/sug/ - Steven Universe General Xeno Gems edition Last Thr

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>>7313420
what is HAPPENING?

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Gems should stay fresh

I really hope they're quick about announcing the dates for new episodes after the bomb

>>7313451
QT

>>7313460
They won't be.

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>>7313463
I'll ship want I want.

>>7313479
QT

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god damn can Zone get on-model

>>7313490

We still need the full picture.

>>7313479
You can ship whatever you want in Mexico.
Here in America, we only ship Jaspis, Rupphire, Lapithyst, Jaspidot, and Homeworld OT3.

>>7313490
>tfw a porn artist does the storyboarders' job better than the actual storyboarders

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>>7313516
>any of those horrid yet bland ships
>any poly shit

>>7313535
All of those ships have birds.
Birds, for fuck's sake.
When even God ships a ship, you know it's patrician.

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>>7313516
Lapithyst is good, I just prefer lapidot.

>>7313549
cute

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>>7313549
Oh, hey, look.
Lapidot has a bird, too.

>>7313549
UPROOTED

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>>7313561
Baby birds are cute.
>>7313562
I've been shipping it since warp tour. I'm not going to stop now.

>>7313588
stay strong, cutie

>>7313588
>shipping it since warp tour
W-why?

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Posting for underlying mommy issues.

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>>7313615
I thought they looked cute together and they were the only two homeworld gems at the time, so it just seemed natural to ship them together.

>>7313733
would she?

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>>7313733

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>>7313769
No, but she'll secretly want to.

>>7313733
would much rather have Jasper in the cast than Lapis desu

>>7313647
And Peridot becoming a child didn't change your mind?

>>7313787
Same. I don't even like Jasper, but I like Lapis even less.
I'd be much happier with one of the Rubies or Amethysts, but at least Jasper isn't Lapis.

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>>7313839
I don't really see her as a kid.

>>7313873
she was back when she was good

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I wanna kiss that cook.

>>7314010
What if her food is bad though?

>>7314054
So's mine, it's fine.

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SHES NOT THE SHORTEST

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Latin Amethysts?

>>7314110
Hey where's skinny? They kept Carnilean, but not skinny Jasper?

>>7314110
>turning gems into shitty lame sub-species humans

hate this meme

>>7314138
>Being from a board that gets laughed at almost as much as /mlp/

Don't do this to yourself Anon, I know you're better than this.

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>>7313490

>>7314110
So why aren't they all pregnant?

>>7314156
I'll never be shamed out of loving superior xeno waifus

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>>7314110

>>7314156
what does this post even mean

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Would you play Road Killer if they got Pearl to be a disapproving announcer?

If you got a high enough score she'd compliment you too.

>>7314292
Is she urging me to drive safely or urging me to be a road warrior?

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>>7314300
The former until you get a lot of points then she goes rebel bad gem mode.

>>7314318
I accept. I have dreamed of the day Pearl would be a backseat driver to me.

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>>7314331
>SLOW DOWN ANON, I DON'T OLD HUMANS ARE ABLE TO SURVIVE A CAR!

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>>7314318
am i missing something? bicthing?

>>7314279
He's disregarding your opinion based on absolutely nothing.

>>7314344
Drawendo isn't the best speller. It's fine.

>>7314331
What if you were driving with Pearl, and you accidentally grabbed her 18 inch cock instead of the gearstick?

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>>7314364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

>>7314364
Shift her into fifth gear and floor it.

>>7314364
I would be confused, because my waifu does not have a penis she has a vagina.

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>>7314426
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this...

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that one woman that played merideth on the office is gonna be on su????

>>7314467
cant fit a character to hey voice, someone from homeworld maybe?
also, who are the 2 guys next to zach?

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>thanks for adopting me, anon! Oops, I mean dad!

Jasper fucking the Lapphire fusion when?

>>7314573
I'd take her to see films once a week,, and spoil the shit out of her.

I want to be a dad.

>>7314610
everyone would want to be a dad if kids started existing at age 6, its the years before that that are hard

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>>7314331
>Oh anon look it's Ronaldo! I remember the time he hurt Steven!
>Floor it.

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>>7310633
kill yourself

>>7314651
But his whole family is with him

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>>7312371
kill yourself

>>7314642
Does everyone in thread, want to be a father to a gem? It would... Oddly explain quite a lot.

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>>7313388
kill yourself

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>>7314684
Did I stutter?

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I fucking hate you /sug/

>>7314684
>>7314731
I'd floor it on all the humans of beach city, they're all terrible people.

>>7314764
Save the mayor though. He's cool. He has great taste in gems.

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>>7314763
Meh, that's fair.

>>7314110
>>7314200
at laest they didn't tag it as steven universe, glad they're taking the hint

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>>7314573
kill yourself retard

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Love you /sug/
>>7314763
What has you in such a bad mood anon?

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>>7314764
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END, AND YOU HAD FIFTH TEEN MINUTES TO SPEND WITH ME OR YOUR FRIENDS?

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>please dont forget about Her
what did he mean by this?

>>7314879
dat ass

>>7314879
When she is un-corupted she will be bait for all of the Chocolate lovers.

>>7314884
Idk man. I don't even know where I'd put it in her.

>>7313490
someone needs to leak the full

>>7314908
>remove bodysuit
>access genital

2easy

>>7313500
zone-archive.com good luck getting it.

>>7314879
moar centi

>>7315027
but WHERE is the genital?

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>>7314851
I hate you the most.. [spoiler]brother[/spoiler]

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:3c

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DED

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Give me pictures of Meep Meep.

>>7315707
Would you fuck your young self?

>>7315723
time travel

>>7315731
that didn't answer the question

>>7315707
I want Steven to walk in on his dad, a full murdercock inches in himself.

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>>7315507
>riding a creature that makes those noises whenever they get mad

I'd rather not be deafened whenever it doesn't like me feeding it some squirrel or whatever it eats.

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>>7314851
Love you too, weird dog.

>>7315507
BAD ASS

shut up

>>7315880
what you want a crack at me, boy?

>>7315893
I will fuck you UP

>>7315893
>>7315958
jeez get a room you 2

>>7316052
you're one to talk you chubby little queer

dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgw_RD_1_5I

>>7316282
dumb starposter

>Want to write a short greentext.
>Barely anyone in this thread.
>Will get minimum to no (you).

Such is the life of a cunt.

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How would you handle this situation?

>>7316348
do I get whale-sized tits or is Lapis in front of me with whale-sized tits? If it's the latter I'd be overjoyed

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>>7316363
They could burst any moment now.

>>7316413
can I call Lapis sugar tits?

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>>7316452
I'm sure she's fine with that
She's a bit sensitive about her flatness so she's willing to take it to extremes.

>>7316507
>pearl gets jealous as Steven stares.

I'd like to imagine that Pink Diamond had an almost voyeuristic fascination with other gems relationships.

Like she would always try and put the other diamonds in these "heated" situations to see if it would bloom into a romantic attraction.

new episodes when

>>7316586
2023

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>>7316316
Write it down now and repost it at night then
I mean day
Wherever you fucking live I mean, when the thread gets reanimated

>>7314713
nah, kids suck

>>7314713
I fucking hate kids

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>>7316536
She has to step it up.

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It's not fair, every night I come home to a dead thread while in the morning /sug/ peaks when I'm at the office.

>>7316691
>lapisfag
Good, we have enough of your kind already.

>>7316691
such is life for non-americunts

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>>7316702
don't (You) know /sug/ is 70% Lapisfags
just like how 70% of the Earth's surface is covered with water and the the human body is 70% water

>>7316720
are you american?
I'm not

>>7316722
>/sug/ is 70% Lapisfags
Where are the proofs at, Lappy
Gimme the proofs
An old Strawpoll will work

>>7316728
me neither

>>7316736
>>7316728
I'm not either
So where are you all from?

>>7316750
Land of Many Shekels

>Steven blushes as he stops by a rubber, his bladder aching.
>Lapis spots this, and moves behind him, Steven blushes and tries to resist at first but Lapis has him under control.
>She pulls down his zip, and rumanges around untill she finds his member
She grips it firmly in her delicate blue hand, making Steven blush.
>She pulls it out of his pants and gives him a reasureing smile as she aims it into the river and tells him to go.

>>7316768
Only reason you're getting this (You) is to tell you to kys

>>7316766
Oh
I am from Cockroachistan

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So who´s watching the inauguration here? I'm so fucking hyped right now

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>>7316768
ech

>>7316788
you think Sugar will take a jab at trump in her show?

>>7316798
nah
by the time it airs on TV, it is going to be too late to make a point

>>7316815
No, I mean in a future episode. He will be president for 4 years, and I don't think SU will be cancelled in the near future.

>>7316825
Nah, jews love Trump

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well goodnight

>>7316853
Don't wake up

>>7316862
I will

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>>7316853
>Going to sleep just before the inauguration

You'll miss all the good stuff

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Do you think Zuke got fired because she's not into shota like Rebecca is?
Rebecca kicked her ass out of the show so she could get back to building Stevens gem harem.

>>7316825
I mean that whatever she makes, it is going to be pretty outdated. So no specific accusation can be thrown. Maybe a little joke tho, like Major Dewey saying that he wants to build a wall to specify CG's base perimeter or some shit.
And I haven't noticed any humor about modern politics in SU. Could be me watching trough my ass.
She probably won't jinx it with putting a Trump shittery in there - it would seem out of context.

>>7316881
I'm not sure if Steven would have a harem. He seems a little to much of a good little submissivd slut, rather than a harem leader.

I mean he's going to be fusion raped by every gem in town soon.

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>>7316853
>sleeping
>ever

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>>7316925
Not sleeping enough is bad for your health
You stop getting any satisfication, start feeling like shit, thinking blurs, you get exhausted like after a brawl even while just sitting o your ass and even the actual sleeping starts to feel shitty
Trust me, I deprived me sleep chronically and now my eyes look like picrelated
Sleep well, anon, and dont forget to look slightly above the center

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>>7316960
how do i sleep whenever i want?

i honestly cant sleep till i tire myself or just gets really exhausted

>>7317007
that face is escaping to the side

>>7317007
by going to sleep

>>7317007
I heard there was that thing called autogenic training
You lie down, feel your arms heavy and then just watch how your body is going to sleep (by relaxing muscles thus making them feel heavy and pumping fresh blood through them thus makin them feel warm) while remaining conscious.
I've been trying it for a short while, learned to relax my hands whenever I want. It is really useful for me because my wrists are thin and my hands would get cold really fast.
So that's it - feel heavy (place you hand on the bed slowly to feel its heaviness) and just watch

>Donald Trump is now President of the US

>>7317046
We did it, Reddit!

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>>7317046
>*Big Daddy Don is now President of the US

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>>7317046
Get Ready

>>7317060
Isn't Trump a Lapisfag?

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>>7317060
>HERE WE ARE

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>>7317046

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>>7317065
Trump is into Lapieven he knows what a true good ship is.

>>7317030
thanks for the suggestion friend

i will try it out soon

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>>7317088
ayy

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>>7317046
Oh, we're really in for it now...

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>>7317088

>>7317088
>Delusion

>>7317104
Yep, an end of eight shitty years.

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>>7317088

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>>7317088
>"Lapidot, let me tell you folks, Lapidot is a mess. It's pathetic. Our country needs a good, strong ship with deep emotional connections, not stupid memes."
>"Oh, and Zuke?"
>"You´re fired."

H O U R
O F
A C T I O N

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>Always be told to never live in Arizona or any of the border states because I'm Puerto Rican
>Down there patrols would see darker skin and immediately assume I'm not a citizen
>Chance to get arrested just for not carrying papers that I don't need cause I'm a citizen
>mfw this might happen everywhere now.

>>7317007
It took me a while but I eventually managed to find my personal perfect conditions for sleeping well. There's obviously no point in sharing my personal preferences, but I do think everyone has their own preferences for a good night's rest. You just need to figure out what works for you best

>>7317141
You seem to be a bit confused and lost. Allow me to point you in the right direction: https://www.tumblr.com/

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>>7317118
kill yourself

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>>7317125
>Zuke is a mess, Zuke is the weakest member of the crewvervse, she is so weak...its laughable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

anyone have a source on that vampearl/fang pearl pic that i apparently forgot to save but im pretty sure you'll know with one im talking about

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HUGE TITS

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>>7317180
tiddies?

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>>7317118
Do you think Lapis likes the smell of Stevens strawberry smell hair?

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>>7317150
>Express legitimate concerns that are actually commonly ignored by tumblr snowflakes
>"Hurr go to tumblr"

Come on, nigga. That wasn't nearly as clever as you thought it was.

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>>7317179
???????

>>7317195
>legitimate concerns

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>>7317180
>>7317186

Which gem will give Steven the best tit fuck?

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>>7317191
she loves everything about him

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>>7317179

>>7317203
thats not the one its more stylized

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>>7317208
>not an argument

That explains everything in one post.

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>>7317180
HUGE DICK

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Do you like a Steven?

>>7317223
>da big bad boogieman out to get me
Also not an argument. Boop [-]

>>7317223
>>>/t/umblr

>>7317213
Amethyst

>>7317228
Not really, no.

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>>7317228
steven is for love

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Reminder that Peridot is just a practice fuck for Lapis's main goal, Steven.

>>7317224
oh man that fucking hand is so bad I can't even see the dick

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>>7317228
He's great.

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Today is Trump's inauguration and my birthday, what a day.

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>>7317255
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANON

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>>7317088
>>7317099
>>7317154
N O T
C A N O N

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>>7317259
thanks

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>>7317243
Why do you even watch the show if not for best boy?

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>>7317248
I wonder how Peridot would react to huge bara Steven.

>>7317272
The other characters, the story and the premise in general. If I watched this show for Steven I would have dropped it after episode two or three.

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>>7317265
we all know connie is just stevens side chick

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>>7317286
Das riiiiiiiiiiiite

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>>7317281
this

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>>7317286
D E L U S I O N A L

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>>7317141
Don't worry man, it's always better than you expect

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>>7317248
>big guy

How good is sex /sug/?

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Post more trump gems

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>>7317295
just embrace it my guy

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>>7317312
It's nice.

>>7317324
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

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I'd be more okay with Trump as the President if he ships Lapiven.

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>>7317316
>HIGH
HIGH
>HIGH
HIGH
>HIGH
HIGH
>HIGH
HIGH
>HIGH
HIGH

>ENERGY

>>7317312
It depends

>>7317312
If it is with someone you love or something it is great, hookers you might as well just watch porn with a warm cloth

>>7317312
It's better if you're with someone you like.

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>>7317180
I WANNA DRINK THEM

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>Steven shook his head rapidly as he was stationary on the carpet in front of his TV.
>He controller hit the carpet with a *clunk* as he rested his hands on his temple
>”What’s wrong with me?”
>Steven couldn’t seem to shake the thought of Jasper from his head, it was firmly lodged in there, like a fox trapped in a snare.
>His mind ran circles around his wishes, as the thought of Jasper was burnt into his consciousness.
>Her beautiful white hair, so thick and full. The uncombed, messy nature of it, just made it all the more attractive to Steven.
>Her stripes, that may or may not wrap around her entire form were so… lovable to the hybrid, they contrasted nicely, draped across her golden brown skin. Like caramel over a fine dessert.
>Her voice, as coarse as sandpaper, but yet at the same time, like an angelic chorus to Steven’s ears.
>Finally her golden eyes, that gave off a warm glow in the dark reminded Steven of the stars that shone above Beach City at night. They were the perfect finisher to such a perfect quartz.
>Just thinking about her, made Steven all warm and fuzzy around his heart. However at the same time it gave him butterflies in his chest.
>She had tried to kill him, the Gems, Connie and Greg. Not to mention the wicked and despicable things she had done to Lapis
>Why was he having such… rosy and bright thoughts about her?
>Why was he enjoying, thinking about her as well?
>steven got up, he needed help… He also knew just the gem to help him.

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>>7317331
>And I can tell the American People as of today that without a shred of a doubt Lapiven is cannon.
>There is no ship more pure and American then Lapiven.
>and with this ship we will make SU great again!

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>>7317374

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post sleepy people to help me sleep

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>>7317385

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>>7317331
>"What happened to Lapiven? You go to /sug/ and you don´t see the ship 'Lapiven', it says 'Jaspis', all over, I say, where's Lapiven?"
>"I tell my son, don´t go to those threads, I wanna see Lapiven. I wanna see Lapiven!"

>>7317377
Fuck cloud her in roses room Steven, get it out of your system!

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>>7317374

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>>7317392
>trump hates jaspis
>tfw

>>7317377
disgusting. thank goodness for the hide option

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>>7317404
Neat, saved

>>7317213
Amethyst is the only one who actually has tits

Probably has experience too

>>7317431
>Lapis hid behind a bush.
>She looked on as Steven was busy trying to work out in his efforts to lose weight.
>She took out her camera and took a bunch of pictures.
>"Yeah that's it, strut your stuff Steven."

>>7317382
>"But Pearl, we're in the middle of a grass field, there's no beach here!"
>"Not to worry Steven, Lapis will take care of the water and I'll take care of the sand"
>"Wow Pearl, do you have sand powers too?!" Steven asked in wonderment
>"Not exactly Steven. Now, stand aside as I adjust the crotch of my swimsui-"
>Anything Pearl said after that was drowned out by the sound of a sandstorm suddenly erupting from Pearls suddenly exposed pale snatch
>After a few minutes, the sand settled and the Gem's heads began comically popping out of the sand to take in the beautiful artificial beach
>"Wow Pearl, I guess what Amethyst said about you having sand in your vagina was true after all!"
>Pearl does not reply, instead merely planting an angry grimace on her face as Steven runs off to play in the sand

>>7317449
I chuckled, here is your (you)

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>>7317448
Why is Lapis such a sicko? Who could even stop her?

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>>7317316

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>>7317466
There's only one fusion who can protect Steven from all these sick rapists.

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I feel retarded because I only just realized that the faces of the townies in Rose's Room were their distance models because the room was trying to save on resources by producing simplified versions of them.

>>7317481
Garnet/Lapis therapy sessions when?

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>>7317377
“YOU WHAT?!”
>Steven regretted telling Amethyst instantly.
>He felt her hands rest on his shoulders, as she looked almost into his soul with her piercing purple eyes.
“She tried to kill all of us, Steven and you’ve fallen in… Oh, oh I get it. Funny Prank Ste-man”
>Amethyst awkwardly chuckled, as she looked around the room
“It’s not a prank, Amethyst.”, Amethyst could barely hear Steven, as he said it under his breath.
>His face was almost matching Jasper’s red stripes as he blushed.
“Okay, stay here Ste-man… I’ll get Pearl and we can take you to the hospital, you must have hit your head. REALLY hard.”
>Steven felt something in him, start to bend and flex. Whatever was inside of him was brittle
>”It’s okay… You’re young and stupid, I remember when I came out of the ground too. It will pass, Steven.”
>”WHY DON’T YOU GIVE HER A CHANCE?”
>Steven shouted at Amethyst, causing her to move back, startled.
>”She’s not that bad… I think, once you get to know her.” confidence seemed to escape Steven as he stuttered his sentence.
>Still a rich shade of red, Steven turned to the door and walked away.

>>7317481
>Thanks to future vision Garnet can see at all times senerios where every gem, including herself molest steven

>>7317488
>Garnet: Lapis stop trying to rape Steven or ill put your ass back in the mirror.
>Lapis: Just try to stop me bitch, Stevens sweet boy pussy is mine.

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>>7317485

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>>7317485

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>>7317481
garnet is all talk she never does shit, steven has already been raped by the other gems at least 4 times, each.

Post mind break senarios

>>7317516
>Garnet: Lol, kys, blue emo
>Lapis: Lol, k

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>>7317481
She can try.

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What's /sug/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTCvsdfb-Ks

Any other musician-fags here?

Are the Crewniverse going to be sent to camps now?

>>7317553
I hope so, then maybe Sugar will hire some people with actual talent.

>>7317525
maybe stevens 2 and 4 have, but steven prime is untouched

>>7317553
only the degenerates

DEUS VULT

>>7317553
yes, kiss SU goodbye

>>7317481
By raping her himself! Genius!

>>7317544
>Steven is backed into a corner with just his shield.
>Jasper, Peridot, Lapis, Pearl, Garnet and Ammy have all joined forces to forcefully take his virginity.

>>7317553
They tried to send Amber, but all she did was get stuck in the entrance. THIS IS WHY AMBER GOT FAT, SHE SAW IT ALL COMING! SU IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT!

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>>7316880
Truly the woman we need

>>7317549
my depressed thoughts echoing in my head

Jesus there's a lot of SU pics on /pol/ right now

>>7317549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fRdfVIOr4

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>>7317549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg

>>7317549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iimU_XvA2us

>>7317592
Nice try

>>7317583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSefgWp3Jg

Got just the thing for you

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>>7317410
Everyone with an iota of taste hates Jaspis

>>7317607
it's true tho

I was in the inauguration thread and surprised by how many gemposters were there

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>>7317579

>>7317592
>those Philippine and Chilean Lapisposters from the inauguration thread

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>>7317620
UGH

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So how will Amber react to the inauguration? Will she leave the country, kill herself (bigly recommended) or just throw another bitch-fit like a spoiled child?

>>7317630
desu the trump thread is now part /sug/ at this point.

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>>7317549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOzkY6s3GYY

>>7317639
man I know Jasper is a degenerate but do you think she's into "gift-giving"

(for those not in the know, the deliberate spreading of HIV/AIDS, sometimes to unknowing or unconsenting partners)

>>7317651
I saw a Periposter joke about Bernie still getting elected, too. /pol/ has more gemfags hiding within it then one would think.

>>7317661
HOMEWORLD GEMS SHOULD BE GASSED

RACE WAR NOW!!!

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>>7317630
Not a Lapisfag.
I just collect meekfaces.

>>7317649
>just throw another bitch-fit like a spoiled child?
As much as I'd love the other options we all know this is what she's going to do.

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>>7317675
Grade-A hobby

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>>7317661
And you don't even know how many sleeper agents /mlp/ has there.

Which Gemcock is Steven's favourite?

>>7317675
delete your life

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>>7317661
Speaking of Bernie...

>>7317699
Dogsper's

>>7317699
His own, as large as his father's murdercock and as hard as his mother´s gem

>>7317660
Do you think Ocean Jasper secretly loved the short time that her and Jasper were fused together?

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>>7317294
kill yourself

>>7317724
Does Steven start to wank in front of Pearl, ever time she gets out of order?

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>>7317827
You know he does.

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>>7317837
>"You!"
>"You have the power of Rose Quartz!"

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>>7317328
kill yourself

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>>7317385
kill yourself

>>7317864
bruh you got the source on that pearl fang pic

>>7317660
I refuse to believe there are people callous enough, to do this.

>>7317895
you'd be surprised

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>>7317895
ahaha

>>7317895
>he actually thinks people wouldn't do something that fucked up

>>7317614
huh, surprisingly good

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>>7317883
you gotta be a tad more specific than that
if you're referring to good old ooo11, that's the black and white pointy pearl with fangs, that's the name of the tumblr
If you're thinking of >>7317219 you can just GRIS it, it leads to a bunch of hits on deviantart
if you want >>7317203 then good luck, because it got reposted in a stupid images collection on tumblr and that's all the hits you're gonna get it from, so for whatever reason google decides to honor the robots.txt settings of tumblr blogs, even when they're literally malformed
still, I would guess it's from some chingchong korean of the bunch, reminds me of nyong_choi but I'm too lazy to check if it is

Now back to videogames

>>7317938
thnx bro

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>>7317959
thanks to you
today has been fucking boring compared to the last 3 days or so, it's good to keep myself busy with something less stressing like looking at images on the internet

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>>7317895

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>>7317854

>>7318049
thanks

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>>7318049

>>7318140
This reminds me: Has anyone here ever tried breathplay before? And if so, is it worth the risk?

is amber okay?

>>7318226
I don't know, is she?

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>/sug/ will be even more dead after Trump is inaugurated and all the gays are put in camps
i'll miss you guys

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Is there Anyone who can resist the allure of dirty, filthy, animalistic fusion?

>>7318194
its not risky if you know what youre doing you need a partner that learns how to properly practice breathplay

>>7318247
Jasperfag posts will cease. I always mocked you, but I'll be very sad to see them go.

>>7314439
Not canon nless Sugarmama say so, BTFO.