So how good is this thing exactly? Look kinda loose. Also

>>7286567
Not as good as a real dog, barely better than just using your hand.

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>>7286594
While I can agree that it's not as good as a real dog, I think it is way better than using your hand.

Nothing beats a real dog though, the intense warmth and smell of big fluffy dog is divine.

Remember to warm it up before you use it, either in warm water or give it a 45 second zap in the microwave. It's not great when it's cold.

And all the bad-dragon sleeves can easily chafe your dick to the point of bleeding if you don't use a good lube or don't use enough.

Hazel is their best model imo, if you're going to get anything get that one

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>People seriously buy these

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>Not as good as a real dog
>Nothing beats a real dog

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>>7287968
>>7288946

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>>7286567
>Heavy.
>Tears easy
>Inconsistent tightness.
It's bad-dragon.

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I placed this order "2 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes, and 47 seconds ago" and they still haven't shipped.

Should I be worried?

>>7286567
Top Y of the cookie tears easy as shit if you don't have a pincel dick, but even then it's easily one of the best onaholes I've ever used. Texture and internal curvature is top notch and it's decently easy to clear. Also you need to be careful about lubing it up since it drips out super easy out of the large opening.

1.5 thick, 6 long

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>>7286776
>Nothing beats a real dog though, the intense warmth and smell of big fluffy dog is divine.
>Remember to warm it up before you use it, either in warm water or give it a 45 second zap in the microwave.

microwaving the dog before fucking it, huh

>>7289665
Seconding this. I'm careful with mine and have no tears. Texture and feel is fantastic and definitely beats hand.

>>7289354
It takes a while for them to make custom toys. Took over two weeks for mine, at least. I also only ordered one, I'm not sure how long 3 will take.

Good taste in dildos btw.

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>>7289354
this order: 421$
new switch 300$

I guess its hard to lodge Switch up in your ass

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i have a serious problem

>>7290820
>>7290738
Why would you need so many?

>>7290836
mental illness

>>7290820
Rowan or Hazel?

>>7290820
How does Sofia compare to sugar star?

I've got a wearable I'd be willing to take a couple pictures of if the thread wants it.

>>7290738
>can't even fit a Switch up your ass
Pleb

>>7292200
While wearing it? Not too many pics of that.

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>>7292462
I suppose I could do a couple wearing it, if you asked for them.

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>>7292750
yea give us some pic's

>>7286776
Took me a sec to figure out that he had a fleshlight tucked back there. That's great.

>>7292750
Hells yea

>>7292750
yes please

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>>7292831
>>7293161
alright anons here's my dick wrapped in silicone

>>7293218
That honestly looks better with a cock inside it. Now I'm seriously considering getting one. How is it?

>>7292750
make a vid or a bunch of pics of you jerking off in it, and when you finish take a picture of how much cum was pumped out of your shaft

Don't fuck real dogs you sick fucks

>>7293345
I've never even seen someone cum with one on. Is the spunk hole in the anatomically correct place?

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Obligatory attention whoring collection post

>>7293467
>i got one with a cum tube just to give pretend oral to a doggy dick
I honestly feel like more of a degenerate than when I have something up my ass.

>>7293531
I think you replied to the wrong post, m9

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>>7293268

In my opinion jacking off in it feels as good as any other penetrable toy and as far as BD goes it's on the cheap end of things. Thing eats lube like a mofo if you use it that way though.
Haven't gotten to try it out during sex yet but a couple general things. even though it's a pretty big It's really soft silicone so it shouldn't be too painful for people who've used BD toys with a bit of girth to them before.
My one complaint is if you undershoot on the sizing, the ball strap really tugs on you. Probably better to go over your length than under.
Internal diameter is around 1 inch at all sizes meaning if you've got a girth above 3 1/2 inches you should be able to fill it snugly. Every inch past that in girth and you'll be stretching it of course but it accommodates well. Knot size is a circumference of 7 inches on the large, but of course that's going to be bigger with a dick in it. with a bigger than average dick the large wearable is about the same specs as the large david.
>>7293345
maaaaaybe, I'm a bit camera shy, I might do this later though
>>7293463
hole is in the tip

>>7293680
Good info, thanks. I think I'll give it a shot, like you said, the price isn't bad.

>>7293680
Somehow, a boner totally concealed but visible is more sexy than just out in the open.

All bad dragon penetrables are a rip off. You're better off buying something japanese.

>>7293816
t. weeb

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I'm thinking of adding rowan to my collection
Maybe hazel too

>>7293862
OMG I would love to see a glowing dragon cock in action!

>>7293862
That David is gorgeous.

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>>7290820
Put the dog dildo into the dog fleshlight

>>7286567
It was able to stretch enough to take the knot on a real GSD in the video I saw.

>>7294014
Post vid?

>>7294047
I'll get banned

>>7293991
I second this... for science

>>7294060
Use mega or some shit idk

>>7294060
>Not using a webm
I've posted stuff here before and I'm fine.

>>7294086
You can get banned for webm

>>7294285
Drop box, mega, google drive

>>7294353
>botnet drive for beast vids
Wew lad

>>7293790
Glad you think so anon ;)

>>7294601
It's true

>>7293680
post pic of hole in the tip pls

>>7293991
>>7294063
I third this

>>7293881
Not a dragon cock, but even then I'm not a cam whore. Sorry.

>>7293954
He really is something

>>7286776
I wanna rub my dick on his balls

>>7290820
hows the lana and sofia?

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>>7290738
If I want to get fucked in the ass I might as well do it myself and cut out the middleman.

>>7293409
Give me one reason why I shouldn't
Note: you can't use religion, the "it's abuse" or "they can't consent" meme or it's gross as a reason.

I love horse cocks but I don't think I can jump right on to a flared chance. Is bumble hooves a good inbetween if all I've used is a regular dildo?

>page 10

>>7290371
Underrated kek

>>7293991
this

i dont know why this idea is giving me a boner

>>7297799
>Is bumble hooves a good
let me just stop you right there and say - yes, yes it is! I have a medium Bumble, literary used it not ten minutes ago. It feels so fucking good to put it on a chair and ride it while you jerk off. Or take the entire thing and gyrate your hips around it.
I highly recommend it.

>>7290820
I'd hang out with you.

And then borrow one of your penetrables after you cum inside it. I like sloppy seconds.

>>7290738
>>7290820
Obvious question, which did you like the best?

Knot one of the fleshlights with the dog dong

I've been thinking about getting a penetrable for a while now but am unsure of which one is the "most popular", seeing that BD doesn't have an option to sort by best selling it seems.

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>>7301755
Oh hey that reminds me.

>>7290820
>put the horse dildo in the... oh wait

>>7297799
I've got a medium flared chance and it was my first toy. The flare does still kinda hurt when trying to push it in but once it pops inside it's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>7302427
I need more of this
right now
RIGHT NOW

>>7302419
Most people seem to recommend Mary

>>7293467
>wasting your money on a trump hat

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>>7302427
I can never fap enough to this

>>7302427
One day I will buy one of these, I fucking swear to Darwin.

>>7302427
is that a marshmallow rabbit ass? what the fuck is it? I demand answers. Please and thank you.

>>7302427
>that little tail jiggle
My heart!
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/humpables

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>>7293991
>>7294063
>>7295056

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>>7306620

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>>7306629

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>>7306639
happy?

Does nobody else have a horse ass?

>>7306649
I really am.

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>>7306013
this shop

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>>7294893
Sorry about the delay, last night I got a bit preoccupied once I had it on. Here's a pic that shows off the hole in the tip.

What's that one site that;s devoted to videos of BD and similar toys?

>>7308546
toypics(dot)net

>>7302427
>>7302475
>>7305031
You can get both of those from Primal Hardwere

>>7308546
toypics.net

>>7308582
>>7308610
Lots of tiny, tiny penises on that site, goddamn.

>>7306649
doing gods work annon

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-6zylVlmDc
Someone made a self inflating knot. I'm intrigued.

Whats the closing statement on the horse pussies?

>>7310204
I have the mary and I love it
I literally get weak knee's when cumming from using it, it feels so good
having it in with a life size plush is even better
it is front heavy
feels best when the hole at the end is plugged for maximum suction

>>7288946
some people beat real dogs.

>>7290738
How is the horsie one? Asking for myself, not a friend.

>>7310454
How big is life size? Like we talking s pluss the size of a dog, pony or actuall fucking destrier?

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Janine is great

>>7311607
Nice dong bro

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>>7311693
Thanks bro
no homo

>>7311607
>>7312106
Make a vid man

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>>7312173
Already did
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4974/fucking-my-dragoness/

>>7312360
This anon is nothing if not efficient

>>7312402
Why efficient?

>>7312559
He posted a video without us even having to ask

>>7301441
>>7302436

Fuck. Thanks anons. This time next month I'll be stuffing my ass full of unicorn dick.

>>7311607
Janine is garbage, virtually no texture to speak of and it's not even close to tight.

>>7313498
>1 month for shipping
Well, goddamn

>>7313622

Well I'm not gonna order it for a couple weeks. Gotta pay bills and all that first.

>>7312106
I will be severely disappointing if you're not fucking real people regularly.
How is your sex life?

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>>7311607
>>7312360

thats not a tricky question: are you heavy into dragons? a kin perhaps?
is that photo yours?
<<<<

>>7311224
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4890/pony-plushy-and-sugar-star/

>>7294075
>>7294086
>he still didn't post it

Thoughts on Sleipnir vs Bumblehooves? Kinda want another blunt-headed donger (got a small Tyson) but would rather avoid the 5.8~6"+ circumference range. Smallest Sleipnir looks disappointingly short, bu(t)t fun, and small Bumble looks overall good, even if it pushes my circ range. Maybe a soft Bumble in small?

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>>7315146
I don't own a sleipnir but I can say that bumblehooves might just be my favorite toy that I own buuuut I do have a thing for horse cocks. he is really thick though but it's really satisfying.

>>7314758
Give me the video name and I'll do it

>>7313532
>not even close to tight
depends on your size I guess. I've found it a bit too tight myself.
>>7313923
I'm married to a human female and we fuck all the time. It's great.
>>7314418
The photo I posted is mine. I'm not a dragonkin or anything, I just think dragons are cool and sexy. I've also written some dragon erotica under the name Mercrantos.

>>7314418
Could you post the pic on your tablet there please?

Anyone have experience with Bumblehoove's old signature color, brazen mail?

I'm in the middle of a conversation how I'd like my custom one to come out, and I'm debating whether "gamble" on them attempting it at the possible chance of hard lines.
This(or rather these) are my first non-adoptions, so I'm not really sure what to expect in terms of the average "hard line" or what have you.

Stiiill frustrated they won't change rex's base color for the good boy coloration, or anything else. Either Good boy, Marble, or flat colors. It's bullshit.

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>>7316602

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This thread feels like coming to class and finding out you missed a class that was crucial to understanding what the teacher was talking about.

I know that doesn't make a super lot of sense, basically I'm just trying to convert the feeling that is "wait, what the fuck?" Into words
It's not confusion, but it's something mixed with confusion, maybe take the feeling of being caught off guard by something you never even considered before, mix it with confusion, garnish with gross, and chase it with curiosity and arousal

What does a dog onahole feel like? Are there horse onaholes? What do they feel like? How much better is an onahole than masturbation?

>>7318563
better than your hand.

i have the dog one and i also have one that's supposed to be a deer butt.

they pretty good but i don't last very long in them, the deer because it's ridiculously tight and the dog because i have a think for fortune cookies

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>>7316602
>>7318367
this is Nixi, she used yo be quite popular in the past
I dont want to spam this thread, but i drop some feral dragons in /scaly/ thread (here on trash)
but i guess im going to do this toomorow

heres something extra

raptor
https://e621.net/post/show/1109081/2017-3d_-artwork-animal_genitalia-animated-anthro-

Nixi
https://e621.net/post/show/367805/2013-ambiguous_gender-animated-animatic-bestiality
https://e621.net/post/show/369733/2013-animated-animatic-blue_scales-claws-dildo-dra

dragoness
https://e621.net/post/show/184175/2011-3d_-artwork-3-animated-anklet-armlet-bestiali

>>7307208
How much can you actually feel through the toy? I thought of getting one of these for me and my GF but figured it'd be a dull experience for me as I wouldn't be able to feel anything

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>>7302427
>>7306620
>>7306629
>>7306639
>>7306649

>>7320544
eh kind of depends. You'll feel less for sure than if you were raw dogging her. If you use sufficient lube it'll slip a bit when you use it and you'll get feeling out of that, but it's a dangerous line between enough lube to get a bit of movement and having so much it's trying to leap off your dick every time the knot catches. Honestly though, if you're into the conceptual idea of pounding her with a big thick dog dick the experience can overshadow a down tick in actual physical sensation.

How do you guys buy these? I assume PayPal correct? The only reason I ask is I'm paranoid about getting a call from someone saying "yeah we need you to confirm this suspicious purchase"

>>7319602
Post more cloacalingus

I don't know who I'm more envious of.
Those of you with lots of BD toys (since I can't afford one) or those of you who had experiences with actual dogs.

I used to have an old Zetacreations Natural Akita, but it started tearing and falling apart.

>>7324971
The package description is "silicone sculpture" and the invoice will say it's from a Jan Mulders. It's totally discreet. I picked mine up from a post office and they had no idea.

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>>7303241
kys
Make America Great Again

>>7326481
To add to this, this was the box that my XL Chance came in. Nothing obvious.

>>7326548
>believing the lies of a childish moron who accidentally memed himself into the White House
You're the one who should kill themselves

>>7326925
$0.02 has been deposited into your account, Thank you for correcting the record.

>>7326972
>should I think of a response or dip into my jar of memes and post whatever one I find first

>>7324971
Who cares though, it's not like buying dildos is illegal. Do you give that much of a fuck about what a random person thinks of you?

>>7327205
yes

>>7286567
I enjoy mine.
It's not as brutally tight as other BD toys.

>>7324971
I use my credit card and my home address. No one's going to fucking call you like 'HEY DID YOU ACTUALLY ORDER THESE DILDOS LUL!' Seriously no one cares. Its not even like you are ordering them from amazon where some random boxer is going to snicker at it, you are ordering from a company that only sells toys. It's their product; a lighting company isn't going to laugh at you for buying lamps. You are way overthinking it.

>>7327416
They work in a warehouse literally filled with dicks and occasional furry porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrKJXXBMNwY

Sex is really not that taboo people

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Here's my "collection."
The small black one is what I use the most, it's easy to just pop in and have a wank. Ordered it from some German site. The Gryphon is a bit of a two-edged sword; it takes a long time to clean & loosen up enough to knot it, but it is very nice once I manage to actually do that.
The Hazel is, sadly, torn. A tiny tear on the upper left side of the Y, nothing that would stop me from using it but I'm afraid I'll tear it more if I do. It was the best thing ever before that happened. I've heard you can fix those with sil-poxy or something and even looked up some places that sell the stuff, but sadly they charge way too much for shipping for me to buy anything. 17-20€ for the glue is fine, but 20€ for shipping a tiny bit of glue is a bit much. If you know a place that ships that stuff to Europe for a non-retarded price, do tell.

>>7327597
That can't possibly be what it normally looks like there, right? There are just dildos *everywhere*. These people can't possibly just be like "you know what would make could desk decoration? 15 fox cocks!" right?

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>>7327826
>there can't be that many dildos!
>basically all they do all day is make dildos

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>7327906
My brother makes video games for a living. His office isn't just piles of video games.

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>>7327960
do you think Mr. Kown likes dragon dildoes? I bet he does.

>>7327974
Video games don't exactly roll off an assembly line like candy. Working on one game for 5+ years isn't the same as manufacturing things.

Besides, you probably have to have some sense of humor to work at a place like bad dragon. If you don't accept the desk full of cocks you are probably not going to fit in.

Success! I set up and was toying tonight, I managed to fuck myself pretty hard with a medium flint, and I was finally able to fist myself. Been trying to do that for YEARS!

Only thing I wish I could have done was to stay hard and come hands free while I was riding it, any suggestions on that point?

>>7291315
Fair enough.

>>7328053
Staying hard while toying is really hard for me to do. You're not alone.

>>7328021
>not going to fit in
Ayy

>>7328053
>>7328181
I've never cum hands free but I have while limp and toying. It was a weird feeling.

>>7328053
>>7328386
To anyone who has cum hands free, I've been trying for a while now; how do you tell when you're close? I can never seem to tell.

>>7327985
D4

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>>7328462
nice try, it is actually c3 :)

>>7286776
>putting an onahole in the microwave
You fucking disgust me

>>7328487
Would D4 not work because of the extra curvature of the track for both trolleys?

>>7328501
>extra curvature
not sure what's that is supposed to mean lmao
its a pretty straightforward transformation of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl's_Birthday

So who actually makes the best fleshlights? I keep seeing mixed reviews of bd and honestly think when you buy bd you're paying for thier name, external appearance and communist worker benefits.

Are onaholes better than bad dragon? I don't wanna buy a 300 dollar fleshlight after taxes , and not having a fleshlight that feels like 300 dollars. Especially since for another 142 I could buy a coach gun.

>>7328721

I bought a hazel on the black friday sale, and to be perfectly honest I wish i had saved my cash. It's a neat texture, but it absolutely DRINKS lube, and it has a tendency to grab the skin of my shaft and pull it around rather than slide past it. I've been trying to sell it on the BD forums but not much luck.

>>7328805
I'd have no qualms buying a used werewolf hole, would you consider selling to someone here?

>>7329096

hmmm, well I wouldn't be opposed, it's one of the black friday models so it's a pure black color, extra soft silicone, etc.

How does $75 plus shipping sound?

>>7329333
I thought extra soft was the only firmness they came in. Either way, I would gladly take it for that, but I'm a broke-ass college student who needs to eat more than sate their lust. But maybe someone else would be interested? Sorry to lead you on.

>>7329333
[email protected] email me. I'll take it for $75 plus shipping

>>7286567
It's got a bit of weight to it, and the way the entrance is shaped ends up to a kind of locking in sensation.

I always end up cumming at least two times in one session.

>girlfriend wanted a bad dragon dildo, has wanted one for years
>talk to her about what one she wants
>end up getting austin the fox
>it arrives mid december
>she hasn't used it yet
>every day i grow increasingly worried that i'm going to get cucked by fox cock
>gf reassures me that she'll always prefer sex with me
>i'm still scared

Help me brahs.

>>7330467

Precuck her and take that knot like a man.

>>7330467
Get the dog dick wearable and you're all good m8

>>7330467
I fucked my wife with my seadragon and she didn't like it. She said it was too pointy.
Bad-Dragon dildos are made mostly for males so you don't nerd to worry. nothing compares to a real human.

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>>7330467
>>7330559
>have girls they can fuck'
>still on trash
>still using sex toys

Some people aren't worthy of pussy

>>7330967
People who have sex still masturbate, anon.
If you weren't a virgin you'd know.

>>7330967
>Not using sex toys with your gf
fag

>>7330467
girl owning several dildos here

a real dick will always be more interesting so chill

>>7332828
is it because the dick feels real? Like you can feel his dick pulsing or whatever?

>>7330967
>i would have sex ALL the time with my girlfriend if i had one
>because i know for a fact my girlfriend will always want to have sex when i want it
clearly never been in a physical relationship that included sex

>>7330467
think of it in terms of owning a fleshlight. they're neato and different but nothing will be the same as sex with an actual woman. Same concept, reversed roles

>>7332828
what about a real dog dick

>>7336746
If he had access to that, I don't think he would bother with a girlfriend :)

>>7336746
I wish I could have a dog at my apartment. I'd want a big one, though...

>>7286776
I think I gained a new fetish. Fucking a fleshlight that a male animal is holding onto while pretending he's a girl.

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>>7337456
Don't, unless you actually intend to love and care for it its entire life instead of using it as an expensive sex toy. If not, stick to dildos and fleshlights.

Public service announcement: DON'T FUCK ACTUAL DOGS!

http://nbc4i.com/2017/01/13/man-arrested-for-sex-with-own-dog-abuse-went-on-for-years/

Don't be this horrid neckbearded fuck, keep it to the Bad Dragon catalog instead. You think this guy's ever going to be able to have a normal life, after having his name and photo in the news for banging his dogs?

>>7337654
Of course I would do that. I love dogs also in a non-sexual way. I just have an insane lust for the knot.

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>>7337703
Alright, that's fine.
You could try pic related.

>>7337745
Nah, that's fine. I already have a knotted toy, but I'm also in it for the insane amount of cum.

I want to feel it dripping from my mouth on my tits.

>>7290820
Why ass is the best ass?

>>7337691
don't ABUSE actual dogs.
ftfy

>>7337812
Yeah, that's actual abuse.
I don't think me getting on all fours and having a male dog pound either of my holes is quite the same.

>>7319602
>https://e621.net/post/show/184175/2011-3d_-artwork-3-animated-anklet-armlet-bestiali

Jewelry on dragons get me diamonds

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>>7337691
>DON'T FUCK ACTUAL DOGS
Exactly, let the dog fuck you instead.

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>>7327597
>all the women except for one are obese

>>7337498
Same here, I can't explain it, but fuck it makes me diamonds.

>>7337788
I don't think most people realise how long dogs keep spurting for. They make a big mess that really is impressive.

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>>7338015
https://e621.net/post/show/128516/3d_-artwork-animated-digital_media_-artwork-dragon

I wish I could afford the equine pussy and asshole toys. Fuck I love how equine holes look.

>>7338791
>https://e621.net/post/show/128516/3d_-artwork-animated-digital_media_-artwork-dragon

>anon my penis. noooooo

>>7312360
>that dick

I cant believe how insecure Im feeling right now, nice genes man

>>7337498
I didn't know I needed this until now.

>page ten

>>7337498
>>7286776
Top unf.

>>7326548
>Dick riding a politician.
LOL
ARE THOSE HATS MADE IN CHINA AS WELL?

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>>7344464
nope, 100% Made in America bb

>>7337691
You can fuck a dog without abusing/hurting it so you have no argument.

So are the "knock-off" brands as good as BD? How are their dicks? Fuckables? Anyone got experience?

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>>7337691
I think you meant to say
DON'T GET CAUGHT FUCKING DOGS

Don't ever record or take pictures of yourself doing it, never share it with others, use wildly different account names if you ever discuss it online. Ideally just stay anonymous on image boards and you'll be pretty safe.

>tfw bled when taking the knot of a medium rex
>regretted not buying a small
>thought about buying a small, but then thought what would be the purpose of the medium?
>or, i could buy a whole new dildo
>or i could not waste my money
What would you do in this situation? (how can i take the medium without killing myself?) Can I cause long term damage to my butt from a medium rex?

>>7346610
lrn2streach nigga you can't just go from nothing to knot and expect it to be fine

>>7346610

If you're not warming up properly you can definitely hurt something. The best way to get used to an 8" circumference is to build up with smaller plugs, and don't increase more than an inch of circumference at a time.

Google for a Tantus Severin plug, they're having a butthurt sale over the weekend 'cause trump and everything's 25% off. Don't get the small, you have fingers for a reason, get the medium and get used to it, try to toy with it enough that you can push the biggest knot in and out once a second. Once you can do that much you're ready to try for the rex again.

What does the cum lube taste like?

>>7348773
It tastes bad

>>7349123

That's disappointing.

>>7346610
The shape of rex is challenging, change is in girth is so sudden.
Like other anon said get something to gradually strech you so that knotting becomes easier and less bloody, those wounds are no joke.
One option is also to get another bd toy with more gradual girth but thats expencive.

>>7311607
How is your dick so long?

>>7338044
This anon gets it

>>7293680
>these exist
So there is still some hope for my small penis, hopefully the thing doesn't fall off.

>>7354028
There's a chance your penis will fall off?

>>7350660
Jelqing

page ten bump

>>7345618
I hear exotic-erotics is really good, especially if you're looking for something that's realistic as fuck.

I'm planning to get their silver sometime.

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>>7359424
>Lifecast toys are created from casts of living animals (and humans!). The casting process takes approximately five minutes, and the animals are always happy to help! No animals are harmed in any way, physically or otherwise. Lifecast toys are just like the real thing, down to the slightest wrinkle and bump. Toys only mother nature could sculpt!
Holy shit.

>>7359424
I got a monster buck in medium

It's honestly a lot of fun despite how thin it is in comparison to every other toy with a knot. It's really helping with what I hoped it would. That harsh curve after the inner sphincter prevents thicker and more stiff toys from getting around it. They just hammer at it but the Buck doesn't. Would recommend larger than a medium though, because it'll get around that bend no matter what size.

>>7359654
Would have loved to see how that's done. That's not even illegal, is it? I mean you can find videos of dog breeding and artificial insemination on YouTube.

>>7359796
Maybe they're in a place that has no laws about that stuff.

>>7360157
They're located in US as far as I can tell.
Also I meant filming the process and putting it on their website for "educational" purposes. Pretty sure that making a dildo from an animal's dick isn't covered by the animal sex laws since you don't actually fuck the animal. As long as you don't abuse it, anyway. Should fall under the same category as breeding/semen collection.

>>7286567
I have one BD toy, an Austin in small, with cumtube

I regret getting it in small as it's a bit too small (I'm not super experienced so I was more concerned about two big)

I do enjoy the knot a lot, though.

The cumlube is a mess

>>7360479
The cum lube is fucking hot if you're camming, otherwise I don't bother. Making jlube thick is easier and cheaper in the long run.

It's great for going deep though.

>>7360251
US laws on that type of shit usually are state based. Bestiality is legal in numerous states, for instance.

>>7360727
Oh, right (I don't live in the US). But still, semen collection and stuff like that is legal anywhere, no? Farming kinda depends on it.

>>7360758
Semen collection is, of course. Not so sure about making cast molds of your dogs dick.

I feel that one might be banned under certain state laws, especially if they have extra aggressive animal cruelty and rights laws.

>>7360880
"""cruelty""" :^)

>>7350660
Good genes

>>7360955
cruelty by some old ignorant white dudes standards.

>>7293218
>>7293680
If I ever find a bitch to rut to begin with, I'm buying one of these very fast.

>>7360955
It's based on the fact that animals cannot verbally say "Have sex with me."
In some states it illegal to engage in sexual activity with a drunk human, regardless if prior or afterwards to being drunk they consented.
>If a drunk human can't consent, neither can an animal

>>7327597

holy shit that's actually a neat video

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Would anybody recommend Bumble Hooves for someone that's kind of inexperienced with butt stuff? Looking through their site it's my favorite design.

>>7363900
What makes it your favorite?

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>>7363900
I recommend Chance over Bumble cause bumble is thicker and shorter. You may not be able to take all of Chance at first but it's easier to work up to. Just my opinion though. They're both solid picks. The only thing I wouldn't recommend for someone inexperienced is a knotty toy or some similar "bumpy" texture.

>>7363700
Look if you can kill and eat an animal or shove your arm up it's cunt to artificially inseminate it without it giving verbal consent I don't see why sticking your dick in it is such a big deal.

Especially seeing as it's quite easy for them to give a nonverbal no.

>>7363955
Because horsecock and I like it's cartoony style a little more than the other horse like (chance/sleipnir/tucker) models.

>>7363992
Chance is my second choice pick so maybe I'll look into that instead.

>>7364027
mlp go and stay go

How gradual are the custom fades? Is it like the biggest one in

>>7363900

or is it a more even change across the toy?

>>7363700
Is it also illegal to fuck mutes or people you don't share a language with?

>>7354964
My penis is detachable, this comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

Are onaholes better than bad dragon?

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>>7363700
Tell that to my dog who repeatedly sniffs my crotch and jumps around me with a hard-on whenever he wants sum fug.

>>7363995
It's only ok as long as no fun is involved at all. Jerking off your dog for the purpose of breeding? That's alright. Sticking your hand in a horse's cunt for cleaning or artificial insemination? Sure go ahead. Letting your dog fuck you because he's horny and you're into it? v&

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>>7365772
aesthetically yes but functionally not so much. I've had two and they've both gotten tears in them despite that I'm mostly a bottom and not really that big to begin with. they feel really good when you warm them up and they have a really nice weight to them which I personally enjoyed, but dollar for dollar I hear you can do better. gif isn't me btw

>>7327597
>those fucking gandolf gifs on every screen in the background

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>>7293862
Rowan is pretty great. It feels really tight at one point, so it's like you can control exactly where on your dick the sensation is.

>>7362840
Am I on tumblr right now?

>>7364772
Mine too but I'm always afraid of losing mine. That's why I always have a few spares in a hollowed-out phonebook under my bed.

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>>7364772
>>7367645
Well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me recently...

>>7364047
>I posted the "everyone hates mlp, even faggots!" again!
I hope you die from septic shock, really really slowly

>>7363995
But no one except you and the dog would ever know if they had said yes or no.
>you don't understand officer, he said yes everytime

>>7367603
you're in america now

>>7367596
that's amazing, i want one

>>7368541
It's very tight and hard to get into at the entrance, but it opens up a lot once you're inside.

>>7369554
Doesn't that make it prone to tearing?

>>7369602
I'm constantly worried about tearing it, more during cleaning than actual use since I'm rubbing my finger around every which way to try to get all the lube out, but so far it's managed to stay intact.

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>>7367596
Dragon Muzzle or Dragoness Muzzle.

What's your take, please. I'd greatly appreciate it, I can't find comparison reviews anywhere.

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>>7368203
If the cops insisted, I guess I'd be willing to let them watch to prove that it was consensual

>>7369733
>Dragon Muzzle
Don't see one for the dragon, but here's one for the dragoness.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/comments/30xsjv/review_the_dragoness_muzzle_aka_heavens_throat/

>>7369866
Yeah, he's the only review out there that I can find.

>>7368203
>oh so you were actually harvesting dog cum in your mouth for insemination purposes? Apologies citizen, carry on then, I almost thought you were a filthy dogfucker!

>>7369733
I don't have either, but I remember reading that one of them is really loose and best suited for those who are very well endowed. I can't remember which one though.

>>7370020
Check out BD's forum section. You'll find a lot of good info there.

>>7370452
I think I read that same review but can't find it now. They said all mouth stuff was looser, better for sensitive or bigger guys or for longer wank sessions for average.

I honestly just want a critique on texture, and how those teeth on the Dragon feel. I lean towards Dragon for the feral look and how that tongue texture goes deeper, but the teeth concern me.

>>7370472
I'll have to give it a shot then.

Cheers. If I find answers I'll pop back here with them.

>>7370493
It doesn't bite, even if it may look the part.
The review sounds pretty spot on, though, at least for the dragon.

>>7370837
Welp, that's probably the best response I'll get.

If it sucks, I'll let you lot know. My currect experience is with Lily, which is 10/10 with little basis for comparison.

>>7370991
Thanks, but I'm quite familiar with the muzzle. Unfortunately it's the only BD penetrable I own, so we're in pretty much the same spot as far as trying to draw comparisons go

>>7371072
How do the teeth feel? Just curious.

Prone to tearing?

>>7371238
They're very gentle. The first few centimeters of the muzzle are very pliable in general, as the top and bottom first connect at the canines. As far as tearing goes, there are no obvious weak points. Strain is distributed evenly, and after about two years of regular usage I've yet to see signs of any damage. I'd be very surprised if you managed to tear this one

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So who is picking up a Garnet toy?
Anyone bought any birthstone colors before?

>>7372208

I'm going as soon as I can make up my mind on which fake animal dick I want to buy. I have a January birthday and besides that it's just a good looking color.

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>>7337860
>either of my holes

What color would a mary the mare look good in? Are there any good seasonal colors coming up soon?
I know mary is slightly shorter than the other penetrables but seems to have much fewer complaints of tearing/tightness ect so it I thought it would be a good first choice

>>7372402
Nostrils, duh

I have been eyeing up David for a bit over a year now and I'm thinking about finally adopting one.Is he good for beginners and what size and firmness would be best? I'm leaning toward medium for both size and firmness, but this is my first toy so I'm not sure. Also where do you hide your toys? I'm thinking I might shove mine in an old PS3 box in my closet since my family can be nosy.

>>7367687
BriannaWu.webm

hazel heated in microwave is the best thing you could ever put your dick in, not even meming

(just make sure it's for ~1-2min tops and use lube with fingers first to even out the heat)

>>7372402
Ass and urethra

>>7375455
>>7372402

do you people not have mouths?

>>7374920
Get a small for your first toy man. 6 inch girth is a lot for a virgin asshole. Get a medium if you've got a vagina.

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>>7375324
>best thing you could ever put your dick in
Anal with a vibe in her pussy is the best

>>7374920
I have a david in small, heh, but I can't take a very large toy anyway.
I wouldn't get him if I was a beginner. Knots in general are something to steer away from until you have some experience and can stretch enough to justify getting one. I didn't start with david, but even then when I first got him, taking the knot was very hard.
Medium firmness if probably fine, but even a small size might be a push, it was for me.

Personally I think david is too pointy, and I enjoy tucker the most (and most equines in general) because he's more blunt, and I like having a bit more shaft to work with in addition to the knot.

I keep my toys wrapped in wash cloths and store them in an old wood box with a lock. Ain't know one finding out I like animal dick.

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>>7375578
>human
Fuck off back to normie boards

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>>7375606
>implying anyone on 4chan is normal

>>7369733
I have a dragoness. she has a very throaty texture and her tongue entrance makes her great for face fucking but that's about it. if you are well endowed I'd lube up real good because the corners of her mouth with rip easily. such is the curse.

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>>7375580
>wrapped in wash cloths
This is actually very smart, silicone destroys itself, so if you had a box of toys laying next to each other they would start to break down

>>7375735
Yeah, I think I remember reading something like that on BDs care guide too.
I wrap them in toilet paper or tissue, and then wash cloths.

>>7375578
Source? Not usually a >no hooves but I'm interested in what they are saying

>>7375580
>>7375520
Thanks for the advice! I have a pussy and I'm a bit weary on anal play so I think I'll do fine with a medium. I'm going to stick with David since I'm not really into horses, I'll just have to practice before taking the knot. And thanks for the tip about wrapping the toys in cloth, don't want my $120 werewolf dick getting scuffed.

How long do you think it's going to currently take to fill an order? I know it was just the sale and everything, so I wasn't expecting normal times

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>>7375948
>scuffed
If it's next to other silicone toys it will actually melt

>>7376061
After some research it would appear that this doesn't actually happen with silicone, just with mixed toys like RealSkin or the terrible jelly toys made of PVC.
I'll keep looking around though, and still wouldn't chance it.

>>7375948
Alternatively, preserve the innermost packaging and use it to wrap your toys for storage. I've yet to encounter packaging material which interacts with other packaging material. We own about a dozen toys and the only damage that I've ever caused was due to washing a fapsleeve in super-hot water (not counting the utter destruction of many many cheapo jelly, "eh let's try it," throwaway toys).

Ideally, pick up natural-fiber (super-high thread count if possible; not burlap) drawstring baggies from gaming, craft, or hippie stores and individually bag each toy before storage. Tissue paper leaves wee fibrous bits on stuff, especially soft squishy materials. These bits can harbour pathogens or irritants, and themselves may become lodged in to soft tissues and comprimise genital comfort and health.

>>7376124
That piece has been in contact with an unrealistic volume of incompatible lube, likely oil or silicone-based, and has begun to dissolve. In actuality, using an incompatible lube will soften the material, comprimise its surface appearance, give it a, "sweating," appearance and, in extreme cases, cause the material to become tacky and deposit silicone grease on to surfaces.

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>>7376061
>>7376124
(I've had that pic saved for a while, so sorry)
http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
It would seem that medical grade silicone won't melt or destroy itself, but cheaper silicone lube could ruin a silicone toy

>>7376239
>That piece has been in contact with an unrealistic volume of incompatible lube
All that liquid is from the toys melting. They were all put in the jar having never been used or covered in lube.

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>>7338063
this

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>>7337691
One, you make sure you have your own place if you are gonna fuck it

Two, he could if he gets a legal name change and loses all the fat + shaves all his facial hair + gets a different hair style + moves a good ways away from where he is now

Yeah its impossible for him to maintain his life as he knew it now, its over forever, but he can make a new one

>>7302427
>zootopiageneral.gif

>>7376451
Posted in every single zootopia thread

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>>7363700
>cannot verbally say "Have sex with me."
You know I've never understood people's obsession with consent, even with human girls

Why do guys value a girls feelings more than getting their dicks wet? The only thing I can think of is that modern men have been so brainwashed and cucked that they feel like women aren't meant to be subservient and submissive and that we aren't entitled to take them as our birth right

Rape literally doesn't even physically hurt the girl if its in the mouth (let her breath sometimes) or in the pussy (most girls get wet from rape anyways, natural defense mechanism, and if they don't well oh well take it bitch)
If she is drunk/high she will barely feel anything anyways

>>7363995
Literally this >
>why tho
Same reason prostitution and rape (especially "rape" in the context of fucking a drunk/high bitch)
Its because muh feels
>muh women are not objects
>muh we dont owe you anything
>muh sucking a hundred chads dicks is fine and so is getting gang banged but if you want a turn the answer is no because i say so

One thing 2nd and 3rd world countries usually get right is their disregard for women's "rights"
>inb4 you may get macheted for rape in some of them
Yeah but in those ones you are automatically assigned a bitch(es) anyways so its more like you are fucking another guys bitch when you already have your own
Even in some of the countries that wont machete you they still give you a free bitch


>inb4 a bunch of posts complaining about my post
You will never change my views on this
Return to the 1910's when

>>7376495
t. kissless miggie-toe virgin

>>7377151
>rather than try and fail to debate your post I'm going to insult you

t. beta cuck numale faggot

>>7376495
>why do people care about the law
It's people that care that make society function and if everyone was a retarded egdelord like nothing would remain.

>>7377600
>what was 1700s 1800s and early 1900s US law
>what was men being legally allowed to fuck their wives as much as they wanted with or without consent because a wife putting out is part of the marriage contract
>what is prostitution being legal up until the 1920s
>what was full on non-wife rape being largely ignored during the same time periods

We just need to bring back patriarchy

>>7377861
You long for a past that wan't real, now fuck off.

All I was trying to say is that if we're going to treat animals as property why restrict what can be done with that property?

>>7377879
>wasn't real
>history is all in your head

You can't stop what's coming you subhuman libshit faggot

>>7377900
No you misundertand, I'm saying that the things you claim happen did not happen.
Other than
>what is prostitution being legal up until the 1920s
all those things are either false or deceptive half truths.

Now get out of here on go get some reading comprehension.

>>7377920
http://time.com/3975175/spousal-rape-case-history/

>>7377920
We're going to bring it all back

>>7377954
>I need the government to approve of my natural right to a woman
>not just doing it already
Yeah keep preaching on imageboards instead of doing it irl you fucking frail poser.

>>7377861
Nice liberal narrative you got there.

>http://press-pubs.uchicago.edu/founders/documents/amendVIIIs10.html
>"Whosoever shall be guilty of Rape, Polygamy, or Sodomy with man or woman shall be punished, if a man, by castration, if a woman, by cutting thro' the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch diameter at the least."

>http://scholarship.law.wm.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1404&context=wmjowl
>"According to the conventional domestic violence narrative, judges historically have ignored or even shielded “wife beaters” as a result of the patriarchal prioritization of privacy in the home. This Article directly challenges that account. In the early twentieth century, judges regularly and enthusiastically protected female victims of domestic violence in the divorce and criminal contexts."

>>7376061
>>7376249
Oh, well that's just fucking great. Now I either have to pay up the wazoo for a toy or risk my dick falling off.

Do we need a new bread?

I have a Janine, but my dick sensitivity is so terrible that it takes at least an hour of constant use to finish.

Is there one that's better for less sensitive people? I just want to have a fap session that won't take a whole evening. I've heard good things about Natasha.