HG Thread Dreamcast Era games
Day three. Mikan tries to be cool, Grimes does something gay, a magician and ninja(?) pull a disappearing act, Marky goes to space, Lenny and Yuffie compete, and some idiots set off a trap,
>>7339521
Q-queen? W-well...umm...I-I've wondered what it would be like to be a queen...A-alright...umm...I-i...accept.
>Mikan
>>7339535
W-wow~!
>>7339535
>dissapears into a puff of smoke, only to show up a few yards away.
KADABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>7339535
I ain't fucking this shit up!
>>7339461
Oh fuck! This is bad bad man! I'm fucking scared!
>>7339478
Fucking cunt! Take that! How do you like that?!
>>7339469
Here, you fucking attention whore!
>>7339493
>>7339498
Oh my god...
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN!
>>7339501
>Francis of the Filth does exactly what the magician asks of him, taking off his shirt as he points his back towards a mirror.
Well? What does it say?
>>7339462 (Reference Anon)
Jojo? What are you talking about?
>He thinks to himself
*Is that why my fans nicknamed me Polnareff?*
>Fun Fact: It's actually a Jojo reference. The KOF devs refer to (or maybe used to) Benny as Polnareff during development.
>>7339512 (Pratty)
I'm sure of it. Some dollar store butterknife is way out of its league compared to the Craftlord of Iron. At least I'd hope so.
>>7339469 (Rating anon)
Hm?
>>7339534 (Gyro)
I...uh...
>His face turns beet red.
I got blown off a cliff by some abnormally strong winds. First day even.
>>7339562
>
>>7339543 (Markimoo)
That would be much appreciated, but I don't think there are very many images I don't have.
>>7339561 (Gallagher)
Ain't I a stinker?
>>7339382
Alright. What do you need help with!
>>7339447
W-why would they be in the trash?
>>7339463
Oh yeah? Like what? It can't be that different!
>>7339512
Do you think you could make me a cool sword!
>>7339575
Wow. I just did it for a joke. He good with swords?
>>7339571
>rubs your back with a wet towel
>a map starts fading in.
This is what you need. The two dots on your back is the location of the men you're looking for
Kadaaaabraaaah.
Night three.
Lenny makes a bad bet, a girl and some fucked up creatures spend a night in jail, Johnny and Jun get that dosh, Yuffie and Zero turn to archaeology, Prince fucks up, Mikan teams up with an old guy, and Wojak's date isn't going quite as planned.
>>7339304
An entirely black creature? Perhaps a new advanced form of grimm?
Perhaps if I can capture it I'll be able to study it.
>>7339316
So you're a blacksmithing guild, say are you any good with shifting weapons? Something like this...
>His Thermos extends to reveal it doubles as a flame thrower bat
>>7339331
We don't know if that's truly the case but it's best not to remain blissfully ignorant on the matter, it simply means we'll have to find another way out if we're not taken back at the end.
>>7339340
That's quite admirable,
many children admire their father but very few admire them enough to follow in their footsteps.
As for why I'm here I was sent away for some remote area teaching and ended up here, although I don't believe I was originally intended to be here I'm making the most of it by teaching the combatants here whatever I can while learning of their history when I can.
>>7339373
>>7339413
As huntsman it's our job to make sacrifices for the survival of others, I'm simply giving you a practical lesson of this fact.
>Clover has stopped working
>Have to re-type everything
>J-Just shoot me already
>>7339534 (Gyro)
Fine then, you asked for it! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU, LOWLIFE!
>He produces a ray gun and fires on Gyro.
>>7339580
>Mikan squeaks
Hyaaa~n!
>>7339601
The DVD sales just aren't cutting it anymore.
>>7339605
>pic
>>7339535
SPACE IS SO COOL! I men, there's stars and planets and stuff everywhere with their own plants and creatures, this is awesome! Screw the emerald, we're in space!
I'll go explore, you can do whatever!
>>7339587
Then I'll try my hardest to look for some since that's the least I could do to repay you.
How many images do you have, anyway?
>>7339597
Thanks my nigga! You're a real nigga, you know that?
>>7339601
Wow! What a fucking jackass! Can't even bust a nigga out of prison!
>>7339534 (Gyro)
...I can't do my job. There's no forges around here.
>>7339553
>>7339575
>Pratty grins like an idiot.
You know it is! You know, maybe I should make a pair of knuckles for you.
>>7339588
Weeeell...I normally don't do it for free, but I'd be happy to if there was just somewhere to make it here!
>>7339602
WHOA! No, I mean, like....
>She pulls out from the case on her back a fair-sized sword, of elegant, but very sturdy-looking make, the blade glowing a faint red color.
But I have been trying to make stuff like that!
>>7339601
I'll give you my shirt for one more hand!
>>7339614
My folder comes up at 787 images, including painted Lennys.
>>7339605
...Huh?
>Mikan doesn't know what she's getting herself into, kek
What? Slow down! Yes, yes, alcohol yes that's normal, mmhhmm, the ENTIRE suite? For the love of, fine, I'm on my way to pick him up, yes I'll bring bail.
I would apologize to those I was talking to, but I couldn't be happier about leaving!
>>7339602
I want to fuck that dog
>>7339505 (Lotte)
No, because there's no way that a broom should be able to fly, much less support the weight of a small girl. Unless witches are suddenly real, you're going to have some trouble.
>>7339534 (Gyro)
...And then stick your member in that lunch. At least get that creepy smile off your face. It's unnatural.
>>7339588
Because I wasn't satisfied with them. If it looks like trash, then that's where it belongs.
>>7339605
>>7339613
Amateur hour is finished. Run along now.
>>7339609
Just because I'm not around, don't go thinking you can get away with acting like a pig in heat, you little bitch. Cool your damn jets.
>>7339535
>>7339601
You worthless, WORTHLESS Globers! Why I even bother meddling with your kind is beyond me. You should all be erased off the face of the Earth! Off the face of the galaxy!
>>7339562
Then I have only one request. Allow me to witness the energy which your female globes possess. Only the strongest of your kind can be considered a suitable Queen for myself!
>The Lord Prince's throne emerges from the soil beneath his feet, giving him a convenient place to sit down and observe the woman.
You may begin.
>>7339631
Farewell, worthless Glober.
>>7339623
I have many fans thanks to my cranium oblitarerating magic, but your words truly touch me, Frank. Thank you
>>7339601
And they said I couldn't run this game at 60 FPS!
Day four. Some nerds try to be cool, two things I don't like live, Wojack finds a possible suitor, Raoh drops some bombs on the rich, An ET, Magician, and a Ninja meet in a bar, dad goes to a BBQ, and the Egg Beetle still sucks.
>>7339598 (Ruby)
Fifteen? You're fifteen-- Jesus Christ, this is just disgusting, man. He disappeared up the ass of a fifteen year old girl. I mean, it's magic, but...
Well, what do we do now? Are you okay?
>>7339626
Seven hundred and eighty seven. Okay, so that's going to be hard for me since you have a lot.
How many would you like? Eight images tops?
>>7339641
I am a witch, but not the ones you are thinking about.
>tfw when your slave betray you
Despair is in my veins.
>But me is offended on Tsumiki. Fuck you.
>>7339643
>Run Along
No-no-no. But yes, I am so sleepy now. 1:50.
Going to be Makoto now.
Bump with link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM
>>7339664
Lets find some tourist , I want to show them my magic
>>7339601
U-umm..S-sorry!
>>7339643
Heehee~ S-sorry~
>>7339647
Oh, umm...uhh...W-well, i'm a nurse! A-and...ummm...I-I like needles...
>>7339664
Y-yay, we're friends agaaaaain~
>>7339575
At least you were lucky enough to survive to the first day
>He sighs a sigh of defeat
Looks like this place really has it out for me, I didn't even make it past the bloodbath. Worst of all, I didn't even look cool when I died.
>>7339604
>Upon firing, Gyro tosses a steel ball that misses Plankton completely
>The blast from the ray gun also misses Gyro, suddenly flying in the opposite direction
Was that suppose to do something? Gonna have to do better than that.
>>7339625
Can't you...I don't know, forge a forge, or something?
>>7339641
What the he-
Why would I, or anyone for that matter, do that? You know what, don't answer that. I don't want to know.
>>7339602
So what can you tell me about your world?
>>7339625
Oh yeah, you need an anvil right? Hmm, must suck not being able to show off your expertise here.
>>7339631
Bye! And make sure to be careful with that wand!
>>7339641
But I mean, what if it looks good to other people? At least give em a chance!
>>7339654
No problem pal. Love you.
Now fuck off I'm trying to win a game here!
>>7339664
Oh mother fuc-
I'm gonna shoot that frog! Come here you little shit!
>>7339588
I'm sure you've heard of the Occult...summoning demons...practicing rituals and sacrifices...stuff like that.
Anyway...I have to go. It was nice chatting with you. Yugo-kun, was it?
See you around.
>>7339664
>>7339700
Yaaay!
>>7339668
As many as you'd like. I'm not in any hurry.
>BEHOLD THE KING OF HOPE
>>7339708
>Mikan smiles.
Night four. Wojak and his new friend bond over Grimes's suffering, Crazy frog causes a red ring, Mikan actually manages to be crafty for once, The Prince is the sole Audience to the magician's best trick, Xenomorph gets another visitor, and Raoh is haunted from beyond the grave by Pegasus
>>7339703
Not just an anvil, but something to melt my materials in to shape, too.
>>7339702
That's...that's not how that works!
>>7339591
>Nah, but he's fast and shoots lightning, if that means anything.
>>7339625
Oooh, that sounds nice. Some brass knuckles with a nice current running through them...it would be perfect!
>>7339702
I'm kind of worried about what would happen if we were in the same district, with all the bad luck between us. Maybe a meteor would fall and destroy everything at once.
>>7339664
These emeralds looks alot like the one in my academy in the tall tower.
>>7339681
Sorry, but you can't be me. No one but I can... You get me? The sooner bitches learn this fact the better off they'll be. Go talk like a caveman in your sleep then.
>>7339700
Sorry isn't going to cover it. I'm starting to regret turning your brain into putty to begin with. The despair of having a useless Sister and a useless nurse to babysit is almost mind melting.
>>7339704
>>7339704
My magic here is done.
>dissapears in a puff of smoke
>>7339664
Machines with even less worth than a Glober. This planet is full of surprises, though not the kind that will free it from my wrath.
>>7339700
Yes, now on with the revealing of the globes.
>>7339721
>>7339721
DINGA DANG DONG
>>7339719
>>7339721
>Xbox shuts down.
>>7339702
OF COURSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING YOU IDIOT! Stupid ray-gun needs to be recalibrated...
>He turns a few knobs, and fires several times.
WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG?
>>7339710
Well, might as well start now.
You have this one?
>>7339721
OW What the fuck!? Goddamn fucking wind! Where the hell am I? Oh, it's that bitch ass Illegal Alien. How's it going my nigga?!
>>7339749
Later faggot!
>>7339721
and for my next trick, I'll make you vanish from the face of the earth!
>>7339770
Is your little toy on?
I am king now of all I survey.
>>7339737
Yeah! Lightning-modified would be perfect for you!
>>7339781
No actually.
Day five. Wojak starts getting confident, Mikan rides a rocket but DOESN'T die, fishing makes it's revered return, marky uses some speedrun tactics, something that needed to be done is done by Zero and Crazy Frog, and GUN fucks up again.
>>7339678
So what kind of witch are you? I'm not exactly an expert on the dichotomy of witches.
>>7339702
Calm down. I'm just messing with you. Unless of course, you actually want to do that to somebody's lunch. In which case I'd have to get as far away from you as possible.
>>7339703
Other people deserve the very best. I don't want people to see my unfinished products or something that I didn't put much thought into.
>>7339721
O-oh no! I-i'm sorry! I-it was an accident!!
>>7339745
Ah....~ A dull despaaaair....~
>>7339753
....Revealing of Globes? Could you...ummm...explain that, please?
>>7339765
A-ah! A-are you okay?!
>>7339745
Don't lose control of youself. Keep calm "real" Junko, keep breathing. There is only one you, and you just speaking with the wall.
>>7339802
H-hehe...I've been on a rocket before...b-but not like this...
>>7339601
>>7339700
You could have just asked politely for them, I'm more than happy to lend my items to students that are in need of them...
>>7339625
They're difficult to make and require some expertise but once you have one it'll be quite powerful compared to just a sword.
If you want I can let you examine my weapon to get a feel for them and possibly help you create some for your guild when you get back to them.
Just make sure not to do any permanent damage to it alright?
>>7339633
... That's quite an appalling thing to say
>>7339703
I can tell you about the world of Remnant if you wish. Remnant is split into four major kingdoms, Atlas, Mistral, Vacuo and Vale. Along with that they have smaller areas like Vytal, Patch and Menagerie.
Each of the main kingdoms is in charge of a huntsman school designed to train huntsman to combat the Grimm, creatures of darkness that exist for nothing but to destroy.
That's the basics of my world, I can go into more detail if you wish but I figure a crash course would be easier.
>>7339802
Wow, you actually did something fucking competent for once. I must say, I'm impressed!
>>7339804
Student witch. Learning in magic at Luna Nova Academy.
>>7339802
I was too slow on the shield spell.
>>7339811
The only thing dull around here is you. The despair is sharp, like an icepick jabbed in the base of my spine. Now be a good idiot and be quiet.
>>7339817
Is that what I just doing? Me Junko, you retard. Unga bunga.
>DRIFT IN THIS THREAD
GAS GAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHDXYTX954
>>7339835
>starts recording this information as you talk away
Don't mind me. Just recording history.
>tfw been gone for a few days and am now too late to join in on the weekend event
>>7339734
Says who?
>>7339770
>Each shot bounces away from Gyro, as if he's surrounded by a shield
Come on now, I know you can do better. Look, this is how it's done.
>Gyro then throws a second ball, with the full intent of splatting Plankton against it
>>7339804
Wha-? Of course no--
>Suddenly, Gyro's stomach begins to growl viciously
...That's...not really helping my case, is it.
Night five. Marky and a couple of bros go skydiving, Wojack and Len reunite, an alien goes to a barbecue, Mikan does it again, holy shit, and two memes die.
>>7339835
NO! No Craftknight would ever be caught dead holding a weapon that wasn't their own make!
...Hrmpf. And don't underestimate the strength of my work....
>>7339869
Says the expert on the subject!
>>7339856
>DRIFT OUT OF THREAD THE SECOND YOU GET HERE
Too slow.
>>7339878
Oh yeah? And who might that be? Cause I sure as hell aint lookin' at em.
>>7339865
it's never too late, you can build a folder today and use it tomorrow
>>7339734
I'm sorry but I don't know anything like that. But hey this place is huge, so there might be hope yet!
>>7339804
You take your work seriously huh? Have you made a lot of money from it?
>>7339835
Gee that's the short version and I'm already lost...
>>7339871
Well... It was awful while it lasted...
Thank you for the sweet release of death, you fucking fatass egg-shaped mother fucker.
https://twitter.com/Night_0f_Fire/status/822947909209571328
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>7339800
I'll just do four more since there's a high chance you already have a lot of them.
Feast time. Marky digs in, Muhria, muh Black Arms, Zero gets some dosh, Something that should've happened a while ago finally does, Wojack makes a questionable decision, and the magician shows Grimes a trick he won't forget.
>>7339871
The life of an illusionist is always packed with danger and mystery
>>7339790
>He uses the blaster to burn a hole in one of the papers.
What do you think, clam-for-brains? OF COURSE IT'S ON, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
>>7339869
>He watches in horror as the spinning ball rockets toward him.
Oh no.
>splat
>Splatter Counter: 7
>He splattered on the ball in a nice spiraling pattern due to the spin. It takes a bit more effort to pull himself off.
Augh...you know what, I don't need you in my armada anyways...I'm just gonna sit down for a while. Maybe we're having holographic meatloaf tonight.
>Defeated, Plankton sits up against a small box, depressed and forlorn.
>>7339912
>>7339850
>If you're running out of images I also ava Duck Guy from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
>>7339912
>
>>7339926
Well. I-It took a bit to fire... What is a little, cute thing like you doing here?
>>7339933
I'll see what I can do. Looking for images is surprisingly easy when you know where to look.
>>7339923
No earthly pursuits can stray my path. Nothing will stop the King of Fists from achieving his goals!
>>7339794
Say, once we find a smith shop, could you make some? Preferably with insets for some kind of gem. I'd really appreciate it.
>>7339852
I don't need to tell you that you just a big mouth, which doesn't lead to anything good.
>>7339923
>pulls out a deck of cards that are sharp enough to slice through Grimes' neck
Kadabraaaaaaaaah
Day six. Zero nearly became zero, Raoh goes to the Power Plant, Wojak slips over the edge, an alien fishes with two humans, and the magician isn't exactly an escape artist.
I want to hug all three little witches.
>>7339883
>IMPLAYING THAT I DON'T DRIFT ALREADY SECOND TIME BEFORE YOU DRIFT OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME
>>7339842
Sounds like a scam to me. I'm pretty sure science has debunked the entire existence of witches in the past. You're getting ripped off.
>>7339869
Nope. I'm gonna go ahead and get out of here before you start going on a rampage.
>>7339903
I've made exactly 0.00, just doing it as a hobby. If you don't mind, I'll probably go look for something to at least make a sketch on. See you.
>>7339791
Hah. Muhahaha. It appears I was wrong. Even you Globers can prove to be an acceptable form of entertainment at times. To call yourself king is one matter, but to oppose your prince by taking claims in his domain is another. Reveal yourself, Glober.
>>7339811
Your globes. Your female globes.
>The Prince moves his hands up his chest, cupping them where a bosom would be if he were to be female.
The power in which I am searching for, contained in the female globes. The power I intend to harness and use to bring about destruction. Show it to me!
>>7339889
Man I couldn't build that shit fast enough and I asked earlier if an avatar was available but got no response.
>>7339973
I think I'm done melting gray brain matter for today
>>7339954
>>7339861
You're interested in history huh? Thats great! It's always great to be able to teach others of History that can help them when faced with a similar issue.
What's your history like if you don't mind me asking?
>>7339878
I'm not asking you to use my weapon, simply study it if you wish.
After all if I allow you to study it you could better yourself in your craft and make better weapons that can protect more people.
>>7339903
Well you better find yourself soon.
I didn't even get started on dust, aura, semblances.
>>7339963
Me just big mouth? Oh no, Junko-chan in bombad big trouble! Whatsa me-sa gonna do-sa? Me know you-sa kill yourself! Muy big fix everyting!
>>7340010
Night six. Marky wants some more fish and drags two others with him while the rest go to sleep.
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
(continue, thread)
>>7339885
You sure are!
>>7339903
You think so? For some reason I just...have a bad feeling.
>>7339958
I can do that as well, no problem!
>She grins, and offers a thumbs-up.
It's no problem at all!
>>7340013
Still, that's...YOUR weapon, you know?
>>7339987
I can see your point, but I can do things like this.
>chants a bit of latin and creates 10 small blue beings of "fire"
See?
>>7340018
The only thing that's hurting is my brain as it struggles to decipher your abhorrent butchering of the English language. Your best solution is to return whence you came and speak only your lingua franca.
>>7340026
And that's five.
Surprisingly easy, but I might be wrong.
>>7340032
Can you blame me? Fish tastes awesome! Fishing itself allows you time to socialize with others, and that's awesome!
>>7340001
It sounds to me like you're just being lazy. You've got plenty of time today, and you could build it as you RP if you wanted to.
>>7339929
>Never thought I'd need this one so I never saved it
>>7339954
>I have enough Lenny x Carl stuff already and that's just from the show alone, might crop the left side of it though
>>7340010
>>7340026
>>7340056
>Got 'em
Good haul though, thanks a bunch!
Day seven. Xeno does some grinding, Marky continues his fish related rampage while Wojack watches, and Zero and Raoh go spelunking
>>7339987
Oh ok! Safe travels!
>>7340013
Y-your not gonna give me homework are you?
>>7340041
Why? Because of the constant fighting? Or do you think something evil is afoot
>>7340062
Problem is is that I really don't know what to pick up.
>>7339991
....Huh?! Y-you want me to show t-that?!..Ahhh...B-but it's embarrassing...
Fine...
>Mikan removes her apron and lifts up her shirt.
T-the bra is staying on...
>>7340013
I collect tales of the wasteland and document it so I may educate people on the past. You see. In my world, the apocalypse rained down some 200 years ago. Based on your wear, you must be from before the War. Who are you?
>>7340019
>Muy
Do you have even Spanish personality?
>>7340051
English isn't my native language, so I'm feel sorry about it.
I am just trying to remember how to do it in the right way, after 2-3 years of break
>>7340092
What's your favorite anime/tv/movie/vidya genre?
>shia Labeouf got patted down by police
Penultimate slide. Wojack shreds while Zero, Raoh, and Marky get ready for the final showdown.
>>7340080
You're welcome! I'd love to get more, but it's a small, small chance that I'll give you anything new. Regardless, thank YOU for the thumbnails!
>>7340089
I named him Sharkiplier, and he needs some food for today! Thankfully for him, his food is riiiiiight here...
>>7340093
>
You don't show anyone anything unless I tell you to, got it!?
>>7340118
Take another break. Like, a permanent one.
>>7340041
That would make my day. Then again, we, er...need to find a blacksmith shop first. Come to think of it, we haven't actually looked much...
>>7340156
I refuse.
>>7340089
>When you start a fish related rampage and it keeps getting bigger.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEe22Xp2zeA
Day eight.
>>7340090
...I still think my mom's gonna kill me.
>>7340161
I guess we've just sat here and complained, huh?
>>7340156
E-eek! I-i'm sorry!!
>Mikan
>>7339948
I'm not "cute", you imbecile. I am PLANKTON! RIGHTFUL RULER OF THIS WORLD AND THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY!
Helloooooo minions!
Good work, Marky.
Does someone host another game?
>>7340205
Just a warning you are being watched
I know who you are.
>>7340025
It's quite alright my dear, just remember to ask next time alright?
>>7340041
Yes it's my weapon, but I'm fine not being able to defend myself as well for a short period of time if it will help others.
>>7340090
Don't worry my boy, I don't have access to any spare paper to issue homework nor would you have any books to read up on what you'd need to study.
>>7340115
Quite a good idea, after all we can all learn from the mistakes of others and those who fail to learn from history are destined to repeat it.
As for myself, I'm Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck, History professor of Beacon Huntsman academy and a professional huntsman. It's my job to teach students of the history of the world. And I was actually born after the great war of my time where the four kingdoms fought for control. But I don't believe we're talking of the same war.
>>7340223
Congratulations on winning and thank you for setting up the area for us.
And thanks to all of you.
Cawfee
>>7340191
I guess so. I'd say we should ask around, and maybe some cute gir-I mean some helpful strangers will give us some information.
>>7340173
I'M SPEEDRUNNING IT, ANON. IN THE NAME OF FISH!
>>7340182
FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! MARK FUCKING DID IT! I PROMISED YOU ALL I'D GET TO THE TOP, AND I. FUCKING. DID IT! YEAH!
Thank you for hosting, and CONGRATS TO ME! Hell yeah!
>>7340205
Howdy, hello, good evening, my friend. How have you been?
>>7340197
Aww... Would you like a song to calm you down? You seem angry.
>>7340182
>>7340223
>>7340238
Congratulations on your triumphant victory, Mr. Mark. And I thank you for the good show you have truly entertained us with, host.
>>7340120
Don't really have a favorite
>>7340223
Congrats to Mark, and thanks for the game!
http://pastebin.com/yJE3br71
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Post-game list update. If you see an ava missing from the list, now's the time to tell me.
>>7340223
Congrats. handsome.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7340205
Whations?
>>7340237
I can't just leave you all helpless like that!
>>7340244
You're...the ladies-men type, huh?
>>7340223
Congrats, mister! And thanks for this!
>>7340239
Cawk
>>7340238
This game blew my mind, thank you
>>7340197
This world will not be ruled by such a petty, insignificant creature such as yourself.Your size alone prevents you from being a true king!
>>7340238
>Congrats to the youtube video games man, and thank you for hosting!
>>7340237
O-okay...
>Mikan
>>7340239
Gween tea!
>>7340232
Oh, I know who I am, too! I'm Claptrap! I'm almost absolutely positive!
>>7340246
I'm doing great, irregularly and unnaturally voiced human! What about you?!
>>7340258
Uhhh...excuse me?
>>7340191
Don't worry about it! I think she will understand once you explain things to her!
I gotta run, sorry bye!
>>7340237
Whew that's a relief! Sorry teach, but I gotta go. Maybe we can continue this lesson some other time!
>>7340238
Thanks for the game!
>>7340266
Mikan, show Markiplier your boobs for winning the game just now. Fucking do it, you sow.
New round is needed. Or else glim fags will take over /trash/
>>7340237
Mine involved thousands of nuclear warheads turning the world to dust and ashes. I assume about 98 percent of life on land was extinguished. Anything your world had would have been annihilated by the searing heat, unbelievably fast winds from the blast, and radiation. However, that radiation can cause the DNA in certain animals to change and become mutants.
>>7340093
>>7340156
I would appreciate you not striking the female Glober while I am observing her power level, other female Glober. If you are jealous that she wishes to become my Queen, then by your two round female globes, stand up for yourself and prove yourself more worthy.
>The prince raises a hand to his face and sighs.
Females...
It seems like we have no host for next game.
Well, anyway thank you for hosting previous games, and congrats with winning!
Good night my friends.
Junko, don't butthurt that much please. Otherwise, there will be wrinkles.
>>7340238
T-thanks for hosting! I-i gotta go...Byeee...
>Mikan
>>7340284
Don't leave your friends behind if something happens with them if you know what I mean
I am not rping but I am just warning you.
>>7340237
>>7340248
>>7340255
>>7340256
>>7340258
>>7340262
Thank you, thank you! I'd like to thank my mom... My dad... MY fans, and YOU guys for supporting me! Thank you all!
>>7340284
I'm doing spectacular, short and evil-sounding robot-thing! Man, the weather sure is great today, wouldn't you agree, my robot friend?!
>>7340299
Oh. Alright, bye!
>>7340284
What you just said....
Is markiplier gay?
>>7340255
i thought youmu was here beforehand tho
>>7340365
Yikes. Now I see where raiders get their hairstyles from...
>tfw you don't win a single game all weekend
Where is the new round we all want?
>all ignore me
Fuck my laifu
>>7340333
I'm not gonna do shit for you, Mr anti-gravity hair. I brainwashed this piggy fair and square. If I tell her to jump off the Sears tower, she'll book a flight to Chicago, suggestively eat a Chicago style hot dog and leap off the roof with a dumb grin on her face. She ain't gonna be your damn Queen. The only Queen around here is me and you're not my type.
>>7340376
No, I'm me. I'm Markiplier. What kind of question is that?
>>7340380
Hey, that's rude to say, you know. I can see where the Stormtroopers got their costumes from. Did they inherit the aim from you, too?
>>7340376
is Mexico 1st world?
>>7340402
>fucks your waifu
I came here to fuck bitches.
>>7340258
Self proclaimed, if I do say so myself. I'd like to think I'm irresistible to women who won't punch my teeth out.
Sometimes when I'm alone I like to queef into a paper bag and just sniff the fuck out of it. You know, really savor the flavor. Reminds me of my childhood
>>7340255
Seems like a fine attendance roster to me.
I don't see any issues.
>>7340258
I'm anything but helpless my boy, after all I'm a professional huntsman. Even without my weapon I'll be able to fight.
>>7340266
You're stuttering quite alot, Are you alright my dear? Are you perhaps getting bullied at school?
>>7340299
That's quite alright my boy, don't forget to always aim to be the best you can be by studying and training to the limit.
>>7340318
Nuclear warhead you say? Can't say I've head of them in my time but it wouldn't surprise me if Atlas created something like that to try and make themselves a larger figure.
It sounds quite powerful though, powerful enough that I don't believe I'll be informing Ironwood of their existence at all.
>>7340404
>A groan is elicited from the prince.
The rabblings of a female Glober...
>>7340434
bitch what the fuck
>>7340434
stfu tricky
>>7340396
>or all month
>>7340247
What I'd like is for you TO SUBMIT TOTAL AND COMPLETE OBEDIENCE TO ME, YOU TWIT! KNEEL BEFORE MY ANTENNAE!
>>7340262
Oh wow, an evil knight on horseback, how original. The future belongs to the EVIL GENUISES, get out of the past!
>>7340402
>>7340425
>GHOOOOST BLOOOWJOB
>WOOT WOOT WOOT
>>7340464
>or in over a year
>>7339991
Do you speak to all royalty with such arrogance?
I am the Scintillant Waste made form. I am the Sand King.
>>7340464
>>7340396
>or all year
>>7340358
I would never leave my friends behind, faceless minion! Who else would help me climb up stairs or say they're too busy to attend my birthday party?!
>>7340365
My sensors indicate that there is currently no weather whatsoever in the current area! So yeah, it's great!
>>7340371
But all I said was "Helloooooo minions!", and then you said "Whations" which isn't a word in either of our native languages!
i wish a good host would host now tb.h
No shittier Lenny games or any of that crap.
Alright, someone just host a new round already.
>>7340483
Only been 21 days since it started. Not that bad.
>>7340427
...I'm a bit too young for that. And Sugar would never stop harassing you for that, too.
>>7340437
....
I'm a girl.
>>7340488
I don't know what you mean by that....
>>7340480
>Or in over 2 years
>>7340418
Actually. My power armor is a modified from the T-51b model. If you are suggesting that my aim is terrible, that is the opposite. I have shot a Deathclaw in between the eyes from 30 yards away.
>>7340437
Nope. Those nukes were made by human hands and machines. Those days, the true gods were the governments who could do anything to the world to change it to how they saw fit.
>>7340481
A king of sand? What is next, grass? Dirt? Sh*t?
>The High Prince chuckles to himself.
Honestly, you are entering a league of royals far beyond your understanding. What is the ruler of a sand castle to the strongest of an intergalactic empire?
>>7340503
I can't remember the last time I won a game.
>>7340493
I'm not hosting until I find Kana.
The other Lenny seems to be doing a decent job.
So.. question is anything going to happen tonight?
I want to join in if there is something.
>>7340460
Oh look, it's one of THESE guys! I bet in your head you're all like: "I do say, this is MOST unorthadox. Harumph harumph!"
If you had a mustache, you'd be pulling on it right now.
>>7340537
Check back in twenty minutes and I'll go again.
>>7340473
>as you shout that, Lotte starts singing a magical lullaby in Finnish
>>7340506
O-oh... I'm quite sorry about that my dear. Please forgive me.
>>7340520
Humans and machines, this is sounding more and more like the work of a future Atlas the more you tell me about it.
>>7340535
You are both cancer, but you are still a slightly better host.
>>7340473
The future can only be decided by those strong enough to take what they desire for themselves. No amount of truckery can change that.
>The giant man gets off of his elephant sized horse and stared menacingly at the single-celled organism
>>7340537
>tradis
>>7340488
Clear skies count as weather, right? I mean, we are in an arena, so it'd logically make sense that-- Ah, what the hell, who cares?! It's been a good day today, you know!
>>7340520
I was hoping my insults would work, but I can't fire back with that information. You win this round.
I won't lie, though, you do look like a Stormtrooper. Maybe it's the helmet, but you do kinda look like one...
>>7340537
Are we revealing anything tonight?
I don't think there will be.
>>7340506
I figured. I try to tiptoe around some girls. I mean, I want to show off my charm, but I don't want to get arrested. That's some bad publicity if I've ever seen...
>>7340553
Thanks anon.
>>7340539
If you're going to act all-powerful, then perhaps you should put your money where your mouth is and give me a display of your abilities, Glober. I am well aware that female globers are able to wrap their male counterparts around their fingers with utmost ease due to the power of their globes, but you are still only a Glober. What are you to the High Prince of a planet-conquering intergalactic empire?
>>7340506
Well, what does "Whations" mean? I've never heard it before in my life!
>>7340578
I would not know, minion! I have only been active for an hour thus far today! What has made it so good? Is there pizza? Guns? Pizza with guns?!
>>7340537
Just a heads up, if you're new, someone plays the Tenth Doctor already.
So why wasn't it a secret ava week instead of weekend?
Anyone ever played as Astraea before?
>>7340613
Taken lad
>>7340603
I'm just a fashion model, honest~
>>7340549
GAAAAH! CEASE YOUR INFERNAL SINGING! AAAAAGH!
>He curls up like pic related.
>>7340561
>Plankton, refusing to give up, takes out a remote and pressea a button, activating a jetpack.
>He flies to eye level with the beast of a man to look him in the eye.
>>7340624
Too much trouble.
>>7340632
Baka
>>7340537
I don't even know if I want there to be one.
>>7340551
Yeah...it's fine. Still, I couldn't leave you unarmed!
>>7340612
What does "minions" mean?
>>7340582
Well, I guess I'm of age, but I don't consider myself and all. She's...reeeeally protective. It's kinda creepy....
>>7340537
Hello Doctor. Nothing much here other than a load of new faces here.
>>7340551
Who is Atlas? These weapons were made by hundreds of scientists and engineers. Don't tell me you are from 2000 years in the past.
>>7340578
Storyteller. I was just correcting you strange man. I have one last message for you.
>leans in and whispers a great message
Your content is shiiiiiit.
>>7340638
Then kindly remove yourself from my presence. I have no interest in your species, let alone those which are at the bottom of the biological barrel.
>>7340530
Tell me what your empire is built upon. What it's foundations are built upon. All of it, even if it takes thousands upon thousands of years, your buildings, your precious empires, your planets. All erode into sand and rock.
You lack the understanding of time and my allies have seen the very end of it. As the Oracle would say "Your future is a thing of the past" prince.
>>7340640
What a bizarre creature. All of the animals I sing to fall asleep happily.
>>7340667
Okie dokie!
>she snickers as she walks off, talking under her breath
Dumb ass~
>>7340646
What? I really don't know.
>>7340612
Pizza? With guns? I like you already, my robot buddy! A lot of things have happened today, but the one that made it so good was...
...Well, I won! I know it sounds incredibly rude and obnoxious, but I won! That's awesome!
>>7340653
It's a pleasure to meet you, Storyteller.
>Mark's eyes widen when he hears the message, but shrugs when it ends.
Opinions aren't fact. I know a few people who would disagree. Let me give you a message, too!
>He leans in
It's not like Fallout's any better, you shiiiiiiit.
>>7340632
Angel. Even one day you will have to touch the ground. There you will find the Waste, waiting.
>Yes but it's fine they stopped playing her I think.
>>7340640
Only I, with these fists given to me by heavens themselves, am fit to conquor this world! This conflict is pointless
>He attempts to flick the tiny evil genius away with one of his massive hands
New round soon, please
>>7340632
i don't think so
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Hoping you're having a wonderful evening. Lets have a game shall we?
First 48
>>7340732
Gabriel
>>7340732
Len
>>7340732
Ruby Rose
Let's do this!
>>7340732
Kotarou Tennouji
>>7340732
The Doctor
>>7340732
Markiplier
>>7340732
Junko Enoshima
>>7340732
Hel
>>7340732
Deadmau5
>>7340732
Raoh
>eggman-kun is 1 away from 3k
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>7340649
Aaah, the overprotective older-sister type? I've had a few run ins. Weren't fun, I tended to get smacked at least hourly. So, Sugar's her name?
>>7340732
Jack Gallagher
>>7340732
Shuichi Saihara
>>7340732
Agria the Shadowless
>>7340732
Coraline Jones
>>7340732
Sand King
>>7340732
Sgt. Tommy Saunders
>>7340676
What need is there to construct an empire when you can so easily conquer those of others. Thousands of lesser civilizations have been absorbed into my empire, whether through mere intimidation or brute force, and the populace of hundreds of planets make up my armies. What do you have to rival that? A sand sculpture?
Pathetic.
>>7340696
Farwell.
>The Prince snickers as she turns tail, muttering something to himself.
Idiotic Glober.
>>7340732
THE PRINCE
>>7340732
Alisha Diphda
>>7340747
Thank god the real one is here.
>diddles
>>7340732
Yoshimitsu the 1st
>>7340714
Atleast Shoddycast has variety in content, unlike you where you just scream at the exact same thing and do nothing new for a month or so.
>>7340732
Storyteller
>>7340732
Benimaru Nikaido
>>7340649
It meeeeans that you're my minion! Sheesh, I thought that was self-explanatory!
>>7340714
You won? Awesome! Does this mean that I win, too?!
>>7340732
Claptrap
>>7340732
crazy frog army
>>7340732
President Trump
>>7340757
Why should he get it?
>>7340732
Reaver
>>7340747
>rubs feet
>>7340732
Leon Kuwata
>>7340732
AdmiralBulldog
>>7340732
Plankton
Should I change it 36 instead?
>>7340732
Xenomorph
>>7340744
>Begins to drool on your head as the creature was in the vent above you.
>>7340732
Zero
>>7340732
Xbone-tan
>>7340732
Merman Lenny
>>7340758
I don't have any siblings...she thinks she's..."more". But yeah, she's my Guardian Beast!
>>7340789
...I didn't agree to that.
>>7340732
Pratty
>>7340732
Lito Rodriguez
>>7340732
Capra Demon
>>7340797
>stealing his 3k
dickmove, bub
>>7340812
Whatever you want my good man.
>>7340732
Doc Brown and MortyMcfly
>>7340732
Soldier 76
>>7340778
Why would we waste time constructing anything? You waste materials on shelter and hubris. You travel the stars yet still you feel so insecure. The sands of time will erode your existence away. I see it in your eyes prince, the fear of it. That is why you will never be a King.
Who do you think the secret avas are?
>>7340719
>He barely sways out of the way. We won't be hitting 8 splatters this post!
Nice try, gargoyle! But I'm going to have you sniveling in awe at my superior intellectual prowess!
>>7340682
THANK NEPTUNE SHE STOPPED THAT INFERNAL SINGING! Please, I'll do anything, just please don't do it again! I beg of you!
>>7340810
hi egg
>>7339856
>>7339883
>>7339983
You kiddos are too slow.
>Outruns both of you
>>7340732
Yuri Lowell
>>7340781
>discord pls
Damn right I'm here.
>>7340804
Now this is MUCH better. Rub between my toes too...
>>7340732
General Pepel
>>7340867
I think they are great.
>>7340881
ur gay
>>7340785
Live action skits, that one chocolate hot tub video we did, those challenge videos; I have done something new at least every month!
What's Fallout done that's new, huh? Don't say the story since that's a given!
And here's tonights roster. Are you ready?
>>7340732
Ken Kaneki
>>7340732
Fumi Kanno
>>7340632
Old Astraea was Vertfag but I don't think they would mind if you picker her up
>>7340908
give >>7340836
to >>7340913
>>7340908
Pretty ladys on my district, i dig it.
Lets get the rave going!
>>7340865
All of this not even coming from a Glober, but the insignificant creatures which crawl underneath their feet. Consider yourself lucky, for I have no interest in conquering a kingdom of insects and sand.
>>7340908
Very well. It is time to bring wrath upon the pathetic Globers.
>>7340908
Indeed! I'm ready to begin the mission!
>>7340908
Oh just start it already mortal!
"don't worry about us, we can wait."
>>7340789
Whoops. I'm sorry I missed ya, man.
Anyway, yes! You win! I win! Everyone wins since we're all best friends (I think)! I might just celebrate with fish since I won because of it! What do you think, buddy?
>>7340908
Yes! Why wouldn't I be?
>>7340908
Now! Let us fight like ladies and gentlemen with nothing to lose!
>>7340908
An impressive presentation of the roster as always, host. Shall we inaugurate this duel once more, then?
>>7340908
Let's play!
>>7340908
DONG BABABANG BONG BANG BANG
>>7340908
I was born ready.
>>7340908
Alright, let's go boys.
>>7340835
Well, I did! Don't you agree to my agreement? If you agree to my agreement, then we both agree to agree to the agreement! Right?!
>>7340945
That sounds awesome!
Wait, fish? Like, catching them or eating them?
>>7340908
Ready to be the hero!
>>7340938
>He starts laughing hard
You still cannot understand it! I am not a ruler of the desert. I am the deserts themselves! You on the other hand. Less than an insect, fragile creature.
>>7340908
It is time.
>>7340908
Looks great, let's go!
>>7340908
Allons-y
>>7340987
>>7340987
>>7340987
>>7340987
>>7340987
Lets go!
>>7340887
>sucks toes instead
>>7340877
What a sudden change. You were shouting things like cheezy villians in comic books, now you are like this. How strange. Maybe try being nice to people, and smile more?