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first for Amethyst is best gem
Hey guys, it's depressed anon... i miss my peridoodle
Gems should play video games with Steven
>>7250332
Second.
Post parental gems.
>>7250420
>>7250437
Love you /sug/
>prime edit material
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>7250812
>tfw no lapis slave
I bet Lapis has a cute butt!
>>7250853
I think most of the Anons in this thread if they had a Pearl or other gem as a "slave" would more than likly be kind and friendly to it. I find comfort in that thought.
>>7250866
nth for a delicious treat
>>7247726
kill yourself
>>7250350
You should fucking kill yourself.
>>7250707
Love you too?
>>7251405
Except lapisfags
>>7251419
Awwwwwwwww man
:'''''''''(
>>7251419
>Bullying
Here's a reminder of what is going to happen with the plot, in case it wasn't obvious
>by Sapphire's actions, Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond are going to be stealing humans away from Earth in the hundreds and thousands
>at some point, someone will spill the beans to the Diamonds that the Cluster has been deactivated, and is never going to emerge
>this will escalate the fight as the Diamonds begin clamouring as the two gems clamour for a chance to colonize Earth
>enter White Diamond, who has had enough of this Earth obsession, and is going to finish the work her sisters couldn't for millennia
>a cold gem civil war will emerge as the other Diamonds begin clamouring for their stake in Earth
>Yellow Diamond wants her Gem Weapon still, because as a bubble it can be transported away
>Blue Diamond wants to preserve Pink Diamond's legacy for as long as possible, and therefore keep Earth as a reserve for extraction
>White Diamond just wants the basic colonization and to stop living in the past, so we'll see more Diamond devotees starting to work together to counter the more powerful White Diamond's forces
is it wrong to prefer a dirty/sketch style?
>>7251531
not at all we all have our preferences
>>7251514
*by Sapphire's only option other then being captured and fingered by BD,
FTFY
>>7251514
>stealing humans away from Earth in the hundreds and thousands
Nah, at most they'll probably steal Beach City's population of like two dozen because SU works on a very small scale, even when it doesn't make sense.
>at some point, someone will spill the beans to the Diamonds that the Cluster has been deactivated
This only works if it's somebody from Beach City because nobody else would be in contact with somebody who knew that even happened.
>the two gems clamour for a chance to colonize Earth
I highly doubt Yellow would be doing that, she would try to find a way to reactivate the Cluster.
I'm not acknowledging the rest of that because it's never going to happen.
>>7251531
No, but it's wrong to enjoy shitty zuke hair like that.
>>7251541
No, kill yourself
>>7251567
I like Peridot with different hairstyles.
>>7251514
kill yourself retard
>>7251622
have a treat
>>7251620
Taking her existing hair and messing it up into a rat tangle isn't different, it's just stupid.
>>7251646
leave him alone its too early for this shit
>>7251558
this isn't gravity falls, where everything only happens there.
We've traveled all over the world in SU, its much larger scale then it looks. But I do think we get to see any more major human characters outside beach city. Likely see unnamed background humans getting abducted in major cities like empire city.
>>7251659
you have shit taste in art, her mouth looks like fucking purple and yellow play doh, her nipples are dark green circles, she only has 3 fingies, her other arm is missing,she has a fucking enormous belly button and it looks like a 5 year old tried to draw porn of his favorite cartoon character.
>>7251670
>Unnamed background character outside of beach city
>This warrants an excuse to say there's a much larger scale
And no, it really doesn't.
Everything HAS happened only in bitch city and nothing more, the gems only traveled to places, not spent entire seasons in them.
When everything always reverts to the ole beach city status quo then yes, everything DOES only happen in beach city for the majority of it.
>>7251659
It's never too early to call people out for liking Zuke hair.
>>7251697
took you that long to come up with
>>7251670
>where everything only happens there
Actually it pretty much does and the show acknowledged this in Rising Tides Crashing Skies. Unless Steven leaves Beach City then all events are confined there for the sake of narrative simplicity. We've left Beach City, but more often than not the plot is centered around it. We've had like half a dozen episodes where places outside of Beach City played an important role, but every time it always snaps back to the main focus. There's very little reason to believe this won't change.
>>7251722
*this will change
>>7251620
Doodled you something.
>>7251748
im not that anon but this is really cute! good job!
>>7251722
They'll be attracted to the CG temple just like the green hand ship was. But at the very least we'll have ships abducting humans outside beach city, but only get a few scenes showing so.
>>7251748
And this is different hair done right.
>>7251787
>>7251748
aaaw thanks anon! I love it! <3
How about we post some crossover art?
>>7247770
kill yourself
>>7247770
kill yourself AGAIN
>>7252045
I wonder what kind of family this would be.
>>7251565
I can't help it, I love me some big hair
i want to rub blue's feet to make her feel better
>>7247887
kill yourself
>>7251531
C H I C K E N S C R A T C H
>>7251769
>>7251722
>>7251670
>>7251558
Guys, did you think I meant this would be something that was noticed as something constantly happening in Beach City? I meant more like a slow burn in the background, you start seeing missing posters in public places, Ronaldo's blog mentioning that his GF Jane hasn't responded to anyone in weeks, a newspaper mentions Marty's disappearance, Greg says Andy was supposed to get back from his trip to Brazil weeks ago in a passing comment, until finally all the pieces come together and one of the regulars goes missing, like Sadie, or Peedee, and the Gems realize what's been going on.
So they run into a Nephrite, and find out what's been happening in the absence, and that begins an escalation of the issue.
>>7250812
kiss me
LAPIS
FLAPIS
>>7252369
This would actually be cool if it happened but I'm not sure if the show is clever enough for it.
>>7252457
LAPIS RAPEIS
>>7252471
doesn't even rhyme
2.5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCdeAC-ziOA&feature=youtu.be
G U Y S
>>7252557
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT
>>7252557
IS THAT BLUE DIAMOND?
Remember Centipeetle speculation art?
>>7252557
Okay, like legitimately, if anyone still resists month old leaks at this point they're just plain retarded.
Especially if they don't have a nelson in the first place.
CN literally asked for this especially when they tried to pretend it was part of their plan all along.
>>7252585
Yes.
>>7252585
remember pearl's 18 inches?
>>7252598
kys
does pearl massage massage her diamond's feet to confort her everyday?
you know, nothing sexual. jus a friendly foot rub
>>7252638
prove it
>>7252648
You're a fag, that's all the proof I need.
>>7248105
ayy
>>7252657
ok prove it
>>7252663
I already did. Now it's on you to prove otherwise.
Hey yo, Norp's bringin' ya' a rap from the bottom of his god like heart.
Lapis, is an asshole, steppin' on rabbits, out of control, she's got bad habits. She ain't your average troll, she'll turn the states to an atoll, you think that's it? We'll Lap's a real fuckin' piece of shit. She strangles puppies, and cancels the funnies. She's a real big dummy who's making fluffy things bloody. She drowns kittens, and pounds britain's women, she isn't timid she has no limit on her aggression, so now you know there's no question, that evil is her profession. Yeah.
>>7252685
the one making tha accusation has the responsibility to prove his claims
>>7252686
Don't forget she's a rapist.
>>7252723
Yeah but I couldn't find a way to fit a rhyme for that.
-Norp: God of Man
>>7252726
Gimme a second.
I'll finalize the rap.
-Norp: God of Man
i am going to suck twenty dicks
>>7252752
At once or in a row?
>>7252710
Sounds like something a fag would say. You've already proven me right yet again.
>>7252756
yes
>>7252752
That's great and all but when does
>>7252779
When you kill yourself
one more thing
>>7252686
Hey yo, Norp's bringin' ya' a rap from the bottom of his god like heart... bring it.
Lapis, is an asshole, steppin' on rabbits, out of control, she's got bad habits. She ain't your average troll, she'll turn the states to an atoll, you think that's it? We'll Lap's a real fuckin' piece of shit. She strangles puppies, and cancels the funnies. She's a real big dummy who's making fluffy things bloody. She drowns kittens, and pounds britain's women, yeah she's a rapist, oh hell she's a sadist, she aint patient, her hate is so blatant. Her rape ain't latent. Your fate is the pavement, if you step to her, oh I concur, she'll transfer your ass, to a liqour store. So now ya' know, oh she aint timid, she has no limit on her explicit aggression, oh ya' know there's no question, that evil's her profession. Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzPQ9oMMF8
>>7252926
GUYS
>>7252765
that's exactly what a liar would say
>>7251558
In this last bomb, I picked up more of a feeling that knowing Blue's feelings about the issue, Yellow may decide to go ahead and terminate the cluster, though doing so would give reason for another agent to visit earth. either to command peridot to do it or to do it themselves. Maybe another peridot.
>>7252926
RID OF IT ALL
>>7252948
It's possible, but at the moment Yellow Diamond seems be the one being painted up as the aggressive "bad guy" leader who wants earth destroyed ultimately.
Unless we see what White Diamond's motivations are.
>>7252926
What we really are will go down as one of the most misleading commercials CN has done.
I haven't watched this show since Sardonyx, but I will say that Blue Diamond is pretty cute.
>>7252981
okay
>>7252981
okay
>>7252981
okay
carrying groceries suck
>>7252621
>ynw massage BD's feet
why live
>>7253000
What do carrying groceries suck and what are the groceries carrying?
>>7252981
yako
>>7253014
they're carrying lapis's will to live
>>7253000
I hate getting called up to do overtime when I'm supposed to have a day off
>>7253000
Trips confirm 6 bags, one trip. Bit Off center gem maybe.
>>7253031
you right not gonna fix it tho too lazy
but really i appreciate ppl telling me when something's off so i can fix it
>>7252933
>>7252557
GUYS
STOP
>>7253031
ok i lied it bothered me too much
>>7253068
Pip
Doesn't Steven know that hotdogs are made out of the grossest junk?
>>7253099
someone should show him a factory farming documentary
>>7252557
I'm hyped... for some odd reason.
>>7253099
So?
>>7253099
I don't give a toot.
>Regular Show ends tonight
I feel empty.
>>7253068
now that bothers me
>>7253147
why
>>7253132
Why is it that SU is the only veteran show that'll still be going on.
>>7253155
because of all the aliased artifacts you created in the process of rotating and moving the gem
http://www.strawpoll.me/12124178
>>7253176
Lewd indexer....
>>7253132
If I'm this bummed about the end of a show I don't actively keep up with I can't imagine how I'll feel when SU ends.
>>7253178
>ifanny
>>7253178
GUYS
>>7253225
DUDE SAME
>>7253194
it's shit I'm coming across while working out how the APIs for the "random posts" at the bottom of some themes work, so I can maybe retrieve posts and images out of thin air again
It's real weird
You can't just spam a word because you heard it more than once. That isn't a meme. This isn't /tv/.
>>7253244
Ha!
>>7253244
DUDE SAME
>>7253244
That's great and all, but when does
>>7253000
>>7253068
>>7253176
twitch tv/linesandlips
>>7253295
Whoops. deleted my message.
Gonna stream last few requests.
>>7253295
>>7253331
Vidalia is looking good today.
>>7253257
her butt is so ridiculously disproportionate
Wake me up (wake me up inside)
Can't wake up (wake me up inside)
SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEE
>>7253467
There's enough retards clamoring on about BD being a fusion without the left throwing more fuel on that fire.
>>7253467
i don't get it. are they mad cause blue didn't looked like their stupid headcanon?
>>7253480
>clamoring
Is this word a new meme or something?
>>7253492
What?
>>7253434
Thanks anon. Now I know not to overexaggerate the butt again
>>7253492
No, it's existed for quite a long time now, you stupid periposter.
CHIPS
ICE CREAM
'spose I could take a request or two...
>>7253530
LAPIS LIFTING UP HER DRESS
>>7253526
Hot fresh Lapciscle
>>7253530
Navy's armpits
No questions
>>7253537
>it's melting
>>7253530
Skinny next to or holding or pointing to a stop sign (she's as tall as Jasper just about)
>>7253533
Lapis doesn't wear a dress.
>>7253526
SU envies Adventure Time's lore and character development
>>7253482
yes. that is exactly why.
>>7253530
Yellow pearl & blue pearl trying to smugly eat salad
>>7253530
this with BD and her pearl
>>7253546
yes she does
>>7253526
Were they Garfunkel and Oats? I know one of them was the VA that voices Sadie.
>>7253530
Lewdpphire
>>7253565
She wears a skirt and halter top.
>>7253574
it's a dress
>>7253560
Seconding this
>>7253577
Your and idiot
>>7253530
Sapphire fucking Centipeetle
>>7253577
sorry anon but the shirt and skirt arent connected
>>7253586
why is this a problem do you people argue over nothing
>>7252659
Nuh-uh
>>7253608
Just shut the fuck up. Everything you say is retarded.
>>7251818
Now she looks even uglier
http://www.strawpoll.me/12118651
>>7253609
what's the origin of the meef face anyway?
>>7253640
Does the arena have any stairs?
>>7253637
>>7253646
I'm not sure what a "meef face" is, but I do know what a "meek face" is.
Howdy Sug
>>7253656
yeah that's what I meant ya dip.
>>7253655
This is fine
>>7253656
>>7253646
Oh it's this
Why the fuck is it called a meek face?
>>7253672
I love this artists work
>>7253680
meekbot
>>7253695
he's touching da tiddy
>>7253680
Because it was made by an artist named Meekbot
>>7253707
Your sense of perspective and space relation is awful.
>>7253707
He's touching da arm
>>7253720
What if she's just Sapphire?
>>7253736
then he would have trips
>>7253736
Then he would constantly GET for no apparent reason.
Hey, I'm trying to draw a new design for peridot's outfit, looking for suggestions
>>7253759
Shattered into a thousand pieces, each of which is flung in the direction of a different star.
>>7253759
Star hair or kys
>>7253759
the word meme across the front
>>7253759
Dicks everywhere
>>7253779
In comic sans?
>>7253759
something between a nurse's outfit and an engineer's apparel
>>7253822
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8RAbWs1yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7-5WYOKxE
>>7253759
nothing but a buttplug like this one but with with a star in in the end
>>7253759
inspired by camp pining hearts
>>7253759
Bob the builder's sidekick
>>7253759
steven's shirt rolled up her ass
what if lapis cut your AK-47's receiver in half
>>7253883
I wouldn't be upset because I don't own an AK-47.
>>7253883
use my other one to kill her
>>7253883
I'd pull out my AK-74 and shoot Peridot in the face.
>>7253883
my what?
>>7253909
Your fancy cap gun collection
>>7253918
i don't get it
>>7253560
Sorry this took so long.
>>7253953
excellent
Can peridot store shit in her gem? Or is she too crippled even for that?
>>7253530
Peridot x Doc Ruby; lewd or not.
>>7254001
Yeah, Lapis uses her to store cum stained gems she's raped.
>>7254001
She removed one of her anti-robonoid EMPs from her gem, didn't she?
>>7254001
What's with this shitty meme that Peridot literally can't do anything?
>>7253655
kill yourself
>>7254036
kill yourself
>>7254044
kill yourself
>>7254052
kill yourself
>there's people on this thread that stills believing that pearl doesn't have a penis
>>7254036
>>7254044
>>7254052
kill yourself
>>7254095
kys retard
>>7254095
That's great and all but when does
>>7254095
kys
>>7254054
when will you die
reading these threads are such a fucking chore you all just post the same fucking posts over and over how do you stand it
>>7254117
i have a severe memory problem
>>7254117
>Reading is hard
Git gud
>>7254117
i have a severe memory problem
>>7254117
Then leave?
>>7254117
blame indexer for being an autist
>>7254115
after everyone else does a suicide pacts and sucks dicks for satan
>>7254105
>>7254107
>>7254117
i have a severe memory problem
and everyone else in this thread too
>>7254117
That's great and all, but when does
>>7254163
Oh my
you already read this post
>>7254193
*touched this post
>>7254164
oh my
>>7254208
>>7254236
When does she fuck Sapphire with water tentacles?
hm
https://youtu.be/ut_rSOXjcec
doo m
>>7254247
>>7253544
Again, sorry I'm so slow.
you already read this post
>>7254247
But why does she have albino chicken pox?
>>7254305
no idea my hand just does stuff sometimes
>>7254331
Dude same.
>>7254164
source?
>>7254300
>>7254340
Ha!
>>7254351
>>7254164
>>7254328
>>7254236
>>7254272
>>7254346
THREAD GOING INTO MAXUMUM SHITPOST MARK 1
Is telling people to kill themselves a meme or something?
>>7254361
That's great and all, but when does Lapis fuck Sapphire with water tentacles?
>>7254365
kys
>>7254365
Kill yourself?
>>7254369
I wouldn't be surprised if one of the fags doing this is drawing it right now
>mfw it is most likely happening as I type this
you already read this post
herny
>>7254413
uh...
>>7254413
No, not really.
wanted t try out the freckle thing
what's the point
>>7254435
Good point, fucking end it all.
>>7254434
Cute
>>7254434
cute
>>7254434
gross
Is there anything worse than a lapisfag?
>>7254510
understandable. im not sure how i feel bout the freckles.
>>7254530
Four or five things, yes
>>7254530
lapidotfag obviously
>>7254536
Name them
>>7254530
That's great and all, but when does Lapis fuck sapphire with water tentacles.
>>7254530
Sapphirefags and Pearlfags.
>>7254555
AIDS
Drake from Drake and Josh
Aboriginals
Niggers
And (You)
>>7254530
The Lapidot fags who think the ship is canon by citing Zuke boarded episodes.
>>7254575
>Lapisfag
Opinion discarded
>>7254590
>>7254562
Don't group all Sapphirefags together just because of me.
Beside, it's not just Sapphirefags that shitpost the meme.
>>7254562
>Sapphirefags
There's like two of them, hardly enough to be worse.
>>7254600
How many are there, exactly? Two? Three?
>>7254610
Genuinely unsure.
I've only really seen two-three others but i can't say for certainty how many there are that are as active as me.
>>7254638
I only know of one other Sapphirefag besides you, anyway. But yeah.
>>7254530
do the "fans" that only watch this show for progressive reasons count? Those that constantly make gay jokes on the characters.
>>7254530
i don't know they're not really doing anything right now
>>7254659
They're existing right now and will be posting later. That's enough
>>7254682
I LOVE YOU JASPER
Would you let a quartz touch your peepee?
>>7254711
YES
>>7252557
I'm trying to imagine my reaction to this promo if the bomb didn't get leaked before.
>FINALLY STEVEN IS ASKING QUESTIONS
>WTF GREG WILL BE KIDNAPPED?!
>SPACE
>That blue Palanquin...HOLY FUCK BLUE DIAMOND IS COMING
CN just took away some hype build up from me...
>>7254759
*the Zuke experience
>>7254711
I would let Jasper to do anything she wants to me.
>>7254759
>>7254759
Lapis to Rapist
>>7254759
same
>>7254788
dude
>>7254767
Do you do anything besides bitch about Zuke?
>>7254794
byeah
>>7254800
Kys Zukefag
>>7254800
Do you do anything besides bitch about me mentioning Zuke?
>>7254803
>>7254810
>Zukefag
No, annoyed that people keep bringing her up when it's not relevant to anything.
>>7254863
>>7254863
Zukefag confirmed
>>7254863
Except it was just a joke since the right lapis in 'the lapis experience' looks like a parody of something Zuke would draw and you're getting butthurt about it
Not all pearls know each other, Steven.
>>7254800
>>7254981
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
>>7254988
Why do you do this?
>>7254940
Sorry, I'm just tired hearing about her. We don't talk about borders nearly as much.
Which gem has the most suckable dick?
what if lapis looked at you
>>7255033
Sure, let's talk about other borders then.
The US-Canada it's retarded, it's just a straight line.
>>7254991
why
>>7255058
Garnet.
>>7255011
>>7255058
None, kys
>>7255061
then she would see me
>>7255070
>>7255082
After you.
>>7255061
*looks away*
*closes eyes*
*blushes deeply*
a-ah... y-you're so c-cute...
>>7255082
Jasper.
>>7255058
Lapis, Sapphire approved.
>>7254878
i fucking hate lapis
>>7255085
>>7255127
JUST TRY TO FUCKING MEEK THIS I DARE YOU
I KNOW YOU WON'T
>>7255160
>>7254575
The crystal gems protect humans of all races
>>7255186
Do this one and I'll leave you alone
>>7255160
Would you suck the milk out of Jasper's breasts if she asked you to?
>>7255108
>>7255225
Jasper would probably only get Sapphire to do it.
>>7255225
Only if she asks
>>7255256
Nothing wrong with a meme face.
>>7255241
is there supposed to be something in that white square you just posted
>no fan likes the SB5 gems.
>but I like the SB5 gems!
>no TRUE fan likes the SB5 gems.
Tru no?
>>7255283
A semen demon
>>7255293
No
>>7255227
This is perfection.
Never stop.
>>7255317
>still posting superior gem
I appreciate your style
>>7255293
>SB5 Gems
>>7255293
That's absolutely retarded
>>7255214
i'll do as many as you want i love weed
>>7255293
SB5 gems are great though
except for Skinny
>>7255241
>>7255355
Oh boy
>>7255359
Jasperfags' opinions don't count for anything.
>>7255214
>>7255227
>>7255127
>>7255379
!!!
>>7255388
>>7255011
>>7255439
I'm actually getting impressed
i miss peridoodle
>>7255376
Says who? A retarded lapisfag?
>>7255471
I'm your biggest fan
>>7255479
I don't.
>>7255479
Why?
>>7255479
is it safe
>>7255560
kys
>>7255560
PERIDOODLEY DOO
>>7255560
Yes. Have a donut!
>>7255560
Of course it is, my dear darling wife! Never fear, for I am here to protect you!
>>7255373
>>7255560
PERIDOODLE I MISSED YOU AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MEAN ANON
>>7255560
Peridoodley! I wish to see you happy, smile!
>>7255611
>>7255590
hANDS OFF YOU SLUT I'LL PROTECT HER
>>7255636
No! Get away from her! We are happily married!
>>7255636
>hAN-
>>>/t/umblr
>>7255632
>>7255699
>>7254236
well uh
thanks for the giant donut
>>7255736
PERIDOODLEY DOO
>>7255736
kys
>>7255489
Most likely
>No image of Lapis stoned AND pulling meekface
>>7255736
Not a problem, my dear!
>>7255771
/sug/ would implode from the sheer level of meme energy.
>>7255716
>>7255828
Not until it gets indexed too.
>>7255771
memes don't mix very well at first
How would you handle this situation?
>>7252116
>>7255853
I'm thankful that such an even is absolutely impossible
>>7255863
Drink
>>7255736
You're welcome!
>>7255863
>>7255948
HNNG
>>7255948
why wont you meek the jojo lapis
>>7255863
by shattering lapis
>>7255948
Put a meekface on peridoodle.
>>7255731
that face is legitimately arousing for some reason
>>7255883
>>7256035
>>7256053
>>7255863
I hope I'm incredibly thirsty for some sweet deliciously watery milk.
>>7256066
Why is there just an alien head on the ground
>>7256070
>>7256077
It was one of their retarded meepmorps. Did you watch Gem Harvest?
>>7256080
I want to drive my car over Lapis's cute little blue foot!
>>7256066
>>7256098
>>7256058
do this one anon
>>7256092
What the fuck is a meepmorp
>>7256105
>>7256100
That's mean, anon.
>>7256116
>>7256066
>>7256118
We're all meepmorps
>>7256118
Do you watch the show?
>>7256128
>>7256150
No I just come here for the mlp porn and I clicked on this thread by accident
Is this show any good? Do you like it for any reason other than be blue one
>>7256200
I love Amethyst.
>>7256200
no fuck off
>>7256200
*sigh*
>>7256200
It's shit and every character is retarded.
>>7256160
>>7256200
kys
>>7256114
>>7256100
so what are you lot doing this fine Monday evening?
I've stumbled upon these fan animations. Most are garbage but this one is okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93WClpkRKc
>>7256290
I want her to shoot me in the leg
I need more leaks tbqh familia
what if steven saw this thread
request?
>>7256433
>>7256451
Peridot getting shot in the face with an AK-47
>>7256463
GUYS
>>7256364
>>7256346
This is why you should wear shoes, Lapis.
>>7256521
When does she fuck Sapphire with her water representation of Jasper's donger
>>7256539
What kind of shoe can protect your whole foot from getting run over by a car?
>>7256521
I hope I bleed out
>>7256287
>>7256555
An American-made one.
>>7256287
bonus
what if we literally never see jasper again
>>7256359
working on a presentation for a class
Want to get it done and do my prep work today so I can go out drinking with some friends tomorrow
>>7256673
Kill yourself
What if lapis made a Facebook page where she posted 4chan screencaps
>>7256671
oh well lol
>>7256673
Drinking is always nice
>>7256671
>>7256671
Not gonna happen
>>7256704
oh nevermind there she is
>>7256671
what if Lapis got fucking shattered
>>7256671
This show would get twice as popular.
WHAT IF THE WHOLE WORLD WAS MADE OF PUDDING
>>7256737
I would still like Lapis
What if Malachite and Alexandrite took two big shits right on top of the white house
>>7256671
What if Peridot gets corrupted in a heartbreaking scene that somewhat redeems her character?
WHat if Sapphire and Ruby break up?
What if Pearl and Amethyst Fuse to become Opal for an extended period of time?
What if steven actually makes it so he looks his age?
WHat if connie cucks steven?
>>7256737
Lapis would have more liquids to fuck Sapphire with.
>>7256725
>thinks the show isn't only as popular as it is because of Jasper's existence
what if lapis called you "n-word scissorhands"
>>7256753
Peridot will only get worse and worse as time goes on. The next phase of her deterioration is getting star hair.
>>7256772
I'll think that when Jasper actually starts being impressive again.
>>7256677
>>7256721
One meme character down, one more to go.
>>7256816
>>7256795
she has a point
>>7256721
I'd happily rejoin club Jasper
>>7256753
Peridot is already getting corrupted. Just in a different way.
>>7256843
Are you a nigger? Do you have scissors for hands?
>>7256805
She is more than impressive, she is perfect.
>>7256870
Perfectly fucked.
>>7256772
>jasperfags have somehow become even more delusional
they surprise me everyday
>>7256802
You don't think Peridots metal powers will lead to anything? She'll become magneto in the future my boy.
>>7256492
close enough old drawing
>>7256830
hmm
>>7256879
But corruption has opened the door of opportunity to her becoming a werewolf, which would somehow allow her to surpass perfection and allow her to achieve godliness
>>7256940
You have my permission to stop at any time.
>>7256963
Stop WHEN? I say never