/sug/ - Steven Universe General One gem and a baby Edition

AAAAAH

>>7182538
Jasper is fat

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Who is she sending this too?

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Gems should feel the rain

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this is pearl country now, boy

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>AAAAUGHHH

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>>7182597
Gems should enjoy the rain

>>7182595
Greg

>>7182597
>>7182622
cute

>>7182595
WD on the job.

/sug/ a gem of your choice is now a gym leader. What's their type and team?

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>>7182622
>>7182597

>>The days are just like moments
>>Turned to hours

>>7182775
What's up with the trajectory of the ball?

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>>7182775
Cute
That volleyball thread was fun

Amethyst: Poison

>Muk (alolan)
>Wheezing
>Trubbish
>Nihilego
>Salazzle
>Tentacruel

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>>7182884

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>>7182743
Water. I don't feel like making a team right now.

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>you will never be breastfeed be best gem

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18

inches

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>>7172527
kill yourself

>>7182900
BUT WHAT IF HIS PENIS GETS IN THE WAY?

>>7182950
It willnt.

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Goodnight /sug/.

>>7182935
I missed you, buddy.

>>7182987
It might.

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>>7182920
I hate these
Pearl's dick wouldn't look like that

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>>7182837

>>7183040
Long and thin. It suits her perfectly.

>>7183063
But it's so unattractively ridiculous

>>7183044
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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no body negativity in this thread please :^)

>>7183081
Brapposting needs to stop

>>7183075
Stare at the picture for a while longer.

>>7183123
>long dong cult

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>>7183123
Not helping.
Pearl's dick would definitely be long and slender but more than 9 inches is just silly.

>>7183111
Ammerthist-chan..... I would never......

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Bulimic

>>7183160
Pearl admires length, be it in weapons or otherwise, and would choose her phallic form accordingly.

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>>7183200
boy

>>7183188
purging isn't that bad. just take some vitamins and stay hydrated

>>7183230
Respect her individuality.

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>>7173248
kill yourself

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>>7183200
It wouldn't be practical, and it lacks the elegance of a more reasonably sized and shaped penis. I think Pearl values the combination beauty and utility.

>It's not far from the final fight with White Diamond
>Steven and Connie have a few minutes left on Earth before they have to go to Homeworld.
>Just walking on the beach
>Suddenly, Steven turns around. "Connie."
>"Y-yeah, Steven?"
>"This is...this is the big one Connie. We might not make it back."
>He turns towards the town, prompting Connie to look as well.
>"Everyone is depending on us, Connie. Everyone we've ever known. Everyone we..."
>Steven places his hand on Connie's and looks down.
>"...care about."
>By now Connie's eyes are starred with a look of awe on her face, lightly blushing.
>Connie, I've done almost everything in town at least once, but I'll regret it forever if I don't do one last thing. The most important thing in my life."
>He takes a deep breath.
>Instantly drops to a knee, looking her in the eye as he shouts "CONNIEWILLYOUMARRYME?!?"
>His face is also starry-eyed and redder than Ruby's.
>Connie, after a second or two, breaks into laughter. Steven blushes harder.
>"Connie! This is serious!"
>Wiping a tear from her eye, she finally responds: "Shouldn't you ask me on a date first, Steven?"
>"Well, yeah, but I already love you. And what if we don't make it?!? I-"
>Connie gives him a quick peck mid-worry.
>"We ARE going to make it. You, me, the Gems. The Earth. We are ALL going to make it. Because I believe in you. I believe in US."
>"S-so-" Connie puts a finger to his lips.
>"After college. AND you HAVE to take me on some dates first, Steven Universe."
>Steven wipes some tears from his starry eyes. "Okay."
>As Garnet calls them, they run hand in hand towards the temple and the large group crowded around their hodgepodged space ship.

>>7182775
lapis you fucking retard

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>>7183340
I'm sure Pearl's second nose is just as impressive as her first nose.

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>>7182920
Pearl 18 inch schlong is fake, she shapeshift her actually 4 inch itty bitty weiner

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>>7183111
yea boi

So there's going to be at least one episode about whatever it is Peri and Lapis got up to on Earth while the others were off planet, right? I can just imagine them overzealously "protecting" Beach City while making a huge mess of things with their powers.

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http://percy-and-pierre-4-life.tumblr.com/post/155703633087/

Lapis can control the weather with her mood. How long till she has a breakdown and accidentally drowns everything.

>>7183463
I like the idea of Connie showing up all overprepared, and Lapis and Peridot just letting her patrol the city while she reports to them.
They pretty much just sit there in the meme barn truck watching CPH, but then shit actually happens and Connie's stuck facing it alone.
There could even be a little sub-arc afterwards where Connie gains a following as the hero of Beach City.

>>7183463
kys
>>7183480
>slowpoke.png
kys

>>7183480
thats not a thing stop it

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>>7183448
kill yourself

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Its awake

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Doing doodle requests

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>>7183526
kill yourself indexer you faggot

>>7183555
jasper in a bikini

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So what is the deal with this indexer guy? does he just find the orignals of a picture and tell people to kill themselves?

>>7183555
Diamond butts?

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>>7183578
here is one i did earlier to hold you off until i get it done

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>you will never smoke an o with your best bud Amethyst and then have sex and kinda regret it because you feel like things are weird now

>>7183555
Mildly suggestive happy Opal?

>>7183594
He's this super autistic guy who's obsessed with having the best image quality.
He's delusional and thinks everyone else also cares.
He makes us reach the image limit faster, and on top of that, he has a shitty attitude.
If he just responded to every low quality image with the source URL and wasn't a cunt, people wouldn't hate him so much.

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>>7182950
Then still you fagget.

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Requesting more of this

>>7183555
Pearl and Greg trapped in a sea of Rescued Roses

>>7183657
I want to taste indexer's tasty meatballs

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>>7182775
>>7182837
>thumb switches from right to left
THAT's a bit embarrassing

>>7183617
nice

>>7183741
Let it be, Lapis is just kind of retarded.

I just found 20 dollaridoos on the road

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thats it for tonight, but if you put in more requests i might do them tomorrow night.

>>7183728
i want to massage indexer's prostate

I'm really surprised there aren't more of you slobbering over J10 or anyone in the zoo for that matter with their outfits and all that heavily implied lovemaking.

>>7183930
oh no her bikini bottom is falling off

>>7183937
human waifus are lame

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I accidentally sprayed my pet praying mantis with spray n wash instead of water, and he died... Or so i thought. A few days after he was unresponsive i flicked a drop of water on him and he started to move! He can't walk now, but he's eating, drinking, and pooping. Also when i take the food away from his mouth, he squirms to get it back. I think he'll make it!

>>7183923
I just spent 40 buckaroos on plan B

>>7183555
Draw benis gems

>>7184047
I'm happy for you Mantis guy!

>>7184080
Thanks! And the one i sprayed was my favorite mantis, he's so friendly! I have two mantises.

>>7184047
mantises are my favorite insect

>>7184097
Post pics plz

>>7184105
Their so cute!
>>7184131
I would, but im all comfy in bed. Tomorrow!

DED

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>>7184275

>>7184334
Hello

>>7184389
What's up

>>7184441
Not much really, it's almost 4 am here.

I want to be someone's Pearl

I want to be a slave created specifically to serve someone for eternity

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a little late here but canon

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>>7184463
Yep.

physical labor is an amazing remedy for depression if you can work up the willpower to start it

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>>7173273
kill yourself

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>Peridot will never be a real main cast character who lives with Steven in the temple
>Instead Meep Morp
Kill me

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So

What did you think of the villain song, /sug/?

>>7184853
What villian songs? Do you mean
>Hey little sister stop being such an emotional wreck

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>>7184853
there are no villains in su only misunderstandings and huge fuck ups

>>7184871
Rose is an evil mommy murderer and Bismuth is an evil baby murderer

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Benis

>>7183383
Cute.

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>>7184831
>There was no episode about the CG and Peridot fighting Lapis and Jasper

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>>7184871
>>7184888

shit man, trips confirm

>>7184275
DED

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which gem would you peck

>>7185283
>Nosy ass nigga

Of course he heard it, wit his nosy ass

>>7185304
Pearl
Right in her nose

my mom just told me her dildo melted

>>7185323
Leave it on the stove too long?

>>7185325
she took it out of her drawer and it had melted

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>>7185309
Anime Rule63 Pearl nose it all

>>7185331
Her pussy is fire

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>>7185331
>>7185377
>Dubs confirm

YO MOMMA PUSSY IS DA BOMB DOT COM NIGGA

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>>7185434
>But wait there's more

GODAMN

>>7185453
don't point out my failure

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>>7185457
I'll do more than that teacakes

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>>7184831
>>7185118
Fuck, you're right

Excuse me, is this the Steven Universe general?

>>7186062
No, this is the shitposting general.

>>7186062
>>7186074
>Steven universe general

why thats a name I haven't heard in ages

>>7186106
He was a good friend.

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>>7186074
oh, I'll take my Opal elsewhere then. If (You) could point me to the right direction.

>>7186131
>>>/co/89065776
There you go, friend.

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>>7183463
>>7183480
I hope so, that'd be funny. Especially the second one.
I feel that's a direction they're going with her.

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>>7186142
>Its not a /ss/ thread

Don't waste my time

>>7186221
Ha!

>>7183340
But it's:
* Bold
* Precise
* Experimental

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>>7186247

You're a witty cunt, i'll give ya that m8

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>>7183555
Greg in his BANE hat holding up Blue Pearl?

>>7186247
>1 Succ

>>7183555
blue diamond feet

I'm just a failure

>>7186635
This is true, we're all overcooked in the eyes of our diamond

If anything you're not alone

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>>7186635
Yeah you are.

I'm useless

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knowing that I can't kiss her feet... how can I go on?

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>>7186739
use your imagination anon, tulpas are real

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Where do you think we are?

>>7186778
Hell

>>7186755
Schizophrenia is, too

>>7186715
But not for long

>>7186843
ew

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>>7186865

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What are we going to do about Lapis's dirty feet? It's gross!

>>7186921
Give her feet a tongue bath, of course!

>>7186921
Shatter her

>>7186921
All feet are dirty

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GOOD MORNIN

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>>7186843
>>7186878
>>7186921
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the closes we have to a real life Lapis Lazuli

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>>7186935
Hers take the cake. She's utterly revolting.

>>7186928
Awful idea. They're leathery, covered in scars and callouses. It'd be like licking sandpaper covered in mud.

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>>7186990
Its never good

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>>7187116
>it's never morning

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>>7186357
What's a bane hat? Seen it mentioned a few times here, and googling yields nothing.

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>>7187116
DON'T GET MAD GET GLAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O48jAn6Uzhk

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I need that still of the gem battle where a Jasper is holding a battleaxe. Can someone please provide it for me?

>>7187230
the one from sworn to the sword, during the "do it for her" song?

>>7187230
Yes, I can

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>>7187230

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>>7187230
>>7187270
Alternate

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>>7187270
>>7187276
Noice, thank you. It's for reference for a drawing and I couldn't find in on google and I'm on mobile, so finding the episode itself would be an odyssey.

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>>7187230
LIFE AND DEATH

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>>7187230
here you go my dude

>>7187307
something doesn't seem quite right in this one...

>>7187230
>where a Jasper is holding a battleaxe
Except that was an Amethyst.

Blue diamond = melancholic
Yellow diamond = choleric

so which of sanguine and phlegmatic matches pink and white diamonds respectively?

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>>7187344
Did someone say PHLEGM?

>>7187344
People still take that shit seriously?

http://relatablepicturesoflapissfeet.tumblr.com/

>>7187080
haha i would like to kidnap her

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>>7184831
>>7185118
>>7185593
>It could have been great
The pain is real

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>>7187518
Fucking grape ape ruined it all.

>>7187501
I want to fuse with her haha

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>>7187484
>http://relatablepicturesofjaspersfoot.tumblr.com

>>7187467
delet

>>7187474
it would make sense, though

>>7187484
>this is not a fetish blog
yes it is

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>>7187533

>>7187533
Tiny little feet

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>>7187484
>>7187533
>chui

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>>7187533
I bet she could use those feet and shove it up somewhere real nice.

>>7187575
What is this chui meme

>>7187584
Don't acknowledge him.

>>7187584
amazing and inspirational

>>7187575
so petitite.....

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Rebecca here, just to say Connie will die and Steven will go on to marry one of the gems.
Ill let you guise who that's going to be....

>>7187623
>Connie will die
If only

>>7187623
Malachite or Alexandrite

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>>7187623

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>>7187623
Wheres the donuts though.

>>7187648
Shit meme

>>7187662
>It's an "anon is butthurt because lapiven IS CANON" episode

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>>7187623
CUTE!

>>7187676
Shit meme

>>7187687
>Shit meme
Shit meme

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Stop calling Lapis a retard

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>>7187676
>>7187687

The Lapiven will ever stop growing soon it will spread to tumblr and Redit as the supreme ship. all will be Lapiven soon

>>7187738
Maybe when she stops being retarded.

>>7187738
kys

>>7187738
She's a rapist though.

>>7187623
rebecca looked great with her old hair

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>>7186990
kill yourself

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>>7187230
kill yourself

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>>7187738
no

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>>7187518
kill yourself

>>7187814
where is the porn of lapis getting doggystyled in this outfit

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>>7187828
not for sexual

>>7187840
BULLSHIT

>>7187828
Lapis sexualizes the other gems though.

>>7187840
6 6
>
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>>7187892
fug

>>7187840
N U T T E D
twice

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>>7188094
not my pearl!

Good thing gems don't sleep.

>>7188094
Angery

>>7188094
>>7188127
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>7188094

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I'm going to bed

>>7188145
Hope you don't wake up.

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>>7188132
I got you senpai

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>>7188145
Good night.

>>7188145
goonight

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thoughts on bd?

>>7188094
gems don't sleep haha idiot

>>7188127
Your waifu sleeps.... around!

>>7188215
Waiting for her to discipline Sapphire and the rest of the rebellious blue court.

>>7188215
She's blue

>>7188215
DUUUDE BLUE PUSSY HAHA

>>7188228
No, I'm not a lapisfag.

>>7188215
ew

>>7188215
i think she has a big dick

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How do we stop them?

>>7188476
We don't have to since any reason to only exists in your head canon.

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>>7188476
Garnet its always there to help.

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good mom?

>>7188526
Considering she never does anything other sit in the meme barn playing with trash, no.

>>7188533
i blame the crew

>>7188526
Absolutely C O N F I R M E D

>tfw Lapis will never bet absolutely devoted to you
>tfw Lapis will never read you a bedtime story and tuck you in
>tfw you will never wake up to Lapis bringing you a breakfast in bed of orange juice, toast, and a fresh lappy egg omelette

>>7188551
This meme is retarded.

>>7188229
but agate and bloople are good girls

>>7188590
Agate's a fucking failure

>>7188590
>>7188617
And bloopie would gladly take it.

>>7188556
Uh-oh, someone's seems a little upset they'll never get any delicious freshly laid lappy eggs.

Poor, poor anon.

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>>7188136
>tfw you make a hilarious post but no one takes notice of it

>>7188656
It wasn't really that funny.

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I miss old peridot

>>7188656
kys

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>>7188670
more memes incoming

haha i made a poopy

>>7188764
t. you, every time you post

>>7188764
t. Sugar after designing Lapis

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>>7188670
Post Lapis being tickled!

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>>7188829
My version of "tickling" is much different then your definition of it is.

>>7188829
I demand you kill yourself

>>7188829
>>7188900
I mean, don't actually do it, anon. I hope you live a healthy long life. :)

>>7188526
probably, she acts pretty motherly or at least big sisterly to him, and would kill anything potentially threatening to him

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feels good just to poist an meme` sometimes

Guys, i'm very bored. Post some cute and comfy

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>>7188961
>>7188829

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>>7188884
Tickle the pickle?

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>>7189006
No

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>that time steven caught opal purging when he was going to ask her if she wanted breakfast

>>7189006
I'd kill for a cock that big

Good night, cunts

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>>7189066
in your ass?

>>7189075
kys

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>>7189100
>>7189075
he is right, keep yourself snug, little peridot

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>Your favourite gem is very drunk.
>She stumble into Stevens house.
>Steven sees your fave gem is drunk and gets all worried because of how she acts when drunk,
How dose thee drunk gem act? and what are they like to Steven when there drunk as hell?

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>>7189233
About as well as it can get.

>>7189233
>pearl cries until she passes out
>garnet doesn't talk, she has problems to stand up and she randomly giggles
> amethyst says how much she loves everyone until she falls asleep

ITS SNOWING!

>>7189285
>peridot cries saying she misses homeworld then tells you to fuck off
>lapis just lays down on a corner hugging a bottle of vodka

You get to custom order your own gem of the known types, in all available colors and gem placements and personalities you could choose, what do you get and how do you treat her?

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>>7189075

>>7189356
>yellow pearl ends up stabing someone with a broken bottle
>blue pearl ends up talking about her sex life
>agate tries to woo sapphire

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>>7188670
kill yourself

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>>7188829
kill yourself

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>>7189403
Tough choice but, either the default Sapphire or the Pink one.

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>>7189387
kill yourself

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Oh boy, look who's here

>>7189403
Peridot, navel gem

>>7189429
>>7189432
>>7189440
hey indexer, show me your best opal image

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>>7189440
Wouldn't it be more helpful to post the source?

>>7189474
It's more about him being autistic than helpful.

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>>7189458
kill yourself
>>7189474
If I can find the source, so can you

>>7189516
Not when you use programs that help you find the sources that other people don't have access to.

>>7189524
All the external tools I use you can use too, both archive and GRIS are up right now