ITT: Pokemon are real. What do you do with your pokemon

Take their loads in my mouth and ass until they're fully spent.

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>>7266036
Zekrom tells me the tales of heroes long gone, societies that have ages since collapsed.
It's an interesting way to learn history.
>>7266025
Where do you plan on going?
Many regions are in chaos at the moment.

Have you ever thought if we would be better off without pokemon?

>>7266147
You obviously weren't alive before the war.

>>7266036
Usually I just come home and chill with Natu until i crash. Occasionally we go a little ways outside town to see if there's anything to do.
There generally isn't. Fallarbor is as boring as my job is stressful.

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>>7266085
A lot of people seem to be heading to the Orre region, so I suppose I'll head in that direction.

Anywhere but the region that was nuked.

>>7266036
Oh, uh...

...I used to go stargazing with my houndour, but that was a long time ago.

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>>7266036
I cry about how alone and empty I feel. Just kidding I do that all the time, I shitpost here.

>>7266200
Don't worry, someday you'll find someone willing and weird enough to jump your bones.

>>7266153
And yet it seemed so perfect, just us and our achievements. Nature in it's rightful place as humanity's plaything.

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>>7266147
How was that, anyway? I heard they had big loud boomy things back then.
>>7266213
Doubt it.

>>7266215
I miss those times.
>>7266229
Yeah those are guns. They became obsolete after pokemon came in. You can still find them as collectors items.

>>7266265
Obsolete my ass. A good pistol can still put holes on an unruly beast like that uppity zangoose in the last thread.

>>7266229
Considering your immortality, it's just an eventuality. I heard there's a bunch of those types in Kalos though.

>>7266274
Yeah maybe something like that. Try it on a legendary or a steel type and come back to me.

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>>7265828
>He grunts and moans, the mouth on his stomach blowing hot air over Darkrai with each pant
>The other tentacles wrap around the arm and waist, one trailing along the edges of his skirt

>>7266298
Hardier beasts get bigger calibers.

>>7266274
Guns and such are more 'obsolete' in the fashion that swords and spears were when guns came into the spotlight. There's no better killing force than physics, but that time has passed.

>>7266265
>Fossil Pokémon
>Legendaries from the dawn of time
When the fuck weren't Pokémon around, exactly?
Or are you talking about before Pokémon were used as weapons?
If it's the latter just ignore me.

>>7266344
I'm talking about when we treated them the same as animals. Sorry about that.

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>>7266265
Guns? Crazy.
>>7266279
Ayyy I'll keep that in mind.

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>>7266189
I've heard that Orre is incredibly inhospital, while also being host to an Aether branch.
Maybe try Ransei?

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>>7266303
>He continues kissing at the other's neck between pants and moans.
>His arm explores the tentacles as his other hand moves a little lower on the other.
>He shivers a little at the touch of the exploring tentacle, leaning back a bit.

>>7266036
Fuschiafag here, same thing I'm doing right now - cuddle up with Vapey, look up at the sky (or at the rain, or at the TV - depends on the weather). Used to shoo her out of the shower because she kept trying to hop in with me.
>>7266394
Orre's natural terrain about as friendly to most folks as a storm to a house of cards. Ransei or Fiore are better bets for un-fucked civilization.

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>>7266403
>Gadreel shudders, hands massaging Darkrai's hips and head resting on his shoulder
>Another tentacle joins the other in rubbing at the edge of the skirt, the first one just barely slipping under to rub at the inside edge

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>>7266079
up the BUTT Primarina!

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>>7266564
>He shudders a bit kissing at the other, trying to stifle moans.
>He jolts at the tentacle slipping underneath letting out a loud moan.
>He pushes into the other, moaning and shakily rubbing at the inside of his mouth.

>>7266394
It's an idea, but I wish to assist in efforts to take Aether down.

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>>7266624
>One of his arms tightens around Darkrai's waist, steadying him as Gadreel let's out a shudder and a moan
>The first tentacle continues trailing along the inside of the skirt on its upward journey, the other still tracing along the edges of the skirt

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>>7266804
>He kisses at the other's neck more his hot breath fresh on his neck.
>He shudders at the touch of the tentacles moaning the other's name.

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>>7266868
>The hand currently not around Darkrai's waist rubs at the back of his lover's head
>The tentacle brushes against something...

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Well, it's time for rest.

Hear from you guys tomorrow.

>>7266948
nighto gunther

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>>7266036
feed them

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I did it, I actually did it. I just killed every single Aether asshole in this base, I also destroyed the Portal into the Distortion World so they can go back

Well I have nothing to go off of now, all I know is that I'm a pokemon called turtwig and that's all I know right now about myself anyway, I don't know if their are others who miss me, I may never find out who I am but I don't care. Why? Cause as long as these evil teams try and fuck with everything and hurt pokemon I have a reason a reason to keep going, maybe, JUST maybe I'll find out more about myself, maybe not.....

Anyway I found this gas mask, apparently right outside the base is the wasteland I escaped from earlier. It'll be a while before I post again, but I will keep posting as I venture through this world

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>wake up
>My gf/wife (no wedding but she doesn't want one so I'm still not sure on that one) messed up and apologized
>Which means I was wrong too

Well shit, apparently I've been fed false info about the PC system by Bill and other Pokemon who also had little understanding of what was happening. And then I fucked up and spread that info everywhere like a retard. Sorry about that.

The rest of the story is 100% true though, and it's not okay. Pokemon are fucking sapient, people, they are your friends, not tools to be thrown at a wall when they make a mistake.

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Have any of you seen Pikachu.
I can't find him anywhere.

>>7268729
Tell your turtle to atop godmodding

>>7268974
You have been wrong about pretty much everything ever since the wishening.

>>7269780
Haha how is godmodding real, like, just ignore them and carry on haha

>>7266036

Wish I had Reshiram and Zekrom to show my boys (All of my Pokémon are male, hence why I call them my boys) how Dragon Types really mate

Lol

I'm gonna get a Jangmo'o next.

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>>7269968
No. Zekrom has no interest in such activities, and after showing him this post he says he never will be.

>>7266394

N, Orre is on the same continent as Unova, and in fact, part of the same country. Unova governs Orre.

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>>7269986
Hey N have you seen Pikachu around.
Last time I saw him was when I went to visit May.

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>>7269990
Unova has many different climates. However, I wouldn't suggest it as a place to stay for its stability right now either.
Ghetsis has gotten out of control.
>>7270007
Are you talking about the May with the bag?
She's become a Salazzle with the face of a famous actress, so I would worry about the safety of your Pikachu, Ash.

>>7269986

>Zekrom confirmed male

Tell that to my Flygon and my Garchomp. Ground Types.

I should probably get a Salazzle just to reinforce the whole idea (and to poke at Dialga a little)

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>>7270024
It doesn't matter what types you have, Zekrom still has no interest in the activities and thus will not show physically spawn genitalia.
I do not take threats to rape Pokémon kindly, I would suggest you stop.

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>>7270017
She did have a Sack with her when I last saw her.
But why would she want to take my buddy away.

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>>7270041
I appear to have maken a typo. The word "show" should not be in that post.

>>7270017

>May's a Salazzle

Well, we know where Brock is, at least!

(Note: Salazzle makes perfect sense for my team, as Salazzle is of the Dragon Egg Group, which all of my Pokémon {except for Flygon for some weird reason} are in)

>>7270041
I don't take to your stupid face kindly.

>>7270041

N... You may not believe this, but I'm turning into a Pokémon. Kommo'o, to be exact. If you doubt me, ask Dialga.

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>>7270050
She has been attempting to take away multiple young Pokémon.
If you could put a stop to her I would appreciate it, for I am currently occupied with Aether in Alola.
>>7270056
Not in the same region as that abomination, fortunately.
>>7270075
And I do not care about your opinion. How fortunate for me.
>>7270085
There have been many cases of people turning into Pokémon in the past month alone.
However, it does not excuse your comments to Zekrom.

>>7270098

Is she in Unova or Orre right now? I can go after her.

(My turning into a Kommo'o is independent from The Wishening, as it was confirmed before that event. In fact, I tried to stop The Wishening)

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>>7270098
I guess I will keep en eye out for her.
Thanks for the help N

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>>7270129
(Believe it or not I have been lurking since the first thread. I know all about you. It doesn't change how my character acts)
She is in Sinnoh, I believe. With a bright pink color and Willem Dafoe's face she shouldn't be hard to miss.

>>7270147

SINNOH?!?!? What the hell is she thinking? Everybody knows what happened to Snowpoint by now!

>>7270140
She's in Sinnoh, bright pink Salazzle with a human face. Wear a gas mask to avoid the pheromones. Good luck dude, maybe it's time to get your A-team together.

>>7270129
(Dialga just said you would have your dragons kids, not how, everyone assumed it would be because of the wishening and instead you go full special snowflake and burn a wish)

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>>7270140
I'm sorry to hear about your Pikachu, Ash.
Good luck getting him back.
>>7270163
I believe they do. She was searching for a young Aron separated from his friends by the blast.
Good luck finding her.
Just a note, if you ever come near me or Zekrom we'll turn you into Dragon-vaginaless.
There's your warning

>>7270301
(Dialga can cram his opinions up his fat ass)

>>7270349
(And you can fuck off, ultimate Mary Sue.
-Dialga's role player )

>>7270362
(Says the hypocrite that had to insert a pokegod because muh godmodding)

This thread is so weird to read knowing none of what happened previously. I like it, quite nostalgic, but weird nonetheless.

>>7270384
(Actually, I only ever used his time powers three times, and that was in the last thread to stop a fucking nuke. )
(The rest of it has been fuck character interactions and development, neither of which you know about )
(Maybe learn to write before you judge other role players)

>>7270398
(Typo, that was supposed to be "fun" character interactions)

>>7270398
(Talk all you want in the end you're just talk)

>>7270417
(I'm a professional writer, I'm pretty sure I know how to write an enjoyable God character without being a jackass.)
(Since you're clearly an idiot with no basis to your arguments I'm just going to hide you. Come back when your writing skills aren't that of a 12 year old anime fan)

>>7270431
>professional writer
Everyone point at him and laugh

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it was so nice of you guys to send ash to me
he is making a nice 2nd addition to my harem and seems to be enjoying my smells

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>>7270441
(Nice to see you're back, unlike some people you're a fun shitposter)
.... I see Ash didn't take the advice about the gas mask.
I can't say I condone what you are doing, but at least Ash is reunited with Pikachu.

>>7270465
(I am very experienced at shitposting, plus I enjoy watching the discords reactions to me and this place is fun to participate, even when I am not shitposting in it)

So, N.
There is something I have been curious about.
What is your opinion on sexual relationships between Pokemon and humans?
I'd like to hear what you have to say regarding the matter.

>RP drama

This is why I don't freeform.

GM and/or ruleset or gtfo.

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>>7270554
If it's a consenting relationship between two adult individuals I find it acceptable.
However, many Pokémon tell me of how their trainer pressured them into the relationships, which is unacceptable.
As long as this is not a factor it's none of my business.

>>7270708
(We were actually talking about a pastebin document with rules, the recap, and a character list. Anything you'd like to suggest?)

>>7270708
Blame it on the Discord cunts

>>7270805
(Why not keep it all in the Discord and forget these threads, at that point)

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>>7270708
there is actually like 3 or 4 anons who are basically serving the Roll of GM thanks to the fact that they claimed certain pokemon first, and they fix and do shit when needed.
The problem is trying to include the thread on the discords going ons because certain shitposting anons keep coming in and just trying to thing because they are salty that they were not allowed to Godmode every interaction, because something happened that they did not like or because they just hate any 4chan based discord related because they are under the logic of "just keep everything in the thread"

>>7270860
(Such is the end of all these threads /vp/ or not)
(it is better this way)

>>7270860
>there is actually like 3 or 4 anons who are basically serving the Roll of GM thanks to the fact that they claimed certain pokemon first, and they fix and do shit when needed
GMPCs are always a bad idea, if you need further examples, ask /tg/.

>>7270913
(Every teacher has taught me a statement with the word always is always wrong, there are exceptions, and those exceptions appear to have been found here, they don't use their power for anything other than stopping shit like launching several nukes at Sinnoh, and usually have the thread backing their actions)

>>7270847
(I don't know about everyone else, but I find the Discord hard to keep up on because I have to scroll through 200+ messages to find my own character and it's really easy to get ignored or lose track of what's happening.
Plus, a lot of the RP'ers I like and have a lot of interaction with are thread only, along with two of my characters)

>>7270959
They're no exceptions, even, when they show up they inevitably hog up the thread.
No legendaries except for exceptional cases should have been a rule since the start.

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>>7270847
(the discord pretty much already has rules and shit for their how shit goes down, like I said the main problem stems from the shitposters in the thread that only want to end the threads forever)
(The Thread is pretty much Light RP while the Discord is more serious Heavy RP where they discuss everything)
>>7270913
its not the GMPC's themselves that are the problem here, personally I feel as if all these problems started when Discord started trying to include the thread more often than they had been, before then the thread and Discord happenings were pretty separate in the fact that discord would do their own thing and only include the thread on big events or the other way around
but recently anons have been trying to fuck with the discord every single day throughout the entire day and it has been disturbing everyone from doing anything at all and it would be even if there was a proper GM or GMPC regardless because of the nature of 4chan

>>7271012
It sounds like you have very little experience with RP environments. You have no idea how GMPCs can fuck with a game.

Proper moderation will stop shitposters. Get a good GM and you'll be on your way to a good environment.

>>7271012
Which is why drastic actions are now needed. Either the thread becomes so intertwined with the Discord that only Discord characters actions are acknowledged, or the Discord do their thing somewhere else.
Only one of these proposals will actually work.

>>7271041
So it's the gods fault even though all the gods do is funpost and damage control, making no major change except in response to another change, to bring things back to an equilibrium.

>>7271064
damage control and "funposting" aren't what GMs do

If that's all they're doing, then they aren't GMs

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>>7271041
It is literally impossible to keep up the thread light RP and moderate the thread without doing GMPC
The discord has People and structure which can kick/ban shitposters or tell you not to do things
The thread Has no way beyond GMPC unless someone turns out to be a 4chan Janitor or a Mod

>>7271083
so don't use a fucking thread, do I need to spell this shit out?

>>7271041
(I could do it, if people want? I'd prefer if we just had a rule set to go by, as I've had a lot of experience with corrupt DM's.)
-Guy who roleplays at least six characters
>>7271079
(I try not to GM with Palkia. It'd be a bad idea because Palkia himself has believes and morals that don't line up with what's necessarily best for thread.)
(I still really don't think a GM would be necessary or really possible to pull off because we have no way of banning people or removing posts - as evident by the fact we can't do shit about pornposter or all the salty shitposters.)

>>7271102
(I'm just curious, but why are you here if you're so vehemently opposed to the use of threads?)

>>7271103
GMs don't exist as characters, they exist as an entity that controls the gameworld and enforces its rules.

>>7271121
Because I clicked on the thread and felt like playing the part of tard wrangler for a little bit after seeing the bullshit that was going down.

>>7271122
(I know. As I said, I have a lot of experience with campaigns and have GM'd for at least 10. )
(I got mixed up in my wording, however - I meant to say 'GMPC' in reference to Palkia. My bad.)

>>7271134
...So you're saying you haven't been here since thread one and have no clue what's going on, but you think you're hot shit who's brilliant ideas will save the thread.
Yeah you can fuck right off.

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.... Anyway.
I found a small boat of Aether employees testing on the Wishiwashi in the area.
Hopefully they and their Pokémon made it back to shore safely without the use of their boat.

>>7271179
I have been here since the first threads I agree with his ides on GMing.
4chan threads are not a good medium for heavy roleplay, and GMPCs are a bad solution to that problem.

>>7271179
Yes. Because I know my shit. I don't need to have a degree in your bullshit to understand how it goes down.

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>>7271236
(From what I've seen they try to keep the heavy RP'ing out of thread and get bitched at for their efforts. A lot of us don't like Discord for various reasons - I have work and can't be online to participate in fast paced heavy roleplaying, but I sure as hell can be online to try and hook N up with someone)
(Could we stop spamming up the thread with this argument and get back to roleplaying?)
.... I'm still not sure I understand the gifts those fans gave me.
What's the point of a bead string with a ring at the end?

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>>7271341
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU ARE A STICK WHY ARE THEY SWOONING AFTER YOU AND NOT MY MAGNEFICENT MIGHT

>>7271366
Girls want effeminate prettyboys now, you'd have more luck in a gay bar.

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>>7271366
I'm honestly not sure.
Someone described me as a 'fabulous renegade youth with a legendary'
I do not think it is an apt description, but I do try to take care of myself.
Perhaps they will move on to you.
IT would certainly make city travel easier for me.

>>7270768
Fuschiafag here.
I've heard stories from some of the other Trainers in town about that sort of situation - hell, there was a guy on here about a month ago, I believe he was from Hoenn, saying he ran into some shit pimping his team out.
I make it a point not to wish death on anyone, but boy, are those some obituaries I wouldn't cry at.

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>>7271409
PERHAPS IT IS YOUR OUTFIT
YOU SHOULD CLOTHING THAT IS MORE SUITED FOR YOUR WOMENLY APPEARANCE

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>>7271409
Some women dig the bad boy thing. It took me a while to figure out what was appealing about it, myself.
>>7271455
How do you know he isn't already?
Or that I'm not, under my casuals? :^)

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>>7271455
Zoroark has told me before that woman prefer men who don't spend all of their time chasing after them.
Considering I have no interest in woman that would indeed make me a treat in their eyes.
Maybe you shouldn't try so hard? I am sure they will still appreciate you either way, friend.
>>7271452
That is absolutely vile.
I do believe the IP eventually caught the man, but I am ashamed to say I wish his Pokemon had gotten to him first. >>7271491
I had never really considered myself a 'bay boy' so to speak. It makes me wonder if I am spreading my ideals correctly that they refer to me as such.
.... Unfortunately I am still stuck in the womanly clothing of which you speak. Hopefully none of my self proclaimed fans find out.

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>>7271491
THEN CLEARLY HE NEEDS TO GO FURTHER
A LONG DRESS SHOULD DO THE TRICK
>>7271528
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE PEOPLE USED TO FLOCK ALL OVER OVER ME
CLEARLY THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE

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>>7271587
I dress I please myself, not others.
In a perfect world my appearance would not be something you concern yourself with, but we are far from a perfect world.
Have you considered that your fans left after your spat with Dialga?

>some guy in a pink dress is the kanto champ

>>7271745
Ah, again with the typos.
I dress to please myself.

what number is renamon in the pokedex

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>>7271777
what's a renamon?
i don't think this exist.
i think you saw that from a tv show

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>>7271587
I don't know, I'm pretty sure a lacy pink (or purple) banana hammock counts as 'far enough' for both of us. :^)
>>7271528
People forget how intelligent, and how powerful, Pokemon are sometimes. I know I used to on occasion.
I don't lose sight of it anymore, though, given my present company.

>>7271745
CLEARLY THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE REEDUCATED ON THE GLORY OF MANLY MUSCLES
I MUST TAKE MY LEAVE TO CORRECT THIS MISTAKE IN THE RULES OF NATURE

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>>7271866

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>>7271777
> flibbety floo here's your (You)

>>7271866
Good luck.

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>>7271866
Hold up there buddy.
Working out is great I know but there are other things too in this world.
The body is not the only thing that needs practice.

>>7271831
Heya, Croagunk. Can I ask some, er, advice?
You and David were a 'thing' before the Wishening, right?

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>>7271999
yes we were, go and ask away, what do you need?

>>7272068
Well, my Pokemon and I (only one in my household) have recently added a more, shall we say, physically amorous aspect to our relationship. After some of the things that have happened recently, and perhaps some of the video from when you had the ship, I was wondering if you had any, er, advice for keeping things safe and sane. My Pokemon is a Water-type, and there's no drastic size difference to worry about, but I got water down the wrong pipe our first time. I laughed it off, but still.
Any tips for us both enjoying this safely?

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>Small Yelling

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>>7272234
Oh hey there, you look really cool.
Why are you yelling?

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>>7272256
>Small Talking

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>>7272268
...Your small and because of that people don't tend to hear you or take you serious?
Well that's annoying.
Sorry to hear that lil dude.

>>7272157
well as you seem i'm not that good in terms of safety ask you have seen sometimes in those but how is the relation between you and your pokemon are?
you can always ask for a psychic type trainer or pokemon to relay the message until you two can understand eachother wihtout the need for it

Fuschiafag here.
>>7272268
The Smeargle is right, you are pretty stylish. If you're looking for something or someone in particular, I might be able to help.

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Someone please save me
Maysalazzle has left me alone for now but I am too drained to move
and I think pikachu has started worshiping her as a god

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>>7272333
(forgot pic)

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>>7272293
>Bows
>Offers paper crane
>>7272338
>Makes a plug out of paper
>Small Zrrt impressions

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>>7272370
Oh thank you man.
But you really don't have to thank me, you look cool and seem nice and that's all your own doing.
Thanks for the origami though, I've always adored this type of art.

Fuschiafag here.
>>7272370
I think I know that guy. I haven't seen him in a while, though. Sorry.
>>7272333
Vapey and I are very close, always have been. We actually went out of town to see a psych to settle that it wasn't just a stress-induced natural cycle talking when she started making those moves.
>>7272366
What region are you in? That's a start for the rescue party at least.

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>>7272428
I don't know, her pheromones have clouded my memory and I can't think straight
Its too late for me I have become addicted to her pheromones so just please warn others to beware of her

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>>7272413
>Bows again
>Small welcomes
>>7272428
>Bows
>Small thanks

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>>7272524
hey little guy
Your cute wanna play get in the Sack
its a pretty good and fun game

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>>7272535
>...
>Floats into the sack
>There are almost instantly several holes cut into the sack

>>7272535
That's a face that would be improved with 1 to 10000 papercuts.

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>>7272606
looks like I am going to need a thicker sack

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>>7272640
>Floats there waiting

>>7272640
You need a sack for your face.

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>>7272684
here we go this is the good sack
hop right in

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>>7272640
i-ilike your new look!

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>>7272756
>Floats in
>The sack is accidentally cut to ribbons

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>>7272767
thanks wanna play some games now
I got the perfect one in mind, its called guess my smell
all you have to do is guess what I smell like
>>7272782
damn you Acme brand leather sacks
you win this time little guy

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>>7272841
>...
>Bows in shame
>Leaves

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I am with the A2 section of the Aether Foundation Orre branch.

Arceus forgive me I'm about to do something horrible.

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>>7272841
You smell like rape and the shit my fumehead buddies and I used to huff.
Where's my prize, bro?

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>>7272892
Define 'horrible', also get out of my desert.

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>>7272841
uuuh what do i w-win?

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>>7272925
Murder.

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>>7272892
>>7272948
w-what? why!!!?

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One-Five here. I saw Arceus Himself cast His wrath on my former commander for doing what I think you're about to. Don't do it... it's not worth it.

Be glad I'm in Sinnoh and not there, or I'd job you myself.

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>>7272926
you get a lolipop made of Iron
now go ahead and guess what I smell like

>>7272948
Of whom? How much I care to remove you from Orre depends on your answer.

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>>7272966
(oh boy my first avatarfagging slip)

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>>7272964
Can I play too?

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>>7272958
17 other members here.
>>7272959
A2 here. You might be higher in command than I am but I'd like to see you try.
Eclo Canyon is 15 minutes away.
>>7272966
I'm starting now.

A2 out.

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>>7272978
sure
the more the merrier

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>>7272984
Oh, carry on then. Less work for me to do when I finally get things running.

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>>7273000
I brought my own bag, can we play get in the bag too?
I'm really good at holding it.

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>>7272964
>sniff

you smell uuuh l-like strawberry dirt! n-now gimme my lolipop!

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I grabbed an axe from the supply closet.

Last post before I end up dead.

12.22.122123.A2-Aether

Come watch the fun.

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>>7272984
Lambda One-Five here. It's not a launch, then?
He might actually forgive you, as I hope he'll forgive me.
I'm heading north, in plainclothes. If anyone sees me, don't bother taking me down.

>>7273034
>Walks up behind this guy sitting at a desk
>Just fucking hacks his neck open
Am I going to go to jail for watching this?

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>>7273035
The only one that wanted the launch was Lusamine.

>>7273070
16 left.

3 in room A-5
Switch to cam 15

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>>7273029
smell again, thats not what it smells like
>>7273027
but first why don't you take off that helmet
Can't play guess my smell properly with that on can you

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>>7273118
>gasmask noises.
Oh no that's quite alright.
You smell like cut grass and sweat.
Now would you be a dear and hand me my lollipop?
Just come a bit closer.

>>7273099
>wearing a fucking mask?
>holy shit this guy is fucking brutal
>lol mega garchomp

>>7273099
>walks in calm
>Nails the first guy in the neck, second in the face with the back-spike
>third gets kicked back and split open like rotten firewood
> barely breaks stride
Mother of Mew this is insane.

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>>7273118
>sniff sniff

hmmm. i t-think your trying to cheat!! you defiantly s-smell like a sweaty strawberry!

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>>7273198
You know you can't smell properly with that gasmask on
just take it off for a second to smell it

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>>7273198
C8 leave subject 1.4-Delta alone.
>>7273222
>>7273257
Maya never paid attention.
13 left.
4 in the cafeteria.
Cam 13

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>>7273275
Gasmask?
>obvious gasmask noises
I don't have a gasmask, I just want to play games with you.
You seem like such a lovely speci-friend.
I can be your friend, would this be a face that lies?

>>7273286
>MEGA GARCHOMP
>HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT
>RIP AND TEAR
>ANGEL OF DEATH

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>>7273332
>>7273332
fine then if you don't want to smell then I will take my buisness elsewhere
>>7273259
Good job I was just testing you
though You know what but sorry I forgot the Iron lolipop, its back at my cave
why dont you come with me back there and you can have all the lolipops you want

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>>7273332
C8 this is your last warning.
>>7273368
Six in their quarters.
Cams 4-10
I'll be starting at 10

>>7273454
someone call the fucking police holy shit

I was going to ask if it was going to be a nuke induced mass murder but axe induced mass murder is fine by my standards.

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>>7273452
uuhh y-yeah ok! where is y-your cave at? maybe you can help me look for my friend?

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>>7273452
I'm sorry if you feel that way, but I'd rather enjoy it if you would play with me.
We can play at that cave of yours, all the games of get in the bag or don't get shot in the knee untill y-we can't walk anymore.
Doesn't that sounds like fun?
>>7273259
You can play too, I got a special bag and pipe with your name on it.
>>7273454
Hello friend, while I am a bit sad you don't wanna play with me, I'm sure I can make some time in my agenda just for you, how does that sound?

>>7273470
Policefag here, I don't have a location on this guy. Even if I did, I'm not in Orre, and the command posts out there are probably an hour out minimum from any remote sites.

>>7273494
he said Eclo Canyon is 15 minutes away you cant fucking do anything about this?

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>>7273482
sure you can stay at my cave for as long as you like while we look for your friends
>>7273492
nope unless that mask comes off I ain't playing anything with you

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>>7273470
What police? This is Orre, and more specifically the desert of Orre. There's no law out here besides a couple run down stations with hardly any staff.

>>7273494
Some streamerfag's layering Gods' Gonna Cut You Down on loop over this shit
This is for Sinnoh

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>>7273524
What silliness are you talking about friend?
I'm sad you don't want to play with me, but I'm sure I can convince you otherwise.
>jingles pistol
Don't these games sound so fun you feel like dying?

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>>7273470
Too far.
>>7273492
C8 I'll be splitting you like firewood next.

3 left.
Two outside the boss's room. Then my Boss who has an arcanine. Would prefer to not have to slay a pokemon but no guarntees.
Cam 2 and then 1.

>>7273512
Hate to say it but >>7273530 is right. Orre's the frontier, and even if they had the staff we're talking about a 20-kilometer wide area to find a single building, probably mostly underground.
The precinct captain is recording this, buy that's all we can do right now.

>>7273584
Throw it into his face when he spins around in his chair.

>>7273099
>The only one that wanted the launch was Lusamine
For some reason, I think you might be in the wrong.

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>>7273584
Tactical advice - grab a secondary weapon, try to throw it if you're dextrous enough. That should buy you seconds to close and engage with the boss.

I'm at my destination now. Picking up Epsilon and Delta's trackers nearby. Idiots should have thought twice, I'm not even bringing a weapon in here and I'm anxious.

>>7273584
>Watching this guy stop and take his dex out on the cam to update us
>Literally doesn't shake or fumble or anything

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RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR

>>7273649
Hell it was time. I was getting anxious after the Farsail stream went offline.

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>>7273671
...
What in the fuck was that?

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>>7273524
>>7273572
i-i uuh.... hi?

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>>7273572
I know what you are up to little man and its not going to work
now see you I have some 'games' to play with an adorable little Aron

>>7273671
Whats the flavor of world ending nightmare today?

>>7273707
I hope it tastes like success.

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>>7273693
>>7273707
>the loud sound is approaching the spear pillar

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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>>7273671
what was that

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>>7273706
Well, I guess my little ploy is up then.
Haha, we sure had fun times, like that time you didn't want to go into the bag.
So I think I'm done with asking.
GET IN THE BAG!
>>7273696
YOU BAG NOW!

>>7273693
A good moment to turn on cameras.

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Courtney and Riley died easily.

Boss is up next.

Cam 1.

He's waiting for me

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>>7273707
I'll go look, bro, but I'm not going far.
>>7273649
Pretty sure it's, like, a fugue state or something. I've seen that before, and it's scary even when the person in it is on your side.

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>>7273743
what do you think you are you doing with my mistress
Pikachu thunderbolt

>>7273739
..Is..is that a rathalos scream? Or do i need to lay off the dank for a while?

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>>7273739
...
Fuck. There goes the calm streak we had.
>>7273759
All I've got is my dex cam, spear pillar isn't monitored in the same way.

>>7273765
These names seem all too familiar.

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>>7273743
b-but i uuh.... y-your not my dad!

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>>7273771
>>7273743
Pika-
>used thunderbolt

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>>7273765
May Giratina guide your hand, brother.

Enabling cameras now, I found Epsilon and Delta.
Divine wrath is gorier than I expected, though this is consistent with the silo incident.
>Warped figures are everywhere, a few Aether insignia still identifiable.
Moving on. I hear company.

>>7273779
That worked before and it will work now.

>Stream announcement
>Stream feed active in 1 minute

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>>7273742
>>7273779
>busts down spear pillar door.

have any of you fucking pussies seen an aron?

answer honestly.

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>>7273789

>>7273821
Should have used more gun.

>>7273765
>GOD OF FUCKING DEATH
>STANDOFF
>KILL HIM KILL HIM

>>7273807
Fair enough, I suppose!

>Cam turns on, showing most of the crew in what appears to be a nerd's wet dream, gaming tech everywhere.

>the feed leaves the room and then then stops as >>7273819 shows up.

Uh... John and Ray were with him a bit ago but since then... I don't know, he's around here somewhere, I think?

>>7273819
Follow the stink of a horrible disfigured salazzle.
You'll find him here.

CAM1 JUST CUT OUT FOR ME
DID IT CUT OUT FOR ANYONE ELSE?
THE OTHER ONES WORK

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>>7273821
good looks like he is still alive
Now lets just take off this mask
>>7273788
I grow bored of you now, you can leave now that I have this guy

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>>7273845
(fug forgot image)

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>>7273819
He ran off talking about being promised lollipops.

>>7273855
switch to cam 2
guy just dodged a fucking flamethrower attack

>>7273845
If I hadn't seen the Lucifer's reactor blow up I would swear you somehow moved it into that cavern.
Remind me to buy new cameras and get them over there somehow.

>>7273819
Uh oh.

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>>7273819
Yeah, bro. We brought him here to save him from a Salazzle, but I think he ran off once he finished the spoons we gave him to snack on. I'll help find him with you if you want.

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are we being monitored again? *waves arms at a random direction

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>>7273874
>robotic voice
Mission failure.
Activating chest bomb.

>>7273902
If Zangoose is a calamity attractor, then that damn Salazzle is a living disaster.

>>7273900
Two simultaneous streams about fucked up shit going on about our fucked up world.
What a timeline we're in.

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>>7273845
>>7273886
>>7273901
..........you dont KNOW?

>>7273902
He couldn't have gotten far!

>>7273965
Don't look at me, I'm just a voice in this dex being streamed from a secure location far away.

>>7273929
Say hi to the dex.

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>>7273886
...so May got him again?

Fuck.

Well, I wanted to claw her face off anyways, I'm sure she'll just come back with a new one, but it'll satisfy me and let her know to stay the fuck away from Page.

>>7273901
Uh, no, not again, please.

>>7273965
We're helping, this is our fault, we'll fix it. Just uh, don't smash us please. Really don't want to deal with that today.

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>>7273874
>>7273933
aaa-ah!

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>>7273965
Then can I, like, help look? I fucked up, and I want to try to fix this.
> Search for the Salazzle is go

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A2 here.

1 still left, tactical retreat made.

I'm going to grab our secret weapon and meet him in the cafeteria.

Switch to cam 13.

It's an Ultra Beast.

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>>7273933
Mistress NOOOO
>jumps onto the bomb

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>>7273986
RUN LITTLE GUY RUN!

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>>7273983
*waves to the dex* hi my fans.
>>7273965
let's go find him

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>>7273999

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>>7274019
.....

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>>7273983
>>7273984
>>7273993

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>>7274019
...did you guys hear that?

...good a place to start the search as any, Tyranitar >>7274040

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>>7274019
This way, bro!
I swear I'm gonna waste her for this.

>>7273997
>ultra beast?
>holy shit
>how is he not fucking dead????

>>7273984
Sorry, you're too popular now to just disappear.
Your popularity wasn't even dinged by THAT serious video.
But I can give you manual control over the cameras.

>>7274017
>Stream chat salutes back x 100k

>>7273999
YOU FOOL

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>>7274029
>>7274019
Looks like he really is ash now.

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>>7274046
>>7274057

ok!
>follows

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>>7274019
Fuck, that dropped me off a ledge.
Engaging new target, then continuing with my objective.
I scavenged Delta Two-Actual's gear, time to try it out.

>>7274061
Fuck off permsian, go drown in ragoo or something.

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>>7274083
i'll help find your aron, i promise

>>7274083
Now that you mellowed out at an incredibly fast rate, did you come out of a portal of sorts?

>>7274061
GAMESFIELD

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Everyone switched to Cam 13?

UB-05 coming out.

This'll be my last stand.

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>>7274095
Is that like lasagna?

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>>7274060
...that could work, being able to turn things off when it gets lewd wouldn't be horrible.

>>7274083
...holy fuck body parts everywhere, what the fuck happened here? Who's the pikachu?

...oh hi Aron, nice to see you're okay.

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>>7274115
Tuned in, sir. I'm making mine soon as well, I have visual on my target. May Arceus have mercy on us both.

>>7274125
The red part, yes.
Find a tub and fill it with the stuff.

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>>7274104
your cool!

>>7274105
no i live at the bottom of the mountain.

>>7274135
>almost running over zangoose
ARON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>>7274115
>MONSTROSITY
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>HOLY SHIT

>>7266036
Tell it a silly joke ahah

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>>7274149
Why don't you do it?
I'l be sure to clean up.

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>>7274135
oh hey mr. z-zangoose!

>>7274152
hey!

(Hey can we not keep any canon characters in the fairsail crew for balance purposes? I don't want Ash's OP pikachu in there.)

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>>7274214
are you okay little guy?
you made tyranitar worried sick

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>>7274175
Fuck. Glad my next nap's probably the big one, or that would give my nightmares.
Gasmask, check.
Shock-rod, check.
Knife, check.
>>7273874
Let's do this shit.
> The guy flips his 'dex around and charges in.

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>>7274190
Permsian you lazy fat cat, do it yourself.

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>>7274257
No I don't want too.

>>7274249
(( Discord's probably not keeping him in anyway. We aren't feeling it ))

>>7274175
>Giant fucking monster slams Arcanine across the room
>This aether guy walking past it as the boss is begging for his life
holy shit
i think the thing snapped at him and he shot it this look like "youll be next if you dont shut up"

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>>7274250
>quickly snatches up aron

YOU are so FUCKING grounded! I Told you not to go up to that WEIRDO spear pillar!

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>>7274280
So... does this mean we're not lunch?

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>>7274280
>Carries aron trying to explain himself but tyranitar won't fucking have no excuses down the mountain back home.

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>>7274319
bye i'm happy your kid is fine

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>>7274252
Be careful.

Boss is dead. I've stolen one of the UBs we have.

I'm going to grab some chicken wings and scramble all the info in this site.

I didn't kill his Arcanine so I'm going to take it with me and give it to someone else.

APB to any police hoping to catch me.

UB-05 is very hungry.

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>>7274252
well fuck me sideway
dead again

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>>7274319
Mission accomplished, I guess. Let's head back.
>>7274309
Looks that way, little bro.
>>7274278
I'm impressed. I thought I was a mean son of a bitch, but I've got nothing on this guy.

>>7274152
Oh, good. Thank Arceus I was wrong about your whereabouts.
And by that, I mean that you did not die and come back through yet another freaky Aether experiment.

>>7274319
Later.

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>>7274369
Hahaha to bad I'm not in the distortion world anymore, or I'd
>Dukenukem voice
Kick you're ass

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>And thus Pikachu as Revenge for Blowing up Ash went Nuclear and dedicated the rest of its life to killing everyone in Aether
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

>>7274366
>He doesn't even put the fucking thing away
>Tosses a few chicken wings into its gaping maw
This guy has no fucking fear.
>>7274373
Guy probably wanted to beat your score.

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>>7274369
Target neutralized.
That's justice for one man, at least...
Fuck. Back to my march. One-Five, out.

>>7274455
IT STARTED EATING A FUCKING CORPSE
HOLY SHIT

>>7274481
...did Al become a human again and sneak into Aether?

>>7274135
That's a yes then.
Time to budget out the cameras, how many rooms in that cavern and how much longer do you plan staying there?

Gotta have this done before Palkia comes.

>>7274481
..If he has who I think he has, he might wanna keep an eye out for angry stoner trees.

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>>7274455
Nice dubs, and he just didn't just break my score. He shattered it with righteous fucking fury.

>>7274488
I think he means the... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>7274488
Not the employee the fucking 05 Ultra thing
>>7274512
What?
>>7274514
You got a competitor man

>>7274534
The ultra beast.

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Wonder what they'll call me.

Orre Executioner? Orre Butcher?
Anyway I finished scrambling the site. I'm killing the camera system and leaving now.

I'll be watching.
>>7274534
UB-05.
Guzzlord.

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>Trying to find hobbies with Lucy
>Everything we've tried so far has led to serious stuff we'd need hobbies to get away from and not go crazy
Are we just meant to be boring serious people? The fuck. Not even video games work because we ended up finding some fucked up VR system/game that I'm 90% sure Dialga stole from the future, it had mostly weird porn games on it but there was a fighting game that used your memories to build the battlefield. And apparently all our pasts fucking suck.

Send help we need a hobby that isn't sex, violence, or protesting for pokemon rights.

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>>7274609
How about 'friend'? Nice work in there, saved me from having to break in and do it myself one day.

>>7274659
Try some kinda thing where you create something.
You might be good with wood with those claws of yours.

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>>7274659
A bunch of people at my workplace believed that the PC system deletes pokemon thanks to you.
Leave it to people like N.
Pick something creative. Woodcraft? I always enjoyed woodsculpting when I was young.
>>7274660
Thanks. I'm going to lay low with some people I know for a few days.
If anyone needs anything done I'm your guy.
Just call me A2.

Arceus I just saw a truck go by. I'm going to be light on posts for a while.