIOUSLY IT'S BAD IF YOU CAN GET UP IN THE MORNING AND THINIK YOUR LIFE IS ACCEPTABLE.

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>>7358560
Plow as in, brutally fuck your dead mom's vagina.
Kinda like this.
>>7358592
Shush you have been treated for your delusional-ism.

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>>7358632
Sorry i couldn't hear you over all the hot air escaping from that fat head of yours

>flexes

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>>7358598
PERHAPS NOT BUT I WOULD CERTAINLY TRY MY HARDEST WOW >FOGHORN.FLAC
>>7358624
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Kantofag here. Does anyone know who runs the first gym?
I swear there was a guy that worked there but I can't find any record of him existing.

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>>7358633
You literally haven't done anything but use words. I have no delusions you crotchety old coot.

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>minutes backup restores and recovery late
That's one feisty Porygon-Z.

>>7358220
Shitpost at them until they bugger off.

>>7358535
DELET THIS

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>>7358655
DID I HEAR FLEXING

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>>7358675
i do.... come at me nerd.

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>>7358655
AND I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL OF THE FANS THAT LEFT YOU FOR N AND BUZZWOLE.
AT LEAST BUZZWOLE MANAGED TO HIT ME ONCE - YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO IF PIKACHU KEEPS HITTING THE HORN.

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>>7358694
>flexing intensifies

>>7358633
Hey, Doc. Watch your mouth around the kids or we'll have to take this outside.

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>>7358694
You sure did.
Come at me buddy.
>Flexes.

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>>7358675
I think you mean Blue, who is now living the life as a charizard. Yes, charizard.

>>7358305
If you guys get some interesting findings I'm listening.

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>>7358714
>>7358727
>FLEXES FURIOUSLY

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>>7358633
Why are we plowing people?
Vagina?

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>>7358633
what? fuck? what does fuck mean?

>>7358595
oh ok then...

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>>7358701
I think he meant the OTHER first gym, Brock, the one that Giovanni used to run and then Blue and now... well Blue is fukkin gone on honeymoon with Red so who knows

...I mean it could potentially be my job, I'm an ex champ and I've got nothing else to do other than raise my kid.

Don't think they'll let a pokemon run a gym though.

>>7358740
COVER YOUR EARS

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>>7358721
I'm sorry, certain words are needed to convey the urgency of the matter though.
>>7358741
DEEP INTENSE PENETRATION.
Possibly with a strap-on or something.
>>7358679
La la la I'm ignoring you.
You can't sue me if you don't exist.

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>>7358711
oh man are you turning up the heat?
or is it just me?

N is a pussy and buzzswole....
>flexes >>7358737


have you ever asked your dad why he mad you look like an overgrown blue bidoof with a fatter head and no teeth?

>>7358768
oh

>FLEXING

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>>7358664
>>7358624
>covers ears and uses sweet scent

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so im stuck with this shitty name
and i fucking hate it
been working on coming up with a new one
throw your suggestions at me
>>7358768
yeah i was gonna apply for that
but instead i came to see mom get stabbed
priorities

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>>7358791
Ok what now?

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>>7358768
Competitive battling regulations and whatnot, and good luck getting acknowledged as an ex champion at all, especially with this timeline Emry still here, untransformed, and legally the owner of your Aegislash and Umbreon.

>>7358813
Dick Rider

Alternatively, Dave Strider

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>>7358799
MAYBE IF YOU OPENED YOU EYES YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IT EXPLAINS BOTH YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN WOMEN AND THEIR COMPLAINTS ABOUT SEXUAL SATISFACTION

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>>7358799
>FLEXING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BODYBUILDERS

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>>7358807
Why is there a Salazzle posting and trying to send pheromones over the internet?

>>7358819
...oh hey there's a solution, just help the other me run the gym, since I know I'm a nice guy and all.

...once he gets over the shock anyways.

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>>7358807
>IS VAGUELY CONFUSED
? ? ? ? ?

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>>7358835
All is fair in love and war, brother.

Not that you have experience in either.

>>7358854
Don't you have a skitty to date?

(Seriously mate you've been on a date with skitty for the past 20 threads)

>>7358741
Ignore the old man with the obsolete psychiatric theories, Zorro. Let's talk house rules instead.
One, the couch and the bed are not to be chewed, scratched, soaked or burnt.
Two, Papa Frankie's special drink in the glass bottle is bad for Pokemon and shouldn't be messed with.
Still with me?

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>>7358835
That's not what your dad, Arceus said. By the way he gives Godly blowjobs. I also had to ask jirachi once way back when I was like 12 or 13 to shrink my dick by about 2 inches because the Pallet Town public transit AKA Ms. Ketchum was bitching to much.

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>>7358792
I don't need to sue you, you've lost everything already, old man. Your youth, your sanity, your money...

Meanwhile I'm having a successful life.

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>>7358799
A pussy?
I actually have capable fingers, visible eyes, and powerful Pokémon.
That's why they like me more, maybe you should try actually winning and you'll have more fans.

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>>7358852
>>7358849
It just happens when I get excited is all, pay no attention, I'm going to go be a good salazzle now and read the holy bibble.

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>>7358849
Salazzle have more hips than brains.

>>7358849
Yeah he's going to need further convincing.
On top, you will need additional pokemon of the same type for different kind of challengers, recruiting more trainers for the gym itself...

>>7358874
I think they're on a honeymoon. On a place with no moon to speak of, paradoxically.

>>7358907
the whorebible

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>>7358895
Don't you have things to do? Like sorting out your deep seeded daddy issues?

>>7358840
>flex
>flex
>FLEXXXX

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>>7358907
BUT BUT BUT
WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS ? ?

>>7358909
Yeah, and I think my other agrees that as fun as running a gym might be, if it's in FUCKING KANTO, it's probably not the best idea.

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>>7358907
Would you have some time to talk about our lord and saviour, Raptor Jesus?

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>>7358880
yeah! the couch is safe i think but whats in the bottle?

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>>7358886
'Chu're bluffing, bro.
If 'chu were legit about that, then 'chu wouldn't still be crying about
O R A N G E I S L A N D S .

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>>7358932
YOUR FLEXING SKILL IS ADMIRABLE
BUT WITNESS MY LAST FLEX OF THE DAY
>FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX

>tfw try to jump in
>everyone only replying to two people

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>>7358965
>>7358980

>KO'd by orange islands

>>7358990
(who were you)
(also yeah flex-offs get a little too crazy sometimes)

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>>7358990
Post better, or shitpost better. That's the question.

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>>7358990
(just post fampai thats how you start)

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>>7358854
ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR?
THAT'S NOT WHAT THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS SAY.
GO BACK TO YOUR PUSSY.
>>7358886
NICE TO SEE THAT YOU NAMED A VACUUM CLEANER AFTER MY FATHER.
HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH, NOR WOULD HE EVER SCREW A HUMAN.
I BELIEVE THE SAYING MOST USE AGAINST YOU IS "ORANGE ISLANDS".

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>>7358936
Sorry honey I've thoroughly embarrassed myself and killed the mood
>>7358990
Just start slapping asses, that's how my son started

>>7359005
>>7359006
>>7359007
(I'm just gonna lurk)

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>>7358932
I sorted them out by killing him.
If only you were capable of beating your problems.

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>>7359034
k senpai jump in when you feel comfortable. it's like getting in a cold pool you have to get used to it lol)

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>>7359031
MY MOOD IS EVERYTHING BUT KILLED THOUGH

ARGH

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>>7358827
yeah dick rider is a shitter name than what i have
might take dave though
cant change the last one unless i marry some douche with the last name strider

>>7358958
The bottle is whiskey. Not good for Pokemon.
Alright, rule three is 'don't run far without telling me first'. I don't mind taking a walk, or taking a trip, but I'd like to know before you skedaddle so I don't worry, and I know where to look if something happens.
Other than that, it's pretty laid-back here.
Just let me know if there's anything you'd like.

>>7359072
Actually you totally can, unless it's different wherever you are for some stupid reason.

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>>7359091
oh like sweet fire? I drank a lot of that once that stuff is good. how is it bad?

you don't have to worry about me running far!

hello! pokemon here what is a depression?
trainer has it is bad?

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>>7359184
can you try to hug? i always like hugs. they feel good.

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>>7359184
01001101 01000101

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>>7359115
dude i dont even know my last name is
fucking mom deflected the question every time
kinda wanna check and see if its any good first

>>7359226
Considering what ungodly abomination of fat sagging flesh helped in your creation, change it. As soon as humanly possible.

>>7359203
hugs hurt him
i am too sharp
>>7359218
hi there

>>7359153
Well, it doesn't take much to make me go loopy, I can't imagine how hard it would hit you, Zorro.
>>7359203
>Group hug: happen

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>>7359071
See you later cutie

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>>7359287
OH
UM
OKAY SEE YOU LATER
>HOW_CAN_A_PORYGON_BLUSH.EXE

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>>7359277
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>>7359277
hmm try to bake him a cake!


>>7359278
>hugging intensifies

haha yeah i do not have a good memory of that day.
hey what does fuck mean? how do you plow a mother? is that good?

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>>7359250
yeah ill probably do that whenever i get off my lazy ass
so probably never
just call me dave for now

>>7359381
It's not good and he was being a creep.
> Fuschiafag sighs
It's a rude word for mating.
Don't worry about it, let's just unwind.
>He flops his lanky self back on the couch and briefly checks TrainerBook.

>>7359349
yes that is me!!
>>7359381
how do you make a cake?

>>7359393
Sure, davebro, so what's thing 2/your sister up to?

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>>7359452
01011001 01000101 01010011 00100000 01010000 01000101 01010010 01001000 01000001 01010000 01010011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000011 01000001 01010010 01010110 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01010100 01010010 01000001 01001001 01001110 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000111 01001001 01000110 01010100 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001111 01001101 00100000 01010111 01001111 01001111 01000100 00100000 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 01000101 01010100 01001000 01001001 01001110 01000111

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>>7359453
fuck if i know
probably still in the future psycho analyzing her jellyfish or some shit
probably show up when we least expect it
perform some sort of witch magic to spoil my aj
and then fuck back off to the future again

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>>7359442
>confused look

>hops up on couch, circles and lays down.

>>7359452
hmm the pokemart sells them! go buy one there!
I am sad a lot to. eating something usually helps.

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>>7359453
Occult studies. Also I'm fairly sure I am thing 1 and my brother thing 2.
>>7359497
Your AJ is already spoiled, bro

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I went back to the Daycare to tell that Dragonair how fucked up what it did to me was and I think the old Man got the wrong Idea about my intentions because he locked me in the room with it.
I have been trying to avoid it and get out but if you don't hear from me than I have probably failed and in which case send help

>>7359497
...Sounds about right.
Wellp, have fun doing whatever it is your doing.

And git gud-er at the battle mansion stuff so I can be extra smug when I battle you someday.

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>>7359546
what did dragonair do? the ones i met where nice.

>>7359477
i can see about that thank you!
>>7359524
he is sad a lot and i dont know how to help without cutting him!!

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>>7359546
01010111 01001111 01010111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010101 01010000 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010010 01000100 01000011 01001111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001100 01000101 01001101 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010000 01001001 01010100 01011001

>RUN FUCK_DRAGONS.EXE
>EVENS: DRACONIC PARALYZATION SCREECH IS EMITTED
>ODDS: ORDERS A DRAGON DILDO TO YOUR LOCATION

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>>7359497
>>7359545
why me

>>7359598
why not

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>>7359545
fuck
damnit ghetsis ii
>>7359547
yeah
mostly just dicking around
>>7359598
good timing bro
what the hell is moms last name
she always just said "teeheheee the same as your fathers heeheeheee"
crazy bitch

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>>7359598
....... because Arceus hates us, apparently.

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>>7359606
please N is passed out and im stuck with these crazies
>>7359626
yeah its-
>loud dog barking
i dont know how you didnt know that

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>>7359581
do you know why sad he?

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>>7359659
yeah im gonna assume my last name is whatever the fuck ns last name is

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>>7359590
Thank you strange one, but I am still stuck in this room with it till the old man unlocks the room and who knows how long that will be considering there is at least a days worth of Food in here.
Here is hoping that I get out before she wakes up from that paralysis an-Oh Arceus her ability is Shed Skin

>>7359697
i dont!!
he seems like is always sad but trying to be happy
i want to make him happy!!

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>>7359726
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>>7359703
You mean Gropius?
>>7359659
>pokes his back

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>>7359703
gropius?
no i said the family name is-
>>7359767
yes N?

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>>7359778
son of a bitch
did mom even marry that shitbag before he died

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I remember when these threads first started, but I have no idea how they ended up like this.

They remind me of the RP threads from good old /tr/ though, any of you used to frequent those?

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>>7359778
Nothing.
Simply pointing out that I'm not passed out.

>>7359778
>throws a brick at

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>>7359726
why would you?

>>7359733
what pokemon are you? can you battle good? humans like it when you win a lot.

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>>7359778
i doubt it
sorry man its-
>>7359848
>hit by a brick
WHY
>>7359846
im glad you arent but my head hurts now

>>7359839
>but I have no idea how they ended up like this
An unhealthy mixture of both Time and extreme Autism

>>7359867
yes! im strong i can fight super good

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>>7359868
Oh Arceus, are you okay Gladion?
Anything I can do?

>>7359868
>throws a pokeball at

>>7359867
Long story, tell you later, Zorro.
You want to head to the park tomorrow?
>Fuschiafag engages question deflection mode

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>>7359952
>he rubs his head
ill be fine
but i might need some cuddles to feel better
>>7360027
>ducks
WHY HOW

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>>7360027
Stop this.

>>7360056
>throws a masterball at

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>>7359868
what the fuck
family name must be fucking cursed
have fun with your head trauma dude

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>>7360084
dont worry i promise its-
>>7360078
>jumps in front of N
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT

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>>7360054
>>7360106
>>7360056
>ghetsis's voice echos from the distortion World
>Evens it gets Heard By His children, N and Gladion
>odds May Dafoe hears it and tracks him down
Your last name Is Gropius you double Niggers

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>>7360054
>He chuckles
Certainly.
>Moves in for the -
>>7360106
...... That....
Are you alright?
Where'd it hit?
>>7360078
>NIHILEGO POWER GEM

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>>7359891
go win a badge!

>>7360044
the park? yes! that sounds super fun!

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>>7360132
alright shitbag
having fun with the rape ghost?

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>>7360132
well okay
>>7360155
>he holds the masterball up from the floor
we have a masterball now dude

>>7360161
> Fuschiafag grins.
It is pretty fun. There's usually other people and Pokemon there, so you can play, chat, maybe even have a casual battle there.

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>>7360078
>throws brick

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>>7360155
>>7360188
>shoots

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>>7360208
>bricking intensifies

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>>7360155
>Nihilego accidentally destroys the snack bag
>>7360188
I'm not sure-
>>7360208
>Bullet wound right in the stomach
>Doubles over in pain
>ZEKROM BOLT STRIKE ON SHOOTER

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>>7360233
>SHOOTS THE BRICK
>>7360236
>ded

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>>7360208
>bullet in the gut
OH MY GOD WHY
>>7360236
MY SNACKS

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>>7360246
>>7360208
ARCEUS PLS
STOP THIS MANIAC

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>>7360188
>>7360208
>>7360236
holy shit
where the hell are you guys at
sounds like you need some help
or fucking
a neighbor that isn't a cunt

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>>7360204
yeah! i need to work on my fire blast!!!

>>7360208
>>7360246
whats with the loud bang?

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>>7360246
>>7360208
not so fast fucker

you might be able to exhaust their avatar reactions folder but NOT ME

>>7360236
>>7360260
Officer Thorpe reporting we have weapons fire, medics are on the way.

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>>7360236
>>7360260
>>7360270
>>7360271
>>7360292
>>7360295
>>7360300

>GUNKIND FINAL POWER
>PARTING SHOT
>POW

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>>7360305
>miss

WHOA

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>>7360305
h-hayai

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WHY IS SOMEONE SHOOTING
>>7360305
STOP SHOOTING

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>>7360316
>>7360323
>>7360326
>EMPTY THE CLIP
>BANG BANG BANG BANG

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SEND HELP
MY DAUGHTER INHEIRITED MY CURIOSITY AND LUCY'S STUBBORNNESS
SHE WON'T STOP ASKING QUESTIONS THAT DESTROY HER INNOCENCE
RAY AND MIYA KISSED IN FRONT OF HER AND NOW SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED
I DONT KNOW HOW TO PARENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>N is fucking passed out from a gunshot wound

>>7360341
( you shot at a Kantofag, a Hoennfag and a Unovafag in one post)
( boi)

>>7360341
>ZEKROM BOLT STRIKE
>NIHILEGO POWER GEM
>ZOROARK NIGHT DAZE

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>>7360341
STOP IT
>SILVALLY CRUSH CLAW
>>7360347
fucking christ
>roll to not pass out
>apply bandages if evens

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>>7360341
>fire blast

>>7360347
>>7360377
>Medics on site, kicking in the door and medevac'ing the pair

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>>7360341
>teleports behind u

BRING MORE

(Shooter took a Zekrom Bolt Strike and the splash damage from a Zekrom Bolt Strike -he should have been dead from the first. He's a charred crisp at this point)

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>>7360394
>>7360406
>GUN FINAL TECHNIQUE
>AN ANCIENT FAVORITE
>POFF

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>>7360395
>RUN HOLY_SHIT_WHAT_JUST_HAPPENED.EXE
EVENS: CHOPPER GOES SPEEDY QUICK TO THE HOSPITAL
ODDS: OH NO THATS REALLY BAD TURBULENCE

>>7360444
(Dude. See this the post above you. You. Are. Dead)

>>7360444
( Your two targets are on separate continents boi, pick one to actually die pls )

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>>7360342
Abandon all illusions of innocence because she will surely end butting her head into something worse going in in the crew. Start practicing the "talk".

>>7360347
>>7360377
I can say now with certainty that the calamity attractor went on from Emry to GladioN.

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>>7360444
>hits e

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>>7360482
holy fuck
i only just got to meet my bros
and theyre gonna die
damnit

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>>7360490
>ESCAPE SHOT
>POW

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>>7360482
She ran headfirst into "the talk" with a side of "why is that ratatta covered in red", bro.
We're, like, so fucked.

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>oh god why does everything hurt
>who keeps shooting
>i hate police
>my feet hurt

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>>7360507
>Shooter gets turned into an origami goat

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>>7360507
>jump

I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, GUNMAN

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>>7360525
>GUNMAN IS HAVING FUN
>HES DEAD WITH GLADION AND N
>BUT HE HAS TO WIN AGAINST HIS STRONGEST ENEMY
>NINJA BUSINESSMAN BRIAN
>>7360529

>PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA

>>7360552
( Random guns out of nowhere are unfunny, please take the hint )

>>7360570
(okay fine im done)

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>>7360506
Well yeah, it's the normal now in this cursed month or year.

>>7360508
They grow up so damn fast.

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>>7360552
AUTOMATIC WEAPONRY? FUCK THAT DISHONORABLE SHIT I'M OUT

>>7360570
YOU TELL HIM

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>>7360508
Worse, Lucy slept through all of it.
She's going to go nuclear when she wakes up and Page suddenly understands the concept of sex.
Send help I fear I'm a dead cat.

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>>7360593
fuck
>>7360525
hey god
can you fix my bros
id like to actually get to
you know
fucking know them before they die

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>everything hurts
>oh god
>why

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>>7360629
>RUN SEND_HELP.EXE
>EVENS: FLOWERS HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO YOUR LOCATION
>ODDS: ITS THE FUCKING PAPERCLIP GUY

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>>7360630
Yeah sure, kid.
Gladion and N are healed of the gunshot wounds and returned to their apartment.

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>>7360650
>thonk

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>>7360686

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>>7360658
>oh okay it doesnt hurt anymore i gue-
>>7360707
OWW WHAT THE FUCK
WHYYYYYYY

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>>7360657
...
>Deletes Clippy from his dex

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>>7360746
>A GUN COMES OUT OF THE POKEDEX

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>>7360658
>N wakes up gasping and sputtering for air
>He rolls over so he's face down on the bed and just kinda
>Lays there
>Shaking and shit

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>>7360733
because youre a dickhead

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>>7360767
...
>Deletes gun

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>>7360793
>cuddle the poor sad prince
>>7360796
fuck u

>>7360796
Well... maybe a little.
>Fuschiafag has a sensible chuckle.

>>7360802
>gunman is delet

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>>7360796
bro
i have fucking exclusive claims to calling my bros dickheads and shit
im gonna have to like
fucking sue or something

>>7360833
>GUNMAN IS STILL ALIVE?

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>>7360629
And she has the typing advantage, say your prayers and achieve peace with yourself.

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>>7360816
no one has told me what that means.

>>7360823
man that guy is full of himself

>>7360852
you cant sue a pokemon you dumb human

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Just so you know I'm doing fantastic. Have fun with your guns, I am playing in the snow.

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>>7360882
>SHOOT THE SNOW

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>>7360881
then i guess ill just kick your ass
how about that dickbag

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>>7360890
There's more snow where that came from.

>>7360890
Could it be? The Shootmaster General of myth and legend?

>>7360897
Fuschiafag here, over my dead body.

>>7360881
Zorro, let's stop saying mean things about this guy. It's starting to be poor taste.

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>>7360816
>return the cuddle shakily

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>>7360816

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>>7360911
>MELT
>>7360920
>FRIZZ UP FUSCHIAFAGS HAIR

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>>7360890
Enough, enough. Gun elemental, I banish thee to the elemental plane of guns where as a punishment you will be forever condemned to jam. Begone.

(even dubs and it actually happens)


>>7360924
Ahahahaha hersheys.

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>>7360920
ok im sorry i have a big mouth . i just dont like it when weaklings cant back up their talk

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>>7360921
>hug
>>7360924
where did this come from
thank you arceus
>splits it with N

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>>7360920
look dude
either the fox lays the fuck off my bros
or i come kick both your asses

>>7360934
>Fuschiafag's hair is a poofy mess.
>He doesn't seem to mind.
Welp.

Vapey, Zorro, let's relax and cuddle or watch Finding Feebas or something.

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>>7360934
You make a fantastic dirt patch. Should I make a sandwich so you can keep going?

>>7360944
Um, they're tougher than they look, Zorro. Trust me on this, it's a bad idea to antagonize them enough to get up and come here.

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>>7360940
BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>7360951
>>7360959
>>7360975
>MAKES EVERYTHING ANNOYINGLY WARM

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>>7360991
No idea how you managed to mess that up but you certainly did.
I'm going to make a sandwich.

>>7360991
> Off comes the shirt.
> Vapey looks over.
It's a little toasty in here.

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>>7360959
>>7360984
ok.... i like that movie!
>hops in Fuschiafag's lap

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>>7360991
pffft
good job dude
you missed with a hairdryer

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>>7360991
I BESTOW UPON YOU A GIFT OF GREAT POWER AND SOAKING

USE IT WISELY

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>>7361022
>>7361023
>>7361049
>HAIRDRIER TECHNIQUE
>100 DEGREES OF FURY

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>>7360991
It's already annoyingly warm here dickwad.
Jay, Supersonic the floating gun from gunspace.

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>>7361058
>likes the heat

can you turn it up a little?

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>>7361057
I ACCEPT IT
>>7361091
>>7361106

>TECHNIQUE CHANGE
>INTERVIEWKIND
>HOW HOT REALLY IS IT?

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>>7360948
>Tightly return hug and accept half of chocolate

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>>7361110
i think i say it is almost hot enough

needs to be little hotter though

>relaxes

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>>7361113
>ohmaninthatbriefmomentofdeathiforgothowcuteheis
>kiss the gropius

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>>7361110
We're talking "worst forest fires in a decade" hot here.

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>>7361113
>>7361134
>>7361142
>>7361155

>TECHNIQUE: A FISTFUL OF FLAMES
>VWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>7361058
ah yes
toasty
not as toasty as my right nip
but you tried

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>>7361142
>if evens he kisses Ghetsis's ghost instead
Haha faggot

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>>7361178
ILL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT
>>7361181
SIR YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME

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>>7361162
>stands directly in front of dryer

oh yeah! thanks!

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>>7361142
>Kiss the Gladion
>>7361181
>really considering the merits of cleanse tags

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>>7361193
Over my Dead Body
>Returns to the distortion world

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>>7361216
>THROWS THE BADGE

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>>7361193
what the fuck
why
i didn't do shit

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>>7361236
DUEL ME

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>>7361236
>>7361246
>Watches.
>Eats popcorn.

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>>7361246
>Don the Aegislash
>Slash at the man

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>>7361271
man im bored

>>7361195
Fuschiafag here.
I'll take note of you being a fan of the hair dryer, 'kay?

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>>7361314
>OH GOD
>PAIN
>SLASH AT THE COOL KID

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>>7361326
you dont? its so nice!

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>>7361321
Thank you very much.
>>7361314
>>7361342
I see we have a winner already.

>>7358220
>Pokemon are real
Okay first thing I would do is fuck Gardivoir

>>7361353
I kinda like it, I'll admit. Vapey's not a huge fan of it, though. Her happy place is the bathtub.
>Fuschiafag smiles.

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>>7361376
that's gross though.

>>7361391
Shut it saltmine. Go cry about not being a zigzagoon or something.

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>>7361326
Hair driers consume a lot of electricity, maybe you should consider a blanket, or even an electrical one.

>>7361376
How trite.

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>>7361391
YOURE A FART
>VWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>7361383
i dont like getting wet too much for me. you should hire a sandslash to dig vapey a pool!

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>>7361411
>tfw i am better off dead than being a zigzagoon

>>7361427
EH?!

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>>7361454
FART BABY
FART BABY
>VWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>7361464
STAHP I DONT HAVE HAIR