ITT: Pokemon are real. Do you remember the last few days?

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>>7338031
halp

my ass is still fucking sore

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>>7338031
Clear as day, bro.
I'm kinda glad not everybody does.
'Chu, liiike, don't wanna know some of what's gone on.

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>>7338116
Gey Lucy to rub lotion on it.
I'm not gonna do that.
I would just smack it more.

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>>7338031
Yes. It surprises me that some do not.
>>7337931
..... sure.
It is... A gambling game?
Correct?

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hello?
N, Gladion?
I am at that room you mentioned
I brought my Bass and some Videogames

>>7338182
Don't look under the bed.

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>>7338031
Barely, there are still memory holes to patch up. Could have been worse.

Oh yeah, I've fixed the server, got the stream site running up again though it is connected to nothing. Found the Undertale LP Episode 1 still in Jay's camera, but no signs anywhere of the Z&L EP 1 and 2
...
...
Didn't I give you guys a pair of arcade sticks?

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>>7338182
Sorry, friend. You missed the boat, they're off going full kill-team right now.

Hopefully you can meet up once they're finished with their pressing business.

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>>7338116
*pokes booty*

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>>7338182
they left to kill their parents, who just uploaded a tape of their sex to the internet.

>>7338222
EEP

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I had a weird dream that I was doing some stuff to help some people?
I feel weird.

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>>7338031
>Do you remember the last few days?
Apparently not as the last thing I remember before I woke up this morning was me chilling in my desert in Orre. No idea how I found my way here to Sinnoh or why I don't remember it.

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>>7338222
One more time and I kick 'chu into next Tuesday.
We clear, bro?

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>>7338229
Just give in to the booty poking.
He seems really good at it.
You might even enjoy it.

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>>7338182
Gladion didn't close the window when we left, so if you aren't already in there feel free to get aquatinted with my guitar, if you wish.
We should be back in two or three hours.
...... Presumably.

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>>7338116
At this point when you keep bringing attention to it, pretty sure its your fetish.

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>>7338248
Getting your brain-meats messed with does that.
That said, I remember you as being a kid with a heart of gold, who got into some pretty intense situations.

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>>7338229
>The Natu diddles your brain into thinking you got buttslapped

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>>7338258
I already let myself in, its not like I wanted to have fun with people
Though may I ask, why do you have a basket full of sex toys?

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>>7338278
I did? Uhh, who are you again? I'm sorry all this stuff has me feeling weird.

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>>7338274
...no comment.

>>7338281
HA, I FELT YOU POKING AROUND IN MY HEAD, NO, JUST NO, GET OUT

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>>7338229
>Double teams into 10 clones
>They all slap Emrys' butt.

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>>7338313
...
>The Natu swoops past and buttslaps you his own damn self

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>>7338253
*pokes your booty too*
>>7338281
*slaps natu's ass*

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My god it's the ley line of butts all over again

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>>7338293
What bas-
... Oh Arceus.
Those were presents from fans that I have been too busy to properly dispose of.

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>>7338316
>>7338332
>pathetic mewling returns

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>>7338333
stop slapping everbody's ass

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>>7338333
>Small bird reeeeee
>Psychslaps the salandit ass

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>>7338333
>I slap your butt with my tail

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>>7338357
>Slaps ass

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Seeing how this is all going now.
Better give in to all this.
I could give you a lil tug job to ease the pain though.
>Winks.

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>>7338333
That does it. I warned 'chu about the slaps, bro.
> Ray uses Psychic!

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>>7338357
Sorry.
>The clones tenderly massage the slapped area.

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>>7338404
OOOH HOT! Bzzzrrt!
>Slaps Lucario's ass

>>7338383
Crap meant for >>7338357
>gives the zangoose a squishy slap.

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>>7338375
>>7338370
Hey, easy. I know it's funny, but let's give the poor guy some time to recover.
Besides, butt-slaps are >>7338404's thing.

>>7338383
How about "no thank you"?

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Anyone who slaps an ass shall now feel their own ass slapped for thrice the force
Be careful kids!

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>>7338413
Hey Rotom, been a while since you checked in.
How's your trainer doing?
>>7338439
>Slaps godly ass

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>>7338439
Well, good thing I'm here and not there.

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>>7338439
...
>Slaps ass.

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>>7338439
Can I slap your ass
>slap

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>>7338450
Pretty good! I've got a sudden gap in my memory but that's probably all the booze.
He's great! Uhh, who are you?

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>>7338439
Thank 'chu.
Maybe we can get to town and off, like, the occult ley line of infinite slaps?
It shouldn't be that far, but I got, like, a D in Geography.

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>>7338439
>Tiny squawk
>Psyslap the god booty

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>>7338450
>>7338464
Normally I'd say no to slapping from across the universe, but I'll let you guys have a free slap.
>>7338458
Don't you have a cat to be fucking, kiddo?

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>>7338370
GAH
>>7338404
T-thanks...
>>7338429
YA MISSED YA LEWD PINK BLOB
>>7338439
THAT WILL JUST ENCOURAGE THEM

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>>7338474
No one really, just someone who hangs around here.
>>7338439
Seeing like no one has missed yet your ass must be too big to miss.
Felt great though.
>>7338495
How could you miss that?
That massive butt.

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>>7338505
Looks like your harder to hit then I thought.
I hope you stay that hard.
You know what's easy?
Me right now.

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>>7338505
>Slap
>>7338524
I mist be pretty famous or somethin'! Nice to meet ya, pal!

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>>7338343
I am the master of slap ass
>>7338370
>pokes the tail
>>7338375
>pokes the ass
>>7338404
>pokes the ass
>>7338413
>pokes the ass
>>7338439
>slaps this ass with glee
>>7338385
>skedadles with the asses

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>>7338549
Bro, he's going steady with someone else.
Like, with a kid on the way and everything.
Please, I'm begging 'chu, don't, like, perpetuate the stereotype.

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>>7338524
>Aggrivated peeping
>Psyslap the painter pup butt

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>>7338555
>>7338413
...
You missed.

>>7338505
>Massaging intensifies
>Attempts to shield Emrys with clones

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>>7338555
HEY!
>>7338591
>SLAP

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>>7338505
It is time, engage in the "ball of teddy bears" formation.

>>7338611
(No no hes fine this is great. It's only an issue if something is actually happening)

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Look, I get that playing slap-ass is fun, but can we get heading to town, please?

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>>7338580
I haven't heard a no from him yet.
I'l refrain from diddling a lover but I just love to tease.

>>7338611
(fuck off someone called that shit yesterday and you whined this is fun))

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>>7338634
>slowly uncurls from ball of shame

Okay, if these guys are done I can probably get moving.

>>7338638
Stahp

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>>7338661
>Slaps ass.

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>slaps his own ass

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>>7338553
Probably not, but I renember stuff.
That and I love chit-chat.
Its nice to meet yeah.

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>>7338670
...thank god you're made of paper

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>>7338683
>Slap

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Right, let's get moving.

>>7338672
I think I saw a bit of jiggling.

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>>7338699
Not nearly as much as Emry's

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> finally walking towards town
> realizes how silly this must look
> doesn't really care anymore

Welp, town's close. That's nice at least.

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>>7338679
Nice to meet ya too! What kinda stuff do you like ta do?

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>>7338714
>Dog noises.

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>>7338698
We moving already?
Right, you guys don't mind if a muk tags along till the town right?
>>7338718
Painting, reading, being a pirate.
What do you like to do for fun?

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>>7338706
IT'S NOT THAT BAD

>>7338714
Daycare is close, you mean. We're going to see sniff's mom

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>>7338756
ya know what, sure. if she wants to anyways.

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>>7338757
Forget the ley line of ass slappings, you've got what has been scientifically proven to be an hypnotic ass.

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>>7338718
Cook, shitpost, contemplate my life choices.

>>7338756
I'm good with it.

>>7338757
Ah, right. Hopefully this will go relatively smoothly.

>>7338751
>pets for odd doggo

>>7338770
Oh yeah.
...I don't know if she's a she though.
But she's really nice, bit mopey sometimes.
She asked to tag along, I thinks its great, the more the merrier.

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>>7338757
yeah it was, kinda, it was around the same

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>>7338757
>>7338770
>A Muk moves up to the group
Uh...hello.
I'm uh...Muk. Nice to meet you.
>Offers a hand to shake

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>>7338792
Oh forgot my image and to pet >>7338751
>extra pets for the dog noise emitter.

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.... What in Arceus' name is going on...

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>>7338788
>>7338811
>Happy doggo noises.

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>>7338786
...pls no

>>7338788
hopefully

>>7338792
if she wants to come along that's fine just make sure we're not all poisoned.

>>7338795
uuuugh.

>>7338810
I'm immune to poison, so sure.
>Shakes goop hand

>>7338814
CHAOS

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>>7338810
>preforms a fistbump with their tail

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>>7338814
Do you want pets too?
>Pets N
>>7338826
She has pecha berries if its really needed.
And I'm sure we still got some antidotes tucked away.

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>>7338810
okay
>shake hand

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>>7338718
Watch things I shouldn't be able to through cameras I shouldn't have access to, shitposting.
I'm not sure at which of those I'm better.

>>7338788
Give him another pet from me.

>>7338826
Are you sure you got Immunity and not Toxic Boost? It's a small chance but you never tested it.
Or did you?

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>>7338882
oh no I tested it several times. shit like salazzle pheromones doesn't work on me

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>>7338756
I dunno I just chill and possess stuff!
>>7338788
Me too, bud. You seem kinda familiar.
>>7338882
Cameras, eh? I wanna mess around with some cameras!

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>>7338826
>Slime covers his hand

>>7338828
>Tail is coated in sludge

>>7338851
>Hand is covered in sludge

Nice to meet you all.
...
So...uh...anything you guys want to talk about?
Also, uh...If I poison any of you...I have these.
>Holds up a bag of pecha berries

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>>7338849
>He startles very badly
I'm not sure how you managed to touch me from there, but please.
Don't.

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>>7338976
>casually wipes slime off on the grass

I'm not much of a talker, sorry.

>>7338991
Smeargle has copied legendary powers, including Palkia's spacial rend, maybe that's why.

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>>7338991
>Does a bootleg butt trick on the one known as N

>>7338900
...I'll take your word for it.

>>7338915
If you ever find some lost cameras around Mt. Coronet in Sinnoh I'd like if you were to put them back online. Although I have a feeling that they're not there at all anymore.

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>>7338915
Whats the biggest thing you've once possessed?
>>7338976
How did you end up here?
I've never seen a muk hang around a forest so far.
>>7338991
I dunno, just reached out and really wanted to pet your head.
But you don't like petting, not even some earscratchies?
I love earscratchies, they are wonderful.

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>>7339039

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>>7339039
I'll help you out of I see em! I'm am Alola based Rotom thooough.
>>7339054
That Radio Tower in Johto! It was kinda tough to keep onto though, and everyone realized I was possessing it within like a minute.

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>>7339012
The point still stands, I do not want him to to-
>>7339020
>He stops mid sentence, doubling over and groaning

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>>7339054
>Scratches Smeargle's ears

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>>7339082
Oh yeah, I renember I asked that one tim-
>>7339091
Oh, ohhh yeaaa.
>falls over and kicks legs.

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>>7339164
You asked me? Say what I thought we never met!

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>>7339090
>Teleports in a written apology and a commemorative spoon.

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>>7339182
I think I was still pretending to be a drunk house owner at that time.
I wasn't pretending the drunk part though.

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>>7339054
...
I was born in the garbage dump near...Mauville? Is that what it's called? It's the city near here.
Anyway, they performed "pest control" one day, and I was chased off to the forest. I found a cave, and...Yeah. I live there now. Nobody to talk to, so it gets really lonely at times.
Humans REALLY don't like me.
>Shrinks down a little

>>7339012
>Tries to start small talk
...
So...how did your group get here?

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>>7339223
>The spoon has been accidentally lodged somewhere unspeakable
>>7339090
>Teleports in another apology note

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Hey I heard this was a good place to meet potential challengers. What's up?

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>>7339243
The full story's too crazy to be believed, but the short answer is that we're looking to set up a family reunion for one of our little party here.

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>>7339248
>N just curls up in the corner of the saddle bag, stuck with and awkward boner and pain from having a damn spoon shoved up his ass
.....wwwwwwhyyyyyy.

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>>7339332
HAHA
N likes shoving stuff up his ass

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>>7339332
I could pet you if that would make it feel better.
>pets anyway.

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>>7339332
Because the world loves our butts.

Or hates them.

The result is the same.

>>7339372
oh fuck off half-cock.

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>>7339332
that's
okay famalam ill do you a solid and teleport the spoon out

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>>7339392
Did somebody say butts

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>>7339372
You got half your dick bitten off when you tried to facefuck your Hidreygon, you haven't got much of a leg to stand on, nor can see how much of a laughing stock you are.

>>7339392
I'm certain it's love.

>>7339436
no, you are just hearing things
You can go now

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>>7339436
no go away pls

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>>7339372
>A bundle of spoons is teleported to the vague area of ghetsis' ass
>Evens = Confirmed Penetration
>Odds = A bundle of spoons ineffectually hits the old fat man in the rear

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>>7339450
>>7339455
I'm pretty sure i heard butts

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>>7339386
>He curls up tighter, shaking
P-p-please don't touch me
>>7339372
F-fuck... Off...

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>>7339483
Can I touch you?

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>>7339472
Go assault Ghetsis' butt.

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>>7339302
>>7339243
Basically, we are looking for my mother.
I was...Taken from her seconds after birth. I never even heard her voice.
Anyway, we think she is in the daycare on Route 117, which is where we are headed.

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IS THERE SOMETHING I NEED TO help with?

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>>7339517
Target acquired
>>7339372
*ass tackle*

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>>7339509
Nooo.
D-don't....

>>7339563
You feeling allright Bro
You seem a little... out of it

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>>7339636
I am fine. How arre you?

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>>7339577
Not even a bit?
I'l make it good for you.
...Just a hug?

>>7339642
good, I was just a little worried since you said the last alien dude went nuts from too much unprotected exposure to our atmosphere

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>>7339677
OF COURSE! I have taken the necessary precautions.
Though my memory feels like it is slipping. It seems some of my notes have disappeared as well.

>>7339701
Cool, you seem like a pretty swell dude and I would hate to lose someone as cool as you to to something so silly
Though perhaps you should go take a break off planet, you know, just to be safe.

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>>7339653
No... Stop....
>he curls up even tighter
Don't touch me...

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>>7339577
I'd tell you to run but you're already flying at mach five.

I think I can see the day care guys!

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>>7339763
A cool dude? Perhaps I should...
Do you consider me your friend?

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>>7339653
quit your shit

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>>7339778
Aw.
I just wanted a hug really.
I'l look for a hug elsewhere then.
Hope that that stuff with your dad is gonna go well.
Bye.
>>7339820
Your rude.

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>>7339826
and next time youre dead meat
>>7339778
you alright N?

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>>7339845
Oh so your not only rude but a crazy murderer too?

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>>7339845
>BURNS

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>>7339797
Yeah, that's it.
I hope she's in there.

>>7339826
I don't like to see people sad.
So, I'll give you a hug if you really want one.
Just, nothing lewd, please.

>>7339799
sure, you are a cool friend.
not many Visitor from other planets and I would like to think that I am a nice guy

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>>7339845
..... maybe...
>at least the anxiety from people touching him scared away that boner
>He's still shaking though

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>>7339863
yeah now fuck off
>>7339872
really?
lusamines done worse
the curling iron corner wasnt fun
>>7339909
>he hugs N
relax i got ya dude

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>>7339876
Oh thank you.
Yeah, just a hug really.
I love to fool around, but if I wanted sex I would just stay at the daycare.

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>>7339934
oh you wanted a hug?
sound a little less threatening next time dude
>hug

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>>7339922
>burns again

Fuschiafag here.
Good Luck, little Snivy. Vapey's cheering for you.
>>7339863
Um, I think he suspects you of trying to steal his man.

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>>7339940
...Thanks but you really should lay off the harsh language.
It gives a bad impression.

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>>7339934
>Hugs the ditto

>>7339981
Thank you. I hope she's here.
Because we are about to find out.

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>>7339922
.... Thanks.
>he hugs him back, breathing slowly evening out
>>7339980
Zekrom, Bolt Strike.

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>>7339981
I don't think I'd ever be able to do that.
Haha, I don't know if I could transform myself a butt that perky.
>>7340027
>Wraps around the snivy, letting go after a little while.

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>>7339980
>he winces
not as bad as the curling iron corner
nowhere near as bad as grill time
>>7340016
sorry i told you to fuck off
we both made mistakes
mostly me
plus speaking pokemon isnt really my thing
>>7340057
no problem
hahaha thanks N

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>>7340057
>MISS SOMEHOW?
>>7340074
>BURN

>>7340085
(legendary moves only half miss. You will take splash damage, which would probably be enough to KO you)

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>>7340127
>SORRY LANTERN IS DEAD IGNORE THE BURN

Doctor Millicent Bell here - ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and a certified Psychic-Type Treatment Specialist.

Willing to answer any questions you might have about Human health in regards to Pokemon and am also qualified to treat Pokemon in many ways. Please don't ask me where to purchase narcotics, Pokemon organs, or other highly illegal activities; at most, I would prefer to give alternatives to the highly dangerous things that fucking morons do trying to get a high. I can't stop you, so I'd prefer to at least give you advice to minimize your risk with such things.

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>>7340058
>Smiles at the ditto
Feel any better, friend?

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>>7340074
Its alright, I forgive you.
>>7340149
Yes, thank you.
I'l be off now, I got things to do, places to go.
See ya.

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>>7340074
>He smiles
Let's go, we've got Ghetsis to kill
>Hops out of the saddle bag

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>>7340142
Why do potions and such work on pokemon, but not humans? I mean, wouldn't it be so much easier to be able to use such products on people instead of going through intensive medical care?

Also, we're almost there guys, just another block or so.

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>>7339566

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>>7340085
>>7340141
well that crisis is averted
>>7340142
why do people like pokemon sex i really want to kown
>>7340177
ghetsis
>the rage is back
>he hops out as well

>>7340142
Is there a medical condition for the Hoopa species that causes them to be incorrigible twats? Asking for no longer existant reasons.

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>>7340142
Muk here.
Is there any way of counteracting my natural toxicity?
I'm lonely, and want to make friends and travel the world, but I don't want to hurt anybody doing so.

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>>7340142
how dead can a pokemon get before it dies?

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>>7340204
can someone tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>7340142
Why is this Salandit so obsessed with slapping asses

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>>7340204
>why do people like pokemon sex i really want to kown
Epic, bro!

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>>7340204
uh, as a pokemon it's... like any other sex, I think?

Never got to uh, try human sex, so I have no comparison, but it's my opinion that pokemon and humans should be totally okay to have intimate relationships as long as it's consensual and both parties are of age... which is kinda weird for pokemon because as far as I'm aware pokemon can be sexually active from the day they hatch.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to help a friend find his mom

>opens the door to the daycare

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>>7340296
IMPOSTER!

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>>7340204
Knowing Ghetsis he's at the nearest Daycare snagging eggs
>>7340296
>>7340322
What in Arceus's...
Why.

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>>7340257
that one yeah
>>7340296
>>7340322
this is too much
lillie(s) please get off the computer
>>7340354
lets kick whats left of his teeth in

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>>7340322
FIGHT ME IRL BRO!!!!
>>7340367
Who said you get to bring friends?
>>7340354
Are you the Masketta Man?

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>>7340296
>>7340322
>>7340377

Hello ladies~

Can you tell me what time it is?

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>>7340312
I hope this goes smooth.

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>>7340387
Adventure Time, duh.

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>>7340377
I am you, but cooler. I will win, for my memes are superior.

>>7340387
Time to go drink what's under the sink.

O r a n g e I s l a n d s

>>7340190

Cellular makeup and proteins. Pokemon share a particular genetic quirk that allows for rapid restoration when supplied a chemical component found in Potions and Ethers - Humans lack this particular protein combination and require legitimate periods of convalescence.

>>7340218

I greatly apologize, but there's no method to completely erase a Muk's natural toxicity. However, through the use of medication, several of the poisons often produced by your kind can be broken down, making you far less dangerous on the whole, but still wholly capable of poisoning humans and Pokemon. However, doing such will greatly weaken you in battle, so keep that in mind.

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>>7340431
>>7340435
WRONG

IT'S STILL BROCK O'CLOCK

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>>7340431
>>7340435
how is this happening

>>7340458
Probably a Ditto involved

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>>7340354
>>7340367
>walks out of a Daycare with Pokemon Eggs strapped all over his body
You can't kill me now you Faggots.
so what are you going to do now

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>>7340474
>shoves

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>>7340458
Meme magic, mostly.

Also mom and dad made a time machine.

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>>7340377
No ... I don't?
>>7340474
This.
Zekrom, Bolt Strike.
>>7340367
He just made the search easier.

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>>7340472
yeah pr-
>>7340474
i really don't care
silvally iron head
>>7340495
but dads been gone for like five years
just
chill with the memes

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>>7340451
>>7340494
The hero we need.

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>>7340517
>>7340519
>stumbles in front of the attacks

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>>7340519
>Time machine

The new dad, Gladdie, sorry. Ghetsis is really weird.

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>>7340568
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>7340570
FALSE LILLIE DOESNT CALL ME GLADDIE
SILVALLY FIRE MULTI ATTACK

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>>7340474
'Chu didn't cover your face.

>>7340436
Okay, like, my friends have asked me to pull some Psychic shenanigans to help them remember stuff. It mostly worked out, but do 'chu know if there's a formal, like, training process for psychs? If I keep doing this stuff, I'd like to get legit.
Thanks, Doc, 'chu are great.

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>>7340568
HAHAHA
>>7340517
>>7340519
>>7340494
>dances off into the sunset, covered in broken pokemon eggs and pokemon egg yolk

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>>7340635
*slaps yolky ass*

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>>7340635
I WAS SO CLOSE
FIRE MULTI ATTACK AGAIN

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>>7340607
ArcEUS mEW

Do you not understand the whole TIME MACHINE thing?! Ugh! Things change Gladion!

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>>7340436
Oh...
Well, thanks anyway.
Suppose I'll just have to be really careful of what and who I touch.
Speaking of which, what brand of antidote works best?

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>>7340673
YOURE FROM A FAILED TIMELINE
DIE
>FIGHTING MULTI ATTACK

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>>7340711
Why are you killing your sister?

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>>7340711
That's not how time travel wo-
>Is absolutely pulverized
>I hope you don't wait for me to come back in the future

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>>7340570
>The new Dad
>Ghetsis
What no we kil-
>>7340635
YOU FUCKER
>he punches a tree - odds he fractures the thumb or breaks it

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>>7340753
>>7340762
oh
>he falls onto the ground
ok

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>>7340753
It's time travel, we can't explain shit.

Say, you wouldn't happen to be at a Daycare along Hoenn Route 117, would you?
If you are there might be someone here who'd like to meet you (platonically).

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>>7340833
I would like to say closer then you think.
But then I would be lying.
No I am not from that place or near that place.

>>7340870
VapeNaysh, bruh?

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These family fights are getting more and more complicated.

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>>7340903
What?
Silly anon, those are not words.

>>7340825
Hey, that was future lillie, present lillie is still here
all you have to do is make sure she doesn't time travel or the loop will begin.

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>he broke his thumb because he's an idiot who punches a tree while also having improper hand position
>7340825
>plops on the ground next to Gladion
...... What now?

>>7340870
Fuschiafag here.
Were those earrings were your idea, and where di you get 'em?
My Vaporeon wants some now and I don't want to take a chance with a shady as fuck back-alley piercing place just to oblige.

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>>7340983
>>7340825
Hey guys, can you pick up some crisps and cookies on your way back to Gadions place if you are heading back here.
You ran out.

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>>7340946
I'm pretty sure you do not belong in this world, or in this dimension at all. I'm going to have to ask you kindly to please go back to that hell dimension where certain Internet sites are real.

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Hello again... internet.

I have scanned myself with this device, and learned I am supposed to be able to run on this water by shooting it out of my hooves, however, after the... events of last night, I fear any progress towards understanding how to do this was lost. I am essentially stuck on this Poni Island. If one of you kind people could come help me, or simply offer advice on using my new powers, I would be in your debt.

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>>7340946
that's a thicc tyranitar.

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>>7341031
I..... Suppose.
If we stop by any stores on the way we'll pick up replacements.

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>>7340946
Oh man I wouldn't mind sticking my Bone in that!

>Rattles

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>>7341102
hmm.... have you tried turning off and then back on again?

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Hello there, kiddos.
One of my assistants just got thing thing working for me, I'm terrible with this new-fangled tech.
Am I supposed to introduce myself, or-
Oh, my, someone's at the door!
> streaming status: accidental
Welcome to the 117 Daycare, young'un! That's, er, quite a lot of Pokemon with you...

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>>7341102
sure, I can help you and am not far away
since it will take a while for N To get back, I can help you

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>>7341160
>Speaks using his dex for maximum clarity

Hello sir, we're looking to uh, meet one of the Pokemon that was in your care at some point, do you happen to have a Serperior with scars on her back?

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>>7341160
>A snivy hops onto the counter
>He speaks in broken, but understandable english.
So, uh...
Hello. I'm Sniffers.
I was born at this daycare.

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>>7341160
>>7341241
>>7341246
>simultaneously watching from accidental stream and Emry's dex
dis gon b gud

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>>7341228
We'll be back in 15 minutes.
I'm not certain that counts as a while.

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>>7341228
oh hey its dicklord.

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>>7341158
If my powers would turn on in the first place, I would take up your suggestio- hey wait a minute, didn't I turn you into a pony!?

>>7341228
Oh, really? You seem kind, if you are willing to help, I am at the... southern shore of Poni Island, I believe. The sand is quite nice to lay on here, and I am conserving my strength, so you will find me resting there.

>>7341292
Please sir, watch your tongue, especially when speaking to your betters, and yes, he is your better, for his first action was to offer aid, rather than throw a brick.

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>>7341241
>>7341246
>The old man nearly falls out of his chair.
O-Oh, my goodness gracious!
Er...
I think I know who you're talking about.
S-Sniffers, is it? I took in a Serperior matching that description a while ago, I believe she's still here.
I'll have to check my records, just to be doubly sure.

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>>7341346
Yes! But god turned me back.

as for the brick.... everyone was doing it.... I apologize :(

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>>7341349
We can wait, please, take your time, and if she's not here, you'd have records of where she went or who she went with, right?

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>>7341346
>holds out pokeball
You see this thing? If you boop it with your nose, it should restore your powers.
Just remember that it will send you to to a kinda void for a few minutes, but you will come right back just as strong as before if you stay still while in it.

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>>7341401
did you steal that pokeball to?

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>>7341378
Thank you, apology accepte- oh my, that certainly was quick!
>>7341401
Are you certain about this? Well alright then... perhaps we can have some cake afterwards?

>>7341424
(shit forgot the part where I boop the ball, that's a thing that happened)
>ball boop happens

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>>7341424
>>7341446
now remember to stay still otherwise it won't work

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>>7341386
Well, would you look at that. Ain't that a shame...
>He chuckles.
Not really, but it's bad luck to speak ill of the dead.
Oh! Sorry, got lost in the files a bit. She's still here, and it looks like her Trainer's no longer with us.
I suppose I can let you see her, friend. Right this way.
>He gets up, smiling.
Hmm... I think I forgot my contacts this morning. Oh, well, I know every inch of this place by feel anyway.

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>>7341484
>is in an empty white void, staying still

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>>7341349
>>7341490
...all of this looks real odd to me.

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>>7341490
She's still alive?
Thank goodness...
>Breathes a massive sigh of relief
Let's go see her, then.
>Sniffers jumps off the counter, and follows the man
>He fiddles his fingers, nervous of what is going to come next

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>>7341490
I'll stay here, this is something Sniffs should do alone, I think

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>>7341496
that was unbelievably easy, I can't believe that dumbass pokemon fell for that, Ok Kadabra Take us back to That Hotel room

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>>7340956
right
>>7340983
home right? the hotel

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>>7341601
Nice catch bro.

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>>7341562
yeah he need his time

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>>7341554
Yep. With her old Trainer gone, she's technically the Daycare's responsibility. I ain't sure she'll be sad to hear he's gone, though. He always had an odd air about him.
>He walks past several small doors, the Pokemon in the rooms looking curiously at the group as they pass.
Alright, little fella. Can I ask what's so special about this gal to you, anyway?
>He holds the doorknob to one of the rooms, waiting. The dim glow of heat lamps is visible from behind frosted glass.

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>>7341601
Normally I wouldn't condone such trickery but knowing that pokemon, fuck it.

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>>7341641
>Accidentally sets a fire in the hatchery

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>>7341620
... 15 minutes at a lower flying speed.
At least we don't have to sit in the bag this time.
>Hops onto Zekrom's back sans the use of his right hand

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>>7341641
She's my mother.
I never got to speak to her when I was born, and forgot who she was most of my life.
...
>Breathes in, and walks into the room, an uneasy smile on his face

>>7341675
what was up with it anyways? what the fuck was a Keldeo doing in Alola?

>>7341707
>misses and sets itself on fire

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>>7341712
>he hops on after
hey let me see your hand how bad did you fuck it over?

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>>7341732
>HOW DOES THIS WORK
>FALLS INTO AN ILL PLACED EXPLOSIVES FACTORY NEXT TO THE DAYCARE

>>7341756
(groan zone)

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>>7341756
*observes*

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>>7341707
>>7341707
>7
>The old man doesn't even blink as he grabs the fire extinguisher and throws a wide spray of foam, killing the fire and possibly hitting the lamp in the process.
Sorry about that. Things happen here sometimes. One of the new kids here, great work ethic, even made what he calls a 'meme' about it!

>>7341715
Ahh... I remember, I was out that day and came back to her being distraught.

Best of luck, son. Just call if you need me, alright?
>He gives the Snivy a little space.

>>7341756
(did my script really miss that 55?)
>fire goes out before the explosives are triggered

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>>7341785
AND I FORGOT MY IMAGE

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>>7341756
( ok bro now you're just lazily trolling, ignored. )

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>>7341756
Uh, no? Who the fuck puts a fucking explosives factory next to a dayca- fuck it it's going into the ocean I got over watching explosives ages ago.

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>>7341778
>>7341715
Okay. Thank you.
>Shuts the door
>There is a serperior curled up in the corner, sleeping next to a heat lamp.
>There are old scars along her back, as if from a whip or rope
>Sniffers breathes in, and out, and slowly walks up to her

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>>7341707
>>7341707
>>7341707


for you fampai

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>>7341773
>>7341776
>>7341805
>>7341806
>LAMP HAS FIXED THE PROBLEM >>7341785
>>7341792