SHRINE MAIDENS ARE SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIT!
GIVE ME 24
HG THREAD
HUNGER GAMES!
>>7290632
Nagato
>>7290632
Assassin
>>7290632
Paru
Len
>>7290632
Phil (from 'Frisco)
Ursula-sensei
Reigen Arataka
>>7290632
Gabe The Doggo
Shielder
>>7290632
Barry B Benson
>>7290632
Jack (from the P.I.)
Senshougahara
Specter deflector
>>7290632
A fucking rock
Darling-kun
>>7290632
Shion
Youkai Remover Reimu Hakurei
Parsee
Touhou Remover Aleksandr Pistoletov
>>7290632
Hanbei
>>7290632
Carrie
Ram
Haru
Ram
>>7290632
Heavy Weapons Guy
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>7290632
This Girl
>>7290682
Goro Akechi
Oh, by the way, no swaps.
>>7290703
HOOVY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRx0t6H2Lgk
a mouse trap
STARTING!
>>7290709
This girl fucks on that girl
>>7290726
Let's get going!
>>7290638
It is a part of me just as those tacky jeans are of yours.
>>7290624
>without hesitation she digs into the drumsticks and rids them of all meat without seconds
Thank you, it has been awhile since I had proper cooking.
meh
>>7290657
>licks boots
>>7290785
Uh huh. The fashion advice from a talking boat totally resonates with me. With all that metal sticking out I'm surprised you can even make it down a hall way. Tell me, when you sit down do you take up two seats or three?
>>7290829
>use her boot to push your away
This is your only warning so I suggest you heed it.
>>7290848
Well done. We should be much safer at night now that an assassin has been put down.
>>7290848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--etqIJcow
>>7290860
I'm going to overlook that remark about my weight. As you can clearly see I am no larger than the average woman and I only take up one half of a seat.
>>7290882
Since you asked so nicely I will be more than happy to put you down.
Do we have a Maou avatar? Was planning on picking her up?
>>7290910
>Sneezes
>>7290918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKlLSylV0iA
>>7290941
never seen her, so go ahead
>>7290931
Forgive me Senshougahara, but I must do what it takes to succeed.
>>7290951
Well fought...
>sinks
>>7290966
Goodnight!
>>7290915
I find that hard to believe that. Not with all that sticking out of your limbs.
>>7290975
Bork!
>Congratulations
>Thanks for hosting
>>7290966
Thank you for providing this round at my command. I suppose the winner is deserving of praise since he did defeat me in battle.
>>7290975
Thank you and good night.
>>7290975
>pets the Nazrin again
>>7290983
It's almost as if you've never seen a uniform. I could just as easily transition into civilian clothing if I choose to.
>>7291025
That's the strangest uniform I have ever seen. Was the designer on some sort of drug?
New round?
>>7290949
Thanks, have a free images thanks.
>>7291096
No. Though in today's society the uniform will seem outdated. I have worn this for as long as I can remember and I intend on being buried in it as well.
>>7291144
We must wait for another provider I'm afraid.
>>7291144
Dubs demand new round. Someone host NOW.
>>7291189
You've been wearing the same uniform for decades? That's pretty unsanitary.
>>7291233
Dubs confirm dubs. DELIVER NOW
>KEK WILLS IT!!!
>>7291245
I'll have you know I wash it at the end of everyday so it's not like I'm some sort of unkempt slob.
>>7291154
Good taste, fa.m.
>>7291272
That doesn't really matter. You should get new ones yearly. Stuff still gets stuck in the fabric
Why have the threads been so much worse over the past couple days?
>>7291298
People dont want to host
+
More people mainly shitposting
=
Dead Threads
>>7291298
Because I haven't been here.
>>7291294
I have more if need be. If a uniform gets torn or stained then I will replace it immediately.
>>7291298
Perhaps people have been more busy than usual.
>>7291334
>trying to interpret or understand the will of KEK
If He wanted us to know His Will, He'd shitpost us with it.
>>7291330
Your not at work so why are you even wearing it now?
>>7291334
Shitposting flavoured with Pol/memes
>>7291363
I haven't seen the usual circlejerk in days. Now it's just this one guy rolling for dubs.
>>7291298
It's mid-January, American schools are beginning the spring semester around this time so people are getting back into non-NEET mode. And the yuropoors are probably being slaughtered by refugees and muslims en masse.
>>7291344
Nah, not really.
Been lurking, not posting cause it's been complete shit lately.
>>7291389
This
>>7291389
What would make it not shit.
>>7291389
>>7291410
These
>>7291354
It has become an inseparable part of my very being and soul. This uniform defines who I am, even when on the field of battle the enemies tremble in fear when the catch a mere glance of my might and prowess.
>>7291389
That is acceptable. Reserve your strength for when it's truly needed.
>Garfielf taps on the thread window
Hay! The dour is locked. Can anuone open it please?
>>7291432
I'm not trembling.
>>7291448
You've revealed yourself as the most cancerous member of the discord group, so no. Eat a fucking dick.
>>7291448
>You hear a ticking sound from the other side
You may want to step back
>>7291448
>Closes the curtains.
>>7291471
>>7291483
Fak you anon.
>>7291473
waut?
>>7291471
wait what did i miss lmao
>>7291471
>most cancerous member of the discord group
Gonna have to be way more specific than that, matey
>>7291320
>>7291298
>>7291520
these
>tfw you don't rp because nobody interesting is ever in the threads
>tfw the interesting people are probably doing the same thing
>>7291556
this
>>7291503
>a bomb that crashman was busy planting on the other side of the door explodes, shattering the door into pieces and giving you horrible tinnitus if you were right next to it. Ethier way the gap reveals the rest of the thread and a calm Crashman in it.
Don't say I didn't warn you, catman. Come in the building already.
>>7291556
>tfw delayed rping because i was here daily and thought people could use a break
was i in the wrong for doing that
>>7291597
this
>>7291452
I wasn't referring to you. You have not served on the fronts I have shed blood on so you have no reason to fear.
>>7291556
Feel free to converse with me if you chose to.
>>7291603
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eVUboiavc0
>>7291601
>Garfielf enters the thread
Hank you robut man.
>>7291608
Isn't this place technically a battlefield? And I'm pretty sure you have shed blood here.
>>7291623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5mZE4_1tIM
What smells like bhramin shit around here?
>>7291602
maybe.
>>7291556
Who do you consider interesting?
>>7291648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa13Msb9rRA
That's a good meme friendo but this is better
>>7291656
>bhramin
Christ dude
>>7291656
>Wikiposter can't even spell the name of his animals correctly
>>7291666
Not me. I just do my job.
>>7291656
No idea. I cannnot smell.
>>7291691
>>7291704
Whoops. Simple mistake on my part. Forgive me. After remembering all these stories and compilations on how to say and write them, my mind might go out of a loop.
How could today get any better?
>>7291729
Hello android. Override code 4A 9Y 2F 1T 6N 3K 7B.
>>7291771
Bit quieter I think. Nice to have not much happening to relax and have a nice bottle of Nuka-Cola, while chatting with some friends.
>>7291643
Not as much in these waters, no. I have earned my title as the mightiest of the Big Seven. I have torn my foes limb from limb without hesitation, shrugged off their most powerful of bombardments as if they were mere gnats.
I consider this land as a training facility more than anything and I WILL do what it takes to rise to the top even if I must burn all of which I have built.
>tfw want to play a Fallout ava but Soviet will hop on my dick in a millisecond
ughhhhhhhh
Hallo Jews. the name is Nazi peridot. Nice to meet you.
>>7291771
a bullet to the face would be nice
>>7291789
>crashman just stares at you confused
I'm not an android.
>>7291817
Dr Wily wants me to tell you that you are a disgrace, so here goes. You are a disgrace.
>>7291817
That Old World ideology was eradicated some 300 years ago in the end of one of humanity's bloodiest wars.
>>7291868
But. You have a human face and have the same shape of a human. You must be an android, or do the kids call them something new now these days?
>>7291801
Keep the monologue for someone who cares. I just asked a question, that's all. I'm sure you'll meet more than your match here.
>>7291771
By reading a good book. That will always leave something positive behind in your day.
>>7291903
Say, do you mind if I can have some of your Pre-War storybooks?
>>7291771
Well, Tom, with the heavy shitstorm activity over the last several days we can hopefully look forward to milder climates moving forward. As the natives grow restless once more, some sperging and shit-flinging can be expected, particularly as we move into Secret Avatar Weekend. All I can say for sure is that our viewers should buckle up and get ready for quite the shitshow starting this Friday. Back to you, Tom.
Give me 24 Kevins. Or whatever filler you have.
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291948
Storyteller
>>7291963
Gotcha by 3 seconds, BEYOTCH :D
>>7291810
>who do you have in mind if I may ask?
>>7291895
I already have and that fills me with both excitement and determination. One of these days I will conquer this land in the name of my admiral, just you wait and see.
>>7291961
>>7291963
>>7291948
Melvin
>>7291948
Kevin Nealon
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291974
Yeah I'm not going to hold my breath. I'm outta here.
>>7291948
Crashman
>>7291889
I am a Robot Master not an Android.
>>7291948
Kevin Bacon
>>7291948
Mage
>>7291948
Kevin Garnett
>>7291948
Kevin Nash
>>7291948
Eggman-kun
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291948
Kevin Love
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291934
I'm not sure what kind of books those are. Maybe you should check with the librarian for that one.
>>7291948
The Master Trickster
>>7291948
Shiny Chariot
>>7291948
Kevin Smith
>>7291948
Len
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291948
Kevin Sorbo
>>7291948
Kevin Costner
>>7291948
Kevin
>>7291948
Kevin McHale
>>7291998
See you on the battlefield.
>>7291948
Kevin the balding science man
>>7291948
Kevin Johnson
>>7292001
Tell me about yourself, "Robot Master". What was your role before the apocalypse came?
>>7292034
Nevermind. So who are you, and what is the costume for?
>>7291948
Kevin Martin
>>7292096
I see you aren't familiar with the magical world. This is no costume, it is a uniform.
There's always that one fucking picture that never wants to load.
Anyway, battle for best Kevin begins.
>>7291948
Not Kevin but I'm bored
>>7292039
>Shiny Chariot
>Silver Chariot is shiny
Is this a JoJo reference?
>>7291948
Kevin Duckworth
>>7292114
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7292114
Hey, it's uh, me, Kevin here. Can you swap me out for Kevin? Thanks.
>>7292083
>>7292114
Change Shiny Chariot to Kevin please
>>7292111
Magic isn't real, just an excuse superstitious folk in the wasteland who don't understand how the world works. Then again, I did meet a red dragon here. So what is it in your magical world? Has humanity figured out how to harness the atom yet?
>>7292131
Come on, Kevin!
>>7292133
>Me
>Swapping
Get a load of you.
>>7292167
Rooting Kevin
>>7292096
To demolish, crash and blow up. Also to kill a robot called Megaman. Still need to get to that..
Well see you in the arena!
>he starts sprinting off to the podium, clearly trying to get away from that subject.
>>7292167
Your aim is worse than mine!
>>7292176
Kevin a shit.
Best Boy Kevin will win.
>>7292167
Awh, man....I was really hoping to hear some cool science facts.
Ah, whatever, guess I could win in his stead.
>>7292155
Magical and non-magical folk have learned to live harmoniously in my world. With their science and our magic, though our way of life and culture may differ drastically, we do not deny the legitimacy of the other. Neither do the reasonable and decent people on either side attempt to establish superiority over the other.
>>7292176
Same.
>>7292186
Yup. Play the hand you're dealt with, Girl Kevin.
>>7292184
>2016 +1
>Rooting for kevin and not KEVIN
ishygddt
>>7292209
>inb4 a non-kevin gets 1st place
>>7292209
>silent bob kills silent eggman
>>7292209
>Kevin Sorbo's Hercules will never hold you at night and eventually avenge your death by destroying Hera's temples
Pass the bleach sempai
>>7292249
Reigen, you son of a bitch.
>>7292189
If only my world was like that. Few hundred years ago, the two great superpowers turned the world into a barren landscape after launching all of their nuclear warheads at each other. While you have magicians and scientist's co-existing like happy neighbors. So who are you? The people call me the Storyteller, but actually. My name is- Woah! Look over there!
Is Kevin /ourguy/, HG?
>>7292278
W-what is it that I'm supposed to be looking at?
>>7292244
>>7292333
Darn, you missed it. So who were you again? You remind me of those witches in old holotapes in the back when times. You're quite the looker if you really are a witch.
I'm gonna laugh if Hoshi actually wins this shit.
>>7292370
I am really a witch, and a teacher, I must add. There really isn't anything that stands out is there? You know how witches are, eventually I'll live out any youth that I have left and go live as a prune in a hut in the swamp one day.
>>7292387
Kevin will win.
>>7292412
Never tell me the odds
>>7292412
RNG may have other plans in store, desu.
>>7292455
7/11 chance Kevin wins
>>7292401
Oh, so witch is like a wizard. You see in my world. Witches are seen as evil and ugly looking things, use their magic for nefarious purposes, while in yours it is just a name for girls who are proficient in magic. Honestly, anything out here in this bizarre arena could interest me, rare I get to a chance see a magic user, and don't be so filled with blues. Some lucky man maybe will sweep you off your feet, with little magic casters running around soon.
>>7292468
I like those odds.
>>7292487
Why did the Commonwealth have to be so boring... Even the Sole Survivor has a much personality as a molerat.
Well, shit.
>>7292526
shit
they're sentient
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00787R000400100014-4.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700330002-7.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R000800120005-6.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79-00999A000400050012-3.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79-00999A000200010092-4.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R002000160011-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00792R000300420006-3.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R002000160011-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00787R000500420001-2.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001000130001-7.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001100050001-5.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001100050001-5.pdf
>>7292526
Holy shit
>>7292526
BASED
KEVIN
>>7292526
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE KEVIN IS COOKING?!
>>7292550
ESP?!
Well now that everyone who isn't Kevin is gone, the battle for best Kevin can really begin.
>>7292550
nigga do you really expect me to read all that shit?
>>7292573
The CIA has confirmed it has it's uses.
>>7292584
It's powerful stuff.
>>7292492
I can never be sure of that, but anything can happen, I should say. It's not that we don't have our own share of evil witches, but it is my job to make sure we have as little of those as possible by making sure our students are well educated and set on the right path. There are a lot of magic users in these parts, even if you cannot exactly call it magic, they have strange abilities indeed. They just don't show it off outwardly like I do with my uniform.
I would just like to say, not all witches are evil, they were all young magical girls once in their lives.
WE STARGATE: SG1 NOW
>>7292612
What if all the Kevins declare peace and the game never ends?
>>7292624
There can be only one.
>>7292550
>>7292595
Hol up, so what you saying is... We wuz psychics and shit?
>>7292624
That'd be bad since I need to go soon.
>>7292624
All of them will die
>>7292598
I have much respect for what you do. Most people in the wasteland would exploit their abilities to make a few extra caps as slaves. So how advanced is your society? Are the computers normal in the public? How about automobiles? Many stories I have read about magic involve knights and medival technology.
Spoiler alert: Kevin dies.
>>7292666
rooting kevin love
>>7292666
Kevin.
Kevin?
KEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
>>7292666
Son of a bitch. SON OF A BIIITCH!
>dies
Next slide is the endgame.
>>7292662
We use little to no electronics on our magical grounds. The magic tends to interfere with their inner workings. However, I have seen ways to merge magic and machinery before. As far as magical advancement goes, we have come far from cooking our first batches of potion in stone bowls in straw huts ages and ages ago to say the least. You can rest assured with our sophistication, spoken for by a teacher working in education.
>>7292735
It all comes down to this. I believe in you, Kevin.
Lovefags can go eat shit and die.
>>7292688
Congratulations.
>>7292735
I predict kevin will win this.
>>7292762
>>7292762
REVERSE RIG WORKED
WARRIORS CONFIRMED WINNING NBA FINALS
>>7292762
Aaayyyyyy my Kevin won
>>7292762
Well done child. Thank you for the round.
>>7292744
Ok. I was talking about technology like factories, trains, maybe even guns. Have those been made yet in your world? How about skyscrapers that could cut low lying clouds like a hot knife though butter?
>>7292761
This desu. I was part of #TeamKevin before any of you were.
>>7292778
Th-thanks, bae.
>seven kills
>District 1
Fucking superb.
That's it from me tonight, later, HG.
>>7292792
Kindly refrain from calling me such nicknames.
>>7292805
Nice memeing with you, friend
Thanks for the game
>>7292805
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7292817
sup bae
>>7292850
Please cease that at once, it's making me uncomfortable.
>>7292817
Hey boo.
>>7292850
It's babe. Not bae, babe. Or is some new fangled lingo you little ones use now?
>>7292817
slut
>>7292876
>>7292865
ENOUGH!!!
>grabs both anons and throws them overboard
>>7292889
nagato a cute
>>7292817
>A-HOE THERE MATEY!
>>7292791
We have broomsticks and Ley Lines... how about that for innovation of the magical kind?
But in all seriousness. We do have those sort of machines. Just with magical properties, like everything else in our world. If it's useful to your kind, indeed it most likey is to ours, just with magic added.
>>7292805
Your work is appreciated. See you next time.
>>7292895
>nagato a shit
ftfy
>>7292792
Literally couldn't be a more fitting winner
>>7292908
So magic is the substitute of nuclear power... Thanks for clearing it up. Never got your name, lady.
>>7292895
>>7292901
>>7292914
Why must all of you be so insufferable. It's not polite to annoy your elders you know.
>>7292914
Best ship here
>>7292948
nice ass
>>7292860
>pinches cheek
What's up bae, haven't seen you for a while
>>7292962
best ship is Vader x Pico
>>7292993
>pico
N-no...
>>7292948
Quiet now. Ignore them, they just want the attention.
>>7293044
>they just want the attention
>they
Irony.
>>7292944
Ursula, and yours?
>>7292948
It's funny though.
>>7293044
If they need attention I could give them it. You said something about skyscrapers. Where?
>>7293044
If the want to conversate with me they are more than free to do so. I just don't like such names to be thrown in my general direction.
>>7292964
I suppose I should thank you for that compliment but next time keep that to yourself.
>>7292988
>pushes your hand away
I am not some child that needs their cheeks pinched. Greet me in a may favorable manner next time.
How long has it been since you last saw me?
>>7293074
I am not laughing so therefore it must not be all that true.
>hoshi stopped shitposting for once
>>7293073
Storyteller. I am just a wanderer in power armor who collects the tales of the wasteland. You started being dormant for a bit. If you are gonna sleep that's fine.
>>7293088
Not needed robot master.
>>7293095
Ok wastelander. You could just not let them get to you. Must have some thin plating for some Pre-war battleship.
>>7293113
Not needed, but wanted. Now where are the skyscrapers?
>>7293095
You want to be greeted like a real women? So be it.
>the anon moves in for a kiss like the man he is
>>7293095
Nah, it's funny to me.
>>7293113
Sleep is a long way off for me, Storyteller. There is much meaning behind a name. Is that your actual name?
>>7293134
Destroying Pre War buildings for no reason is a no-no, but you can tell me more about how you were made and who this Mega Man is.
New round?
>>7293157
Well my name is...
>a random noise blocks out his words
Not going to say it again.
>>7293187
Yee
>>7293113
I have more armor on any casual stroll than you do right now, tin man. Everyone has something that crawls under their skin or plating, mine just happens to be something simple. I have also been known to not being able to handle my anger well.
>>7293138
>swiftly places a finger on the anon's forehead to stop his advance
Not like that either. Just call me by my name, that is if something that simple is within your mental grasp.
>>7293149
Well at least you are getting a kick out of it.
>>7293203
Ah... I see.
>Worries about losing hearing at old age
I'll just continue calling you Storyteller. Would Teller for short be acceptable as well?
>>7293187
I just got here but I can host up a game.
I'm making a new thread tho.
>>7293236
That would be nice, thank you.
>>7293236
Cool.
>>7293234
Let me give you a tongue bath after your workout
>>7291983
Nice Reference
>>7293264
uhh