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Shopping Montage?

>>7342459
Inquire about what exactly a proper kiss entails.

Also these demons are surprisingly... hospitable and welcoming?

>>7342640
Hells not as bad as we thought...

>>7342640
Being a demon doesn't imply being bad, it's only a different moral.

>>7342459
Carry him to the mall with your huge muscles while he guides you.

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>>7342459
NEW BOOTS HELL YEAH


>>7342640
supporting this

>>7342640
>>7342660
>>7342672
Yeah these demons are pretty chill!
But hey, maybe these guy's aren't the worst offenders-maybe deeper into hell there's a bunch of awful, nasty fucks who REALLY need some Salvation.

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>>7342640
>>7342583
>You ask what a proper kiss would look like, and he smirks, promising to show you later.
>You arrive at the mall, and spend an exorbitant amount of time trying on outfits at Perry's behest, some more scandalous than others.

>>7344138
>he smirks, promising to show you later
I'm falling for this semen demon.

((i sleep now, love u all))

>>7344154
Sleep well, magic man.
Dream of demons.

>>7344138
Damn, those legs go all the way up.

>>7344154
Good night friend.

>>7344154
Bonne nuit, à demain~

>>7344198
and i want to go all the way down

>>7344154
L8er bby

>>7344138
If we can take one pick the first one, the other ones look 2 gay 4 me

>>7344640
Seconded, keep some of your decency while you're here in hell.

Demon Bump for the Angel Rump

>>7344640
thirded, really accentuates the awkward virgin vibe, lots of clothing layers to rip off, it's great

Bump for Zaph!

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I need to find out where you put your art. Do you have like a Tumblr or something?

>>7349303
not him but http://tinynsfw.tumblr.com/

>>7349347
>mountains of gay shit

cool
also explains a lot

Please don't die

>>7350365
((im awake now, just dealing with a major headache. updates eventually))

>>7344138
Vote for becoming a magical girl in the name of the Lord

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>>7344640
>>7344712
>You settle on a nice and modest ensemble, and while Perry pokes fun at you for it, you can tell from the way he's eyeing you appreciatively that he doesn't mind.
>The two of you exit the mall, and somehow wind up with your fingers laced together again. "You hungry? Let's head to my place, I'll make us lunch." He inches closer, eye lidded seductively. "... Afterwards, we'll see about that kiss."

>>7351181
Try very hard (but fail) at suppressing your... throbbing excitement at this hand holding.

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((OOC update: mona colors
i'll do refs like this or just silly one-off scenarios every once in a while
you can ask questions or give feedback too if you want i guess? this is my first quest so i'm not sure how things are going))

>>7351938
This is already one of my favorite quests I've read, so you're doing something right! Keep it up!

>>7351938
I pictured her pink, neat.

Also this is the first quest I've ever been interested in and I've been browsing this site for as long as I can remember. You're doing great. I'd appreciate some more straight though.

>>7351938
IMO, you've been doing well! The art is great, and characters cute.

>>7351938
Shits is cash yo, it's really nice

The demon designs are pretty cool my dude, keep that shit up
L

>>7351565
Seconding

>>7351181
[ANGELIC SCREECHING]

>>7351938
It's super neat. Don't worry about coloring every part, though; sketches are super cute as they are.

You're doing really well.

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>>7351181
>The trip to his house is uneventful, though it's difficult to prevent your mind from... wandering.
>The interior is much cleaner than before, and Perry leads you through the double doors you'd never entered before into a sizable room. A tidy kitchen sits in the corner, which he strolls lazily towards.
>You've read that demons don't need to eat, either, so you're a bit perplexed by the complexity of the kitchen area. You voice your confusion, and he laughs. "Randall really likes to eat, so I cook for him. It's something to do, I guess." He opens the fridge, taking stock of the contents. "Salad work for you, Zaph?"

>>7353352
Say you're more into HEFTY PORTIONS OF MEAT with a sly wink.

Also, inquire about that skull on top of the fridge. We're pretty tall, we could probably see it.

>>7353489
Seconding

>>7353489
NO. You need to convert this sinner over a light salad.

>>7353530
THE HEAVIER WE ARE THE BETTER OUR "I'M TOO FULL I CAN'T FUCK" EXCUSE WORKS. WE CAN PROBABLY GET RANDALL TO HELP US CONVINCE THIS GUY ANYWAY.

>>7353352
Agree to a salad, and let's go over our tactics for converting this demon.

>>7353530
A light salad makes you sound cute with a side of self conscious, take it dude.

>>7353815
We see if he's into bondage, if he is, offer to tie him up. When we get to that point, play up the "innocent virgin" character by grabbing each of his body-horns asking if that's his dick when you know damn well where it is. Once you get to his real dick, grab inbetween his legs and pull out the bible from behind him that you put there with angel magic or whatever and then get to it.

>>7354055
I second this. Once he's tied up he has no choice but to listen to the holy way! what's he gonna do, use demonic powers? Everyone knows Holy might is much more powerful than demonic wrath, right? I think I'm right...

>>7354055
Do we even know how to tie someone up though?

>>7354198
That's the thing, we can just sheepishly ask him how to do it if we genuinely don't, playing up our character more. It'll be even more of a turn on, because then we tie him up just how he likes it and wants it.

>>7354240
That could be our primary way of conversion actually, act all meek and shy, lulling demons into a false sense of security before purification.

I vote that we try it out.

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>>7353530
>>7353815
>>7353843
>A salad sounds nice, you tell him. He smiles with a nod and gets to work. Among the several ingredients he prepares, there's a jar of what appears to be thick, gooey honey.
>It doesn't take very long to prepare, and in due time he's tossing it expertly in a bowl before dishing out plates. The portions are modest, but not too modest. The leaves appear to be glazed in a honey vinaigrette of sorts.
>You take a bite...
>... it's tasty.

>>7354456
i want perry to toss my salad

>>7354456
Let's make small talk.
Like, what's in the salad or where do you find these ingredients?

>>7354482
You and me both Anon.

>>7354456
That's not vinaigrette, that's demon cum

>>7354507
This. Also compliment his cooking.

>>7354456
Compliment the salad, then ask if he treats all of his "guests" this well.

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>>7354513
uh oh spaghettios

>>7354456
"Boy! You sure are good at tossing salads! Why I think I could watch you toss salads all day!

>>7354513
Bee demon semen

Beemonic cum

It's tasty

>>7354605
It IS hip to fuck bees after all.

>>7354513
I feel like it's safe to assume every liquid we come into contact with is ejaculate of some kind.

>>7354456
Perry already knows we're an angel right? I figure now would be a good time to ask him about how he met Randall. The hospitality the two have shown has been leagues above the people ogling us in the streets or groping us in clubs. It also'd be nice to learn how demons perceive angels generally, beyond fuckholes.

>>7354717
This so much

>>7354717
YES, TO EVERYTHING YES

>>7354514
ALSO, ask if the knives are shaped like dicks.

>>7354909
you can clearly see that they aren't

>>7355020
well
they could technically be shaped like knife shaped dicks

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>>7354717
>It also'd be nice to learn how demons perceive angels generally, beyond fuckholes.
>beyond fuckholes
>

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>>7354456
>You take a few more bites... Perry does the same.
>You start to feel relaxed, and quite warm. You're kind of zoning out staring at Perry's face, though he seems to be in a similar state.

>>7356636
...did... did he DRUG us?

That bitch.

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>>7356636
>When did you end up on the couch?
>You try to think about it, but it's incredibly difficult to focus. Everything is hazy and sluggish and getting hotter. You're sweating.
>Your clothes feel too tight, too restrictive, and you dazedly notice yourself say as much. Perry feels the same way, and you both clumsily help each other undress, giggling.

>>7356636
>>7356657
YOU FUCKING SALAD EATERS. YOU GOT US DATE-RAPE DRUGGED... Bring on the demon cock!

>>7356657
Zaph, stop! You're a good angel! You wouldn't fuck a demon under the effect of some aphrodesiac, even if you're burning with lust and he's so very attractive and he could make you feel so good...

Although even if you did, it wouldn't really be sin. It's not your choice, is it? You HAVE to do this, right?

I mean, there'd be plenty of time for scripture afterwards. You're going to be teaching him about what they do in Heaven, it's only fair he teaches you what they do in Hell.

>>7356657
PRESS
THE
BUTTON

>>7356657
Don't give in! Remember your lord and pray for him to cleanse your body of the poison Perry has given you.

Failing that do this
>>7356849

>>7356657
Your friend's sweating from how warm it is inside, continue undressing him in earnest! You gotta help Perry cool off!

>>7356849
Don't press the button! Guards will beat the shit out of Perry if you do!

>>7357283
As far as I'm aware he didn't pay enough money to touch our no no spot. He hasn't yet, but with the way he DRUGGED US, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>7357333
Keep in mind that he also drugged himself.

>>7357375
True dat

>>7356657
Don't worry! If he tries to touch your junk he'll just find your emergency scripture! You remembered to put your abstinence verse in there right?

>>7356657
"Would... would you liek to hear about our lard and saivor?"

>Good things Perry has done:
>Let us keep his clothes.
>Buy us NEW clothes.
>Make us feel pretty.
>Is pretty.
>Spent presumably expensive honejaculate on our salad along with his own to get us in the mood.
>Has that Randall game on lock.
>Bad things Perry has done:
>Nothing.
Please do no push button.

>>7357633
Yeah man, he's just having some more fun with us now.

>>7357633
Seconded.

USE THE BIBLE
USE THE BIBLE
THE
BIBLE

>>7356657
begin screaming after you realize he and you both only have one eye

Bumping for humping.

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>>7356657
>Your naked bodies feel slick against each other, covered in sweat. The heat is almost unbearable. Perry straddles your waist and descends in a deep, frantic kiss. Your gut coils with unrestrained lust.
>You feel his erection twitching against yours, and every subtle movement feels better than the last. "I can't touch you," he whispers hoarsely. "Can you... touch yourself for me? Please..."

>>7359120
See? He's not breaking the rules! He's a good demon who just wants you to enjoy yourself.

What a selfless soul. He might not even need saving.

>>7359120
Well I mean...he did say please.

>>7359120
Jerk off, but look really awkward while you do it.

>>7359120
Say he has to swear himself to the lord and salvation before you continue. Fight the drugs, god damn it.

>>7359350
Edging... for the LORD!

The passion is so fierce. I really love the chemistry between these two already.

>>7359120
Quickly consult your bible to determine whether this is a suitably righteous course of action.

>>7359168
>>7359186
>>7359285
Seconding these two

>>7359120
C'mon Zaph, fight this temptation!
Think of it, is your eternal salvation really REALLY worth a few moments of feeling good?

You can save yourself AND Randall, just clear your head!

Aphrodesiac isn't playing very fair now hell.

>>7359350
YES

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>>7359120
>The couch is melting around you. It takes you several seconds to process his plea, but your hand is already wandering towards your groin. You inhale sharply as you wrap your hand around your length, stroking softly.
>"L-like this?..." you murmur. Your cheek is being rubbed affectionately, and you hear a series of muffled, encouraging noises. You think it's Perry, but you're not sure, because you're looking where you think he should be, and all you see is a swirling kaleidoscope of colors, vaguely humanoid.

God damn it, we suck.

Just use the halo as a cockring already.

>>7360299
ALART. EMARGENCY. PENIC.

I hope Perry sticks it in.

>>7360299
It doesn't matter if we can't see him, continue!

Panic Fap!

((see u folks in the morning))

>>7360299
Fight the corruption Zaph!
Giving into lust can't be that good...can it?
C-can it?

>>7360440
Oh you cocktease.
No but seriously this quest is pretty fun. Looking forwards to tomorrow.

>no matter what we suggest, OP is still going to be a fag and draw gay shit

Man I came here for flat chested demon girls, not this homo shit.

>>7360510
Fuck off retard.

>>7360510
Seems the other way around to me. All the anons are pushing for gay shit instead of what we came down here for.

>>7360510
kys het scum

>>7360510
I just want to convert sinners.

But all the gay shit is winning. We're an angel, not the demons.

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>>7360539
k faggot

>>7360510
desu baka senpai

>>7360510
>jesus christ spoke the truth and his disciples hated him for it

>>7360510
>tfw you came here for the gay shit

>>7360510
>we suggest
>we
Last I checked there were people rooting for demon penis. Don't get upset that a quest thread doesn't go your way.

bump for demon

>>7360999
nice trips my dude

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>>7360299
>You belatedly recall your Scripture. You retrieve it in your other hand, and spend an eternity turning it over, mesmerized by the texture and heft.
>You swear you feel the guiding warmth of the Savior's hand on your shoulder, and you open the holy tome with a giggle before reciting a particularly uplifting passage. The shifting forms before you cuddle up to you, listening intently.
>Your sermon is the most beautiful thing you've ever experienced. Your voice booms with the Almighty's strength.

>>7365201
Well, uh. Keep doing what you're doing I guess. Let's just hope God intervenes if shit goes any further south.

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>>7366012
>You perceive the sensations flooding your body, feeling strangely detached. You watch your lips part in a final, sacred prayer. Tears stream down Perry's face as he struggles to comprehend the presence of the Divine before him.
>You climax simultaneously, and the world sharpens around you. The overwhelming love and adoration of the Lord fades from your breast, leaving you gasping in an immaculate afterglow.

>>7366313
That was a wild trip dude. You may want to clean up after yourself.

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This art is actually really good. I'd almost say it's a shame it's gay demon porn, but, I mean.
I'm here for the gay demon porn, so.
(Straight demon porn is good too, OP)

>>7366313
pass out happily?

>>7366556
((zaph is bisexual
there will be women))

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>>7366645
((also OOC update #2: mona is a sadist in the bedroom. the more you know))

>>7366313
Pass out / cuddle until the LSD wears off, and hope your sermon was coherent.

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>>7366733

>>7366313
G O O D L O R D
O
O
D
L
O
R
D

>>7366645
Speaking as someone else who came here for gay demon porn, I figured as much.

>>7366757
Seconding this

>>7366313
Getting a absofacto- dissolve vibe (Mostly because I've been listening to so much of it.)

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>>7366313
>Exhausted to your core, you blissfully drift off, Perry nuzzling you affectionately before doing the same.

>>7370444
After what we did to the chair I was worried our little sermons would end up turning other things into ash. Looks like we're good for now.

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>>7370444
>You wake feeling rested and thoroughly satisfied. Perry's ambling about the kitchen, having already wiped both of you off and folded your attire neatly beside the couch. "Hey, cutie." He squeezes his eye shut at you with a grin. You belatedly realize it's supposed to be a wink. "Mind telling me what the hell happened there? I've never felt so safe during a trip before."
>You smile and explain that the embrace of God can have that effect on people. He snorts. "Well, whatever it was, I liked it. Maybe Randall isn't that crazy after all." Your pendant is curiously silent, so he may need further convincing.
>You slip back into your clothes. Perry wraps his arms around you firmly with a peck on the cheek. "I had fun today. Did you?"
>What do you say?

>>7370715
Aaaaa that's cute. Say yes, and but chide him a bit for drugging you without warning.

>>7370715
I'd have a better time if you'd just convert to God you Christ-less heathen.

>>7370715
"Well, I would have appreciated a warning, but... yes. Maybe we could, um, spend some time together outside of work? I could teach you more about Heaven, you could teach me more about Hell~"

>>7370792
Pretty much this. Kinda a dick move on his part but we did enjoy ourselves.

>>7370811
oh yes

>>7370811
>>7370951
Beyond just fucking, spending more time with someone who we aren't actively lying to and finding out more about Hell is a very good idea.

>>7370811
this

>>7370983
I mean, I also want that Randall/Perry/Zaph threesome to go down, but this is a good point,

>>7371191
I think you mean foursome? (Gotta get a lil mona in there for those bisexuals/resilient straights.)

>>7360350
I'm gonna draw Zaph using his halo as a cock ring, if there's any objections speak now.

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>>7370792
>>7370811
>You tell him you had a great time, though you wish he'd have warned you about the mind-altering substances ahead of time. "Huh, no one's complained about that before. I'll definitely do that next time, though!" He gives that slightly awkward little wink of his again.
>You also shyly inform him that you'd be happy to spend more time with him outside of your profession, get to know each other better. He chuckles, trailing a finger beneath your chin. "Anytime, cutie. I'll give you our number." Perry rummages around for a sticky note, scrawling a phone number on it and cheekily slipping it into your pocket.
>It's getting late, and you're ready to head home. You say your goodbyes, and Perry blows you a kiss as you leave.

((srry for sparse updates today, i'll try to get more done tomorrow. crashing for now))
>>7371810
((you have my blessing))

>>7371879
(Aww, don't worry about it.)

(Thank you for the permission, my terrible drawing should be done in a day or two.)

>>7371879
No probs my dude, keep that shit up yo

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>An idea comes to you suddenly
>You slide your halo down onto your shaft
>This feels somewhat sacrilegious
>It's surprisingly snug

(I'd put more effort into this, but I want it off my computer right now. I may try to make something better tomorrow.)

>>7373547
>It's almost as if... god intended you to do this.

>>7373547
>>7373734
Take the body of the lord into your mouth~

>>7371755
I'd rather not mix Mona in with Perry and Randell, simply because one of those three hasn't been given the word of the Lord.

And also because she'd ruin any chance you had at your quest. And also probably ruin some other things.

Bump before sleep

If trips, we marry Randall and Perry and live a nice comfy life in hell.

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>>7371856
>The walk to your suite is undisturbed. You take a quick, relaxing shower, say your routine bedside prayer, and nestle under the covers for a dreamless sleep.

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>>7379067
>Once again you awaken to the din of your telephone. It's Mona, and she apparently has an "extra-special" client for you--one that's paid for the full experience, to boot. It seems word travels quickly in Hell, and Perry had only glowing praise for you. You're a bit nervous, but you get dressed and head out towards the club.

>>7379411
Be on your best behavior angel boy~

(Maybe brush up on some bible before going to this "special" client, we don't know how hard it may be to convert them.)

>>7379411
Can we make or get multiple copies of the Bible to give out? It could be our signature/calling card

>>7379617
Yeah, mini bibles!

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>>7379580
>You pore over your sacred text on the way over, the familiar passages soothing your anxiety, if only slightly. When you arrive, Mona compliments your outfit. "Now listen, this client's a tourist of sorts, so they might ask you to do weird stuff. Just roll with it, but be sure to press that button if anything goes REALLY wrong. Your safety's most important, y'hear?" She smiles warmly, patting your shoulder.
>"Alrighty, let's go meet today's guest." She takes you by the arm and leads you indoors.

>>7379681
Put on a smile and look cute for our important guest.

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>>7379701
>You perk yourself up, forcing an amicable appearance. Might as well make a good first impression.
>Waiting for you is a short, rotund sheep demoness, dressed unusually modestly for the environment. She freezes up when she sees you, bringing her hands to her face with reddening cheeks. "O-oh my gosh," she stammers, "you're really handsome..."
>Mona giggles at her, introducing the two of you. Her name appears to be Claudia. You head out the door with her, but she stops, fidgeting shyly and blushing furiously. Finally she works up the courage to ask you if she can hold your hand, tripping over her words in the process.
>How do you respond?

>>7379681
>this client's a tourist of sorts
inb4 it's an angel and they recognize us

>>7379880
Let her do it, hand holding can't kill ya.

>>7379880
Say yes.


Then hold BOTH her hands!

>>7379880
sorry miss, hand holding is far too sinful
then say jk and do it anyway
jokes will soothe her anxious mind

>>7379976
Seconding this

>>7379880
"I'm gonna RAPE your hands with mine!"

>>7379987
Don't rape the shep

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>>7379976
>>7379979
>You make a straight face and tell her that hand-holding is far too lecherous. Tears well in her eyes, and you panic, mumbling an awkward "just kidding" before entwining your fingers with hers.
>She blinks back the moisture from her eyes, but doesn't say anything, instead starting to lead you away from the Eighth Circle, her gaze cemented timidly at her feet. That could have gone better.

>>7381050
Things can't be as they seem. We've been coaxed into a snafu way too many times.

Ask where she's from, maybe? Get something going.

>>7381050
Apologize and mention that most of your clients usually like that joke.

Then go with >>7381149

>>7381050
we fucked it
uh
yeah, ask where she's from, she doesnt seem to be from around these parts

>>7381149
>>7381211

Both of these

>>7381211
Supporting this

And ask her what did she mean by "full experience" were not skilled in bed at all unless she means the full "in a relationship act" experience

>>7381358
...oh no, that's exactly what she means, isn't it?

We found the one person in all of existence who is less experienced than us

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>>7381149
>>7381211
>>7381215
>You apologize with a penitent smile, stroking her palm with your thumb reassuringly as you tell her your clients usually like that. She looks up at you quietly, murmuring a small "it's okay."
>You ask where she's from. "Um, it's kind of embarrassing, but... Gluttony," she admits, fidgeting nervously. "Y-you can probably tell though, huh..." She worries at the edge of her tight skirt, hiking it down self-consciously. "S-sorry... your other clients must look a lot nicer than me." She averts her gaze, troubled.

>>7381656
Insist you don't mind at all, and that if you're being honest she's actually more your type. Ask why she came though, and why the full experience?

>>7381656
Tell her it's ok, lie and tell her all of our clients have been very thin, and we wouldn't mind girls with some meat on them, it would be a nice chance, we have extra places to pinch and grab during sex now

Ask her where would a cute lady like her would like to go now?

>>7381761
Yeah, we don't want to hurt the lil ball of fluff now do we?

>>7381769
Whoa dude, that's way too up front. She's gonna turn into a tomato if you say that!

>>7381656
>gluttony
called it
lordy be she is precious

>>7381769
supporting this

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I'm not OP but I did draw a picture of Zaph during class the other day on some shitty lined paper.

>>7381837
fuckin christ its sideways

>>7381808
a cute little fluffy tomato

>>7381860
Now that you put it that way, it doesn't sound half bad.

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>>7381837
Good shit anon

>>7381837
hey that's pretty good

keep it up

>you fuckers trying to act suave
>forgetting that Zaph is spaghetti incarnate

>>7382249
Zaph is spaghetti and Claudia is the tomato.

>>7382249
>implying he can't gain confidence

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>>7381769
>>7381761
>You tell her there's nothing wrong with that, or her c-c-cute body. Her cheeks flush, but she doesn't respond.
>You ask where she's taking you, and what she's looking for out of the "full experience". Claudia stammers fruitlessly for a bit, beet red. "Um, my hotel room, because I-I just wanted to see what it's like..." She trails off, then tenses up. "Oh! B-but we don't have to--we don't have to have s-sex! Unless! You want to! I mean!" She clams up and stops walking, releasing your hand and hiding her face with an anguished whimper.

>>7382425
Kneel down and pull her in for a hug, and tell her there's something you can offer her that's way better than sex.

[whisper]Salvation.[/whisper]

>>7382425
We tomato boys

Time to sit her down, explain that God loves her no matter what she weighs, and then almost suffocate under that fluff muff.

>>7382446
this lmao

>>7382425
Supporting this
>>7382446
But are there places where we can go eat? Ae could have dinner with her and then go to her hotel room

>>7382514
Yeah, sure, let's ask the incredibly weight-conscious gluttony demon to dinner. Nothing possibly could go wrong.

>>7382613
We're going to just a salad m8
Then we're going to her apartment

>>7382514
>Have dinner
>with a gluttony demon

Yeah, unless she's paying, we'd go bankrupt.

Unless she's into food and belly play which we could subsitute for sex. Then she'd be vulnerable enough to hear about the lord.

>went from gay shit to bbw shit
eh, mite b cool

>>7382446
Hmm, I like that idea but it feels a little too soon for that.

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>>7382425
>You pat her shoulder gently, asking if she's alright. She takes a few deep, shaky breaths, then nods, tentatively taking your hand again.
>"Gosh, um... I'm actually really hungry right now. Do you think we could... go somewhere to eat first? I-I'd pay, of course!" The poor thing is staring up at you with the biggest puppy-dog eyes you've ever seen.

>>7383041
Sure
But only a salad or a steak, or both
Then we go to her hotel room

>>7383041
"Of course, sweetie."
smile and timidly kiss her on the forehead.
Apply spaghetti where necessary.

>>7383073
Yes, please!

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>>7382944
cry harder

>>7383131
I'm gonna be impressed if we get a repeat of two nights ago. When it comes to a quest you need to accept that you aren't the only person playing.
>>7383041
>tfw can't offer her the blood of the lord

>>7383245
I wonder what the going rate is for the holy sacrament down here.

>>7382718
>belly play instead of sex

S-seconded

>>7383774
Third
Maybe we can help her feel more comfortable about her body?

>>7383833
Fourth! More of her to love!

>>7383131
>says mite b cool
>hurr durr he must have a problem with it

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>>7383073
>"Of course," you tell her, and she lights up with an adorable smile.
>You think about kissing her on the forehead, but you're far too shy and afraid of startling her.
>She trots off with you in tow, and it's not long before you arrive at a rather classy Italian-themed establishment. The waiter at the front is even wearing pants. "Table for o--two, please," chimes Claudia. He eyes you two respectfully, commenting on how lovely it is to meet others with a sense of decorum.
>You're seated in a cozy booth, menus and silverware laid out before you. You quietly peruse the available foods. You don't think you could eat very much right now, but your companion is eyeing the menu with great interest, salivating.

>>7384838
Well shoot man, you can't order something small. It'll make her self-conscious about the colossal meal she's obviously going to order.

>>7384838
Order a salad. Get one for her, too. Extra honey.

>>7384838
Ask what she'd reccommend.

>>7384981
>implying fat people eat salads

We want her to be herself, not try and be healthy for our sake.

>>7384838
Tell her to not eat too much so we don't spend a lot time here and get enough time to go back to her hotel room

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>>7381050

>>7385195
>Making her feel self conscious about eating
Anon you dingle

>>7385186
Yeah, I think it'd be good to see what she'd like, if it's multiple dishes choose what sounds best.

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>>7385186
>You ask her what she'd recommend.
>"Everything looks so good! Gosh, I might have to get the entire menu!" She giggles to herself, but you honestly can't tell if she's joking at this point.
>You settle for a nice hellcrab fettuccine, making sure to inquire about any *side-effects* before ordering. The waiter assures you there's nothing of the sort.
>Claudia proceeds to order the entire menu, as promised. You are filled with a sense of dread.

>>7386092
Hey, it's her bill. Let her do what she wants.

While food is on it's way, maybe ask what it's like down in Gluttony and what led her to come here?

>>7384102
i dunno about you but what I heard was certainly the voice of cynicism

basically this is free commission quality shit, complaining about it at all is fucking retarded even if it doesn't cater to your every whim.

>>7386163
Was probably just making light of the complaining about gay shit from earlier. Obviously it's silly to complain about something as vanilla as chubby girls.

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(( OOC update #3: i have nothing to say about charles other than my friend thought he was hot ))

>>7386146
Yeah, lets make small talk while our order is prepared.

>>7386378
(I'm not surprised, hah.)

(Good night sweet thread~)

>>7387436
Night! As one of the anons pushing the hardest for gay demon sex, let me just say that ewemon is a cute and I love her.

(( it is time for bed goodnight friends ))

>>7387899
Rip

>>7386378
Your friend isn't wrong. Also sweet dreams drawfriend.

CAUGHT
IN THE ARMS
OF
AN ANGEL

death bump

Zaphriel needs to teach the other angels to take the sticks out of their asses and replace them with demon dicks.

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>>7386455
>>7386146
>It takes you a few attempts to snap her out of her daydreaming, but you ask Claudia about Gluttony, her home Circle, and why she came here.
>"Oh, uh, it's... a lot different from here! You can eat... anything. Even tables and chairs. Or the plane itself!" She grins fondly. "It's hard to go hungry there, I guess." Her expression shifts nervously.
>"And... I'm visiting because I. I wanted to. Um." She takes a deep, trembling breath. "I-wanted-to-see-what-it's-like-to-have-a-boyfriend? No one's really... interested in me, over there, so I thought... I could just..." she trails off, lip wavering dangerously. "Is that... okay?"

>>7393706
She's cute and nice. Offer to be her boyfriend.

>>7393706
I dunno.
Being a dedicated boyfriend is a big responsibility, especially for a gluttony demon.

Try to remain ambiguous about it for now and say something along the lines of, "Yes, it's perfectly okay. I'm happy to help." And actually, segway this into telling her that you'd like to share something with her when you get back to the hotel, (namely your scripture and the love she could feel in God's light amongst the people that live within it).

She doesn't seem to really want sex. She wants a lot of care and attention.
Maybe later, but right now, getting our wings is the important part. We can date sheep girls later.

I just realized how long that order would take to get to the table.

At least it'd be gone fast enough.

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>>7393706
>You begin to acknowledge the boyfriend issue before she stammers and interrupts you. "Omigosh! I don't expect you to d-date me for *real* I-I just wanted to rent your services for a day a-and have you... p-pretend..."

>>7393987
Date her for real anyways

>>7393706
Huh, so in lust people fuck furniture, and in gluttony they eat it? THE FUCK DO THEY DO IN WRATH?

>>7394196
Punch it

>>7394212
Everything is a punching bag.

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>>7393987
>Before you can really answer, your food arrives.
>And arrives.
>And arrives...

>>7394433
Say thank you to the waiter and start eating. (Do it slowly so that you wont leave her as the only one with a full plate. You want to be done at about the same time as her.)

>>7394433
Ask if you can sample a few different things.

>>7394456
But still, don't be too pushy

>>7394473
Exactly this

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>>7394456
>>7394473
>You politely ask if you can sample some of the generous spread before you.
>...
>She doesn't seem to hear you.
>You chuckle to yourself incredulously and slowly tuck into your own meal.

>>7394635
At the end of the meal you should get something to go, anything cream based sounds like it'd work. (I don't know if they'd just sell whipped cream tho.)

>>7394635
Say she looks cute

>>7394635
Yeah, she's gone. Let's just eat our own meal.

>>7394635
... Take a piece of steak and Place it on her nose.

>>7393987
Eyyyyyyo
>>7381358
I called it
>>7394909
Supporting this

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>>7394824
>Your fettuccine is extremely rich and delicious, to the point where you don't think you can finish the whole thing. You glance up at Claudia occasionally while you eat, and you notice her wolfing down incredibly large chunks of food with minimal chewing.
>And without gagging whatsoever.
>The implications are... distracting.

>>7395247
Offer her the rest of your food, as you don't want her to starve.

That and we're gonna need her nice and plump for later.

>>7383774
>>7383833
>>7383921
Fifthing?

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>>7395247

>>7395247
Let the girl """""eat""""", and try to remain professional, we have a job to do.

>>7395247
Tell her she has something on her breasts

>>7395782
OUR HAND

>>7395782
Don't interrupt, you can keep staring though.

>>7395247
Honestly you should probably crack a subtle light-hearted joke about said implications. Say something like "That's pretty impressive, you must not have much of a gag reflex *wink wink*"

>>7397000
Seconding

>>7397000
thirding

>>7397000
fourthed. i wanna see her blush again

Trips confirm!

>>7397000
Fourthing

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>>7397000
>Claudia notices pretty quickly when you stop eating. You nervously stutter out, voice cracking: "W-wow, th-that's pretty impressive, y--" before she cuts you off with "You gonna finish that?"
>The rest of the joke dies in your throat as you wordlessly slide the meal towards her. She practically inhales it, adding another dish to the veritable mountain.
>At last, when every last scrap of food has been consumed, she leans back with a contented sigh, patting her belly. She blinks at you a few times before shyly procuring her napkin and awkwardly wiping herself down. "S-sorry, I'm kind of a messy eater, ahh..." The waiter arrives with the bill, which you don't even dare to glance at. She pulls out a checkbook and pays.

>>7397868
It's probably rude to ask, but ask her how she pays for all that food. Does she have a good job?

Where did she put it all?

Also, make small talk about her life. See if you can ask if she is lonely without being blunt. If so, we could maybe start her own relationship with Jesus.

>>7398626
MORE SMALL TALK!

>>7397868
tell her if she's so messy, we could lick her off

>>7399772
We have plenty to eat at her place~

((your suggestions are getting harder and harder to work with, because they're mostly horribly OOC for a spaghettilord like zaph))

>>7400800
seeing the ensuing awkward carnage is twice as fun

and sexy

CONSULT HOLY SCRIPTURE TO PREVENT BONER FROM WATCHING HER EAT

ALSO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO PUT THE COCKRING BACK ON

>>7401009
Yeah, there we go. Anything to continue.

>>7400800
Find the ones that are in character, or at least somewhat near what could work.

Part of a quest is that the character's personality is formed in part by the audience,

>>7400800
Yeah, I've been feeling this too. People really want to get Zaph laid or to woo people.

I understand Zaph can't be meek forever, but building confidence is a process. On top of that Zaph was already uneasy and awkward in heaven, a place he was familiar with.

>>7400800
Oh, shoot. Wasn't even paying attention to his character. Well in that case, we're gonna have to let Claudia take control more, but both on them are spaghettilords, so it's hard to find ways to get them to play off each other.

>>7401045
This. A quest character can't be OOC if they're going off the audience suggestions.

>>7401529
Or it can be like prequel where they respond to the suggestions, but don't necessarily follow them.

Ask Claudia what you two should do next? What exactly does "boyfriend" stuff mean? Movies? Going to a hell park?

>>7397868
As we're leaving, bring up that boyfriend thing again. Ask her what it entails. I'm willing to bet the definition of boyfriend material varies from circle to circle, and you're clueless anyway.

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((loving the fanart, thanks everyone! updates soonish, just waking up))

new thread: >>7409727

>>7342459