ITT: Pokemon are Real Who do you enjoy watching the most

>>7212042
The snivy.
I don't get why he has so much hate.
He seems like a sweet little guy.
Really cute, too.

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Should I come there and fight you guys instead?

>>7212042
Emrys and Lucy. The Zangoose and Lucario, respectively.

How the fuck does no one else realize they have names?

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>>7212097
least they get some recognition.

>>7212042
Don't know honestly

>>7212097
The Turtwig and The Deerling also have names apparently but no one calls them by it

>>7211965
Some of the outer cameras are still knocked out from yesterday but aye.
If someone could go and reposition the aft camera that would be nice.

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>>7212042
i enjoyed the cooking show they did.
the food looked delicious, and it was when i tried it as well.

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>>7211518
... what are 'beaches' like?

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>>7212162
They're an area where the ocean meets the land. With sand and rocks. They're a very nice place to be when you need time to think.
Or a nice place to go with someone you love.

>The Zangoose begins to laugh his ass off at something the Lucario said

>rewinding and cutting out the wind reveals she said the Aether Foundation might have attacked the duplicate boat someone wished for

>The crew is now rolling on the deck laughing

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Man this stream is getting boring.

>>7212347
Wew.
Way to go Aether.

Can someone kill off Turtwig? He's so boring.

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>>7212366
want me to do a little dance?

>>7212407
Or kill his shitty girlfriend off. He's an attention whore.

>>7212347
Aether's really needs to fire their intel team, these two ships are nothing alike.

The S.S. Anne will never rest at this pace.

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>>7212464
Hey not bad.

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>>7212347
Does this mean we can do another cooking thing now?
>>7212366
Checked. Also, we think Aether attacked the wrong boat.

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>>7212489
Lame, should I come attack ya? I don't got much to lose pretty sure I'm cursed to come back forever.

>>7212489
Give me a time and I'll put up an announcement.

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>>7212508
same fampai....

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>>7212407
No U
>>7212473
She* and she's not an attention whore, how about you're a faggot. Checkmate

>>7212538
At least I've evolved and have more character growth than you faggot.

>>7212553
I wouldn't be arguing with the snapping turtle if I were you.

>>7212562
Yeah true. Specially one with no character past "i love my gf" like a tumblr poster.

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>>7212508
We'd rather not have another fight, bro, but if you want to swing by and have a drink, we're game. Just don't mummify anybody, okay?

>>7212584
Oh you sweet summer child

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>>7212196
I see.
I have heard the sunsets are quite romantic.
If this proves to not be the case we can make them so, yes?

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>>7212530
I've gotten over it. You either go crazy or get empty. I got both.
>>7212591
Ehhh. Maybe.

>>7212553
>it's dragontit(less)

How about fuck you, I choose not to evolve, not yet anyway
>>7212584
>not loving your Gf
Wow what a faggot

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>>7212639
(Forgot pic, fuck me)

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>>7212508
>>7212530
It isn't coming back if you don't die or pass on guys

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today sure was a tiring day, but it really was a fun day

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>>7212633
They are very romantic and I'd love to see many with you. O-of course we can.
>He flusters a bit.

How do I fuck my pokemon.

>>7212697
Very carefully.

>>7212631
I've been here since the first thread m8
>>7212639
get more character

>>7212707
Oh it's you, the washboard

>>7212723
Man okay I just dont like his characters, you feel? I don't feel like they have any depth. All of the others on the boat have depth but his is like...

>>7212707
I do have character, I'm just busy on the ship to actually post here -Turtwig

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>>7212652
>or pass
right.

>>7212697
Fuschiafag here.
Make sure they're cool with it first or they will probably rip you up worse than my Vaporeon ripped up my sis for trying to nab her.

>>7212042
I don't know, I haven't watched long enough to form an opinion.

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>>7212757
Hey, buddy! How'd the thing with the police shake out? You had me worried.

>>7212736
I can respect not liking characters, not every character is going to strike a match with everyone.
Which of the boat characters do you like, if you don't mind my asking?

>>7212817
Nevermind I should shut the fuck up.

>>7212806
Police saw Vapey knock the last of bitch sister Charmless' friends' Pokemon out, then Charmless rushed in herself despite breaking out in hives and grabbed Vapey. That went about as well as you'd expect.
Police won't pursue criminal charges on this one, given the record on Charmless. So, I'm in the clear.

>>7212863
Turt still doesnt have any character :^)

>>7212921
You're opinion mate -Turtwig (not using images cause it's only one reply)

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>Burns some incense.
Anyway.

Ahahahah tune in the news, the Aether killteam that bumbled their way into the S.S. "Anne" is now in a firefight with the IP on that boat.
They're getting their shit pushed in.

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>>7213460
Holy shit.

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>>7213460
hah, nice.
i hope helmet-head caught one in his teeth.

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>>7213460
Classy. I bet their intelligence guys are getting reamed for this one as we speak. How much violence were they bringing, by the way?
>>7212888
Nice trips and good work. Sometimes, people have to touch the stove to learn it's hot. As long as she's not permanently messed up, which it doesn't sound like she is, everything should be fine.

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>>7213569
Aether had 4 attack helicopters, enough Electrodes to blast the ship thrice over and 20+ goons with shock batons and some decidedly aether looking rifles. Now they can slap them illegal manufacture of weapons on their already long list of crimes.

The IP brought half the Kalosian and Unovan navies. I assume they haven't just blown them the fuck out because they still wish to get the ship back in a reasonably sea worthy state.

Only Aether would be dumb enough to plaster their brand on their illicit activities.

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Man is it time to get drunk already?
Come on guys I'm bored just watchin' you guys stand around.

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>>7212686
Let's go, shall we?
>As they float along Gadreel knots together Nightshades and moon flowers, eventually plopping a flower crown on Darkrai's head

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>>7213751
That's a shitton of violence. If they had the right target they might actually have killed one of us. Probably me, because I'm squishy and already have lingering injuries.
As for their own brand, I doubt they could trust and recruit a deniable asset for this.

I think I'm going to watch some extreme sports compilations with my brother and take some calcium supplements.

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>>7213825
Oh! Of course.
>He flushes a little when the crown is put on him.
You make me a killer crown like this and I have nothing for you? Hm, it isn't much but-
>He awkwardly floats above the other and- Well, somehow gets a Gracidea Flower next to his antenna.
How is that? I'll be sure to make you something better later, sweetheart.

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>>7213825
>>7213948
SCREW ALREADY!

I really wish those two hadn't found a blind spot and eventually just got so horny they started fucking on camera again.

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>>7214415
Bro, just watch somebody who doesn't care. There are enough dudes like that on this boat.
>>7214165
Not everything has to be boners, bro.

>>7214642
Yeah but I'm not into gay shit and Croagunk ain't my type

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>>7214642
What have I been alive for 12,000 years for, then?

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>>7214651
There's a whole wide internet, bro.
>>7214653
If everything was boners, boners would get boring. You gotta space it out, bro. Take some chill moments, some cuteness, maybe some non-boner action going on.

>>7214653
howd you die coffinbro?

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>>7214985
I get you I like to be cute. I'm hella fucking cute.
>>7214996
That's a pretty long story, you sure you care?

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>>7215036
If you're up to sharing then I'm up for storytime too, bro.

>>7215036
YES TELL US THE STORY

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>>7215036
i would certainly be interested in hearing it.

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>>7215131
>>7215136
>>7215166
Alright take your seats kids.

A loooong time ago in a kingdom with a name long forgotten there were two princes. The eldest was a warrior that was strong and noble, he had won several battles with his instinct alone. The youngest, a scholar he loved to study and knew how to keep a city standing, keep the people happy among many other things.

The king favored the youngest because peacetime had come and the kingdom needed someone to manage it rather than expand it. So he picked the youngest as his heir. Of course the eldest was, for lack of a better word, pissed the fuck off.

But he worked with the other, being his war adviser after he had been crowned. But, all was not well with the eldest. He plotted assassination. An assassination to make himself king.

And it was very simple. A drink. The poison of a Skorupi, venom of an Ariados and the toxins of a Scolipede.

Simple as that. And the king was dead. Buried in a tomb and forgotten, perhaps even cursed by the new king.

To live forever.

>>7215309
>The youngest, a scholar he loved to study
YOU MEAN A FUKIN NERD

>>7215309
And that's the story your parents told you before you got crushed under a rock and became a Yamask.

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>>7215348
Hey!
>>7215386
Oh I'm crushed by that!

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>>7215348
rude.
>>7215309
that sounds really shitty and fucked up man. salty cunt hopefully bit it not long after though.

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>>7213948
>He totally didn't peak up the skirt
>Nope
>That's definitely not why he's blushing
A Gracidea?
Never before have I seen one.
It is beautiful, many thanks.
>Gadreel boops Darkrai in his form of makeshift kiss

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>>7215404
Been a while. But I think the kingdom fell soon after the scholar's death.
Heehee.

>>7215309
That's, like, unbelievably shitty, bro. You were the best guy for the job and everyone knew it. You even gave your bro a high office to make up for not being the big kahuna. And still, he pulled that, betraying family and probably screwing over the people, too. I don't mean to offend or anything, but I can totally see why you didn't move on.

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>>7215431
>He kisses the other back.
I'm glad you enjoy it! It is as beautiful as you are. I want you to have many beautiful things.
Was it that good? You're blushing a lot.

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>>7215473
(oops forgot my pic)
>>7215450
I'm guessing the "new management" found out the hard way that running a kingdom wasn't all wine-soaked parties and wearing the biggest, shiniest hat?

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>>7215473
I should probably act a little more proper, but I'm trying to move past that life.
>>7215515
Essentially. I think he actually was invaded. A bit ironic, hm?

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>>7215539
The only way it could be more ironic is, like, if he lost because he couldn't manage taxes, noble's loyalties, supply lines - all the stuff that a scholar would know to keep in mind.

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>>7215650
Keh heh heh. Probably.
So what's your before being a pokemon story, huh?

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>>7215672
I was a surfer who dabbled in other extreme sports. Lived in Kanto for a few years, learned to surf there, and moved with my folks to Alola at age ten or so. I was the troublemaker of the family, always getting bored and doing something dangerous or teaching other people how to do crazy stunts like me. Then, a few months back, my crazy stunts caught up with me. I tried to pull a stunt off, had a beam I thought was secure give out, and got my legs smashed in, like, I don't even remember how many different places. Anyway, I went back to Kanto, mopey as hell about my hobbies and job being smashed along with my legs. I tried some quack cures, used some questionable substances.
Then, I woke up like this with legs un-fucked. I thought it was a dream for nearly three days. I was back in action, and better than ever.

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>>7215983
Hey see that's it man! That's great, isn't it? Just watch your stuff and you'll be surfin' large forever.
Besides pokemon are tougher than humans.

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Sometimes I wonder if something I tried to fix my legs works on Pokemon biology but not humans, but that's all old waves now.
I don't think I'd go back even i I had the chance handed to me, bro. This is pretty awesome. Sure, I've got some new worries, but my big bro accepts it, my new friends accept it, and I've got some cool new moves and ways to be useful even if I someday manage to shake the whole 'outlaw' thing off.

>tfw threads have been dead

>>7216218
>Discord is quiet too, all the chat is in the ooc channel

>>7216253
>pls im so lonely

>>7215983
>>7216029
Now, what we're still trying to find out is how he became a pokemon in the first place, and same for the rest of his crew.

They say Jirachi did this to every single human, then Palkia or Dialga reversed it. Kind of odd since a lot more people would have remembered it. Asking around the event of the supposed day of the wishening an odd time/space fluctuation happened, a localized distortion commonly associated to Teleport but on a considerably larger scale.

So maybe in a parallel world that did happen, they got shunted off into this world and think everything got fixed.


On the other hand, I had a very vivid dream of being a magnezone while society collapsed around me.

>>7216273
its just the twilight hours before the Dead hours
Don't worry everyone will slowly start to come back hopefully in like 6-8 hours

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>>7216320
The Captain's on board with the Jirachi / Palkia explanation, I know that much. Also, with my story above, I thought I was dreaming for a long time, like, longer than anyone else I've had the chance to ask about it. It would be nice to know for sure, bro, but I'm not too worried about the how. I'll let actual scientists figure that out. Except Aether Foundation, fuck those guys.

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>>7215487
>He somehow flushes even more, his entire face practically a pitch black
.... y-yes. It was fantastic, though not quite as much so as you.

>>7216320
Fuschiafag here.
Magnezone, huh? I think I had a dream like that around that time. I'm going to just call that day the beginning of the weird. My dream involved being an Eevee, though, and my Vaporeon trying to find an evolution stone for me. Looking back, how long did your dream last? Mine felt like twenty four hours even.

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>>7216403
>He leans in and kisses Gadreel.
Thank you, I love you so. I hope I can make you blush as you are now more in the future.
>He chuckles a bit.

>>7216394
If you could remember any details of the surroundings that would be good. And I doubt Aether has any real scientists left, only the complete nutters.

>>7216403
How does a ghost even blush you don't have blood or any internal organs whatsoever.

>>7216505
(His internal anatomy is composed of a black ectoplasm type substance. It imitates human anatomy because he was a human. He can still eat and blush and stuff, but neither are necessary)

Did Dhelmise anon ever come back?

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>>7216505
Well, bro, I woke up at first in a seedy motel room somewhere in Kanto. It's where I'd passed out last. I remember a lot of Pokemon acting, like, completely bizarrely to me, and getting out of town as soon as I scavenged up some food. I just started walking the nearest Route, looking at the abandoned bikes and other stuff until I found the next town and hopped into another motel room somebody had left unlocked.
That was the only day I don't remember seeing any other humans, next day I stumbled up right as someone was coming to clean the motel room.
I imagine pic related was more than stressful for a lot of people if the Jirachi / Palkia theory's true (which I think it is, personally)

>>7216438
>>7216394
I didn't really think about how much my dream lasted between the shock (at having no hands), the shock (as that most people took to being a pokemon now badly and started to cause a mess) and the shock (at zapping other pokemons that fought me)

But it was about 24 hours, as well.

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>>7216698
Based on what I'm hearing here, bro, I want to ask some other Pokemon about that day, see what they remember. If they had the same dreams for the same amount of time, that would line up neatly with the whole Jirachi and Palkia thing.
. .
.>>7216438
Fuschiafag, if we suppose the Jirachi / Palkia theory here, that might have contributed to your Vaporeon being so closely, and now, like, romantically attached to you now.

>>7216549
(Fascinating)

>>7216689
Guess things didn't go as badly in more sparsely populated areas.
And yeah, that was not at all an experience I'd like to relive. At least you lucked out on the psychic powers.

So apparently pokemon moves can be used for sexual, according to those guys on the boat.

Man these cameras are fucking interesting, I'm actually LEARNING something.

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>>7216861
Okay, confession time, bro: I didn't even use them until halfway through day two, after I started seeing humans around again.
They do make typing and cooking and such way easier, pic related.
Speaking of the pic, though, I don't know if I could do anything as fancy or sophisticated as play piano with these abilities. Maybe its's worth looking into?

>>7216827
I'm going to guess the crew does have a higher chance to have remembered the "dream", humans that remembered it seems to be a very small minority. Or we would have news about a widespread collective dream at the same time.

>>7216870
A day without learning something new is a day wasted.

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>BULK UP
HELLO EVERYONE
I HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN ENJOYING WATCHING MY STUPENDOUS BEAUTY
YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A LACK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY MAGNEFICEINT MUSCLES ON THIS SHOW EVER AGAIN

>>7216974
Fuschiafag here, I'd guess it's under one in two hundred for us. Not sure about Pokemon though, that's worth looking into.
>>7216960
Keep us posted about what you find, I'll ask Vapey about it in the morning.

>>7216960
Maybe with some training it could result in some real impressive playing. And by "some", I mean a lot.

>>7217012
It's almost 5 Am why are you awake
Why am I awake
Why is everyone else awake now

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>>7217079
MY MUSCLES NEVER SLEEP DARLING

>>7216870
...Do they work on humans?

What moves were they using?

I'm curious, morbidly curious.

>>7217406
I have been watching them from afar with binoculars for quite some time now
and I am pretty sure that I saw that Zangoose and Lucario sneak of the ship and use double team to have like a foursome or something with just themselves

>>7217451
Oh Arceus I can only imagine.

...How the fuck does Double Team even work? Some Pokemon start moving so fast they leave perfect after images and then a lot of others make perfect clones with varying degrees of control, what's up with that, and do they like, share physical sensations?

Shit like this is why we need to stop funding the Aether Fuckheads and start funding the research into the REAL questions.

>>7217535
Considering that there are no known cases in between the 800+ known pokemons where Double Team effectively made the user offensively, it's just afterimages.

>>7217406
Now you've got me considering the possibilities of psychic moves.

>>7217607
Really? Because I can touch two Eevees at the same time when she uses the move. It's weird though, you literally can't tell which one is real.

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>>7217451
haha....

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I am the claws that clack in the night!
The tail that stings evil!
I am Gliscor!

>>7220158
Hai Gliscor.

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>>7220175
Greetings! Yesterday there was a shootout on the S.S. Anne but I took care of all those thugs!
How are you, citizen?

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>>7220212
Chilling on the flying version of the S.S. Anne.
I feel like taking a chance at dubs though, check 'em.

alright i set up all this direct ip crud
does this thing work?
great
hey here's a piece of advice: turn your cameras off if you want aether to stop coming for you

>>7220240
Aether has more pressing issues than the ship, like their defective intel team, having a good chunk of their field operatives dead or under arrest and their leadership on the run.

>>7220673
how about something more important? like a counter for null
a fucking beast killer killer

>>7220702
Has the Zangoose fought the Null yet?

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>>7220240
We're not in control of those, or we would. Palkia's being a fucking troll and apparently the world loves us.

I'm just waiting for the next shoe to drop and the whole place to get flooded with Goodra pheromones.

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>and thus Buzzswole decided to leave the ship, after spending his short stay onboard helping the crew train and showing them and the world watching them his magnificent muscles

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>>7220873
Stop jinxing it dude.
Don't you fucking do it!
I'd rather not have palkia do something like drop a horny goodra on board.

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>>7221093
;^)

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>>7221135
I'm blaming the captain.

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>>7221135
Pls no I don't want to go back into that hell

>>7221135
>Livestream chat announcement:
>Queen bitch of space on deck

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>>7221463
I AM NOT CERTAIN THAT 'QUEEN' IS AN ACCURATE TERM, AND I WOULD PREFER IF YOU REFRAINED FROM REFERRING TO MY BROTHER AS A 'BITCH'

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>>7221520
Would I get in trouble If I called Palkia a bitch in his face?
Also how are you doing man?

>>7221520
>>7221561
>brother
>his
wait
what
my god...

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>>7221583
you called? ;^)

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>>7221583
If I stand correct then legendaries can be whatever the fuck they want to be.
I have no idea what I gotta call Palkia.
Not that I'm going to give it effort.

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>>7221561
I WOULD NOT APPRECIATE IT
HE IS STILL MY BROTHER AND A GOD, SO I WOULD ASK YOU TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT IN AT LEAST THE WAY YOU TALK TO HIM, IF NOT THE WAY YOU ACT
THE WOUNDS HEALED MOMENTS AFTER THE BATTLE
IN TRUTH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SIMPLE MATTER TO TAKE CARE OF HAD HE NOT INVOLVED MY OTHER BROTHERS
>>7221583
WE LEGENDARIES HAVE ALL SETS OF GENITALIA
WE TRANSCEND YOUR HUMAN CONCEPTS OF GENDER, BUT OFTEN FIND THE MASCULINE TERMS TO BE MORE FITTING

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
>>7221520
Aw, heck, how's it going, sir?
>>7221608
I'm going to give it effort. It's not like I have much else to put effort towards except... actually I have a fair few things to put effort towards.

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>>7221607
Please don't dump that shit on us Palks the last time I was infected with that stuff the whole world became pokemon

>>7221607
Why is that Dialga always have to yell when you you have a perfectly good indoors voice

>>7221608
>>7221636
Well Palkia always referred to itself as a "she" in here. If I'm not imagining things.

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>>7221636
Right so no calling the god of space a cockmongering fag.
Or a bitch, cunt, retard, or anything in that order.
Noted.
Thanks.

I'm probably indebted to Palkia either way, and he/she/it will one day come and ask for a favour in exchange the planting of the cameras, until that day comes I have nothing to fear.
After that day, my butt will not be the same ever again.

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>>7221669
Going to second this, based on my brother's descriptions it's not a pleasant experience to be high on that stuff.
>>7221682
Hey, don't tempt fate here? Please?
>>7221679
Based on what >>7221636 is saying, as long as you don't call them late for offering call you should be fine.

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>>7221679
yeah, but i use 'bro' and 'dude' when talking about myself famalam
and bro has to be able to influence time with just his voice
it doesn't get quieter

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>>7221713
Alright I'l pipe down.
He does has his good sides.

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>>7221665
IT IS GOING 'WELL'
I DO WISH THE ALIEN HAD NOT INVOLVED MY BROTHERS FROM UNOVA
>>7221679
I DO NOT YELL
YOUR HUMAN EARS ARE MERELY TOO WEAK TO HANDLE THE VOICE OF TIME
FITTING FOR HOW WEAK EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF YOUR KIND IS
>>7221682
YOU ARE BEGINNING TO TEST AT MY PATIENCE
PLEASE CEASE REFERRING TO MY BROTHER IN SUCH A MANNER

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>>7221820
Already quit dude as I stated here >>7221767
Go buy glasses grandpa you obviously need them.

>>7221762
That actually makes sense.

>>7221820
Chill out

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>>7221857
...what are you doing
Smeargle you jackass you're asking to get thrown into a time distortion bubble and die of old age.

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>>7221879
Atleast I won't be as much of an old fuck as dialga is.

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>>7221857
>>7221908
MY TEMPERS HAVE BEEN RUNNING HIGH EVER SINCE DEFENDING YOUR CREW FROM THAT ALIEN
YOU OWE ME, AND I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO CONSIDER YOUR NEXT WORDS CAREFULLY, RUNT.

>>7221928
Right now I'm real glad I'm not one of Dialga's champions.

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>>7221928
...I kinda wanted to try that burn thing.
You kept saying how no one was able to deliver you a succesful burn.
I'm sorry, I won't try again.

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>>7221940
THEY WONT BE MY CHAMPIONS FOR MUCH LONGER IF THEY KEEP UP THIS LINE OF BEHAVIOR
I REFUSE TO KEEP TODDLERS AS CHAMPIONS

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>>7221957
Dialga, on behalf of the Farsail crew I apologize, this guy has been pumped full of testosterone by that Buzzwole if I hear right, he's probably running a little hot right now.

...man is this what kissing ass feels like? I am sorry about this, but this feels... demeaning.

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HELLO PENCILS
I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN MISSING ME AND MY MIGHTY PECS TOO MUCH

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>>7221957
HA!

they are all toddlers you are right.

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>>7222012
Shut up gengar your already dead.

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>>7221928
>>7221941
>>7221977
... I APOLOGIZE. MY MOOD HAS BEEN ILL ENOUGH RECENTLY TO MAKE FRIENDLY BURN FESTS IMPOSSIBLE.
I WILL PERHAPS PARTICIPATE IN ONE SUCH CONTESTS AFTER THE NEXT ALIEN IS DEALT WITH.
YOU HAVE ABOUT A DAY OR TWO.
>>7222012
YOU ARE ONE TO SPEAK, GIVEN YOUR BODILY PROPORTIONS.

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>>7221957
Uh, guys? We should probably start shaping up. Fast. I don't think he's bluffing.

Fuck, my claim to fame is hitting dudes like a savage, and somehow I'm the voice of reason.
This is somehow the most bizarre thing to happen.

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>>7222031
i do have stubby arms and legs...

>>7222020
your fault.

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>>7222031
>Another Ayy Lmao attack in the next day or so
Mother fucker, here I was hoping we could keep the streak going for a week.

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>>7222048
Hey I had the bandages all fixed up on you but you just kept bleeding out.
I tried my best dude.

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>>7222031
WHO ARE YOU TO INSULT MY TRAINEES BODY SHAPES
YOUR FOREHEAD IS LARGE ENOUGH TO HAVE ITS OWN ECOSTYSTEM

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>>7222052
This one won't be bringing a full team, at least. We should be able to hold steady.
I'd like to be back-line, though. I don't bounce back as fast as a Pokemon and already have some lingering injuries.

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>>7222091
No kidding dude, you bashed the last one's face in, take a break. Though if Dialga's prediction is accurate and it doesn't come back today we're ALL getting the longest break we've had since we started this adventure.

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>>7222089
IT HOUSES MY BRAIN, WHICH I HONESTLY DOUBT YOURS DOES GIVEN THE SIZE OF YOUR CRANIUM
I AM NEVER CERTAIN WHETHER YOU ARE TRAINING YOURSELF FOR A MALE MOSQUITO OR FOR AN ANCIENT ROMAN NOBLE, GIVEN THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNDLE OF GRAPES READY TO BURST

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>>7222031
I should be back in Sinnoh soon.
As your servant, I hope I can help you in some way.

>>7222119
>>7222031
You might want to not speak much of the predictions, what if something decided to strike at the same time or soon after.

>>7222089
Consider the following: leg day

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>>7222206
Then it would be nothing new. We've fought a lot of threats back-to-back or at the same time

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>>7222124
AT LEAST I HAVE MUSCLES UNLIKE YOU
YOU HAVE SO MUCH FLAB THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A MARSHMALLOW MADE LOVE TO A POTATO

>>7222236
No reason to make it harder on yourselves either.

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>>7222206
I NEVER GIVE EXACT DESCRIPTIONS OF WHAT HAPPENS, SO IT IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE THAT ANOTHER GROUP COULD JUMP IN.
HOWEVER, IF AN UNINTENDED GROUP JUMPED IN AND ALTERED THE EVENTS IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T PLEASE ARCEUS THEY WOULD BE DOOMING THEIR ENTIRE TIMELINE TO COLLAPSE.
MOST PREFER NOT TO RISK IT.

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>>7222250
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOUR TINY CRANIUM HAS RUINED THE OPTICAL PORTION OF YOUR BRAIN OF DUBIOUS EXISTENCE, CONSIDERING MY BODY IS A SMOOTH PLANE MADE OF DIAMOND AND STEEL TEMPERED BY THE FORGE OF TIME
IT IS MUCH STRONGER THAN THOSE WATER BALLOONS YOU CALL MUSCLES WILL EVER BE, AND EVEN IT IF WEREN'T I STILL DO NOT NEED CONSTANT BODILY IMPROVEMENT TO GIVE MYSELF A PLACE IN THIS UNIVERSE
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT HERACROSS AND PHEROMOSA WILL REPLACE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT IF YOU EVER STOP DEVOURING PROTEIN LIKE A SNORLAX AT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET?

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>>7221463
.... Just curious, but does the livestream catch these epic burn sessions?
Kinda think it would be worthwhile for you to somehow get them on your site.

godamn that croagunk just bent a steel pipe with her legs
how is that audino still alive?

>>7222420
Since they're doing them on camera, yes. For everyone to see.
I save the sessions for posterity, but I'm quickly running out of space and will need additional drives.

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This is Gabby reporting live from Sunnyshore city where a mysterious colossal pokemon has appeared and is heading towards the city.
An evacuation order has been given and city officials refuse to state exactly what pokemon it is.

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........

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SKREEEEONK

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>>7222559
>>7222571
>>7222584
I am SO glad we've got another week before we get there. Fighting some big ass monster mon is NOT what I want to deal with when we touch down at the Spire.

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>>7222571
>>7222584
What the hell is that monstrosity?!

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>smashes the Vista lighthouse completely ignoring an entire army of Gym leader trained pokemon attacking it

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>>7222535
How popular are they?
I know I find them fun as fuck to watch.
>>7222642
... Yeah, fuck that.
Sunnyshore can burn.

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>steps on the gym flattening, it like was nothing, heading further inland towards the dirrection of Mt. Coronet

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>>7222610
>>7222657
So how far is this monster from us?
I wanna help.

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>>7222657
Agreed
>>7222680
Hey Dialga, looks like you've got someone who might be able to handle your burns! We'll be there in a week if you're still duking it out.

Please don't duke it out for a week I don't want to deal with this shit when we get there.

>>7222696
Dude we're not even close yet, this thing's faster than over water but it's not THAT fast

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>>7222705
Maybe I could get Palkia to get me there.
I did made a promise to Yveltal about using my moves to protect balance and to help out.
I'm not gonna disappoint him.
I gotta get there somehow.

>>7222657
Buzzwole's popularity deflated just as much as his legs.

Dialga is climbing up fast.

>>7222680
Oh fuck

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>>7222680
sure am g-glad i-m not there!!!!

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>>7222696
>>7222705
fuck this.
im summoning my own extra dimensional monster.

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>>7222901
isnt that like cheating?

>reaches Mt. Coronet leaving a trail of death and destruction in its wake
SKREEEONK

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>>7222919

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>>7222901
Is that the call of duty?
If I'm not gonna make it, send my body back to the ship.

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>>7222680
>On the surface of Mt Coronet a massive hole in space forms with an audible tearing and screeching
>From the hole in space a massive serpent emerges and roars, a sound loud enough to burst the eardrums of anyone within a mile and to be heard across most of Sinnoh

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>>7222939
SKREEEONK
>charges as the massive snake jaws prepared to bite it with all its force

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>>7222939
>>7222971
h-holy shit!

Streamposter here, this is the first time shit's gotten broke and the S.S. Fucked Up Reality Show hasn't been right in the fucking middle.

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>>7222971
>The Dalamadur slithers out of the way of the bite and wraps around the monster, surface temperature jumping to 1600 C as it prepares to spew magma from its jaws

> World-threatening fight
> Giant extradimensional monsters duking it out
> Watching a bunch of Pokemon trying to squeeze into a tub
what is my life

>>7223055
This is also the first time the stream has dipped in viewers, and just barely because of >>7223095

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>>7223056
>responds by attempting to swipe at the snake Coils that are wrapped around it while charging its own atomic breath attack

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>>7223114
So they're watching the monster fight instead of Pokemon sex?
Can't blame them - I've never seen a 1100 ft magma spewing snake before. T
Think a master ball will work?

>Zangoose says Palkia was throwing Lucario Plushies everywhere at some point in the past
What? I'm looking through the records on the site and I'm not seeing any Lucario Plushies, when was this?

>>7223095
>>7223114
It's because for the first time we get to see them react to a fight without being in it, and it's a welcome distraction from the fact that the real monsters are duking it out.

>>7223140
It certainly wouldn't hurt to try.

>>7223143
Cameras were not yet installed at that point. Maybe if you ask nicely he will drop one or one hundred plushies your way next time the ship is having a region wrecking fight over your hometown.

>>7223140
I'm watching both, dualscreen supremacy :^)

Seriously though if there aren't a dozen overconfident Trainers hiding in the rubble or underbrush with Pokeballs I'll eat my fucking hat.

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>>7223128
>The Snake lets out another earsplitting, magma spewing shriek as the claws pierce its scales, one of the razor sharp spines being ripped out by the atomic blast
>It counters by trying to blast off one of the monster's back plates with its own beam of concentrated magma

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>>7223246
I can't exactly watch myself watching the fight effectively so yeah
I'm honestly not going to be surprised if the monsters end up fucking and coming after the big seven instead

>>7223246
>Seriously though if there aren't a dozen overconfident Trainers hiding in the rubble or underbrush with Pokeballs I'll eat my fucking hat.

Fuck that, I'm staying inside Eterna City until this dies down.

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>>7223210
i might man
currently setting up pheromone incenses at random points in the ship
goodra and salazzle
>>7223285
now thats an idea ;^)
>a portal opens above the two monsters and a massive amount of concentrated aphrodisiacs fill the air

>Massive fight going on between two... whatever the fuck those are, not even sure if they're pokemon or ultra beasts or what the fuck

>The guys on the boat are baking cookies and playing fucking truth or dare in a hot tub

I feel like I've been asking this a lot lately:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE ANYMORE!?

>>7223303
That's because you're sensible. There are trainers out there who aren't blessed with an overabundance of brains or self-preservation.

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>>7223317
>random, he says
>the pheromones land right over the hot tub
RANDOM MY ASS

>>7223321
And now somebody dumped high-grade chemical fun over both of my streams. The kind I'd pay a shitton for.

>>7223261
>the back plate takes the magma, Smoke and flesh peeling off of it before slowly starting to regenerate and starts to inhale deeply to prepare another atomic breath
>>7223317
>however it stops and starts shaking its head, failing to get the smell out of its head

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>>7223362

>>7223357
The fuck do you mean "high-grade chemical fun" anon
If you know what that shit is, don't keep it a secret faget

>>7223362
...Oh, this is going to get interesting.

>>7223317
Palkia, we need you to sign in to the treaty of no proliferation of chemical weapons.

>>7223321
Life is to be enjoyed with your significant others while others beat the crap out of eachother, my man.

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>>7223357
feeling left out? ;^)
>goodra pheromones start to drift in from a small portal in the room as well
>>7223406
i aint signing shit bro

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>>7223428
you should pheromone the entire world
I dare you to do it

>>7223460
Look who came out of the grease fire.

>>7223460
I thought you got horribly burned wtf
also this shit is for experienced fumeheads only
like me and the loveboat
please baus dont do it

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>finally arrive at Sunnyshore
>two giant monsters appear to be just staring at each other in the distance
>lighthouse is smashed to bits and the city appears to have a straight path of destruction leading to where the monsters are

Yeah I think I'll just find a nice cave to hide in or something. Just my luck to finally arrive right as shit hits the fan.

>>7223362
>The Dalamadur, seeing an opening, hisses and prepares a magma ball, throat glowing
>However, it begins sneezing, coils tightening as it's chests convulses in an attempt to get the scent out of its nose

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>>7223500
dont get dead!

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>>7223500
I hope you'l be as lucky as you got with your postnumber.

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>>7223500
I'd find a spot where you can watch
It's getting pretty interesting

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>>7223524
>>7223537
Don't worry about me guys, I'll be fine.

>>7223541
That is what I plan to do.

>>7223517
>starts to sensually stare at the massive snake looking into its eyes

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>>7223610

>>7223610
are you fucking kidding me
what is the world anymore
at least the Jubilife-watching olds will get an eyeful kek

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>>7223610
>>7223620
>Drops out of a portal.
ZREE!
>Uses Zap Cannon.

> streaming a gorillion different feeds
> Unreal monster battle turning into something else, KNN's on it and Jubilife's trying to blame the skyboat somehow
> Crazy Ship has a brutal fight, a hot tub party, and lewd baking and Pipe Guy drunkstumbling and none of them know about any of the others.
>popcorn.gif

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>>7223610
>Dalamadur stares back at the monster, a visible glow slipping from in between its scales and the chest plate
>>7223705
>The 1100' sneke doesn't even look over and swings the spiked end of its massive tail at the UB

(Can't we keep this only pokemon? I come here because its not fucking ERP or HG with stupid cross universe crap.)

>>7223772
>starts walking towards the Snake, Breath heavy thanks to the scent of the pheromones

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>>7223820

>>7223792
(we're making this a one time thing, I think)

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Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiXlhwI5xHQ
>>7223772
>>7223820
>The tree fires another Zap Cannon
ZRRRZZRT!

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>>7216476
>Gadreel hums in response, reaching towards the side of the other's face
>A thumb sweeps across the cheek, two fingertips trailing along the jaw before the entire hand rests on Darkrai's face
Is... this pleasurable?

>>7223736
Don't forget about the hot, legendary flame wars.

>>7223285
hey tyrantrum guy, you ever do it with your dinosaur?

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>monsters just seem to be standing there doing nothing
>UB comes out of nowhere and starts firing zap cannons at the monsters

Half of me wants to go try and help, the other half doesn't have a death wish.

>>7223736
>They're still playing while the pheromones take effect
>They're already getting frisky

Holy shit are we finally going to see them bang on camera again?

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>>7223829
(Yeah, it's a one time thing
I thought a Kaiju fight would be more interesting than Palkia abusing god powers to turn Godzilla into an origami swan)
>>7223835
The Serpent's battle theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02YO65N2vYc
>The Dalamadur wants to end this quickly, and enters an enraged state, the bright red spikes at the end of its tail rattling like a rattlesnake
>The glowing vents on it's chest plate begin huffing steam like a geyser, its face, arms, and tail all glowing a bright red as it rears up and screams with an ear drum bursting sound, firing blue fireballs into the sky which rain down on Xurkitree's area like meteors
>>7223820
>The Snake turns back towards Godzilla, magma spewing from its mouth with every heavy breath

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>>7223841
>If he wasn't already dark as night he'd sure blush darker.
>Darkrai grasps Gadreel's arm lightly, stuttering a bit.
A-aah, of course. Pleasurable, y-yes.

>>7223911
And I want to see that bundle of wires take a sniff of Palkia's war ending love gas to see if it gets affected

>>7223913
Bro, look at the snake fight, the office guy got into it, and fucking -bit- one of the snakes before it paralyzed him! Is this guy even really human, I can't tell.

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>>7223852
Yeah. I just said fuck it and decided to have a massive poly relationship with my entire party
>>7223911
Those are massive creatures firing lasers and meteors, not to mention the entire area is filled with aphrodisiacs
Camping in the cave and getting a front seat view of monster action is your best bet

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>>7223922
>Crit.
>Oh fuck this crazy Monster Hunter bullshit.
>I'm out.
>Flee.

>>7223960
can you sit afterwards?

>>7223922
>starts to nuzzle the Snake and then motions for it to follow him in the direction of the ocean

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>>7223987

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>>7223960
Oh I'm well aware, hence the part about not having a death wish. I just hope Xurkitree's gonna be ok.

>>7223976
If you can make your way towards where the lighthouse used to be, I'll dig us both a tunnel to safety.

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>>7224014
>Tree goes to chill with sand bro
>Reaches into wire chest
>Pulls out strange blue leaves that smell slightly like sulfur
Zrrre?

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>>7224036
Hey buddy, now's probably not the best time for introductions, we can chill later when we're far away from whatever the fuck those giant monsters are.
I'm gonna get to digging, just follow me alright?

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>>7224101
>He stows it away.
Zrrt. Zrree krrr.

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>>7223987
>He follows Godzilla, hooks shredding the remains of the lighthouse that weren't already trampled by Godzilla
>When he reaches the water it begins to boil, the magma flowing from his mouth solidifying with a hiss as it touches the water

>>7223987
>>7224010
>>7224144
Huh.

I guess love really does conquer all.

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>>7224109
So uh, we're pretty far below ground now. We should be safe enough.
Sorry I had to make you put that blue leaf thing away earlier, I just wanted to make sure we were safe from those monsters in case they decided to come after you.

How are you feeling after that hit you took, you still feeling alright?

>Meanwhile in the hot tub Croagunk just got asked to sit on her boyfriend's face

Holy shit Palkia should dump pheromones more often on these guys.

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>>7224174
Zrrt zrreee zrr?
>>7224218
>He offers Sandshrew one of the weird leaves
Zrrt! Zreee, krrr. Zrr? Bweeeeo!

>>7224226
Look at the fucking med bay, the office nutjob just took another fucking bite out of the second sneak snake! This cannot be a human, I swear he's a Zoroark who's way into character.

>>7224275
Honestly I've seen stranger things happen when a guy gets drunk

>>7224282
His right arm was broken before he started fighting, and he actually finished the fight still breathing. I'd say that's a cut above routine bar drunks.

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>>7224260
>takes one of the blue leaves
>it seems to be glowing slightly
Thanks man, I have no idea what to do with this but I appreciate it.
Also there is a slight problem in that I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Anyone know how to speak Xurkitree or what these weird blue leaves are?

>>7224326
Some guys never find their talent because their talent is illegal. Some guys actually turn out to be the best at being badass and their potential is wasted at a computer chair because they think that's all they can do.

And then you get this guy.

>>7224326
Dont forget that he still has those broken ribs from taking a bunch from Buzzwole

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>>7224331
>The tree points at the leaf and then Sandslash's mouth
Zrrrt? Kreee?

(He bout to trip balls on some Ultra Space drugs)

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>>7224331
.....e-eat it!

>>7224363
No wonder he gets along so well with the chimera, then, they're both in horrific pain all the fucking time.

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>>7223934
I am glad.
I had heard of how certain psychic types kiss but...
>He cups Darkrai's jaw, the other hand trailing along the red collar bone spikes before resting on the other side of the face
>Gadreel then rests his forehead on Darkrai's forehead

>THIS LUCARIO IN THE HOT TUB
HOLY FUCK
DOUBLE TEAM CAN DO THAT!?
IS THAT EVEN DOUBLE TEAM!?
THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET A LUCARIO WITH DOUBLE TEAM

>theres a fucking interrogation going on

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>>7224457
I wish human girls could learn double team....

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>>7224371
>>7224382
>eats the leaf

Holy shit, what is happening.
Everything's spinning and I can't keep my balance.
WHAT WAS IN THAT LEAF.

>>7224492
>"Somebody need a medic?"
> looks around
> "Somebody need a psychic?"
> this fucking Alolan Raichu mang

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>>7224519
Zrr? Krr- alright, bro? Sit down, man, you Earth things can't take a good trip.

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>>7224517
w-why though?

Jesus fuck I can't believe they just left the intruder snake alone to Palkias Whims

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>>7224517
I know that feeling, my friend.
>>7224552
Grown-up reasons, little buddy. Don't worry too much about it.
>>7224519
Whatever it is, it sounds like it'd get my ribs to stop burning. I can feel 'em through a Releve-and-vodka cocktail.

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>>7224454
Y-you're, very good at this.
>Darkrai awkwardly tries to find somewhere to put his hands, reserving to put them at Gadreel's hips.
Y-you, ah-
>He shudders a bit, deciding to just enjoy the moment in silence.

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>>7224539
Man, I'm still a bit dizzy but I think I'm ok.

I've had a bunch of shit pumped into me back when I was in Orre but nothing like that. At least the initial shock doesn't last long.

...I'm going to assume that blue leaf thing also lets me understand you, that or I'm hearing things.

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>>7224586
I heard Palkia was a cool g-guy! why would he hurt a little snake?

>>7224595
a-are you a human? you can't learn double t-team! where can I look at this 'live stream love boat'? do y-you know?

>>7224586
The chimera would probably kill it on accident. >>7224595 would kill it on purpose for aggravating his rib fractures.

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>>7224618
Nah, you're good, bro. You've finally got me dialed in, man. You all good now? And what the hell is Orre, bro?

>>7224631
both of those would be a better Fate than what they left him to

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>>7224651
I'm fine now buddy, thanks.
And Orre is the region I lived in before I started traveling, the place is mostly desert so it's pretty sweet for a Sandslash like me.
I used to live there with a bunch of other Sandslashes, it was pretty great.

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>>7224623
Gross thing for gross grown-ups. Don't worry about it.
>>7224631
I resent the "on purpose" part of that.
>>7224700
Nice dubs, but I'm not supposed to kill him, so...

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>>7224723
orre? i would like to go there! I heard that they h-have a lot of uuum steel? yeah steel stuff there.

>>7224759
b-but the more you say that the more i want to know!

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>>7224723
Hey nice, bro. You're my bud I'll put in a good word with the rest of the guys. Also, if you want, like, portal taxi service it's good on me.
Kinda makes all of us know where ya are tho, so your call.

>>7224780
The stream is explicitly 18+ in human years, and not fit for anyone without the proper mental preparation.

>Palkia is sitting in a tub with the Seviper on her shoulders, right next to the Zangoose

>The Seviper tries to taunt the Zangoose into killing him and the Zangoose GRINS and says no.

>That look on the Seviper's face as they go back to playing Truth or Dare

holy shit is it bad I'm laughing?