>Today's the big day! You are standing in the Bureau

>>7285909
Zaph, I think.

>>7285909
Branidalenladel

DEUSIMUS VULTICUS

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>>7285927
>Of course! You almost forgot. Most refer to you as Zaphriel, but you much prefer the shortened form.

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>>7286345
>For now, however, you appear to have some free time. You've never been in the Bureau before, and this may be one of your only chances to look around before your assignment.

>>7286351
check inventory

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>>7286403
>In your hands is your most sacred possession, an anointed copy of the Holy Scripture. Should you ever lose track of it, it will re-appear in your vicinity within a day's time. Some restrictions apply. See warranty for details.
>Next is your blessed pendant of the faithful, attuned with your very soul and inseperable from your body. You're not entirely sure of its purpose, but the jewel in its center flickers occasionally.
>You also have a Light-Flite(TM) brand energy bar. Hey, you heard the trip to Hell was kind of long.

Soooo, Zaph. What are you wearing under there?

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>>7286520
>Oh, beneath your Scripture? Just the usual affair, really. You'd taken the time to polish your breastplate last night.

>>7286742
Find fertile mating partner

>>7286742
resist the urge to eat snack early

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>>7286883
>After some decidedly unholy thoughts, you decide to re-affirm your faith by reviewing your Scripture.

>>7286974
man, all this sin on your mind sure is making you hot under the collar
maybe you should
r e m o v e y o u r h e l m e t

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>>7286972
>>7287016
>Just as the temptation is about to overwhelm you, your name echoes throughout the room. It's time.

>>7287042
Lets so this! Maybe your superior will be a virile mating partner

>>7287155
we can only hope

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>>7287042
>>7287155
>You hurry towards the kiosk.
>"We have two openings available for you today. Lucky you." The attendant doesn't even attempt to feign a smile. "Your choices are the following: sector 3, circle 1--or sector 7, circle 2." They blink impatiently as you consider your response.
>The first circle would be Lust, of course, but you may struggle there in particular, considering your... aptitude for distraction?
>The second circle is the realm of Gluttony.
>Your task, in either scenario, would be to spread the good word of our Lord and Savior--armed only with your Scripture and your wits--in order to convert as many demons as possible towards salvation.
>What do you say?

>>7287179
Go to lust, they are the overall more depraved and thus are in greater need of saving.
Spiritual triage, if you will.

>>7287179
Your ready. Oh ya your ready. Just think about all that sin in lust. All that dirty... sweaty... sin. You have so much work to do.

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>>7287276
>>7287313
>You think about all those poor, degenerate souls trapped in an unending torment of desire. "Sin. Uh. I-I mean, Lust," you stammer awkwardly. The attendant squints at you, but jots down your decision on their clipboard.
>"... Very well, sir Zaphriel. Proceed to the teleportation bay within the hour."
>You are dismissed.

>>7287506
Oh yeah, here we go. Head to the teleportation bay.

>>7287506
Get her number before you leave

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>>7287535
>You are dismissed.

>>7287718
Memorize her nametag and grab some stationary that has the number and section of this department

Oh damn boi
A Quest!
Noice

>>7287525
Supporting this

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>>7287525
>>7287805
>You step into the teleportation bay. The stench of brimstone lingers in the air. The archangel in the center of the room eyes you expectantly, gesturing towards an unsummoning circle labeled '1'.
>With trepidation, you enter the circle, and a cold, dreadful tingling rushes up your spine.

>>7287939
Goodbye kiss?

>>7287939
GET HYPE. YOU'RE READY TO SAVE THESE POOR SOULS.

>>7287939
Ask him wuss poppin b?

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>>7287955
>>7287974
>>7287978
>You try to say something, anything, but the words die in your throat as your very essence is torn from the heavenly plane.

>>7288119
Wink at it as you leave

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>>7288192
>You wink at the last possible moment, and you disappear.
>The ever-present warmth of the Almighty's presence vanishes in the darkness surrounding you. You feel a bitter cold, the absence of His light, seeping into your very soul.
>For the first time since your arrival at Heaven's gates, you are truly alone.

>>7288280
Don't be discouraged my friend!
There's people to be saved!
We can't save them lookin sad!

>look around
Are there any filthy succubus around to cleanse?

>>7288280
how uh... how did it react to our wink?

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>>7288320
>You've read about this part. It can take anywhere from several seconds to a current record of seventy-four years.
>Your formless body billows in the nothingness between planes.
>You eat the energy bar.

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>>7288411

yess

>>7288490
>Wait
I guess

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>>7288691
>...

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>>7288916

>>7288931
Oh Shit!
We're here!
Stand up and look around

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>>7289087

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>>7289106
>Uhh.

>>7289273
>Hi! Would like to hear about our lord and savior?

>>7289433
This

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>>7289433
>>7289462
>You open the word of God and implore this lost soul to open their heart to the everlasting love of the Lord.

>>7289692
Keep an eye on that hand

Don't let it get too close

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>>7289692
>It seems you've gotten through to them. Tearfully, they vow to walk a new path from this moment onward.
>You feel your pendant pulse briefly with a soothing warmth.

>>7289837
YOU DID IT.

>>7289837
Go to the head honcho. CONVERT LUSTE HERSELF TO ACCEPT JESUS AS HER SAVIOR. You're sure to get your wings then!

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>>7289837
>He introduces himself as Randall, and asks if there's anything he can do for you after a tearful recollection of his misspent youth.

>>7289978
Ask if there's anymore demons with misspent youths nearby

((be back in a few hours or so))

>>7290428
Later my dude

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>>7290023
>You inquire about any others in the area with squandered pasts. He chortles good-naturedly. "Friend, I think that applies to just about everyone."
>Now that you think about it, this is a good opportunity to ask about your surroundings, or Hell in general. You've done your fair share of research, but a lot of your fellow angels are simply tight-lipped about their journeys to earn their wings.

>>7296198
Ask him if he knows the lay of the land and where's the best place to spread the word or jaysus

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>>7296329
>"Well, you could go door-to-door in the residential area, that's probably the most discreet option. Most people aren't very fond of angels, though, so you may run into trouble."
>"You could also head to the commercial district and try to help people from the streets themselves. You might want to pick up a disguise or something beforehand, though. Things could get ugly if it gets around that an angel is about."
>"My home isn't too far off from here if you need a place to stay, as well."

>>7296600
Let's go to his house
Maybe he'll have some clothes that will fit us
After that we should help people on th street

>>7296600
The ladys need to be asked out somewhere nice and shown the force of God

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>>7296600
go to house and deepen friendship with randall while you prepare

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>>7296703
>You elect to take him up on his generous offer of hospitality, and ask if he might have a spare change of clothes lying around. "Yeah, I should have something," he muses, and the two of you waltz off into the distance.
>The walk there is short and uneventful, and you soon arrive at a building that's only moderately taller than your friend. Still, it has a charming enough exterior, and you wait politely as he unlocks the door.

>>7296879
Wipe the dirt of your shoes and follow him inside

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>>7297069
>Good plan. You subtly scuffle on the welcome mat until suitably pristine, then enter Randall's humble abode.
>"Pardon the mess," he admits, sheepish. "I wasn't expecting company."

>>7297140
Oh lord
What're those things on the glass cupboard? (?)

>>7297140
And tell him its okay then ask about those spare clothes

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>>7297400
>>7297412
>You examine the curiosities in the wall cabinet. You've never seen anything like them. There's a long, cable-like object with a flayed end and a grip at the base, a stout, oddly-shaped statuette, and some kind of bulbous electronic device with buttons.
>You then assure Randall that you don't mind the state of the room, and inquire about that change of clothing.
>"Yeah, there should be some outfits in that wardrobe over there," he replies, pointing towards an oozing wooden closet in the back.
>"I'm going out to do some errands, so you can have some privacy. Don't touch anything else though, alright?" Your friend pats you on the shoulder before lumbering out the door, softly closing it behind him.
>You are left to your own devices. What do you do?

>>7297599
>Oozing closet
Suspicious
But press onwards either way, we need them clothes

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>>7297720

>You carefully approach the wardrobe, steeling yourself and flinging it open all at once. The stench of blood overwhelms your senses.
>Inside is the following: A crop top that reads "JUICY" in approximately your size, a pair of extremely tiny shorts that may fit you with enough elbow grease, a raggedy wifebeater that's way too large for you, a giant pair of worn work jeans, a pair of jet black thigh-high boots (one of which appearing to contain an entire severed leg), and... a cat-ear headband. All of the articles within are stained with red, some more than others.
>Ah, there's a button on the interior wall. This must be one of those fancy magic rotating wardrobes--if you press this button, the inside should spin around, and possibly offer a different selection of attire.
>What do you do?

>>7297881
Push the button and hope for the best

>>7297881
Let's do
>>7297935
But grab the boots, the tank top and the shorts

We need to look as unholy as possible right now

>>7297881
Save the juicy crop top. Never know when it'll come in handy.

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>>7297960
>>7297965
>>7297935
>You shake the severed leg out of the thigh-high boots onto the floor. It lands with a sickeningly wet noise. You gather the crop top and short-shorts as well, just in case, before pressing the button.
>The wardrobe interior somehow swivels around, showing a much cleaner side. In it, you see the following: Three (3) belts of varying sizes, a clean, XXXL-sized pale blue dress, a packet of heart-shaped nipple pasties, and a bright red lacy, sheer thong.

>>7298119
Only grab a couple of pasties the rest can stay, we don't want to abuse our friends trust

And put on the stained clothes

Last lost be4 sleep

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>>7298252
>You acquire two nipple pasties from the bag, leaving the remainder alone. You place these and your old clothes into your Inventory as you change.
>The boots are kind of large on your gangly legs, but you can at least walk in them.
>You feel... exposed, like this. You may be more susceptible to unholy thoughts in this outfit.
>What do you do?

>>7298358
Admire the stunning butt portrait by the skeleton while we wait for Randall's return.

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>>7298564
>You didn't think these shorts could possibly get any tighter.

proceed

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>>7298639
>The door unlocks, and you snap out of your reverie.
>"Randall, honey, I went ahead and got groceries. I--" The decidedly not-Randall demon in the doorway freezes, staring directly at you.
>"Who are you, what are you doing in my house, and... why are you wearing my clothes?"
>What do you do?

>>7300969
I'm the answer to your prayers

>>7300969
tell the truth, you were allowed in
you are a soldier of the lord, no room for lies or bluffing or otherwise sin here

>>7301444
also compliment his nice looking horns and tell him his eye is pretty

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>>7301444
>>7301455
>You truthfully explain the situation. The other demon sighs, a resigned expression on his face.
>"Yeah, that sounds like something Randall would do. I guess you can keep the clothes. I wish he'd have asked me first, though..."
>Your flattery colors his cheeks, and he expresses surprise at an angel like yourself complimenting a demon's looks.

>>7301714
Perhaps you want to share more then just cloths?

>>7301714
Ask him if he wants to hear the word of the lord

>>7301978
Whoa

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>>7301978
>He smirks lasciviously, his eye lidded. "You sure you can handle all this, angel?"

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>>7302363
((tfw u get so caught up in drawing roses u forget the text on his shirt))

>>7302389
What'rewefuckinggay?

I would prefer not to but if the other anon is down for it im down

>>7302389
snap out of your reverie
you are an ambassador of the lord not some lowly buttslut
give him a tasteful kiss, thank him for the clothes and proceed to the market where we will find filth to cleanse

>>7302710
A deep tasteful kiss.

>>7302417
changin my vote to these two
>>7302710
>>7302717

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>>7302710
>>7302717
>>7302939
>You're not sure what came over you, and you say as much. You thank the nice demon--Perry, he says--for the clothing, and move in for a chaste kiss.
>Because you're wearing a helmet, you just kind of bonk against his face really awkwardly.
>You pull back and, in the ensuing bewildered silence, wave goodbye and walk out the door.

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>>7303142

>>7303225
Lets start looking for demons in need of god!

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>>7303225
>You arrive in the heart of Market Square.

>>7303877
that is fucking awsome

>>7303877
Yo the three eyed cat is checking us out

>>7303877
Let's go look at the directory.

>>7303877
Kiss the closest person to you.

>>7303877
Let's check out the directory before doing anything

[nospoilers] look at the couple that's going at it and think about being in the dudes place [/intrash/

>>7304044
[erm]or uh.. maybe the girls place[/erm]

>>7303877
Let's remove out helmet first

Just toss it in the trash or something, if people know how angels look we're going to get fuked

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>>7304095
>>7304044
>>7303922
>You remove your helmet and place it in your Inventory. You're not sure why you hadn't thought of that earlier.
>Glancing at the Directory, you see the general layout of the entire Market Square, mapped out into five distinct districts.
>Which district, if any, catches your eye?

>>7304851
Oh damn
We look fine af

Brothel Lane of course!

There must be tons of lust addled souls there that are just waiting to be saved

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>>7304933
>You make your way towards Brothel Lane.

>>7306021
Look for desperate looking women/men in need of help

Preferably women

>>7306021
Yes who looks the most desperate. We must try to fill the hole in them

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>>7306313
>>7306346
>As you scan your surroundings for anyone particularly destitute, you're accosted by a stranger.
>"Ain't you the most lost little darlin' I ever did see?" She saunters up to you, eyeing you blatantly with a toothy smirk. "Where you from, sugar? It ain't here, that's certain."
>What do you say?

>>7306789
Nervously stutter out Heaven

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>>7306988
>"... That's... a joke, right?"

>>7306789
Hit on her really poorly to distract from her question.

>>7307342
Oh gawd
I dunno if she's mad or not

Supporting
>>7307362

>>7307342
"haha yeah, im what you might call a comedian, speaking of that, i have a gig to get to in brothel lane, doing standup in lust is demanding work anywayillseeyalaterhhhh"

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>>7307362
>>7307437
>Thinking quickly, you attempt to salvage the situation.
>"Y-YEAH IT REALLY HURT WHEN I FELL FROM THERE"
>She balks at you silently for a few moments, then bursts into peals of laughter.
>"Oh fuck, you really had me there! Thought you meant you were an... an ANGEL!" she exclaims, cackling some more.
>"Wow. Anyway, you look real outta your element here. The name's Mona. You want a tour or somethin'? I got time." She flashes a winning smile at you.
>What do you do?

>>7307777
Whew lad

Sure, we need to know the lay of the land if shit goes sideways

>>7307777
And ask what do the real angels do when they get here and what do the people here do to them

>>7307777
unf, delicious flat chested demon girl, I love it

Accept her offer, she seems like a person with a good heart. Perhaps you can use the time touring to get to know her, slowly convert her, etc.

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>>7307777
i just wanted to say i appreciate what you do

((conking out, will return later))

>>7308567
L8er my dude

Im really liking the art yo

>>7308567
my man your skills are simple but pretty good if you have a blog or something please share it, i would like to learn a thing or two from you

>>7308937
I'm not him, but here's his tumblr:

http://tinynsfw.tumblr.com/

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>>7307883
>"Oh, you wanna know what we do with angels 'round these parts? 'Course you do, every Circle deals with 'em differently. I hear Wrath's a real spectacle!"
>"Well, usually they get sold to the highest bidder. But if you're lucky, the winner'll invite people to partake once they start tryin' to break 'em. Y'know, in the morality sense. Don't wanna destroy the merchandise."
>She giggles sadistically to herself. "Man, the last one was a real treat. Was broadcast all over even if you couldn't attend. Ticket prices were through the roof. He lasted a whole 48 hours!"

>>7313264
Oh damn

[nospoilers] get turned on by thought of demon love-holes wrapped around you [/intrash]

And then start the tour

We should try to romance her in case we get caught, she could save us if we romance her enough

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>>7307854
>>7307958
>>7313393
>You take her up on her offer, trying your best not to think about the myriad of ways a horde of demons might break *you*. Turns out your best isn't very good at all right now, so needless to say you're profoundly distracted.
>She introduces you to a flurry of establishments, few standing out enough to remember in your preoccupied state. There's the Thunderbolt, an elemental-themed brothel, the Coquette, a female-only business specializing in teasing and edging (they're typically booked out months in advance), and Long John's male-only dance bar.
>Finally she leads you to an astonishingly large and noisy building, pyrotechnics blazing at the entrance on either side of the sign: the Eighth Circle. She takes your arm possessively, greeting the bouncer with a carefree familiarity, and he steps aside to allow the two of you passage without a word.

>>7313568
Ok
Also make some unintentional and innocent flirt attempts

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>>7313568
>The bass is so loud you can't even hear the rest of the music. You think Mona says something to you, but it's drowned out by the incredible noise. She leads you through a crowd of demons, all dancing and grinding against each other with the beat. There's even a few couples and threesomes copulating frantically against the walls. You are poked in prodded in all sorts of uncomfortable ways as you navigate the sea of patrons together.
>Eventually you enter a private lounge of sorts, and as the ornate doors close behind you, you realize you can finally hear yourself think again. Your head is ringing from the auditory assault, and Mona laughs at your dazed expression.
>"Not much of a partier, are ya? That's fine." She drags you towards a tabled booth, and sits a bit closer to you than is strictly necessary.
>Something about the dull rhythm in the distance, and the half-lidded gazes she keeps shooting your way, stirs something decidedly untoward in you.
>What do you do?

>>7313855
Let's try and find out more about her.

>>7313907
This and don't forget to get some unintentional flirty comments in there

[nospoilers] I like your demon designs yo, shits cash money yo [/intrash]

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>>7313907
>>7313944
>You decide to ask her about herself. She perks up immediately.
>"Well, shoot! Thought you'd never ask. See, I'm a talent scout for this here Eighth Circle's... menagerie, if you will." She grins toothily. "'Spose you wouldn't know what that means though, huh?" She noogies you affectionately before elaborating.
>"Basically 's my job to seek out anyone and anything, well, interesting. And sweetie, the way you're looking around like a lost little lamb is *mighty* interesting to me."
>You unintentionally stammer out that you're just lost in her eyes. She howls with laughter, doubling over and banging her fist on the table.
>"That's exactly what I mean! You're so... out of place, here!" She wipes a tear from her eye, shaking her head in disbelief. "People trip over themselves for that awkward virgin type here. You'd pull in a pretty penny, if I do say so myself."
>She traces your jawline delicately, teasingly. "So, sugar, how 'bout you tell me what I can do to get you working for me? We'll treat you real well~"

>>7314116
Ask her what would we need to do?

Just act like an awkward virgin?

Bumpb4sleep

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>>7314169
>You manage to ask what working for her would entail.
>"So you're interested! Great! First off, we'd establish modest private lodging for you in a suitably convenient place. For most paying clients you'd be escorting them to a location of their choosing, like their home, or maybe even somewhere public. Light touches are okay but the groin would be strictly off-limits, for everyone involved. Beyond that, you'll want to do everything they ask... within reason. You'll have a communicator you can use if you ever feel proper unsafe, and we'll send someone right on over to pick you up and cancel the date."
>She leans forward, steepling her fingers. "Though, for our highest-tier patrons, we may grant them permission to do *whatever they like* with you. You'd be notified if this is the case ahead of time, of course. And regarding behavior... well, for you, just act natural!"
>"So! What d'you say?" She beams at you expectantly.

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>>7314991
Okay, so say yes, but instead of having sex with your clients, conduct private bible reading sessions and start an underground gospel trafficking ring. Be a holy, cleansing virus in the ranks of sloppy tongues, profanely erect penises and unbirthing wombs. You'll be revered as a hero, maybe even become an archangel!

>>7314991
admit that you are actually a demon from envy and that prostitution is not really your forte but that you would still like to be friends, you were just here because you felt jealous of all the fun times people had here and you wanted some too

also remark in a distraught manner how many lies youve had to tell since getting here and feel bad about it

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>>7315422
>The fog in your mind clears, and you see now that you've already strayed from the path far too often for your liking. If you could just use this lecherous profession as a guise for your true purpose, then this could be a chance to redeem yourself. You extend your arm for a firm handshake, accepting your fate.

this is going to be great

>>7317285
Let's see that first client!

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>>7317285
>"Great! Let's get you all settled in to your suite today, and I'll call for you in the morning. Our affiliated complex is real close to the edge of the Residential area, so your commute'll be just fine."
>Mona stands up abruptly, eyeing you expectantly until you scramble to follow suit. She leads you out through the establishment's back door, thankfully, and the two of you begin to make your way towards the exit of Market Square.

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>>7317685

>>7318362
Poke her chest to get her attention and tell her we have no sexual experience, is that going to be a problem?

>>7318362
ask her if you will wear more kinky clothes or you will go straight naked like everyone else there

>>7318362
ask her why she has no breasts, and if it has any effect on her level of attractiveness to other demons, assuming she partakes in any lewd activities off the job.

>>7319261
Bruh don't piss her off

Add "n-not that i-its bad thing"

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>>7318572
>>7318916
>You jab a finger at her bare chest, and she slaps you. Hard. She's laughing, at least, so you ask if your lack of... portfolio work will become an issue.
>"Don't worry your pretty little head about it, sugar. Hell, your inexperience will do you good here!" You also inquire about the dress code. She informs you that you'll be wearing whatever the clients want you to wear.
>The elevator stops at the 7th floor, and the doors slide open with a chime.

>>7320379
Welp
Ask her if she could at least show us the basic in case someone asks us to be the dom

Is being gay reprehensible in Heaven?

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>>7320379
>She shows you into room 77, a spacious enough suite. Procuring a spare keycard, she hands it to you, and you place it in your Inventory. She doesn't really seem to understand what *happened* to the keycard, and just kind of smiles and nods as you assure her you do in fact still have it.
>You say your goodbyes, and she promises to call your room tomorrow morning. After seeing her off, you collapse into an extremely comfy-looking recliner in the corner, completely worn out.

>>7320440
They won't, trust me.

>>7320839
Check to make sure no one secretly stole your shit.

>>7320812
((I'm just going to say this one OOC: In this setting it's taboo in some more old-fashioned circles, but not outlawed explicitly.))

>>7320839
Dream of lewd flat-chested demonessess

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>>7320839
>Oh hey, there's massage functions on this chair. You can't tell what any of the buttons mean, so you press one of them at random.
>*click*

>>7321528
CLICK THE BUTTON AGAIN, I'M SURE IT'LL TURN OFF.

>>7321528
oh shit nigger what are you doing
dont trust demon furniture

>>7321620
Supporting this

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>>7321620
>>7321905
>Panicking, you click the button again.
>You are now securely strapped to a levitating massage chair. The remote slips out of your hand.

>>7322022
Welp

Close our eyes and accept our fate

>>7322022
Try to covert the chair!

>>7322022
Whisper bible verses to it, make it sexy so that it'll listen.

>>7322156
Changing to this, cuz y the fuck not

>>7322156
ya this

>>7322156
this

>>7322156
JUST DO IT

>>7322022
This is getting too gay. M-maybe a female customer will show up to help...

>>7322523
Not gay enough desu

>>7322523
We can only hope

Hopefully another sexy flat-chested demoness will come get us out of the chair

>>7322660
The people have already spoken, there's no stopping the gay.

>>7322705
why not both anon ?

>>7322724
ya both

>>7322815
Eh sure, but the chair needs to be saved first. (We don't want an unholy dicking.)

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>>7322103
>>7322156
>You recite a slew of the Lord's teachings, voice trembling as you continue to be thoroughly violated. Still, you persevere, determined to save this wayward furniture.
>That is, until it thrusts an oily appendage up your nethers. Your sacred words twist into a strangled, drawn-out moan.
>You... don't remember the rest.

>>7323253
Suddenly, your trusty bible appears somewhat near you! It falls from the ceiling and hits the off button, saving you from such unholy actions that the chair is responsible for!

>>7323253


[low tone]uhh.. can we see a... cum shot?[/low tone]

>>7323253
After you come to, pray for forgiveness. You should get on your knees and please Jesus so that he can cleanse your flesh of sin.

>>7323450
Naked

>>7323253

>wake up

>>7323253
upon waking up, wear your angel robes again, but turn the helmet upside down so the cross is flipped

>>7324171
But, there's no hole there? How would you wear it like that?

>>7324262
we will have to make one using randall's statues

>>7324295
??? randall is long gone, and we didn't take any

>>7324336
perhaps the chair will be willing to assist us shit man i dunno get off my back

>>7324363
Make one with holy flames! If we even have those.

Anyone call for a "do it for him" meme?

Cause I got it

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Bump.

Make this shit the next Prequel Adventure.

>>7327163
this all they way

>>7325485
Please friend

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>>7323253
>You wake up cold, dripping, and sore in places you've never been sore before.

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>>7330201
>You sit up, noticing that accursed chair sitting beside you, sparkling clean. Despite everything, you close your eye and earnestly pray for the recliner's soul.

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>>7330206
>Holy fire immediately consumes the chair, leaving only smouldering ruin in its wake.
>You take solace in the fact that your divine powers still work, meaning the Almighty still has room for you in His heart.

>>7330206
Stop dad my man, demons can probably sense that shit
Is there a shower we can use in here?

>>7330219
See if you can find a shower, and something more dignified to wear.

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>>7330282
>Covered in filth, you enter the bathroom. You feel suspicious, so you inch towards the shower curtain and draw it back, revealing a perfectly ordinary showerhead. Still cautious, you dart your hand out and turn the hot water on, relaxing visibly as completely normal water begins to stream out.
>You strip, and enjoy a relatively soothing hot shower. You unearth some fluffy white towels and comfortable bathrobes, and you wrap yourself up in one after drying off.

>>7330461
Investigate apartment, and probably make sure that lamp's on the up and up too.

>>7330461
We should also find the bed and get some proper rest, if the bed has any buttons DON'T press em

Gtg sleep op, keeping up the good shit my dude

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>angel ditches his uniform to blend in in hell
>still has his halo
>no one apparently notices or cares

>>7330575
Fake halos are IN, man.

Rescue bump

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>>7330575
>You say the command word in the holy language, and your halo transforms into a stylish bracelet.
>You're not sure why you didn't think to do that earlier.

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>>7333633
>You have never been more ready for bed in your life.

>>7333867
Go to bed.
Get some rest.
Don't dream about lewd things.
I'm serious man don't do it.

>>7333867
what the hell are you doing, dont forget to pray, jesus christ

>>7333867
As nice as rest sounds, we shouldn't forget our nightly duties to pray too...
Wait, who is our God?

>>7333867
Pray before bed so that you don't dream of what may happen to you if you get caught.

>>7328796
You asked and shall recive
https://68.media.tumblr.com/2841d4b94814c34ec97b1911e5e2570d/tumblr_ok3xq0asWI1uk1ivbo1_1280.png

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>>7333867
Adopt robe as new outfit of choice, it is suggestive enough for lust, savory enough for the lord, and fits your job description pretty well. Also it looks beautiful on you.

>>7334156
Why thank you kind dude!

>>7334156
thats some top tier shit, my dude

>>7334297 >>7334284

Thank you too~

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>>7333973
>>7334016
>>7334038
>>7334088
>You enter the bedroom, which houses an extremely soft and cozy-looking bed. You kneel and utter your customary nighttime prayer to God before climbing under the covers and immediately drifting off.

>>7334347
hey man what if like, what if mona was in that chair
isn't that just a funny thought? laugh riot before bed?

>>7334347
sleep tight, pupper

>>7334347
Sleep tight my little angel~

>>7334387
SEE
>>7333973
YOU WILL NOT TAINT ZAPH WITH IMPURE THOUGHTS!

>>7334496
I'll taint zaph if you know what I mean~.

>>7334544
We'd all taint Zaph if we had the opportunity.

>>7334496
haha shed be so embarassed haha imagine her all held down like that being groped by hands haha

>>7334801
You're gonna give him impure morning wood dammit!

>>7334854
impure.. morning... wood...

>>7335022
One of the few time's I'd like to slap my self for saying something online.

>>7334801
Supporting this

New thread when?

You know, Randall isn't an angel. I doubt the demons could break him, considering how he was born and bred of lust. Maybe we should recruit him to be the "muscle" of our preaching team.

>>7336094
I second that notion.

>>7336094
this guy's thinking, thirded.

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>You awaken to the shrill ringing of a telephone. You feel rested, if still somewhat sore. Slipping out of bed, you amble towards the source of the noise.
>You pick up the phone. "Hello?"

>>7337243
Oh damn!
Our first client!
I hope its another flat-chested qt3.1416

>>7337304
It's just Mona probably.
Ask who it is.

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>>7337243
>"Mornin' Zaph! It's Mona. Hope you slept well! If'n you can just head on over to the Eighth Circle soon as you can, we'll get you ready for your first client." You're not sure how, but you definitely hear her wink over the phone.
>"Well, see you soon!" Click.
>Right. You make sure your Scripture is secure in your Inventory. You also put your original pair of pants on, feeling a bit too exposed in just the bathrobe. You slip on the thigh-high boots over them.
>You could head out immediately, unless there's anything else you need to do first.

>>7337814
Unless we have Randall's phone number, I don't think we can do much here.

Make sure to grab the pasties just in case.

>>7337814
Put on th pasties and head out

>>7337814
SHOW OFF THOSE LEGS

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>>7338040
>>7338094
>You apply the nipple pasties. They fill you with a secret confidence.
>You exit your apartment and make your way towards the Eighth Circle.

>>7338240
Nothing to do besides go to the 8th circle, unless we want to search the marketplace for a little bit?

>>7338240
oh this is good

>>7338568
Nah, let's go to the circle, we don't want to be late on our first day m8

>>7338240
Feel slightly nervous as you go to meet your client. Also wonder if any other angels would be doing this same thing if in your position.

>>7338596
Yeah, first impressions I suppose.

>>7338240
You might find some time to wash those smelly boots. I can't help but imagine sweaty severed foot blood grease all on the inside. :s

We need a new thread peeps

>>7338719
Why?

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>>7338568
>>7338596
>You arrive, and Mona greets you at the front. The music is still loudly blaring behind the doors.
>"Hey, you made it! C'mon, your client's waiting!" She takes you by the arm and leads you towards a (somewhat) quieter side entrance, leading to a very classy-looking lounge area of sorts.
>There's a familiar face waiting for you there. "This is Perry! Perry, Zaph!" she chimes, and the two of you make eye contact in surprised, awkward silence.
>What do you do?

>>7338740
Introduce yourself and stay professional, you can't mix personal and work lives right now.

>>7338740
Put out your hand and say "Boy I am sure glad to be prostitutin with you!" In a sexy voice

>>7338740
T-thanks for the clothes.

>>7338852
Y-you too!

>>7338740
Oh fuck
>Turbo Nervousness activate
That's why we asked for us right? Cuz we're the nervous virgin type

>>7338894
Yeah, just be you... And you happen to be a nervous wreck.

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>>7338894
>>7338947
>"WOW UH GEE D'YOU COME HERE OFTEN," you blurt out, shoving your hand out at him in greeting.
>Perry chortles, shaking his head at you in disbelief. "You dork," he replies, giving your hand a gentle squeeze. You feel your face grow hotter.
>"Let's get going, then." Still holding your hand, he leads you out the door into the open air.

>>7339629
Hand holding?

You've gone too far, Zaph. You're a sinner now.

>>7339629
>HOLD HANDS HOLD HANDS HOLD HANDS

>>7339629
Chill out a bit and keep your eye on the holy prize, Perry needs saving!

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>>7339629
Everyday we stray further and further from god’s light

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>>7339629
>"They just told me they had a new guy to test drive, I didn't know it'd be *you*. What's an angel doing in this line of work?" He sticks his tongue out at you teasingly, refusing to let go of your hand. He seems cheerful.
>How do you respond?

>>7340054
>I was thinking i could get some preaching done after the deed is done, maybe save a couple of guys and gals

>>7340054
It sounded like a good way to meet people

>>7340054
"Keep it down about the whole "angel" thing, please. And, uh, I planning on spreading my le- I mean, scripture."

>>7340054
He's gonna expose our true nature to Mona! ABORT, ABORT!

>>7340054
Get alone with him, bring him to the bed and get real comfortable with him and then say "Would like to hear about our lord and savior?"

>>7340260
"after or during the deed... hmm~? "

>>7340351
Is there a before option?

>>7340054
I want to save that smile!

>>7340364
What'reyoufuckinggay?

>>7340054
Prooobably shouldn't reveal we're a missionary until he's converted.

>>7340351
This, during.

>>7340984
"What brings you to this line of work?"
"Missionary."

>>7341019
The best way to be accepted, say it while having sex.

>>7341058
>while having sex
But what about Zaph's purity?

>>7341088
He already got diddled by furniture. And besides, Perry seems like a perfectly nice young demon.

>>7341099
Yeah, everything else is fair game after getting furniture fucked.

>>7341099
Isn't perry in a relationship with randall?

>>7341136
Open relationship?

>>7341136
So?

For all we know, Zaph might be a Mormon angel.

>>7341171
Gay Mormon? I'm skeptical

>>7341164
>>7341171
This doesn't sound jesus approved.

>>7341336
>>7341288
Jesus told us to love one another, didn't he?

So let's love one and others.

>>7341362
Let's love the fuck out of those demon genitals.

>>7341362
Do you love your mom?
If so, do you fuck her?

>>7341399
I bet you're fun at parties. Over analyzing jokes to look cool online.

>>7341394
He has built-in hip handles.

Perfect for grabbing ahold of right before shoving your face under his tail.

>>7341399
>Implying its a bad thing

>>7341483
YEEESSS GOD DAMN DEMON ANATOMY IS SO CONVENIENT!

>>7341465
I'm not the wet blanket who won't fuck his mom.

>>7341520
It's a shame Zaph doesn't have his wings yet. I hear those are ever-so-sensitive~

>>7341547
oh ya. this.

>>7341547
Is that why angels want their wings? I imagine flying against a gentle breeze would be oh-so orgasmic.

>>7341547
Wing pulling, and then wing massages for aftercare~

>>7341608
Don't forget wingjobs.

Speaking of jobs, I wonder if they could offer Randall and Perry a two-for-one deal. Imagine having Randall's giant dick drooling on our angel's stomach, the sounds of the two demons making out almost drowning out the soft slaps of Perry's hips against Zaph's face...

>>7341653
All I can say to this is... Yep

>>7341600
o-oh my

>>7341653
Oh god
This is getting too gay :(
We need some women up in here

>>7341833
They can watch

>>7341833
How could I forget?

Mona behind Randall, one hand working that big ol' dick while the other explores Zaph's "halo".

>>7341871
Ohh, actually I support this notion.

>>7341833
>too gay
Is such a thing even possible? After all this is all in the lord's name.

>>7341892
Yes, it is all leading to his glory. They just need a break time to time.

>>7341892
>in the lords name
>Men on men

U fookin wot m8

I would prefer Zaph surrounded by a women tbqh
That's more Bible-ish

>>7341833
This, whatever happened to that thick broken angel? Wonder if she's still at it.

>>7341951
Hey, harem equality dude.

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>>7341833
>too gay

>>7340054
GRAB PERRY BY THE HANDLES AND PRETEND HE IS A CAR

>>7340054
Hold on Perry's hands tightly, and move on to a new thread

>>7342025
Dude, why? This is the third time now.

>>7342025
they said they would with the next update

>>7342041
Oh, but... why?

>>7342053
Bump limit, this thread will be lost by tomorrow, probably

>>7342116
this

>>7342133
Oh, thanks for explaining.

new thread
>>7342459