HG Thread continued f- blah blah blah A single death. Disappointing,

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>>7328962
Huh, I didn't even need to host and I've already won.

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>>7328939
>Sensing an extreme ammount of rudeness and sass never before witnesses by any door ever crafted on this earth the door, which is absolutely by all means an average door, warps to another dimension to meet with the supreme high council of doors, who, upon delegating for several millennia decide that the only resource for such actions against the door ambassador shall be nuclear genocide of the entire human race as punishment for creating such an inconsiderate being. The door returns to this dimension and opens itself to reveal a flaming nuclear warhead of a size consistent with blowing up a small galaxy

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>>7328983
Down to a triumvirate. But only one may win.

>>7328992
Never forget that the jews always get the last laugh.

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>>7328910
Which is why I always use more strength than is necessary, but even then that's not my all.
>Azrael grabs a chunk out of the earth and places it down, sitting on top of it like a throne of earth.
I'm always so disappointed by fights with people claiming to be the same species as me!
>>7328923
Are you attempting to get on my nerves? I don't think you have the strength to survive doing something so foolish!

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>>7328987
The name's Usui, and as you can clearly see I'm a flat girl. Also a highschooler. Not partner material.

>>7328989
And where is here?

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>>7328975
Hmm, why don't you give me a demonstration?

>>7328986
It's the best! You meet all kinds of people and discover so many things! Like last week, we helped a couple of cursed princesses get their looks back! And now I'm here, ready to add another story to my book.

>>7328987
Yeah, it certainly doesn't look normal. What happened?

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>>7329009
But I don't care, cause I won

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>>7329009
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

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>>7328983
R2, are you sure the coordinates took us to the right place?
>The droid turns around and beeps back at him
I mean, this is "an" arena, but I was expecting something more along the lines of strong warriors from all over. Not regular people...

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>>7328981
>Shimakaze continues quietly moving away as she sees the poor girl get demolished.

>>7328983
>Shimakaze lays lifeless after being killed
>press f to pay respects

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>>7328983
I'm catching some Philippinos tonight baby!
>>7328982
>Papu Franku extends his hand out..
>Only to pull back his hand and pretend to jerk off.
Pranked, bitch! Kill yourself!
But no really that sounds great my dude.
>He goes for the handshake anyways.
>>7328989
No, that title goes to Pewdiepie...
I don't know how he does it...
>>7329009
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>7329012
Pssh... What are you, stupid? You can't do it twice. Fucking dumbass...

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>>7329010
Hmm, not quite. I'm just enjoying a nice conversation.

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>>7329009
AND IT'S OVER.

>>7329015
>Sells personal info to the threads
>including season code
>le happy merchant theme song intensifies

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>>7329005
That's nice.
>she simply shuts the door, and afterward lays her head back down on her desk, returning to her nap

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>>7329011
Y'know...here! This place! The...arena, I guess?

>>7329033
He's the Ultimate Youtuber, huh? What's he like?

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>>7329042
League of Legends?

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>>7328923
My God, they're most likely not going to use you for anything.
They're just adding a picture of you to a collage of all the people they consider friends. You shouldn't just assume everyone harbours ill intent.
>>7328942
It's never too late to get started training.
And the sooner you start the sooner you'll be able to reap the reward of your training.
>>7328987
In time, I wish to study it alone for abit longer before I show the masses my findings.
After all you never know what someone might to to disrupt my study and taint my findings.
>>7329010
What exactly is your species if I may ask? After all you dont talk of yourself as though you're either grimm or human.

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>>7329042
Another stalemate.

This is getting boring. Don't you have the will to fight, to survive? To become the last person standing, who emerges unscathed? Seems not....

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>>7329042
>Sells

>turns out I was the highest bidder

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>>7329070
What the fuck I didn't even die!
Game's fucking bugged boys, we looooost.

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>>7329033
Nah, I don't wanna leave my fans, friends and family behind. Maybe I can get Yamimash back on this...
>Shrugging, he returns the handshake with a grin on his face.
What're we gonna do? A game? Pranking people? I'm hoping we won't do reaction videos.
>>7329070
Don't know who won. Congrats anyway, my man!

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>>7329070
So that's how this works...I guess with that out of the way, we can take a look around this place R-

>>7329005
R2? Where are you going?
>The droid, having long stopped looking at the battle, rolls up to the mysterious door and immediately begins to scan it up and down.

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>>7329070
Uhh...congratulations, and thanks?

>>7329072
>still has the money

>>7329070
Oy vey!

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>>7329087
>

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>>7329011
I beg to differ! Your body would make the perfect thief! But I will not bring it up any more. Can ye tell me about someone that is asking to be stolen from?
>>7329012
In one of the many battles I faced, there was one that I lost. This arm is the result of it. It is a constant reminder to always be on guard!
>>7329062
Hath ye told anyone else about this finding?
>>7329070
I hath no excuse for this performance. But I shall prepare myself for the next one! The winner deserves it. Thanks for the bout!

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>>7328987
>A wicked blade, mounted on each arm.
It's called Bisharp.
>>7329012
Yeah...? It seems like it's way too hectic, really.
>>7329062
>He shakes his head, that impish grin gone from his face now.
Nah. I'm too far gone.

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>>7329070
Thank you for letting us participate!

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>>7329070
Urgh...
>gets up from off the ground.
I'm not... dead? Huh?

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>>7329070
THIS IS A LOAD OF MALARKY! I KEEP ENDING UP OUTSIDE AFTER I DIE, DAMMIT!

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>>7329070
The Jewish problem is one that we must deal with swiftly and decisively. You are like rats chewing through the foundations civilization, and are unfit to exist.

That being said, this is a truly remarkable program, thank you for hosting!

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>>7329051
Alright, looks like asking you was a bust.

Hey, where am I?

>>7329062
Doesn't change the fact they're creeping on little girls. Knowing you, you'll probably just say "You shouldn't assume bad things of people" again for the fourth time in a row.

>>7329094
Can't say I've heard anyone asking to be stolen from. Sorry.

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>>7329040
A nice conversation isn't something most people get from me, be grateful!
>>7329062
What do I look like to you? I'm human, though people do call me a monster from time to time!
>>7329070
The odd man one? I'm impressed he got over his fears, you've earned a small portion of my respect.
As for the host, you have my gratitude for letting me devour that one person.

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>>7329073
>>7329075
>>7329082
>>7329083
>>7329094
>>7329097
>>7329103
>>7329102
Welcome to the shekel games, please send your complaints to the nearest toilet. Thank you.

And thanks for participating.

>>7329084
>Wire transfers your 14 shekels

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>>7329042
Damn, that's it for me I guess... Fuck...
>>7329051
Pretty awful, if I'm gonna be honest.
We get along pretty great!
>>7329070
Fuck you! I win because I died last!
This game is shit you fucking Jew! Hitler did nothing wrong!
>>7329075
Reaction videos? The fuck do you take me for?
Now, just put on this one-suit and practice acting like a complete retard. So, more than you already are.
>He hands Markiplier a purple morph suit,
Now as more me, I gotta recharge my chromosomes. So I'm fucking off to bed.

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>>7329118
>trying to steal from the super secret stash

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>>7329113
Look, I don't even know you. As far as I'm concerned you're just the angry guy with blue hair.

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>>7329112
Some...place. I dunno myself, even. Just that you kill, die, live again, and repeat. It's something, that's for sure.

>>7329123
'Cause you both make fools outta yourselves on "Youtube"?

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>>7329033
I'm starting to think you lost your mind.

>>7329094
Did you ever get revenge for your arm?

>>7329095
That's what so fun about it! How are you a warlord though? You don't strike me as one.

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>>7329134
I'm not asking yo--
Oh, nevermind. I'm not even going to bother explaining it. Fine, whatever. Killing, dying and repeating. Very interesting.

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>>7329046
>Realizing it's own plans have been thwarted, the door quickly attempts to disarm the nuclear missle now locked within itself. Alas, it is to no avail, and the insides of the completely normal door are obliterated and destroyed with an extreme prejudice
>Despite everything, the outside of the door remains as it always has, and will never be able to tell the true suffering and pain contained within
>>7329082
>Upon closer inspection, the door appears to be composed of oak wood and contains chemicals consistent with common waterproofing techniques. It also contains metal fixtures that attach it to the wall made out of iron, called hinges and screws. There is also a metal knob made of the same material.
>By all means the door appears to be completely normal, and should be assumed to be as such.

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>>7329115
You're welcome.
...Huh, kinda reminds me of Jabba the hut.

>>7329102
Hey, are you alright?
>His droid having wandered off, the man leans down to check on the girl he fought previously
I may have put a little to much in that force push, forgive me.
You wouldn't happen to know what exactly this place is would you?

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>>7329123
Hey, we're going to be collabing. If that can happen, anything's possible!
>Mark takes the suit, looking perplexed at the color.
Well, it'll have to do. I'm good at acting dumb, so you can expect me to get it down perfectly!
You're off to bed? I'll just get to work on this, then. I'll look forward to it, Frank! See you later!

>>7329115
Soon I will find out your secret and pass it among the goyim.

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>Have a good rest, HG.

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>>7329140
I'm way too badly-suited for adventure. And eh. I dunno why I accepted it, but I am a genius, after all. It's what they say, anyhow!

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>>7329126
>Pays the 4-ish dollars for my own personal info

Stalemate..

>>7329171
night

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>>7328994
>>7329046
>poke poke

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>>7329094
Not just yet, but I believe it will bring hope to those around us by knowing. Of course the only way to know is to ask questions.
So if I get asked what my findings are then I'll gladly explain them.
>>7329095
Nonsense dear boy, only you believe you're too far gone.
I see potential in you still.
>>7329112
I'm only repeating myself because you're still not listening and taking what I said to heart.
>>7329113
To me, you're a living being. One that's quite strong both physically and mentally.
However that doesn't make you a monster. It makes you someone who's trained and studied.

You should very proud of yourself.

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>>7329155
Force push...?
>holding her forehead, she shakes her head a bit.
I... I... I don't know what this place is.

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>>7329190
Oh, I'm listening. I'm just seeing how many times I can get you to say the same thing over and over.

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>>7329153
>The scan reveals as much, but the droid is somehow not convinced that this is anything but a normal door. Opening up one of it's slots, R2 pulls out a hacking device meant to interface with door terminals, and tries in vain to stick the device straight into the doorknob.
...R2, I don't think you're gonna be compatible with that door, it looks like it's just made of regular wood.

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>>7329172
Gee, I sure do hope you use your smarts for a good cause.

>>7329171
Goodnight stranger!

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>>7329143
I mean, I guess? It's still weird, though. How'd we all get here? And why are we here?

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>>7329046
>more aggressive poke

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>>7329095
This be a dark one? It fails to look threatening at all. Very amusing! I like it!
>>7329112
Somewhere there is some justice to be dispensed. I be sorry child! I must sound like a nut by now!
>>7329140
The fool vanished before my blade could get to him. If I was a lesser man, I wouldst be thinking about it all the time. But I am just glad he got his retribution.
>>7329190
So ye be wanting others to know about this? As a bringer of truth, I will be glad to assist you!

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>>7329177
>becomes you
>swipes your accounts
Pleasure doing business with ya

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>>7329195
Oh, are you lost then? Can't imagine how a little girl would find her way in a place like this.
>From her point of view, the man waves his hand around like a loonie before he pulls down his hood.
Call me Luke, I don't know where exactly this is either, but you can stick with me and my droid if you'd like.

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>>7329180
I think you might be confusing me for someone else. I'm not your opponent, sorry.

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>>7329046
>KNOCK KNOCK, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE NIGGA, OPEN UP

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>>7329241
Hey you look just like me! I'm Duke Dirtfarmer, i'm here to hang out with you!

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>>7329128
Heh, I forget that people don't know me here, normally I get recognized immediately! But for you not in the know, I am Azrael! The mad dog of sector seven is also a name I'm known for.
>>7329190
It's nice to be complimented, but I feel like you are not very informed about my identity!
>He stands and kicks the makeshift throne, it skids across the ground breaking through the treeline of the arena, in the distance there are trees still falling.
But enough about me! I want to know about you, my next potential meal!

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>>7329196
That's... Quite a rude thing to do to your professor.
>>7329228
Why thank you, however you shouldn't just tell everyone the truth. Let them search for it. It is then, though the search of knowledge. That we become better people.

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>>7329248
...This is a force illusion isn't it?

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>>7329190
You just...you don't get it, Teach. I'd just be tearing myself up further.
>>7329203
Honestly, it's mostly out of obligations, but he doesn't really do much anyways.
>>7329228
Dark and Steel, actually. They tend to lead packs of their smaller selves, too.

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>>7329208
You really shouldn't be asking those questions. I don't think you could handle the answer.

>>7329228
Justice, huh? Ever heard the saying "flat is justice"?

>>7329256
I'm Usui and I'm known for being flat. Nice to meet you.

>>7329259
Yeah, I'd never do that to my professor.
But you're not my professor.

>>7329246
I genuinely missed it the first time, and the second time I was just slow to reply because I'm on mobile. My bad.

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>>7329241
Uh... I don't think my brother would appreciate me, being with strangers.
>she sticks out her hand, smiling just a tad.
But, I think I can trust you guys. My name is Rachel, by the way.

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>>7329267
Can't handle the-?

Of course I can! Just tell me!

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>>7329263
The force is dumb! Hey! you wanna go with em to Tosche station to pick up some power converters!?

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>>7329279
What if I told you that somewhere not too far from here there's a guy sitting at his keyboard controlling your every action?

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>>7329245
Eh??? If you're not me, then you are my opponent! There are no teams here, a-at least I hope not...
...otherwise then I have some explaining to do...
...could you point me to the rules, sleepy opponent!?

>>7329274
>daijobu desu wa

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>>7329289
>Leon appears stunned.
W-What?! That's impossible! I'm...me! No one's controlling me but myself!

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>>7329228
Retribution? What do you mean?

>>7329265
Yeesh, sounds kinda boring and lonely. Is that why you keep Raichu around with you?

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>>7329229
Easy come, easy go. I've lived on less than nothing.

ngw

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>>7329275
Well, I don't imagine your brother expected you to in some kind of fighting arena.
>A droid rolls up behind the girl as two speak, curiously beeping.
It's nice to meet you Rachel, Say hi to R2 why don't you?

>>7329286
Um, no thank you.
Duke was it, have you checked on your aunt and uncl- I mean, your relatives recently?

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>>7329311
Mhm. Yep. You sure were ready to hear that.
Okay, you might not believe that, but what if I told you that something else happened?

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>>7329259
Tis my duty to return to the people. I see no other direction they may go if I do not tell them. They will be unknowing to it until it counts down.
>>7329265
Theyst sound like worthy partners indeed! These shall be my next target once I leave from this place!
>>7329267
Flat is Justice? Flat is Justice. Flat is Justice! The evildoers would run in fear form that mantra!
>>7329312
The one that caused this had met his end longst go. He shall not be bothering ye and any others anymore!

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>>7329267
You don't say? I never would have guessed, I thought you'd be known for your amazing personality.
>Azrael's voice doesn't change, but he means it to be sarcastic.

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>mfw finally get around to finishing my folder for secret ava weekened
>mfw it's now 2am

Good news is that it's all weekend

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>>7329322
Uncle owen was stupid! I never want to see him again! I ran off to lazer moon the first chance I got and have been a space explorer ever since.

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>>7329324
Well, alright, let's hear it. It can't be any weirder than some dude at a desk controlling everything I do!

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>>7329312
Huh? Naah. I like the peace and quiet, I'm no good with strain on this poor body of mine. Raichu's just a good friend of mine.
>>7329328
Heh...it might make you beat it in single combat first.

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>>7329322
>the girl looks at the droid, and touches the top of it.
Hey, R2.
>she takes said hand, and points it to a boy with a huge scythe sleeping.

Well, my brother is over there. He is just sleeping, since he got tired looking for an exit.

>>7329336
Who are you gonna be playing?

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>>7329328
Ah, well I don't have any evildoers to scare away, so I guess I'll pass up on that.

>>7329330
You're right! How nice of you to notice I'm known for my character/

>>7329341
You got squashed by a giant pair of boobies.
Now you're in the afterlife.

All right everyone, first 24.

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>>7329346
Red, from an Undertale fan game

Pic related

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>>7329350
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck

>>7329256
Well while I'd appreciate you not eating me... I'll indulge your quest for knowledge, My name is Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck, History professor of Beacon Huntsman academy and a professional huntsman.
It's my job to lead the huntsmens and huntresses of the future on the road that path.
>>7329265
But we all tear ourselves up. Taking the easy route without hardships will only result in failure.
>>7329267
Well being that I was sent on a mission to teach and ended up here, I'd assume I'm to teach yourself aswell as the others here.
>>7329328
We still have two more days to study it.
We may find out that it doesn't count down to our disappearance and instead to something else. Perhaps the closere of whatever causing us to appear out of nowhere.
However if you wish to inform the masses right now then please be careful with what you say. Telling everyone in two days they could cease to exist will cause quite an uproar and might even draw the creatures of grimm to our location.

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>>7329350
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>7329350
Le Chevalier d'Eon

>>7329350
First 24 what? Dicks? Kitchen appliances? German vehicles?

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>>7329350
Yoshimitsu the 1st

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>>7329298
I can't point you to something that doesn't exist.

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>>7329350
Usui-chan

>>7329367
All of that and more

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>>7329328
I'd hate to get on your bad side Sir Yoshimitsu.

>>7329342
But don't you ever get tired of your job?

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>>7329350
Shimakaze

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>>7329350
Len

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>>7329350
Red

Probably going to pass out before this is over but whatever

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>>7329350
Luke Skywalker

>>7329339
Laser moon...good for you...
Well how about your train? You intend to learn the ways of the force, don't you? Might want to consider flying to the dagobah system at some point.

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>>7329350
Hanbei

>>7329363
This body was torn up by..."inside" and outside forces. I...can't strain it any more.
>>7329377
Only because of all the dumb responsibilities!

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>>7329350
Urabe

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>>7329350
Azrael

>>7329349
>He lets out a rough sounding sigh.
I'm used to women being much more confrontational.

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>>7329350
Ray

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>>7329350
Kuzuki

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>>7329350
Avenger

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>>7329350
Yugo

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>>7329371
.....eh?
There aren't any rules?
Then how does anybody get anything done? Is that why you're passed out in the middle of everything?

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>>7329350
Takahashi Tetsuo

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>>7329350
Rudol von Stroheim

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>>7329350
Zero

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>>7329350
Da Ork Boyz

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>>7329350
Darth Malgus

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>>7329350
Leon Kuwata

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>>7329350
Pratty

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>>7329386
Sometimes the hard work pays off! I mean as a warlord you are in charge of protecting the people, right? So it's gotta have it's rewards.

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>>7329344
>The robot beeps and chirps at her as Luke looks over to the side.
Hm...well, I guess I don't have to worry about you guys defending yourselves.
If you guys are lost, maybe I could give you some coordinates out for your spaceship. You did get here by ship didn't you?

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>>7329350
Jhin

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>>7329350
Zombina

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>>7329363
You're definitely not my teacher, that's for sure. You're lacking a few of his "qualities".
If you want to teach me something worthwhile I'll hear it though. Might even be fun.

>>7329390
Well sorry I had to shatter your expectations there.

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>>7329350
Markiplier

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>>7329349
W-What?!
>Leon stumbles for a moment and struggles to retain his balance.
But...when? How?! WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THAT?!

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>>7329350
Senator Armstrong

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>>7329422
I mean...I guess I get paid. Honestly, though, it's such a pain at times, I wish I wasn't the head of the house.

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>>7329397
The reason I'm passed out in the middle of everything is because I'm tired...

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>>7329423
We got here by elevator. But, a spaceship? Sounds... kinda of cool really.

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>>7329350
Latehip

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>>7329350
Late Grimes

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>>7329363
>He perks up a little at some of the new information.
So you would say that you're a master of sorts? Heh, what would you say to a bit of friendly 'sparring'! But my mind is elsewhere right now, I may have forgotten to state my name! If that's the case I am Azrael!
>>7329429
All these cutesy girls make a predator like me feel out of place! It's only a matter of time until I snap and devour every one of you.

Who is the worst secret ava?

>>7329468
All of them.

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>>7329436
>The girl donks his forehead again.
Idiot.

>>7329465
If you want to eat girls there's a nice little place a door over called "ERP". I'm sure they'd love to have you.

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>>7329447
Well, duh!!
But I mean, if I'm the person who had to tap on you, then that means nobody is here enforcing the rules here if there are any!
Whenever I try to take a nap, Senpai always ends up knocking me on the head!
Does that make sense?

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>>7329446
It's not like you are being held hostage. Why are you so obliged to work?

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>>7329475
Who might that senpai be? You can tell me, I can keep secrets!

>>7329435
why do you let your furfag of a brother still live

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>>7329473
Quit it, it was just some questions! Why do you gotta be so rude?!

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>>7329455
An elevator? And you can't remember where it was? If you could just find it, then maybe you could go back to...
...R2, is it just me or is there this sinking feeling that our X-Wing might just disappear while we're here?
>The droid responds with a somewhat worried beep.

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>>7329342
Ye doubt my skills do ye? Even once I fall, I shall just keep getting back up. I swear it!
>>7329349
Tis still a beautiful mantra with a lot of meanings. I see no reason for the Manji Clan to not adopt it!
>>7329363
Yoshimitsu is trained to keep the unknowing from panicking but I shall at least wait another day before revealing. This i swear!
>>7329377
Ye shall never worry about that boy! A young boy looking for adventure shall never face my wrath!


>The self-proclaimed ninja wraps firm hand on his sword, rotating faster and faster until he lifts off from the ground.
Tis been a fine day for combat and knowledge but alas I be needed for elsewhere! I shall see all of you throughout the weekend! The Great Yoshimitsu swears it!

>The ninja flies out onto yonder. His laugh echoing throughout the arena.

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>>7329475
I don't really understand what you're trying to say.

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>>7329350
Ryoma

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>>7329478
Uuugh. Traditions and laws and stuff, honestly.
>>7329489
...Whooaa. Later, then.

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>>7329483
What kind of question is that? Because he's my brother.
No matter what he does or what you say, I still love him very much.

>>7329483
>>7329435
These are the questions.

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>>7329484
I just think you're kind of fun to mess around with. You're pretty gullible.

>>7329489
Alright then, go for it. I'll see you later.

>>7329501
But he draws naked furries
and is a massive footpaw fag
which is the furry version of a degenerate footfag

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>>7329506
Uhh...thanks?

Y'know, you still really haven't told me why you're flat. That whole "boobs" thing was a lie, right?

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>>7329485
I don't think a spaceship would just up and vanish... though, I should be dead instead of talking.

Ugh... this place is weird. But, uh, don't R2. That probably didn't happen at all.

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>>7329505
>>7329501
And this is your answer.
>>7329510
And? So what if he draws any of that crap? I'm not justifying it (admittedly, it is kind of weird), but I still love him regardless.
If you had any family members like that, wouldn't you still love hem regardless?

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>>7329515
I thought I said that stuff only happens in manga.

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>>7329489
Safe travels!

>>7329500
You at least have some help, right? No way one man can handle all that responsibility!

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>>7329479
>ENEMY SIGHT
>TARGETED...
>LOCKING ON...
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>INITIATE ATTACK PROTOCOL...
>LOADING...
>Shimakaze donks the boat on the head.
Nosy! Shoo, shoo!

>>7329491
Then get the earwax out of your eyes, or um, ears!
>Also donks on the head.

>>7329539
No
No I wouldn't because they'd be a degenerate
Do you really want degeneracy plagueing your lineage?

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>>7329542
Eh. A few minor lords under me, and Kanbei helps, too. I left him in charge for one day and he boots me out to here for a while.

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>>7329473
>But Azrael is pure!
I feel as though we are not talking about the same thing here! I want a fight, not whatever it is you are thinking of.

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>>7329541
Yeah, and we're not in a manga. What's your point?

>>7329353
again?
>>7329468
been too busy to pay attention desu

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>>7329552
If you think of them any less because of what they like, then I don't know what to say.
He's family. If he's not hurting anyone, then I don't see the problem. Does he really deserve because of it?

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So they're starting to fake us out now with these killing games? Man, this resort doesn't stop disappointing me.

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>>7329556
I wouldn't worry about that. Come on! You want to eat a girl, right? I'm sure they'll understand and won't try and tarnish your purity.

>>7329561
So we're not in a manga. Okay.
What does that mean?

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>>7329550
Well, it looks like you've found your opponent. I'll be leaving now.

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>>7329530
Well, who knows for sure what's in store here, maybe a tractor beam could-...Dead? What do you mean dead?

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>>7329586
It means...we're not in a manga?

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>>7329590
>Shimakaze grabs the girl by the hair.
Wait, don't!

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>>7329554
Speaking of here, what is this place?

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>>7329550
>She punches Shimakaze in the arm in return.
Hey! Don't disrespect me. Now who were you talking about? I wanna know, it won't hurt anything.

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>>7329584
Patience is a virtue, Sir! Don't let a simple prank get the better of you, and let us wait patiently for the next game.

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>>7329608
I don't even know, some sorta fighting arena, as far as I can tell.
>>7329584
Just making me wanna lie down in return.

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>>7329597
So if, theoretically, something was so cliche that it would only happen in a manga, that means...?

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>>7329626
That means...you lost me.

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>>7329584
Isn't that illegal?

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>>7329625
Great! Just what I need to hone my powers...Must not be the ideal place for you huh?

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>>7329592
I died in the game, soooooo... I should be dead right now.

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>>7329636
Don't worry, I can wait for you to put the puzzle pieces together.

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>>7329624
My patience is running thin. I can't tell you how awful this stay has been so far. One more "prank" and I think I might go crazy and murder everyone here!

>>7329625
What's with you and laying down? You should've gotten your rest by now. I've already took two naps since we both got here. You're starting to lag behind.

>>7329638
What's illegal?

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>>7329584
>Azrael gives him a pat on the back, but he pats pretty damn hard.
Hey, it's not all bad! You could be starving.
>>7329586
But the games that allow me to 'eat' are here! Why go somewhere else when I can just remain here?

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>>7329663
Alright you got me.
So, where's the game?

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>>7329639
Not at all.
>A tremble runs through his body, and he briefly covers his mouth.
>>7329662
I'm always tired, is why. I've just been kept up, is all.

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>>7329651
So that means...
>Leon thinks about this for way too long and way too hard.
...You read a lotta manga?

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>>7329645
That's...a good point. Now that I think about, I was crushed under the exterior of a ship. I Figured I was just knocked out but...
R2, scan our life signs will you?
>The robots beeps, and rolls over to the girl to scan a light over her body.

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>>7329662
Please don't say such horrible things! If you ever tried to do something like that, I'd be forced to stop you!

Even if I feel bad for admitting it, but you're right. This place isn't very entertaining without one of those games.

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>>7329671
We all have to start somewhere! Maybe you'll get used to it!

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>>7329615
>Shimakaze backs up after being hit, pausing for a moment.
...
...
>COMMENCING REBOOT
>...
>SYSTEM REBOOT FINISHED
Yaha!
>Shimakaze brings her hand down even harder on the boat's head.

>>7329662
Faking out on an event? Like calling everybody out to something and it not even being real?!
Something like that!
We should court martial them!

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>>7329676
You know what, I'll give it to you. I do read a lot of manga.

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>>7329677
>As the light scanned her, readings indicated that she is perfectly healthy.

Coooool. But uh, back to the dead thing. I take it that, getting crushed, wasn't a good feeling?

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>>7329599
>she reaches back behind her head quickly and forcefully grabs your wrist before twisting herself around and forcing you to let go
No, I insist. I've really been wasting your time, so its the polite thing to do. Bye.
>she lets go of your wrist and walks away

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>>7329700
Alright! Right on the money! So, you read a lotta manga, and...then you read so much you got turned into paper, just like them! Right?

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>>7329671

>how pikachu came to be

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>>7329714
Ice cold. Again.

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>>7329663
>the pat sends him forward a bit. The sheer force leaves a huge red mark on his back
That's your perspective, buddy. Some may say starving is a lot better than getting fooled. At least you don't get looked down upon once you're dead, unlike a fool who's looked down upon until death.

>>7329671
This is why I don't get you. You talk about sheep and different animals, yet you don't take advantage of them. The least you could do is shave the sheep and use it's fur for an extra comfy blanket.

>>7329687
Finally, you've admitted to it. What kind of resort doesn't have a beach, hot tubs, a pool, or even a theme park? I don't get how this place can stay open with only these games.

>>7329691
I thought you could only court martial people that work for the military? The guy that's playing us for saps most likely isn't military. If he was he would've held up on his promise like every good jar head does...it is jar head, right? I'm really bad with the jargon.

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>>7329691
Oooi! I'll beat you up if you keep hitting me! I will, I will! You should respect your elders.
>>7329704
Hey lady! Teach this girl some manners!

>>7329718
the top two make sense because they have human traits, but pikachu is literally a yellow mouse.

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>>7329689
I wouldn't count on it, myself.
>He suddenly rather forcefully sits down.
>>7329722
The wool's too staticy like that, and it's make them lose their strength. Heh, they make for great pillows, though.

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>>7329719
Well...I'm stumped.

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>>7329722
I'm not sure if you realised it or not, but this place probably doesn't exist to entertain us, Sir. I believe we are the entertainers in this situation.

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>>7329703
Everything looks fine from these readings. So unless this is a bad nightmare, I'd guess that we're all fine and dandy.
>He gives the droid a good pat on the head
And as for that ship, the force might not have been strong enough to repel it, but it sure did it's job in keeping me safe.
...You don't know what the force is, do you?

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Good evening, everyone.


>>7329733
>I just thought it was funny.
>could be because I am jacked up on energy drinks from work earlier
>on a side note, no work tomorrow. All nighter, here I come!

>>7329752
t. furfag/tlhg pedophile

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>>7329772
Hey lady!

>>7329752
Yes, because HG is somehow worse than the other threads

ERP? Will not be missed

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>>7329763
I assume it's this invisible thing that can mess with stuff. Since, you did that weird push thing.

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>>7329740
Then get a normal sheep. You have those, right? There has to be. How else would you get wool? Oh, speaking of wool, how do these sheep taste? The blue skin kind of makes them look yummy.

>>7329743
No, that can't be it. The brochure said this place was for relaxing and recuperation. We're supposed to be the ones entertained. It's what I'm spending my...actually, I'm not spending any money here. Are you spending anything here? I was never asked to pay for anything. I hope the cops don't get involved.

>>7329772
Hey, someone that doesn't look like a clown. How's it hanging?

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>>7329772
Morning.

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>>7329772
Fancy armor. Hi.
>>7329793
POKEMON ARE NOT FOOD!

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>>7329772
Welcome. I hope you're having a wonderful evening, Miss.

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>>7329731
>>7329704
>Shimakaze falls to the ground after being ripped off the lady.
>She just lays there, silently on her tum.

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>>7329740
Are you okay?

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>>7329742
Alright, I'll come clean. I was flattened underneath a giant pair of boobies.

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>>7329784
Please, call me Agrias. I do not think I ever got your name though...

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>>7329772
Hey there beautiful lady.

>>7329722
>>7329811

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>>7329793
I do not remember being asked to pay for anything, Sir! But I also don't even remember receiving a brochure!

Seems like our ideas about this place contradict each other!

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>>7329669
In the future, you need to have patience.
>>7329722
One is clearly less painful than the other! Besides, you're always going to be looked down on in life and even death! You might as well forget about the looks of others!

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>>7329814
Yeah, yeah. Just...tired...yeah.

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>>7329817
So I was right all along! Why'd you drag it out like that?!

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>>7329791
Not just a "weird push thing". The force, in a sense, is all around us, within every living being. It's what binds us together, gives us life, gives us power.

...Or at least that's what my teachers taught me. I'm still learning how to master it myself, it's why I came here in the first place.

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>>7329811
Hey! Are you listening to me? Hey! Shimakaze! Answer me!
>>7329819
I'm Tokitsukaze, You look kinda familiar miss Agrias, have we met before? Surely you'd remember me if we did right?

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>>7329772
woohoo

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>>7329834
Same here... I actually think I'm gonna go to sleep now. Bye! It was nice meeting ya!

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>>7329800
Have you ever tried one? I bet they taste even better than food! Otherworldly even! Go catch us one and I'll cook it up. We'll settle this mystery once and for all!

>>7329811
>Kuzuki pokes the body
Huh. That's impressive that you can die just like that. Rest in peace.

>>7329827
Then what were you told about this place? Don't tell me you came here knowing full well that there was some sort of mutual killing involved.

>>7329830
What happens when I die doesn't matter, but what happens while I'm on earth matters a great deal. Imagine for a second that you're the town fool and all the towns folk treated you poorly and teased you and basically nobody loved you? I think starvation sounds pretty alright in that case.

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

Post em'

>>7329793
I take it there are alot of clowns out now?

>>7329794
Good morning.

>>7329800
It's functional. It just looks fancy because I take care of my gear.

>>7329801
I am
>soon as these energy drinks wear off. 6 was too many...

>>7329822
Hello.

>>7329850
I believe we have. Unless I mistook you for someone else, in which case I am sorry

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>>7329861

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>>7329830
>>7329835
Well, this was fun, but I'll see you later.
>The girl turns 90 degrees and practically disappears.

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>>7329840
...Force. I would like to learn that, means I can be useful to my brother. But, uh sorry Luke, I gotta sleep soon...

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>>7329864
>curses...

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>>7329864
How are you?

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>>7329864
>>7329876
You seem to be having a bit of trouble there ma'am. Would you like some assistance, a hand to keep you steady maybe?

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>>7329871
Hey, what?! No, come back!

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>>7329850
>Shimakaze doesn't respond, his body completely still.

>>7329860
>She twitches as she's poked, but that's about it.
>RIP

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>>7329864
Not in a literal sense, but you're probably the most normal looking. This includes me, of course. If you saw all of me you'd run away in fear. Most people do when they see huge back tattoos.

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>>7329879
I am well, considering the day has been long. And you?

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>>7329892
Tired.

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>>7329875
Oh...wow, I didn't even notice how much time had passed, we should both be getting some rest, shouldn't we? Who knows if you have the potential, but for now...

May the force be with you, Rachel.

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>>7329864
Ah, well you probably have. Are you one of those cosplayers or something? I think you look nice, good job.
>>7329887
>She grabs and starts shaking Shimakaze vigorously.
Hey! Get up!..You're not hurt are you?

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>>7329860
I know you probably won't believe it, but if you wish me to explain it, I was *summoned* here! Even if I have no information about the reason why it happened!

And as a knight I'm not one who would be scared away by the bloodshed!

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>>7329860
Aside from being a fool that's pretty accurate, I haven't met a sane person on earth that has liked me other than that god of death that is.
>Azrael stretches a little bit.
I actually feel a tad guilty about this, but this predator is going back to his den to sleep! Remain alive.

>Goodnight HG.

>>7329909
Me in your hands

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>>7329857
Yeah. Alright...see you.
>>7329864
Oh, no, it's a lot more peculiarly specialized than anything I've seen before.
>>7329860
They're not just mindless animals! Would you cook and eat another human!?

>>7329917
>Night.

>>7329902
kys

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>>7329887
>Kuzuki starts to worry just a tad bit now. He kneels down and starts slapping the girl mercilessly
Hey, wake up. You can't pass out while I'm here. It'll look way too suspicious.

>>7329910
Summed, eh? I didn't realize we had a court here. Who're the lucky men or women on trial for this weekend?

>>7329917
Remain alive. What a good joke. Have a good one, I guess. Don't sleep too long, or you'll waste your entire weekend away.

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>>7329927
Why?

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>>7329884
I shall be fine... I hope...

>>7329888
That does not sound strange. I have seen stranger things in combat.

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>>7329920
Huh? What are you talking about? Don't be weird.

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>>7329909
>Shimakaze is shaken but he refuses to wake up.

>>7329941
>He emits a groan as he's slapped, the hitting causing him to stir.

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>>7329917
>Night

>>7329944
You hope? Sounds like you need someone by your side to make sure you remain alright and do not wilt, little tulip.

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>>7329909
I am a knight! A holy knight! Not a cosplayer, what ever that is!

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>>7329926
I...Are you asking if I've eaten a human before? I'm going to keep that question answered.
>Kuzuki nudges the pokemon trainer
If you're worried about it then don't go to the hotel's restaurant, you know what I mean?

>>7329944
I'm sure of it. You knights...warriors...mages see all kinds of things. I'll tell ya, I've seen people get skinned alive, but I wouldn't dare walk in your shoes. I bet you barely come out alive after most missions!

>>7329961
>Kuzuki takes out some candy he had been saving for himself for special midnight snacking
For the love of God I hope you wake up. I don't want to have to do mouth to mouth.

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>>7329864
I'm glad to hear that you're doing well, Miss! If there's any way I could help you out, feel free to ask for the assistance of Le Chevalier d'Eon!

>>7329941
Summed? Is something wrong, Sir? If you feel lightheaded and you have problems with talking, it could be some kind of sickness!

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>>7329961
You're surprisingly lazy. I'm going to tell onee-chan you're being disrespectful and let her deal with you.
>>7329966
Oh, you're a roleplayer! You're a good one.
>she gives a short bout of applause.

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>>7329980
>That lazy, good-natured smile is gone.
Get your hands off me.

Now.

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>>7329926
It is minimal, so that I may remain agile in combat. Nothing special about it.

>>7329965
Maybe. But your offer seems devilish.

>>7329980
Nothing a potion or two can not cure.

>>7329981
Thank you, I shall be sure to keep that in mind.

>>7329986
Only if that "role" is to slay those who try to harm the princess I guard.

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>>7329861

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>>7330031
You say that, but it's a completely different style from what I've ever seen before.

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>>7329981
I guess something is wrong. It's kinda late, and I haven't had a smoke in a good while.
>Kuzuki takes out a suspicious looking cigarette(?) from his pocket and lights it up
Yeah, this'll do the trick! I'll be normal after this, I swear!

>>7329997
What's wrong? I'm doing you a favor by telling you how bad that food is. You'll understand if you go down there to try something. It's like they actually put human flesh in the soup. It's strangely satisfying, however.