ITT: Pokemon are real. Where did all these gays come from?

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heheehehe


>>7342383
From hell.

>>7342383
From the closet, obviously.

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>>7342383
Hm. We were here first.

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>>7342370
>>7342338
You Both won't believe what I caught, a Fucking Keldio, The dumb thing practically jumped into the pokeball,

>>7342337
...
>She comes closer to him
>And looks in his eyes
...
-Serperior

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>>7342383
the internet

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>>7342408
>waiting to get out of the void intensifies

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>>7342408
you should throw a brick at it.

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>>7342232
If it's of any consolation, I don't recall yet having ever heard you speaking without text-to-speech before the wipening. Someone that remembers more should confirm.

>>7342274
>more dex voices
My pleasure.

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>>7342420
Faith! Long time no see! 'Chu doing okay?
Did Buddy, like, make it home safe yet?

>>7342405
Pretty much, bro.

>>7342408
Oh, 'chu are in for a surprise, bro.
I'm gonna laugh. Like, a lot.

>>7342417
...
>He stares back
...
-Snivy

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>>7342383
Ask not where do the gays come from, but where will they go next because surely there will be fujoshits trailing right behind.

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>>7342447
Good. I swearrrr to god if that snake comes back and still has the rrrrrecording I'm going to stab him. That is something I am very glad was deleted frrrrom the worrrld.

...stupid purrring.

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>>7342437
I wouldn't advise continuing that line of speech, Brock.
>>7342408
A dumb thing.
Tell me...
What did you do to get it into the ball, Silver?

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>>7342383
i i have no idea, it just happens

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>>7342383
>Lampent fastforwards through its tape recorder
>The recording for his first words play

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>>7342503
>>7342483
I meant to
you know what i give up

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>>7342489
I-I meant a uuh Love-brick.... yeah...

>>7342510
(guess it's just not in the cards for you mate, feel free to lurk and enjoy the autism if you're giving up)

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>>7342457
i feel strange something seems weird
joy and i have headaches
and strange dreams
something happened
but cant remember
buddy is not home yet
we have not heard from him
i am worried
id try to seek him psychically
but i am very tired
and our heads ache badly

>>7342510
>pats the lamp

>>7342458
>Tears well up in her eyes
...
It's really you...
>She embraces him tightly
>And starts to cry into his chest
After all these years...
You're alive...
-Serperior

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>>7342489
I just told it to get into it, the stupid thing could not even use its powers and thought that getting into the Ball would cure that problem.
Though honestly I don't think I even want to keep it if it is that bad of a pokemon its not worth keeping around

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>>7342535
(im incompetent enough to play this character)
>>7342537
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7342520
hurting people and calling love?
i'm disappointed brock

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>>7342489
>>7342542
>waiting

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>>7342489
>>7342550
H-how about a lovebrock?

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>>7342520
Brock is one letter away from brick.
I'm sure it was a simple typo.
Right?
>>7342542
>He swims at him with the left hand
>Still horrible horrible form though, odds he breaks his other thumb

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>>7342596
>Lampent floats in and takes the punch shattering instantly

>>7342596
(That was supposed to be swings)

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>>7342536
Last I checked, he made it off Alola at least.
As for, like, the headaches and strange dreams? Well...
'Chu aren't alone in having those. Lots of people have 'em right now, like, I think something or someone mind-screwed the world in a hurry.

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>>7342613
>Being a ghost the punch phases through him

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>>7342483
If he has such a recording he should give it to me first for memory patching reasons :^)

>>7342536
Strange dreams seem to be the norm now, even more so than after the wishening.

>>7342540
We've got a full indoor storm this night, localized at Hoenn and minor southern regions.

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>>7342520
(Love Brick sounds like the name of a 70's psychedelic band.)

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>>7342596
>>7342613
>>7342635
>grabs a bag of popcorn

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>>7342596
ow, the fuck was that for?

>>7342540
>Sniffers cries with her
I'm so glad you are alive.
After so long...
I finally got to speak with you.
...
-Sniffers

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>>7342596
>ball is knocked off Silver's belt

>evens it lets the pony out odds it rolls out the door

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>>7342596
>>7342644
>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>7342673
>LAMP HEROICALLY DIVES TO SAVE THE POKEBALL

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>>7342651
WHAT WAS-
YOU DENSE MOTHER FU-
.... Fuck it.
I'll be sitting...
Somewhere.
Doubt you'll need me.
>>7342673
>Grabs the ball and heads to a bedroom

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>>7342691
>AND SMACKS INTO THE WALL

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>>7342691
>ball rolls out the door into the hall and starts rolling down i-
>>7342700
>is picked up

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>>7342623
so hes back in johto
thats wonderful to hear
for some reason alola makes me worried
also something about pillars
i remember
i dont its gone
others are having same things too you said
maybe something good happened
or maybe something bad happened

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>>7342651
>dumps the popcorn on him
lates
>>7342700
>follows after N
you alright?

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Hey give that Back, thats rightfully my pokemon and you can't just take it

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>>7342740
>LAMP BLOCKS THE WAY

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>>7342700
>Swoops down and pecks the ball thief on the head

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>>7342785
>SHADOW BALL

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>>7342785
>>7342793
yall missed.

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>>7342785
>Flys right into the goofy lantern dude instead like a dumbass

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>>7342740
>He lets Keldeo out on the ball before tossing it back
>>7342785
>Nihilego used Power Gem!
>>7342720
.... Maybe.
It's a bad day, wouldn't you agree?
>bitter laughter

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>>7342812
>LAMP INSULTS HIS MOTHER
>>7342825
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7342829
pretty shit day
my arms are burned
but i get to spend it with you

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>>7342829
Oh, hello again!

...where did the red haired boy go?

I am very confused about all this.

>>7342668
>Sniffles
Sweetie...
>Nuzzles his nose
I have no words...
For how I feel right now.
>Buries her head in his arms, and cries, letting years of sadness flow out
>Sniffer's chest is soaked with her tears
-Serperior

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>>7342832
>>7342829
>Confused squawking and flailing of wings

>>7342829
ok, now give me back my pokemon or I will go to the police. you can't just go around releaseing peoples pokemon because you disagree with their capturing methods

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>>7342832
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

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>>7342890

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>>7342889
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SCREAMING AND BURNING NOISES
>>7342895
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT
SHES DEAD

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>>7342913

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N, you of all people should remember WHY that Keldeo shouldn't be let free.

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>>7342913
>BIRD SCREAMING AND FLAPPING SOUNDS

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7342923
your momma so dumb she still thinks youre a zigzagoon
>>7342929
>WILL O WISP SPAM

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>>7342890
I didn't release it. I let it out of the ball.
Like you should have when you got back.
>>7342889
>JELLYFISH POWER GEM
>>7342868
That's sappy
But I share the sentiment

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>>7342937

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should we stop them?
at this rate they i'll fail themselve to death

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>>7342937
>miss

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>>7342937
>SHADOW BALL EVERYTHING

>CONTINUE SQUAWKING LIKE AN IDIOT

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>>7342939
hahaha
>he leans in a little
so

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>>7342939
You know what, keep the useless thing,
Its of no use to me anyway since it can't use any moves or anything
>throws the pokeball at Ns crotch and walks out the door

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>>7342954
YOUR MOMMA SO DUMB
SHE WENT TO YOUR GRAVE TO ASK YOU HOW YOU WERE DOING
>>7342962
FUCK U
>>7342963
>EVERY FIRE MOVE YOU HAVE
>SCREAM

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Um.

Excuse me

Why are those two trying to set the building on fire?

>Points at the birb and lamp

Oh, my power should work now, right?!

>Tries to shoot water out of the hoof pointing at the two goofballs

>>7342872
>Sniffers hugs her head, tears soaking his own cheeks.
I'm sorry.
For leaving you alone all these years.
For not finding you earlier.
For not-
>Sniff
For-
...
>Breaks down, sobbing into her
-Sniffers

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>>7342981
>dribble of water comes out

curses, well, it's progress.

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>>7342977
u-ur stupid

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>>7342977
>RAPIDLY SWITCHING BETWEEN SHADOW BALL AND DARK PULSE

>LOUD TERRIFIED BIRD NOISES

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>>7342960
They can wait, I have the climax in one hell of a drama to watch.

>>7342872
>>7342996

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>>7342981
>MISS
>LAMPLIKE SCREAMING
>>7343005
YOUR MOMMA IS SO DUMB
SHE THREW A BIRTHDAY FOR YOUR CORPSE
>>7343014
>FIRE NOISES

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>>7343026
>WHATEVER NOISE DARK PULSE MAKES

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>>7342964
>Leans in sli-
>>7342976
......... FUCKING CUNT
>>7343014
NIHILEGO HIT POWER GEM FOR ONCE MAYBE?

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>>7343014
>>7343026
cut it the fuck out

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>>7342999
>suddenly torrent of water
>directly to her own head

BLUBLUBBLUB

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>>7343016
Same, bro. I can feel the sweetness from here.

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how are things over there

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>>7343016
at least sniffy is found her mom and she's alive and well, i'm happy for him

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>>7343052
>WILL O WISP
>>7343053
>>7343054
>SCREAMING
>FLAMETHROWER
>>7343061
BAD

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>>7343026
y-yo momma is so stupid she fucked your dad to make you.

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>>7343071
>AAAAAAA SUBSTITUTE
>>7343061
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GOOD

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>>7343053
Smell ya later loser
Take a bath or something you and your Boyfriend Smell like a Snorelax's arse after it takes a shit
Enjoy your new and useless Keldeo, I am out of here

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Why does this always happen?
I can't have a single day of peace.
>>7343071
>NIHILEGO POWER GEM

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>>7343081
I BURNED ALIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
YOUR MOMMA IS SO DAMN STUPID
SHE TAKES YOUR SKELETON TO SCHOOL
EVERY DAY
>>7343087
>FIRE FIRE FIRE FRIE
>>7343094
>KOED

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>>7343071
>>7343087
why whats happening

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>>7343093
..............that's my line.

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>>7343093
Zekrom.
Make sure he doesn't leave intact.
>The Dragon is waiting on the roof still
>>7343087
>NIHILEGO POWER GEM UP IN THIS BITCH

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>>7343117
Oh hey, how's the relationship with Red going?

>>7342996
...
>They remained embraced for a long time, sobbing and wailing into each other
>Years of grief, and sadness, are mutually shared
>A small puddle of tears forms underneath them
...
-Serperior

>>7343113
I DONT KNOW
>>7343106
>SQUAWKING INTENSIFIES
>USE FLY TO GTFO

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>>7343130
(AUGH)

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>gladion has another bag of popcorn
>>7343113
its good dont worry
>>7343126
hey the fire is kinda speed cooking my popcorn
we might wanna like
jet soon

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>>7343061
Sniffers found his mom, the band's back together and my most pressing problem apparently disappeared when the world got all timey-wimey weird.

So all told, pretty good. We could probably use a source of income, though. Feeding this many nerds won't be cheap.

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>>7343128
Don't push it too far maybe he forgot
And if you he didn't forget, well, stream site is back online and waiting.

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>>7343149
>Is dripping wet, mane floppy from shooting herself in the face with water

I appear to be able to shoot water

Perhaps I can help!

>attempts to put out the fire

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>>7343126
>Sends out Kadabra
Kadabra Take Us back to Poni Island, Maybe there is a NOT useless Keldeo There somewhere
>kadabra used Teleport

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>>7343106
your momma so stupid you died.

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>>7343113
i have no idea, they are fighting i don't know why

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>>7343180
my popcorn

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>>7343180
>water sprays everything, including Silver as he's leaving

>fire is out, but everything is soaked

>prances like a silly pony

Yay I did the thing!

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>>7343206
MY POPCORN

>>7343129
...
I have a lot of things to share with you...
What I've done...
Who I've met...
Where I've been...
...
-Sniffer

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>>7343226
...
Oh dear. I'm so sorry!

...m-maybe we can get some more elsewhere?

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>>7343149
... I'm not going to ask where you keep getting those.
Are we letting the horse put out the fires or grabbing a new apartme-
>>7343206
... nevermind.
.......... Drying lingerie is difficult.
>>7343181
>mad dragon sounds as he blasts the spot where he once was

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>>7343206
Congrachulations! 'Chu did it!

Looks like everything's drenched, but that beats the motel burning down.

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>>7343242
you have five minutes
>>7343243
>he puts a hand on N's chest
now that we have some alone time
>he leans in

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>>7343130
im confused

>>7343149
im still confused

>>7343154
he did thats wonderful
glad you and others are allright
but what does timeywimey mean
i dont recommend truck driving
buddy and i live fairly well on it
but it probably would not pay enough
also do you have any information on where buddy might be

>>7343194
hmmm some pokemon just fight sometimes
but as long as they dont insult each others mother there shouldn't be anything to worry about

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>>7343278
>starts running around looking for popcorn

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>>7343278
>THROWS PREHEATED POPCORN AT

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>>7343299
YOU SAID YOU-
>>7343312
hey thanks lamp bro
>eats it content

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>>7343227
This better not have a sudden bad ending.

>>7343154
>Feeding this many nerds won't be cheap.
Jay, I'm about to reach somethin..
>ZAP
...
One of you had a waffle iron.

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>>7343299
>can only find burnt soggy popcorn

>begins to panic

>>7343312
IS SAVED BY THE LAMP

>>7343227
...
>Hugs Sniffers
I have so many questions, sweetie.
So many questions.
>Sniffles into him
All these years, I thought you were dead.
But...You managed to pull through without me.
...
I'm so sorry.
For not defending you that day.
For not fighting for you, when you were helpless, and innocent.
...
-Serperior

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>>7343347
>>7343343

>DID A GOOD ONCE

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>>7343288
Nice dubs.
Don't, like, worry about the fight. It's petty stuff, 'chu know?

I wonder if a psych can make a decent living with psych stuff?I'd rather be legit helping people than be, like, a petty thief or helping dumb teens get high.

Oh, and, like, my bro's saying time and space might have gone weird on us, which is why everyone's forgetful.

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>>7343345
That would be me.

The key word there is Had.

I appear to have lost my waffle plate in the... whatever the fuck happened last night.

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>>7343343
...

So...

Is there any cake here?

>starts looking in the fridge for cake

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>>7343347
>>7343387
yeah you did good
not keldeo though
>pats the lamp
>>7343445
sit and stay

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>>7343461
>Stops

Alright then.

>stomach growls noisily

...

being mortal is irritating.

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>>7343461
>HAPPY LAMP NOISES

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>>7343382
ohmygosh, like, if this gets any sweeter I might get the 'beetis.
. . .
Can Pokemon even get the 'beetis?

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>>7343487
>Offers the horse a chocolate bar
>>7343491
good lamp

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>>7343278
>He sideglances at Keldeo and Nihilego
.... not exactly alone but....
>Leans in as well
>>7343487
>Nihilego hugs Keldestea

>>7343382
...
>Hugs her back, and comforts her with a vine
Please stop hating yourself.
Because it hurts me to see you cry.
We can't change the past.
But we can live our lives to the fullest in the present.
...
I want to show you the present.
Who I have met.
What I have done.
What I have seen.
...
-Sniffers

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>>7343510
>Noms the chocolate, smearing some over her snoot

Thank you!

>>7343517
Oh hello strange one, how are you?

...Oh, oh my, do you have eyes? If you have eyes you should turn them away.

>Turns Nihilego away as best she can, and then watches the show stealthily

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>>7343414
i would also like to keep my abilities in legitimate pursuits
if i didnt and i got caught the law would blame buddy who has criminal connects
from his past i mean
in my life with buddy i have learned how to help someone under deep grief guilt and depression
but then again i knew the source of his feelings
holly my first trainer whom he loved and wanted to marry
i am not certain i could do well for others

do you have any thoughts on legitimate jobs i could do
it would be nice to help pay the bills
since i cant drive a truck

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>>7343517
>leans in
>kisses N on the mouth
>ah fuck it
>keeps kissing him
>>7343551
>throws another chocolate bar at the horse

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>>7343517
>>7343510
humans are a gross.

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>>7343414
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is kind blah blah, you remember far more than most people, and you maybe could put those psychic powers to help others remember.
Shock therapy every time I might remember something is probably not healthy in the long run.

>>7343522
I might become a grass type at this rate, my blood is turning into sap.

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>>7343566
>lamp gets way too close to the kissing session

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>>7343566
>catches the candy bar and splits it with the jellyfish

>still watching the show with a interest

>>7343596
>Tries to signal the lamp to get away

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>>7343610
>LAMP WANTS A KISS TOO
>ROLL TO KISS
>EVENS KISS
>ODDS BURN BOTH GLADION AND N

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>>7343590
I'm game for that. I'm not sure how much, like, should be remembered though. Some of that crap's better off forgotten. Like... accidental sex tapes. Things getting blown up. Also, like, stuff that could get my friends in trouble.

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>>7343566
Whats going on in here

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>>7343566
>He goes to kiss ba-
>>7343629
WHAT THE FU-
WHY ME???

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>>7343629
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>7343629
>burned
>>7343658
silvally crush claw on both of these fuckers

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>>7343663
>>7343690
>OK LAMP IS ACTUALLY KOED NOW
>FOR REAL
>UNLESS THIS POST IS ODD I GUESS

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>>7343629
>>7343663
>>7343690
...do I put you guys out? or would you rather be on fire than soaked again? Last time I put you out the one that gives out chocolate got mad at me.

>>7343522
>She wipes the tears from her eyes with a vine
Please show me, Sweetie.
I want to see your life.
I want to see everything my boy has done.
...
>Notices the wedding ring on Sniffer's finger
>Her smile grows
I want to meet your friends.
-Serperior

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>>7343637
That's true. Maybe only for those that you trust enough, or absolutely need to remember.

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>>7343703
ZOROARK.
USE NIGHT DAZE.
>>7343711
HE USED WILL-O-WISP.
I'M FINE.
MORE SCARS FOR THE COLLECTION, I GUESS.

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>>7343703
>>7343711
>>7343730
>lays on the bed
>given up all hope

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>>7343690
Aaah what did i do to deserve this

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>>7343730
Okay, sorry.

...I will get ice.

>goes to the freezer and gets ice packs for both of them

>>7343744
...I think I could protect you from future interruption, would you like me to guard the door? After I get ice packs, of course.

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>>7343703
>STILL ALIVE I GUESS
>ALIVE BEING RELATIVE
>>7343730
>>7343744
>FLEE

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>>7343772
Nihilego, get him.
>Nihilego grabs Gladion
........ no that's....
>>7343744
>flops down onto the bed face down next to him
>muffled groaning

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HAHAHAHAHA
Get fucked N
get fucked Gladion
Thats what you get for being Fudge Packing Faggots

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>>7343796
>gladion hugs the jelly
>he also hugs the N
>still given up hope though

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>>7343819
>OH IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
>ROLL FOR AUTOGRAPH
>EVENS AUTOGRAPH ODDS BURN

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>>7343819
>MUFFLED SCREAMING
>>7343820
>he returns the hug
>muffled sounds of frustration

>>7343723
There's a police officer in Castelia who tops that list. 'Chu may have seen him post here.

Still, that's a good idea. I've done similar stuff for friends, and I'm getting good at, like, not getting dropped by backlash.

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>>7343796
>comes back with ice packs and puts them on the burn wounds

>closes the door and locks the window so the two can finally get some alone time

>didn't lock herself out because she wants a show

>>7343819
Go away brick thrower, or I'll find a way to turn you into a pony again if it takes me two thousand years.

>>7343820
Cheer up, you have your love with you!

>>7343866
>Nihilego float-skips after the pony
>It knows the pony always finds sweets, don't be fooled

>>7343719
>Sniffers smiles, and opens the door
>She slithers out, following him into the lobby
I've had a rough life.
But I managed to make the most of it. Especially with the help of my friends.
-Sniffers

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>>7343851
>muffled sad noises
this is as bad as the curling iron corner
>>7343866
im dead inside
get up on the bed and join the pity party

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>>7343866
>brick flies through window

>evens hits horse odds hits ghetsis

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>>7343908
.... curling iron corner?

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>>7343845
you fucker, go back to making N miserable instead of me
>>7343921
and who the fuck threw that

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>>7343964
>PLEASE I HOPE TO SHITPOST AS WELL AS YOU TEACH ME MASTER
>EVENS HYPNOSIS INTO BEING FRIENDS ODDS BURN

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>>7343964

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>>7343908
...oh, snuggle pity party? Okay!

>Joins the snuggles

>>7343921
>somehow reflects brick off horn into Ghestis' face in a strange reality warp

>>7343949
I agree, what is the curling iron corner?

>>7343905
>The group is waiting in the lobby, the lone human keeping the daycare owner distracted.
>the Pokemon perk up when they see Sniffers

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>>7343949
>>7344008
>he sits up
i didnt tell you about that?
its like when i did something mom didnt like i had to plug the curling iron in and pick a place to burn until she thought i learned my lesson
>he pulls his jacket up and shows his back to them showing a fuckton of burn scars
cool, right? hahaha

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>>7344027
...Hi there Ms. Sniffs!

>>7343981
Stop burning me you fucker and maybe I will Teach you,
Now leave me alone I have plans to get to and Growlithe to kick

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>>7344059

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>>7344059
>YAY YAY YAY YAY FRIENDS
>EVENS NOTHING ODDS EXCITED BURN

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>>7344048
Oh my, that's horrible!

...Where is this witch now, and has she herself been punished for doing such things?

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>>7344048
..... ah.
Ghetsis had the bullwhip.
And the cigarette butts.
.... I'm not sure they'd be easy to distinguish amongst all my other scars.
Regardless, that is unfortunate to hear.

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>>7343861
I have, he seems familiar, and heroic.
Good to hear than you can actually do it without too much strain.

>>7344027
Pretend I'm throwing confetti over here.

>>7344048
I can hear the fangirls swooning. WHY AM I HEARING THAT

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>>7344079
eh shes in jail
probably gonna get out but whatever
>>7344091
fuck that sounds like shit
do you have scars?
>>7344112
scars aint hot bro
well maybe they are if theyre from a curling iron

>>7344050
>Shakes his hand
>Chuckles a bit at the name
Sniffers, huh?
Not the first thing I would have thought of to name him, but it fits in some way.
I have so many questions for you wonderful people.
>Coils up on a nearby couch
So...how'd you meet my son?
-Serperior

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>>7344077
>now has, burnt clothes 2nd degree burns over most his arm and upper body
Leave me alone you fuck and
GO
AWAY
>runs like a Mexican over the boarder

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>>7344158
BUT I LOVED YOU

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>>7344151
...
Aha, uh, well, that is uh, quite a sto- oh who am I kidding you've been in a daycare for a while you probably don't care about lewd things.

We rescued him on new years from dying under a pile of drunken butts.

He tried to mate with an Aggron.

Alcohol isn't good for him, as we've discovered.

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>>7344151
hi there miss sniffs, i'm sniffy's friend croagunk

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>>7344091
>>7344048
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

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>>7344174
>lamp follows the cool zangoose from afar

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>>7344174
I'm pretty sure it was a problem with goodras, no shock therapy necessary.

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>>7344131
..... yes.
>He pulls up his shirts - the oldest scars, nearly faded, are those from wild Pokémon and include bites, scratches, and a few burns
>The mildly faded ones include the dozen of whip scars on his back and a variety of cigarette burns
>The most recent ones, still a bright red, include a slash wound on the collar bone, a bullet hole on the abdomen, and a knife wound running from the bottom of the sternum all the way to the left hip
...... there is a reason I wear concealing clothing.

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>>7344189
>nevermind lamp is lost in the forest

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>>7344151
>ohshitIforgottointroducemyselfbutImnoteventhereahfuckit
>dex voice on
Hello from far away, I'm an anonymous friend of Sniffers, and the crew.

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>>7344202
>he's a little taken aback
fuck man we are so killing your dad
...if that lamp doesnt get to him first
some of those look recent, fuck man im sorry

>>7344131
>>7344202
Policefag reporting.
As the individuals responsible have been of fugitive status and the statute of limitations for an A-Class Felony is ten years in most Regions, I can add abuse charges to the list against them. It's admittedly not much given their fugitive status and preexisting records, but Unova will keep a watchful eye out for them.

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>>7344272
>okay okay lets try this again
>lamp follows streambro from afar

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>>7344202
...I wish Arceus would let me have some of my old minor powers back so I could heal these, ease your suffering.

>>7344278
Killing is never the right thing to do.

Turning him into a statue, still aware of his surroundings and unable to act, however, is perfectly acceptable.

>>7344174
>Embarrassment has made Sniffers the color of a cherry.
>Serperior stares at Sniffers, and Emrys, in disbelief
An Aggron?
...
Son, you have very dangerous taste in women.
>Laughs

>>7344179
Hello.
>Shakes her hand with a vine

>>7344272
Well, greetings.
A friend of my son is a friend to me.
-Serperior

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>>7344311
>LAMP IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A POWER PLANT IN KANTO
>ZAPDOS IS THERE
>EVERYTHING IS BAD

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>>7344311
(you fail to teleport to the southern hemisphere and end in the middle of the pacific ocean)

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>>7344278
The recent ones aren't from him.
Well.... most of them.
This one is.
>Points at the collar bone wound before dropping the shirts back down
The bullet wound was from a cop in Castelia....
The slash wound was from an abusive trainer who apparently had a grudge from the 34 times I had stopped him before.
He almost gutted me, and it's the only reason he's in jail right now.

..... I do wish to kill him either way.
>>7344321
They very rarely bother me.
The emotional affects, however.....
>>7344308
Do what you wish with the information.

>>7344336
(Lamp I fucking love you, you are insanity in a bottle )

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>>7344151
Name's Ray. We met shortly after the group sprung him from the Daycare and I sorta joined the party. He's a great guy, maybe the best out of all of us.

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>>7344336
CAW

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>>7344308
yeah you can do whatever
>>7344321
they arent really a bother
dealing with mom yelling at me and woooooooo all that shit
that fucked me up
>>7344349
>gladion hugs him
yeah ill make sure no one pulls that kinda shit on you dude
id take a bullet for you

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>>7344333
Well he's got a husband now, so I think he's kinda restricted in his tastes.

I think the lucky guy is passed out outside.

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>>7344352
(No problem im trying not to be a shitter please tell me if im doing anything bad)
>>7344369
>OH GOD
>FIRE ATTACKS ALL OF THEM

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>>7344333
Greetings, I would shake your vine as well but it's kinda hard what with being a voice over TCP/IP.
Parents of my friends are my friends as well.

>>7344352
(agreed)

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>>7344419
CAW

>thunder

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>>7344333
John Doe. I joined the band after Ray did. Sniffers is probably the noblest, brightest, bravest Pokemon I've had the pleasure of meeting.
He saved my life once, believe it or not.

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>>7344437
>MISS
>FLAMETHROWER

>>7344419
( chaos lamp is based )

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>>7344349
>>7344394
...the wounds don't hurt? Then why are you sad?

>Confused horse noises

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>>7344333
sniffy is a nice friend miss
i feel that you must be liike him

>>7344456
(WAIT DO ALL MOVES FROM A LEGENDARY COUNT AS A HIT IM SORRY)

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>>7344456
>angry bird noises

CAW

>thunder

>>7344481
(yes but half damage and its, OK we all fuck up every now and then)

>>7344481
(they're like, half hits)

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>>7344466
(Chaos Lamp isn't even the final boss.)
>>7344490
>>7344492
>>7344497
(OK SORRY)
>HIT HIT
>HE GOT HIT I PROMISE
>TWICE
>PROBABLY ONLY LIKE ONE MORE HIT AND THEN HES KOED
>SHADOW BALL

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>>7344394
>He returns the hug, adding a kiss on the cheek
We can't both take the bullet.
Be careful.
>>7344476
.... the wounds stopped hurting ages ago.
It's what caused them that lingers.

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>>7344511
>laughing bird noises

CAW

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>>7344476
its the words from my mom that makes them hurt
the hours of her digging her nails into me rather than my sister
>>7344523
gaaay
>he kisses N back
love you though

>>7344394
Policefag reporting.
You have my condolences, sir. I'll keep Unovan Regional on alert - it's surprisingly calm in the aftermath of the one-day war.
Take care.

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>>7344356
>>7344426
>>7344480
Greetings.
It's nice to see that Sniffers has made so many good friends who care for him.
And also to see that he cares for so many people.

>>7344400
>Steam shoots out of Sniffers
>He curls up in embarrassment
Husband?
I thought Sniffers was-
...
Oh.
Ohhh...
>Laughs
Well, if you want to swing that way, son, I'm not gonna stop you. I imagine he's a sweet guy, though, for you to choose him.

>>7344439
I'd like to know how he did so, if you don't mind sharing.
-Serperior

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>>7344523
>>7344566
...I do not understand, pain does not last forever, so why do you still hurt?

Did Arceus cause this world's pain to be so long lived? In my home pain lasts as long as the wound exists...

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>>7344561
>SHADOW BALL

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>>7344582
He physically pulled me out of the way of someone else's attack. My reflexes weren't fast enough, but mercifully his were. If not for that, I'd be, if I may be blunt, reduced to chunky chili.

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>>7344610
BAGAWK!!!

>thunder

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>>7344582
Oh trust me he still swings both ways, he got drunk and crawled up inside a goodra plushie a few times.

Yes, I am telling you all the embarrassing stories, normally this would be your job, but circumstances were against that, so I'll just have to take that role.

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>>7344635
>OW PAIN
>OK BULLSHIT SHADOWBALL
>KOED THOUGH

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>>7344652

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>>7344582
>dex voice: on
I'm glad Sniffers has such a caring and supportive mother, even after all this time.
I can't say that he has saved my life or something, but I appreciate him for what he is.

>>7344643
>he got drunk and crawled up inside a goodra plushie a few times.
>...
>Z...
>no need for shocks this time, Jay
>dex voice: off
This would be a really bad moment to mention any other watchers, fyi.

>>7344643
Bro, 'chu're like, forgetting the truly Legendary stories that I didn't see firsthand. And oh, Palkia, do I mean legendary.

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>>7344706
>I DIDNT MEAN ZAPDOS WAS KOED BUT
>OK
>LAMP IS OUT THOUGH
>ITS A DRAW

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>>7344710
...you saying that others are watching right now? or not to mention...

>>7344738
>Even
UN KO THE LAMP

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>>7344582
he kind goes both ways but he found true love with a friend of ours and they are quite the cute couple

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>>7344723
> (tfw you fail at avatarfagging repeatedly)

>>7344710
I can, like, fix 'chu up with some psy-therapy if you really need it, bro.

>>7344629
>>7344710
...
I'm proud of you, Sniffers.
Looking out for your friends like that...
Doing good things for so many people...
It deserves praise.

>>7344643
>Sniffers covers himself with his vines
>Steam intensifies
A plushie?
...
He does crazy things when drunk.
>Laughs
But, why crawl inside it...?
And why Goodra?
-Ms. Sniffs

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>>7344578
no problem man take care
stay safe out there
>>7344599
kinda hard to explain
think of it like the pain stays in your brain
forever clawing its way back out when you feel bad

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>>7344784
...I'll let him explain that one

>Grins

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>>7344566
>he chuckles
It certainly is.
I love you, too.
>>7344599
... It's the memory of how the pain felt.
You will forget what the whip felt like, but you'll never forget that it means your father saw you as a tool.

>>7344805
>Groans
>Becomes a ball of steaming vine
-Sniffers

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>>7344757
>Your name is Lamp
>You've recently been UnKOed
>Zapdos is KOed on the floor
>What will you do?

>>7344841
>Retrieve arms from chest

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>>7344751
I'm an asshole that tends to peek too much into shit that doesn't concern me but I'm not streaming this, this family reunion is too good, too pure, at least until now.

>>7344775
Maybe if we meet IRL... again.

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>>7344835
>he cocks a smile
so are you gonna take me on our honeymoon to that ferris wheel i always hear about?

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>>7344856
>You already have those numbnuts!

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>>7344790
>>7344835
Oh... so it is like being sad but it lasts longer than it should. I understand now...

Is there anything I can do to help?

(Jesus fuck there aren't many good pictures of non-resolute Keldeo)

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>>7344784
a lot of people do wierd things when drunk, right em, you must know that right,
>>7344805
*whispers* you're making sniffy too ashamed cut that out

>>7344903
>Lamp: Captchalogue Zapdos

>>7344903
>>7344947
(nu staph I dun want homoshit in this let alone CYOA stuff)

>>7344805
>>7344837
>>7344946
I'm a mother.
I need to know these things.
It's what I do.
*Laughs*
-Ms. Sniffs.

>>7344903
>Lamp: Leave before the birb wakes up