New ERP thread. >>724943 cont...

>>728653
First for big floppy titties.

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>>728548
>Do you only ERP in private?
No of course not, but I'm much better in private. I actually make people cum in private, in those threads I'm an embarrassment and a general useless idiot. Well catch me in another thread then !

>actually using Steam for vidya
Ahaha... y-you sane and normal person...

>>728563
>I may have accidentally cucked clownpiece and triggered his guilt trip that caused the shit with his boyfriend...
Oh fuck...

>I have my dad on my friends list on Steam, he doesn't know I'm gay and he's threatened to kill himself if he finds out I am.
Man, that's really extreme what the hell...

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>>728574
I-I'm not adorable in the least! Sorry for mixing you up with Miya anyway, I'm a bit of a moron-- erm, here, let me help..!
>Picks up all of the collateral mess you made and quickly puts everything away
Y-you should be more careful with the equipment, Nia-chan. It's a little dangerous to keep them on the floor..!

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>>728574
Yeah!
>Winced as your pinched her cheeks, giggling after a few moments
Me and all my friends play MTG a lot, probably for about 5 years now, I'm the friend in the group who always plays the Blue versions of decks
>Smirked as she finished speaking

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Clown Piece removed me on Steam... I wonder why...

>>728558
I'm just checking it out... I was curious if anyone I know might be here. What about you? Do you come here often?

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>tfw no new emails
>tfw don't like erp'ing in public
>tfw pass up opportunities to make friends with nice people

>>728675
That's a shame, but sure. I'll be sure to have my fun with you next time you're around. I think I'd prefer everyone being able to see how pathetic and perverted you are as you don't even struggle when I use you how I please.

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>>728683
I appear from time to time. I actually love this place because of all of the misfortune that's here.

>>728688
What you looking for? I'll email you.
>inb4 i email you but youre just trolling

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>>728688
I'll be your friend!

(Why does the street names captcha always need two tries... I got it right the first time!

>>728688
>tfw I'd fuck you so hard that the next person to pull my cock out of you would be crowned King Arthur

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>>728699
Seems like there might be a lot...

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>>728675
Remember when /lewd/ was being raided?
That was kicked off by the person he felt I was "stealing" from him trying to get him to come back.
Also /lewd/ already has a Nueposter that you guys keep confusing me for.

My dad kind of really likes to control me with threatening suicide to the point I just let him mess my life up however he wants.
He decided he was staying at my place for the week leading up to christmas and I became a complete mess.

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>sitting down, sighs and takes a sip from my coffee, my tail holding a doughnut
Meh. Rhin being lazy.

>>728720
Here's a (You). Go away.

>>728754
Wow, no need to be rude...

>>728720
Here's a (You). Please stay.

>>728719
Just tell him no for once, or tell him to do it
Because anyone who threatens their own life because they are a little bitch to do anything theirself won't do it.
Stand up for yourself and you can actually live your life as a human and not your father's bitch

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Greetings, citizens.

>>728719
Do gay stuff to him, suck his dick the next time you see him, make your dad lust for you.

>>728768
>>728719
If anything, tell someone that your father keeps saying he'll kill himself, then he'll be dragged into care or something then nothing like that can happen, since he'll be under constant watch.

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>>728719
Someone who treats you like that and threatens you with suicide is obviously not a person that cares about you. If anything, speak out. Sorry if my advice isn't really that useful, you just need to be yourself and take control over your own life, regardless of what the bastard says.

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>>728768
I'd rather not deal with him cutting his stomach open again trying to prove a point when he's been starting to get his life back on track.

He'd been a junkie since he was 15 and now he's finally clean and maybe just maybe he'll be stable now so I need to give him a chance.

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>>728779
Long time no see, loyal Astarties!

>>728779
Don't worry, no heresy here today.

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>>728717
I would imagine that you be to busy.

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>>728677
S-Sorry.. I thought I left my favorite pan around here somewhere..
>Huffs and crosses her arms
Ugh! All my friends say I'm a really good cook, I swear!
>>728680
>Nia nods enthusiastically, pretending like she knows what you're talking about
Oh, wow that's cool! I really should play a game with you some time, Anzu! It was fun playing with 'Fuji!

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>>728802

Greetings, Rhin.

I've been on vacation so I've been absent a bit.

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>>728690
Hehe~ everyone already knows how pathetic I am... Under one identity or another.

>>728719
Oh. Well you're really a dense little ball of drama. But your father sounds like he could use some counselling. That's really fucking unhealthy. I'm all for telling homos to not shove their lifestyle in everyone's face, and I don't do it myself and would expect to get told to fuck off if I did but really what he's doing is not cool.

>>728720
Here's a (You). Gimme your coffee. And half of your donut.

>>728779
H-hello uh, i-is that bolter charged ?

>>728797
Just remember that you should not give him too many chances, Nue. You have to make sure he actually gets his life on track now, he can't threaten you with these threats, you're his son. A father should not be threatening you like this, it isn't right.. you know, you're human too.

>>728815
N-Nia I trust that you are! Here, you can use my pan..
>I easily reach for a top-shelf pan and pass it to her
Well, what was you planning on cookin' up anyway? I'll be glad to taste your cooking!

>>728816
Ah, I see I see. Nice to have you back.
>waving my tail a bit

>>728817
...Suuuure?
>hands you the hot cup of coffee and gives you the whole doughnut

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>>728825
>>728815
I forgot an image again because I was rushing.. gah! I'll get it right someday I promise!

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>>728815
>She giggled thinking about playing a fighting game with Nia, still holding you softly to her petite chest
It'd probably be a let down since all I play mostly are fighting games senpai, but I'd still play if you really wanted to Nia!

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>>728819
>>728817
>>728793
>>728785
You're all really being too nice.

But if I cut him off that means he'll force his way back into my little sister's life and she hates him more than I do, she turned 13 recently and it'd really be better for her if he's out of her life until she's... mature enough... to handle his influence.

So for her sake I have to put up with him, and if he does actually kill himself I know it'd still crush her.

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>>728830

Good to see you too.

I see this place is fully operational.

*Sits back, relaxing a bit*

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>>728811
How do you figure?

I'm just a little busy...

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>>728853

PERSEVERE, CITIZEN!

This ERP thread beleives in you!

>>728853
If you care that much for your father, you should at least try and get him help or something, I don't know the situation enough to really have a base in the conversation. But I have dealt with my own issues similar to this...

>>728838
You're a lot more likable when you're not using nigger vocabulary. Nia seems to be a good influence on you.

Someone do a person from monster musume.

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>>728858
About as much as I dead hive city...
>sighing and looks around

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>>728859
You are still running that shrine, right?
>Sits on a tree branch and removes my boots.

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>>728893
...I completely forgot I typed like that, although I'll probably still do it when talking about street fighter

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>>728902
*a dead hive city
>Ugh

>>728911
That's a shame, because that's probably the worst thing about you and the FGC.

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Oi the fuck u lookin at, cunt?
Cheeky twat somethink wrong with my cock yeah? Yeah you better get on your knees twat

>>728877
It's not heresy to be attracted to Mettatton, right?
He's a robot with a ghost's soul in him.

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>>728902

Eh, take what you can get, right?

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>>728931

Its a machine spirit...

Your gender, citizen?

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>>728936
I suppose, course at this time of the night usually there are many more people or at least some kind of intelligent/retarded shitposter...
>sighs, letting my tail drop

>>728834
It's okay. Just try not to be in such a rush to post. BTW, nice outfit.

>>728951
Gender is an imperial construct.

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>>728906
-floats over and sits by you-

It's not as much of a full time job as you think. I got all my real work done earlier so now I'm free to do the stuff I can multitask.

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>>728927
You're telling it how it is anon, you play any fighting games? You seem like you at least know something about them as you know about the FGC

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>>728958

Yea...

We're losing a lot of people. Anons aren't reproducing with anyone, so they're leaving. And that makes people who do reproduce leave.

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it's me shrek again

wanna fuk

>>729005
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

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>>728997
Indeed.

The people that anons usually come for haven't showed up today and the Emperor knows I can't do much about it.

>>728978
I've played a bunch of them, especially SF4 and MvC2&3.
Played enough with my friends and at local tournaments to know that I won't ever git gud.

But watching J.Wong school people with Iron Fist was fun, and so is the giggle-fest of Ross & gootecks on a couch.

But all the nigger posturing and "fite me irl" is so cancerous.

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>>728825
>>728834
(Why are you rushing, silly? I take forever to reply anyway..)
Thank you! You're in for a treat!
>She slams the pan down onto the stove and starts chucking random ingredients into it
This is my special dish that I make for my friends all the time!

>>728838
>Nia winced at the thought of playing a fighting game with Anzu and getting her butt kicked
O-On second thought nevermind! Heh.. heh.. Instead, maybe we could play a drawing game like Miyafuji suggested earlier!

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I dance in the thread and observe the flock
A flick of a wrist and I grasp my cock
I sing great fellows, I'm in need of fuck
And the whores... Do they moan, and tease, and suck
I gasp in delight from your eager lips
For they take all my length and do touch my hips
I throw down a coin for I'll cum this day
And sits in the corner is Nue, the gay

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>>728975
I always thoughts being a shrine maid was a job that you devote your life to. Just like i devote my life to be a goddess.

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>>729024
(No idea, I guess I'm new here so I don't wanna' disappoint or anyhting like that!)
>Gets slightly shocked, I step away slightly as she throws random ingrediants in
E-erm.. what would this perticular dish be called? I've never seen this combination of ingrediants before.

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it me
dk
wanna bang
my coconut gun can fire in spurts

>>729078
DING DONG

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>>729024
When are you getting back on discord?

Cute lolis, a shrine maiden and my favourite demon Nue. Looks to be a lovely night in paradise.

>sits down and take a sip from a flask

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>>729022
You have SF4 on steam anon? I'm not the best either but I used to be good enough to win at locals around my state. I know what you mean, I didn't really join these threads to partake but it didn't take long before I fell in love. I've really considered abandoning the whole shit posting speak, which I guess happened already
>>729024
>Grew a wide smug grin seeing your reaction, although raising a brow after you finished speaking
A drawing game? I'd try but I'm awful at drawing generally, but I'll try my hardest!

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>>729056
Humans don't work like that... I'm definitely a shrine maiden 24/7 but my shrine hardly gets any visitors, so...

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>I remove my peel
>you like this

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Who wants to RP this?

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>>729114
So you're here to to convert people to your shrine. How naughty of you.

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>>729138
cyka блять

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>>729134
You're pretty...apeeling.

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By Azura, by Azura, by Azura it's the Grand Champion!
I can't believe it's you. Wanking here. Next to me!

>>729134
>sticks you in a blender and purees you
>you like this

>>729163
*ba-dum tss*

>>729171
Do you have cliffs in Cyrodiil?
Go near them so I can protect you.

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Who wants to ERP our wedding night where you find out that I'm not a virgin despite insisting I was saving myself for marriage, you lose your mind and start beating me, then I tell you that it's because my uncle raped me as a child and then you kill yourself for hurting me like that? (But in fact I lied about the uncle thing and really I'm just a huge slut that married you for the money) then I throw a party with a bunch of male strippers and get gangbanged?

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>>729152
Hmph... I'm not naughty!

>>729187
I like this idea, but I want one change. Instead of dying, I fail to kill myself and just end up paralyzed, then you spend the rest of our life together slutting around on top of my immobile body.

>>729189
>Coming here and saying that you're not naughty

My sides...

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>>729189
Very naughty!

>>729216
attention whores

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Hello ich bin zuruck, wie gehts?

I do wonder where elena is~

Renemon, I choose you!
>throws out my Digiball, making you appear

>>729088
tell us all about it

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BY THE LORD, YOU HERETICS ARE PRACTISING LUSTS OF THE FLESH!
YOU WILL ALL BE PUT DOWN IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY ORDER! I WILL SLAY YOU FOUL BEASTS!

>>729223
>shoots hitlers cum on u

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>>729112
Bought it, but had enough of it on PS3, didn't even bother installing it.

I have like 0 interest in 1v1 games.

>>729222
Go to bed, junior.

>>729187
>comment about how im one of the strippers who doesnt want to join in the gangbang so i sit in your living room and idle on my cellhpone instead. you call me a cuck but it turns out im just gay as fuck and then your dad and brother walk into the room and i fuck the shit out of them.

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>>729216
If you haven't noticed, I'm not here to be lewd... there probably won't be a third if it's gonna be like that.

>>729221
I'm really not! I haven't done one naughty thing since I got here!

https://youtu.be/LeG-6bpeUkA
>Nue posted something by this band before.
>For all the love songs Nue posts they haven't posted this one.

Hey Anzu

People some video games that aren't fighting games, you big NERD

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>>729223

Greetings, sir!

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>>729242
Ahh thats a shame, I dislike having assists and shit in fighters so thats why I stick to anime fighters and street fighter, but I can still dig like MvC2 a TINY bit

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>>729256
There's no external way to tell when a woman is ready to conceive~

>>729239
And on Sunday too. This is the lord's day.

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>>729254
I don't know about that but there was a person that game nice foot massages.

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>>729223
Greetings.

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I've always wanted someone to fuck my nostril...

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>>729293
That doesn't sound like fun...

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>>729057
(you won't disappoint dummy!)
I never really thought of a name, to be honest!
>The ingredients in the pan catch on fire

>>729088
Uhm. If you mean the ERP discord, probably never. I'm sorry.

>>729112
I suck at drawing too! It just sounded like lots of fun! Plus, you'd probably kick my butt in any game so I'd at least want to play a game not as competitive!

>>729293
Earlier before you got triggered and though Mizuki wanted you back, I was going to say I wanted to fuck your throat by your horns then cum up your nose to make you gag on my jizz.

>>729254
A third what? A fuck I don't give? A third nothing that will happen to me? An empty threat?

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Disregard that I suck cocks

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>>729293

Must hurt.

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>>729289
I might be good at that, but there's no way I have a reputation for it!

>>729310
>the ERP discord, probably never. I'm sorry
Why not?

>>729326
Because Nia isn't retarded or shit.

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>>729310
There are other groups than that you silly

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>>729313
It's my second time here. I've said that a bunch of times, but I guess you're busy being salty to pay proper attention.

>>729310
>Uhm. If you mean the ERP discord, probably never. I'm sorry.
come back

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>>729310
>Giggled cheerfully as she hugged you a bit tighter
As long as its with you Nia I don't mind! What game would we all play anyway?

>>729341
>There are other groups than that you silly
which

I'm glad Mizuki's become a meme. Every avatarfag fisted their pussy over him and it got obnoxious fast.

There's like no new blood here lately though.

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>>728853
Threats of suicide should be taken seriously, especially if they're being used for attention. So tell your pop that you'll get him help if he really wants to commit suicide, and then get in contact with a hospital.

Then he'll get committed and if/when he gets out, if/when he does that shit again, you can just call the hospital again.

It's for his good and yours, since he's clearly got a screw or fifty loose.

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>>729349

>>729310

Praise be to you for avoiding that discord shit.

You don't lewd but you're cute and drama-free. Keep on keeping on.

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>first post
>have to tell someone how to handle suicide

What a great place to ERP.

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>>729364
I wish Mizu would notice me

>>729364
Your jelly is showing.

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>>729364
It's what happens when you close yourself off from the source. This environment is decidedly less... random...

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>>729364
Tfw no Memezuki to fuki.

>>729343
I'm (not) sorry but I haven't been here all day like you so I more than likely missed the bunch of times you mentioned that it was you're second time here.

>>729402
fuck off nue

>>729402

Fuck off Nue/male succubus

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>>729291
Hallo, how're you?
(wait you're not renamon are you?)

>>729241
>bathes in he fuhrers glorious cum
have I finally been witnessed??

>>729267
Greetings herr marine, you have fun purging the heriticus?

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>>729408
They're...

-stretches-

In this thread, you baka... oh well...

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>>729399
Bitch this is Nue (13).jpg, that is Nue (11).jpg and I flipped it because the wings are the wrong way around.
Also I call him Mizzy you piece of shit.

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>>729410
>>729415
With bait bigger than your dicks combined, I've hooked you both.

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>>729310
>I quickly pick up the pan and move it to the sink, moving it to the sink and filling the pan with water, to get rid of the fire
B-be careful! Are you sure you're good at cooking, Nia-chan? Pans aren't exactly meant t to catch on fire like that..!
>>729273
I play fighters too! I don't necessarily have a lot of skill in them, nor'd o I play Street Fighter but I stil play them a bit!

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>>729427
I see your Shinoa and raise a larger one!

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>>729419

Yes, sir.

All heresy has been purged prior to your arrival.

>>729438
>>729429
oops

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>>729321
A reputation of foot massages?

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>>729390
I might download that! Although I can't promise I'll end up playing it since I tend to flake out of non fighters...
>>729432
If you ever wanted to play some with me I'd be happy to beat you up~

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>>729438
It means nothing. You linked the wrong post.
Nice failure, faggot.

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>>729427
>Also I call him Mizzy you piece of shit.
boo hoo

ITT: The building up of heresy and butthurt.

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>>729454
Y-you said there was a girl who gave good foot massages... I haven't given one to anyone recently.

-rubs her head awkwardly-

>>729419
(No no, Rhin.)
I am well, thanks. How about yourself, herr officer?

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>>729460
Nigga the fuck are you doing?

>>729455
Ah, well, I don't actually have Street Fighter either. I'm planning on getting Street Fighter V sometime when my student loan comes through, so just maybe~!

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>>729466
BURN THEM ALL
LAY WASTE TO THEIR VILLAGES
DEFILE THEIR WOMEN
SLAY THEIR CHILDREN
CRUSADE AGAINST THE HERETICS BEGINS ANEW

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>>729487
>PS I forgot an image sorry

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>>729493

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>>729456
Go homu

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Boooooo!

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>>729487
I'll be getting sf5 when it drops too and since its fresh I wont be too good at it if you need a sparring partner!

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>>729471
I said person. I never said him nor she, but you took it as if I was referring to a female, unless you were the one that gave it to me.

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>>729455
>tfw wanted to play WT with Miya and Nia
>Miya didn't want to email you to exchange ign or steam

>>729516
Well, I've never been good at Street Fighter, I'm more of a King of Fighters and Blazblue player myself (Currently trying to get better at Guilty Gear though). My main game later on will be the Blade and Soul MMO coming out though

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>>729341
Oh, if you're who I think you are then sorry I haven't been on! I'm not sure when I'll be back, but I will. I just haven't really been feeling up to being on a Discord at the moment. I hope you understand.
>>729345
Why?

>>729349
Miyafuji linked some drawing game earlier! I can't remember the site now!
>Ruffled up your hair
Do you remember it?

>>729432
H-Hey! What did you do that for?!
>Nia pouts
My friends always praise my cooking abilities!

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>>729518
It wasn't me...

-glances at your feet discretely-

I'd remember... uhh.. let's talk about something else.

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I honestly have no fucking clue what is going on here today.
>lying back and sighs, my tail motionless for once

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H-hello, my name is Nep and I'm a c-cocksleeve...
Please use and f-fill me...

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>>729550
Your email is wet. Go dry it.

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>>729549
>>729516
I'll remember to add an image every single time sometime!
>>729550
N-Nia, you set fire to the entire pan. Was that supposed to happen? If so.. s-sorry! You can try again,, I just get worried about the entire large fire thing, this isn't even my kitchen!

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>>729557
Very well, what would you like to talk about?

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>>729564

Does anyone?

*Kneels down, putting my helmet close to your face*

Its always very chaotic.

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>>729549
>She frowned up at you
N-no, I didn't see what she had posted...s-sorry Nia
>>729549
I'd be down for guilty gear if I owned it senpai, I'm pretty solid for my word also of being a good partner to play with. If I end up getting it somehow I'll definitely play with you

>>729584
Very, very chaotic.
>gently touching your helmet and looks at it, seeing the imposing glare crafted into the honorable helm

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Who wants their dick sucked

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>>729579
-chuckles nervously-

Good question... uhh... how's the goddess business treating you?

>>729620
Who dicks their sucked want

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>>729570
Sssh
Only hugs now.

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>comes in on a cool bike and does a cool skid
>smiles at the girls with big boobys
Pssh. I hate my Dad.
>does a cool flip
>you are wet
Does anyone else like Nine Inch Nails (the band)?

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>>729592

*Flinches, but stays still*

Y-yea...

>>729591
Ah, I'd be happy to play with you too cutie! Though I don't necessarily voice chat though. But we'll discuss that at a later date!

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>>729564
What's confusing you? There's a new person (me), but otherwise it's pretty slow and some people are speaking cryptically about drama that took place off screen or elsewhere. Pretty typical for these things... at least it's not a wall to wall orgy right now.

-shrugs-

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>>729677
>>729591
Day 5: Tobiichi still can't add an image everytime

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Anyone wanna cuddle?
>sighs and sits up after looking at the helm

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Awoo?

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>>729637
It's been doing well. Recently, I've seen some humans heading up the mountain. What about you?

>>729668
A master crafted helm. Sorry, I didn't mean to dishonor the craft of death...
>sitting up, keeping back from the helm

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>>729711
Awoooo!

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>>729678
True. Oh, and welcome to the thread, since you're new. I'm Rhin.
>smiling softly and does a polite bow

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>>729550
Your inbox has one new memo.

>>729711
Awoo~

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>>729713
Hmm.. I wonder what they were up to.

-glances down-
Hmm.. as for me, it's been pretty slow at the shrine. I'm painting a new supply of ofuda and decorations... pretty repetitive. It's nice to have someone to talk to in the mean time.

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>>729720

*Collapses onto ground*

*Muffled speaking*

Its fine.

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>>729441
Du bist ein gute marine~ Ser fuhrer shall hear of your deads!

Ich bin nicht ein "officer" es ist "Sturmbannführer" please "herr Sturmbannführer""
Und ja I figured, war only ein hope
I'm well, staying up till 11am fucked me though

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>>729727
That's a nice awoo, well done sir, you should try again where you stutter.

>>729736
Say it like that again, on vocaroo!

Why does the discord group and the thread seem to hate eachother?

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>>729678

Welcome, citizen.

>>729620
>declines the altitude of his phallus' zipper

>>729759
which discord

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>>729711
>wasn't gonna awoo
>was going to say der fuhrer banned all fun
>dubs
A-Achoo

>>729759
Discord is the new IRC.

>>729769
The one people are crying about
Unless we're crying about more than one group?

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>>729677
>Smiles as her cheeks turn slightly red from the compliment
Thanks senpai, I'll look forward to it! Hopefully I get guilty gear soon~

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>>729729
>>729761
Thanks! Good to meet you too. I'm Reimu.

>>729781
5 groups

>>729758
Mmmm...I don't know what do I get if I post it?

>>729758
Go to bed!

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>>729770
You're saying it wrong, it's awoo~

>>729789
A big pad on the head, for a starter.

>>729795
Who are you?!

>>729786
>5 groups
What are all these groups then, and why do we need 5 of them?

>>729758
I want momiji to ride and slam her hips against mine until I scream Awoo~!

>>729804
so we can coordinate our shitposting better

>>729786
"main erp"
"I'd sell my soul for a street fighter game and shitpost"
"clownpeice shit"
that's all I know

>>729815
5 shitposting groups?

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>>729573
The fire just means the ingredients are mixing!!
Fine, I'll just have a taste of your tea then, hmph! Is it ready yet?
>>729591
(you replied to the wrong person, dummy!)
Ah well! Maybe another time then!

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>>729803

Awo....

That good enough?

>>729803
A-Achwoo

>>729803
And then what?

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>>729738
You know I am always willing to talk to you.
>Swings my leg, bringing my feet into your view.
It's actually nice to talk to you without being shot at.

>>729460

You win, if you're going to impersonate me and cause shit when stuff is only just getting better, have at it.

Webm proof fucking converting because I recorded it with audio, will post later.

>>729832
Nothing, she's taken

>>729821
yes, we need five because there isn't ever enough shitposting

this thread is our puppet

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>>729823
(F-fuck, whoops I was playing heartstone with Kanade, distracted!)
>She looked up to you quickly with a wide smile
We'll just have to wait until she wakes up and ask her! Then we could play right then and there!

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>>729809
LEWD ANON
Just start off with saying awoo please!

>>729830
No, longer! try again.

>>729831
Nope, wrong, you're terrible at this.

>>729832
After the pad? You say awoo again, and I might do something more :3

>>729748
Y-You alright there?
>blinking, stepping back a little more

>>729847
5 usually means one active and cancerous one, one relatively quiet one and three dead ones

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>>729844
I'm the real Nue you're a fucking impostor.

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>>729868

AAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>729803
>Takes a deep breath
AWWWOOOOOOOO~~~!! <3
>>729823
Oh, yes. The tea is ready!
>Proceeds to pour the tea delicately into a cup and hands it over to you
Here you go!
>>729784
Hey, no problem!~ I look forward to it too!

>>729868
That's too embarrassing! You'll have to force it out of me!

>>729879
that is the general idea, yes

and they all argue over which one is active/quiet/dead

its fucking perfect

We need the sluts that actually erp here right now to purge the shitposting. At this point I'd take Trixie desu.

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>>729884
The discord knows I already deleted my folder because I posted the video there.
Good job.

I'm not Nue anymore.

>>729803
I'm not telling!

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>>729892
>>729803
>>729784
>>729823
I-Images.. uh.. my bad

>>729906
>imblying they aren't the ones shitposting right now

oh, anon... i love how cute and naive you are

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>>729868
Bitte...
Achoo
I kann nicht :C

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>>729886
To loud anon, jesus, calm down, say it slowly but still long, go again.

>>729892
That was a great one! Ah, so adorable, get your breath and then do it again, please~

>>729899
What if I rub your belly a little? Will it get out then?

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Goodbey everybody.
The Nue is over.
And we are beginning.

>>729927
Its pretty obvious when they magically appear when someone says they miss them.

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>>729785
>smiles, my tail swaying behind me and sits next to you
So, how are you?

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>>729906

Did someone say purge the shit posters?

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>>729945
OH BOY! THE BEGGING OF A NEW ERA!

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>>729837
-watches-

You should catch me in my down time more often, then. I'm pretty relaxed when I'm not solving an incident...

>>729945
I predict you'll be back anyway.

>>729957
YES I MEANT BEGGING, NOT BEGINNING, BECAUSE I'M BEGGING FOR A NEW ERA TO START.

>>729948
i would hope so, or are the latest crop of anons still wet behind the ears?

>>729955
Your bolter isn't enough here, astartes.

>>729965
Meow I'm a cat

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>>729907
You fucking liar scum.
You're fucking pathetic.
I'm the real Nue.

>>729938
If you rub a little lower than that I would~

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>>729975
I didn't say I was leaving.
Just if somebody is going to pretend to be me and causing shit? I'd rather be causing my own shit.

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>>729954
I'm fine. A little bored. Pretty hungry. I just put something on the stove. Other than that I've had... graham crackers today.

-rubs her tummy-

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>>729957
Hey there super star.

>>729938
N-no..! Quit it, I'm not saying it!
>I try to hold in my laughter, my body shaking a little

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>>729987

I have more than a bolter, citizen...

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>>729989
Nigga, the 4U was in brackets.

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Just checking in the thread~

How is everyone tonight?
I'm swell <3

>>729938
>Clears my throat, before breathing in once more
A-AAWWWOOOOOOO~~~~!!
>>729945
Oh, so you was the one taunting me about my waifu, good to know Nue.. In the future, don't do that.

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>>729996
HEY THERE, RHIN! I'M JUST PREPARING FOR THE NEXT SHOW, WHICH IS IN 50 MINUTES.

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>>730030
Just..peachy.

>>729993
>Tfw no Parasoul

>>730032
Forgot an image I'm so sorry for being so forgetful
>>730030
Hey cutie, I'm great to thanks!

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>>730032
Teasing people is fun~

Just it's kind of rude when you drag another person into it.

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>>729886
Was ist deise heresy??
Herr >>729955, was ist deise?

>>729476
"herr Sturmbannführer" Bitte
I know, just hoped

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>>730030
-waves-
Hi there! Glad you're swell~

>>729988
Meow meow.

>>729994
Aww, need food?
>blinking, tilting my head to the side and rummages through my bag, looking inside for something to eat

>>730039
>[anticipation intensifies]
Will Muffet be the prize today?

>>730055
'Eh? Drag people into it? I'm just asking to don't do that again, that's all!

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>>730058
Meow meow meow :3 I'm a dog!

>>730030
Hey, princess. Nice of you to stop by.

I'm doing alright over here. Good to hear you're doing well.

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>>729906
are you gonna fuck me big boy?

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>>730056
Ah, my apologies.
>bowing my head with respect

>>730030
Hey there mistress Peach..
>sighing softly, at your feet

>>730039
Fantastic! What is tonight's show, Mettaton?

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>>729866
Ah, sounds like fun! Yeah, good idea!
>Nia shakes her head and quickly pulls you into a hug
Mmmm!~ Sorry, I just wanted to hug you!
>>729892
Thank you, Madam!
>Nia picked the tea cup up, extended her pinky finger outward, and took a gentle sip of the hot tea
Mmmm! This is really good! You're really talented!

>>730086
Unf. Look at that little semen-demon.

>>730030
Good living a nice night. How about you?

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>>730105
Meow meow :3

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>>729938

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawoooooooooooo~

Why did I do this...

>>730118
Doggie want a cracker?

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Anyone want a ride~

>>730124
Sooo... Uh, purge any filthy xenos lately?..
>swaying my tail, looking worried

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>>730050
:^)

>>730053
Wonderful~!

>>730058
>I wave back
you seem cute :3

>>730087
Great! I've been slow posting here these past few days so I figured I should check in

>>730092
>I look down at you concerned and scratch your head
why don't you come sit in my lap, Rhin?

>>730114
Relaxing with a drink and practicing some melee~

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>>730094
>Cheered as you embraced her softly, wrapping her tiny arms around you and squeezing you gently
It's okay Nia, I love hugging you!

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Woof! :3

>>730142
Ah! I tried to pet you yesterday but you were gone when I posted...

>>730146
Whose dick is bigger, Mario or Luigi?

>>730146
Okay mistress...
>gently getting up and sits in your lap

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>>730146

Greetings, milady.

>>730146
Sounds awesome. I hope you dint get a bit tipsy, people could take advantage from you.

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>>730094
Ah, no problem! A-and thank you for the compliment! I'm proud of my hot drink making skills actually.. not to boast or anything!
>>730146
>>730147
Would you two also like some tea or coffee? I have enough for everyone!!

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>>730146
Back at you... pretty popular too... wait, are you a princess?

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>>730021
>Mizzy image
>Renamed Nue
You have a fucking problem.

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Was told a lot of shitposting was going on here. Is that true, anons?

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>>730159
>I blush abit, lowering my head so you may pet me
s-sorry, how're you doing anon?

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>>730180
>She nods happily
I'd love some, thanks...
>Her expression turns a little shy
I-I'm sorry, I never got you name I think, mines Anzu!

>>730199
Hey Tiffany, how's it going

>>730199
>dubs checked
boy, it sure is!

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>>730183
That was actually a joke between me and Mizzy like a week ago and he was fine with it at the time when I first used that filename.

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>>730160
I've answered a similar question
>Mine :")

>>730169
>I pet you and bring you close for a hug
How have you been today? It's been a while...

>>730174
Ahhh..
>I curtsy
Greetings!

>>730179
You know that's my kink, Anon.. <3

>>730180
I'm a tea girl if you please~

>>730181
I am! Lookie~
>I take my crown off and hold it in front of you

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>>730071
ACTUALLY, SHE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW EATING CLIENTS AND WHATNOT. SO CATTY'S GONNA BE REPLACING HER TODAY. AS YOU CAN SEE, SHE NEEDED TO BE BRIBED WITH MY SIGNATURE ON HER FEMININE PRIDE!

>>730092
WE SHALL SEE, RHIN. IT'S QUITE DIFFICULT TO RUN A SHOW AND BE CHARMING AT THE SAME TIME, BUT LIFE'S GOOD! NOT AS GOOD AS YOU LOOK, SEXY.

>>730217
obsession

>>730217
Why does she look so sinister

>>730202
I'm great~!
>His hands pat your head gently as one hand scratches behind your ear.

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>>730211
Pretty good anon, how about yourself?

>>730215
You should have seen the quads I got on Discord!