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>24 Tributes, no swaps
Theme : https://youtu.be/N1eUq74LnFU
Eggman-kun
Cinnamon Roll
>>7268992
Big Bad Guzma
angry loli
Filia
>>7268992
Ultimate Hope
>>7268992
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7268992
Solf J. Kimblee
>>7268992
Carrie
>>7268992
The Entirety of 4chan
Yoshikage Kira
Shuichi Saihara
>>7269008
Depair is better
>>7268992
The Master Trickster
Dangan Remover Aleksandr Pistoletov
Gandalf the Pug
>>7268992
Roy Mustang
>>7268992
LF On The Train
>>7268992
Sk8r Owl
>>7268992
My Dick
Black Hood
>>7268992
Haqua Du Lot Herminium
A single strawberry
Merryn
Plantera
>>7268992
Nyet Patrol
>>7269037
Some of these miscreants dared to talk smack about the franchise of diners that God created for his chosen people. You cannot let this stand!
>>7269045
Strawberries are disgusting
Lord Beerus
>>7269059
I am an old man, and I have seen more shitposts than most of you have years. Nothing is more terrible upon this earth, nothing more glorious, nothing more absurd. You may retch. You will not be the first. You may foul your breeches. I did, in my first shitpost. No one will care. All shitposts smell of shit.
>>7269093
>mfw I knew the reference without reading the filename
Never change, you glorious son of a bitch.
>>7269178
I take it gooknet is still on the fritz.
That's fucking it, I'm changing my VPN service.
>>7269220
Have you tried the hotlinking fix? :^)
I fucking swear, I'm going to fix this shit if it kills me.
why bother there are no swaps Yukine
>>7269220
>being this retarded
Gandalf the Pug better lay off that good fucking leaf.
>>7269220
Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?
If no one is replying, I'll post faster.
>>7269257
Yes I did, you fucking Indian.
>>7269269
Have you tried the hotlinking fix?
zzzzzzzzzzz
PMed you the fix
>>7269269
How did you know I was Indian?
You don't want to be in the fucking house when Eggman unleashes his can of whoop ass.
Angry Loli needs some more of this fucking tea so she can chill the fuck out, man. Like goddamn!
Even bones can get foot infections. The Master Trickster gets a bucket of that lobster pokemon or whatever the fuck you call them and does something tricky.
Dangan Remover and Hope are forced to be entertainment for Kat.
Cinnamon Roll safely lands on a Big Bad Guzma.
>>7269269
Have you tried not living in a third-world shithole region of worst korea without potato internet?
>>7269285
saay whaaaaaat
saay whaaaaaat
>yfw hoshi stops hosting mid-game from not getting any (You)s with his shitty game
>>7269288
>>7269289
We can't, like, speak, man. The minute I open my mouth, Indians start starvin' themselves. I mean, more than they already are.
Dangan Remover needs some more balls in his sack if these thunderbolts are giving him problems.
>>7269292
People are just busy with other things, people just get bored of the games, these games get dull eventually, it's tuesday and it's the dead hours, not a lot of people are online right now, it certainly isn't my shitty games or the fact that nobody RPs to them.
We have an invisible Strawberry running around. The Trickster is aroused.
Ultimate Hope tries to bypass the pitbull guarding the room.
Angry Loli has been contained in a frozen prison by Plantera.
Kira is given a plateload of disrespect right at his table by Kimblee.
Use the hotlink fix, you retard.
I'm actually feeling sorry for hoshi more than when i saw he samefagged an entire thread.
>>7269315
I did try the hotlinking fix. But it's just the fact that my country blocks 90% of the images and it takes a hour to load it by VPN. So I'm kinda screwed here, bub. You wanna enter on hga next time? I can start these games faster with no broken images.
>>7269326
Nobody cares who you feel sorry for anon. Your pity doesn't really count when it's just an obvious way to bring me down, brah.
And that samefag thread was on another level, a scrub like you will never comprehend the idea of samefagging an entire game on your own to understand every bit of your own code and your own avatars and RP.
>>7269327
No thanks
>>7269346
Exactly. So I'll have to find a faster VPN, or stick to Pre-Entry games.
>>7269326
oh my gooooood that's so old
check out my latest hot beat instead of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhTSJZaE5M
The Strawberry goes fucking nuts and commits a murder suicide. Don't mess with Gypsies.
The Master Trickster is not called Master Trickster for no reason. He catches on and escapes just in time to survive Guzma's clever assault. At the price of his house, of course.
Actual game when?
>>7269371
Right now. Give me 24 and we'll do it.
Eggman-kun escapes capture in a fucking cop uniform. Watch the fuck out, the egg is loose.
Merryn decides to go outside for some peace and quiet. What's wrong with this thread?
Big Bad Guzma and his dog run for their lives from a vacuum cleaner.
The Master Trickster is at it again. USING HIS PSYCHIC FUCKING POWERS TO MAKE KIRA EXPLODE!
>>7269375
Yogg-saron
After an alien chicken invasion, we're going to be left with a lot less people in Nowhere.
With a huge refreshing new death roll, we're thinned out to the last few tributes.
Angry Loli has been Angry this entire game. Eggman tries an indirect approach and goes another way to conquer his enemies.
The Owl is called over by walking vermin.
>>7269386
Shouldn't Sk8r Owl be dead?
>>7269404
no, he was brought a piece of plantera. it didn't say he died.
Merryn decides to play it safe this round, not going to the feast. Of course, we get a lot of tributes greedy for kills at the feast, but in this case it was the smart thing to do.
Just notice Eggman-kun right now, showing everyone that he as more than just whites and a yolk in that shell of his. Behind that thin layer of calcium, there exists a criminal mastermind.
Using the Owl's inability to explain himself and the sweet tooth and constant rage of the Angry Loli, Eggman secures a kill using his opponents' own weaknesses against them.
This is why he wins so many games, fellas!
>>7269408
the slide before that, dumpass
>>7269411
Sk8r Owl died as he lived. An owl.
I'm sorry HG
For all I've done here. You are all a wonderful group of people, never change and I love you.
However this entire time, the Angry Loli has been pocketing all the valuables in the house. As the more foolish tributes will soon find out, anything you take from the arena means nothing until you manage to get yourself out of it. Those things she stole will only slow her down as she faces her retribution for her crimes this day.
Eggman and Merryn are completely unaware, but how long? They will surely find themselves looking for their missing possessions, and I do not doubt for a second, the Angry Loli has left behind a trace of her actions.
>>7269419
kys faggot
>>7269419
Gaaaaayyy
It was not until the final three entries of this game that we learn the true cause of Angry Loli's anger! Lack of sleep! A growing girl needs her rest, and if she doesn't get any, boy, you're looking at a little pile of piss and rage, a pile of piss and rage that these other two tributes will have to deal with tomorrow morning!
Angry Loli further isolates herself from the remaining tributes. This kind of lone wolf behavior only leads to one or two things, a lone victory, or being victimized by the rest of the pack. There is a hierarchy in the arena, folks. We almost never notice it, but right now the Angry Loli is either the Queen or the outcast.
What will happen? Who will win? Find out in the final slide, coming up next!
thicc
And it's fucking over! Merryn and Eggman sneak away into the barn by themselves, leaving the Angry Loli hanging to dry when a tornado comes to ruin her chances at victory today!
Meanwhile at the barn, Eggman realizes his final plan to remove the final obstacle between him and victory! He has seen Merryn's arms, they're the arms of a weak little girl. Eggman knew this, he took advantage of these!
As she slips and falls to her death, she sees the look in Eggman's cold, dead, eyes. He looks down at her, and whispers...
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WHISPERED! THE DEAD TELL NO TALES, NOBODY WHO HEARS EGGMAN'S VOICE LEAVES HIS PRESENCE FUNCTIONING, COMPLETE, NORMAL MEN!
And it's game, people! Good work!
Is this fucking game over yet?
I'm smelling a whole bunch of rigged
And it's another one of these episodes.
Congrats to Eggman-kun! Even if it's a test game, it's not often that you get to bout in a 950 event game!
The experience of this verteran has surely shined tonight.
And for all our viewers watching from home, this has been a long and grueling death match. We will be back next time, same good events, same good games, hopefully these fucking images will be fixed.
Have a good one fellas!
>>7269455
guys when do we get to have another fucking empty dead US morning hangout thread?
And it's official! I'm changing my fucking VPNs, I swear to fucking god!
>>7269473
Thanks for hosting!
good night hg
>>7269479
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7269479
Well, it was better then nothing. Good job to the victor.
Dead.
>>7269577
or alive beach volleyball
>>7269596
Dead.
>>7269606
DEAD BEACH VOLLEYBALL
GOTTA GET THAT BIKINI ZOMBIE PUSSY
>>7269606
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
Rolling time.
1: Hug the poster below you
2: Kiss the poster below you
3: you have to do a wish from the poster below you
4: Act the opposite of yourself
5: Date the poster below you, unless they deny you
6: Fight the poster below you
7: insult the poster below you
8: reveal a secret
9: reveal your love
0: Roll again fucker
Dubs: you can make someone do whatever you want
Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
>>7269479
Eh, it was okay.
Thanks though.
>>7269636
let's see if we can get this thread rolling
>>7269619
>>7269625
It's dead. I dont want to see this poor thread. I am going to burn it now.
>>7269636
A little bit of gambling now and then surely won't hurt.
>>7269653
>teleports behind you
heh nothing personal kid
>cuts in half with katana
>>7269636
Roll
>>7269670
I dont even RP, sub. Printing half of thread and will burn it. lmao
Nice dead rp btw
>>7269636
>>7269684
I guess I'll just act boring.
>>7269670
>taps on shoulder
>>7269636
Eh, why tha' heck not. It won't kill me or anythin'.
>>7269690
No, no.
You're supposed to act the opposite of what you're normally like.
>>7269636
I like these.
>>7269691
AHHH!
>>7269680
You're supposed to roll the dice and see if you live, dick
>>7269636
Okay.
>>7269636
>>7269705
I accept
>>7269702
But i dont know. Lol.
>>7269702
>The panda girl hugs whoever this person is, as dictated by the rules.
>>7269700
But that would be boring, but fine, a roll is a roll.
>>7269705
>>7269708
>dates self
>>7269636
Sure, why not
>>7269698
A secret? I don't really got any secrets...'least I don't think I do...
>>7269710
dude lmao xD
>>7269711
Huh!? What are yo-
Hey!
>>7269735
Fate has dictated it.
>>7269728
>Reveal a secret
I have autism, but only my parents and I know.
I'm keeping it a secret even to my siblings
Well, since I'm the opposite of my self, I should not complain about the boring time we have right now.
Goodnight Okabe
>>7269744
Well don't do that again. It's weird.
>>7269735
What's wrong?
>>7269785
You're weird. I'm not weird.
>>7269636
Oh this opposite thing is boring, give me a better roll!
>>7269794
>4 again
nice
>>7269794
...I'm gonna go make a game for us...
Give me 24 for the upcoming bloodshed!
>>7269806
Solf J. Kimblee
>>7269806
Narukami
>>7269806
Filia
>>7269806
Sunset
>>7269806
Avenger
>>7269806
Korekiyo Shinguji
>>7269806
Roy Mustang
>>7269806
Kenny
>>7269806
Gintoki
>>7269827
who do you avenge?
>>7269806
Phil
>>7269806
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>7269806
Lust
>>7269806
Jack
>>7269806
The Tornado Of Terror
>>7269806
Sucy Manbavaran
>>7269806
JOKER
>>7269806
Captain Luna
>>7269806
Syoko Hoshi
Riza
>>7269806
Mr. Krabs
>>7269806
Eggman-kun
>>7269806
Misuzu
>>7269839
My prosperous life that once was taken away from me.
>>7269806
Flandre
>>7269670
Yes sure, first time. Like I said you are growing stale. And the Hoshi wonder why I want to kill you all. Fuck HG. You are nothing but elitist asshole who deserve to be raped with a baseball bat full of nails.
Check it or swap it!
>>7269902
Alright! Are you ready, Samson?
"As ready as I'll ever be, kid."
>>7269902
Looking pretty good.
>>7269902
swap fug's placement and jack's placement?
>>7269902
We start!
>>7269935
>>7269935
Best officer
>>7269935
I-Impulse decision.
>>7269964
>kissu
>>7269972
You know not what you do.
>smooch
>>7269998
T-there's something oddly poetic about this, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>7269966
>>7269789
Everything
>>7269791
You're a talking panda, I don't think you have room to talk
>>7270118
Ok
>>7270136
Good Job.
>>7269900
What? I can't understand a thing you said. Are you ok? Do you need help?
>>7270090
God dang mutant hair girl! You were suppose to win it for us!
>Tfw you're so tired you are not even sure you misspelled any of the words.
>>7270156
>>7270156
Thanks for the game.
>>7270156
Thanks... I guess.
>>7270156
Mustan and his alchemy is op.
>>7270138
Congration.
>>7270156
Thank you for hosting.
>>7270118
It's like you've never seen a panda girl before. You sheltered little nerd.
>>7270175
>Mustang
>>7270168
>>7270169
>>7270173
>>7270177
All of you are welcome!
See ya later!
>>7270156
Thank you for the match.
>>7270156
Thanks.
anybody wanna erp?
>>7270241
ERP with bear?
>>7270241
no
anybody wanna be friends?
Be careful not to choke on my dubs, hg.
>>7270271
...Got nothing better to do.
>>7270269
>lying on the interweb
Post avas and rate
Wow, we are still very much in a dead state, come on! we can play games, any games, spin the bottle even!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2_lk6WxXg
Russian OP's invading
>>7270306
He did refer to "want".
>>7270335
Oh? Games like wha-
>Jonathan takes a step back upon examining the girl's face and seeing the single eye before forcing a smile.
What kind of games miss?
>>7270358
Any kind of games, cannon games, battleship, staying away from doing your job games.
>>7270365
>
>>7270371
Oh. Hello Captain, how's your day going, I was just taking a walk.
>>7270365
Sounds to me like you're describing war games...I don't know how to play any of those.
Could you instruct me on how?
I don't mean to boast but I am quite the quick learner!
>>7270390
Whereto, exactly?
Test
>>7270397
Want to try the cannon game? it's pretty simple.
>>7270403
...You see I was hoping I would come up with a valid excuse right now.
>>7270413
I should start demanding pay instead of paying you...
>>7270432
Wait I get payed?
>>7270375
Upupupu~! Such an intense gaze, Naegi kun! Are you trying to undress me with your eyes? How lewd!
>>7270443
Not if you don't show up for work, you don't.
>>7270454
Well, I guess that's fair and all, so how's the ship doing?
>>7269636
Rolling
>>7270449
HUH? Wait what? How did you appear just right in front of me? And no! I dont do nothing like this!
>beamer
>>7270494
You are not Junko, sorry.
>>7270464
Rather dormant. I haven't found any worthwile targets recently.
What have you been up to, Iris?
A bit russian memes
>>7270504
Trying to find my cannon that I might of, sorta, kinda, maybe, catapluted into the skies. I know it's not broken since it's made to be very strong, but it's still amiss.
>>7270502
Of course I am silly!
The last person you have replied to is your date during this thread.
>>7270481
What makes you think I wasn't around all this time, Naegi-kun~? But this isn't the time to worry about me.
>despair tits points at >>7270494
You've got a date with that little anon over there, and leaving your new lover waiting it's just soooo uncool, even for you!
>>7269708
>>7270545
Oh, it's me, AGAIN
Is that a new Junko?
>>7270545
But isn't dating my captain against the company rules.
>>7270558
Thanks but no thanks. He's not really my type anyway. You can keep him.
>>7270413
I'd love to!
I am at your ready!
>>7270578
Well good, find a cannon, then bring it so we can launch someone out of it.
>>7270545
They're gone now, but either way I'd really rather not.
>>7270590
I thought they left, my mistake.
But again, really rather not. If I didn't get strangled in the bloodbath, it might be another story.
>>7270540
Hmmmmmm
>>7270558
Well, you know, you are to high to miss you. Even if I don't want to see you, I can hardly do it.
>dating with someone who you don't know?
N-no, sorry. I can't do this. Is it your trick again? Don't try to con me!
>>7270572
You can tell from miles ahead Naegi-kun isn't worth the effort, right? I totally know how you feel! But he's still the SHSL Lucky Student't y'know? Date him tonight and get the chance to gain the overpowered skill "Main Character Plot Armor"! Just dial 666-despair, call now!
>>7270564
>nah just messing around with a few pics i just saved, I don't even like Junko.
>>7270538
Your cannon you say.
And where did you obtain said cannon?
>>7270569
Let alone my being with Raven.
>>7270590
>>7270595
Doooo it, doooo it!
Evens, I host right now
Odds, I go do groceries so I can eat and then host.
>>7270627
on the ground, it's not one of the ships cannon I swear, it's a custom one for stunts and stuff!
>>7270635
Happy food hunting!
>>7270627
Speak of the devil, and she shall appear...
>>7270635
Buy burgers
I could have gotten us dubs in Dorsia
>>7270651
>>7270621
>don't even like Junko
Die.
Check em
>>7270621
Excuse me, but are you taking me for a gold digger?
>>7270650
Oh that sounds really tempting, but buy something I actually can afford. on a longer term.
Google dubs
>>7270666
can you check my prostate?
>>7270642
That is at least somewhat of a relief.
Still, you using yourself as ordinance makes me feel a bit uneasy.
>>7270649
And here I thought your lineage was demonic, not devilish. Good evening, dear. You're early.
Dubs - hosting
>>7270676
Now why's that I always do stunts and stuff.
>>7270690
Assist
Spoons are the most underrated cutlery objects while actually being the best of them all.
Prove me wrong
>>7270676
I wasn't aware that I had a set schedule. Hey again, in any case.
>>7270704
Spork. GG NO RE you fucking kraut.
>>7270704
Spaghetti?
>>7270712
That doesn't even count, nobody can use one or even own one without appearing autistic to bystanders
Must be great when eating alone though
>>7270717
That's one case where it is not the best, however you can tilt the spoon sideways and use it as a knife to cut the spaghetti down, then scoop up the result
You know what? Fuck it, I've already got brantsteele open.
First 24
Though It would be nice if someone could host after me.
>>7270735
>cut the spaghetti down
>>7270742
Yes you heard right. It also makes the spaghetti thing way less messy and awkward to eat.
>>7270739
Aikawa
>>7270694
Exactly.
>>7270710
More of a pattern, really.
How are you?
>>7270735
>cut the spaghetti down
This is even worse than rolling them up on a spoon.
>>7270739
Ultimate Hope
>>7270616
Actually I'm not pulling any strings behind the scenes right now, what a shocker huh? But we can always change that!
>>7270663
You aren't? Who would date a total whimp like Naegi if not for his talent? Unless you're looking for all that nice-guy crap, ugh.
>>7270739
Junko Enoshima.
>>7270654
>no u
>>7270739
Iris the hurricane
>>7270739
Syoko Hoshi
>>7270739
Gintoki
>>7270739
Eggman-kun
>>7270704
A steak knife you dumb prick
>>7270739
Classy Raven
>>7270739
Ultimate Hope 2
>>7270769
How are you going to eat steak with RICE??
>>7270750
>kys
>>7270751
It's fun! don't you do stunts too sometimes?
>>7270739
Haqua Du Lot Herminium
>>7270739
Kasumi Shigure
>>7270739
The Prince
>>7270739
Gabe the Doggo
>>7270779
Maybe if I used a knife or a fork I could do that, but the spoon protects my life.
>>7270739
Misuzu
>>7270758
No-no-no, please don't do nothing wrong. We only save the world from total despair. Just, live your life, and be kind to everyone around you, Enoshima Junko.
>>7270739
The Human Holocaust
>>7270739
Dangan Remover Satou
>>7270739
Captain Luna
>>7270739
Shion
Kevin Winoto
>>7270751
Not enough this happened for me to be anything other than fine so far. What of you? I 'hope' you have something to tell me this time.
>>7270788
https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y
>>7270779
Not particularly, no.
>>7270816
I don't think I could perform that to myself...
I still need 4 more.
>>7270778
You cut the steak with a steak knife and eat the rice with a fork/chopsticks or spoon. Duh.
>>7270825
Skeeter
>>7270825
Dazai Osamu
>>7270825
Shiro
>>7270818
Well that's kinda strange, I mean you have wings and all, I'd think you'd do good at stunts.
>>7270823
>do it
>>7270825
This Face
>>7270796
Stop stop stop stop right now with that bullshit! Look at you giving cheap motivational speeches with that idiotic face full of "hope"! Absolutely disgusting!
>>7270825
Paru
>>7270864
>>7270864
>>7270864
>>7270864
Here we go.
>>7270739
Fujiwara no Mokou