/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Pizza Hut in the garage edition
>Booru:
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>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>Extras:
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>Animated Short Coming Based Off "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Patching Things Up (Monday 1/23)
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but they soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other
Making the Grade (Tuesday 1/24)
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
Vantastic Voyage (Wednesday 1/25)
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Cheater by the Dozen (Thursday 1/26)
>Lincoln and Clyde think Lori is being cheated on, so they start an investigation
A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
>"Luuuuuucyyyyy"
>The goth didn't move.
>She remained firmly fixated on her massive book, consciously ignoring her older sister.
>"Luuuuuucyyyyyy!" Lynn repeated, lying down on her bed with her hair flopping over the edge. "I'm booooored."
>Once again, Lucy responded with silence.
>Lynn opened her mouth to repeat herself again, then froze and cocked her head.
>"Are those my panties?"
>Lucy slammed the book on her lap.
>"What do you want?" she snapped in her monotone voice.
>"I dunno," Lynn sighed. "I'm just-"
>"Bored. I heard."
>Lynn rolled onto her stomach.
>"Let's go doooo something," she groaned
>"And what do you suggest?" Lucy retorted, drumming her fingers on the tome.
>"If I had an idea, I wouldn't be so bored," Lynn scoffed with a roll of her eyes.
>Lucy took a deep breath.
>"How about the quiet game?"
>Lynn shot her little sister an unhappy look.
>"Or you can go fuck yourself," Lucy hissed under her breath.
>Unfortunately for her, Lynn heard her comment loud and clear.
>She sprung to her feet, exclaiming, "Hey, that's not a bad idea!"
>Lucy blinked.
>"...what?"
>Lynn dropped to the floor and reached under her bed.
>After digging around for a few seconds, she sprung back up, brandishing a dildo the size of her arm.
>"Oh man, I forgot I even had this," Lynn tittered, stroking the floppy purple toy.
>"Where did you even get that?" Lucy blurted, eyes wide as saucers behind her bangs.
>"Took it from Leni," the brunette laughed. "Poor girl had no idea what it was. I never got around to using it though..."
>Lucy brought her book to her chest as she watched Lynn quite literally fling off her clothes in her eagerness.
>"Don't you want me to..." the goth trailed off, blushing furiously.
>"If you want to," Lynn shrugged. She flicked her panties in Lucy's direction. "It looks like it could work with two people.
>"No! I mean leave! Don't you want privacy?"
>"Privacy? In this house?!" Lynn laughed, jiggling the sex toy as she did so.
A female pig waiting to be mated by a cock.
>>7218323
I love how this show constantly makes Uranus jokes whenever they get the chance.
>>7218343
Before
>quiet, shy and pure girl with an innocent crush
After
>blonde, cock hungry bimbo with no inhibitions or shame
WHO IS TO BLAME? I think we all know the answer.
>>7218401
Fucken' Clyde.
Here's another Maggie.
>>7218401
Kevin Sullivan?
>>7218401
>Whori corrupting her sisters
What a surprise
Was she a draw?
>>7218343
Pls no bully.
>>7218439
So what's everyone up to?
I'm just up late night wishing I was with Luna and watching the official LazyTown post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHEyDh4eUL4&t=406s
>>7218502
Startin to get the bad thoughts again and I don't know why.
>Lincoln reeled, hardly able to keep upright.
>Coughing and hacking, he slammed into the wall and collapsed in a disgusted heap.
>"Oh no," Lisa muttered. "Oh no no no no no."
>The four-year-old hurriedly approached her older brother, who curled into a ball as he retched.
>She reached for him with a hesitating hand, unsure of what to do.
>Lisa looked around the room, desperate for someone else to show up and make things right.
>Before that happened, Lincoln stopped coughing and lay still, breathing heavily.
>"Lincoln....?" Lisa ventured. "Are you...-eep!"
>Without warning, Lincoln grabbed her and held her close, pressing his face into her hair.
>Lisa froze, unsure of what to make of it.
>She didn't say anything as she felt him inhale deeply and roughly stroke her.
>She didn't even breathe when he inserted his fingers into her mouth.
>She couldn't move as he grabbed her pants and pulled them off in one gesture.
>Lisa was absolutely stunned.
>"I must have confused the proper dosage," Lisa speculated.
>Or at least, she tried to. Instead of words, she managed only a sting of incoherent grunts around his probing finger.
>An instant later, the girl was dropped onto the floor where she could see Lincoln's face.
>It may have belonged to Lincoln, but that was not her brother staring back at her.
>An empty husk of a boy looked at her pitiful body, filled with nothing but lust.
>"Lincoln," Lisa started before the boy ripped her sweater off of her, not bothering to even remove her sleeves.
>"Lincoln, please!" She blurted again.
>An uncharacteristic amount of worry seeped into her voice.
>"Please don't do this! You know I-"
>"Shut up!" Lincoln spat, slapping the little girl.
>Lisa did just that, caught off guard by the sudden pain.
>Wearing nothing but shoes and sleeves, Lisa could only manage to watch as Lincoln unzipped his pants and pulled out his comparatively massive erection before lining it up with her slit.
>Tears streamed down her face as she braced herself.
>>7218508
It's okay, Luke. It'll all turn out okay.
>Oink oink oink
>>7218502
Making lewd stuff.
>>7218552
That ain't me.
>>7218401
Canada?
>>7218439
Just convert to Linkafagism like I did.
Reminder that Sucy is Filipino
>>7218435
>tfw you'll never date a girl who will turn her little sisters into slutty pigs
>>7218598
suck my cock dude
>>7218629
>>7218588
Fuck no!
I'm never changing!
Fuck Whorifags, I still love Lucy, goddammit!
Are there any truffles here? I think I smell truffles.
>>7218653
Lucy's not a pig
>>7218553
Time for Lucy to get PORKED
>>7218653
I'm gonna expand your anus if you forget again.
Lori and the other sisters getting excited about how Lucy was finally ready to be "normal" is probably one of the most rotten things they've ever done. The fact that it was well-intentioned makes it feel worse.
They give her an apology at the end, but christ. That is brutal. If they were trying to get across that stereotype that girls tend to go more for verbal abuse, they succeeded in reinforcing it.
>>7218649
You can't resist the girth, faggot.
>>7218640
NO!
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>A deafening silence filled the room.
>Luna stared at her hand in disbelief.
>Lincoln looked up at her from the ground, tears rolling off his face and onto his naked body.
>The boy clutched at his cheek as it began to turn red from the blow,
>"I... I'm so sorry, Linc," Luna choked. "I didn't..."
>She bent down to help him up, but Lincoln shied away, not taking his eyes off of her.
>Crestfallen, Luna dropped to her knees, the impact jiggling her naked breasts.
>"I love you," she sobbed. "You know that I l love you."
>Lincoln didn't seem to hear her. His eyes darted to his clothes before snapping back to his sister.
>"I love you..." Luna repeated through her own tears.
>She didn't react as he scrambled to his feet and snatched up his clothes.
>It wasn't until the door slammed shut behind him that she even moved.
>Silently, she fell to the floor.
>Alone and depressed, she cried until she couldn't manage another tear.
>>7218667
Thanks mate.
>>7218663
Yeah, I'm just starting a bunch of fics and not finishing them. I'm trying to get back into the swing of things.
>>7218698
yes
>>7218672
Lucy isn't a sensitive feg like you. Pretty sure she could understand that she isn't normal in society's terms. First thing to being a goth or different is to shrug comments like that off like it's nothing
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>7218718
m8 i just copy and pasted this dont get your panties in a bunch
>>7218730
Tumblr?
Give Linka a hug!
One of you niggers wanted Lori nose boop so here ya go.
>>7218736
no i think it was a few threads ago
just seemed relevant i dunno dude im fucking bored
>>7218744
>>7218748
>>7218692
Is there some context to this?
>>7218768
I was pushing to see how little information I could provide while still implying the rest of the story. Basically Luna was trying to sex up Lincoln against his will and ended up slapping him before she realized what she was doing.
>>7218789
Why would she slap him?
Did he offend her?
>>7218798
Because he wasn't cooperating probably. I dunno. I just write the stuff, man. If it's not in the text, it's open to interpretation.
>>7218744
>>7218748
>>7218757
Fucking Adorable!
>>7218699
>Yeah, I'm just starting a bunch of fics and not finishing them
>and not finishing them
You are a monster
>>7218816
Yeah, well poo to you. The beginning of a fic is the most fun part. Following up on it starts to become a commitment with less freedom, which takes away from the fun.
i found this from someone on a thread a couple of threads ago, looking for a artist to color it
>>7218834
Go for it, man. You can do it.
How much would you pay Lucy's panties?
>Tick
>Lincoln stirred awake.
>Tock.
>He sniffed and rubbed his nose, but kept his eyes shut.
>Tick
>He attempted to shift to a more comfortable position, but something was holding him in place.
>Tock
>Normally such an obstacle would put up a red flag, but he hadn't fully awoken, and it was warm and soft…
>Tick
>A snort in his ear snapped Lincoln to attention. He quickly noticed several things. First, he was lounging on the beanbag in Luna and Luan’s room. Second, it was dark and he couldn't see any clocks. Third, Luan was sound asleep in her bed. Lastly, Luna was sound asleep next to him. She had kicked off her boots and made herself comfortable in her sleep, draping her arm and leg over him. Her skirt had ridden up far up it no longer served any purpose, revealing copious amounts of thigh and panties.
>Lincoln’s heart thumped loudly. His mind raced, yet he could think of nothing but the vulnerable, innocent, and unintentionally sexy girl next to him. He slowly looked to the left, only to see her chest inches from his face. He could feel his sister’s head resting on his own, her breath swaying tufts of his hair. All of the drowsiness from an instant ago was gone, replaced with a tightening of his pants.
>Slowly, Lincoln moved his right hand over to the bare thigh resting inches from the rising tent between his legs. With a shallow breath, he stroked the smooth skin. There was no thought process behind his actions. He just… did it. And he didn't want to stop either. He felt goose bumps as he moved from her thigh to her panty-clad butt. His fingers danced across the thin fabric separating him from the firm and smooth flesh. Both his hand and his erection regretted the cloth holding them back.
>In response, Luna shifted.
>Panicked, Lincoln snapped his arm to his side. For a few seconds, he lay absolutely still. His palms grew sweaty. His heart thundered in his ears. Fortunately for him, Luna settled back into her regular breathing patterns.
>>7218840
That's not everything needed for just flat color, and it differs greatly from each image editor.
>>7218871
True, but it's a starting point.
>>7218658
very fucking late but have a request from the last thread
>>7218910
and the another one.
>>7218853
>>7218927
Does anyone have the Lola gif with the money?
>>7218853
>Wanting to pay for a sluts panties
Lucy is notoriously easy to get out of her panties. She'd just give them to you if you asked.
>>7218965
Lucy's not a whore
>>7218971
That pic would beg to differ.
>>7218976
She dressed up because she liked a boy
>>7218971
You're correct anon. Whores get payed for their work, Lucy does it for free making her a slut.
>>7218971
Her pig nose and dick sucking lips would suggest otherwise.
>>7218982
Stop talking about Leni like that, it's really rude.
Catching up on the new episodes now. It's really weird seeing their faces all the time.
>>7218978
>What is the definition of a slut
She sold her individuality for a boy.
>>7218988
Leni gets paid, how do you think she buys all those dresses with no job unlike Lori?
>>7219007
She bums off of Lincoln while fucking guys behind his back, and all without getting paid. Leni's kind of a terrible person like that.
new art! :p
>>7218990
It makes them more personable, but I liked the distance having hidden faces provided. It felt like it added more to the cartoon than it took away.
>>7219016
Wow those tits are ridiculous.
As a side note are you excited for Kingdom hearts 2.8?
At least Luan is still perfect.
>>7219060
>the writers are going to ruin every character like how they ruined Lori, Luan and now Lucy
It's been a fun ride, guys.
>>7219054
somewhat
>>7219060
She's so pure it would be impossible to dilute it.
>>7219060
That's not even good bait, man.
>>7219070
Ruined or improved.
It's a matter of perception.
>>7219070
How exactly did they ruin Lori, Luan and Lucy?
>>7219097
Season 1 episode 26A, Season 1 episode 18A, and Season 2 episode 4B. Go watch 'em
>>7219106
Woah there. Watch that Lynn talk. She's one of the only untainted ones.
>>7219117
She's "lolsports" and "lolshit".
I wanted to like her, and I was a Lynnfag at the start of the show, but they didn't fucking do anything with her but flanderize.
>>7219106
>character does something in one episode
>ruined forever
Wow
>>7219126
That's the writers "attempts" to improve their character, though, so yeah, they are ruined forever, because that's their character now.
>>7219125
No no no, you don't understand. I'm a Lynnfag see, so it doesn't matter what you say, Lynn is still perfect. That's how this game works.
>>7219106
This show has always pandered to one fetish or another. This isn't anything new.
Honestly, before this whole pig slut thing I hadn't even noticed that Lucy had an up-turned nose.
>>7219106
>Like how Luan is a fucking psycho bitch?
This is a funny meme.
I want Luan to feed me a pie, but the pie is actually just her lady parts with whipped cream on them. Now you share something.
>>7219117
>Lynn
>Untainted
Shes been passed around the jocks so much her holes are like crater
this is easily her second best look.
hey guys, look. I finally found a good picture of Luan
>>7219133
No, it was a one-off episode that will never be refferenced again. Savino even said he didn't want to keep continuity between episodes.
Continuity only matters in a few episodes and those, so far, have only focussed on Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
>>7219151
I remember that. What a great episode.
>>7219144
>meme
It's fine if you like her that way, but don't pretend it's not true.
>>7219158
Memes are the continuity. People are going to force and push their shit memes for-fucking-ever because of one bad episode, and it doesn't matter, because that's what the fans see, and that's what the fans are gonna talk about.
>>7219151
Don't forget the episode where Luna traded Lynn for cheap concert tickets.
>>7219162
A naive tomboy like her has no defense towards boys coaxing her into sex.
>All the cool girls are doing it, Come on Lynn its just a blowjob, You want to be cool don't you?
>>7219177
So that's where Lucy gets it. I guess sharing a room with the town bike will do that.
Lori is a slut.
>>7219198
So, uh. Serious for a second, are you gonna get bored of this anytime soon?
>>7219177
>Lynn raised her eyebrows at the dicks flopping around in front of her.
>She was rather impressed by the completely lack of shame presented by the other members of her football team.
>"Come on, Loud," one of them teased. "You know you want to suck it, you slut."
>Unable to help herself, Lynn started to laugh.
>"H-hey!" A second football player protested. "You bitch! Show some respect!"
>Without warning, he brought his fist down on her head.
>"Oh you did not just-" Lynn started, but stopped the instant a second fist struck her in the stomach.
>She doubled over in pain, clutching her throbbing side.
>"I said show some respect!" he repeated, shoving the shorter girl onto the locker room floor.
>The few boys that hadn't been paying attention to the only girl in the room turned their heads.
>Lynn gasped for breath as she struggled to stand, only to be met with a foot on her chest.
>"Now suck it, you slut."
>"Don't do that, man," a voice said, giving Lynn a glimmer of hope. It was quickly extinguished when he heard it say, "she's only gonna bite it now. Get her pants off instead."
>"No..." She managed, earning another slap.
>"Shut up already."
>Lynn continued her struggle to get out from underneath him, but she didn't stand a chance against the team of horny boys.
>In seconds they pulled her clothes off and left her naked and bruised on the cold floor.
>Every limb was held down by a different teammate while others looked on encouragingly.
>The ringleader smirked at his handiwork as he lined up his shot.
>Lynn stared at him, a fire burning in her hate filled eyes.
>His smirk spread into a grin as he plunged inside her.
>>7219097
>>7219153
You stay away from my Luan you fuck.
[spoiler]I haven't done this joke in forever, mostly because it's been a while since I've seen that pic[/spoiler]
>It moved!
>>7219238
I wish I had saved the bit I wrote about waterboarding her. That one excites me the way baby slut excites you.
>>7219230
First come rape, then comes blackmail, then come the baby in the babycarrage.
Then comes Stockholm fueled love.
And they all lived happily ever after.
>>7219240
How did you hurt your hamstring?
>>7219070
>tfw your favorite girl is unruinable
>>7219263
>BLACKED
>>7219263
Way to jinx it, I bet Sullivan is writing an episode where she gets a crush on Clyde at this very moment.
>>7219271
younger sisters getting a crush on your best friend is a common thing for cartoons I could see this happening
>>7219263
There's nothing to ruin, Shes already trash,
Shes likely going to try to gold-dig some rich guy
>>7219271
I bet Kevin Sullivan is sucking his boyfriends dick in the bathroom at NAS this very moment.
>>7219275
Congratulations, you got caught in the pleb filter.
What's the next step in your master plan?
>>7219275
Lola is perfect though
>>7219277
Or prepping his Wife's Bull before he retires to the cuck shed for the night.
>>7219280
>>7219285
>Alex Hirsch
>Kevin Sullivan
>both wear ugly plaid shirts all the time
>both write episodes where the male character gets shitted upon and needs to apologize for it and ask for seconds
>both came up with a black/white male gay couple for the cartoon
Manlets separated at birth?
>>7219302
You're a filthy loud.
>>7219251
>Lynn approached the boy's locker room silently.
>It was warm, but she couldn't help but shiver as she approached the door.
>Exhaling sharply, she pressed through and found herself face to face with her old teammates.
>"Well look who it is," a familiar voice called from off to the side. "It's the locker room whore!"
>Lynn glanced at the speaker, then diverted her eyes to her feet.
>"Yeah.... it's me..."
>"I haven't seen you since, well, since you fucked every last one of us and we couldn't slap the stupid grin off of your face if we tried," he said smugly as he approached her.
>Tensing her legs, Lynn muttered, "I remember."
>"Well?" he prompted.
>Lynn lifted her gaze from the floor to see him standing in front of her, fully nude with his erection just as big and hard as she remembered.
>With a sick feeling in her stomach, she knelt down and took the meaty cock in her hands.
>A low chuckle spread through the room as she took it into her mouth and closed her eyes.
>"Thaaat's it, Loud," he said, looking down on the girl. "Suck it like the slut you are."
>The other boys kept their distance, but all of them removed their towels and shorts.
>After a moment, the ringleader ripped her head away from his dick with a 'plop!'
>Lynn looked up at him, surprised and disappointed.
>"Take it off," he ordered.
>Needing no further prompting, the brunette hastily pulled off her shirt and shorts.
>Before she reached for her panties, he touched between her legs and stroked, a shit-eating grin plastered on his pimpled face.
>"You're fucking wet, aren't you?" He taunted. "You want this so badly, you slut."
>She looked down.
>The boy took a step back.
>"Say you want it," he commanded.
>Lynn looked back up at him, a pleading look on her face.
>"Well go on," he repeated. "Ask me for it."
>"...please..." she murmured.
>"Please what, slut?"
>"Please fuck me until you couldn't slap the stupid grin off of your face if you tried," Lynn yelled.
>He grinned.
>"Wish granted, slut."
>>7218822
Man do I know the feel
>>7219315
Lynn loves her daddy and namesake!
>>7218822
Do what you enjoy. Fuck everyone else.
>>7219338
looks like Lynn and Luna are planning something fucked up for their parents
>>7219329
Well I'm glad somebody enjoyed my writing. I'm done for now. I might do this tease thing again sometime
>>7219342
Oh I know that. That's why I rarely ever finish fics, and then drop them the instant I get bored of them. Like these thread ones for instance. I don't even plan on saving them. I've had my fun with them and they're dead to me now.
>>7219357
Lynn again or a different sister because I wanna request some Lola
>>7219371
Have an old one. I'm going to bed tho
>Lincoln's heart thumped loudly in his ears as he steeled himself for what he was about to do
>"A-are you sure?"
>Lola stopped herself from covering her face and nodded stiffly as she held up the hem of her dress
>"I have to do this," She squeaked. "If I don't I'm handing first place to Tiffany Miller."
>"Yeah, but..." Lincoln's voice cracked. "Did you have to do it with me first?"
>Lola glanced down at his erection before blurting her answer
>"I can't do something like this without practicing first! You promised to help me practice!"
>"I know! I know!"
>Lincoln had no idea how he managed to maintain his erection with all of the stress.
>He didn't know where he should even be looking. His dick? Lola's exposed cunt? Her blushing face?
>"I just don't know what to do!" Lincoln admitted.
>Lola stared at him in despair.
>"How am I supposed to know! I'm just six! You're the teenager with a... a uh..."
>If had been under any other circumstances, Lincoln would have loved to see her so flustered
>Right now, though? He felt exactly the same way
>"Maybe we could just skip this one," the boy suggested, tucking his penis back into his pants. "It's just a rumor anyway, right? This pageant probably doesn't involve-"
>Lola's gloved hand shot forward and grabbed his member
>"I can't risk that, Lincoln," she stated.
>A shudder traveled through his body as Lincoln focused on the only thing his brain cared about: that silky smooth tiny grip.
>Lola's eyes widened as she realized what she had just done, but she didn't let go
>Shutting his own eyes, Lincoln grabbed her arm
>An eternity passed in the following two seconds.
>Lincoln started to move Lola's arm up and down.
>He let out a moan and started to speed up his pace, using his little sister to jack himself off.
>"I'm gonna... I'm..."
>"Wait, no! Stop!"
>Lola released her grip and wrenched her arm out of his grasp.
>"You can't finish yet," she chastised. "I still have to... you know..."
Which Loud deserves the hate they get?
>>7219382
Luan
>>7219382
Lisa.
>>7219382
All of them.
>>7219382
Lynn
>>7219397
FUCK YOU SULLIVAN
>>7219407
Name 3 bad things Lynn has done.
>>7219416
Dutch Oven.
Nothing more needs to be said.
>>7219416
Besides being a cunt in general
>Completely fucking gross
>Prone to physical violence
>Breaks shit constantly
>Incapable of any remorse
>Set Lincoln up with a hideous date without asking him
>>7219416
She's the most physical of the bunch. It's easy to come up with a short list of things she's done wrong.
>>7219423
Add smashing his project and physically abusing him for her entertainment to it.
>>7219426
Not an argument.
Why do they have a kids table if there's enough chairs for everyone?
Morning
Kids are on the sister hate train again I see.
>Hating anybody of the Loud blood
Pathetic.
>>7219458
Because they don't want to sit with the kids who are noisy and messy.
>>7219458
Because adults don't want to share a table with spastic kids prone to food fights.
You join the Grown-Up table when you are grown up, not when you fit.
>>7219338
Oh shit, here comes that girl
>>7219464
I'm not gonna say that there are sisters I hate, it's easy and fun to usually join the hate bandwagon for whatever sister has the spotlight, but I'd be a liar if I didn't say there are a few I really don't like.
Lynncest when?
>>7219004
BOY SHE ABOUT DO IT
>>7219514
>>7219500
Here
>>7219514
That's a delicious pig.
>"I'm watching you. And I notified the restaurant manager, so he'll be watching, too, you won't even be able to get away with footsies. Anything happens between you and her, you're being sent to Aunt Ruth's until you're college bound."
>>7219529
>Lincoln
>not a nerd now and forever
>>7219529
>denying him access to this
What a monster
>>7219540
He's got his sisters to help raise him into a hunk. Plus, Luan can always outflank her dad and lie.
>"We're back from Jean-Juan's!"
>"Jean-Juan's? Honey, I thought you guys were going to... Sum Ting Right's! Remember that?"
>"Oh yeah, well nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."
>"4 PM on a Tuesday was too crowded?"
>"...yup. Later, dad!"
>>7219572
>Sum Ting Right
>>7219514
And Clyde claims another sister.
He's working his way up to Lori. Trying to prove his manlyness by BLACKing all her sisters first.
>>7219500
Trips demand the Lynns engaging in lewd activities.
>Captcha: playground kill
>>7219593
Your kinda way off from trips there.
>>7219593
>trips
what?
>>7219514
Who is SHE calling a pig?
Luan doesn't like it when you ______ her
>>7219629
waifu
>>7219626
Her reflection.
>>7219593
you mean dubs?
>>7219629
ignore her (sexual advances)
>>7219639
That's deep.
>>7219642
Why would anyone keep one of these? The best thing you could do with one is to take it to a nearby river and toss it in.
>>7219642
I know I do.
I can't believe Lucy is fucking blond.
>>7218569
What's the original image of that anon?
>>7219670
I like to put my dick in her pussy, if you catch my drift
>>7219683
I can't believe she fucked a ginger.
>>7219540
Lincoln is going to be one of kids that lets himself go in highschool, Becoming a fatty and completely absorbing himself in his hobbies and depression.
>>7219641
>>7219601
>>7219610
My bad. I meant quints.
>>7219683
She is Rita's favorite after all
TONIGHT
YOU
>>7219760
>>7219760
>tfw wake up earlier than 11 for once
i dunno what to do, i had a weird dream about a rich girl
What if Lynn asked you for a donkey punch?
who's a screamer? who's a moaner?
>>7219760
I still can't believe I wrote a fic based on this image
>>7219691
I don't understand
>>7219772
Have you considered working out/just doing simple stretches?
>>7219813
i do workout, but i meant more like "I have more time to dick around holy shit!"
>>7219828
Oh. Then, yeah, dick around.
>>7219792
That edit makes me want to do both.
>>7219807
You know, put my penis inside her her vagina and move my hips back and forth to make her moan until I fill her up with my cream.
>>7219845
w-wait what? i think he meant of the loud sisters!
>>7219416
Complete cunt to him when he was nice enough to off his bed
Races Lana like a total child and breaks an elevator
Smashing his fucking project without a second thought
Lynn is a jerk and I honestly don't understand the appeal along with Luan. Anyone else is understandable to me but not those two
>>7219886
this is why lincoln's favorite sister canonically is lucy
>>7219792
>that edit
Stomachs are too round and balloonish, but what the hell
>>7219788
How about a bullseye instead?
>>7219892
I realistically believe this
Not once so far have they ever been antagonizing to each other in any way and Lucy has shown to look up to him multiple times
Lincoln is in fact the only sibling who understood that changing Lucy was a piss idea and always accepted her for who she was
>>7219907
this exactly, not only that, but the episode whose name escapes me where lucy clogged the toilet and would have rather framed another sibling than have lincoln stay home, only for lincoln to out himself for reading the pony book knowing the sisters would never let lucy get over it
>>7219907
Leni never really antagonized him either. Leni's always been the nicest one towards him but he still gets pissed at her because she's kinda dumb. Would be nice if he for once treated her nicely instead of constantly getting annoyed at her.
>>7218553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1520VLwKrM
>>7219907
Someone on /co/ a while back did a pretty good analysis of Lucy and Lincoln. Sleuth or Consequences is filled to the brim with cute moments if you look closely.
>>7219930
...i wanna dress up like ness and pork her, hearing her say in that emotionless voice "Will this make us friends, Ness?"
>>7219930
Who is Giygas then?
What does Lucy smell like?
>>7219975
>>7219980
Like and antique shop and incense.
With a hint of smelly sweaty feet
>>7219980
Darkness
>>7219975
Can Pop Pop be the cool grandpa that died but gave you a kickass Robot, or too far back?
>>7216401
Gold!
Which better?
Who drew it?
>>7217753
>>7217417
>>7219996
Stop trying to create division, kike
Would you?
>>7219992
I always imagine that the Loud family is secretly part of secret cabal fighting evil in the world.
Lincoln archnemesis? That boy that looks like Lincoln but with blond hair and wearing a beanie.
>>7220009
>come on Lincoln sit on your daddy's lap
>can we stop this kind of role play Lynn it's super creepy
>>7219980
>Smells of dead human sacrifices, from the altar...
>>7219996
I did the first, but i'm not good with faces
>>7219593
do they take turns raping Lincoln or something
>>7220009
No.
LoRita is better.
>>7220022
What's your avatar from?
>>7220102
>>7220104
zelda ocarina of time
>>7220104
From Zelda
>>7220117
Huh, I never played Mario brothers
GRAND DAD
What manga do you think he is reading?
Alright this next song is called...
>>7220180
Jojo's
>>7220186
All nightmare long
>>7220180
LuckyStar
>>7220180
Pluto
>>7220180
what a weeb
>>7220180
Shadow Star NaruTaru
Paranoia Agent
Furi Curi
>>7220180
BLAME!
Now that pig slut is a thing, is Lucy's Victory Undies finally not OOC?
>>7220323
what is lucy's victory undies, abuseguy?
>>7220323
Lucy's what now?
>>7220323
>Victory Undies
No, Lucy doesn't wear undies. What kind of proper slut wears undies.
>>7220180
KissxSis
>>7220361
>Canon
>>7220361
Have any drawfags done kissxsis stuff?
>>7220323
>Lucy's Victory Undies
I'm intrigued
Good morning! Have a Lucy.
>>7220378
>>7220392
It's like Carol and Lucy had a degenerate little baby. I love it!
>>7220392
alternate pigslut jr.!
>Can't tell if I'm bad at drawing art because I'm a beginner or because I am just bad at it in general
>>7220494
What have you drawn so far?
Why is Luna a druggie?
>>7220500
Trying to draw Leni but it's driving me crazy that I can't get the proportions of her face right. For some reason I can't draw her chin and front part of her hair correctly.
It's weird because when I look at fanart I think even I can draw some of that but then when I get to it it's like I go full retard mode and can't even make a couple of lines to be the right proportion.
>>7220494
DUDE
>>7220519
>>7220505
Wow, I keep fucking that up.
>>7220515
Hmm, well, drawing is a skill. You need to constantly work at it to improve. And like anything worthwhile, it's not easy.
Keep drawing, start small, keep things casual, don't let any mistakes stop you. Always strive to do better next time.
Enjoy yourself, if it isn't fun, don't draw.
>>7220505
Because she knows how to party.
>You will never do ecstasy with Luna
>You will never go to a nightclub and have get grind up on her
>After an hour she'll never push her lips to your ear and say this music blows, so you head back to her house
>She will never lead you to her room and touch you all over the place as you lay in bed
>Luan will never ask what you're doing and also get fucked up with you two because Luna's a good sister
>You will never have a cuddle party with all three
Requests, I'll choose one or two.
>>7220579
No more fatshit faggot.
>>7220494
try drwing small in small canvas so you dont put too much work into details, just work in your lines and shapes, try to practice with some line exercices and doodle a lot, like fucking doodle a lot my dude
>>7220567
I haven't been having fun trying to work with her face, so I'm taking a break. I'm frustrated I can't seem to get her proportions in my head. Even when I look at a drawing of her and try it still looks odd. Gonna maybe take a break and workout a bit and come back to this in a while. Do you draw with software or on paper?
>>7220579
lucy showing her bush or armpit hair please?
or any loud just showing off a bush or armpit hair!
>>7220577
You forgot the part were she throws up on you
>>7220579
Linka abuse
>>7220579
Lucy embarrassingly showing Rocky her big booty, with Rocky getting steam, and nervously complementing her.
Girl in pic related having her clothes eaten away by Lisa's acid.
Alternatively, girl in pic related being fat just for >>7220586
>>7220579
Leni and Lily cuddling in their cat suits.
>>7220579
Lincoln spying on Lola
what will Lucy do when Rocky tries to pressure her into sex
>>7220610
Also pls don't make them chubby (maybe just Lily since she's a baby)
>>7220607
ebin trel
>>7220579
This with either Lori or Luna
FUCK IT CAPTCHA LET ME POST
>>7220596
>I want to fuck a hardly conscious Luna
>I want her to just lay there and groggily try to ask what's doing on, but she can't even finish her sentences
>I want her moan every so offen at complete random
>I want her last bit of conscious to slip away after I we finish, putting her to sleep
>>7220579
draw sum luan tiddies :^)
>>7220579
Pig Slut Lucy is pretty hot atm
>>7220622
thx
>>7220607
>Girl in pic related having her clothes eaten away by Lisa's acid.
Her skin would be eaten away too at contact that close.
>>7220646
Could have put any less effort into that picture?
>>7220651
It's science, just have dialogue that states that it's the wrong vial.
>>7219980
Bat droppings.
>>7219980
Pork
Any cool weekend plans /tlhg/?
>>7220724
Buy a new gun.
>>7220724
fapping to pig slut Lucy
>>7220724
play the sims 4, go out with my friends for a while or at least one friend, distract myself, then try to get a little "something something" go on here, i better turn on my phone
>>7220646
That's not how legs work.
>>7220724
Why bother making plans? They're just gonna get ruined anyway.
>>7220743
Seriously, Stop.
>>7220765
Stop what?
>>7220753
You don't know that. Maybe something good will happen.
>>7220712
The most his sisters are going to do turn him into a effeminate nu-male, Being a geeky lardass is really the best outcome he could hope for.
>>7220774
Yeah, maybe. Prior experiences don't make me hopeful. I usually end up canceling more plans than I go through with.
>>7220724
Nothing
>>7220724
Going out to eat with friends, then we are going to just chill or something. Hopefully we will play some smash bros. I got a serious itch for at the moment.
>>7220780
why is luan dressed like hitler
>>7220724
I don't know, i need relax, maybe i'll go to watch any good movie with my little brother.
>>7220748
Is a reference?
>>7220799
Even worse, the proto Hollywood closeted commie.
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
>"Arrgh, that stupid Luna said I'm not funny! Time to punch Lincoln in the face!"
What did she mean by this?
>>7220936
Nah, what she actually was doing was she was upset at her brother's meddling caused her and her soul mate to argue and fight.
>>7220925
I legitimately laughed at this and hard too.
You clever rascal you.
>>7219173
Should I continue this?
>>7220978
Lynn is NOT for bullying.
>Lori shuffled up the stairs, the aftermath of an argument marring her expression.
>A flurry of retorts and justifications swarmed her mind, but she didn't speak a word, instead opting to brood in silence as she retreated to her room.
>As she reached the top, a particular noise grabbed her attention.
>She paused and listened more closely.
>Yes, there was no doubt about it. Somehow she had picked up the near-silent sounds of heavy rhythmic breathing coming from her brother's room.
>She shouldn't have been able to pick up such a quiet sound, but she had spent a good while training herself to listen to that very noise.
>Any traces of a bad mood from her fight was forgotten in an instant as she licked her lips and changed course towards the source of the noise.
>Lori's hands began to tremble, the only outward display of her inward excitement.
>She lived for moments like these.
>A few inches away from her destination, she came to a full stop and pressed her ear against the door.
>Oh yes.
>She could quite clearly hear ragged breathing along with an accompanying slapping sound.
>A smile forced its way across her face, lasting for a few seconds before she summoned enough self control to hide it behind a blank expression.
>Taking a deep breath, she pushed the door open and stepped inside.
>The quick activity as she made her move almost broke her stoic mask, but this wasn't her first time.
>"Hey Lincoln, I need you to do something for me," she lied, leaving the door slightly ajar behind her.
>The white haired boy sat red-faced on his bed, his computer on his lap facing away from the door and Lori.
>"Thanks for knocking," Lincoln said sarcastically, unable to maintain eye contact for more than a second or so.
>"I need to borrow your computer," she lied. "Leni tried to use mine, and Lisa's too busy to fix it."
>"Uuuhh... S-sure," Lincoln stuttered, glancing back and forth between his sister and the laptop. "Let me just get rid of-"
>"That's okay, I just need it for a sec."
>>7220978
if you had fun writing it
>>7220978
Only if you feel like it. You shoudn't ruin a green by adding things to it just for the sake of completion.
>>7220978
Nah, you'd just be fluffing it up at that point.
>>7220988
Lynn is absolutely for bullying.
>>7220978
Yes, yes, yes
I love good suffering
>>7221017
Nuh huh!
>>7220978
You should probably ask the original writer if they're still around.
>>7220988
This: >>7221017
>Ask to Hotdog
>>7221031
Lynn is a jerk
It's hard choosing plenty of good ideas. I tried >>7220626 Hope it's alright.
>>7220990
M O A R
>>7220990
more?
>>7220990
Go on...
>>7221067
Its perfect
>>7220990
keep going
you ever just hate yourself, tlhg?
>>7221067
Good Stuff SB99.
>>7221094
I remember wanting to hang myself when I was 7 and almost escaping home when I was 8
>>7221094
No
>>7221059
Lynn is cute.
Beautiful
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11851
>>7221113
Lynn is an asshole
>>7221115
Disgusting
>>7221113
Lynn is best girl
>>7221106
i'm sorry to hear that hanging self thing, i often think about jumping into the water i live near
>>7221113
Lynn is a well trained bitch
>>7221143
It's true
>>7221094
Sometimes i like to strangle myself or hit me in the back with a whip, the feeling... sweet.
>>7221144
A good swim is always refreshing
>>7221149
Did you remember to have her spayed?
-t not Bob Barker
>>7221110
Glad you like it dude.
>>7221067
>those huge tits
Did he get her pregnant?
>>7221094
Nah
>>7221077
>>7221078
>>7221086
>>7221091
haha no fuck you. Here's a completely different fic.
>"Must I remind you that you agreed to comply with anything that did not either directly nor indirectly result in harm to your reputation or your person-"
>"I get it, Lisa," Lincoln snapped, unable to take his eyes off of the massive dick. "It's just... this is a bit much."
>"Nonsense," the tiny poindexter shrugged as she massaged her new genitals. "I need to know if this is fully functional, and you owe me a favor."
>Lisa was sitting on her bed, wearing shoes and her sweater, but no pants or underwear to conceal her erect four-inch penis.
>Standing a foot away, Lincoln reached towards her with a shaking hand.
>"But do you really need a human test subject?" He protested, yanking back his hand.
>Lisa groaned.
>"I'm not going to use Charles, now could you please stop stalling."
>"That's not what I..." Lincoln trailed off.
>Damn, that thing was as big as his.
>He closed his eyes and grasped his sister's cock.
>The moment he touched it, he nearly shied away again, but Lisa grabbed his arm and held him in place.
>"The sooner you start, the sooner you finish," she reminded.
>Lincoln started to stroke the relatively massive member, the sweat from his own palms providing lubrication.
>He repeated the motion, a sickened frown glued to his face all the while.
>After a few seconds, Lisa interrupted.
>"This is terrible, Lincoln," she bluntly criticized. "I'm deriving more discomfort from your actions than pleasure."
>"Really?!" He blurted, opening his eyes and glaring at her. "You're uncomfortable?!"
>"Indeed," Lisa confirmed. "Time to move onto the next stage. I'll need your to perform fellatio on-"
>"Not gonna happen," Lincoln cut her off.
>"Must I remind you that I've held up my end of the bargain," Lisa barked, growing annoyed. "I expect you to hold to your word in the same way you still tenderly clutch my penis."
>Lincoln glanced down to see his hand still stroking up and down.
>>7221174
That's bullshit!! she's the hitler daughter
>>7220988
>Lincoln looked down at his sister. She was cold and her clothes were in tatters.
>Her light sobs could be heard down the hall, where she sat at the top step.
>"Lynn." He quietly whispered. Lynn's whole body flinched, his voice suddenly scaring the poor girl.
>"You went to that party, didn't you?"
>Lynn buried her head into her forearms. Her body shaking even more.
>He stood there, mere feet away from his sister. He knew what had happened.
>He had warned her about her new boyfriend.
>He had done this before. He and his friends.
>Yet of course, Lynn Loud was far too stubborn to listen to him.
>Just like when they were younger.
>A hollow pit rolled around in Lincoln's stomach. More and more, he got angry at whatever transpired at the party.
>But he found himself getting angry at her for not listening to him in the first place.
>Lincoln needed to leave, to go back into his room quickly. He didn't have the patience for his sisters antics like he used to, but Lynn's constant bad decision making was getting to him.
>And he was the one that'd have to deal with her after it.
>Plainly, he was done.
>Done with dealing with his fuck-up of a sister, Lynn Loud.
What is the most controversial piece of content to come out of here?
>>7221229
Lily the baby slut
>>7221229
drawfriend's art
>>7221229
Hotdog's art
>>7220724
>>7221229
Jumpjump's comic, maybe? Without showing malice, it probably fueled the meme of hating Ronnie Anne, it's the main drive behind most art depicting Luan as a psycho/yandere woman, and it's probably a factor in the "fanbase divide" on tumblr.
Lynn is a bad person
>>7221304
>"fanbase divide" on tumblr
What's that about?
>>7221286
You know now that I think about it. I'd haven't seen or read a fic where there was lolacoln in it.
>>7221264
But it's universally considered cancer.
>>7221229
The recipe for Lola's pussy juice
>>7221227
>He could feel his blood boil, and quickly turned back around, intent on walking right back into his bedroom.
>In his mind, he regretted getting out of bed to investigate the crying, even though he knew who it was.
>"W--...Wait, Lincoln..." A weak voice called out from behind him. He twisted his neck, laying eyes on Lynn.
>She was facing him now, her eyes doing that classic look she did when she wanted something from him.
>"Lincoln." She repeated, slowly standing up.
>Lincoln's heart pounded.
>God, no. Not this, not now.
>She's going to ask. She's going to ask that same question whenever she got into a fight or something happened.
>"Let me...Let me sleep in your bed tonight. P-Please."
>She always asked to use him.
>Lincoln wanted to scream. To shout at her. He was tired of this game she played.
>She never learned from her mistakes. She kept making stupid decisions, hanging around people bad for her.
>And when it blew up in her face, as it has for the hundredth time, she crawls into his bed, and seeks comfort from him.
>He was tired of it. He could say no. End it right now. He just needed to mouth the words, tell her to go to her own bed.
>Just open his mouth and say it...
>"Okay."
>>7221308
Lincoln is worse
>>7221370
lincoln did nothing wrong he got into the fucking VANZILLA
>>7221317
It's a superficial divide, really. There are, like, 5 blogs, all mainly run by one woman, I believe, that are dedicated to keeping The Loud Hose "safe" against incest (dubbed "Loudcest") and lewd posts (dubbed "Lewdcest" or whatever). These blogs then spread their influence onto susceptible kids and adults and other like-minded people.
If you were to search the tag for images, it's why some posts have people going "Don't interact (reblog/like) if you support loud/lewdcest" somewhere in the post, and, a while ago, there was some dumb fuck huge list of people to block because they "supported" that kind of stuff, which Skeluigi got on three times.
Basically tumblr being tumblr, so it's not a big deal until you bring in people getting accounts deleted, mostly early on, though.
>>7221227
>>7221342
Why are you doing this. Lynn and Lincoln are not for suffering.
>>7221394
>>7221414
soon
>>7221308
>>7221370
>>7221394
>>7221414
when are we getting a Loud House version of this
>>7221426
Lucy already tried to change herself for a boy
>>7221342
Please stop.
>>7221426
the manga?
>It's an episode
>Luan drummed her fingers on her laptop.
>Every day she ran through the footage of the previous 24 hours, and this morning was no exception.
>Despite the increased playback speed, it still took the better part of an hour to sift through the content, and she had only just reached bedtime.
>She didn't expect to see much, as she had accidentally knocked over the camera in her sleep, but the audio was all she wanted anyway.
>"Aannd there it is," she murmured as the camera toppled over, pointing towards the ceiling.
>To her surprise, the camera revealed a guest: Lincoln climbing onto Luna's bed.
>As quickly as possible, Luan normalized the playback speed and cranked up the volume.
>"I was starting to think you'd chickened out on me, bro," Luna whispered off-frame.
>"What me? Never," Lincoln reassured, his voice breaking as he disappeared behind the bed. "I just wanted to make sure Luan was asleep."
>"Psh, that girl's always out like a light. Heavy sleeper too."
>"Well you're a pretty heavy sleeper too."
>"Right, that's why you woke me up," Luna chuckled.
>A shirt was haphazardly draped over the side of the bed.
>"Hey, you didn't wake up the first few times I did it," Lincoln protested.
>"Heheh, I forgot you were a repeat offender you- enf- pervert," Luna grunted. "Hang on, dude. The zipper's stuck."
>"I'll just take them off."
>A few seconds and some rustling later, a pair of pants went sailing through the air.
>"I love the way it pops up like that," Luna giggled.
>Following Luna's statement, a slurping sound filled the silent room, accented by the occasional grunt from Lincoln.
>The noises continued for a minute before Lincoln finally spoke up.
>"All right, your turn."
>A pop echoed in the tiny space.
>"Nah, we'll just skip to the fun part," she decided.
>The camera picked up the sheets shifting for a few seconds before the shirt fell from the bed and covered the lens.
>Luan looked out the window, listening to the rest of the recording.
>Time to move her cameras.
>>7221456
Looks like a pet episode. I'm excited
>>7221426
>>7221441
Lucy didn't go quite that far.
>>7221342
>Lynn's demeanour immediately changed. She quickly pushed herself up, walking over to Lincoln's side.
>She intertwined her hand with his.
>This was all too familiar to last week.
>"T-Thank you Lincoln...you're the best..."
>He felt himself grinding his teeth.
>"Yeah."
>The pair slowly made their way into Lincoln's room.
>"I'll prepare a little setup on the floor for me. Sleep on my bed, Ly-"
>A fist lightly nudged his shoulder.
>"N-No dude, let's do what we normally do. We've done it before, so who cares, r-right?"
>He cared.
>"Yeah. Sure."
>Lynn squeezed his hand as she looked at his face, no doubt hoping for Lincoln to look back.
>To show he wanted what was coming.
>When she didn't get what she wanted, she let out a sigh, and leaned into her brother as they entered his room.
>"I have the best brother ever...I'm so lucky."
>Brothers and sisters don't do what she's made him do.
>"I try."
>>7221552
someone you like will never try to change themselves for you only for you to tell them you like them just how they are
>>7221342
Continue
Someone remember that Savino wrote and directed this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt3Nr4EG-mI
A great episode.
>>7219106
Most of the Louds are pretty shitty people when you really think about it, with exceptions of Lily, Lincoln, and maybe Lucy.
>Lori is fucking loathesome. She's a massive whore, emotionally abusive to the nicest BF ever, she belittles and bullies her younger siblings, and she fucking confiscated a dress that Leni bought because she was too fucking cheap to buy one for herself.
>Leni: so retarded she's a danger to everyone around her. However I can commend her for telling Lori to fuck off with the dress.
>Luna: just a rocker chick who hangs out with a guy twice her age. She's honestly the most boring of the sisters so... yeah.
>Luan: oh dear god, this bitch. Holy shit, where do I begin? Her entire personality is a jab at Rodney Dangerfield, she's obnoxious, doesent know when to stop when it comes to her pranks, torments small animals-her own pets no less, responsible for Lincoln getting his balls burned with soup... Jeezus. She almost surpasses Lori.
>Lynn: a bully. You can see signs of it in the way she treats Margot, who I strongly suspect gets beat on whenever her shitty team loses a game. Or how she gets way too aggressive when she plays sports. But to be fair, she's far more sympathetic than her sisters. Repressed feelings toward Lincoln notwithstanding.
>Lola and Lana: the former is a spoilt brat, the latter is covered in shit all the time to spite the former. Do the math.
>Lisa: a amoral scientist who experiments on her own sisters
>>7221602
Why in español tho
>>7221588
Someone you like will never try to change themselves for you, only for you to tell them you don't like them that way, and that you like someone else.
>>7221632
>someone you liked will never try to get to knoww you but instead try to impress you and expect you to fuck them and you'll never tell them they're fucking garbage
>>7221628
Was a mistake because i am spic and i was comparing the two versions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ufjvc55H0A
*Sigh* Like omg, like, so totes GET!
>>7221661
i wanna give pigslut the cum
>>7221456
Best episode of all the series coming through?
>New episodes week
>Sudden lack of feeling for posting
>Alchy and Hotdog
>>7221618
Lucy is a Gothic lolita who loves vampires and the death. She doesn't matter about others but loves to surprise everyone.
>I forget something?
>>7221576
>He was the first to crawl into bed. He always liked taking the inside, ever since the first time they slept together.
>It was easier to turn his back to her. It's worked once or twice.
>Lynn crawled in after him, Lincoln taking no time to lay himself on his side, facing the wall. The sound of fabric being moved quickly told him Lynn was doing...something.
>He dispelled whatever it was she was doing.
>"Goodnight, Lynn."
>There was a brief pause, only for Lynn to let out a weak chuckle.
>"I-I know you sleep on your back...why do you insist on doing that every time?"
>"It's comfy."
>He stared intently at the wall. He just wanted her to go to sleep. He wanted sleep. But most of all, he wanted this night to pass event less.
>The feeling of the bed shifting behind him closer to him told him fate had other plans.
>Lynn pressed herself into his back, her small breasts pressing into him.
>Of course she had stripped.
>"Lincoln." She whispered. She draped an arm around him, her hand landing on his clothed chest. She lightly gripped onto the fabric.
>Here it comes. He knew she would. She doesn't ever learn. Lincoln could feel the rage returning to him.
>"Lincoln." She repeated, letting go of the shirts fabric. Then, she slowly glided her hand down, quickly approaching his crotch.
>"You're the best, bro." Her words were as sweet as honey, but he knew they were laced with the same desperation that a crack addict shows when confronting a dealer. "Let me make it up to you, Lincoln."
>>7221400
In other words, a bunch of moralfags creating shitstorms over nothing?
>>7221703
Is Alchy a drawfag too?
>>7221658
Still nice though, the Gnome sounds like the man who sings Head Chala, probably the same guy
http://theloudhouse.tumblr.com/post/155859284696/tfw
>>7221703
Who's Alchy?
>>7221715
Holy shit, this is so good.
>>7221703
Is that Korean?
>>7221728
>#meme
>>7221227
>>7221342
>>7221576
>>7221715
Loving it so far.
>captcha: Penile Rain
>>7221661
I always wondered about the saying "sigh" out loud thing.
Is that just something they did for comedy, or are there actually people who do that?
>>7221742
Yeah,
I don't even know why I'm trying to get a GET. It'll never happen. *sigh*
>>7220990
>>7221077
>>7221078
>>7221086
>>7221091
All right, all right, here's some more.
>Lori took a step towards Lincoln, only for him to turn the laptop further away from her.
>"Just give me a minute," he hastily blurted. "I gotta close this stuff."
>"No no, it's fine," Lori reassured. "I won't touch your thing."
>She sat down next to him just as he slammed the latptop closed and stared at her, his eyes wide and darting across the room in search of an escape.
>"It's a surprise," Lincoln stated loudly, his eye twitching. "For you. You can't see it or it'll be ruined."
>Lori could hardly contain her laughter at his blatant awkwardness. She'd have to call it quits soon or she'd give herself away.
>"Surprise? What for? My birthday isn't for months."
>"... uh... that's a surprise too?"
>Lincoln gave her the most forced grin she had ever seen.
>It was too much for her.
>She exploded in laughter, flopping down on the bed next to him.
>"H-hey, what's so funny?" he demanded as he shifted the laptop to better cover his crotch.
>"You-hoo dummy," Lori giggled, giving up her game. "I know you were jerking off."
>Lincoln's already red face deepened its color.
>"Wh- I don't know what you mean-"
>Lori exploded into another fit of giggles.
>"Can't a guy get a little privacy around here?!"
>Crossing his arms, Lincoln glared at the older girl as she casually lay next to him and shook with laughter.
>"Oh, Lincoln," she said fondly as she finally calmed down. "Never change."
>She propped herself up on her elbow and gave him an unsolicited kiss on his forehead.
>"But I do still need this."
>"Huh?"
>Lori snatched the laptop and took off, listening to Lincoln yell after her and fumble with his pants before she disappeared behind her own door
>A massive smile still spread across her face, she opened the screen to see what he had been enjoying
>It melted away as she saw a video of their own bathroom
>A bird's eye view shot of the shower with her inside
>Maybe she went too far this time
>>7221715
Would people rather see what 'normally' happens during these encounters they have, or what would happen if Lincoln decided to put a stop to it?
Choose now!
>>7221759
Fuck if I know. I'd say a little of both. Saying 'sigh' out loud seems kinda rhetoric though
>>7221797
Don't break the cycle, lets see how this normally plays out!
>>7221797
What happens normally. I love some good ol' fashion manipulative sex.
>>7221779
NOW YA DONE IT
>>7221797
Play it through and THEN Lincoln decides to stop, mid-way, for maximum hurt.
What if Luna was diagnosed with a rare form of Super Diabetes and the only cure was for you to put your penis in her butt?
>>7221797
Normally would be okay, but despairfuck or hatefuck should play a part, to keep things emotionally loaded.
>>7221880
Read my mind, anon.
I know this is not /v/, hut i'm seriously thinking about buying Switch.
>>7221779
nice
>>7221797
A little of both. Lincoln finally gets sick of it all midway or naybe after he finishes. Either way, it's over for him and Lynn.
>>7221877
Sorry babe the antidote is not for sale
>>7221907
Can only be one friendo, have plans for one or the other, but not both! So looks like just good old manipulation wins!
You should all be ashamed!
>>7221899
Just wait a year, the games will still be there, and the console will be cheaper, too. What's the rush?
>>7221899
If you think the first party titles are worth it, Then by all means
>>7222084
I have literally just played 2 Nintendo games, the original Mario and Majora's Mask (I love the last one).
>>7221797
Just to be contrarian, stop it.
>>7221899
If you follow the buzzards they'll lead you to a rotting Nintendo carcass.
Ultra here, still writin this story, and it's finally getting to the good part.
http://pastebin.com/Wuynm5As
New stuff on 225 with edits, brand new stuff on line 269.
>The pounding of a fist on her door shook her out of her trance.
>"Lori, please don't open that laptop," Lincoln begged from the other side. "Just give it back."
>With a deep sigh, Lori closed the laptop and opened her door.
>"We need to talk," she said quietly.
>Lincoln simply hung his head and walked through the door.
>"I probably don't even need to say this," Lori started, closing the door, "but this is not okay."
>"I-I.." Lincoln could hardly manage to speak. "I know..."
>"I don't care about the porn thing," she clarified. "Or even if you... you know... think of me... but this is a violation of my privacy. Where did you even get this?"
>"I stole it from Luan," he admitted with a sniffle.
>Lori cursed under her breath. Of course she was the one to film that.
>"Do you have any more of these?"
>Lincoln shook his head.
>"Just mine, huh?"
>"I'm sorry," Lincoln choked.
>With a sigh, Lori sat down on the bed next to him.
>"Keep it," she said, much to Lincoln's surprise.
>"w-what?"
>"The video. You can hold onto it," Lori repeated, reaching her arm around him in a hug. "I... kind of deserve it for teasing you like that."
>Lincoln didn't say anything.
>After a few seconds, he turned and hugged her tightly, burying his face into her chest.
>"Thank you, Lori," he murmured.
>Lori returned the embrace with an uneasy smile.
>She was far too comfortable with this. Uncomfortably comfortable.
>"Just... don't do it again," she lectured half-assedly.
>But she wanted him to.
>Deep down, she enjoyed the attention and she knew it.
>She could feel a warmth tingling between her legs as she thought about it.
>The lustful sensation only increased as Lincoln pulled away
>Before she could stop herself, she pulled him back towards her and kissed him on the lips
>Lincoln's eyes widened, but Lori didn't see them. She had already closed her own
>The kiss seemed to last an eternity for both of them but for different reasons.
>By the time they parted, he was confused, concerned, and very horny.
Lucy is a pigslut.
>>7222228
Nice try, Lynnfag. Lucy remains pure.
>>7222217
nice, you got a paste?
Anybody have an link to the shipping house on pastebin?
>>7222310
how do you know he's a Lynnfag
>>7222310
Lucy lost her purity a while ago.
>>7221774
*sigh* Why was I born with two left feet?
>>7222217
Good Job
What would you do if you met them?
>You sure you want to put your face that close to my feet bro?
>They kind of smell like doritos
>and they are pretty sweaty too
>>7220724
I'll be attending mass tomorrow. Today I'll spend time with my friends.
>>7222327
http://pastebin.com/u/Shippinghouse
>>7222323
No. I also had to leave, and I hate mobile posting so I probably won't finish it either. Sorry, guy.
>>7222443
Thanks
Why The Loud House is the best nicktoon and the future nickpet?
>>7221715
>Lincoln closed his eyes tightly. He did his breathing exercises he made just for occasions like this.
>He didn't want to snap at her, not like the first time. He had to make up a story on the fly. Had he not, no doubt mom and dad would've sent Lynn away.
>There's times he thinks that would've been for the best.
>"Come on, roll over bro." She quietly tempted him, her breath at his neck. Her hands pawed at his crotch. Of course, Lincoln couldn't possibly remain flaccid.
>She knew just what to do to get him going.
>"Not tonight, Lynn." Lincoln spoke through clenched teeth.
>"Don't be silly, you know you want to. I'll even let you have at me."
>The same excuse, the same promise, the same Lynn.
>After a few seconds of her hand working it's magic down below, he could feel his pants underwear tightening. She could too, as she let out a hushed giggle.
>"Come oooon, just turn over. P-Please?"
>He couldn't resist now. Besides, he could always get some anger out like this.
>Lynn liked it as rough as possible.
>Lincoln turned back over to his back, staring up at the ceiling. He could see Lynm at the corner of his eye smiling wide, having finally wore down his resistance.
>"I'll get us started, bro. Thanks for being the best." She gave him a tender kiss on the cheek, the hand at her crotch quickly coming up and pushing the band down, exposing his erection to the air.
>Lynn cuddled into his side, obviously seeking him to return the affection. An arm around her to bring her close, his lips pecking her face or sucking on her neck.
>He wouldn't give her the pleasure.
>"Be quick, Lynn. I really am tired."
>"You'll have to work for us to be quick, Lincoln. You know that."
>Her fingers wrapped around his base, and his body flushed red as he felt her slowly begining to stroke him, Lynn biting her lips as he felt his member pulsing.
>"I know, Lynn. I know."
>>7222465
Very well deserved, that ship is disgusting and stupid.
>>7221779
DAMN THAT LUAN
>>7222474
good until Bunsen is a Beast and Welcome to the Wayne destroy it in ratings.
>>7222475
man this is kind of fucked up
>>7222484
There is no Christ
Only Monolith
>>7222475
This is some kino shit m8
>>7222484
>inb4 more Luaggie art getting downvoted
I don't even like that much this ship, I love how plebians get so butthurted.
>Tfw It's saturday and you are alone in the house...
Taking color requests:
>No mature
>>7222557
>>7222557
Bored Lynn
>>7222484
No, it's beautiful
What would you do if you found out your favorite Loud was real and she did porn?
>>7222577
He colors pictures, dude.
>>7222557
This please.
>>7222557
>>7222588
>Farty girl
>filename isn't Lynn
>>7222576
First
>>7222590
Second
>>7222592
If i have time.
>>7222577
I'm not good drawing when i haven't a reference pic. Maybe in the night i could try to take draw requests.
>>7222607
Maybe if her hair was longer, but that hairstyle she has looks just like Luna
>>7222557
>>7221229
Belt Sander.
>>7222211
cool
>>7222557
Is it too late to ask for this colored? You mentioned you were gonna do this a few days back but you either forgot about my request or i just straight up never saw the finished product.
If you don't want to its fine...
>>7222132
FOLLOW
>>7222475
>Lynn took her hand off him after a few moments. Content with his soldier standing at attention, she slipped off the bed and removed her shorts.
>"I bet you want to do it like you always like to, right?" Lynn gave him a sultry smile, before climbing back onto the bed.
>Lincoln really hoped she knew he didn't want this.
>She crawled her way to the other end of the bed. She got comfortable on her knees, and placed her hands on the the wall.
>"Come on, little bro...let's have some fun." She gyrated her hips slowly, as if to allure him.
>It always did work.
>"Right, yeah." He solemnly said.
>Lincoln sat up and crawled just a few inches so he lined up behind her. He grabbed ahold of her hip with one hand, gripping down tightly on her flesh.
>A sick part of him wanted to squeeze harder. But he wasn't that far gone.
>He hoped.
>"Ready?" He questioned, lining up his top to her entrance.
>Lynn looked back, a tiny smile painted on her lips.
>She sent a hand down her side, using it to spread her entrance just the tiniest bit open for him.
>He could feel her lean just a bit back, letting his tip brush against her skin.
>"Of course I'm read-YYY?!"
>Lincoln slammed his hips into her, wincing as his sister's tight hold hit him all at once.
>>7222681
I have a personal rule:
>requests are only for the same day
But let me check, if i can finish the others i could try to do it.
>>7221304
>it's the main drive behind most art depicting Luan as a psycho/yandere woman
What?
>>7222740
Commonly when I see that kind of stuff there's a comment from the author that goes "inspired by Jumpjump's comic".
>>7222725
Who's writing this?
>>7222758
honestly I think the reason why jumpjump is associaated is because he has that long ass comic going on.
Her being crazy in general stems from the aprils fools episode and how she had a mountain of lincoln tapes
>>7222810
It was the first big thing that depicted her like that. I remember reading something where he said he got the idea when discussing odd characterizations, and wondered what would happen if you made one of the nicer or sweeter sisters "nuttier than a snickers bar".
>>7222692
THE BUZZARDS
Next Thred: >>7222491
just go in dry and fuck my asshole raw
>>7222782
Guess.