ITT: Pokemon Are Real Where were you when Arceus retconed t

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>>7329885
In that universe.

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I am... so confused.

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>>7329885
.... What.
.......... Why is today so strange...
Can I not have a relatively normal day for once?

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>>7329970
Join the club, buddy.
I have no idea what just happened, and I'm not sure I want to know.

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>>7329984
Same her- hey, I had a flying boat before... That happened, where's it go?

>>7330038
..How did you lose a flying boat??

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>>7330038
... You lost the Lucifer.
Ugh. I am going to hear about another nuclear from Pidgeys.

>>7330150
(... My phone deleted meltdown from that. Thanks phone.)

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>>7329885
On a plane, watching a B list movie where I fell asleep and dreamed of a whack ass void with memes as my only companions.

Why do I have a faint feeling everything I did in the last days went to waste.
>ZAP

>>7330170
Memes ARE your only companions, technically speaking.
But that all depends on whether you believe that nonsense or not.

>>7330187
What's nonsense is why I delivered some cameras to a remote, uninhabited location in Sinnoh.

>>7330038
You seem to remember more than I do.

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>>7330281
(fuc)

>>7330150
I don't know why, but that name makes me come to mind a missed opportunity.

>>7330281
..Now why would do that? Nature stream or something?

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>>7330330
Best explanation possible, though I don't know anyone who operates a nature stream, or any stream of any kind.
>ZAP
Love you too... Jayveecee? I think was that

>>7330368
What's your favorite thing to do magnemitebro?

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>>7329885
I was with Ms. Ketchum.

What happened with the discord?

>>7332675
It got nuked, we made a new one.

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>>7330281
Camerabro?

You... Don't remember us?

(So hold on. No one remembers the Farsail Crew. What if their decisions would have been at least partially motivated by them and they probably wouldn't have done them in this alternate universe. Is everything that was done still done?)

>>7332725
Link me up?

>>7332806
https://discord.gg/Ej3CJ
You spam we murder.

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>>7330116
>>7330150
I didn't... lose it, I don't think, I think when the world changed it got like, removed.

Fuck, last night is fuzzy...

>>7332805
(It's more like the more interactions you had with them the more you remember of them, so if you only like saw them on the news you don't remember diddly squat but if you met them in person like camerabro you should remember a LOT more. that's why N knows the name of the boat and doesn't like me)

>>7332839
(Ehhh gonna have to figure out how my characters will take this. Thank you. Tbh I might make them completely different.)

>>7332863
(here's the quote from the pastebin: "All evidence of the Farsail Crew has vanished - unless you interacted with them in person or through thread you won't remember them very well.")

>>7332892
(Sorry I read through the pastebin I'm just not sure how I want my characters to take this.)

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I had the weirdest dream last night.
The universe collapsed, and I ended up floating in the void for a long time.
Crazy, right?
But it felt so real...It doesn't feel like it was a dream.

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Holy hell I can't remember a thing. Carter W here, anyone getting any weird memory fuckery?

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>>7332942
Unfortunately I am not.
Remembering every detail of last night is a curse I shall have to bear.

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I STILL EXIST OH THANK ARCEUS.
Kinda still don't have a human body though.

>>7333048
welcome back qt

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>>7333020
It can't be that bad, right?

I don't remember all of last night, and what I do remember fucking sucked, but if it never happened, it's not the worst thing.

Pokeballs though... uuuugh, I hope I never get put in one again.

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>>7333069
Never wanted to be undead so much in my life. Hey cutie.

>>7333106
>A pokeball plush is launched at the stabcat from seemingly nowhere

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>>7333106
>It can't be that bad
.............

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>>7333149
OH GOD NOT AGAINIOAAGIOSHDGI-

Oh.
>>7333156
Okay maybe it was that bad.

Have some waffles and cuddle your love, it'll make you feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08uY-Mme6Bs
>Attempts to summon the edgy french fry demon
>Pentagram of heinz ketchup
>Burning fry incense
>Three days grace album and hot topic armbands in the center

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>>7333106
It is pretty bad, bud.
>>7333249
That's a new one, Gadreel. HAHAHAHA.

>>7333249
>Strikes a jojo pose
>Repeats 'It's not a phase mom, this is who I really am' three times

>>7333271
>kissu

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>>7333204
He's not awake.
I would not feel comfortable doing so, because I have no idea if he would want such a thing. I've settled for toying with that one piece of hair that always sticks straight up.
>>7333249
..... What.

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>>7333298
Oh. Geez, uh, wow.
Thanks, bud. Geez.

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>>7333271
It was suggested to me by an anonymous source.
This is my first attempt at including modern items in my magic.
We shall see how it works.

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>>7333340
I haven't seen crap like that in 1,500 years, bro. You got anything for finding love?

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Day..... wait what happened?

I can't remember what happened yesterday I just found my self here? What's going on? Ugh whatever I need to... wait where do I go know? I'm out of the wastes
My Left eye is still covered by that bloody rag, and my face is covered by a gas mask
Right hind leg, still on a peg

So nothing much has changed then whatever happened was probably for the best, even if I can't remember anything... what do I do now?

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>>7333373
I have 9 love potions.

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>>7333434
I wouuuuld like one, pretty please! Kinda hard to get from here to Sinnoh, though. I assume you can't use it in my wake or something?

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>>7333453
Hmph.
Burn a reaper cloth, belladonna, ghost berries, and elder berries around midnight.
Ask for your gift from Gadreel and reach into the smoke.
It will be Love Potion Number 9.

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>>7333541
Little hard to get those in the desert but I'll figure it out. Thanks bud!
...I use it on myself, right?

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>>7333301
Enjoy that, it's the little things that make life happy, or so I'm discovering.

Man, I think I'm uh, not too far from my old home. I think we're gonna check it out today.

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New day, new... nothing. Just the routine and the posting.

>>7332776
I do remember you, we've talked about stuff here in the past. How's family?

>>7333379
Have you tried... walking south?


>>7332892
(The stream was a really big piece of evidence, which is why I don't remember anything about having a stream nor it existing anymore. But I do remember everyone, out of context)

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>>7333670
.... I'm fairly certain there are Snorlax who don't sleep as heavily as Gladion.
Best of luck with your house.

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This site is weird

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>>7333724
Fine, now, I think. Everyone's still waking up, we're not entirely sure where we are though.

>>7333726
Thank you, and uh, good luck with Gladion.

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>>7333875
trust me it gets weirder
im pretty sure i went for a drive a few days ago but i cant fucking remember where

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>>7333876
We'll see how things go when he wakes up
Currently I'm using him as a pillow and nothing has changed
>>7333875
Yes, it is quite strange

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>>7333875
You have a pic related

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>>7333900
oh-ho! He was merely pretending, it seems!

Enjoy your morning you two. I'm gonna wake up Lucy and see if we can get to my old house before the egg hatches.

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>>7333900
boo
morning dude am i that comfortable

>Silver, N, Gladion
The unholy trinity of dudes with parent issues because of an asshole parent who leads an evil team is complete

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>>7333900
>>7333921
well you two look like your enjoying yourselves
not that I want to join in or anything like that

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>>7333930
i wonder if that means giovanni is gonna marry my mom too
or ghetsis i guess but he doesnt really seem like that kinda person
>>7333937
theres enough of me for everyone
probably

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>>7333893
I'm pretty sure it was to Mt. Coronet, we went to deliver cameras for a nature stream.
Can't find any streams about that location, though.

>>7333876
It sure sucks waking up not remembering where you are, or what you did. Makes you feel like you're just the puppet of a higher being.

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>>7333964
No thanks, I don't want to waste my time on you or anything like that
Its not like I want to anyway

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>>7333921
>he jumps like a teenage girl at a horror movie
I.... Yes?
... Very warm, at least.

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>>7333970
yeah that sounds familiar
do you still do those nature streams?
>>7334040
tsun tsun
>>7334048
>he ruffles N's hair
youre really easy to freak out dude
slept well?

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>>7333917
Without warning this smug motherfucker sneaks up behind you and slaps your ass before scurrying away

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>>7334111
>confused embarrassed stabcat noises

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>>7334064
I have no Idea what You are talking about.
I simply have no desire to be with you or that N fellow.

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>>7334064
.... Last night I finished disowning Ghetsis.
I honestly stayed up all night expecting him to try and kill me.
It wouldn't be the first time he's tried to do so.
>>7334147
...... it almost sounds like you're lying.

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>>7334147
someones got a cruuuuuuush
>>7334159
dont worry if he wants you hes gotta get through me

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>>7334064
I have completely lost contact with these cameras, or even, any camera I had found as interesting in the last two weeks.
The server itself seems that hit some heavy hardware failure, it has been completely wiped out. I blame the fangirls crashing it during that LP.

At least I still have Jay.

>>7334131
More of a stabcatferret, actually.

>>7334159
>>7334208
Fine, If you want me to come over then I guess I could come play some videogames or something.
But don't touch me.

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>>7334244

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>>7334159
>>7334208
>>7334253
KISS KISS KISS

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>>7334131
In the distance you hear screeching and you get a feeling this won't be your only encounter with the ass slapper

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>>7334211
Walked south ended up here

Looks like there's a pilot inside, I don't know if you can see him though

What should I do? I have no idea where to go... actually I don't know if I want to go anywhere... I don't know who will help me, I don't know who will prevent me from finding out who I am, this world could have more unforseen dangers

I wish I knew who could help me

I wish I could find people to help me

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>>7334333
>very concerned zangoose noises

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>>7334359
>The Coffin slaps his ass too

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>>7334373
>dodges this one

NO

NO MORE

PLS

>>7334159
>>7334208
>>7334253
FORM A HEAVY METAL BAND

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>>7334380
>One more try

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>>7334403
>dodges again

FOUR HANDS DON'T HELP MATE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

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>>7334388
I do play Bass.
But its not like I want to play it with N or Gladion, that would be lame

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>>7334415
>ONE MORE TRY

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>>7334426
If this turtle gets quads I'm doing a thing

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>>7334426
>gets lightly smacked

FUCK

DAMNIT WHY ARE YOU DOIN THIS

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>>7334438
Well that's my fail

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>>7334438
Bzzt, wrong.
>>7334446
FOUR HANDS OF PAIN BABY
>ASS SLAP

(Actually, I'm going with that I did have a stream all the time but I misremember it being a nature stream, instead of forgetting about it entirely)

>>7334244
Straight out of a fujoshit slashfic

>>7334357
Ask the pilot to carry you to a PokeCenter, not many like to see such a wounded pokemon.

>>7334388
Call it the B-Sharp.

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>>7334463
(avatarfag problems)

>>7334446
You've got fans now.

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>>7334461
AND YOU MISS AGAIN

STOP OR I'LL BE FORRRCED TO FIGHT BACK

FUCK I'M PURRRING AGAIN GOD DAMNIT

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>>7334481
I DARE YOU TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 1,500 YEARS.
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY I LIVE.
>ASS SLAP

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>>7334489
COFFIN WHY ARRRRRE YOU DOIN THIS

>SHADOW CLAW

STAPH

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>>7334481
Don't ask me why or how, but I just found your dex in my list of interesting Internet connected cameras. And you look red all over now.

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>>7334508
Ow, fuck.
I think I need to go like
take a break.

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>>7334208
Ghetsis is not the brightest, so he may try anyway.
Thank you nonetheless.
>>7334244
We aren't at the apartment at the moment, but I'm sure we'll be heading back soon.
>>7334275
..... why do people insist on doing this.
>>7334388
If they are up for it.
>>7334423
Are you sure?
I am a talented lead guitarist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZLtzchX32c

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Hello! Friends! Hi! Hi!
I found a Zan! Zan!
Almost like a Zag! Zag!
Yeah! Yeah!

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>>7334526
Thank you forrrr stopping.

>>7334537
...halp, the furrrrball is attached to me now.

>>7334558
Dude, you feeling alright? You're speaking like a skitty.

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>>7334558
>slaps your ass

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>>7334558
No problem. I need a break.

(Also I'm retconning his death to ~1,500 years ago because 12,000 makes no fucking sense.)

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>>7334558
Wanna berry?
Oran! Oran!
Huh? Huh?

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>>7334579
You got a fuckin' purr-oblem with Skitties?
I'll come ov-fur there and kick your shit in in purr-son, meow-therfucker.

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>>7334579
Speech defect, gets worrrse when I'm embarrrrassed or strrrressed. I think I'm going to starrrt using my dex to speak again until I calm down, orrr not, since Lucy thinks it's adorrrable.

>>7334589
NO, HOW ARRRRE YOU STILL HERRRRE YOU'VE DIED LIKE FOURRRR TIMES

>dodges

>>7334603
S-sure, little dude. Jeez, I've got lots of fans and I don't know wherrre they all came frrrrom.

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>>7334614
No need for, I'm already beating myself over these memory holes.
Haven't seen you in a while though. Or an eternity, they feel the same now.

>>7334623
Thinking about it, I never heard you before without the dex. Lucy is right, you two are the absolutely most adorrrrrable couple in... what seems to be Hoenn. Don't know many places with wild zigzagoon.

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>>7334623
...
Can I give you a hug?

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>>7334623
>Smacks ass.

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>>7334623
I come from Hoenn! Hoenn!
I go all over!
Zig! Zag!
Zag! Zig!

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>>7334623
>cross world ass smack
;^)

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>>7334623
...
>Smacks ass.

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>>7334763
Thanks. If you want I could help you fill in the blanks? I know everrrrything that happened. And therrrre was a lot of stuff.

>>7334766
...my girrrrlfriend wouldn't like that, I don't think, s-sorrrrrry.

>>7334767
WHERRRRRE DID YOU COME FRRRROM
HOW
WHY
STAPH

>>7334775
That's grrrreat little dude, c-could you like, hop down though? I'm kinda trrrrying to move arrrround a lot and uh, you'rrrre in the way, sorry. You can stick arrrround, I just don't want you to ge-

>>7334789
GSDHGASDGHGSDKLHGS MY ASS YOU FUCKING MISSSED AND HIT MY PRRROSTATE AGAIN

PAIN

WHY.

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>>7334814
Goooooooon!
Why are we yelling?
Huh? Huh?

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>>7334814
>steps out of ultra space to smack your ass

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>>7334811
WHY

STAPH PLS

>flustered and confused zangoose noises

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

>>7334834
Sorrrry lil dude, just... I don't even know how to explain it, I appearrrr to be in trrrrouble.

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>>7334846
OH GOD OW THAT HURRRRT

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>>7334847
>Smacks it again and disappears.

>>7334814
All I need to remember is what kind of nature was I attempting to stream at Mount Coronet.

You should also try sitting down and cover your...
>>7334789
Nevermind, you have become a cosmic plaything.

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>>7334869
AHA, YOU MISSED

...oh god why is this happening

>curls up into a ball of shame

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>>7334858
Hey kids, what's going on?
>cross universe ass smack

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>>7334847
Even a quick one?
...
Okay then.
I'm used to being rejected, so...Don't feel too bad.
>Slides off

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>>7334880
EVEN GOD IS IN ON IT

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

>ball of shame intensifies

>>7334892
>cannot reply, is curled into ball of shame

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>>7334874
(forgetting things seem to be meta now)

>>7334879
Can't get smacked in the ass if they can't find it. Excellent tactic.

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>>7334892
Don't worry sport, I'll give you a hug!
>cross universe hug

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>>7334879
>goes back in time and slaps your ass

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>>7334901
I go find more berries!
Ok? Ok?

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>>7334892
I would like a hug.

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>>7334925
thaaanks, I think

>>7334933
FIVE SECONDS AGO YOU WERRRRE THERRRRE

WHYYYY

>>7334939
Okay.

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>>7334925
...
T-thanks.
I'll leave now. Wouldn't want to offend you with my stench or anything...
*Slides off*

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>>7334965
Could I have a hug first?
You seem really good with hugs.

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>>7334954
>uses forces of nature to smack emrys's butt

Did I do it correctly? Oh wait you seem to dislike this. I am very sorry Sir. zangoose

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>>7334984
>ball of shame intensifies

>no words, only pathetic mewls of distress

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>>7334978
...
>Smiles
Okay.
>Hugs the Smeargle, smothering him in sludge
>He is badly poisoned as a result

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>>7335002
That felt really good for the most part.
>cough
Could you point me to the nearest pokecenter though?

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>>7335000
Feel better! Better!
Yeah! Yeah!

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>>7335075
>takes the offered berry

>muffled thank you from the ball of shame

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>>7335017
>Pulls a plastic bag out of her sludge
>There are several pecha berries inside.
Here.
I carry them around so I don't kill more people with my toxins.
I'm a danger to all life, you know?
>Laughs sadly

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>>7334914
Wow, he was nice enough to take me to a pokemon center, I honestly thought It would end differently
>Pic related
>him flying off
Well I went into the pokemon center, the best they could do was give me a better leg an automail one to be exact But that's it, apparently I was to late to get my more severe wounds fixed and even if I did have my leg they still couldn't fix it

For my missing eye, they just cleaned out the socket from getting infected, they had no more proper eye patches so they told me too keep the rag

Now I don't know what to do...
I have nobody to help me find out who I was...
Do you guys know who can help me?

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>>7335100
Oh that's handy.
Not if you keep those berries with you.
You did gave me a hug and I really enjoyed that.
The toxins got cured by something you carried with yourself, so you did more positive then negative.
>Gives another hug.
I hope that getting those berries isn't much of a hassle though.

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>>7335106
I'd start by finding out how did you end in such a mess. Maybe the pokecenter may know something.

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>>7335095
Am I hip and cool now?

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>>7335125
...
I kill any plant I touch, or even go near...
>There is a trail of dead vegetation behind her
So getting ahold of them, and keeping a solid supply is...difficult. Especially with how many people I poison with my presence.
...
You are a nice Pokemon.
>Hugs him back, and a, again
>Some sludge accidentally goes down his throat
I really don't want to hurt you and your friends, though.
So I should probably go back to my cave, where I can't harm anybody.

>>7335095
Oh wow I totally forgot to smack Zangoose ass here. >>7335213
>Smacks Emry's ass.

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>>7335166
Wait did I saw automail....? That doesn't make sense.... why did I sat that it's just a prosthetic leg, jeez what wrong with me my memory is worse then I thought

>this picture was taken before I lost my limb and eye

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>>7335220
>muffled mewls of distress

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>>7335219
>Coughing sounds.
Eh, ain't got anything to do right now.
I could tag along for a while at a safe distance?
If you'd want I could paint in your cave.
Haven't been doing requests in a while now.

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>>7335219
here i can be your friend i'm also a poison type, i you can hug me

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>>7335230
I shall smack the Zangoose's ass
With my Boot
>kicks the Zangoose in the ass and runs off into the distance

>>7335226
(Saw is supposed to be say* sat is also say* thanks auto correct)

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>>7335240
>meow of pain followed by the ball of shame shivering

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>>7335240
GHETSIS YOU SON OF A BITCH

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>>7335240
>Smacks Zangoose butt.
>Possibly leaving a stain smells like stale beer and sweat.

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>>7335288
>mewls of pain and shame intesnfy

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>>7335259
why is everyone smacking em's ass?
i'll do it too
*smacks em's ass too*

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>>7335226
I could tell you what happened but you wouldn't believe me and frankly, I don't believe myself either.

>>7335233
Aw yeah, you got an art buddy.

>>7335240
If I were to get poofed at Emry's location and have a sudden and intense desire to smack booty because of some kind of ass smack ley line, I wouldn't be surprised at all now.

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>>7335312
You mean like this?

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>>7334446
>>7334526
>>7334811
>>7334869
>>7334767
>>7334984
>>7334933
>>7334880
>>7334869
>>7334789
>>7334846
>>7335220
>>7335240
>>7335288
>>7335306
NO NO NO I AM THE ASS SLAPPER
>Slaps all the asses several times with such a ferocity

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>>7335337
Ha you missed.

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>>7335306
>muffled WHY comes from the zangoose ball of shame

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>>7335337
You can't out ass slap god, bucko!
I've been slapping ass since day one!
>HITS THAT ASS LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD

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>>7335259
>uses powers of nature to revert emrys is ass before all the smacking

There as an apology for earlier, please forgive me

>>7335263
Child revert from using such a harsh tone against a man who deserves that tone

>>7335240
And you

>uses powers of nature to SMACK HIM INTO THE SKY

He will live, but he should learn his lesson

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>>7335380
.... what.

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>>7335323
>POOF
There's but one one way to return and the way is the ass slap. Forgive me.
>the ass is slapped
>FOOP and is back home

>>7335337
>and avoids the slappening

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>>7335359
i don't know it just felt apropiate

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>>7335380
>very confused zangoose noises come from the ball of shame

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>>7335235
>Hugs the Croagunk
>Sludge goes down her throat as well.
Thank you.
You can tag along if you like...
I mean, it's okay if you don't.
I don't mind...

>>7335233
>Leads the Smeargle to a cave
>There is no plant life anywhere near it.
>Just dead vegetation, mud, and puddles of Muk fluids.
I haven't had any visitors in a long time.
Anyway, here's where I live...
>She covers her face in embarrassment
Sorry it's so dirty. I'm a living pile of waste, so cleaning things is... Impossible.
>There are a few dirty containers scattered around, and a filthy mattress in the corner.
>The entire cave is coated with patches of sludge. Puddles of water on the floor are tinted solid purple with toxins, and a poisonous miasma lingers in the air.
...
Are you sure you are okay?
I don't want you to die because of me.

>>7335399
*appropriate

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Can someone tell me what the fuck's going on?
I woke up from what feels like a three-week-long bender.
I have a goatee, a Pokeball, and a stained piece of plumbing that all feel oddly familiar.
And a Raichu sleeping in a backpack, that doesn't respond to the Pokeball.
Whatever this is it's not liquor, and my brother's been off the Purple 'Plume for going on three years now.
Time to see where I am.

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>>7335391
Oh I'm sorry I'm not used to the way one speaks to another in a normal tone, what I'm trying to say is "Please don't swear?" Is that right?

>>7335402
>is unaware everyone will just smack emrys is butt more now that it's healed

>>7335380
I was going to ask someone to get him some ointment but that works too.

>>7335422
Oh hello, a familiar face. You got the cameras I delivered to Sinnoh, right?
And this is kind of vague, but you might want to take care of the raichu as if he were your own brother.

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I see some very familiar faces ahead, and the return of sober perception is not putting me at ease.
Anybody else feel like they've just gotten a cosmic mindfuck from nowhere after last night?

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>>7335412
So long as I pop a pecha when I feel bad It should be good.
And I don't want to be rude, but you are pretty much a sentient pile of sludge, To say you can't keep anything clean is a given.
Though I am just the worst when it comes to cleaning up myself, I always postpone it.

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>>7335394
>muffled groan of pain

>>7335474
>ball of fluff and shame quivers at the familiar voice

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>>7335412
it's tastes wierd, but i'm not poisoned so it's okay

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>>7335500
> excited mouse noises
> and a hug
Brooooooooo!

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>>7335469
(it keeps happening)

>>7335474
I'm having memory holes all over and did previously unthinkable things like taking vacation far away from home, register as a trainer way past the average age and befriended a magnemite. Like if for some days I had a higher purpose in life.

Also found a shock baton of sorts mixed in with the luggage.

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>>7335474
... If you can't remember anything I would advise you ditch the pipe.

........... Why is it no one else remembers much of the past several weeks

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>>7335534
>>7335500
>>7335474
You all forgot something?
I don't renember forgetting something.
I renember being in a forest.
I'm now in a cave, but I walked here.
>>7335545
Yeah exactly, I don't renember forgetting something.
Who are you though?

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>>7335534
You're pretty familiar, friend.
>>7335494
>>7335500
And you two... If I'm remembering anything straight from recently I should probably stay on your good si-
>>7335528
What the hell, that little guy talks li-
. . .
Oh, holy shit.

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>>7335500
>Smacks the fluffy butt before returning to his own Dimension leaving behind an assload of chease and Waffles

Policefag here. We've got an uptick in calls to emergency services due to alleged memory problems.
Unfortunately, as an officer I don't have the luxury of admitting that I have a particularly acute case.
>>7335500
You look very familiar, like i should have mixed feelings about you.
>>7335568
That goes double for you.

>>7335603
>none of this happened because he missed dimensions

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>>7335494
Yeah, I know I'm worthless. And disgusting. It's okay if you hate me for that.
Anyway...
>Slides onto the mattress
Anything you want to...
Uh...
>She fiddles with her fingers
...
Talk about?

>>7335519
...
You don't have to lie.
I know it tastes disgusting.
I'm used to it. You know, people insulting and hating me, and stuff.
I don't blame them. I am a worthless pile of toxic sludge, after all.
>Chuckles sadly

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>>7335545
Maybe you should enlighten us. Maybe I will also remember, with time.

>>7335567
Maybe you forgot more, and forgot that you forgot something. The worst kind of memory loss.

>>7335528
Hello, haven't seen you since we talked about the morality of catching sapient pokemon.

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>>7335567
My name is N.
I am the leader of Team Plasma.
Or.... was, until Ghetsis took over.
I am surprised that you do not recognize me,
That has become quite a rarity recently.
>>7335627
No Pokémon is worthless, friend.
>>7335636
That would be difficult, seeing as I know not what you remember and have forgotten.

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>>7335627
If I believed or thought that I would not be here.
I don't got anything to talk about at the moment, but If you want I could paint a bit on your walls.
Anything you'd want on there?
Maybe a landscape?

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>>7335568
Sorry, bro, this isn't a drug trip.
This is, liiiiiike, divine intervention 'chu remembering.
>>7335567
Eyyy, Smeargs, join the party!

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>>7335355
>>7335376
>>7335394
>autistic screeching and furious ass slapping attempts intensifies

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>>7335636
Try me, I've been through a lot I'd believe anything (also I'm doing a thing in which if he's exposed to his old life to fast his mind will reject it)


>>7335568
>>7335567
>>7335528
>>7335519
>>7335500
I don't know why but every time I look at one of you my head hurts like a bitch

Also does anyone know who can help me with my memory problem?

>>7335666
Touch him again and I'll end 'chu!
. . .
wowivegottenwaymoreviolentlately.

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>>7335663
I'l catch up later Ray, just tell me where you guys are running off to and I"l meet you there.
>>7335666
>Rubs his molested buttcheeks.
Ouch.
>>7335683
Maybe get a psychic type to help?

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>>7335699

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>>7335643
In these cases it is better to go for a scattergun approach and see if something hits the target.

>>7335683
What's the earliest memory you have?

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>>7335627
*hugs muk*really it's not that bad

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>>7335708
..... do you remember the Wish?
The Wish that merged the worlds of Pokémon and humans?

>>7335666
>a butt slap that goes across the distortion realm and hits the intended target with the strength of a Shadow Force
ACK

>>7335735
Believe me, I have been trying to elucidate what exactly happened that day for the past weeks. Maybe that's why I delivered these cameras halfway across the world to Mt. Coronet.

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>>7335760

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>>7335760
I cannot say I know why you went to Mt. Coronet.
I do recall hearing something about a stream centered around a group of Pokémon.
Perhaps that was why.

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>>7335708
Lots of light, an explosion... that's it, but it seems I was at the center of it and survived...

>>7335704
I don't know if that'll work...

(Well if you guys respond it'll take along time before I can respond, irl shits going to take a hold of me in a bit)

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>>7335643
...
I leave entire landscapes devoid of life and uninhabitable.
I kill everyone around me with toxins.
How are either of those traits valuable, or desired?

>>7335659
...
The ocean? Can you paint that?
I'd like to go there someday.
But it's best if I stay away from any bodies of water.
It will remain a dream, I guess.
*Sighs*

>>7335724
...
>Hugs the Croagunk back

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>>7335735
I wasn't there, bro, but if 'chu remember that 'chu won't freak out at what I... remember.
'chu won't laugh at my new accent, riiiiight?
>>7335568
Why 'chu looking at me like that, bro?
>>7335760
'Chu remember eating malasadas? 'Cause I remember you eating malasadas.

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>>7335797
I sure can paint the ocean.
Some dunes and a beach to go with it?
Or just the ocean as it is?

>>7335821
I've never seen it.
Just heard of it.
So...Uh...Not sure.
-Muk

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>>7335783
I sincerely hope people forgot that stream. If I remember even half of it then people nearly died of embarrassment.
>>7335792
If my memory's right, you're a lucky SOB to be alive from that.
>>7335800
Ray? Oh, hell.

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>>7335783
If I were to make a stream about the Wishening, I'd certainly make it around a group of pokemon with odd behaviour, almost humanlike.

>>7335792
Sounds like you either got caught in something terrible, or tried to avert something terrible.

>>7335800
I remember clearly eating malasadas, which is weird since I never went to Alola.

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>>7335797
Every Pokémon has something they excel at.
You just have to find yours.
As for companions, a Poison or Steel type is your best bet.
>>7335800
Very little freaks me out anymore in regards to what people remember.
>>7335842
I didn't watch the stream, so I know not what you are referring to.
I am not sure I wish to.

Policefag reporting.
I barely recall the Pangoro and the Lycanroc currently sleeping on my couch. I feel like it would be oddly inhumane to evict them.
Hell with it. Looks like my old Trainer license might actually come in handy.

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>>7335842
You make it sound like I had any participation in that stream. Maybe I succeed in my Wishening research and now I don't remember anything, nor can prove anything since my stream server has been wiped clean due to hardware failure.

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>>7335835
Alright.
>Starts to smear paint on the walls.
This here is what I'm aiming for.
What do you think?

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>>7335871
You don't, you really don't, there were aphrodisiacs and hot tubs involved.

Being booty blasted hurts.

>>7335902
Dude I'm very, very glad you don't recall what was in that stream.

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>>7335854
Well, I clearly remember cooking those malasadas.
As for the Turtwig, I'm going with 'yes to both'.

>>7335871
Some things are better off forgotten, friend.

>>7335884
Hmm. Is Nimbasa City doing alright?

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>>7335911
...
It's nice.
>Hugs Smeargle
Thank you.
...
We don't really have anything to talk about, though.
>Chuckles

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>>7335935
That's why I remember you being there at the delivery... wait a second there was more than the cameras.

>Some things are better off forgotten, friend.
I disagree.

>>7335918
There's nothing more frustrating to me than knowing there's a missing piece but not knowing what it is and where it is.
I just need to focus real hard, and maybe a little help
>ZAP
>there were aphrodisiacs and hot tubs involved.
...
One hot tub large enough for a god.

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>>7335918
>>7335935
Clearly. How lucky for me that I don't bother with streams.
>>7335854
Oh, it wasn't just them you were streaming.
You were streaming the gods as well.
I believe the Zangoose and Lucario had an LP series which took second to the Undertale LP Gladion and I did.

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>>7336008
Oh god you remember please don't start spreading that info I don't need a swarm of fangirls coming after me.

>>7336033
We were going to attempt to beat your undertale LP in views yesterday but then... well, all that happened.

Oh man I need some fucking potions for this, getting my ass whupped by what felt like the whole world isn't pleasant.

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Where am I.
Wheres my box fort.
What happened.
Whats going on

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>>7335998
Well that should be alright then.
I do enjoy the company if that's alright.
What do you do most of the time?

>>7335935
Policefag reporting. Things are... mostly normal.
It feels wrong. Like things shouldn't be this normal.
Maybe I should see a psych, assuming they won't inform the rest of the force?

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>>7336140
Holy shit dude I'm laughing. How is it me and some of the crew are the only ones who remember diddly shit?

Tell me, what do you recall about the Unovan government?

Killchips ring any bells?

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(thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwuJiiOvsdc)

>>7336033
Piecing back what few pieces of the mental puzzle I have, I encountered IRL the transformed humans that I have been chatting with for weeks, caught them on stream and they proceeded to be really embarrassing.
I know there's something else missing but it all seems too familiar to not be truthful.
I clearly remember both LPs, didn't think they were actually relevant to the missing memories. Maybe someone else recorded them off the streams.

>>7336081
It's not like I have anything to back myself with. And I doubt the fangirls remember any more than I do.
Say, I'll get this stream fixed and we can restart things, from the beginning.

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>>7336081
Good luck. I believe we're starting the next episode when we get back to the apartment.
>>7336215
Do you remember the alien that stole Zekrom?

>>7336164
Policefag reporting
That... that rings a bell.
It also explains a few emergency calls I can't talk about until authorized to talk to the press.
. . .
How the fuck do you even know this?
If you know that, for all I know you have my name and rank, too.

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>>7336288
Nope, I never got to meet you in person. You've met a few of my friends. We helped out with the killchip situation. Not gonna say how since if everyone's forgotten us that means we can finally chill without everyone trying to fucking kill us, but we helped a lot. If you remember, keep it on the down low, please.

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>>7336125
...
I like to watch the world from afar.
Sometimes I climb to the top of a hill, and just watch the sun set.
You get what I mean?
...
I want to participate in the world.
I want to go through a town, without killing everybody there.
I want to be able to explore a forest, and not wither it with my presence.
I want to experience everything it has to offer, without stealing that right from others.
...
-Muk

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>>7336164
At this point I don't think it was something natural, that something intentionally memory wiped the entire world but didn't do it thoroughly. Some remember more than what they should, others got mind wiped far more than the necessary, and N over there apparently remembers everything.
The last weeks have been a ride, and it feels like I fell asleep during the most exciting parts.

>>7336258
I remember a huge sky battle with far more legendaries at the same place than any historical records. But not much more.

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>>7336215
That sounds about right, albeit a little out of order. The meetup happened last.

I'm going to meet up with whoever else remembers this stuff. I need to re-introduce myself to reality.

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>>7336318

so everyone forgot about us as a group, it's for the best, at least we will have some calm moments

>>7336344
Policefag reporting.
Tun on UNBC, they're announcing that Senator Tam and Speaker Chorale of the Unovan legislature were found dead. Apparent suicides, with highly erratic behavior beforehand.
I'm guessing they remembered something traumatic.

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>>7336400
Not everyone.
>>7336344
I see.
The world almost ended that day.
Do you remember Aether's several attempts at nuking the world and their one successful attempt at nuking Sinnoh?

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>>7336332
Yeah I get you.
I wonder if there's a way to achieve that though.
Can't really think of anything really.
You seem like a real nice and social gal though.
I'm sure the destruction can't be that bad though overal.
The world is still standing and there are more muks then you.
Maybe see the destruction as a counterweight?
Wipe the slate clean for more art to be made, so to speak.

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>>7336368
Which doesn't really make sense, since there were no cameras to stream with before the meetup. Or were there?
Thought from what I'm trying to remember, you all were somewhere else completely different before that day.

>>7336413
.. this isn't right, there was someone else more.

>>7336418
I remember clearly telling the immigration officer at Jubilife that I went there to help with relief efforts, even if about a day later there was nothing in need of relief as if nothing had happened. It does match with another unexplained thing I found in my backpack: a gas mask.

>>7336418
It seems that Aether as an organization hasn't fared too well. I vaguely remember that, but no news coverage has it. Maybe whatever screwed our heads cleaned up the worst of the mess...

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Hello!! Alola!!

>>7336515
Four bodies total?
I don't know how the fuck I remember that. I just woke up on a beach somewhere with clothes that are cut nearly to ribbons...
And they're bloody. Really bloody. And my Pokemon are gone.
I'm heading for the nearest town, maybe I'll get some answers. At the least I'll get a hot meal and a jacket that's not slashed, scorched and riddled with punctures.

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>>7336539
How's it faring over there? Everyone mostly okay?
The world's a little weird right now, but maybe less weird than it was.

>>7336574
Three plus an assassin. I'm guessing you're not number three.

>>7336515
There were. They were destroyed along with everything they were anchored to.
The gas mask sounds about right, too, although you weren't wearing it when we met.

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>>7336642
People in white might not be that nice. Steer clear.

As for me, I woke up in an unfamiliar region, but I'm... surprisingly okay with it. Almost as if this is normal for me.

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>>7336539
Hello, I'm not in Alola though.
>>7336643
It sure helps.
Though I do know that some people have muks near them.
Maybe ask around online, if anyone has a solution its one of them.

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>>7336662
I'll be careful!
>>7336673
My name is Sherbert, what is yous?

Policefag here.
I fucking remember shit
I've been in a goddamn haze and reality just fucking hit me like a sledge.
Unova's got a lot of rebuilding to do.
I don't remember who saved our asses though. Whoever it is, thank you.
Policefag out, I've got a lot of paperwork to do.

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>>7336574
Dude that sucks, especially the part about your pokemon gone. Hopefully you will find them.

>>7336625
I'm checking a few logs from around these days in routers and similar that didn't get affected by the streaming server wiping, seeing if I can piece something more. Aft camera 1, deck, camera, hot tub camera, hidden storage room camera, do these terms seem familiar to you?
If there's something good of working with the Internet and other web services, is that there's always a paper trail somewhere.

>>7336643
Have you tried covering yourself in a plastic wrapping?

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>>7336677
Name's Ray, bro. 'Chu seem liiike a friendly guy, Sherbert.
>>7336717
Take good care of those Pokemon crashing on your couch, bro.

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>>7336677
Well I am a Smeargle.
I never got named though, so I just call myself Smeargle.
Someone calls me paint boy though from time to time.

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>>7336717
You're welcome. If you remember that Aggron, give her a fucking hug for me.

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>>7336720
Those are very familiar.

>>7336717
Can you check IP databases for a 350 billion dollar bounty?

>>7336673
Seconding this.

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>>7336736
Hi Ray! Are the people in white dangerous? Everyone here seems like they don't like them.
>>7336767
Paint boy!! Alola, that's a funny name! How are you?

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>>7336791
Pretty relaxed, finishing up painting a painting of the sea for a non-alolan muk.
Don't got much going on besides that, other then hiking to the next town to catch up to my friends.

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>>7336767
I called you Magic Brush at least once.

>>7336776
I'm going to guess your guys had one hell of a nautical adventure.

>>7336720
I'm not really solid enough for that.
But thanks for the suggestion.

>>7336673
I have checked online.
Apparently, others can acclimate their bodies to the toxins.
Which can take years, or weeks, depending on the individual.
I can also learn to control and limit them, somehow.
>>7336810
Anyway...
Uh...
Do you mind if I tag along? At least until you get to your friends?
I really enjoy the company.
-Muk

(So how do I jump in on this?)

>>7336791
That Trubbish is pretty close to death right there...

>>7336853
(Either pick a pokemon or pretend to be some random human or whatever)
(avatarfagging is optional, but mostly used to easily tell which pokemon/character/who you are)

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>>7336824
Oh yeah.
It did not come to mind really, sorry about that.
>>7336845
I think the limiting was determined by the amount of stress one has, but I don't know for sure.
I don't mind you tagging along, I'm not in a rush or in a hurry.
I would enjoy it.
>>7336853
(Just take a leap, try something out.)

>>7336871
>>7336877
(I read through the pastebin. Am I allowed to play an antagonist? I keep seeing these threads talking about too many antagonists, should I avoid that?)

>>7336920
(Policefag's player here. Playing an antagonist is fine, we've even got rules to mitigate dogpiling. Just don't jump straight to world-destroying, kay? )

>>7336920
(The too many antagonist shit is mostly just shitposters trying to kill off the Discord/thread permanently by constantly throwing shit like nukes around at everyone)
(there is actually a lack of actual proper antagonists so I say go right ahead)
(just remember to let people know about any majorly plots/plans Out of character first and to not try to take over the world every other day, we need rest periods between shit happening)

>>7336791
People in white hurt a lot of people, bro. My big brother's seen, liiike, how mean they can get.
'Chu might wanna not go near 'em.

>>7336920
(as long as you keep it from being too invasive it should be all good. We had a lot of invasive stuff lately, would love some banter though.)

>>7336949
>>7336982
>>7336992
(Alright I'm probably gonna lurk. Do antagonists have to be canon characters? Like if I want to play an antag does it have to be Giovanni/Ghetsis/Lusamine etc?)

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>>7336986
>( tfw you fuck up avatarfagging )

>>7336982
( Pretty much. That's why there's explicitly "no nukes" and "no modern firearms" in the pastebin, as well as the 'please ask before doing Legendaries' rule.)

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Hey Gladion I just fucked your mother.
Also she says your grounded.
>>7337014
(Antagonists can be pretty much whatever you want as long as they are not too stupid or unbelievable of an antag, after all I ended up turning fucking May into an antagonist)