HG thread
Every show has a nothing that happens and this is what happens here!
>>7214655
You can lie to me, but you cannot lie to our one true God. Please sir, I beg of you. Repent your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior
>>7214660
You're a psychopath! How long are you going to keep me here?
>>7214660
>The creature could have very well handled them all by itself.
>It glares at the demon as it walks away.
>>7214660
Good movie, even with all the inconsistencies about the time-traveling theory-
>>7214643
Hmm...I dunno. As important as that may be, having him here provides greater entertainment. Will you make it worth my while?
>>7214639
>I don't think it works.
>>7214643 (Guild Sweetheart)
>She does that shy thing with her index fingers while she waits.
>>7214640
>>7214700
>She relaxes a bit from her aggressive posture.
...HA! You stopped!
>>7214646
>>7214707
Apparently this happens a lot here, too?
>>7214679
>>7214694
But if they tried it, they'd know too, right!? Maybe I should...noo...argh! This is all too weird!
>>7214635
Leave it to a human to not see the beauty of binary.. That's my language we're talking about ya'know..
>>7214640
Hu- H-hey..
>Kaito releases the phone pretty easily, it seems whatever it's plugged into has a bunch of videos, they all seem to be point of view shots though.
Do you know how to work that at least?
>>7214660
Paula loves the rain! The feeling of rain on your skin, the coldness of the air! And the lighting! But it's not that type of rain this time.
>>7214636
Paula doesn't know. Paula doesn't know a lot of things. Ooh! Maybe you should find Elly!
>>7214679
Paula's memory gets hazy around five years ago. She could've had a great or terrible family and she doesn't know anything about them. Oh, your question. I don't think so.
>>7214714
If they tried what, they'll know about what exactly?
>>7214714
Got it!
>Hunt a gigginox 5,000 zen entry fee.
>>7214707
Yes the reward fee is 50 (you)s
>>7214679
>He nods
I have absolutely no problem with that. But we do not wish to take over anything. Just protect our country and our allies.
>>7214660
>Hubert executes a whole pack of coyotes with one stab to their throats each.
There. Now to find some cooking utensils...
>>7214684
I assure you, I have never participated in such degeneracy. Cease your accusations at once.
>>7214735
Damn! I couldn't back away in time..!
>>7214735
>Pained yelp
>>7214744
How...uh. How good it is?
>>7214743
What's an Elly...?
>>7214751
...Uuuhm. What's a zen look like?
>>7214714
>The creature wastes no time in resuming its...laughter.
>>7214735
>Perhaps the creature should have enacted revenge sooner.
>It curses the stupidity of the demon and vows to end its life permanently.
>>7214735
Hooray for parties! Paula will get eh confetti!
>>7214761
What currency you use flappy?
>>7214735
>Zaps the bitch with a dosage of Ziodyne
I'm very sorry, but there's no room for another under Trumpeter's wings.
>but foomy they're like 3 meters long each.
>>7214706
Moonhorse went to bed, just in case you were waiting for an answer.
>>7214770
Oh? I made it this far? Maybe I can win...psssh, who am I kidding, let's just sit down and see what happens.
>lazily awaiting for death
>>7214636
So I'm good to fag her?
>>7214714
To some more than others, I guess, but I remember you being a special case. Something about where you came from, and all that. Shame about your face, but I didn't fare any better out there. Keep the tripping to a minimum next time and I could see us maybe working together well.
>>7214751
I think I'll pass on that one. I think I'll also take my leave. Maybe next time, huh?
>flies off somewhere
>>7214783
>what?
Post secret discords
>>7214770
Party's over! It was a fun one!
Vampy and kurumi yuri when?
>>7214764
>Visible frustration and confusion ensues, mostly made of her clenching and unclenching her fists.
>>7214772
Uuuuuhm. I don't know.
>She starts patting her body.
>>7214796
This is just weird...uh. Bye?
>>7214783
>Ahh, Luna. That's fine, I'm used to being unfortunate while talking to people. Other day it will be.
>>7214743
You have memory loss as well? Seems like a common theme around here.
>>7214761
Let me put it straight to you so you can understand. Humans will always be scared of vampires, no matter what. Even if everything they heard about them is factually incorrect, anybody that suggests otherwise would not be taken seriously. You won't be able to change their mind. Just suck their blood and not care about what they think - because that is what you need to do to survive.
>>7214827
A hour ago, you thought you was late! Funny how that works! You did it!
>>7214802
The arrow question.
>>7214835
Well Im afraid I cant give you the quest then! Sorry!
>>7214847
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>7214832
Whenever someone can be bothered to draw it
>>7214804
Get away now before I call my guards on you.
>>7214847
Thanks for playing!
>>7214832
Who?
>>7214850
Are there, uh...not any others less pricey?
>She's still searching her body.
>>7214843
....
Now I feel sad. That sounds terrible.
>>7214847
Oh. Congrats, late lady! And thanks!
>>7214859
>continues to rub horns gently
Let me have this
>>7214827
The last to enter gets first place. How quaint.
>>7214847
Congratulations.
>>7214860
Thank you for your time.
It's time I departed for now. Farewell, everyone.
>>7214847
Congratulations Ms. Kanno!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula, you should invite me to play more often, haha.
>>7214865
Theres a capture a vampire quest for 10 zen.
>>7214835
>At this point the creature seems to have stopped finding anything humorous and is forcing itself to laugh.
>>7214847
>>7214860
>The creature nods. It seems to approve of both the winner and the host.
>>7214847
Good shit. Nice going there.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7214860
Congratulations, Fumi. Thank you for hosting, Garnet.
>>7214860
Almost got out of this hell. but get defeated in the last day... thanks for hosting by the way
>>7214865
That's just life. We all have our own natural enemies even though we didn't choose them.
>>7214867
No, go away.
>>7214761
She's only your best friend! She can help you out more than Paula can!
>>7214843
It stinks! Maybe Paula could've had a better life if she didn- so that happens a lot here? I hope they get better.
>>7214854
>>7214865
>>7214871
>>7214875
>>7214888
>>7214893
>>7214897
>>7214901
Don't thank me! Give yourselves a round of applause! You deserve it!
>>7214827
>>7214847
It went beyond the point of boring, I had to end myself for the sake of my sanity and my boredom. Moving on....
>>7214865
>>7214854
>>7214871
>>7214875
>>7214888
>>7214893
Yeah yeah, save it for someone who actually enjoys fighting in this god-forsaken cage.
>>7214849
>>7214840
>>7214906
From what I have seen anyway. They rarely get better so I wouldn't hang on to the hope.
>>7214917
If it were love-making would you enjoy that a little more?
>>7214883
....
Uuuh. Define "capture"?
>>7214906
But I already know you better.
>>7214904
That's so...unfair!
>>7214888
>There's a bit of a quiet POP as a white, glowing sphere flies past the skeleton's head, having come from her outstretched hands.
>>7214917
Ooh. Sorry, lady.
>>7214904
Please!
Rin
>>7214948
Run
>>7214930
Life is unfair. You should know that.
>>7214930
>The creature stops. It now stares at Kurumi.
>Now THIS is the reaction it wanted.
>It shifts its stance slightly, now seeming almost eager for her to continue.
>>7214926
Nope, that sounds abysmally boring as well, I don't care for the purpose of this realm.
>>7214959
Requesting smug
>>7214963
Basket full of fucking sunshine.
>>7214968
Fuck off, I want the other Rin
>>7214972
Requesting no requests.
>>7214917
Don't be like that! Smile and the world smiles with you!
>>7214925
No. That can't happen! Tell Paula who they are and she'll make them feel better!
>>7214930
Even still, she is a nice lady! You two were inseparable one time we saw each other so you had to be friends!
>>7215004
Requesting that you oblige my request
Now powered by request dubs
>>7214959
Is it that way just because everyone chooses to let it be like that?
>>7214960
>Even she seems surprised by it. Then, realizing what she did, Kurumi starts to grin slowly, a bit of a gleam in her now-slitted eyes.
You'd better not do that again.
>>7215009
Really? You think so?
>>7215009
Huh... That one takes me back.
>>7214930
Trap it, we'l send them off to the person who requested it.
>Omae wa mou shindeiru!
>>7215030
Tomare.
>>7215026
AAAHHHHH! Sit still! Paula will make you another one!
>>7215040
>Chekumeito da
>>7215009
The world already smiles to me in the way I want, cutting through its mysteries with a scalp and reveal their secrets. To hell with this arena.
>wew 165 wins with this one, I bet eggman-kun has more
>>7214978
The sunshine is overrated.
>>7215030
Vaa!
>>7215029
>donates zenny
>>7215044
$100
She just trades the $70 for goods and technically keeps the $30.
>>7215048
That was me. I'm sure Fumi doesn't mind.
>>7215023
>The creature raises its hands up to head-level, palms open, and shrugs.
>It seems you can't promise anything in life.
>>7215044
>Taking a picture of a computer screen.
>What.
>>7215009
You can't even help yourself, why are you trying to help others?
>>7215023
There are things that you cannot change, no matter how hard you try. And even if you did, some other problem is going to emerge.
>>7215010
You failed, now no more requests.
>>7215081
L-last try
>>7215044
C.
He lost 30 in cash and 70 worth of goods.
>>7215029
Uuuuuuuuh....
>She awkwardly clears her throat, and slowly shows off a pair of fangs.
>>7215044
Uhm. A?
>>7215070
>A low growl, as if threatening, comes from the vampire.
>>7215081
That sounds too...HOPELESS!
>>7215062
Aww thank you!
>>7215044
The answer is whatever the creator of the question decides it to be, it's a fucking trick.
Gross income for that day if that was the only activity is -30
However he really only lost 100...
>>7215099
And what exactly are you going to do about it?
>>7215099
Want to hand in yourself? Thats a silly way to do a quest! But hey if it works.
>>7215104
>donates even more
I summon ____
>>7215099
>The creature extends its arm and, with it, a single, bony finger.
>It curls it up several times, indicating, in layman's terms: "try me."
>>7215044
The second piece of information isn't relevant to the question
>>7215023
Yeah yeah! You got along real well and when Paula was alone with Elly, she talked about how great you are!
>>7215053
But your words are the opposite of a smile. They sound like someone tired of the world.
>>7215068
But I don't want to give her the same image if she already has it! It might not make sense but she deserves something a little different!
>>7215081
But Paula can help herself! She's doing much better than she was years ago! And because she wants to!
>>7215123
...What would happen if I did?
>>7215110
I...I...I...!
>Kurumi sighs.
I don't know.
>>7215141
>The growl turns to a hiss of sorts, as both her hands start glowing, a humming sound coming from them both.
>>7215171
Huh? What'd she say?
>>7215182
>>7215171
>>7215149
>>7215141
Its treason then.
WAAARRRUGHAGHHA
>>7215171
I got ya. If you want, I could teach you to make wincards that are a little fancier...
>>7215196
Didn't LF make your winscreen?
>>7215182
>The creature holds up one of its arms and looks down at its wrist, as if pretending to check a watch it doesn't have.
>>7215208
He showed me how.
>>7215171
Think about yourself before thinking about others. Those people are doing decently well even without their memories. Unless you're a doctor you won't be able to provide them with any sort of help.
I'm returning to my mansion for now. Goodluck with your friend making.
>>7215182
Then stop acting like a child and believing everything can be sunshine and rainbows. Unfortunately, I have to go for now. I hope you don't terrorize too many humans in my absence.
>>7215171
Because when I'm not researching I'm not having fun, like right now. Nobody is happy all the time.
>tfw you want to seriously pick up a joke filler character as an ava but there are like no pictures of him
[mad_world.m4a]
>>7215236
>no one has yet shown me how to make winscreens
>tfw people might actually pay a little more attention to my gamesif they knew they would get a screen for winning
>>7215266
Who are you? I could teach you.
>>7215266
Hit me up then. Junko Enoshima#9288
>>7215266
Bruh
Just get a photoshop program and do it. Even I know how to do it.
>>7215266
As a tip from someone who has relatively successful games, winscreens are a pain in the ass to make (If you're making good ones) and add like 33% more work to hosting. If you want more people to pay attention to your games makes them UNIQUE.
>>7215260
Same
>>7215297
I have no creativity on codes. So I host defaults and /co/des
>>7215297
Make the game unique, rather.
>>7215304
>>7215304
>The pellets ricochet off the creature's body as it stands there, taking them.
>After a few moments, the creature grabs one out of the air and examines it closely. There is an uneasy silence as it does so.
>After it's done, it squeezes the pellet tightly, disintegrating it in its hand.
>The creature then looks up at Kurumi, expressionless.
>watching the japanese dub of an american series with russian subs
piracy is fun
>>7215304
That's actually something I've never considered before. Thank you anon!
>>7215053
Stop looking smug.
>>7215350
>>7215340
>The pellets are less proper objects and more spheres of magic and energy.
>She stands there, looking slightly perturbed.
>>7215344
>Not quite anon, but happy to help. I think Janus does it with his images, too.
>>7215182
She said that I would really like you and guess whaaaaaatttt? She was right! She also said how super cool and powerful you were!
>>7215192
AHHHHH!
>She fires a lighting bolt at the guy.
Sorry sorry! You scared Paula!
>>7215196
The games that Paula does don't deserve any fancier ones. Not yet anyway.
>>7215243
Paula could direct them to a doctor. Maybe then... oh bye new friend! Bye Riri!
>>7215245
You're not having fun? Research me then!
>>7215350
Hm? Did you say something?
>:^)
>>7215367
I want to cum inside you.
>>7215350
>>7215350
this isn't even my final form
>>7215362
>After a few moments, the creature begins slowly walking towards Kurumi, still staring into her eyes.
>Its gait is confident and consistent, almost as if mechnical.
>>7215311
Try thinking of a theme that you can write custom events about, or at the very least have your games not be nameless
>>7215394
<<7215380
Seems like it was just the wind doing tricks.
>>7215363
Hah, said nobody ever. Don't speak words you might regret saying later on, you. My morals tend to disappear during thorough research.
>>7215363
...I'm strong? How strong?
>>7215391
>Looking nervous, she still holds her ground, unflinching.
>>7215350
>>7215394
You're asking for it
>>7215415
I want to fuck Fumi Kanno.
>>7215394
Any lonely souls out there feel like watching a movie?
>>7215422
I don't. You get more excitement fucking a corpse.
>>7215446
>Okabe
>>7215446
Have you fucked her?
>>7215441
Depends, can we watch WHO KILLED CAPAIN ALEX?
>>7215394
As if! That girl doesn't even have a face! How can she be cute?
>>7215415
H-how bad does it get? Do you use drills? Lasers? Something else terrible?
>>7215416
Paula doesn't know but she thinks you can break rocks! NO, mountains!
>>7215455
Possibly, tilde
>>7215460
Sign me up
>>7215468
TAIGA MAFIA
>>7215471
I've never tried fucking cheese.
>>7215471
Ask cheese fucker
Aka C.C.
>>7215479
COMMANDO
>>7215457
Whatever tool necessary to study anything I think is worth researching about you, which is...nothing, for now.
>>7215494
I want to motorboat those torpedo tits.
>>7215502
Same desu
>>7215502
They are probably fake.
>>7215513
I want to find out with my face desu
>>7215457
Really!? Whoaa....
America is already gone. We must recognize that, pull out the New World Order, prosecute the criminals that have hijacked the Republic that don’t flee, and then reconstitute the Republic. But we must first separate or die to then rejoin. We’ll be back, stay with us.
I wonder who's more dead inside
Fumi or Kiritsugu
>>7215527
Fuck off Kamina Jones
>>7215521
Well, it's your facial features you are putting on the line.
http://lets.rabb.it/886j/oAVvTGlbVz
Stop in for a showing of "Who Killed Captain Alex?: Uganda's First Action Movie"
>>7215558
I'll take one for the team.
>>7215567
Godspeed, son.
First 24
>>7215566
COMMANDO
>>7215494
So nothing's about me is research worthy? Whew! Paula was almost going to wet herself and faint just now! What would make Paula worth studying though?
>>7215524
Kurumi should try it out! Paula will bet it will be fun!
>>7215586
Second best at second place
>>7215586
Reigen Arataka
>>7215586
Kokichi Oma
>>7215586
Roza Shanina
>>7215586
Smug Tyuule
>>7215586
Cinnamon Roll
>>7215586
Araragi
>>7215586
Sylvie Paula Paula
If this turns out to be fake, keep entering! Paula thinks something good will happen if you do!
>>7215586
Mrs Smith
>>7215416
>The creature stops a mere foot or so in front of Kurumi with his omnipresent fixed gaze.
>It seems to be anticipating any sort of response.
>>7215586
Vic Rattlehead
>>7215586
Shuichi Saihara
>>7215586
Elias Ainsworth
>>7215586
Junpei Iori
>>7215586
Tsumugi Shirogane
>>7215586
Yoshikage Kira
>>7215593
Oh right, I almost forgot to give this to you.
>>7215586
Maki Harukawa
>>7215586
Richard Stallman
>>7215586
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>7215586
Oreki Houtarou
>>7215586
Senshougahara
>>7215586
Kurumi
>>7215593
Uuuhm...but on what?
>>7215620
>The confident look returns, but she does nothing, at least at the moment
>>7215593
Correct, you're safe. And I don't know about that yet, when I see something in you worth spending my time I'll approach and make a move, maybe. Don't count on it.
>>7215586
Fumi Kanno.
>>7215586
Girl with a catgun
>>7215640
> fug
>forgot image
>>7215586
Dangan Remover Aleksandr Pistoletov
>>7215586
Captain Jack Sparrow
>>7215586
Korekiyo Shinguji
>>7215586
Firebrand
>>7215586
King Kaito
>>7215586
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7215586
Satou the Absolute Madman.
HG the anime
Who is who and who has what role
>>7215651
>Slowly, the creature reaches its hand up and plants it firmly on the top of Kurumi's head.
>Suddenly, vivid visions of any and all deaths that can and will occur to her flash through her head, most of them gruesome and painful.
>>7215586
Mother
Rikka Takanashi
>tfw I own this figure
>tfw I dropped it day 1 and broke one of the magnets in its feet
>>7215671
more like the semen demon
>>7215886
>owning figurines
Why
>>7215863
Yours truly would be none other than the protagonist!
>>7215873
>Rather than screaming, the vampire just falls dead silent and stiff as a statue.
>>7215899
>not owning figures of your waifu
>>7215901
kys
>>7215901
You uploaded the wrong image
That should be Asuka
Hehehe! Paula doesn't know what will happen if this roster gets five more people! You guys should give Paula five more people!
>>7215636
I love it! Thank you ghost!
>>7215899
credit where credit is due, he could've got a shitty nendoroid instead
>>7215913
>asuka
>favorable in any way, shape, or fotm
kys hoshi
>>7215911
>they don't have figurines of my waifu
You've upset me
>>7215917
Misato
>>7215917
Warspite
>>7215917
Himiko Yumeno
>>7215917
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>7215917
Dangan Remover Artoria Pendragon
>>7215922
No u nigger
I ain't Hoshi
>>7215912
No, "kys" yourself, mortal!
>>7215913
You are not fooling anybody with that poorly concealed disguise.
>>7215907
>After all of the visions are expended, the creature releases its grip, its hand repositioning back at its side.
>The creature leans forward, its face stopping a mere two or three inches from Kurumi's.
>>7215917
I'm a ghost? I'm dead? That would explain angel talking to me, haha.
>>7215957
>She's not even breathing. Just staring.
Aha! No one could've expected this! Paula's such a genius!
I SUMMON _____
>>7215972
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7215625
Hey, Saihara-chan! Do you want us to be in the same team? Quick! Answer quickly! Too late!
>>7215972
>>7215604
>>7215625
Please put me and Saihara-chan in the same team! I'd be really, really, really happy if you did it!
>>7215972
Let's go!
>>7214727
>>7215967
>Fuck, I missed that reply way too hard, s-sorry.
>>7215972
Add "dangan remover to >>7215860 and >>7215654 if you can, please
>>7215957
>>7215970
Are.. Are they ganna kiss?
>>7215972
Looks good to go!
>>7215972
Let us begin.
>>7215972
Rooting dangans
>>7215972
Try *not* to kill us right away this time, eh?
>>7215972
Thank you for hosting.
>>7215976
Kuga
>>7216012
sup
>>7216012
Fuck you yuri a shit
>>7215993
I forgive you! So don't feel bad about it.
>>7215970
>The creature taps her once on the forehead before slowly standing upright again.
>>7215972
>The creature nods. It seems it is ready to begin.
>Turn around and play vidya for 5 (five) minutes
>MISS ANOTHER FUCKING GAME
Curse you Killer 7...
>>7216039
How is that? I've always wanted to play it
>>7216045
It's me hermno, what do you want?
>>7215651
When there's a game, you should practice on the people! Don't worry, they end up coming back!
>>7215654
>It is then clear at this point that there is electricity coursing through her fingers.
Okay science lady! Paula will be on the look out for that!
>>7215967
But that can't be right. Then Paula would have to die too.
>>7215985
>>7215993
Did it! Paula will start soon!
>>7216065
>>7216039
>>7216008
Awww! Hugs and kisses to the both of you! Sorry that you missed it but maybe you won't miss the next one!
>>7216045
I'm the real Kuga!
>>7215994
>>7216032
....
>Slowly, the vampire starts to let out that threatening hiss again.
>>7216065
Really? You think, just that?
>>7216076
Right, captain gets half, you two split the other half, all's fair!
>>7216076
Don't baby me. I will ensure that I am on time for the next match, for now I will observe from the sidelines.
>>7216042
Its a Suda 51 game, ao it's going to be VERY surreal and the plot is going to be confusing. But the soundtrack is comfy as fuck and the gameplay might be simple but it's oddly addicting.
I recommend giving a walk through a watch.
>>7214727
>>7216025
As I was saying, I was just messing around with ASCII binary codes. For that to even be slightly enjoyable I need an actually decent voice, which is something I don't have.
>>7216076
Just in case finding water gets too troublesome later on.
>>7216100
Liking traps is gay
>>7216100
I wanna fuck Suichi Saihara.
>>7216076
It's Summer! Forget how cold it is and but on your swimsuits and have a little fun!
>>7216097
But that's what people do when they think I'm upset. What should Paula do then?
>>7216076
Junpei removing cancer early on, what a man.
>>7216076
>It seems the creature had wanted to break much more, but did not have the time.
>>7216084
>The creature shakes its head and points to where its brain should be.
>It seems to think you have trouble remembering what happened last time.
>>7216122
>After no one else volunteers, he dives in after the damsel in distress, helping her ashore.
>>7216122
It tastes like chicken. Or does chicken taste like seagull? Or do they just taste like each other?
>>7216122
>
>The limbo sticks hits her tits
Ah, I knew that wasn't low enough, I'm sure that servant can do it. Uhuhuhu~
>>7216128
but that wasn't a suicide event
>>7216065
.... T-that's right, forget about that then, I'd rather you not die, especially anytime soon.
>>7216076
>Kaito's nose is now slightly crooked.
A-ah.. M-my face is ruined!..
>>7216084
Aww, it's just fighting, not romance.
>>7216103
A decent voice? But anyone can sing, except those unfortunate people who are mute.
>>7216122
Hmm.. I wonder how everyone back home is? Oh that's right, I need to introduce Paula to them sometime.
>>7216137
>She seems to more give off the impression that she just doesn't care.
>>7216165
Ew.
>>7216122
What is dangan anyway and why is there many removers for it? Is it a cold? Probably is. Does Paula got it? Achoo! She probably does!
>>7216118
F-fuck it
>kills the bout of you
It's finally over...
>>7216122
I have no idea. I'm a hard person to please at times. If you want you can converse with me to pass the time.
>>7216076
>he starts yawning in his chair
Wow thanks, I didn't even have to do anything for this
>>7216176
I've got nothing you want, and I certainly want nothing to do with you, so let's call it even, eh?
>>7216176
>>7216185
>his yawning fades as he falls asleep on his desk
Might Guy Ava When
>>7216176
Fresh sushi, whoever it was it knows a bit about me...
Only good RP beyond this line.
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>>7216168
>The creature shakes its head and begins walking away, in the same mechanical strut.
>>7216176
>It is only conflicted as to how stupid she possibly is.
>>7216168
Haha, but you're both 'monsters' right?
>>7216176
I-it's alright, that part of me can be repaired as well!
>>7216176
The guys are getting cuter when you insult them. Call them more mean names!
>>7216207
Maybe once my drive for arr pee kicks back in. I did use him as filler for a few.
>>7216229
Wilson, this is the arena. Talk already. Weirder things have happened. C'mon. Please?
>>7216165
It's not that I can't sing, it's just not worth listening to it and expect some a good voice to please your ears.
>>7216215
>She makes some harrumphing noise, crossing her arms.
>>7216229
Oww...!
>>7216217
He tried to choke me!
>>7216229
Can you aim the cannons over here? I'll send you the coordinates of my locatiion.
>[tackatackatacka intensifies]
Aaaaand here it comes.
>>7216084
>Sylvie offers a shrug with a confused smile on her face.
Possibly, possibly. Unless Kurumi has a better idea!
>>7216165
Kaito! That's one of the kindest things someone has said to me!
>>7216180
You want to to talk with me? You want to be Paula's friend already?
>>7216185
>>7216198
NIGHT NIGHT!
>Realizing her mistake, she drops her voice down to a whisper.
night night.
>>7216229
If the shot didn't kill it the fall did, so.. It was fast enough that I feel comfortable with it.
>He sighs.
I'm sorry..
>>7216239
You never know until other people listen to it, trust me, I have some experience with singing.
>>7216248
Do the undead need to breath..? I mean, I don't..
Oh wow
>>7216229
>Seeing as how the creature has no skin, all that happens is that its bones merely become more bleached.
>>7216248
>Turning its head back to look at Kurumi one last time, the creature again points to the top of its skull.
>After that, it walks off into the horizon.
>>7216266
Not really worth my time. I'd save that for Karaoke nights with friends, if I had any here.
>>7216229
Guys liking guys? Paula didn't think of that. Could you guys do that again when she is watching?
>>7216229
>he begins to have an annoyed look after he stops shaking his hips
Now you do it, I need to sit down, and do nothing.
>>7216261
It doesn't matter, some guy just had to wake me up to teach him to hula
>he gives an annoyed sigh
what a bother.
>>7216291
>As the human tries to run, the creature grabs him by the throat and easily crushes his windpipe.
>>7216291
Just keep warm, I'll be fine... you
>>7216291
>Both my tributes gone in the same slide
Time to off myself.
>>7216261
I said nothing about being friends. I was only asking if you wanted to hold a conversation with me or not. As for the friend thing, I'm not the greatest at making them since it's not a priority of mine.
>>7216291
>he starts to groan angrily
remind me to never waste my limited energy with helping you
>>7216291
I only have one request. Please dont touch his face/.
Okay! Other than that horrible tragedy, a lot of you collect stuff!
>>7216261
It's probably the only thing that I'm selfish about though, I mean I'm likely to outlive you so.. Could we spend as much of that time together as possible?
>>7216289
Karaoke? Can I come? I could bring some of my family? We really love those nights..
>>7216291
Thank you! It was rather dark out there, in more ways than one..
>>7216335
Huh? Junpei I thought bats were more your thing...
>>7216335
Sorry about this Kaito. May, this sure is loud and clangy
>>7216261
I dunno...I got beat up...baad.
>>7216266
I don't think I do? I dunno...
>>7216335
Sorry, but the dead look in your eyes confused me.
>>7216335
Aren't Summer nights the greatest. That cold, bitter wind howling at your sides?
>>7216298
The hula's a great thing you know! Really helps with your balance and hips!
>>7216315
Sorry, Paula just got a little excited is all! Paula's not the great at making them either so that something we have in common!
>>7216338
We should, we should. Hey Kaito! Can Paula ask something weird of you?
>>7216356
That happens sometimes! Actually that happens a lot of times! That's why you try again and again!
>>7216368
I-It must be really cold if you're asking for something like that...
>>7216356
I wouldn't think you'd need to, you could always take a dive in a pool to check.
>>7216379
Ask something weird, huh? Sure go ahead, but nothing too personal now, haha.
>>7216368
Paula thought ab out giving herself an eyepatch. She doesn't know which eye she should put it over though.
>>7216335
>>7216358
>he starts grumbling more
All I wanted to do was sit here and read my book
Why do you people have to disturb me and kill me?
>>7216379
>he sighs and rolls his eyes
I don't care, I want to be as inactive as possible.
>>7216407
Uh... sorry about that. What's three days though, right? Right?
>>7216379
I suddenly don't feel so good about it.
>>7216392
I don't think I wanna try.
>>7216379
If I may ask. What is with your uniform?
>Garfielf opens the thread door slowly and enters the thread quietly
>after entering the thread Garfielf slowly closes the thread door
>>7216416
Don't you think I'd like to do that too? That's just how things work, if I can't do it neither can you.
>>7216407
This is also not a thunderstorm! When can Paula see one of those?
Hallo hamburger games
>>7216436
You are going to have some serious back problems if you don't already, good lord.
>>7216430
Oh, don't like swimming? Shame, I could die from it but I still like water.
>>7216392
Okay, alright! So here it goes! Can Paula chop off one of your fingers?
>>7216416
Being inactive? That sounds like fun! Can Paula join you in being inactive?
>>7216430
You don't feel good? Does Paula need to feed you again?
>>7216436
My outfit? Do you hate it? Paula just combined all the things she likes into it!
>>7216440
Woah-oh-oh! A giant cat! This place has everything!
>She holds her arm out.
Shake!
>>7216453
Helloh, Gaifriend
>>7216440
>pets
Good kitter
>>7216471
Cun I healp you?
>>7216447
It's like getting hit by a truck, geeze. Though, still less painful than getting ripped to pieces by animals
>>7216453
>waves to the orange cat
Hello. I do not believe I have seen you in a while.
>>7216474
Hallo mr.anonimosse.
>>7216477
Hanks anon.
>>7216447
What is snu snu? Can Paula do it to others?
>>7216447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUPAIwM9I7E
>>7216484
Whu are you again?
>>7216446
>he gives an annoyed look
You can't stop me from trying to do nothing. I won't accomplish anything whether you like it or not.
>>7216471
You can be as inactive as you want
>he puts his palm in his face and then gradually shifts it to scratch the back of his neck while clearly annoyed
as long as you don't bug me
>>7216491
At least one person liked all the coconuts I brought.
>>7216471
I.. What? Uh.. What's this for exactly? I mean I can replace them, but I've lost body parts to worse people... So, sure.
>He holds out his left hand.
Better to lose it on the left since I'm a righty..
>>7216506
>she puts a hand to her chest
Ah. I am Tyuule. And you are?
>when extends a hand for him to shake
>>7216491
If you had fought back you would have had a much bigger chance, I don't understad why would you try to run away...
>>7216511
Yo really think so? I'm not so sure, I think it would be easy to force you to do something.
>>7216514
I-It's much better if you don't see it coming, right?... There's no fear at all...
>>7216514
Paula wants a toy like that! She wants a toy.
This one seems like it's gonna end soon. I'll leave this here in case you all need a nice game to tide you over.
>>7216556
>>7216556
>>7216556
>>7216556
>>7216556
>>7216556
>>7216529
>Garfielf extends his right arm and snakes hands with Tyuule
Garfielf, teh king of sunny funnies.
>>7216461
Uh. I dunno why. I just...have a pretty bad feeling about it.
>>7216471
Huh? Nonono, not that! I mean, just...demoralized. Especially with that weird skeleton.
>>7216454
What are you talking about? My back so perfectly fine.
>>7216471
I have no reason to hate it, it's just bizarre to me.
>>7216547
Hooray! The game of nothing extends to night too!
>>7216561
We don't need you dragging us to where the real cancer is, nigger
>>7216561
>ERP Medusa
Oh baby.
>>7216593
So, who do you think should die first?
>>7216480
Hmm... It looks like he doesn't know that rick. Ooh, roll over!
>>7216511
You got it dude!
>Sylvie sits down Indian style but even then she is bouncing happily.
Paula hopes she isn't bugging you!
>>7216521
Thank you, thank thank thank thannnnnnk yooooooouuuuu! Now can Paula get something to chop it off with?
>>7216589
The skeleton guy? Oh right! Isn't he just so cool?
>>7216591
People say a lot meaner things about it than you did! But yours is a bit weird too. You're showing as much stomach as Paula is. Poke!
>>7216569
>she shakes Garfielf's hand and smiles overly sweetly
It is nice to meet you Garfielf. I bid you good tidings and hope you are doing well. Good day.
>she releases her hold on his hand and steps away from him, before walking away and leaving the thread
>>7216628
He tried to kill me!
Whooooa~! So this is where Clemont does his adult stuff, huuuuh~?
>Arrives with a silly grin on her youthful face and a growing dampness on her spats.
>>7216657
Wrong thread.
>>7216628
This is the uniform I received at the start of my service career. I was simply stating I've never seen a get up quite like yours.
>7216657
>kicks the child out of the thread
>>7216628
Am no doggo miss I'm a kat.
>>7216649
And gudo day to you.
>>7216610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
>>7216545
Whatever you want, I refuse already
>he yawns
Don't even try with me
>>7216628
>he glances over and frowns
As long as you aren't too loud you won't be.
Could someone make a thread for Paula? For some reason it's not working.
>>7216657
Hehehe... I hope you all don't mind if I do my dirty business heeere! Dedenne is too tired to bring out his willy and my brother's too busy tinkering with Sere- ...oops, I mean his inventions~!
>Plops her lolibutt down on a nearby couch, placing her fingers on the outline of her puffy loli pussy through her spats and digging in. She giggles and pants a little, her hips bucking forward.
W-Woooww... Adult stuff is so fuuun for a little girl like meee~
>>7216666
But this is where big bro said he does that weird adult stuff with Sereeenaaa...!
>>7216684
You can refuse all you want, but there will be a moment when you'll be forced to do something, and you'll not like it.