HG Thread: Kastelle-Has-Shitty-Connection-So-I-Have-to-Make-the-Thread Edition
This thread is mine now.
>>7202997
In!
Thank you Some Random Goat Whom I have never met before for making this thread and it's clear that he's not happy with it.
Without a further a do!
Let's get to the Bloodbath!.... Or is it a Bloodbath....
I forgot...
>>7202997
Fuck off Hoshi
>>7203011
You thief!
>>7203018
Bear in mind that screenshotter does not seem to be happy seeing me.
It gives me this weird cut outs.
>>7203018
>Photoshop background tutorial
Oh man, the feels
>>7203018
It was no problem! Now, lemme...
>Smolgore swings around without looking and smashes his arm right into Nargy's nose.
O-Oh! Are you okay?!
>>7203030
>>7203021
You guys missed!
>>7203018
Oh, no! Rap star, pop sensation, and future candidate for US president Kanye West!
You won't get your hands on my bag! This bag is a symbol! A beacon of hope if you will!
>And look at this great battle! This is going to go down on Mojo's Top 10 Anime Fight Scenes whenever this manage gets picked up for an anime! So please buy the manga, I'm starving here.
>>7203018
You dare attempt to compete with a demon!
Watch as I levitate this bag, and tremble before me!
>Megumin sticks her staff under the strap of the bag, lifting it up.
If you do not wish to be lifted up into the sun, I suggest you retreat...kukuku...
>>7203030
>calling me Hoshi
... I've been called worse.
>>7203036
THIS IS AN AU WHERE EVERYONE BUT HOSHI IS HOSHI
FUCK OFF JUNKO
>>7203042
>sweeps your legs
>>7202980
Who tf are u
>>7203060
Worst kohai
>>7203056
Alright.
>>7203056
This is a good au
>>7203064
Then get online fuckface
>>7203056
Fuck off me!
ERP has gone 100+ posts without any ERP happening. Is it cool if I lurk here? I feel like it'll actually be easier to jerk off.
>>7203091
Sure senpai
Do whatever
>>7203091
W-what!? My home... my beautiful home...? How could it have fallen so far...!?
>>7203018
>>7203034
Ow, that hurt! Though I guess I really dont have a nose to break so it could've been worse..
>>7203091
No. Contribute or get the fuck out.
>>7203018
Kill me....
Not only screenshotter app doesn't work
Brantsteele cucked me
I have to redo everything again
RESET!
Bloodbath!
>>7203104
Yeah, that would'a been ba-
>Smolgore looks at the creature closely.
...Hey, are you a monster, too?
>>7203109
>People actually think Kenny matters
Wow, that is bad.
>>7203120
>Christ on a bike.
>>7203120
>>7203122
Monster? Thats what I could be classed as, though more exact name would be Nargacuga. Though, most call me Birdie due of the resemblance, or Nargy for short.
>>7203121
We're low on avas, so we take what we can get.
>>7203109
Kenny!? Not Kenny! She was pure!....ish. That Owain! So, not only is he still around but he's gone to the extremes has he!? His thirst knows no end! His morals, none! Wait... Ribbon? Ribbon!? That cute little fairy was evil all this time! No! Noooooooo!
>It's all too much for our hero to bear. He crumbles to his knees and lets out a cry of rage towards the Heavens, cursing Kami Himself
>>7203118
Oh, look. A cute girl! I'll just walk up to her and say hello and..
>BOM! In a dazzling display of fireworks, the glorious cock warrior finds himself caught up in an explosion! Oh, what a travesty!
Look's like Rapeman's blasting off agaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn.......!!
>ding!
>>7203132
Huh...that's kinda weird, since I've never seen'ya in the Underground before. N'that's where all monsters are!
>>7203091
>erp having less jerking off than our circle jerking
Sure, have a pic to help
>>7203107
Then everyone would have to leave.
Just a reminder to look for shitty art for your ava. Hopefully it will be as great as last time.
http://itsalmo.st/#batsushittyartgames
>>7203085
I'll be home in around 45 minutes
>>7203152
Just taking the piss, Okasan. only people with a thick enough layer of skin can dwell here
>>7203147
Well, I cant say Ive ever been in the underworld. As a matter of fact, I am from a whole different world, filled with all kinds of differing monsters and all, though its quite brutal place.
>>7203118
Alright moving on to the bloodbath after Mokou decided to kill most of the tributes.
>>7203163
>tfw every art of your ava is shitty
I sure am lucky!
>>7203163
Wait. Kanzaki still comes here?
>>7203177
And we're at the first night!
>>7203180
>It's not about the art, it's abou the ava
>>7203183
I wish anon. I just chose this iamge because it was the best in these shitty art editions.
>>7203186
It's 3 monstergirls. A ryu, wyvern and wyrm
>>7203176
Ohhh! So you got your own Underground where you're from? Or somethin'?
>>7203190
...Feh.
>>7203191
Who're you quoting?
>>7203169
Of course, I know that.
>>7203190
2nd Day incoming!
>>7203199
Wouldnt exactly call it underworld, its diverse from deserts to lush jungles. But, something in the likes of that, yes.
>>7203193
>misses Kanzaki-san
I am going to sleep now... Good bed everyone.
>>7203211
Thank you for hosting.
>>7203211
>>7203186
I... I just don't know, anon. I'm not surprised Owain's up to his old tricks, there seems to be no putting that bull down... but Ribbon? That's a bitter pill to swallow. I need to lie down...
>And if you have a bitter pill you need to swallow, pick yourself up a can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra for great taste and a good shot of energy! That's right, Rape-Man faithful, nothing helps a good hard day's lewding than a can of Ed-o-gee drink!
>>7203215
>Smolgore's eyes open quite wide.
Whoa! So...you live on the Surface?! What's it like?!
>>7203218
Seeya!
>>7203218
Don't catch a cold.
>>7203222
Of course kongou-chan wins every fight! Kongou is using Hosting power-
Oops...
It's not rigged I swear!
>>7203224
>not drinking ultra black
>>7203232
>Seth Riggins 3.0
JUSTICE
>>7203218
Same, and I love you.
And I love all of you as well. It could be the insanity talking, but I enjoy each and every one of you. You're all outstanding people, and I'm glad to have gotten the chance to talk to you all. Never give up.
>>7203230
Its quite bright. Theres also a day and night cycle, which is nice as well...
>>7203233
(I drink whatever flavour I get my hands on. My personal favourites are Ubermonster and original.)
>>7203232
Oooh, there's a new function called the Super Mega Faster Games Mode?
I wonder what it-
People are dying faster now.....
>>7203235
I am not Seth! I am not a bad man!
I am a good girl! Kongou has always been a good girl desu!
>>7203240
DEMANDS RETRIBUTION!
.....
I'll just see myself out.
>>7203243
>farts
>>7203224
>Monster
>I expected better taste from you, Rapeman.
>>7203248
>Smolgore listens, enraptured by the general details.
That sounds amazin'! I wish I could go to the Surface! N'everyone else, too!
>>7203250
>plain n the irish coffee ones for me
>>7203259
>implying you can adjust your taste buds to not like it
Your options are dumb and you should feel dumb
>>7203254
P-People are dying much faster! Wh-What's going on!
>when you order food for 6 people but you and your bro just out for a Bang Bang
>52 posts
>74 UID's
>18 images
>>7203259
(I'm a total edgelord, what can I say?)
>>7203264
(They have those? I should find them)
>>7203268
A-Aaah.... A moment of peace...
C-Can we leave the games like this?
>>7203271
Is that, I, um, what?
>>7203287
https://youtu.be/CZ-Z1di-c58
>>7203271
>when you get so high you repeat the same episode 8 times n call it season 2
>>7203286
Fine! I won't be Seth riggins anymore!
*suicides*
There happy anon!?
>>7203296
>tfw it's not actually the same episode
>>7203293
>pours water on
suu a cute
>>7203308
Suu a shit
>>7203304
No... Not really
>>7203304
Well now more people are dying now!
>>7203308
>absorbs the water
>>7203318
3 left!!
I think.... I dunno I forgot ok!
I don't need to remember the amount of people that is about to die!!
>>7203318
>now more people are dying now
>>7203329
>they mostly die at the feast. Mostly...
>>7203279
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>>7203336
Fuck off ERP fag
>>7203329
S-Shut up!
I did not sleep yesterday!
>>7203328
Welcome to the peaceful side of the games!
>>7203336
I now have both eye, as well as brain cancer
Desu!
... Oh God! It's spreading to the speach center of my brain!
>>7203259
It has its downsides too, like for example it can be very hard to see at night as well as the temperature changing wildly.
>>7203339
And that's game over!
GG~!
>>7203352
Plus... People trying to hunt you down and kill you, so they can carve up your corpse
>>7203355
Congratulations Grimes. I hope this cured your cancer.
>>7203355
As in for the Win Card.
Hang on, I have a special Wincard Just for Grimes.
>>7203367
Le greasy penis?
>>7203367
>reads fimename
And now I know where this img is from... It's no longer funny now
>>7203378
Iowa is cute.
>>7203362
Well, thats the way of life.
>>7203352
Well, I mean, yeah, I guess, but it's gotta be a lot better than livin' in the Underground!
>>7203355
Congratulations to you! A hard fought win no doubt!
>Well, gang, we here at Weekly Shonen Jump like to have fun, but we'd like to take the moment to talk to you about something serious. And that is certain forms of cancer that can be contracted by pictures posted on social media accounts.
Enjoy the win card!
Kehehehehehe~
>>7203405
>runs up out of nowhere
Allahu ahckbar!
>detonates externaly
>>7203427
>>7203425
(Hah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for hosting!)
>And with that, this is one very tired mangaka signing off hoping to bring you more Rape Man adventures in the very near future! Until then, stay tuned! Same Rape-Man time! Same Rapeman network!
>>7203440
No problem...
I am just refreshing after missing a whole 5 months of the threads.
Now back to "Retirement" I go.
>>7203425
>Oh Jesus, that's fantastic.
>>7203450
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7203450
Thanks for hosting, though! Hopefully see you again!
>>7203463
You will.... In a near future.
Project Ice Tea is still in Development after all.
>>7203463
>closes box, and mails it to Afghanistan
>mfw hg is not fun for me anymore
damn it
>>7203484
I feel somewhat.... attacked.
>>7203484
Congratulations on your oldfag status.
>>7203491
When are you an oldfag or midfag?
>>7203484
Not the same without the events going along with the rp...
>>7203502
Newer people just have shit RP.
>>7203507
Most of our people have shit rp
I miss when we had that faction game once.
>>7203507
But it was still fun, even if it was shit because they knew how to work the game and the people around them. We used to have more hosts around who cares more than we do, which made them better.
Your generation is shit, get over it.
>>7203507
>1year in HG
>dont even try to RP
>>7203515
Sadly alot of newer hosts were chased off awhile ago by people who would only accept games from fast, experienced hosts.
Now we have few hosts at night...
>>7203517
I'm just stating the truth, no need to slap on your nostalgia goggles and dodge it.
>>7203524
I'll start hosting once my real life problems are dealt with, I promise
>>7203524
New hosts =/= Shit hosts
It's only coincidence that new hosts can't get people to give a shit by being good at it.
>>7203530
>"Nostalgia Goggles"
You're the one denying reality and dodging with buzzwords, friend.
>>7203539
I was reffering to when new hosts would put up a game, and assholes would shitpost them away cause they did not yet have custom games, or took longer than 5 minutes to start, cause they were still learning
Who cares about quality
Give Me your hungry.
>24
>>7203555
Nebby
>>7203555
Guts
>checked
>>7203555
Lord Beerus
>>7203546
And the reality is that our people, do in fact, suck at rp. We may as well not include it in our games, seeing as its just the same replayed conversations over and over, and fucking over. It feels like the Eva rebuilds here, minus the slow changes over the movies.
We've stagnated, and the only thing you fags can do in response is go "back in my day...."
Well gee, thanks, grandpa, Lotta help you are.
>>7203555
Kokichi Oma
>>7203552
That's just hazing that happens with every new host. If they're too thin skinned to handle it, they won't last when we shitposting thier shit code too. We're weeding out the sensitive weaklings, like you.
>>7203555
Abu Leith
>>7203555
Smug space marine
>>7203555
Banana Joe
>>7203555
Me
Put in fillers.
>>7203400
>pets
>>7203565
Back in my day, we had shitposters like Booker, and Morpgeus, to tell us what you just did.
Damn broken records
>>7203555
Erioioire
>>7203565
I did admit thst some of them were shit.
But they knew how to mesh with the games and the RP around them. Newfags don't know how to do that. That's what makes them shit, fa.m.
Maybe we go "back in my day" because those days were a good example of when made HG fun and it's worth reflecting on? Where the hell else are you going to turn your head, kid? It's not like you're part of the 10% that have actually contributed something worth a damn to the general public of this community.
>>7203555
Sliver Queen
>>7203555
oh my god
>>7203555
Cinnamon Roll
>>7203555
Merge Sampsun
>>7203555
Belarus
>>7203555
This Face
>>7203555
The Nut Button
>>7203570
>weeding out the sensative weaklings, like you
>mfw
>>7203555
chmo
>>7203555
Wendy's
>>7203555
Girl
>>7203605
Go take another break why don't ya?
>>7203555
Tejina
>>7203555
Face of Goddes
>>7203555
Mao
>>7203555
Family Bean
>>7203555
Girl without prooves
Starting.
Bailey Jay
>>7203615
I have rested enough for now. I must shake off the rust.
>>7203555
Misuzu
>>7203641
>kissu
My queen, you're late...
>>7203661
And now for my new trick I will make this branch disappear!
>>7203657
She's your queen?
>>7203671
PURGE
THE
HERETICS
AND
XENOS
>>7203671
Today I will be catc- I mean recruiting new assistants to assist with my magic.
>>7203666
Good one, Satan!
>>7203671
And one for me.
>>7203678
FEEL THE EMPERORS WRATH
THERE IS ONLY 1 GOD HERE
>>7203555
Nargy
>>7203688
>kissu
>>7203688
...I really need to pay more attention.
>>7203691
Whos this? Dont like strangers.
>>7203685
>Sliver with a bomb
>>7203693
Damn it all!
>>7203701
For every 1 that falls...a hundred shall die in his place
[spoiler]Well 3 but 3 is closer to 100 than 2...o 1...[/spoiler]
>>7203701
>Sliver dies from a trap
Bugs check in, but they don't check out!
>>7203657
>She ignores your kids
I'm aware. Pointing it out doesn't make it any easier, perhaps you brought me food or tea to make up for this.
>flies away
>>7203715
No... But on a side note, you now have herpes!
>>7203683
My name is Tejina though.
>>7203711
Oh. S-second place is ok too! Thank you for hosting.
>>7203724
Secobd place is just a fancy word for loser though
Hiita
>>7203732
Then atleast I won something.
>>7203735
>>7203740
>>7203735
>>7203735
>>7203711
Congratulations, thanks for hosting!
Through the gates of hell
>>7203717
That's nice. For once I thought I might be able to find a use for you.
As we make our way to heaven
>>7203724
Satan, Tejina, you'll die either way.
>>7203761
We claw our way through hell
Through the nazi lines
>When you finish the Bang Bang but it hurts to yawn.
PRIMO VICTORIA
>>7203764
W-why do I have to die?
>>7203778
Because you're expendable
>>7203740
>>7203744
>>7203749
W-what?
>>7203798
But I'm a master magician.
>>7203804
Really? Show me some magic.
>>7203804
I am a great magician
Your clothes are black.
>>7203812
But isn't Betty a girls name?
Hey 4ch, is it your dead hour?
>>7203817
>Throws coat off and stares you down
>dramatic music plays
Post ass
>>7203827
>>7203827
sq
>>7203827
sql
>>7203827
>>7203811
>>7203812
>climbs into a box
>remains in the box
>>7203839
Please stop. I don't need to fap to miku this morning
>>7203827
Post personalities
>>7203859
(I got nothing...)
>>7203826
>accepts challenge.
>Gets ready to strike
>>7203859
>Tries to use her chuuni-ness to cover her fears and insecurities
>is actually a huge dork
It's why I love her
>>7203829
Shit
>>7203837
Cute, but shit
>>7203839
Still shit
>>7203840
Meh
>>7203843
See second response
>>7203853
Meh
>>7203867
Hit my music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>circles arounds the girl
>>7203827
whoop whoop
>>7203883
>meh
(</3)
>>7203827
>>7203886
>plays her own theme music while on guard
WHO THE HELL IS HERE STEALING MY THING! DO YOU WANNA DIE!?
>>7203910
Ok, I'll shake your bouncy booty!
>Throws a claw at your face
>>7203916
What is your "thing"? Please describe it
>>7203853
That's hot
>>7203916
>smacks him on the head lightly with her staff
Pipe down idiot, who knows this guy might beat her up good.
>>7203924
Ass
All the ass
and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!
It's all MINE!
>>7203937
booo
>>7203919
>stops time, and walks to the left. Then unfreezes time
I'm sorry, did you say something?
>>7203948
G-get it?
>>7203937
No peeking perv, punny or not!
>>7203950
One of these days I'm going to find a way to warm time. Then Il be able to defrost it! Thats how it works right?
>>7203950
Mmmm I like them feisty nyyyyyaaaahahaaaa.
>Gets ready to attack again
But first a joke. What do you get, when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
>>7203943
Well, I COULD kill you. Then the bountiful booty would be up for grabs
>>7203963
No. That's not at all how time works!
>>7203967
What?
>>7203950
Have this
>>7203950
>Stops time using Star Platinum
You must be one of Dio's supporters... Yare Yare, just like cockroaches...
>She finds herself being pummelled by an intangible force, something she cannot see, before time goes back to normal.
>>7203989
My Ass. Nyahahahaha!
>Throws a tiny net on your head
>>7203973
Go ahead and try
Sounds like fun
Finally at least one guy here isn't a complete pussy
>>7203939
Who a what guy might what?
>>7203989
Im sure thats how it works! And stop getting beaten up idiot, how are you going to defend Aussa like this!
>>7204015
>she points to the asian netcaster and sakuya fighting each other.
Mortals, my lord comes bearing a message of grave importance!
>she pulls out a tablet of some sort
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to gather 35 of yourselves (and my adorable perma-tribute here), and ... I don't fucking know, the rest will become clear over time"
"This message will now self dest-"
AH
>she throws the tablet behind her as it explodes. If she weren't so startled, this would look pretty cool
S-so here that? Submit 35 of yourselves!
>>7204033
Blanc
>>7203963
It's too late now.
I want to bathe with Hiita and have her heat all the water up.
>>7204033
Misuzu
>>7204033
Kumiko Oumae
>>7204033
Horny Girl
>>7204033
Hiita
>>7203998
>upon unfreezing, only playing cards remain where she stood
Ametuer
>>7204005
>gets caught
I forgot about you...
>>7204033
Adrian Rollini
>>7204033
Eggman-kun
>>7204033
The great Guiltia Sin Jurai, conqueror of chaos!
I request that you leave my name untarnished! The trials I had to endure in order to secure such a title were the stuff of nightmares, humans would quiver in fear just hearing about the suffrage I underwent...
>>7204033
Kokichi Oma
>>7204033
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7204033
Marisa-B
>>7204033
Shion
>>7204033
Adagaki Aki
>>7204028
Huh? And why should I care?
>>7204033
Mugen
>>7204033
Joe Rushton
>>7204033
Nargy
>>7204033
Captain Luna
>>7204047
Nyahahaha! There is no escape. It's a net and it's tiny! The perfect weapon! Nyaaah.
>>7204033
Isham Jones
>>7204033
Captain Luna
>>7204070
ignore that
>>7204033
Sakuya
>>7204033
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>7204047
>you spot hiita setting up trap and spell cards.
>>7204063
I thought that was your thing swordsman.
>>7204033
Fred Elizalde
(filler)
>>7204033
Youmu Konpaku
>>7204033
Riana
>>7204033
George Olsen
(filler)
>>7204033
Avenger
>>7204033
La Pucelle
>>7204033
AOL dial up
>>7204033
Paul Whiteman
>how many more fillers i gotta throw in
>>7204033
Yami Yugi
>>7204033
Fumi Kanno
>>7204082
Just how many Sakuya do we have now?
>>7204033
Parsee
>>7204033
Red Nichols
>>7204033
King Hassan
>>7204033
Luviagelita Edelfelt
>>7204077
We shall settle this in the arena!
>>7204033
the Ghost
>>7204115
>I'm not the normal one. I was planning to be, but someone else picked her up.
>I just happened to get carried away in the fun moment
>>7204109
Yami?!
>>7204033
Izayoi Sakuya
Gaze upon my work and not so much despair, as correct me
>>7204143
MIND CRUSH
>>7204137
Idiot, I am the normal Sakuya and I don't care if there are more Sakuya. But I am just wondering how many do we have now.
>>7204130
You don't scare me anymore!
I'm gonna go sit elsewhere now...
>hides
>>7204137
Pick her up anyways, the current Sakuyafag completely butchers her. Nobody will miss it except that cancer cell if you take her.
And images. I need to go hydrate myself, so take this time to make any swaps or anything
>>7204155
Do you have this?
You might want it
>>7204155
Ah that's a shame, and here I was hoping to spend some quality time with your better half.
>>7204150
I think you, and InuSakuya, assuming that is not you as well
>>7204148
Kuhuhu...excellent work. I am ready to serve my masters in gladiatorial combat! Let us...begin.
>>7204090
>>7204146
>>7204160
Give this woman my position. I've realized that fighting here would be... ill-advised for me.
>>7204148
I-It's fine!
>>7204167
So, we only currently have two. Thank you.
>>7204164
I do now, thank you, kind anon.
>>7204166
You stay away from Myon!
>>7204160
Looks fine, I don't have to be in it to say it. I'd rather not have blood on my clothes tonight.
>>7204189
That's her name, huh?
Good to know.
>>7204160
First game of the day! Let's hope it's good.
>>7204189
No problem
>>7204178
That makes two maids with dominion over time competing. THings should get pretty interesting now.
Speaking of things getting interesting
LET'S GO
>>7204190
....What is it that you want, speak quickly now!
>>7204211
Let's w-work together to get o-out alive!
>>7204221
t-thanks for the spot
>>7204211
Everything has a price...except justice! I may be a cutthroat, taking lives for coin, but even I can be a hero!
>THE GREAT GUILTIA SIN JURAI, CONQUEROR OF CHAOS AND FUTURE RULER OF HELL ITSELF
>>7204229
Tis no problem at all. Juat doing what I think my mother would do as all.
>Riana
>>7204211
Where am I going now?
>Paru
>>7204211
>slayed by a girl first round
Of course...
>Guts
nu bread
>>7204201
I'll have you know that my sword can harm ghosts!
>trembles while saying that
>Youmy