/sug/ - Steven Universe General We miss you, Sour edition

Who /bored of /sug// here?

Lapidirts should kill themselves.

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Gems should share their favorite stories

>How do you think Lapis would of reacted to all the Stevens in Steven and The Stevens

>>7322072
/bored and ready to leave/

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>>7322051
Why did sour leave now that i think about it..?

I mean, when does Jasper fuck the two blue slut fusion.

>>7322088
Just post that bloodbending fic from earlier

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>>7322082
Gems should lick lollipops!

>>7322090
A combination of being constantly shitposted about by that one guy, no longer being as interested in the show, and TLH catching his attention.

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>>7322090
>Why did sour leave now that i think about it..?
TLH

>>7322072
Fetish posters are the worst.

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>>7322088
Homeworld should seriously think about cloning Stevens for homeworld.
Can you imagine how much more productive the gems would all be with Stevens encouraging them?
They would have complete control over the universe in no time.

>>7322089
My pal. When will you be making your great escape?

>>7322051
Fuck off, pedo.

>>7322139
After this thread

>>7322147
See you tomorrow.

>>7322147
Ok...who's your second favorite gem?

>>7322151
Never mind. I'm leaving now.

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>>7322134
You know what'd be better then homeworld cloning Steven?

NOT killing off it's own population to the point of causing a resource problem.

>>7322178
I asked you a phucking question

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Making /sug/ nsfw was a mistake.

>>7322187
Fusing degenerates are actively a detriment to Homeworld society. They are negative citizens.

the last thread was at page 4....

>>7322223
Your parents not aborting you was a mistake.

>>7322252
We were nearly at the image limit.

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>>7322223
/sug/ was always nsfw.

>>7322233
The different gem fusions are way more OP then the same gem fusions.
If Homeworld expanded it's horizons by even 1 inch like adding it so there are different gem fusions being trained for, then they could take over more planets and fight back any third race they could potentially be fighting.

>>7322223
>making /sug/ nsfw
Ever took a look at the catalog or read the rules, lapidot?

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filled under ships i never consider

>>7322275
>The different gem fusions are way more OP then the same gem fusions.
Are they though? All we've seen so far is Rubies. Imagine a bunch of Amethysts fusing together.

>>7322275
Yeah, but what if a fusion ends up being more powerful than the Diamonds?

In Trump's America every man who is willing to work hard will be able to afford his own house, car, healthcare, and Gem slave

>>7322309
Hi there

>>7322296
It's literally just a bigger amethyst.
I don't see a lot of advantages to making an Amethyst BIGGER.

>>7322299
That's why they regulate WHAT different gem fusions are allowed.

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>>7322314

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>ebay dot hell

>>7322309
is that a jojo reference

>>7322371
Wat?

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>>7321756
I'll miss you

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>>7322375

>>7322347
>That's why they regulate WHAT different gem fusions are allowed.
And how are they gonna regulate that?
If a Ruby and a Sapphire fuse, then a Garnet could easily be stopped.
If a Ruby, a Sapphire, a Bismuth, a Pearl, and a Rose Quartz all fuse, what's Homeworld gonna do to stop them?

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You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Want to have you near me
I want to have you hear me saying
"No one needs you more than I need you"

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>>7322314
One question do you actually believe Donald is going to be a good president or you just memeing

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>>7322450
/polfags/ are retarded and probably don't realize they elected one of the nations biggest bullshitter to date.

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>>7322288
It's too bad Love Letters killed all Garnet ships.

>>7322470
Even if he keeps none of his promises about building walls and such he'll still be a better president than another globalist puppet like Hillary.

>>7322450
anyone who could secure a Gem for me would be alright in my book

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I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you

>>7322488
And any chance of her having a personality.

>>7322493
Yeah, but most of the things that got /pol/'s vote was literally the biggest bait anyone could take.

>>7322397
That homosexual will return. A fag who always makes bad posts. Total and complete gay, very not straight and likes buttstuff

>>7322397
Lol, I'm not actually leaving yet. But you should really consider it, yourself

>>7322515
At least it's bought four years of respite from the usual routine.

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>>7322314
>Trump is willing to make anime real
>But not gems

End me

>>7322561
I agree, all lapisfags should really consider leaving.

>>7322488
Wouldn't it be funny if Garnet actually was attracted to Jamie, but she couldn't reciprocate because Ruby and Sapphire can just force her to stop existing whenever she does something they don't like.

>>7322561
/sug/ doesn't allow queers to make posts FYI

>>7322509
You've got her mixed up with Lapis.

>>7322450
Has a president even made radical changes on the last 100 years, it's all been common people making the big changes.

>>7322579
Yet they never will. Sad, huh?

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>>7322572
Could he make my waifu real?

>>7322591
Pot calling the kettle black, much?

>>7322592
Everyone knows that Garnets more of a Connie sort of person

>>7322591
Then get out

>>7322614
>>7322632
SAMEFAG

>>7322600
Yeah, what a shame they never follow through with anything they say. If they did most of them would have killed themselves by now.

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>>7322436
OH NO. I almost missed you

>>7322648
>less than a minute apart
Are you even trying?

>>7322673
They never try. Can't you tell?

>>7322673
>>7322691
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh nice android phone doublefag

>>7322712
Those are just the desperate lies of a troll who's been caught.

>>7322658
The same applies for most of this place.

>>7322769
Trolling is not my style, I make posts that SEEM like gutter quality shitposts but are actually straight from the heart

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>>7322790
Your heart is full of shit

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>>7322561
One day maybe, if we don't get an announcement for more episodes soon then I'll probably leave until we get one.

>>7322804
Is that Zuke under that hood?

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>>7322814
Pretty much this. How long have you been here, anyway?

>>7322814
>posting shit art
>>7322855
>posting subpar art

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>>7322863

>>7322880
She digivolves into Fuckingkillmeite

>>7322949
>her sapphire is showing
/r/ing this with jaysper

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>>7322880

>>7322981
i actually think this one is cute i just dont get why her redesign has to be fat

>>7322981
traumatizedofficial didn't do that one.

>>7322999
>i just dont get why her redesign has to be fat
Because tumblr

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>>7322051

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>>7322855
Almost 2 years, back in the vintage meme days.

>>7322981
fucking stupid fucking rubber gloves

Whats that one anime sugar used for this show
mainly hinted at scene where pearl fighting her holo self?

>>7323031
Revolutionary Girl Utena

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>>7322051
Sour come back I miss you.

>>7323055
I don't.

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post feet

>>7323041
ah damn, thanks anon

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>>7323020
Long time, huh? I've only been here since Chille Tid, but I didn't really do much posting back then. Despite all of this, I still enjoy visiting /sug/

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>>7323078
rerorerorero

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>>7323078
kill yourself

>>7323095
The Bible says dickriders go to the warm spot in the pool

>>7323112
Requesting skinny doing this to Jaspers feet

>>7323097
You can just ask, you know

>>7323156
I just want to piss Indexer off.

>>7323041
fuck yeah, found the video too, thanks again

>>7323181
It's not going to stop him. Why bother?

>>7323181
Make it harder next time then, it took me like thirty seconds to find it. I imagine he found it at least as fast.

>>7323191
No problem anon!

>>7323181
you're not really pissing me off, I can find it without much trouble
the people you're pissing off are the people that want that image but aren't smart enough to find it for themselves or are simply too lazy to do it themselves, and wait for me to do it for them

or maybe you're not pissing off anyone, I don't know how many people want that image
>>7323201
the original is 929x1050, hope you didn't end up saving some aggregator throw-up image

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>>7323201
I've got a HARD challenge for indexer...

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>>7323217

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>>7323224

>>7323243
Of course a pervert futa-lover like Indexer would have it saved already

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Is this the closest Lapis came to crying in show?

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>>7323201
Is this one good enough?

>>7323266
>implying her tears dont go to her wings

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>>7323260
Of course an absolute faggot and retard would think I'm indexer.

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I want SU to end after the Homeworld invasion.

I imagine there'd be a small rebellious force that would eventually take over, but throughout their introduction and interaction with main cast they'd be shown as a rowdy and unorganized bunch, even cringey. Then, when they finally claim power everything just falters and shuts down. I want Diamond Matriarchy to be absolute and dependant for the Homeworld's survival, and I want to see it almost crumble away because hurrdurr rebels.

THen Steven pulls one of his "I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE" speeches from his ass and saves the day as the inexplicable moral learning happens because Sugarite deems it.

Oh, and if SU doesn't end with the crew self-inserting themselves directly to the story, I'll be disappointed.

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>>7323237
Good

Goodnight then
have fun with this guy >>7323274

>>7323298
You didn't even tell him to kill himself. Of course you're not indexer.

>>7323324
See, THIS guy knows.

>>7323274
Sure

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i think the point of the redesigns is bc we learned what a lapis is used for

>>7323416
Why would Lapis need to be fat to terraform?
Do they not understand that she uses her water powers to do that?

>>7323416
The gloves look fucking stupid get rid of them.

>>7323444
who knows but i beefed up this lapis just a bit bc i want to post this one on tumblr but ima draw a few more pics

>>7323444
She's fat because making her skinny would go against their tumblr indoctrination.

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What do you want to see in the next episode? We know the rubies are are coming back, what do you think will happen with them?

>>7323444
Shes just puffed up with spare water. She either has to be fat or look like inflation fetish art

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What if YS noticed your bulge?

>>7323416
That's cute. I've always had a soft spot for yellow-freckled Lapis

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>>7323298
Only an asseating, saladtossing fruitcake covered in extra mayo would get shitdick on the boardwalk

>>7323416
Omg polkadots

>>7323533
I'd pull down my pants and show him my banana, which he wouldn't like.

>>7323533
I'd compliment him on his excellent eyesight.

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>>7323589
>tfw it's yellow

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I want to cry.

>>7323506
>We know the rubies are are coming back
We don't know that. That could've just been a joke.
There might just be a running gag where every time they go into space, they're in too much of a hurry to pick up the Rubies, and they keep forgetting to pick them up on the way back.

>>7323609
LOL

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>>7323095
I never really posted a lot until after Chille Tid, and I still like /sug/ too but I'm feeling a little burnout.

>>7323136
that says "the bibble"

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>>7323589
What's this?

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>>7323612
Please don't make jokes like that, it sounds just dumb enough that they would actually do it.

>>7323266
I think if Jasper didn't show up in AAS that she would've been close then too. I still think they're saving it for happy tears.

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>>7323623
Not sure how long I'll be away. Maybe a week or more, but I always come back. I can't stay away for too long, of course

>>7323416
i'm fine with freckles, but fuck off with the fucking gloves and bob the builder outfits

>>7323683
I'll be away for longer than you asslord queerbod

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This Rebecca here just came to tell you Steven will be raped at someone point in the series and it will lead to a big story ark.
Ill just let you guess on who's the rapist.

>>7323704
You're being extra spastic today. Glad I'm leaving?

@7323712
You don't deserve a (You)

>>7323653
Don't take advantage of his innocence he is a pure zoomen.

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>>7323712
Rebecca for raping the show with such a retarded plotline.

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>>7323712
Cloud Connie

>>7323712
Ronaldo

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https://twitter.com/Jennifer_Paz/status/745719448812683264

This was tagged homeworld, lasted I checked our ruby wasn't a homeworld gem

>>7323772
Steven isn't either

>>7323772
>Yi enjoys doing Eyeball's voice the most

Steven isn't a HW gem, either, though.

>>7323795
Hes a sleeper agent

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>>7323470
>>7323697
oo its a shame i like them they stay

>>7323826
>lapass

>>7323795
>>7323798
Why would our Ruby be split from Sapphire?

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>>7323683
The most I stayed away was maybe a month or two between that first January bomb to when the Malachite fight leaked, and then after SoS. I'm too into this show to stay away forever.

>>7323826
Sorry about your shit taste.

>>7323735
>he is a pure zoomen

I bet he watched Homeworld Madness on their version of Newgrounds like the naughty boy he is.

>>7323712
Pearl.

>>7323893
you make me cri

>>7323826
Did you draw that? It looks nice.

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>>7323878
>month or two
I could do that, but it'd be tough. My worst mistake was getting as invested into this show as I am, but I feel a certain attachment to /sug/ as well.

>>7323948
i did thank you

>>7323826
They look good when they aren't on a Lapis so fat she might as well be competing with Amethyst to see who can be the better beach ball.

Like that Lapis, got some subtle muscle which looks good.

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Friendly reminder that chui is canon.

>>7323959
You're welcome.

>>7323976
kys

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>>7323795
Oh man how is that not a dumb ass theory that somehow gets taken seriously by retards?
It turns out the Steven we all knew and love was a sleep agent from the very beginning.
and he works with YD too and Peridot and Lapis are sleeper agents as well!

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one for you

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>>7323976
Me choking you is canon

>>7324093
What are you choking her with? ;)

>>7324092
Wonderful! I love it

Well, I finished pokemon moon. Shit

>>7324238
How do you finish a pokemon game?

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>>7324135
Dick and hands

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>>7323952
I found myself crawling back eventually. I don't want to say I'm addicted to it but y'know.

>>7324238
You caught all of the Pokemon, or did you just beat Kukui?

>>7324238
Now play Rune Factory.

>>7324276
Just finished my living dex. All there is left is shiny hunting

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>>7324268
I'm addicted to it, but I've kicked addictions before. So I'm hardly concerned. Besides, this place is fun...for what it's worth.

>>7324300
I've had my eyes on 4

>>7324301
Good luck with that, and congratulations. Last game I completed 100% was Black 2

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This was the last request from /sug/.
Got one request on the archive then I'll take some more.

>>7324259
Good, as how it should be.

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I want Amethyst's old hair back

>>7324307
I like this place most times, but sometimes it gets just a little too dumb. At least the drawfriends are cool.

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>>7324393
Stellar job! Thanks

>>7324407
They are, aren't they? And I already knew what I was getting myself into by visiting /sug/ everyday. So, I can't say it's the memes that are getting boring.

>>7324439
no problem ma man

What Lapis and Peridot robbed you?

>>7324535
i'd ask them to beat me up too

>>7324535
I'd grab a brick and shatter them.

>>7324535
i'd pull out my AK-47 and shoot peridot in the face

>>7324535
I'd pull out my AK-47 and shoot Peridot in the face. Then I'd give Lapis my wallet.

>>7324535
I'd take an AK-47 out from under my hat and blow peridot away with a rat-a-tat-tat

>>7323730
No, but breaks are good. Gimme stumblr or something?

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>>7324562
Good luck, trying to beat Lapis.

GUYS

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>>7324608
UH OH

>>7324535
I'd ask them to rob me of my virginity too

>>7324608
Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow

>>7324586
Yeah you are. Quit lying to yourself.

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>>7324569
>>7324583

>>7324598
There's no water where I live. Lapis can't do shit.

>>7324624
I think this might be fake.

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>>7324646
Lapis will bend the water in your blood and halt its circulation, killing you.

>>7324634
Or not
Whatever anonymous

>>7324661
Lapis isn't smart enough to think of that.

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>>7324661

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>>7324677
praise kek

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>>7324307
It's fun to post my favorite characters and ships and talk to others who like them, but besides that it can be stale. After /sug/ goes to /co/ I'll just ignore it until it returns to /trash/, it'll just be the same shit but with twice the posters.

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>>7324646
Peridot could still fuck you up by using the iron in your blood to create razors and nails inside your body

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>>7324689
RIP, poor anon. He had the piss ripped out of body. SAD! SHAME!

>>7324702
>implying that iron's in a state to do anything of the sort
>implying there's that much in your body

>>7324702
There's only about 4 grams of iron in the human body. Not nearly enough to do any real damage.
Also, Peridot isn't smart enough to think of that.

what if lapis called you the n-word

>>7324739
>>7324733
Good point, That and would Peridot even know that humans have iron in them
probably not

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>>7324646
>>7324702
>>7324733
>>7324739
Peridot will B&E with a variety of heavy and radioactive metals and force feed them to your throat until you die of poisoning.

>>7324772
I'd laugh because she clearly doesn't know what it means, and it's cute that she's incorrectly using a word she just learned.

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No one here actually believes they can win a fight with a gem, right?

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>>7324690
Sounds good. But I'll still be around after nearly everybody returns to /co/. When /trash/ is that dead it can be good for one on one conversations and the like.

>>7324772
That would be rude of her.

>>7324814
Depends on which Gem, to be honest.
I could probably beat Peridot, and maybe Pearl if I'm not wearing a shirt.

>>7324814
give me an A-10 and i'll destroy them all

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>>7324814
Of course not. Anyone who thinks that is just another one of those "I could defeat all of the crystal gems with just a pistol" type of posters.

>pic unrelated

>>7324796
Who would give radioactive metals to a toddler?

>>7324814
I could whip my dick out and confuse them for enough time to escape
>>7324854
Amethyst

>>7324814
>>7324849
>gems are invincible because my head canon says so
Good joke, got any others?

>>7324814
Can I use a gun? If I can use a gun, then maybe I have a chance.

>>7324866
>implying that would stop Garnet

>>7324866
>Amethyst
Huh.
Yeah, you're right.
Never mind, I'm fucked.

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>>7324840
>Thinking you can beat Pearl

>>7324818
Not really

>>7324868
Who needs jokes when we've got you?

>>7324893
>using Ronaldo as a metric of strength
WEW

how does lapis even know what farts are that's the real question

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>>7324868
>thinking anyone on /sug/ actually has a chance against a gem.

>>7324939
haha what if lapis farted on you haha

>>7324947
yeah but does anyone on /sug/ have a chance WITH a gem

>>7324969
No

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>>7324871
>using a gun against a metalbender

>>7324969
Amethyst, maybe

>>7324932
>implying you arent as weak
enough lies

>>7325019
I like Peridot's hands

>>7325019
Good thing I wouldn't need the gun for Peridot.

>>7324969
Jasper seems desperate enough.

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>>7324818
Yeah, I like the comfiness of dead /trash/. I just probably won't go to /co/ if anything.

>>7325019
use a wooden gun

>>7325019
A metal bender that can't even knock over a tin can most of the time. And good luck stopping a shot from a thousand meters out.

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>>7324969
B-but sapphire...

>>7325085
i thought this post started with "as a metal bender,.." and i got really confused at the world for a second there

>>7325074
>not 3D printing your own Liberator

>>7324814
>not driving your murdervan into their heart and then murdercocking them while they're down

might take 9 months but still technically a win

>>7325114
>two titty
>not one or three

get OUT

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>>7325142
I cannot.

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>>7325120
>he's not a metal bender

>>7324814
I have a penis. That's all it takes.

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>>7325070
I always keep the /co/ threads up but I never really post in them. Not a huge fan of that board, you see.

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>>7325171
Good luck, getting any gem to fuck you.

>>7324583
>Down from the heavens
>Descended Rose Quartz

>>7325216
amethysts would probably be real easy

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>>7325142
three you say

>>7325171
but at what cost?

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>>7325288
Huh...

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So, while SU is still on hiatus (especially since the bomb's been difused by the leak), have you faggots started watching any of the new anime this season?

Little Witch Academia's TV series is two episodes in so far, and it's cute as fuck.
Also, already got a Steven Universe reference thrown into the background subtly like the OVAs.

>>7325312
anime is for FAGGOTS i only watch american shows this season like RWBY and voltron

>>7325203
Stupid

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>>7325312
If that's Steven then why dose he have what looks like the diamond symbol rather then the star?

>>7325440
>diamond symbol
>it's a pentagon

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>>7325329
>kys

>>7325426
How badly do you crave attention?

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>>7325312
Other then reading Jojo and getter robo I've just started watching...
I actually have no idea, I know nothing about modern Anime

>>7325288
[approval]

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>>7325440
>why does he have a pentagon on his shirt?
Gee, I wonder.

>>7325440
>dose

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Here's Amethyst

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>>7325440
Is there any real reason for some of Stevens clothing to have Pink Diamonds emblem on it?
Is this foreshadowing for something to come?

>>7325586
Yeah, you being a retard. Oh wait, that's already happened.

>>7325600
*laugh track*

>>7325586
Steven overthrows Homeworld and becomes the new Pink Diamond.

>>7325581
Hey Amethyst, welcome to /trash/

Whats the weirdest, most gross penis you could shapeshift

>>7325312
youjo senki: saga of tanya the evil is pretty based so far, would recommend

behold this fan trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoZcV8nwacg

>>7325586
More reasons for Steven to be Pink Diamond

>>7325656
"reasons"

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>>7325603
Steven doesn't seem like the type who wants ultimate power, he's a leader yes but can he be a diamond? no.

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>>7325203
I understand, I used to prefer them but they've gotten pretty bad once leaks started happening constantly so that now it's 99.9% shitposting.

>>7325586
There is no reason. That was a complete and total coincidence.

t. Matt

i want to hear "i fucking hate niggers so much" in lapis's voice

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>I want to make pearl drink tons of water and then fuck Her right in the belly button.

>>7325312
I only follow DB, One Piece, JoJo, OPM, and Mob Psycho. I still read Berserk but you know how that is.

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>>7325618
I'm basically picking up the three that /a/ seems like they'll be shitposting about the most this season, so
>Youjo Senki
>Kobyashi's Dragon Maid
and
>Little Witch Academia

I still can't understand faggots that want to sexualize the japanese salaryman though.

>>7325688
I'm imagining it as I type this and it's making my dick so hard

>>7325688
Goddamnit I read that in Lapis' voice.

END YOUR LIFEE

>>7325688
Ask Paz to say it for 5 dollars.

>>7325696
>all of a sudden Peridot elbow drops onto Pearl, causing water to violently erupt from both ends while Lapis looks on in amused horror

>>7325677
Steven doesn't want to be a leader, but he'll have to shoulder the burden of responsibility because nobody else could do it.

>>7325699
>I still can't understand faggots that want to sexualize the japanese salaryman though.

never underestimate the power of a true lolicon

>>7325696
At least they gave out a warning about hyper-hydration. got to make sure the kids at home dont die

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Why are the zooman clothes so appealing?

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>>7325613
I don't know anon. I don't think I can beat yours.

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>>7325766
But it's not a true lolicon.
In fact, it's kinda far from it.

Yes, she's got a loli body, but inside she's a fucking middle-aged japanese salaryman.
I just can't get off knowing that fact no matter how many psychotic faces the loli makes.

I'll stick to REAL lolis this season.
By which I mean the 100+ year old dragon in the body of a loli.
At least it's female.

>>7325735
>"Wow! That's cool! Lets try chocolate milk this time."

>>7325824
FELLOWS

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Drawing requests again and watching Harmontown

https://picarto.tv/SUGman

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>>7325803
Ohhhh You

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>>7325678
Yep

>>7325839
Do pearl bloated on water. 'Tis my fetish... :)

>>7325839
lapis farting in sapphire's face

>>7325839
no nsfw or weird fetish stuff please

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>>7325836
HOL UP

>>7325892
this person doesnt know how to draw bodies

>>7325892
COLLEAGUES

>>7325839
Lapis not raping Steven exactly but doing sketchy things e.g. sitting on his lap but from the viewers perspective you can see she's not wearing panties. or being gropey.

that sort of thing

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>>7325883
Draw lapis in a swim suit.

>>7325869
haha seconding

>>7325839
Peridot reaching for Cheesy Chaps on a shelf on her tip toes

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>>7325839
Greg?

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>>7325928
Damn, I was going to request this picture with Peridot and some Chaps. Now it will just seem weird having two like that.

>>7325839
Lion wearing scuba fins

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Guys...

I think I wanna fuck the bug

>>7325958
That seems reasonable.

>>7325892
>that one anon who thought they were very perky tits

>>7325958
I want her to succ me

>>7325945
Weird? Man just request it and the artist will pick what he wants :D

>>7325958
la la la la my oh my
look at anon too shy
he ain't gonna fuck the bug

>>7325913
second

love me some lapiven

>>7325958
dont fuck the bug

>>7325869
thirding haha lol

>>7325987
you will never get the succ