/sug/ - Steven Universe General Lapisfags Edition Last Thr

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>>7304206

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PERIDOC

Lapidirts should kill themselves.

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post more skinny im desperate

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Gems should cuddle with hybrids.

>>7304243
Can we have cute Steven posts?

>>7304237
No

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>>7304243
I want the gems to be arrested for child rape.

I can't wait until the lapisfag uprising.

The first ones we should kill are the Jasperfags.

>>7304276
kys

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>>7304275
No problem

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>>7304275
Sure.

>>7304295
No

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>>7304287
Can't say if the autism of Lapisfags can match the Freaks one.

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ITT:Gems in zooman clothes

>>7304297
>Coyo
Top tier taste

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lapiven

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>>7304319
sorry, wrong pic.

Lapphire fusion teasing Jasper and then being fucked when?

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>>7304325
Yes

BUT WHAT IF HIS PENIS GETS IN THE WAY

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>>7304383
it will

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>>7304371
It will never happen but how would you react if Lapis kissed Steven?
On the lips a full on kiss.

How do you think everyone mostly /sug/ would react?

>>7304383
>>7304393

You guuuyyss... Staawp

>>7304393
Hot.

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Gems should have body pillows
>>7304243
You're not me.

>>7304442
>>7304243
One you is an evil twin.

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>>7304418
I'd probably first think of them (Crewniverse) as madmen, then I'd absolutely revel in the reactions and fanart from people.

I've got a mutual who loathes StevenxGem ships with all of his very being, it'd be hilarious to see how he reacts. He's already in denial that Steven also got married in Gem Harvest.

>>7304442
>>7304243
I don't know who to shoot!

>>7304418
There would be alot more Lapiven /ss/

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>>7304476
The lapidirt, always and forever.

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>>7304442
Implying they dont both have a Steven body pillow.

>>7304476
Both of them, just to be on the safe side.

>>7304469
>Steven also got married in Gem Harvest.
wat

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What happens if we find out Pink Diamond isn't all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?

What happens if we find out, that is White?

>>7304490
And some autism as well:
>Steven, it's a shield
Why did she say "a shield" instead of something like "her shield"? This implies there's something different about his shield from Rose's, which we've seen isn't the case. If she was simply surprised that he inherited his mother's shield and didn't create a new weapon then "her shield" would have been more appropriate.

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>>7304563
It is Stevens destiny to become WDs new "Pearl"

>>7304554
You know that "Let's all get married!" part? Yeah, this mutual of mine refuses to acknowledge Steven also got married to all of them simply because he absolutely hates any ships with Steven that isn't with Connie.

>>7304563
What if Steven and White Diamond fall in love, and that's how the conflict between the Crystal Gems and Homeworld ends?

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>>7303396
kill yourself

>>7304569
>This implies there's something different about his shield from Rose's
Yeah, one belongs to Steven and the other belongs to Rose. Pearl said "a shield" because it's Steven's shield, not Rose's shield.

>>7304632
>the other
There is no "the other" because it's literally the same shield.

>>7304626
Pearl has her "son" stolen by her old master.

J U S T

>>7304580
Can we have a writefag on this?

>>7304597
>he absolutely hates any ships with Steven that isn't with Connie.
I don't know how can you be friends with someone with such shit taste

>>7304657
Visually and in the way that it functions (so far), yes. But otherwise, no, Steven's shield is more of a "copy" from Rose's shield.

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>gurren lagann does a crossover with SU

what happens ?

>>7304680
I never said friend, only mutual.

Funnily enough, we've got mutual friends who both love LapisxSteven and one of them also loves PearlxSteven, and he's completely fine with their ships. But he's not fine with mine.

>>7304707
So that guy is fine with PearlxSteven. but no Lapis?

>>7304569
Considering it was the first episode I wouldn't be surprised if rose didn't originally have the shield.

When was the first time the shield was shown/mentioned as also belonging to rose? the test?

>>7304720
No he's fine when those mutual friends ship LapisxSteven and PearlxSteven, but he's not fine when I ship them and many more ships.

>>7304683
It's not really a copy if a gem's weapon is a manifestation from their gem. It would still be the same shield, even if the form around the gem is different. A change in ownership doesn't change the property of something.

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>>7303464
kill yourself

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>>7303472
kill yourself

>>7304738
That would be if the ownership of the weapon didn't tie in with the identity that the Gem currently carries (it used to carry Rose's identity, now it carries Steven's). We don't know if it does or doesn't, and we probably never will considering Steven's the only one who have made a Gemstone change the identity it's carrying.

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>>7303480
kill yourself

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Has Steven ever called any of the gems mum?

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>>7303481
kill yourself

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>>7303727
kill yourself

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>>7304242
kill yourself

>>7304736
What ship isn't he fine with?

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Finally, she molests him.

>>7304735
>When was the first time the shield was shown/mentioned as also belonging to rose? the test?
I think so. I still think they had at least a basic idea of where they wanted things to go for the first season, or at least I want to believe they did.

>>7304785
We still don't know if Steven's form comes from the gem itself or if the gem is just capable of manipulating his form like the gem shards in Frybo. If it's the former then what you say is true, if it's the latter then the gem itself carries the same identity. It would be interesting to find this out before the series ends.

>>7304822
Anything StevenxGem when I ship it, with the exception of LapisxSteven and PearlxSteven but only when those two friends ship it.

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>SU was supposed to be on earlier today
>It was the Chipmunks movie instead
Eat shit CN

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>>7304808
I missed you, how have you been indexer?

>>7304856
>friends ship
Then it's not a ship, you absolute retard.

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Diamond fusion when?

>>7304838
>if it's the latter then the gem itself carries the same identity
And that would mean that Steven is actually Rose and not, you know, Steven.
I very much prefer to think that the old identity of the Gemstone (Rose) was deleted to make space for the new identity (Steven), like deleting a big file on a harddrive to make room for a brand new big file.
>>7304900
You're misunderstanding me. Those two friends of ours do ship LapisxSteven and PearlxSteven romantically, one of them ships both sexually too.
I never meant to say that those two friends of ours ship LapisxSteven and PearlxSteven platonically.

>>7304926
So he doesn't hate StevenXGem, he just hates you.

>>7304926
>And that would mean that Steven is actually Rose and not, you know, Steven.
I don't really think of it that way. What I'm saying is that his identity would come from his biological mind and the gem would just be another part of him, but not necessarily who he is.

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Really sick right now lads, please post Lapis to ease my pain

>>7304978
Oh no, he does very much hate those ships, only much less so with two of them but only if those ships are being shipped by the two friends we both have.

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>>7304994
here's a lpis

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>>7304789
>Connie seeing Peal as a surrogate mother
>Peal taking becoming comfortable of the human idea of a mother
I never knew I wanted this

>>7304917
When the Diamonds learn of that ungodly shota the Crystal Gems have.

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>>7304917
kill yourself

>>7304990
I think his identity would come from either mostly the new one formed with the Gemstone and then the rest is developed through the biological mind (Human's ability to grow) or the identity comes from both the Gemstone and the mind, to drive home how inseparable Steven is from his Gemstone and how much of a part of him it is.

>>7304892
busy
still am

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>>7304994

>>7305073
I lost track of what side you're on, but saying Steven has Rose's shield is the same as saying he has her eyes or something.
It's not literally hers, but he inherited it from her. It belongs to him, but it originally came from her and can be identified as hers.

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>>7304994
Hope you feel better, anon

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>>7305074
I'm still curious about that, what have you been doing, brother?

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>>7304994

>>7305073
>drive home how inseparable Steven is from his Gemstone and how much of a part of him it is
That would be interesting and would certainly prevent any cheap copouts at the end where Rose is able to come back and still have Steven exist. It would ruin Pearl's entire development over the course of the series.

>write a story
>throw it away

>people unironcially believe Steven and Lapis are sexually attracted to one another
Why does this show attract actual, literal, totally not metaphorical mentally handicapped individuals?

>>7305179
I don't know, what drew you to this show?

>>7305179
Why don't you ask yourself?

>>7305178
>Write a story
>Post it
>Feel like its a piece of shit.

>>7305188
Pearl suffering.

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>>7305252
But she's not suffering anymore with her husband at her side.

>>7305252
I remember someone here in /sug/ posting

"Pearl, who secretly wishes Steven were dead has to bottle her emotions up, because she knows that he doesn't deserve that."

No single post, has ever made me feel worse.

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>>7305179
>Why have fanbases done what they've always done for generations
There are things you just gotta learn to accept.

>>7305282
You shippers have some bad wiring.

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>>7304679
>Steven was sleeping and in his dreamless sleep he could hear voices call to him "Steven please wake up this is not you she's lying! you have to wake up!
>She sat up sweat ran down his forehead and he was short of breath.
>But then he looked around his environment to see he was safe and sound in his home right ontop of his Diamonds comfy lap.
>White Diamond looked down at Steven.
>"Are you ok my Steven? you were resting so peaceful only a while ago but you seem so flustered all of sudden is everything aright?
>Steven said "Yeah..yeah I'm fine my Diamond it was just a bad dream as all."
>White Diamond smiled and picked up the small Hybrid in her massive hand and lifted him to her face.
>Steven hugged her cheek for comfort.
>"You know theirs nothing to be afraid of my Steven you will always be safe and happy here with me, that's the way its always been and how always will be."
>Steven smiled happily "Yes I'm glad I have you my Diamond your all I need in the universe."
>White Diamond said "How did I make such a perfect gem as you Steven."
>Steven yawned and rubbed his eyes.
>White Diamond said "You still look tired my sweet Steven, you go back to sleep and ill watch over you to make sure you dont get anymore bad dreams."
>Steven did just that and curled up on her huge lap like a house cat sleeping peacefully.
>White Diamond looked at a hologram screen that showed The Crystal Gems trying to communicate to Steven in his sleep to break her mind control.
>White Diamond grinned evilly "I wont allow you to take my loyal Steven away he's mine now and you can all just shatter for all I care."
>She then called for a group of quartz to go deal with those pests.
>All the while she gently stroked Stevens hair making him smile in his sleep.

>>7305347
This is good, thank you.

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>>7304994
I want to visit a diamond pleasure tent and see Lapis there. Then do things with her.

>>7305392
Why do they always got to ruin a good image by adding a penis to it?

>>7305392
ew

Since BD was revealed to look like a droopy waif, I can't wait to see how WD's appearance will subvert expectations

>>7305423
it's just ronaldo

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>>7305423
Fuck your coach nigger BD is god tire design.

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>>7305423
Yellow Diamond's first appearance was as a meme giraffe and her second one helped fix that. Plus she didn't look that bad when she started getting serious so there's still hope for her.

>>7305441
I think she's cuter with the hood on so we can't see her hideously misshapen head

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this thread lacks cute
someone post cute

>>7305392
>CL

>>7305441
I'm not dissing the design, I love it. She's just droopier and more waifish than I was expecting

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>>7305475

>>7305347
Poor Steven.

>>7305494
kill yourself

>>7305494
What the fuck dude
That's gross

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>>7305475

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What was the point of this episode and this weird ass character

Was there homo-erotic undertones that I was not picking up on?

>>7305494
>BM

>>7305515
>What was the point of this episode
Filler

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>>7305475

>>7305523
filler episodes fuel SU

>>7305494
>That head turn on Lapis
>"But they are gems!"

No excuse.

>>7305347
Write more, please.

>>7305532
They pad it, they don't fuel it.

>>7305347
stop writing you fucking failure

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When will Steven add Jasper to his wife collection?

>>7305534
Fuck you it looks fine, you're being overly critical because you don't like the ship.

Here are the facts. This image contains:
- The two best characters
- in the best ship
- drawn by one of the best SU artists.

It's a winning combination in my book any day of the week.

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>>7305475
kay

>>7305551
season 4 a finale
season 4 b finale will have greg dying
pottery

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The thought of Pink Diamond being motherly to Steven and telling him everything he wants to know about gem-kind. Whilst the Crystal Gems try and break Steven away from her makes me happy.

>>7305553
>Here are the facts. This image contains:
>- The two best characters
>- in the best ship
>- drawn by one of the best SU artists.

BM, please end your life any moment now.

>>7305567
Jasper pls

>>7305553
no the head tur looks weird and the airstyle is mediocre

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>>7305553
Shut up.

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Might as well contribute

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>>7305515
This character reminds me of a puzzle

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>>7305567

Will they ever show a flashback of Pink Diamond?
Do you think they will fuck up her design/character?
What about White Diamond?
Will we get any more gems on the team in the future?

>>7305636
How can people not ship them. Tall blue hottie, and small green nerd. It's literally fucking poetry.

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this show is for carpetbaggers and scalawags

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>>7305642
Shut up.

>>7305641
every character you have hope for is going to get ruined

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What would Pearl and Steven's fusion look like?

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http://nina-rosa-draw.tumblr.com/post/155910644268

Cute!

>>7305646
HOMIE I MISSED YOU!

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>>7305642
>lapis
>tall

lapis pls

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>>7305661
>>7305641
>Lapidotfags are tearing themselves apart

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I finished that request earlier. Got a couple more left.

>>7305242
>Write a story
>Post it
>Realize every way you could've made it better right after you click "post"

>>7305699
what is this monstrosity

>>7305699
Literally the smuggest fusion that could possibly exist.

>>7305630
>Steven fixes Pink infront of Blue.
>Blue gets ready to smite Steven for this callous trick.
>Pink stops her, reminds her to bot to aatck those weaker than herself.
>Blue is crying more tears a mibute, than she has in the last thousand years.
>Keeps reiterating that it's a joke, it's not the real Pink Diamond.
>Pink starts to sing a little human lullaby's that she would sing to Blue 5,000 years ago.
>Blue on a powerful cocktail of emotions runs up to Pink and hugs her
>Scene ends with a heartwarming moment of Blue helping Pink to walk straight, after so many years bing shattered.
>Blue turns back and thanks "the Steven"

Bonus round
>Jasper finds Steven and thanks him personally for fixing her diamond.
>In return she offers him one favour to use.

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>>7305553
Are you trolling or...?

>>7305697
>Lapidotfags are tearing themselves apart
I didn't even mention Lapis or Peridot though, I am confused, meekface poster.

>>7305642
>Tall blue hottie
Average sized emo. Honestly, she's not even very blue anymore. More of a cyan.
>small green nerd
Autistic toddler
>It's literally fucking poetry
Since that's a meme from Star Wars, I'll compare it to Star Wars. Lapidot is like if Anakin and Padme fucked in the Phantom Menace.

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No one who isn't retarded actually believes that Lapis is a spy theory, right?

>>7305708
No merciful God. Could curse writefags to such an extent.

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>>7305536
>White Diamond was taking a walk through homeworld with Steven sitting in her giant hand.
>Every gem they came across saluted or keeled in front of the giant goddess.
>White Diamond said "Its a pity really that they treat me like that..."
>Steven asked why is that My Diamond? I thought you lied being treated like royalty."
>White Diamond giggled "Its not as fun as you think they try to act proud but really there all scared that one step out of line then ill shatter them, there all so scared of me I can never talk to them as equals."
>Steven said "Is that why you made me? so you have someone to talk to?
>White Diamond said "In a way, your a very special gem Steven, so unique in so many ways, its easy to talk to you because there's no one else like you, you understand what its like to be different."
>White Diamond then opened up a door leading into a large stadium sized room.
>It was very dark and echoed there voices.
>Steven said "Where are we my Diamond?
>White Diamond said "I wanted to show you something special Steven something I want to give you."
>She then stepped on a pad and the room lit up.
>Stevens eyes glowed when he saw the room began to show millions of planets the room was showing a massive hologram of the galaxy.
>White Diamond said "Beautiful isn't it? a million tiny stars and planets all dancing among one another in an eternal cosmic ballet."
>Steven stood up in WDs hand looking at the many planets so many filled with life.
>White Diamond said "Over 500000 years ago I showed a freind of mine this room and gave her a destiny and a cause."
>Steven said "Who was she?
White Diamond looked sad and said "Pink Diamond a gem who was shattered before her prime."
>White Diamond then picked out a planet and zoomed in on it.
>This planet was her destiny her calling and I want you to reclaim it in her honer and forge out your own destiny my Steven."
>White Diamond looked at Steven and said "I want you to become the new Pink Diamond."

>>7305784
Any sufficiently advanced taste is indistinguishable from trolling.

I believe everything I typed.

>>7305824
She could still be a spy for Honeowlrd, I mean after 5,000 years she wanted to go back. After Jasper she still wanted to go back.

She'll most likely kidnapp Steven before leaving

>>7305779
>In return she offers him one favour to use.
W-what kind of favor?

>>7305546
No.

Step right up! Come one, come all!
Get your half-baked requests!
It won't cost you a cent, but it will cost you your dignity

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>>7304206
Lapisfags?

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>>7305708
That happens with absoloutly everything I do

>>7305867
Lapis and Sapphire fusion teasing Jasper's height and being fucked because of said teasing.

>>7305867
>your dignity
What dignity?
Pearl as Pagliacci.

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>>7305837
>She could still be a spy for Honeowlrd
>Honeowlrd

I said someone who isn't retarded.

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>>7305870
Ew

>>7305837
Homeworld has no beef with Lapis at all.
Garnet is a fusion.
Pearl is too independent and can barely function as a Pearl anymore.
Peridot called YD a clod.
Steven is Rose Quartz.
Even if Jasper wasn't corrupted, she's still addicted to fusion, which is a huge no-no on Homeworld.
Lapis could totally go back if she wanted to, as long as nobody finds out she fused with Jasper.

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>>7305553
>In the best ship
>Drawn by one of the best SU artists.

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>>7304994
have a piss

>>7305843
A favour of friendship, after Pink returns to earth. Steven, Pink and Jasper form the third trio.

Jasper thinking of Pink as her master, and Steven enjoying being treated dkike a little kid make them form a little brother /big sister bond.

Or maybe I'm just retarded?

>>7305835
>sufficiently advanced taste
Dude. What? Liking Lapidot is like liking your steak well done and with ketchup.
Yeah, you can eat whatever you want, but don't try to act like you're not a degenerate or like your taste is somehow good.

When are you going to tell your parents you're gay?

>>7305943
You are retarded, but that actually sounds really cute. I like it.

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>>7305835
Shut up.

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>>7305962
Never.

>>7305910
>Addicted to fusion?

Do gems even enjoy fusion? I mean Saph and Ruby love each other but...

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>>7305905
b-but...

>>7305962
>>7305991
My mother would be heartbroken to know she is getting no grandchildren off me.

>>7305992
Pearl seemed to really enjoy being Sardonyx.
Ruby and Sapphire can't stand to not be fused, even when they're right next to each other.

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>>7305998
Scram!

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>>7305567
kill yourself

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I can't decide if my otp is Jaspearl or Stevidot. Someone help me.

>>7306031
>Make something that is highly addicting.
>Have a 14 year old do it.

SUGAR!

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>>7306031
I don't blame people for still thinking Ruby and Sapphire might be an example of addictive fusion, but i think they're more like "masters" of fusion rather then drug addicts, i mean they have no problem with unfusing for a mission and such so i think it's safe to assume by now they aren't really addicted, they just see no reason NOT to be fused.

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>>7306061
They aren't mutually exclusive.

>>7306071
I thought that too, but not after Hit the Diamond, where they were clearly itching for some fusion after however long a baseball game is.

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What are your ideas on how to make this general better? I'll start:

>Less Lapidot
>Less Jasper
>More Andy

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>>7306118

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>>7306113
Gem Heist convinced me otherwise they were just experts on the matter, Rubies must have bored the crap outta them, especially Sapphire considering she saw how it was gonna end.

>>7306067
>Make something that is an obvious metaphor for sex
>Have a 14 year old do it with a character who he has a brother-sister relationship with
What did she mean by this?

Goddamn I just want Pink Diamond to be a lovable character. It will make it even better if Steven gets along with her. Just make me sad Rose killed her, Sugar. Fuck my feelings up, senpai

>>7306118
Sorry pal, you wanted no cancer so Andy has to go too.

>>7306141
It means maybe fusion DOESN'T equal sex and is just good lovings.

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>>7305888
A fine choice

Wow, Lapisfags really have surpassed Perifags as the worst waifudom.

what if peridot made eye contact with you

>>7306190
That would result in an almost instantaneous death

>>7306141
It means Steven is going to become a dirty little fusion slut, much to the amusement of Sapphire.

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>>7305708
>Write a story
>Try to polish it to make it look better
>Post it
>Realize you could've changed something else to make it better

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>>7306162
Andy is fucking based though

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>>7306162
>It means maybe fusion DOESN'T equal sex and is just good lovings.
That's a bit farfetched, don't you think?

>>7306217
>Write a story
>Realize it's bad before posting it
>Fix it
>Post it
>Realize it's even worse now and full of grammar mistakes

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>>7306190

>>7306229
No, he's the useless cranky old grandpa who does nothing.
Seriously, only /polfags/ continue to talk about him because of how they could twist his morals to fit their politician memes.

>>7306244
The question is which one does he want to fuck?

>>7306277
>WEIGHTED HAIR

>>7306257
Since the giant woman fetish is genetic, probably the biggest one.

>>7306282
>What did he mean by this?

>>7306282
F E L L O W S

>>7306282
DUDES!!!

>>7306142
>Pearl, Garnet and Amathyst warn Steven that Pink Diamond is the most evil of the diamonds.
>They tell him, that she doesn't use force. Instead she gets inside your heart and mind and makes you do things you'd never sdo.
>Steven casts it off and continues to talk to her
>Pink pushes all the right buttons with Steven, they hit it off greatly with Pink winning the hybrids trust.
>Pink asks Steven to sit down, talks to him about Rose and makes sure he knows that she isn't angry at Rose, she forgives her.
>Steven hugs Pink, fully trusting her now.
>More and more the Gems try and split the two up, with Steven getting angrier and angrier.
>Eventually he draws his sword after the Gems try and get him to see Greg instead.
>He drops his sword in shock at what he had just done. Drawing his weapon on the gems who love him.
>He wonders what he is doing, as he walks off with his sword and shield laying on the floor behind him.

>>7306249
Why is being a writefag so awful?

>>7306282
P E O P L E
E
O
P
L
E

>>7305834
Why stop? This was good.

>>7306164
Very nice, thank you very much.

>>7306282
S U B O R D I N A T E S
U U
B B
O O
R R
D D
I I
N N
A A
T T
E E
S U B O R D I N A T E S

>>7306444
>Trips twice
I'll draw you another if you'd like, if only because you are made out of magic

>>7306094
delete
>>7306107
your
>>7306115
life

>>7306092
Why is Jasper in a skirt so cute?

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>>7306282
I'm a new intern, don't let this get out.

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>>7306539
C O M R A D E S !
O
M
R
A
D
E
S

>>7306502
Oh, okay. How about Garnet in stereotypical disco clothing?

>>7306282
P E E R S
E
E
R
S

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>>7306282
>4:3

>>7306614
BLUE BITCH

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>>7306641
and?

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>>7306641
*Blue cutie

Jasper a shit.

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Intern here, got this this from the season 4 finale, have more stored up

Jasper makes fun of disabled people.

>>7306724
>>7306761
When does Jasper fuck the Lapis and Sapphire fusion?

Jasper rapes dogs.

>>7306755
GALS

Jasper is ugly.

Jasper has a small penis.

>>7306755
Literally my mom's Dalek with a neck..

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>>7306724
Jasper a best gem

>>7306769
*the Lapis and Steven fusion

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IF I was Rebecca Sugar what would you ask me

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>>7306580
Sure thing

>>7306907
Why is Jasper such a shit gem?

Jasper decides to peel onion to see if he's like an ogre

>>7306755
L A D I E S

What's your favorite episode?

>>7306913
Thank you very much for the drawings. She looks good here.

>>7306952
The one where something relevant to the plot happens
> Oh wait

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>>7306927
IF I was Rebecca Sugar, I would tell you you only think Jasper is a shit gem because you have shit taste

>>7306968
You're too kind

>>7306980
So you're saying you would be even more of a mess than Becky IF you were her?

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I want to marry bob.

>>7307032
I want to marry a Ruby.

>>7307032
You want to marry shit.

>>7307032
You're gay, sorry for you loss anon.

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where's does zone post their art? and doe she anyone got sauce on this?

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>>7307066
*Best human

>>7307085
Most likely on his website
But that's just a guess

>>7307097
*Worst shit

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Requesting this with Ronaldo and Kiki

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>>7307020
No I'm saying you're retarded and even someone as tolerant as Rebecca would be compelled to tell you that to your face

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>>7307032
What kind of dick does Bob have?

>>7307101
>his

>>7307111
One of the whale variety

>>7306201
why are you here, drawendo

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>>7307105
*greatest human
>>7307111
A human dick

>>7307123
Zone, the artist, is like many lewd artists, a guy
Zone-tan is a character with a voice actor, and not the person who draws the tiddies

>>7307136
*shittiest shit

>>7307101
what the fuck is their website called?

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Most retarded fan theories. Lapis is part of blue diamond is the dumbest one I've seen by far.

>>7307178
>http://www.zone-archive.com/

>>7307152
Zone is a woman anon.

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>>7307200
Unlike the one where PD is Rose because that's the only logical explanation.

>>7307200
>Most retarded fan theories

Jasper is coming back

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>>7307199
The greatest game in the world.

>>7307233
upvoted XDDDDD

>>7306614
KYS

>>7307232
Actually, while the persona/avatar of Zone-tan is a woman, the actual Zone, the creator, is a man who is raising kids.

>>7306907
>>7306980
>>7307110
When I wrote fanfiction about 16-year-old princesses savagely raping their hero's butthole with their 14-inch dick, I imagined Rebecca Sugar as the princess. The hero may or may not have been Ian, but Rebecca was the princess for sure.

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>>7307248
Do not hurt meme

>>7307237
Something that's confirmed to happen can't be a theory silly.

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>>7307284

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Where were you when Laidot got shot dead?

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>>7307284
What's the point of a Peridot if you don't bully her.

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>>7307276
>Even the kym article on them constantly refers to him as a "she" due to the persona.

>Tfw "your avatar defined who you are" trope

>>7307232
>Nigger did you not just hear what I said.jpg

>>7307300
sauce my dude.

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>>7307311
On /sug/, shitposting.

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>>7307300
>>7307316
Peridot is for c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ juicy memes, not for bully.

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>>7307378

>>7307311
At work, not giving a fuck about it

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>>7307370
>2
Holy shit son that's creepy as fuck.

Well I'm off to watch tv

18 INCHES?

>>7307378
>Strike through text
Is this some copy paste shit from some off site or should i "lurk moar"

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>>7307395
clod-tastic

>>7307412
okay

>>7307281
You're not going to respond to this "master-bait"? About futa raping men?

>>7307420
Yes

>>7307419
That's how many inches you have to stay away from steven.

>>7307434
>Pearl can still prod him with her cock 18 inches away from him

>>7307085
Someone should get me the full of this. Kek.

>>7307475
>Steven was never the same after finding out what was poking him

>>7307491
perfect drawing of owen wilson