First 24.
I will bar anybody I deem a threat to my agenda.
Previously, on the HG threads... >>7217799
Lord Beerus
>>7221219
Mother
Senshougahara
Syoko Hoshi
>>7221219
Sliver Queen
>>7221219
Fighter
>>7221219
Haru
Fate Remover Aleksandr Pistoletov
>>7221219
Avenger
>>7221219
best boy
Blanc
>>7221219
Kadrovuy officer
Bowser
Asriel Dreemurr
SPYRAL Super Agent
Istishhady Abu Saifullah ash-Shishani>>7221219
>>7221219
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>7221219
Rinoa and Angelo
Araragi
Kokkuri-san
Shuichi Saihara
Two cute ass Neps
Kokichi Oma
The Doctor
>>7221219
Istishhady Abu Leith
>>7221219
Puru Eight
Berserker
>>7221219
Istishhady Ali at-Turkestani
>>7221219
Baron Blade
>>7221204
Vietnam torture? I already knew you took part in that the moment I saw you marine and you need to stop doping yourself on opium and hemp if you think that even bothers me.
Dangan Remover Squirrel
Evaluate this roster.
Squirrel Remover Kotoko
>>7221287
Phew, almost got in late!
I'm good to go.
>>7221274
Would turning you into a smoldering heap of bloody compost bother you? Because I can do that.
>>7221260
>you will never drown in Ram and Rom's armpits
>>7221287
Let's get moving!
>>7221287
Hey you, host guy! Put me and Saihara-chan in the same team!
>>7221259
>>7221261
>>7221262
I'm not gay but I would lewd with this man.
>>7221298
Oh. Thanks.
>>7221301
No.
>>7221287
Looks good to me!
It's showtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MydLfdrx7EQ
>>7221301
autism
>>7221287
Can you kill yourself after this, you wife murdering heretic?
>>7221287
I give it the Paula stamp of approval! And Paula gives this guy the Paula swap of approval!
>>7221274
>>7221251
>>7221243
From what game is this?
>>7221311
Aww, why? Is it because I forgot to say please?
>>7221316
I don't remember asking your opinion, but I don't want to be separated from one of my bestest friends by two brats!
>>7221326
>>7221287
Deny this. Put her in.
I'm going.
>>7221295
Napalm? I've handled worse burn scars.
>>7221326
Thank you. You will live.
>>7221321
>>7221287
I guess I'm ready to get on this...
>He shrugs as he looks at Ouma-kun's begging
Just please deny anything Ouma-kun says. If he comes around he'll only make it worse than it should be.
Seeding as well as swaps were completed.
>>7221302
Oh. Well, thank you.
>>7221404
This isn't personal.
>>7221404
What? We aren't using actual rocks, paper, and scissors?
What kinda game is this?!
>>7221359
You would have done so much better than me! So you around, cutie!
>>7221361
Paula's going to live? You mean like forever? This is the greatest day of my life!
>>7221404
And it's just keep getting greater. Chocolate coins! Paula hadn't had these in forever.
>She bite hard into one, chipping one of her tooth.
Huh, they must've been too old.
>>7221404
The original game was kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up a little! I hope you don't mind!
>Ouma proceeds to make a few new holes on the man with the scissors
H-Hey! You were supposed to pick up a rock and do the same! You're no fun!
>>7221219
Godot
>>7221404
I-I'll admit that was a terrible mistake, t-there's no need to make me see it or punish me for it.
>>7221451
Little late, don't you think?
>>7221482
Not at all. I'm just too early for the next.
>>7221493
What the heck? This has to be a dream! NO one this cute would like Paula! Maybe Paula can fly in this dream too!
>>7221493
Poteryal kontol
>>7221493
If Shiitake-kun can't stay, I-I also won't stay here...W-Wait, you wanted to throw out both of us? O-Ohh...
>>7221493
I'm too tired to use my fire breath. So this is a nice substitute.
>>7221500
Surrreeeee.... Whatever you say.
It still makes you look like an idiot, you know that, right?
>>7221526
You know what they say!
Where there's smoke, they pinch back!
Or... Is it the bagel?
>>7221530
Atleast I'm not getting my ass kicked by a plumber.
>>7221526
Can't we talk about this?
>>7221526
Are those ears real? Can I touch them? They are so cute!
>>7221526
I-I really hope they didn't hear me...I-I have no idea what horrible things they would try to do to me i-if they found me!
L-Like trying to talk to me, or other normie t-things! I-It's just too scary to think about it!
>>7221526
Never...bring a sword to a gunfight.
>>7221526
Paula doesn't know why but she feels good. And icky.
>>7221526
>>7221553
Who told you that?!
Have you been following me?!
>>7221578
I made it! Now it's my shed! Now get off my property!
>>7221578
A-AHHH-AAAAAH! Ohh, that was just a dream...I-I see...Fuhihi...
Mushrooms would never try to eat me in real life to get revenge for their family members...
>>7221578
Wait, I have one final request. Please bring Paula back her eyes. She's missing at least three of them.
>>7221579
I have my sources, but really. It shouldn't be that difficult for a big guy like you to beat up something thats smaller than yourself.
>>7221578
>>7221590
Hey! We helped you out! So at least a little part of it belongs to us!
>>7221603
He's just lucky! That's all! I'll get him soon enough! I already got my newest plan into action!
>>7221605
This is also my shed! Now scram!
>>7221606
I did most of the work! It belongs to me!
>>7221605
You're the one who wanted to see my hidden powers, so here we go!
G-G-G-GO TO HELL AND TAKE THE PAIN WITH YOU AS A SOUVENIR!
>>7221621
New doesn't always mean its better, but I'll leave it at that. I gotta take my leave for now.
>>7221605
>>7221639
>>7221637
Whatever.
>>7221639
I get to sleep all night, and you guys don't sleep at all! I think that's fair!
>>7221621
>>7221646
>Drops a boombox playing the loudest metal song that you could ever imagine on the fat turtle's belly
There's no time to sleep, when our souls are still burning! Wake up and let your heart shout louder than this music!
WAKE UP!
>>7221629
Wonderful. Now we can fight equally! Don't lose your spirit just yet!
>>7221664
GET THIS STUPID BOOMBOX OFF OF ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
>>7221678
NO! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!
>>7221678
Alas, still not enough.
>>7221666
There is no way I could do that! Because as long as my veins are full of my blood, that carries these spores of anger through my body, I can't stop!
AND I WON'T STOP! So if you want a second beating come back and take it like a man!
>>7221678
A-A-AHH! THAT WAS WAY TOO FAST! BUT YOU...THIS ISN'T METAL!
This is the wrong kind of aggression!
>>7221678
>>7221716
Really!?!
>>7221686
>She picks up the boombox and throws it in a trashcan, probably breaking it
Fine, if you want the real deal, I'm gonna give you the real deal!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>She lets out a screech that's probably the closest thing to Satan's crying voice
DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT NOW? This is METAL!
>She starts "singing" again
>>7221716
Winner next.
>>7221691
Don't let it get to your head! You just got lucky! Yes, a lucky guy, that's all you are!
This isn't even my FINAL FORM! This isn't even TRUE METAL YET! The next time we meet in there, I'll turn you into mush-mushroom-mush!
>>7221726
>Hides in his shell in a vain attempt to cover up the noise
SHUT UP! I CAN'T EVEN THINK WITH THAT NOISE!
>>7221738
Fall like flowers!
>>7221743
Don't keep me waiting, girl!
>>7221744
That's what I was looking for! METAL causes you to lose your head and become a metalhead, or it's gonna make you into a coward like you!
You're too weak to endure this METAL, so get out of my face!
>>7221765
Whatever it is! It ain't music! So get out of MY face!
>>7221772
>>7221790
Eh. Congrats. And thanks
>>7221772
That was fun! Good job winner! Paula thanks you for hosting!
Give people ideas for secret avas.
>>7221790
Congrats. Thanks for the game.
>>7221790
>>7221815
>>7221752
Be ready to be chewed up and spat out, just like how the music industry treats little girls who just want to be idols!
>>7221772
>>7221790
FINALLY! I thought that this would last forever! Thanks or whatever, I didn't really care about it after I got killed off!
>>7221788
Hey! Hey! Hey! I was the one who asked first!
AND I WAS THE LOUDER ONE TOO, YOU SECOND RATE NINJA TURTLE!
So you're the one who's gotta get going!
>>7221815
>>7221830
Good job! Whoever this is! Thanks for hosting host!
>>7221835
Fine! Whatever! I'm leaving! Goodbye!
One will protect you.
The others will try to kill you. Who do you pick?
Лyчший в миpe зa paбoтoй.
>>7221859
Make sure you visit HELL on your way home! BAHAHAHA!
F-Finally...I was getting tired...
>>7221882
Stump.
>>7221809
Ava something that's not anime.
>>7221903
What sort of relationship do you have with Shitake-kun?
>>7221809
someone from an itch.io indie game
>>7221882
I'd choose Chaotic Neutral and just fucking blow my brains out
>>7221924
I choose you, ringabling.
Alignment chart with HG avatars on it when?
>>7221911
W-What? Well...He is my friend and part of my hobby, but he'll be my future...
T-This is kinda embarrassing to say...
M-My future dinner!
>>7221936
I have one, but it's slightly outdated
>>7221939
D-Dinner?
This is ____ House!
>>7221956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT5nJkUTNpc
>>7221956
NUT
>>7221945
I-Is there a problem with that? I mean, he is a mushroom...
>>7221944
Noice
>>7221963
I just thought, you know, with how much you cared about him...
...Y-You're really going to kill him?
Loud
>>7221973
House
>>7221970
Not now, but when he gets old enough for it I'll probably fry him...b-but that depends on how I feel. I could turn Shiitake-kun into some soup too...I-It's something I have to decide later!
>>7221998
Man... This whole time I thought he was, like, your boyfriend or something.
>>7222008
N-No, Shiitake-kun is my friend, my hobby, and my food! That's why mushrooms like this Shiitake-kun are special!
>>7221994
generally
>>7222044
for
>>7221927
That's prohibited.
>>7222046
pedophiles
>>7222026
It still seems kind of weird to eat someone you care about like that.
>>7222054
and
>>7222058
Fags
>>7222056
E-Even if it's weird, I don't think they mind it too much...The previous Shiitake-kun stopped screaming after a few minutes in the pot!
>>7222062
with
>>7222076
P-Previous?! Screaming!?
Hello? Anyone home? If these is then Paula needs 24 people to show up right now!
All are welcome!
>>7222083
Good
>>7222095
Remove Kebab
>>7222095
Mother
>>7222095
Belarus
>>7222095
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7222095
Sanjo Ruise
>>7222095
Puru Eight
>>7222095
Junpei Iori
>>7222085
Y-Yes...I-It feels like it was yesterday, but it happened at least four days ago...
"AAAAAHHH! PLEASE STOP! IT'S BURNING! MY GILLS ARE DRYING UP AND IT HUUUUUUURTS!
T-Those were his last words...I think...Fuhihi...
>>7222095
Goblin Slayer
>>7222095
Eggman-kun
>>7222095
Belgium
>>7222095
Rawberry
>>7222095
Senshougahara
>>7222095
Ringabel
>>7222095
Reigen Arataka
>>7222095
Syoko Hoshi
>>7222095
Kotarou
>>7222095
Lubella
>>7222095
Stand User
>>7222138
>>7222095
>>7222128
That's awful!
>>7222095
Shion
>>7222095
TANAKA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
>>7222095
Sakuya Brando
>>7222095
Shae Vizla
>>7222095
Belize
>>7222095
Haru
>>7222095
Best Girl Miu
>>7222095
Lucifer
>>7222095
Lucoa
>>7222095
Himiko Yumeno
>>7222095
Wilhelm Trias
>>7222095
Elias Ainsworth
>>7222151
B-But he was delicious, so it's fine...
>>7222183
I don't think that makes it any better...
les go
Is the the cuck general?
You guys can be so silent sometimes. Paula would like five more!
>>7222188
W-Well, I think it does...But don't worry, this Shiitake-kun is still young, so he'll be fine. For now...
>>7222201
Benin
>>7222201
Shidare Hotaru
check em big poppa
Attempt at get.
>>7222201
Kamikirimusi
excuse me
Ban ponies
>>7222095
Lord Beerus
>>7222129
My 8 year old brotgef watches your show
>>7222253
It's better than TLHG getting it
>>7222253
>
>>7222095
Paru
Dinner's on me tonight, boys
Yay! We got to 36! Paula will start soon!
>>7222304
Seems like somewhere I'd take my wife's son
>>7222267
Sometimes you need to learn that some people hate you and that's fine, because you didn't nothing wrong.
>>7222242
Yeah, is a nice show.
>It's better than magic ponies
>>7222311
I'm ready to play, guys!
>>7222311
Syoko Hoshi Syoko Hoshi...Syoko "Syoko Hoshi" Hoshi. I-It doesn't sound that bad...
>>7222320
Why are you replying to me?
just because I said TLHG does not mean I was talking about you, fucking attentionwhore
>>7222311
Keep you and your cars fresh!
>>7222311
Let's go!
>>7222333
>How rude
Dude, sorry, was a mistake.
>>7222311
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7222336
I hope I don't blow myself up with these, and that I didn't just jinx myself
>>7222304
Good. I'm starving.
>>7222336
That's Seven...Twelve...Ten...
>>7222336
M-Maybe I shouldn't have left Shiitake-kun take the wheel for a little...
>>7222336
W-wrong button!
>>7222336
Man you guys are bad at driving! Why can't Paula drive a car yet you all can?
someone just asked me what the point of existence is, what should I tell them?
>>7222386
shitposting
>>7222385
>she robs the clerk at gunpoint and runs away with it
>>7222385
>continues to frantically mash buttons and switches
>>7222385
OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
>>7222386
Probably some hogwash about the human spirit
>>7222385
Never get between a man and his car. Paula learned that the hard way.
>>7222386
To use all of your previous experiences to get the best experiences ever!
>>7222431
Mine probably does that too, I just haven't found out how yet
>>7222431
You won't be winning the race like that! Where are we going anyway?
>this is what pedofags actually believe >>7222382
>>7222431
I don't know what that is. Don't do it again.
>>7222470
>>7222464
..."Best girl"?
>>7222401
Wew
>>7222470
Man, I sure hope someone doesn't shoot the gas pump. They blow up, right? That's not just in action movies, is it?
>>7222470
You guys just keep running each other over. Can't you do something more fun?
>>7222486
Why do we allow these people to have thoughts and opinions?
>>7222522
He went like BOOM! You guys should do that more!
>>7222540
>>7222522
I deserved it. Those poor little ducks...
>>7222524
1st amendment
>>7222574
Your freedoms end where my feelings begin.
>>7222591
That hurts my feelings
>>7222562
Running over doesn't always work. Paula's not saying you shouldn't do it but you shouldn't do it.
>>7222574
If people want to behave like sub-humans and engage in morally questionable acts of their own twisted will they should be subjected to the appropriate laws rather than be allowed the rights of actually humans
>>7222562
Stop moving!
>>7222606
They get to talk about it, not actually do it.
>>7222605
>literally nothing
>>7222606
They aren't behaving like subhumans though. Niggers rape white women, not children
>>7222618
Niggers and pedophiles need to be exterminated all the same.
>>7222616
They shouldn't get either.
>>7222601
Someone's winning this confusing race and someone uses a laser! A win-win in Paula's book!
>>7222635
That doesn't work in practice because you can make that claim about any group
>>7222641
Let's hope the good guys come out on top then.
>>7222635
>I don't like it so I'm going to go against the constitution
really makes you think
>>7222638
This reminds Paula of the time she tries to hold it and she passed out. She's not sure what happened next.
>>7222654
All we can do
>>7222635
>>7222655
>implying the founding fathers had that in mind when they wrote the constitution
>>7222655
It really makes me think the people who want to rape and molest children don't have a right to live.
>>7222635
But Wakaliwood.
>>7222661
We have the final three! They're all winners now!
>>7222617
Are we taking any and all claims on 4chan as 100% factual now? Topkek.
This one time I was blow banging a bunch of horses while a dog humped me. The best part is that the Donald was standing over me, pissing on me the entire time. Right when our god emperor Trump finished relieving himself Putin rode up on a grizzly bear and scoops Trump off of his feet. Once the two lovers had left the scene, all three horses nutted, drowning me in their horse seed. This story is 100% true because it's on 4chan.
>>7222655
The constitution is a pretty bullshit document tbqh.
>>7222685
>>7222683
There's a difference between niggers and black people.
Niggers are the ones that I don't like.
Black people are the ones that I do like
>>7222685
But some are bigger winners than the others! Final two!
>>7222687
that's pretty hot, wish i could've been in your position, anon
>>7222693
Sometimes it's necessary to act outside of the law to achieve natural justice.
Covert Federal Pedo Assassination Team when?
>>7222712
Paula doesn't think that guy ever had a kebab. Why would he want to remove them?
>>7222735
They're pretty great
>>7222735
You did it! But Paula doesn't know who you are. She'll try and find you though! Wish me luck!
I want to hotdog Rinoa
>>7222635
nice rp
>>7222735
>>7222739
* Haгoн зa yклaњaњe ћeвaп интeнзивиpa *
>>7222744
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>7222744
>>7222753
Bless you!
>>7222744
Congrats. And thanks...Paula.
>>7222746
vorefags are on the deathlist too.
>>7222764
Congratulations to the victor! Was ther ever any doubt of her victory with a name like that?
>thanks for hosting!
>>7222762
>>7222770
>>7222808
Thank you all for thanking Paula! Still looking for the winner!
>>7222788
With the size of this list Il have to start screaming again.
Is Kana around?
>>7222825
it is i kana
This is clearly the winner! Here you go!
>>7222824
>feedback
LET THEM KNOW WE'RE COMING
>>7222764
Thanks for hosting...or something like that.
The knowing. The absolute destiny of this Republic. The conviction that if I prosecute the war against the New World Order, if you take up the Infowar and discredit and expose the enemy and take up states’ rights and take up a new Declaration of Independence. The plans were laid by our forebears. The first amendment, the second amendment, the fourth amendment, the tenth amendment, the ninth amendment, all chief, all key, all armaments for our protection for seeing the crisis we’ve now entered.
>>7222764
>>7222883
yeah this
>>7222870
Must I scream? I get too wrapped up in it. I haven't done it in years.
>>7222883
Paula doesn't care how late you are with this, she thanks you as well!
>>7222899
I'd say you're overdue for one
>>7222892
And you too! Thank you everyone!
>>7222909
I guess you are right Tribute. But please, give a moment to prepare. I need some way to snap out of it if i get too focused.
>>7222910
So you're the one from the so called NESTS huh?
I wish i could turn back time
to the good old days
>>7222888
FREAKIN' POTBELLY BASTARD!
>>7222945
We are plunging into absolute, certified, bonafide, razor-sharp, total evil. Obama did something off the charts today. He signed a secret executive order handing over the Internet to the NSA and foreign banks. Unprecedented. We are now going under emergency rule right now. This has all been planned out, all war-gamed.
But we, through historical research, and thousands of whistleblowers from inside the system, many of which were killed or imprisoned – remember many people died to bring you this information – the only reason I’m alive right now is because people were willing in the 60s, 70s and 80s to be imprisoned and killed. They killed thousands of people. They arrested Congressmen and tortured them. They, they hijacked aircraft and handed over Congressmen to the North Koreans. They can try to keep this down. Those of us that came before the current awakening. We stand on their shoulders. So this isn’t a game. I want to telegraph that to you right now.
>>7222935
NESTS? People thinks that's what Paula's all about? She left that place a long time ago. She never wants to hear it again.
>>7222979
>that INT
>The banshee takes a step back and sees all the constant killings played in the arenas. Wailing and screaming a bloodcurdling cry, so enveloped in the 2-3 years of mourning that she struggles to stop herself.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLKKeQBPx4
>>7223014
>kissu
>>7223014
>the clone picks up a nearby rock and throws it at the banshee's general direction.
Be quiet.
>>7223005
It's really low for some reason! If Paula knew what it meant, it would be way bigger!
>>7223014
>She stands still with a curious look on her face. Once she finishes, she claps happily.
Encore, encore! Paula wants to hear it again!
>>7223014
First off, that was loud and my ears nearly bled there, second, why are you screaming?
>>7223063
It means you're stupid, sweetheart but that's okay.
>smooch
>>7223038
>>7223028
>>7223063
>she immidiately turns away, seemingly out of breath, her movements the same as someone drunk or about to faint.
Y-yes well. As 'entertaining' as that was I don't think I can do it again and stay sane. That was, hah~, too much for a banshee to take.
>>7223134
That was annoying.
>>7223119
It shouldn't be that low! Paula's not that stupid is she? Your kiss barely helps with this new revelation!
>>7223134
>Paula runs very close behind, holding her arms out in case she falls back.
That was not just entertaining, that was awesome! Are you a singer? You should totally be one!
>>7222979
It doesn't really matter. I'm just scouting you anyways, maybe this place will be enough to awaken Orochi.
>>7223202
How many kisses will it take?
>>7223168
So is seeing you Tributes die every hour and resist the overwhelming urge to scream, but we must both live with it, never getting rest.
>>7223202
Used to be. Not very good at it though.
>>7223217
Good things happen the last time Paula was scouted! But just to wake someone up? You want Paula to be an alarm?
>>7223218
Paula never had this happen to her! Maybe three more? She would like to forget that she's stupid.
>>7223251
Paula got a new person to follow then! DO you have any CDS? Paula will buy them off of you right now!
>>7223276
Any what?
>>7223276
Not just you, a lot of blood needs to be spilled to awaken him. I doubt you'll find my masters end game to be delightful.
>>7223276
Okay Paula, I'm here for you.
>Kissu
>>7223251
Nobody's keeping you here, right?
>>7223313
This place was my grave I shall always be here.
>>7223294
Paula does not know how to explain one of those things. Paula would just like to hear you sing some more.
>>7223308
How can you be so sure if you don't tell Paula? Come on! Paula can keep a secret!
>>7223310
How kind of you! And will Paula know who is this wonderful giver of kisses?
>>7223350
Maybe some day.
>Smooch
Hello 4chan
>>7223369
Hi
>>7223328
Is this an appropriate case to say "Just die already"?
>>7223369
hi anon
>>7223350
Do you take me for an idiot?
>>7223377
hi anon
>>7223328
I don't see why.
>Puru
>>7223369
kill yourself newfag
go back to plebbit
nigger nigger nigger faggot
Ecks Dee
>>7223386
hi anon
>>7223395
hi anon