/sing/ - Sing General: Lance is best girl edition Last Threa

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>>7149378
Repostan
POST YOUR FAVORITE SETTINGS OF FANFICS
LIKE
>Anon does [x] with [x]
>fetishes
>Character goes to real world
>Genderbender
> X and Y ship
>Character gets the superpower of http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
etc
STUFF THAT FUELS THE WRITTEFAGGING
THERE IS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF THAT IN /tg/ AND /mlp/!
YOU CAN BE A WRITTEFAG TOO
https://janefriedman.com/favorite-writing-prompt-exercise-books-2/
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/4chanlit/images/3/3e/1372579076250.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140714200454
GO GO GO

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>>7149397
>anon becomes friends with [x]
>anon and [x] go into real world
>anon does [x] with [x]
>fetishes ensue

>>7149397
I'm kicking around an idea of Ash dating Anon, who, due to being an older guy, is incredibly cool to her and her friends.

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>>7149777

>>7149921
About how old would you say Ash and her circle of friends are?
I'm thinking about 14 or 15.

>>7149971
idk
dont think they mentioned their age

>>7149777
I'm playing with an idea about Anon coping with being the only human in the city.

I have some idea's like him realizing that many of the girls he's dated only see him as an exotic accessory or he was only hired at his job because he's the ultimate diversity quota, not because of his skills.

>>7149378
Is Ashfag gonna finish that story with Ash's parents.

>>7150016
>>7149971
>Self-employed
>Doesn't go to school as far as we see
>Living with boyfriend
I've got my money on highschool graduate whose parents didn't agree with the punk-rock decision so she got a crappy apartment with the bf
18 or 19, legal for cuddling

>>7149777
>>7150711
>Human in Z̶o̶o̶t̶o̶p̶i̶a̶ ̶ Sing
This is never a good idea

>>7152439
it's worked so far with sing
there's not much 'speshul snowflake' about human in Sing, Anon is just another dude of a different species.

>>7152439
y tho

>>7152439
I think the reason they aren't as cringe as the ones in the Zootopia fics is because they are more or less just quick greens about Anon doing things, rather than it being a long story like with most "Human in Zootopia" stories.

So far its just been Anon Dating [and other stuff] with a character.

I bet an ACTUAL human in Sing movie fic would probably be on par with how bad the Human In Zootopia fics can be.

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>>7153416
why are trying to start a flame war on something so stupid
there are no bands here you fucking idiot

>>7149378
What is this from

>>7152439
Part of the problem with /ztg/.

>>7153585
what do you mean?

>>7154310
What is this from?

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>>7154604
what is what from?

>>7154795
What is this thread about nigger.

>>7154795
This

>>7154837
is sing.

>>7154875
What is that.

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>>7154837
is a recent movie.
Great characters
meh soundtrack (main gimmick/selling point)
Kinda mediocre everything else
characters more than make up for it tho

>>7154915
What's it called?

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>>7154962
sing
Fortunately the character names aren't as hard to find on google

Don't try to torrent it tho, no decent rips yet

>>7155000
Man, I actually remember seeing one ad for this, in the theater for another movie.

It looked interesting enough, has OKAY reviews, but man it had some shit advertising.

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>>7155020
>shit advertising.
hue
Everyone got the same reaction
I didn't even wanted to see it but my little brother did
glad I did.
Not even a furry, just really liked how real and natural some of the dialog felt sometimes.

>>7155074
I don't mean it to say it's a bad quality movie or anything, just that damn, I only ever got one ad, not even seeing shit online.

When I saw this thread I honestly had no idea what it was about.

>>7155084
The one with the twerking bunnies and that shit butt song?

>>7155131
I barely remember it, was a bit ago.

>>7155131
God, that one still makes me cringe

>>7155074
reminder that the anon who drew this is possibly dead right now

F

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>>7156154
oh yeah
>check booru
>that one was posted one week ago
>No more of those, even tho there was 1 new daily

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>>7150711
I wanna see a story about Ash raping Anon.

You know you want it as well.

>>7158174
Eww. Femdom a shit.

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>>7158188
>fendom a shit

>>7158174
>sexually aggressive Ash
cool

>rape
fug u nerd

>You are Anon, and you have no idea how you got here.
>You woke up in pitch blackness.
>Luckily, your eyes adjusted, although that didn't improve matters.
>You're in an unfamiliar bedroom, laid out on the too-small bed.
>There's a bunch of posters on the surrounding walls, depicting what seem to be various rock bands, with a slight twist.
>The artists are all animals.
>Looking around, you see a DOOR at the far end of the room, a WALLET on the floor by the bed, and an ENVELOPE on the nightstand.

What do you do?

>>7158358
Check your body, see if anything is wrong, any scars, wounds etc? Not the first time you have got black out drunk and woken up in a strange place.

>>7158358
Do I have pants

>>7158563
^This. If something is wrong, see what you can do to help yourself for now. If you're okay, look at the Envelope

>>7158297
How about Ash is sexually aggressive towards Anon but he doesn't know how to respond because he's never had another species interested in him?

>>7158358
-Check your body

>You don't seem to have sustained any injuries in the time between being at home and somehow showing up here.

-Do I have pants

>Yes, you do.
>A rather stylish pair of blue jeans, in fact.
>They're fine, if just a bit loose around the waist.

-Look at the ENVELOPE

>You pick up the ENVELOPE.
>There's no address or stamp.
>Only your name marked on the back.

What do you do?

>>7158614
now this I can get behind

>>7158644
Envelope as in something you'd receive when being paid in cash or a letter? Search nightstand.

What is the shoes situation? If shoes are present but not on, put on the shoes.

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>>7156154
>>7156342
jst kidding

Still danger of going mad max tho. Gasolinazo riots are still on the run.

>>7158672
Got any pictures of your desert fortress? You said you hoped to shoot a sandman before they killed you, what guns are at your disposal?
How far are you from the US border?

>>7158644
-Search nightstand

>You pull open the drawer to the nightstand.
>Inside, you find various, oddly shaped sex-toys.
>Seems you're currently occupying a female's room.
>Makes you wonder where she is.

-What is the shoes situation?

>You're wearing shoes.
>It can be safely assumed that you're fully clothed.

>>7158753
>it can be safely assumed you're fully clothed
Thanks senpai, thought shoes/pants was as much as I planned to ask. Just have to be sure I'm able to book it into public in case whomever's room I'm in doesn't like me being here.

LISTEN at the DOOR

>>7158753
Also I don't know how much of this you have written/planned, if you hit a point where it'd be better to stop and write more up rather than make it up on the spot don't be afraid to call a timeout

>>7158753
-LISTEN at the DOOR

>You put your ear to the door.
>You don't hear much aside from televisions blaring and other stuff.
>Sounds like you're in an apartment building.

>>7158797
Thanks, I'll let you know.

>>7158830
Crack the door open to get a peak outside, but try and remain quiet

>>7158830
Before leaving, grab the wallet

Is it mine? Someone else's? What are the contents?
(Maybe some form of photo ID for the owner)

>>7158839
-Crack the DOOR open

>You carefully turn the knob, opening the DOOR just slightly.
>What greets you on the other side is a hallway, lined with various other doors.
>You were right, this definitely seems like an apartment building.
>Not one you recognize, though.

>>7158915
-Grab the WALLET

>You shut the DOOR and pick up the WALLET.
>Opening it up, it turns out to be yours.
>Well, so much for answers.
>Everything seems to be intact, you have your ID, your cash, etc.
>You also find a torn piece of paper, with a phone number on it.
>Strange...

>>7158735
>Got any pictures of your desert fortress?
I'm not there m8.
I can walk there but is quite far.

We are not really going to barricade (i think), My mother basically told me to help empty the entire store if things escalated and call the police.

>what guns are at your disposal
None. I would probably have just asked the policeman one unloaded or something similar just to scare the fuckers trying to intimidate our employees (whom received treats) or just anyone who has some fire arm. It would be unlikely that this would happen in any other situation but receiving dead treats on riot sprees, doesn't sound too fart-fetched.

fortunately nothing has happened. Just business as usual.
/blog

>>7158915
Go back and grab the wallet. If it isn't yours leave it, but take any cash there might be. You could need it later. (Trust me, it's for the greater good)

>>7158965
tempted to smuggle myself into Mexico with 2-3 handguns and defend the fortress

>>7158957
Attempt to assemble the paper.

Anything in the jeans pockets?

Pocket the WALLET and ENVELOPE, exit the DOOR

>>7158614
Only if she uses anatomically accurate mating attempts, such as emitting a pungent musk and making shrill toned screams.

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>>7159085

>>7159058
-Assemble the paper

>When you say the paper's torn, you mean it was a piece of paper torn from a larger piece and had a phone number scribbled on it.

-Check jeans pockets

>You pat your pockets.
>Crap, your phone's missing.
>Looks like you'll have to find another way to call the number.
>Assuming that's what you want to do.

-Pocket the WALLET and ENVELOPE

>You do so.

-Exit the DOOR

>You open the door and step out into the HALLWAY.

>>7159131
Inspect HALLWAY

Other doors? Exits? Stairwells? Occupants?

>>7159131
Head downstairs and see if anyone can lend you their phone.

>>7159170
-Inspect HALLWAY

>It's a standard hallway, doors on either side, marked with the appropriate number.
>The noise you heard from inside the apartment is louder, now that you're out in the open.
>There's a STAIRWELL at the end of the HALLWAY.
>Given the numbers by the doors, you determine that you're on the SECOND FLOOR.

>>7159176
-Head DOWNSTAIRS

>You head for the STAIRWELL, coming down into the lobby of the apartment building.
>There's a FRONT DESK, but no one seems to be behind it.
>In fact, there's no one else in the lobby with you, either.
>There might be a PHONE on the DESK, though...

>>7159109
This goes both ways, my friend.
Humans have absurd sexual stamina, and could fuck most species into a coma. Or at least to the point that they'd be rated in lists of "most sexable species.".

>>7159241
Vault front desk, search for phone or anything useful

Can we see outside?

>>7159285
Search for a newspaper as well, anything to give context to your situation.

>>7159285
-Vault FRONT DESK

>You attempt to vault over the DESK.
>You barely clear it, knocking over an empty coffee mug and some pens.
>You also land hard on your side.
>Ouch.

HP: 9/10

-Search for PHONE

>There's one on the DESK, marked with various instructions for calling certain rooms and floors.

-Can we see outside?

>Peering out one of the front windows, you can make out a STREET.
>It's dark out, but there's some STREETLIGHTS lining the sidewalk.
>Still, no sign of life anywhere.
>Weird.

>>7159362
-Search for NEWSPAPER

>Looking around outside, you spot an old fashioned NEWSPAPER CONTAINER THING.
>You know, put a quarter in, get a newspaper, that kind of thing.
>You can't make out the headline from here, so you'll probably have to buy one.

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>>7159379
>HP 9/10
Take a sip from ESTUS FLASK to rejuvenate self

>>7159408
-Take a sip from ESTUS FLASK

>All you have on you is your WALLET and the ENVELOPE.

>>7159379
Read list of callable rooms, see if any correlation between information available and scrap of phone number paper.

Call our own phone, see who might have it.
If that fails, try to call the number on the paper (depending on how legible it is)
If that fails, try to dial a random tenant and tell them you're sorry to bother them, but blacked out and can't seem to remember anything and get whatever when/where info you can.

>>7159442
>HP 9/10
Take a sip from WALLET to rejuvenate self

>>7159379
>HP: 9/10
Vibrate your particles through a solid object until your max HP raises to a less shit level.

>>7159452
-Read list of callable rooms

>You don't recognize any of the numbers in the tenant-book.
>So, no real correlation.

-Call your own phone

>It just goes straight to voicemail.

-Call the number on the paper

>Again, it goes straight to voicemail, but not one you can recall.

"Hey, this is Ash. Sorry I missed your call. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."

>A female's voice, and she sounds somewhat unenthusiastic.

Do you leave a message?

>>7159476
-Take a sip from WALLET

>You attempt to drink from your wallet
>A QUARTER pops out, landing on the floor.

-Vibrate your particles

>You shake in place for about thirty seconds.
>You don't feel any better.

>>7159578
>While you were shaking, the phone automatically hung up.
>There goes your chance to leave a message.

>>7159598
Consult bioimplants, mapping the building and surrounding area and detecting any heat signatures nearby

>>7159621
-Consult BIOIMPLANTS

>You check your WATCH
>It's a quarter to ten.

Is waiting around an option? It seems late, maybe going outside exploring wouldn't be the best idea.
Hopefully someone can show up who can explain things to us?

>>7159648
Going back to bed as well. Sleep till daybreak.

Go back to the building and yell out maybe?

>>7159648
-Wait around

>You decide to wait for a bit.
>About five minutes pass, with no one entering the lobby, coming downstairs, or even walking around outside.
>Suddenly, the phone on the desk rings.

>>7159705
Answer and gain the confidence of the caller before asking questions
we need answers

>>7159747
-Answer

>You pick up the phone with a standard greeting.

"Look, if this is about this month's rent, just know that I have it ready. I'm kind of in the middle of something right now, though, so it'll have to wait."

>>7159797
if(Caller_id == "Ash")
{
"Ash? Hey, it's Anon, do you remember me?";
}
Else { "May I ask who this is?"}

>>7159797
Roleplay aside, I've got to go for a bit, hopefully other anons continue but I'll be back in a while

keep up the good work anon

>>7159854
-"May I ask who this is?"

"Uh, this is Ash, from 211. You don't sound like my landlord..."

>>7159894
"Ash? Hey, it's Anon, do you remember me?"

>>7159951
-"Ash? Hey, it's Anon, do you remember me?"

>You hear an audible gasp.

"Oh God...I didn't think you'd wake up...where are you right now?"

>>7159991
I, um, im down I the lobby. What's going on?

>>7160061
-"I, um, I'm down in the lobby. What's going on."

"Okay, you need to get back in my apartment. It's 211, I'll explain when I get back. Hurry, before someone sees you!"

>She hangs up.

>>7160093
End of Part 1

>>7160302
Whisper "I love you" as I hear the *click* of her hanging up

>>7160302
I'm new to these kind of things. Do you have a pastebin where you keep this stuff?

>>7160901
His pastebin is in the General header, it's the Witryso one. But idk if he has this CYOA uploaded to it yet or not.

>>7161493
It's uploaded now.

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Reminder that Ash's behavior towards Lance pre-breakup points to an overall submissive personality type.

she's a teenager you pedos

milf > jailbait

>>7163224
>living with her boyfriend
>no parents in sight

It's safe to say she's legal, Anon.

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>>7163224
>she's a teenager you pedos
Don't let that stop you.

>You are anon.
>You're tired, bloody, and trying not to die.
>The monstrosity in front of you roars and charges again.
>This is going to hurt.

>Johnny tackles the creature from side at the last second to save your ass.
>Rocks and dirt fly as the two tumble away.
>You give chase.
>Johnny is getting his shit rocked, but manages to get away.
>You hurl a firebomb, hoping to distract the beast from your wounded friend.
>It turns towards you.
>You raise your sword, ready to strike.
>Ashe slides her thin sabre through your back and out your chest.

"Wait what?"

>She grins at you, that cheeky little smile she uses when teasing you.

>"That necromancer from earlier got me, I've been possessed for like 2 hours, guys. Surprise!"

"Bullshit, Stephanie used detect magic and Johnny used detect evil!"

>"Johhny failed his check, and Stephanie told me her detect magic wouldn't work anyways."

>Ash smirks, blowing a bubble with her gum before she resumes chewing.
>You wouldn't think she'd take so much pleasure in trying to murder her boyfriend,
>Then again, it is just a game, and she loves to give you shit when she can.

>You turn to Stephanie

"so I'm pretty much fucked right now?"

>The tiny otter checks some papers behind her DM screen, then nods to you
>Well shit.
>Fortunately Johhny rolls like a madman and crits on his attacks.
>Tanky paladin gorilla annihilates the thing.
>Yay. You've still got a crazy party member with her sword in you.

>You're losing HP every turn.
>Looks like this is the end for you.
>RIP Anon

>Ash leans over and whispers with Stephanie.
>After a few seconds, Ash sits back up

>"Alright, I'm allowed a will saving throw to resist the posession and save Anon."

"How?"

>"I don't know, I care about my party members or something, whatever. I'm trying to help you, stop whining."

>3
>Are you kidding me woman.
>Without a word, Ash leans over, places a kiss on your cheek, and re-rolls
>18
>That's more like it.
cont.

>>7163641
>Pretty sure she wasn't allowed to do that but whatever works.
>Johhny groans at the kiss.

>"I thought we said no being cutesy on game night guys?"

>Ash blushes and punches you in the arm.
>Ow. Why are you the one being hit?

>"Please, this bozo couldn't be cute if he tried!"

"So am I alive or not?"

>Stephanie consults her sheets again.

>"Ummm...mostly? You're all pretty much safe now, so Ash should be able to heal you if you take a long rest. Want to call it for tonight?"

>That sounds good, you've been playing for hours.
>XP is allotted, gold is distributed, sheets tucked away and dice gathered up.
>Besides the stabbing, a good bit of adventuring was had.

>You all say your farewells outside Stephanie's apartment.
>Johnny offers to drive you both home, but you decide to walk.
>Thanks though, Johnny. He's a good kid.

>Ash is uncharacteristically quiet for hte first few mintues of the trek home.
>Eventually she leans over and grabs your arm as you walk, looking up at you.

>"Anon, I...I'm sorry about how rude I get when we're with our friends."
>She looks down at the ground; you've stopped walking now.
>"I like you, a lot, but I get nervous around you sometimes and it's so easy to just put up a wall and I know I'm hard to be around and I just--"

>You drop into a squat, putting you both at eye level, and kiss her before she can continue.
>You break the kiss and pull her into a hug.

"You can be sassy sometimes, but that's just who you are."
"You aren't annoying, or dumb, or any of the other bad things you were planning on saying about yourself."
"You're a badass."

>She cracks a smile, and pulls back a bit to kiss you on the nose.

>"Thanks, anon. I just..didn't want to drive you away."

"I don't think that'll be a problem."

>And then you went to your shared apartment and had some damn god sex.

>>7163094
Fuck, that's a risky blowjob.

>no teeth pls....a-and no quills.

>>7163876
her teeth are nubby, you're safe

Femdom bunnies

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>>7163660
>>You drop into a squat, putting you both at eye level, and kiss her before she can continue.
Cute.

Nah

>tfw know a girl that looks just like Ash
you know, minus the obvious things, but oh fuck.

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>>7166679
Good save.

>>7166723
Does she act like her?

>>7166757
That's a good question. I might have to actually see the movie and not just waifu a porcupine to answer it, though.

Plan to see it next week now that kids have fucked off back to school from winter break finally. Going to be pretty crazy if they have the same personalities.

>>7166819
>I might have to actually see the movie and not just waifu a porcupine to answer it, though.
She's a very waifuable pricklepup, to be fair.

Revival

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Lol
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22249748/

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>>7156154
>>7158672
Proofs
Not ded yet

>>7166895
Yeah no kidding. Looking forward to seeing her in action

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>>7166819
>I might have to actually see the movie
Well, it should be a no brainer to know the specific product of these threads

I gotta say, I really like the gazelle women's designs, very lithe

>>7170135
>gazelle
who
pic?

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http://sleepysheepyqueer.tumblr.com/post/155711963030/meena-is-such-an-angel
How does this make you feel?

>>7170157
Just in general throughout the movie (one example is the opening scene, a gazelle and her date run up to the office to buy tickets for the "Epiphany" show). I feel one fault of Zootopia/Sing is hey make a lot of animals too cartoonish it burly such that their anatomy wouldn't really work with day-to-day life (like the horses in Zootopia, they're practically big ovals of horse)

>>7170775
>LGBTQIA+
God fucking dammit
there are people who are serious with this shit...

>>7163178
Thats the cutest part about her, after being so damaged she would never cheat on your.

(Part 2)

>You're standing in the lobby of the apartment building.
>Ash, whoever that is, told you to get back to apartment 211 before someone saw you.
>You currently have your WALLET and an ENVELOPE in your pocket.
>There is also a QUARTER on the floor.

What do you do?

>>7172799
Pick up quarter, look for a possible way to defend yourself, hide in the hall opposite end of the stairwell on the second floor so you can see who your new friend actually is.

>>7172944
-Pick up quarter

>You pocket the QUARTER.

-Look for a possible way to defend yourself

>There doesn't seem to be any weapons around here.
>You don't think you'd be strong enough to rip the phone cord out of the wall so you could choke someone with it.

-Hide

>You do as Ash says and goes back to room 211, shutting the door behind you.

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Fresh from FA.

Love Eddie, love this pic!

>>7173556
Shit nevermind.

>>7173016
Examine the quarter, see if there's anything strange about it.

Take a step back and see how you feel about this environment. Does it seem off to you?

>>7173632
-Examine quarter

>You examine the QUARTER.
>Since it came from your wallet, there's nothing really off about it.
>Just a standard coin.

-See how you feel

>You're feeling alright, except a bit hurt after that vaulting incident.
>The environment is a bit strange, but other than that, you don't feel too threatened.
>You are curious as to why this Ash person doesn't want you seen, though...

>>7173781
Did you have any upcoming plans before all this? How far back does your memory go?

>>7173981
-How far back does your memory go

>All you can really recall was being at home, your own home, watching TV or something.
>Then, suddenly, you woke up here.
>You're starting to get a bit frustrated that you're basically getting nowhere with all this thinking.

>>7173781
Go back to the apartment, you aren't getting any answers here.

>>7174159
-Go back to the apartment

>You're already in the apartment.

>>7174233
>>7174159
Sorry my bad, I just got back here and didn't notice all the new posts.

>>7174233
This is going no where fast, you know this Ash doesn't want you to be seen but maybe you should knock on a few doors, just to establish contact with ANYONE.

>>7174372
-Knock on a few doors

>You exit the apartment, knocking on the first door you see.
>You wait for a few seconds, but no one answers.
>Odd, as you can hear the TV playing inside.
>You try the next door, but it's the same thing.
>As it is for the next few doors.
>The weirdest part is that it seems the TV's are all playing the same thing, although you can't make it out.
>Defeated, you go back to 211.

>>7174498
Try to pass the time. See if there any books or magazines in your room, do some exercises or just go back to sleep.

>>7174498
What kind of sounds were the TVs making? You can make it out, but whats your best guess?

>>7174645
-Try to pass the time

>You take a seat on the bed, not really wanting to go through Ash's things anymore.
>You already saw most of her dildos, after all.

-What kind of sounds were the TV's making?

>If you had to guess, you'd say it sounded like some sort of upbeat commercial jingle, on a loop.

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>>7174828
Grab the biggest and most bizarre looking dildo, just in case

Put it in the front of your pants like in pic related, in case you need to draw it quickly

>>7175068
-Grab the biggest and most bizarre looking dildo

>You open the drawer and grab a big, black DILDO.
>It's big enough to wield like a club.
>Ash is into some kinky shit.

-Put it in the front of your pants

>You manage to stuff the DILDO into the front of your jeans.
>Only the head's sticking out, and you cover it with your shirt.
>Still, it's pretty obvious you have something rather big in your pants.

>>7175068
>>7175203
>not carrying compact dildo for low-profile CCW
Casuals

>>7175203
Call out to Ash. Maybe she's in the building?

>>7175302
-Call out to Ash.

>You call out Ash's name.
>No answer.
>The TV's do stop playing, however.
>Like someone shut them off simultaneously...

>>7175203
Go into the kitchen and eat all the best food while we wait for ash to get home, then check to see if she has a contact book or something so we can order a pizza, if we can, then order the smallest pizza, once it arrives leave it out for ~5 minutes so the whole place smells like pizza, then eat it all, if anon is full, throw away the pizza out the window. If anon can't order pizza, find something like incense and burn it all, or take all her ice and dump it in the bathtub, also unmake the bed, and turn on the shower and use all the hot water, also hide the TV remote and any phone chargers or things like that


We're gonna prank Ash SO hard

>>7175348
Hmmm.... this is pretty spooky, this may be a stupid request but see if theres any stars in the sky (if the apartment has a window). It would be strange to be in a starless land.

>>7175348
Back to the lobby, fast, CAREFULLY hide behind counter

>>7175384
-Go into the kitchen

>You open the fridge.
>Nothing really interesting.

-See if there's any stars in the sky

>You peek out the window.
>Yeah, there are definitely stars out there.
>You also manage to spot a big, black van pass by the building.
>You can't make out the driver.

-Go back to the lobby

>The sudden arrival of that van makes you think that's a bad idea...
>But, you go anyway.

-Hide behind counter

>There's no counter, so you hide behind the front DESK.
>You refrain from vaulting it again, but manage to stub your toe on the corner.

HP: 8/10

what the fuck are you autists doing. There's a game board for this type of shit, how is this even Sing.

>>7175473
Is there a computer in the lobby? If yes, go on trash and call >>7175512 an asshole

Also check the time on the computer

>>7175556
-Check the time on the computer

>You have a watch.
>It's five past ten.

>>7175556
>>7175584
Kill yourself autist faggot, go to the game board for this shit. How is this even Sing

>>7175584
Check the news on the computer.

>>7175593
I know how you feel. I see people having fun in a thread and it JUST MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. These goys MUST be stopped. Only us Chosenites can have fun.

>>7175473
>stub toe 10x = ded
ok

>>7175645
No you selfish dumb shit, you do whatever you want and don't give a fuck about the point of the thread. Do you think people that come to a thread about Sing are here to read your autistic eRP ? discuss the movie and the characters, this is why people come here.

Or maybe that's why there's literally no one that comes to these threads since all it offers is two faggots RPing with each other

Dumb shit

>>7175629
-Check the news on the computer

>The computer has a login.
>A login that you don't know.

>>7175677
without writefags general threads would be shit

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>>7175707
Yes anon, without two faggots RPing in a thread about a movie about singing animals the thread would be shit, that's exactly why OP made this thread.

This RP is 100% why people come to this thread and it's exactly the purpose of a thread about a movie.

>>7175681
Username: Admin
Password: Password

>>7175681
Do a thorough exploration and investigation of the hotel, see if there's any newspapers lying around.

>>7175841
-Username: Admin
-Password: Password

>It doesn't work.

>>7175850
-See if there's any newspapers lying around

>There's a newspaper dispenser outside.
>Looks like it costs a QUARTER for a newspaper.
>You're not sure if you're willing to go outside with that van prowling about.

>>7175681

Whip out your dick and jack off onto the keyboard "sticky keys"

>>7175886
Look into store windows maybe?

>>7175905
-Whip out your dick

>You try to whip out your penis, but only succeed in yanking out the big, black DILDO.
>It slips out of your hand and hits the monitor, knocking it over.
>The screen glitches for a moment before going dark.
>Great.

>>7175944
-Look into store windows.

>There is what looks to be a clothing store across the street, but it looks to be closed.
>The big glass window is dark, with only a few dressed mannequins in various sizes able to be seen.

>>7175993
Anything strange about the mannequins?

>>7176025
-Anything strange about the mannequins

>Other than some of them are a bit too large or too small for human clothing, not really.

Sing ?

>>7175993
Get back inside, Ash might be with you any minute.

Also is your dick still out?

Reminder to not feed trolls (you)s

>>7176044
-Get back inside

>You're already inside, you were just peering out the window.

-Is your dick still out

>You never whipped out your dick.
>You accidentally whipped out the DILDO instead, and it broke the computer monitor.
>The DILDO is on the floor, along with the broken monitor, and the pens and coffee mug from when you tried vaulting over the desk.
>You made quite a mess.

>>7176129
(you)

>>7176142
Use the phone in the lobby to call anyone you know.

>>7176203
-Use the phone.

>You try calling Ash's number again.
>No answer.

>>7176244
Can you access the higher floors (if there are any) and/or the roof of the building?

>>7176244
Be sure to pick the dildo up again before going to the roof

>>7176290
-Access the higher floors

>You start to head up the stairs, when there's a heavy knock at the front door.

>>7176326
-Grab the dildo

>You pocket the DILDO again.

>>7176334
Shouldn't front doors of a public building be open already?

>>7176334
Peek your head out to see whose there. Try not to reveal yourself.

>>7176375
-Shouldn't front doors of a public building be open already?

>It's past ten o'clock at night.
>And there's already weird things going on, so this might as well happen, too.

>>7176399
-Peek your head out

>You peek your head out to see through one of the windows.
>Outside are a bunch of humanoid figured dressed in black, all holding what looks to be military-grade weaponry.
>This doesn't look good.
>They knock again.

>>7176434
are they dressed in black like Riot police or some other military, or like Isis and not as pro looking?

>>7176599
-What are they dressed like?

>Their gear is reminiscent of riot police.
>They knock again, getting a bit impatient.
>You should probably do something...

>>7176434
Slink back up stairs, find a window that's low enough for you to jump out of without breaking your bones.

>>7176633
get to the roof jump down onto the police and beat them with the dildo

>>7176655
-Slink back upstairs

>You quietly climb up the stairs again, heading back to 211.

-Find a window

>There's one in the room, thankfully.
>You easily open it.
>Looking down below, it's fortunately positioned over an open dumpster.
>Bit of a messy, but other wise safe landing.

-Jump

>You slip out the window. landing square in the dumpster.
>It still hurts, even with the cushioning of trash.

HP: 7/10

>>7176677
-Get to the roof

>You just jumped down out of the building.
>You think your chances are better away from the men with guns.

search for something useful in the dumpster

>>7176770
-Search for something useful

>All you find is trash.
>You should probably get out of the dumpster, it smells.

>>7176794
Stick to the back alleys if you can. Avoid the street. Find a place where you can observe.

>>7176794
>armed dudes
>alleyway
Use walkie-talkie to alert dad that the cops are here

>>7176889
-Stick to the back alleys.

>You do so.
>You remember that Ash was supposed to show up.
>Looks like that might not be the case, not that those gunmen are here.
>Now what?

End of Part 2

>>7176966
Good stuff. I look forward to the next instalment.

>>7176966
Good shit dude

>>7176966
So... I guess Anon is an alien in this world?

>>7179156
it sounded like some wonky horror shit was going on with the synchronized tvs/lack of other people/spooky black van

Maybe anon is trapped in some sort of alternate world or nightmare, getting a rubyquest vibe

I wish there was more content involving the red pandas, anyone know an estimate of what minutes they appear in the movie?

>>7179529
>Inb4 turns into a Lovecraft CYOA

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she's cute when she's mad

>>7182675
>>7181313
she's cute when she's <anything>

>>7182338
I kinda doubt it, Lovecraft memeboys usually can't shoehorn their shit into stuff for more than 5 minutes without mentioning madness.

>>7171289
You know how eager a simple "good girl" when she does what you want could do?
You could easily get her to accept you using her body as you please.

Little bump before bed.

>>7181325
Havent seen the movie yet. Gonna torrent it.

But I've told they appear for like 5-10 minutes.

>>7182675
>angery

>>7185851
They've got ~2mins screentime, tops

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>>7192583
You'll never know for sure whether or not you can impregnate a porcupine unless you try. Repeatedly.

>>7192670
>tfw you'll never kiss her paws

>>7192670
I wonder how anal would work?

>>7195506
Let her hang her legs off the side of a table so you can go in lower, and do it face to face.

>>7195506
>>7195709
>>7192670
pretty much all sex would have to be face-to-face
[spoiler] which is the best way to have sex desu[/spoiler]

>>7196145
It would be incredibly hot look her in the eyes while pounding her into a bliss coma with your human stamina.

>>7192670
>all those needles blocking her entrance

I dunno, that seems like a massive risk

>>7196777
That's why you flip her over.

>>7196799
And now your nuts are at risk of being stabbed. Nice

>>7196927
>>7196777
I'm guessing quill maintanence/trimming/grooming is a thing in Sing universe

>>7197104
So do I. To get intimate at all with her, she'd have to trim the barbs off.

>>7197240
This made me think. There's no actual need for quills in porcupines in civilized areas, but they still keep them as is. Nobody seems to mention this, even though they'd be far more approachable without them trimmed..
Are they a matter of pride for the species? Do they just feel exposed without them, do some simply trim them while others don't? After all, we only saw 3 porcupines, all punks.

>>7197870
For a minute I thought that was Sans

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>>7197799

>>7197799
>>7198329
I can't ignore the fact that she's like 90.

>>7198345
Hey, a 90-year-old with a body like that?

Age ain't a dealbreaker.

>>7197799
>speaking voice is clearly a white woman yet her singing voice is clearly a black woman
What's up with that?

>>7197870
that looks like shat m8

Lolok

>>7198084
kek

>>7202687
The cul?

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Wow, this thread is getting slower and slower. It use to be lively here, what happened?

>>7204987
Nothing to talk about. no content. sing is kill.

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Do you think Becky is into getting turned into a cocksleeve

>>7204987
I'm trying to git gud so I can deliver stuff.

>>7205476
also, no good rips :(

>>7205421
Nah. Porcupine peckers are spikey too. They probably never fug.

>>7206627
Do you think Ash would be surprised by a non-spikey dick?

>>7208470
Non-spikey? Probably not, I'm sure the creatures tend to have at least a little knowledge of some of each others anatomy.
But finding it preferable? Probably.

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>>7205421
I wonder what the logistics of getting both punkupines to agree to harem up would be.

>>7205421
She getting turned into a cocksleeve for the BIG HUMAN COCK

>>7212390
This is why humans aren't seen in the movie.

The male animals wont allow their presence.

>>7212000
that's a cute porcuwife

>>7210572
I guess realistically it could happen, but would need a specific set of circumstances (couldn't just be arranged with some smooth-talk and a dinner date)
Also Lance wouldn't be able to do it, he's the least charismatic prick I've seen in a while, though I'm not factoring in women's possible attraction to his "i don't give a fuck/narcissistic" attitude

>>7214348
Wouldn't want the fuckboi to do it.

My first thought on working the route is getting Ash to feel some sympathy for Becky when she also realizes Lance is a douche, then working them up to friends.

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>>7214799

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>>7214808

>>7198412
Super trained voice acting

why is ash black

>>7202687
>>7204987
>>7212000
>>7210572

I want to MARRY this prickledog

>>7215432
Yes.
I want to also attempt to create a cross-species hybrid with her.

>>7215432
I wanna hug her.

>>7215622
I want to see art of Anon hugging an embarrassed Ash, while she tells him to be careful.

Working on a story about pricklepup waifu right now, I'll try to have the whole thing done by tomorrow. either keep this alive or start another one when the time is right.

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>mfw
http://nonbinarycharacteroftheday.tumblr.com/post/155822686371/todays-nonbinary-character-of-the-day-is-ash

>>7219977
How can a fucking animated porcupine have a non-binary gender? tumblr is srsly the worst. Who cares who identifies as what?

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I want this.

>>7219977
>>7220045
I just read through all of that shit in that blog. It's pure fucking cringe. Some of them seem like satire, because they got fucking FERRIS BULLER in there.

>>7218772
Whats it going to be about?

>>7215162
What are you talking about?
The chimp and the elephant seem to be the only blacks

>>7176041
yeah

>>7220322
I mean, that's what it looks like based on everyone's humanized art of her

>>7220260
Got drunk and passed out around 4am.
I'll post a sneak peak in a little while

>>7220064
Where at? I can't find any products for this movie besides the soundtrack and overpriced plushies.

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Damn, we gave up on this general. So how bout them Red Pandas?

>>7222609
Is it cheating if I choose all 5 as my waifu?

>>7222742

Yes. You can pick only one. One. Not two, not any other number, just one. One! ONE! *ONE!* *ONLY ONE!* FOREVER!

>>7222609
They are haremcest/10.

>>7222609

Hardly any content going around. You think any other generals will take us like rapefugees

>>7222609
>>7222742
>>7222840
>>7222954
Which one would you fug? yellow for me

>>7223572
Green obviously

>>7223572
Did you not read the word harem?
They are C. U. C. K.s.

>>7223614
Not bad, m8.

>>7223627
can only pick one anon sama

>>7223663
>can only pick one anon sama
Why?

>>7223679
Monogamy is best.

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>>7225274
I didn't know one person could be this wrong.

>>7221976
Says at the bottom of the cup. Universal Studios.

>>7221573
WHERE'S THE SNEAK PEAK BRAH?

>>7227308
"What? Your itty bitty ears can't handle the big loud sounds?" Ash chided sarcastically
>"Too loud for a sound guy who's been running concerts since you were a child? Yeah, no..." You scoffed
"Hey! You're only like 5 years older than me." She retorted indignantly
>"Mhmm, yet you're still a child. Well, acting like one anyway."
"Ugh, you're such a jerk!"she huffed
>Ash stomps her foot and storms off angrily, flinging a couple of quills at you .
> You throw your hands up to protect your self from the pointy projectiles.
>Most of them miss you.
> One quill found its mark though, and stuck defiantly out of your forearm.
> You lean out of the booth and down the hall calling after the moody porcupine: "RUDE!"
> She ignores you and keeps walking.
> You turn back to the soundboard in front of you and grab a pair of pliers that had been laying there.
> You wince as you grab firmly at the base of the intruding quill, and yank it sharply out of your arm.
> You shook your head, impossibly frustrated at the ignorance and immaturity of this animal.
> You let a loud groan of exasperation escape your lips.
> No sooner does this utterance leave your mouth, than a pink mass appears in your peripheral vision and addresses you.

"You know it's because she likes you right?" A warm tender voice says

>>7225306
Why is being faithful to one waifu so hard for people?

>>7228846
That's all for now. that's kinda in the middle of the story. I didn't have a much time as I wanted to work on it today. I'll get back to it tonight when I get home from work.

>>7228846
A bit too much tsuntsun for my taste, especially given how subby she actually is. But not so much that I'm not still interested.

>>7228846
My body is ready for this
You're so good at making down to earth stuff same with the other writer

>>7229282
She's also a punky sarcastic teenager, who would sass back in a heart beat. especially, if you pissed her off

>>7229282
>>7230340
Her sub-ness comes out in moments of trust/intimacy.
Here we have her both angry and dealing with the stress of confronting Anon when she is trying to handle her feelings for him. No doubt that'd bring out the tsun something fierce.

New thread
>>7232995