/sug/ - Steven Universe General Endgame Edition Last Threa

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I hope Steven rescues another Pearl. It would be interesting seeing the two contrasting personalities. Not to mention how they're going to touch on the delicate subject, of Slavery.

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Gems should rule the universe

>>7327921
Lapidirts should fucking kill themselves.

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would you fug the gemboy

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Greg should move on from Rose. She would want him to be happy.

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>>7327889
ENDGAME

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This isn't too bad, doesn't really feel like Lapis though.

>>7327921
Who's that edgy fuck on the right?

>>7327961
It would be a nice design for a different gem.

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>>7327951
He'll never do it

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>>7327968
I really don't know, I think it's the artist's oc.

Requests
You have them
I might draw them
Test your luck

>>7328022
Bismuth and Rose flexing

>>7328022
lapis dying

>>7328022
>You have them
What if I don't?

>>7328038
Then you draw others'

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>>7328022
Y6 with clown and engaged replaced with feelings and hurt please.

>>7328022
amy forcefeeding lapis

>>7328062
Because the fruit is yellow?

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How did Pink not see the trains she was causing to those families, by stealing their loved ones?

Assuming she actually cared, if not then it doesn't matter.

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>>7328022
Lapis abuse.

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>>7328022
y6 wearing emil's robes?

>>7328088
Trauma*

*fart*

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Love you anons, don't give up! Drawfags too, we can all make it if we try.

>>7328089
via forcefeeding

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>listening to Here Comes A Thought covers on youtube

Stevonnie is cute. CUTE!

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I don't know how, but I wanna fuck Sardonyx

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>>7328022
Peridot and Amethyst dancing in a nightclub.

>>7328088
No trains no gains famiglia.

>>7328119
I give up

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>>7327905
>rescues a Pearl

How would that work exactly? Blue doesn't seem to have any problems being Blue Diamond's Pearl, and Yellow is clearly enjoying being a smug little cunt

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Pink Diamond literally kidnapped people so they don't have to feel "bad fees". Was she Yandere for our species?

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What if you saw Lapis being bullied

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>>7328036

>>7328121
my dick down her throat

>>7328188
Walk away, because she is an attempted child murderer

>>7327968
lapis

>>7328192
That wouldn't kill her.

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>>7328188
Join the bully

>>7328184
It didn't have to be Yearl or Bearl

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>>7328207
Almost every gem is an attempted child murderer.

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>>7328184
Why is yellow such a smug little cunt anyway?

>>7328231
And that is why
>Steven is best human
>We need to remove Xeno Gems from Earth, they caused the war and want a pat on the back for protecting us?

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>>7328220
Oh, I didn't think of that.

Well, if we assume those are the Pearl made specifically for the Diamonds, we could only get a Pink Pearl, assuming there's any left and it turns out Pearl is just a "generic" Pearl, or a White Diamond Pearl.

>>7328257
Because she's a sexy bitch and she knows it

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>Peridot said Era 2 Peridots can't shapeshift at all
>despite this, her gem can be bubbled, and her "body" reforms from the hard light

I'm not the only one that caught this, right?

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>>7328062
>>7328095
Friend, what newgrounds flash animation is clown from? It's been too long, so I've forgotten

>>7328022
Steven looking up Lapis' dress and she's blushing

implying no panties

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>>7328371
All gems bodies are made from hard light, Peridot just can't change her default shape.

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>Steven gets formally invited to Homeworld.
>He goes with Peridot as his guide.
>Actually finds out it's.oretty cool, got all sorts of Gem places and statues.
>When the time.cimes to return, he is hesitant to Step on the warppad.
>He's fallen in love with the Gem-ness of Homeworld.

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>>7328371
I want Naizuri from Peridot!

>>7328416
I'd be so disappointed if i was the requester

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I fucking hate you /sug/

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Do you think Lapis makes fun of Peridot's small penis?

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___ the bug

>>7328521
snug

>>7328521
squash

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>>7328506
That's fair.

>>7328521
TENDERLY CUDDLE

>>7328521
mug

>>7328551
Stop posting shit.

>>7328563
But I like wedding dresses

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>>7328518
Always remember.

>>7328569
Post less shitty artists.

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I need to improve my drawing. Any lewd requests?

>>7328585
Size isn't everything.

>>7328551
If someone told Blushmallet that Lauren Zuke flicks the bean to her art, do you think she'll stop, or will she'll start shitting even more of it out?

>>7328603
Just because it isn't everything doesn't mean it isn't anything.

>>7328601
Peridot impreg

>>7328601
Amethyst fucking Lapis while Peridot watches crying.

>>7328601
Eyeball naked in a hammock

>>7328601
Peridot being double penetrated by lapis and pearl.

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>>7328035
Last, but maybe not least

>>7328551
I think this is the only pic I've seen of any of the gems in a wedding dress

>>7328494
So would I

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>>7328639

>>7328661
I never promised these would be good
20 minutes is not enough time for me to make things look decent

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>>7328646
There was a lot of it after gem harvest.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE FUSIONS

INFINITE POSSIBILITIES

AND ONLY 6 SHOWN

>>7328695
And most of them are dead forever, especially Sugilite.

>>7328695
It would bee too easy if all the fusions were shown
We wouldn't suffer enough for Sucrose's liking

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???

>>7328601
Peridot using her tentadick to get Lapis eggnant.

>>7328708
They need to stop with the fucking bullshit va choices then

The only reason we get Sardonyx with actual voice acting with each appearance is because her VA is a fucking literally-who broadway actor.

>>7328716
neck yourself

>>7328716
It's a giraffe

>>7328725
Maybe they could put more of their budget into the animation.
They might be able to afford a competent studio.

>>7328257
She's insecure
Just look how she was reacting to YD back at the hub

>>7328601
Blue diamond gets creamed by mudercock

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Hey, this music drawfag is back.

What's /sug/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_RFRkafS0M

>>7328744
Go to bed patrick

>>7328800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xVbJ9DxEY wew lad

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>>7328800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VavuQwVKFPc
not really listening to it, just watching someone stream that's on this level lol

>>7328518
I hope so

>>7328800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfJwOVQ34r0

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>>7328800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUD26iTq2p8

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>>7328834
But that's bullying.

>>7328872
bullying is hot

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Merchant Anon here, I just had a HELL of a day.

>Bought 2 more SU Yahtzee games along with a spare SU Monopoly from HT at clearance.
>Employees at HT had no idea that a new wave of SU POPs were coming out, I see if my contact has more info.
>Went to see Split, thought it was good.
>???

So how was your day, /sug/?

>>7328800
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzPFeJa4Rm4

I apologize for nothing.

>>7328800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiGG6S_1bpM

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>>7328646

>>7328872
>Peridot will never perch her rancid balls on your face while you sleep
>You will never get an eye infection from her giving you the ol' arabian eye goggles
>Peridot will never force you to give her sweaty sack a tongue bath while you dry heave
>She will never rub her balls on all of your business suits the night before the big presentation and you have to go in and face the CEO reeking like the laundry room of a gay porn studio

>>7328948
makes me sad man

>>7328948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPVOyfwiGf8

>>7328991
Is this Indian porn

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>>7328913

And here are the spoilers of war, look and shrug in indifference!

>>7328872
It's just playful bullying.
Lapis' dick is average anyway

>>7328872
What artist is this?

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>>7329071
http://rat-king-arts.tumblr.com/

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>>7329105
NO PERIDOT IS CHOKING ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T DICK!
SAVE HER YSN 2

-Norp: KING OF YETIS

>>7329163
Shut the fuck up, please

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>>7329021
>That pin in the corner.

WHAT IS IT?

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>>7329175
Look, you know that that isn't gonna happen.
So you're gonna enjoy this shitty comic I found.
-Norp: Out

>>7329215
Why are you shitposting?
Just because it's 2am?

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>>7329210

It's one of the pins from the order I made in December, although this one was a late edition.

>>7329222

It's 11 PM over here, but that's relative.

>>7328416
Neato.

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>>7328416
Madness, it's fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YEP6EAkLDk

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Lapis and Peridot are cute.

>>7329297
kill yourself

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>>7329303
No.

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>>7329315
>That fuckhuge battleaxe
Oh, Lapidot fags...

>>7327921
>that donut steel

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

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>>7329337
Shitty fanart is great, regardless of what you ship.

Help me understand shipping.
Do people really believe their imaginary pairing will become reality, despising those who disagree? Or is it just having fun and wishful thinking?

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>>7329362
>tfw I've legitimately made a Gem OC

But they're not edgy, i-is that better?

>>7329394
depends on the level of retardation
y'know, smart people wouldn't take things like that seriously

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>>7329394
I just ship things for fun.

>>7329403
POST

EXPOSE YOURSELF TO JUDGEMENT

>>7329432
>Sharp tooth Pearl

Aw yiss muh dick

>>7329432
You ship shit.

Pearl Wall Guy here.

AMA?

>>7329493
why?

need more peridot and steven material.

also, is there a pastebin with the best artists and what tags to use to find the best porn on various sites?

>>7329493
Here's a question for you bud:
Fuck off, no one cares about your attention whoring bullshit.

I think I misunderstood what a question is

>>7329493
When are you going to kill yourself?

>>7329507
Well generally I need something to remind me of my love for Pearl

It's been faltering lately, but I'm trying to get back on track :<

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>>7329433
Pls no bully, I couldn't find any drawings of her I'd saved.

>>7329509
I'm not an attention whore, why do you think that?

>>7329511

Why did you say that >:(

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>>7329518

>>7329493
Who?

>>7329537
Ha!

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I don't see why people like Skinny so kuch

we were introduced to so much better gems in this bomb

>>7329518
What is she anyway? Looks moderately cute.

>>7329537
I made the shrine to immortalize my love for Pearl

>>7329528
Answer the question.

>>7329551
I won't kill myself, Pearl wouldn't want that >:(

>>7329493
why are u such a qt?

>>7329560
Actually she wouldn't care in the slightest about you even if she were real. You'd be lucky if she even knew you existed. So go right ahead.

>>7329563
Oh, uhm.. I don't know?

(´･ω･`)

>>7329571

Pearl loves me, I love her. Why do you hate that?

>>7329560
Good on you, suicide is not the answer.

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>>7329518
It doesn't even look like a gem, I thought it was a generic catgirl before I remembered it was supposed to be an SU oc.

>>7329573
Pearl isn't real though, she can't love you.
nospoiler
or me ;_;
nospoiler

>>7329573
No, she's a cartoon character and won't ever be real.

>>7329588
How do you know for sure ? (´･ω･`)

>>7329603
Stupid fucking hamster face.

>>7329603
I know it in my heart, just like I know you're a faggot and need to go back to wherever you came from

why are you guys being so rude to the retard? calm down

>>7329610

Wah? Stop harassing me.

>>7329622

I will NEVER go back to /r/FuckPearl

[Help!] The Pearl I like won't respond to my emails (´･ω･`)

>>7329637
Try being not a faggot.

>>7329633
If you love Pearl so much, why were you in r/fuckpearl?
Did you misunderstand the name of the reddit?

>>7329637
Kill yourself

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>>7329545
>Kuch

>>7329547
She's an Emerald because I have no creativity.

>>7329632
Nigger it's almost three am over here and I'm bored as fuck watching transformed Zarbon manhandle Vegeta in the first part of their battle.

>>7329649
I thought it was something else. (´･ω･`)

Anyways the mods tricked me into doing the CSS for them

>>7329637
I've tried that, but it didn't work (´･ω･`)
I'm really worried. I sent about 300 emails and she hasn't responded to any of them (´･ω･`)

>>7329665
send me an emai kidl, I'll suck your dick
How old are you

>>7329665
That's because you try too hard and therefore are a faggot.
Stop being a tryhard, do something useful for yourself and pearl will come to you without effort.

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Do you think Lapis will ever be judged for her sins.
-Norp: But instead of MS Paint Yetis, have a G.I.M.P dragon.

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>>7329661
I must say, you did not do a very good job.

>>7329690
Stop it! You're embarrassing me. (´･ω･`)

Why did you have to post that?

>>7329688
Nope.
She's never gonna have to face the consequences of her actions.

>>7329698
Also, I didn't realize this when I was taking the screenshot, but your reddit name is bolt2strike, right?

>>7329021
>Connie = 2
>Connie = Poo

>>7329706
Yes, shh don't tell anyone (´･ω･`)

>>7329699
Goddamn it... she killed at least 200 squids during ocean gem, and squids are fucking awesome.

She needs to at least be whacked with a large stick or something.
-Norp: Guy who rapped about Lapis being horrible

>>7329518
It looks like a homestuck oc

>>7329654
>using that terrible theme

>>7329713
Friendly reminder that Connie is not a Mary Sue, because I don't think a Mary Sue would have over 12 years of dried, crusty shit caked onto her anus.

>>7329730
I thought the exact same thing

>>7329728
Lapis needs to get gang raped by all of the other Gems as punishment.

how many people are here right now?

>>7329750
Five

>>7329750
37.

>>7329750
75 trillion

>>7329728
And probably lots of gulper eels.

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>>7329730
Damn, you're not wrong.

>>7329734
It's the default theme. I can't be bothered to change it. It doesn't even look bad.

so around five ish people

>>7329750
me.

>>7329771
38 people.

>>7329756
38 actually

>>7329756
>>7329783
>>7329786
>right now

>>7329768
I think it's mostly the horn looking pieces of hair(?) that makes it look like a homestuck oc

Got any more pics?

>>7329796
Nope, not any on my laptop.

I guess I can color it.

>>7329808
Just draw it again, no one wants to see that piece of shit colored for anything other than morbid curiosity

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>>7329828
jeez, anon. go easy on them

>>7329762
Okay that is fucking uncalled for.
I'm shattering Lapis and painting a mural with her remains.
-Norp: He who's pissed at Lapis

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>>7329848
Gotta be honest.
Besides, I wanna see a clearer depiction of the oc than that sketch.

>>7329828
That drawing isn't even that bad anon

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Here is the OC /sug/ designed

>>7329878
It's not offensively bad, but there's nothing good about it.

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Here is Coprolite, the best gem holding the best ship.

>>7329921
One of it's arms should be the Pink Diamond arm ship

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>>7329901
To be fair I was just sketching it out because I had no other references.

>>7329893
This is just Jasper halfway through corruption

>>7329946
Well draw it properly so that I can shit on-I mean, fairly judge, your OC independently from your artistic skill.

>>7329921
I would comment that that is not a gem.....but then I remembered Bismuth isn't technically a gemstone either.

>>7329985
Maybe non-Gems like Bismuth and Coprolite are like the Gem equivalent of animals.

>>7329995
I mean, that makes sense. They do look like Gorillas.

>>7329995
they're the gem equivalent of niggers
so I guess you're right

>>7330008
Yeah, but since Gems are more advanced than humans, even their apes are smart enough to talk.

>>7330010
stop it

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>>7330017
NOPE NOPE NOPE!

>>7330014
That seems logical, and since they are able to process basic information and speak, they are put to work. Brilliant.

>>7330010
Man, shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up.
Orange, no words rhyme with orange, fuck it
shut the fuck up

There's my rap

>>7330010
Didn't read, probably terrible, also, are you 13?
sure sound like it

>>7330030
Needs more ECH

>>7330045
Nope... I just suck at rapping.

>>7330011
Dude, that totally is what they are.
Has anyone ever pointed out that Bismuth is literally a nigger?
I mean, beyond having a black voice actress and looking like a gorilla, she's also a slave used for manual labor, and isn't even a real Gem, just like how niggers aren't real people.
How has Tumblr not flipped out about this?

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>>7330010
I'm sorry sir, your autism... it's terminal.

>>7330034
Blorenge and sporange actually do rhyme with orange.
Not to take away from your point, which is solid, just mentioning.

>>7330063
I deleted it.

>>7330067
Also Gorringe.

good night, you fucks

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>>7330079
Delete yourself

>>7330111
That get might convince me if I gave a damn about your pathetic existence.

>>7330101
Goodnight, Mr. Gorbechav.

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>>7330136

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>>7330136
fookin cunt

>>7330155
>>7330162
Yes I revel in the hate!

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>>7330079

>>7330177
Oh no!!! I CARE!

>>7330180
Are you underaged?

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>>7330171
I don't hate

>>7330199
Nope... I'm just terrible at trolling.

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What was up with the rare red Amethyst?
That was a whole new gem and not just a down syndrome version of a gem type we already knew, right?

>>7330275
That's Carnelian

>>7330275
That was Carnelian, and yes, it's different from Amethyst.

>>7330303
>>7330307
Thanks

>>7330204
This isn't really trolling though.

I feel mild annoyance at having read that post and thus wasting several seconds of my time, but mostly I feel sorry for you for thinking this was any kind of good idea.

It's like seeing the sperg kid at school do something cringewortthy.

>>7330275
she was a Jasper. Jaspers get their color due different oxides accumulated during their formation. carnelians have a lot of iron oxide thus they're red

>>7330360
Speaking of spergs at school
There's a fat cargo shorts wearing ponytail having guy at my college that constantly takes over every topic in my cybersecurity class and somehow relates it to videogames or reddit. He goes on for ten, twenty minutes before the professor can shut him down.
It's embarrassing because I talked to him about antivirus once and he elevated the personal conversation into a loud monologue about skyrim remastered.

>>7330370
I see.
Now I want to have sex with her.

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>>7330538
>you will never see that cute look when you ask to suck her cock
god is cruel

>>7330881
Get this shit outta my sight

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>>7330892
Please be respectful of who Pearl is in love with.

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>>7330913
I'm respecting that she's in love with Peridot

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>>7330953
But she isn't.

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>>7330956
I disagree, respectfully.

>>7330953
Why is this ship so cute?

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>>7330913
Is Lapis looking for them?

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>>7330411
I'm so glad uni is behind me. The amount of weird shit that went on was unbelievable.

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>>7330998
I was gonna write a paragraph of rambling nonsense mostly related to why the ship is cute but I can't remember what i was gonna put so just suffice it to say that it's probably cute simply because it's cute. It's also an uncommon pairing because people think the characters' similarities make the ship boring.

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>>7325070
kill yourself

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What cute things do you want to see Lapis and Steven do in the show?
I want to see Steven help make Lapis more sociable by introducing her to the townies and so we can see how she reacts to them.
I also want to see them build sandcastles and eat ice cream together
The cuter the better, I ship Lapiven but its platonic cute friendship love that blossoms into full blown love in my eyes.

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>>7327462
kill yourself

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>>7331047
It's probably Garnet, considering how she hates Steven with the Gems.

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>>7330956
Pearl is Stevens mother.
Lapis is Stevens true girlfriend because she feels almost around his age while still being slightly older,
Any other gem besides Peridot and it starts to get weird.

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>>7327673
kill yourself

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>>7331208
>Pearl is Stevens mother.
Not for long.

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>>7331203
In her future vision she sees a million different ways in which Steven and other gems start to date.
And she hates it because it ruins her headcannon

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>>7328186
kill yourself

>>7331208
What about Connie?
She's the endgame here; Steven will ultimately choose a human lover over the gems.
I feel like Lapis wouldn't have romantic interest in Steven, or any human for that matter.
Out of the gems, Peridot is the more likely choice.

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>>7331069
kill yourself

>>7331256
>Out of the gems, Peridot is the more likely choice.
No.
Even Pink Diamond is a more likely choice than Peridot at this point.

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>>7331256
Connie is his best friend no a girlfriend.
Also hers the thing even if you want that it will only lead to tragedy.
Steven will outlive her because she is a human and he is a gem.
Do you really want to put him through the process of having the one he loves die?
Lapis is perfect for him because she understands him and they help improve each other.

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>>7331346
Why say that?

>>7331363
Steven's both a Human and a Gem. We don't know if he truly can live forever like other Gems or if he's got a finite lifespan.

>>7331346
I'm consciously blocking from my mind Peridot's character assassination and relegation to the memebarn, but if you account for those tragedies than I suppose you could be right

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Why haven't they fucked yet?

>>7331363
Being a best friend doesn't rule out future romance. And there's always a chance your loved one will die before you, that's life. Even a gem could be shattered.
Also I just really don't believe Steven will ever choose a gem lover over a human one for his first relationship. He's just too human for now and probably will be for a couple centuries. After that, lapis is certainly a possibility.

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Why do we allow these things to happen?

>>7331528
>That upper right face....

>>7331460
But the thing is, the Crewniverse knows about it. Lapidot can never not be associated with Zuke's butchering of the characters.
Rebecca Sugar is definitely someone who believes in shipping what you want, and this can be seen in how she lets her storyboarders push their ship bait.
Lauren Zuke went way too far. I have no idea what the exact details surrounding her quitting are, but I know they involve Lapidot being uprooted and destroyed.
I don't think Lapis or Peridot will be in a relationship with anyone, let alone each other, by the end of the series. I don't think any ships other than Rupphire and Connverse will ever be canon.
Zuke never cared about Steven Universe. She never cared about Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Greg, Connie, Jasper, and hell, I don't think she even cared about Lapis and Peridot individually. She saw becoming a storyboarder as being an opportunity to make her self insert fanfiction canon, and she didn't realize that it would actually be hard work, and she'd only be able to realize her vision as far as Rebecca would let her.
I actually forgot where I was going with this, but yeah, Lapidot isn't happening.

>>7331516
>Steven x another gem: chance of eternal love
>Steven x human: chance of love guaranteed to end after ~90 years as a generous maximum

>>7331558
No one was talking about lapidot.

>>7331558
I'm not sure why you're telling me this either

>>7331562
What if Steven and Connie don't hook up?
What if Connie falls in love with another guy and dies giving birth to his child?
Then Steven would know how Pearl feels, and the ship we've all been waiting for can be canon!

>>7331558
Wasn't this about Lapis and Peridot being the Gems that Steven most likely would be in a relationship with?

>>7331568
>I feel like Lapis wouldn't have romantic interest in Steven, or any human for that matter.
>Out of the gems, Peridot is the more likely choice.
Oh fuck. I just realized that I completely misunderstood that last sentence.

>>7331574
Please no
Let Pearl just molest Steven, a real relationship is not meant to be

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>>7331591
But what if her constant molesting of him makes her truly love him? Like some kind of reverse Stockholm Syndrome?

>>7331585
I assumed Stevidot would be a hypothetical outcome if Steven didn't get with Connie, so the canonity wasn't really a factor

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>>7331610
He could have both.

>>7331605
I'm trying to fuckin sleep it's six in the morning I have the flu and I'm tired as fuck but you opened your whore mouth and now I'm gonna spend the next hours of suffering wakefulness imagining Pearl regretfully molesting Steven through the years, feeling guilty for taking advantage of his teenage libido until he grows up and tells her he loves her and wants a real relationship
fuck

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>>7331625
The perfect love sandwich.
There meant to move far away and build a large family on a big farm.

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>>7331547

>>7331625
>>7331648
>poly
This dimension is so lame

>>7331256
Connie being the designated love interest is so obvious I'm half expecting them to go with someone else (or no one) just to avoid that.

>>7331682
I kinda want them to kill off Connie because I'm an edgy bastard who likes watching children die.

>>7331682
Someone else is doubtful, no one is very likely

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>>7331695
That will also make Steven perfect for more shipping.
Steven is depressed and feeling alone, what better opportunity for a gem like Lapis or Pearl to heal his heart with love.

>>7331722
And it would be Lapis who kills Connie because Lapis is yandere for Steven... but then her and Pearl fight to the death, and Peridot looks confused. Then Steven cries, and shoots himself. But comes back via Lapis siphoning his drool and dunking it on his gunshot wound, and then they live happily ever after in the meme barn, until Peridot manages to get the launch codes.
Then we're all fucked.

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>>7331695
Only problem with this is you know Steven would become emotionally distant after her death.
He wont hang out with anyone and even the gems he will cut off wanting to be alone.
I have no idea which character could help him through something like that but it would need to be someone who understands lose pain and loneliness

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Going faster than a rollercoaster

>>7331695
Though, I expect Lapis to be the one they kill due to her being built around tragedy and getting fucked over at every opportunity in her life.

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>>7331774

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>>7331775
If they do that they will destroy me.
All I want is for Lapis and Steven to be freinds forever.
But if they pull something like Lapis sacrificing herself for Steven then ill never be right again...

>>7331804
Sucrose wants us to suffer.

>>7331826
Because it's our tears that give her her power.

>>7331639
How would Pearl handle being directly responsible for making Steven love her through tons of statutory rape?

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We always have the gems killing others, how about this? What if Steven has an accident and gets cracked, or hits his head really hard or other [Generic Protagonist becomes Evil] story

He then starts to romantically pursue the gems, however he shattered them one by one, without the others knowing.

So for example, he hits Lapis with an axe to the gem. Peridot gets "crushed" beneath a falling car, etc.

>>7331918
I dont get it...
Why would Steven getting knocked the fuck out send him on a killing spree.

>>7331574
haha C U C C

>>7331935
>"Ow, that really hurt!"
>"Better go fuckin murder everyone lmao :^)"

>>7331935
Brain Damage, trauma, "Knocks a screw loose." I'm not medically trained or more specifically, a neurologist but I guess it is technically plausible

>>7331918
But Peridot has metal powers... METAL POWERS!
SHE'S LIKE MAGNETO BUT COMPLETELY PATHETIC! SHE COULD EASILY PROTECT HERSELF FROM A CAR!

She also killed Jasper with the blunt end of some scrap metal.
Which is insane.

>>7331918
You mean you want Steven to become even Kira?

>>7331918
Garnet would turn Steven into liquid bones if she found out.

>>7331984
I doubt Garnet would kill or even harm him. She';d more than likly subdue him and attempt too "Fix him"

>>7331962
Yes, essentially

>>7331946
Hit the nail, right on the head. TBF

>>7331948
I guess some traumatic brain injury might be enough to drive someone into a fit of rage, but it would be unlikely to suddenly develop a murderous streak unless he undergoes a personality change from having a stroke or something.

Type 2 diabetes can also cause strokes and Steven is a porky little bastard so that's possible.

I also recall there's a condition where some people, when coming out of sedation, will basically wake up ANGERY as hell and start tearing out their catheters and IV lines and fighting the medical staff. But normally they just put you back under sedation for a little while and try waking you up again later.

>>7332013
I didn't say Garnet would hurt him... I said that she'd turn him to liquid bones.

Fuck you /sug/

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>>7332107
Fuck you too.

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>>7332107
1v1 me kunt

>>7332127
don't make me kek

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>>7331639
I like this idea, Pearl making love with Steven and exploiting his young, innocent mind to scratch an itch of hers, to feel loved, and as it goes on Pearl starts to regret it more and more, until Steven confesses his love for her and she just feels completely powerless, as she wants to stop but she wants to go on since she finally has someone who wants her.

>>7332137
First I wanted to kill Lapis because I like sealife, but children getting stockholm syndrome from a salt lick is much worse.

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>>7332137
Why do I love that image so much and not in a sexual way at all
I just like the idea that after Steven opened his heart to Pearl in the ep at her weakest moment Steven and Peal make sweet love to one another right there among the ancient battlefield