/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Working Out Edition
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>Extras:
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>Animated Short Coming Based Off "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
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This Week's Episodes:
Suite and Sour (TODAY)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort
Baby Steps (Tuesday: 1/10)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
Brawl in the Family (Wednesday: 1/11)
>When Lori and Leni both buy the same dress, a fight breaks out, leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House
Back in Black (Thursday: 1/12)
>When Lucy gets a crush on a normal boy, her sisters give her a makeover
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Later Episodes (Airdate: TBD):
Making the Grade
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
Vantastic Voyage
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Patching Things Up
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but they soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other
Cheater by the Dozen
>Lincoln and Clyde think Lori is being cheated on, so they start an investigation
Some protection.
An employed Fritz is a happy Fritz.
>>7139377
Suite and Sour (TODAY)
>The Loud kids promise to behave themselves on a trip to a resort
Download: https://mega.nz/#!sw0RFabR!yHH6ozqFy89gPMVfbtrCgrH9970B4hiAs27mtP_fkDc
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>7139424
Thanks MEGA anon
And they went to the hot tube right as the episode ended
What was your favorite joke this episode? I honestly let out a good laugh when Lola said "Less oil sweetheart. You're not marinating a chicken"
>>7139616
Lori walking back into the bedroom and eating shit down the hole
>>7139594
>a pool filled with loud semen
>>7139616
Leni evicting herself and the whole family from the hotel, I mean Fritz.
>>7139616
The real reason they were kicked out
>>7139616
Maintenance guy telling Luan "Please leave."
Mostly only liked the material with the parents for this episode. I'm not a fan of when the kids do things in public with no self awareness.
>>7139616
That was kind of hot.
>>7139616
Scalebound been cancelled. But that and "You're done?" were great too.
>>7139639
>"If you strike me down, I will become far more powerful than you can ever imagine."
>>7139639
>Mr Loud gets all the women in the hotel pregnant
Absolute madman
>>7139710
That was funny as fuck. I would have just kicked her down the stairs.
LESS oil, sweetheart
I need more Spa QT in my life.
>>7139754
He also tries to bribe the hotel manager with quarters. Absolute pimp god.
Luna's fucking dead
>>7139639
Looks like Lori finally snapped. Get it?
>>7139772
that's Diem Doan buddy.
the resort staff were all Loud Crew members
>>7139594
Now that's proper roleplaying when you put the zinc oxide on your nose because you're afraid of moonburn.
And dang, Rita is seriously yummy here!
>>7139818
Oh shit.
>And the gods themselves descend upon us.
Drawing of Lynn Sr. and Rita skinny-sipping? Anybody?
She's a treasure
>>7139877
Our top men are working on it now.
>>7139410
Where was your protection when the brave people of Rhodesia were driven from their homes, raped and murdered by the Afro-communist menace?
>>7139855
We worship you..............we sacrifice virgins to Chris Savino in our off-time. Seriously.
name this porno.
Bad luck, somebody post again this thread for the shitposters: >>7139852
>>7139895
Three's a loud.
I do not regret these thoughts
It's their fault, they know what they are doing
>>7139892
I was there fighting on your side. But one lasgun wasn't enough.
>>7139895
Lily takes on the town
>>7139895
Jughead And The Cradle Robbers
HOLY SHIT ARE THEY BASED ON ARCHIE JUGHEAD AND MOOSE, THOUGH??
>>7139931
Holy shit i can see it.
>>7139895
"The Hangover IV: Louds Gone Wild!!!"
or
"Deep Loud V: Mr. Cocoanuts' Revenge."
>>7139928
One Rhodesian soldier is worth a thousand communists. How much do you think a man of the Death Korps is worth?
Not enough, it seems.
Haven't watched the episode yet so tell me, is it good overall or not?
>No one talking about Lori being dressed as Rita
>>7139892
>tfw born too late to try to save Rhodesia
>>7139938
me on the bottom left
>>7139944
There were no trenches. If you Rhodesian's had trenches we would've won.
>>7139946
Pretty fucking good desu. The jokes were really great.
>>7139948
Without the hips or ass, though, Lori ain't no Rita.
>>7139710
Speaking about maintenance guy...
A cute
>>7139978
Please leave.
CHARGE!
>>7139931
I'd say Reggie instead of Moose.
"Archie's Resort Romp 2: Royal Woods Boogaloo"
>>7139949
>tfw barely born in time to save the rest of Scandinavia
>>7139892
Shit dude, don't give me feels.
One day, Rhodesia will be once again white and prosperous, and Constantinople will be Christian
>>7140001
my bad anon, you're right, i thought moose was the black-haired jock, oh lord
https://picarto.tv/masterhation
>>7140007
That would require killing off most of the millions of Muslims in Constantinople (Istanbul). Until the war for Western Civ finally arrives, that ain't gonna happen. Fingers crossed, though.
>>7139920
Basically Rhodesia was completely cut off from the rest of the world by the war because the British wanted to force Rhodesia to immediately get blacks into the government on mass, while the Rhodesian government ultimately did want blacks to take a larger role in the country but wanted it to be a slow and steady natural evolution (the voting system in Rhodesia required a certain amount of education, and Rhodesians provided free education to blacks).
Since people didn't like this "slow and steady" approach they boycotted Rhodesia, effectively making the Bush War Rhodesia alone vs. Soviet and Chinese backed black communists from all directions.
>>7140007
Paris isn't even Christian anymore. Europe rots in its own degeneracy as the Americans try to claw themselves out of the multicultural pit. Will we even live to see Rhodesia restored to its rightful owners?
Rate
>>7140060
5/10. Richer, bitchier Lori.
>>7140036
Anything is possible in this time. Trump got elected, Europa will soon go Imperivm and destroy mudslimes and heretics.
Besides, there are tensions between Muslim-majority countries and Western countries.
I'll pray for us to reconquer Constantinople and make it great again.
>>7140071
That guy was no monkey. An Illuminati plant, perhaps, but no monkey.
So, Lynn fucking Lori with a strap-on when?
>>7140071
Too soon
Mr. Shitp Oster, we've been getting some complaints and we're gonna have to ask you to leave
>>7140078
Deus Vult 2: Electric Removaloo soon
The Christians shall rise again
>>7140109
That's too bad
Oh shit, Nick leaked the credits for Back in Black.
what if Luan told you to go into her fun house?
>>7140110
>>7140078
If it ain't white, it ain't right!
>>7140078
Trump ain't gonna intervene in shit unless we are directly attacked. He made it clear in his speeches he basically wants America to go the isolationist route and fix itself first before dealing with other countries. And that will take a long time. ONLY if we are attacked and messed with will he pull out the troops. So basically one can only hope for an "event" were many, many Americans are killed before Trump risks troops overseas. I don't know if we want to see that without first preparing first.
>>7140122
>Rocky
So we know his name
>>7140122
Oh shit, nice eye anon.
>>7140126
I would tell her "Please Leave."
>>7140122
>Rocky
IT'S HAPPENING
>>7140122
>Rocky
>But also Rusty Spokes
Oh shit
4chan pass
>all it take to win Lucy over and into her patty cake is to make up some ghost story
unf nice
>>7140122
>No Clyde again
Wow........... this is the sort of racism we have to expect from Drumpf's AmeriKKKa!!
Fuck the spic society, man. It doesn't matter where I go, they never share the same ideas I have.
Fuck them.
>>7140188
What ideas do you have, then?
>>7140188
What did we do this time?
t. spic
>>7139913
>Who wore it better?
>>7140188
What
>>7140122
>Bobby appears
Rocky confirmed spic.
>give you the shaft
What did she mean by this?
>>7140220
>Rocky is Bobby's cousin
Fantastic episode! I love how they decided to now show the parent's faces all the time, and that tease in the beginning of the episode by hiding them and then showing them was a brilliant move.
Can't wait for tomorrow's episode.
>>7140220
He probably tries to finger Lucy before the boyfriend does.
>>7140235
>Voiced by Ethan Mora
>Mora is a spic surname
DEEPEST LORE
>yfw he's not a cousin, but a younger brother who had never been mentioned before
>>7140220
>It's some even more spic cousin of theirs
Oh god
>>7140232
Maybe you should accept that you are a fucking freak, it's not society's fault
>>7140252
Don't forget that Lucy blushed in the pool episode because she could feel Bobby's chorizo. Their love is mutual.
>>7140244
You know, these constant banana pics are really turning me off of the fucking fruit.
>>7139754
Lincoln inherited that desire to spread genes.
Am I in /b/? YLYL?
>>7140233
Anything you want it to be
Anything
>>7140259
Stop, it hurts.
>>7140268
Did not notice that.
>>7140232
What are your tastes like, dude?
I know most spics are normies, but you will eventually find someone similar
>>7140188
Fellow spic here. I agree, it's why a huge majority of us here identity as whites lmfao.
>>7140256
>yfw is just Ronnie Anne disguised as a boy
Oh man, did they went too far with this one?
>The chill of the wind from the top of the roof of the resort bite Lori despite in not even being that cold for a spring's evening. The exhausted teen sat up against the roof's generator with herself and Lily, tied down to a protruding pipe so as not to wonder anywhere near the edge. Rest assured, Lori had no intent of getting close to the ledge either. It wasn't necessarily a fear of heights as much as it was a fear of being without any support
>Being stuck on the roof was a terrifying experience, but the fear gradually diminished with time. Slow, arduous time. Minutes felt like hours. Hours felt like... well not day, but at least really long hours. With nary a solution to the pair's predicament in sigh, Lori settled for just waiting
>You missed all the exciting stuff hours ago, honestly. When Lori was first locked up their and scared out of her mind. Her thoughts swam with terror after minutes of trying to budge the locked door to the roof open. After coming to the realization that she was locked out, she thought mostly of Lily's well being. The young eighteen mouth old hardly gave a peep though. She seemed completely oblivious to the dire mood Lori found herself was in
>Panicked, Lori's next immediately course of action was to check for a fire escape, but fearing of Lily, she had the girl tied down by the generator. Now was the fun part; checking out every corner of the roof. Lori moved slow and methodically across the solid and even ground. As if her mind were creating unnecessary desperation, she became unbalanced and nauseous the closer she got to the edge of the comparatively monolithic tower. After looking around for any possible fire escape, she backed away quickly and orientate herself with Lily and the generator
>With all possible means of escaping thoroughly sought after, Lori's only other alternative was the door. She's has to break it down. And, yeah, obviously that didn't work so well.
>>7140292
And if you identify as white, they rip you for that, too, I have noticed.
>>7140292
I don't
>>7140300
>Introducing the first interracial underage lesbian couple in the world of cartoons
wew lad
Hey guys!
>>7140282
Moe?
>>7140289
I can't tell them or they will found out who I am.
>>7140300
Did not know Linc is into cross-dressers. Hmmmmmmm. Naughty boy.
>>7140312
Shit, Lynn Sr. is such a fucking jew, I bet he never tips.
>>7140323
No anon, I'm over here
>>7140312
It was better with their faces hidden. The magic is over.
Savino a H A C K.
>>7140312
>Lynn Sr. with the dino arms
>>7140337
He did try to give quarters (?) to the hotel staff. Totally boss, too.
>>7140343
Nobody seems to mind around here.
>>7139616
Lori breaking down the door with a TV antennae.
You stinkers!
Alternate Universe where Luna is voiced by Seth Rogan
>UGHHUHUHUEHEH HEY BRO!
>>7140375
Lily was just sitting there looking like she was saying to herself---"Man, what a dumb bitch sister I have."
>>7140386
>stinky Louds
unf nice
We need a Lucy edit for the upcoming episode.
>>7140375
>>7140122
>Lucy's crush name is Rocky (probably)
Is it me or is "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" comes into mind?
>Bobby's in the episode
Lucy's probably asking advice from Lori and Bobby.
>>7140393
GAAAAAHHH
>>7140409
Could it be some Italian-American friend of Lincoln's?
>>7140420
Yes
>>7140415
kitty khat
>>7140420
Lynn's Lemonade
Has it really been that long?
>>7140409
Those two are the last people she should be seeking advice from, IMO.
Luna is dead! bravo!
>>7140441
Hellllooooo, kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7140450
>Lynn will never spill her lemonade on your dick
>>7140421
If that's the case then there's 2 things that could describe her crush:
-is based on Rocky Balboa
or
-is named after The Rocky Horror Picture Show in one way or another
YA GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL IF YOU WANT THIS BOY'S HOLE!
>>7140468
It's all my fault!
>>7140468
As a devout Lunafag, I speak for other Lunafags here in telling you to go fuck yourself with a baseball bat. Sideways.
Keep it up. You will be challenged to a duel, sir/ma'am.
>>7140441
Sexy baby kitty
>>7140468
>>7140503
Is it just me or did anyone else here think for a moment that that was Giggles instead of Ruth?
>>7140491
>>7140122
Lucy, your husbando is a rock
>>7140530
GOODBYE PEDOTHREAD!
A crusader saving Constantinople is fucking hilarious
>>7139377
>Baby Steps (Tuesday: 1/10)
*inhales*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>7140545
That is not that unusual in these times.
>>7140549
Fix bayonets.
Sorry Lynn, you're just too good
>>7140307
>So now, the pair sat waiting to be rescued. Lori's phone would have been a help if it hadn't been dead for hours now. With the odds stacked against them, Lori just had to hold out hope that someone would stumble on them; whether it be a random employee or someone actively looking for them. If there was one thing Lori regretted the most though, it was that Lily was even with her. She thought about that while holding the little girl in her arms. Why did she have to suffer for a stupid mistake on the part of her irresponsible older sister? Lily was still peaceful as ever, resting shut eyed up against here sister. Lori stroked the babies soft head and hummed to her
>"Sorry about all this, Lily. Hopefully someone'll come get us soon."
>Lily's only response was to lightly blow a raspberry
>With that, Lori looked off to the sunset, deciding to shut her eyes as well, in the hope that maybe she'll wake up with all her problems resolved
>>7140468
Thank God. One less ape in the world. Fuck Harambe
>>7140068
Better than Whori
>>7140060
>Shit hair
>Generic voice
5/10
>>7140580
What was so funny about Lori though was later in the episode when she is in the balcony. Telling Bobby to hang up first and then being surprised when he does. Goes to the heart of her narcissistic personality perfectly.
>>7140549
Why doesn't Savino just rape Clyde?
>>7140619
Because Savino is a pedo but only for little girls.
I love Lucy!
>>7140599
I guess.
>>7140632
In-Joke then.
>>7140643
This show has given me a goth fetish.
>>7139616
>"You sound like my daughter, Leni!"
>"You sound like my dad, Dad!"
Fritz is my personal highlight in the episode.
Do you guys like shoeposter or /sug/poster?
>>7140677
I've always liked goths, but goth lolis? Damn...
>>7140687
I miss jojo
>>7140687
I'd take shoeposter over you and /sug/fag, at least he doesn't spam every fucking thread.
>"If you don't fix this, will they give you the SHAFT?"
Great episode, if the other two are like this I won't even have a problem with tomorrow's episode
>>7141277
>Lucy telling Lincoln some bs on how it needs to be dark for the ghost to show up
>>7141277
>Rita and Lynn Sr. fucking in that pool, then having to explain to their kids why they're getting another sibling
Also, the "all the kids skinny-dipping" idea that a few other people have mentioned.
>>7141277
Lori x Lynn a role too far lewd to sex.
Leni loud bell hop
Lincoln and Lucy Ghost hunters
Various raunchy sex tells all public resulting in the conception of each loud kid
>>7141277
The Loud kids finding out the real reason they were kicked out
>>7141320
>Luna was conceived at a concert
>Luan at a comedy stand-up
>Lynn was conceived after/during a match
Liked the episode, bro?
You wish I was in it more, don't ya?
>>7141277
Lynn and Lana trapped in the elevators.
>>7141404
You've done well
>>7141277
>Linc like to roleplay and ghost hunt in the dark with Lucy
>Wet Lynn
>Lola getting an oil massage
>Lanakitty and Lilycat
>Skinny dipping in general
>>7141356
so the 11th sister would be like a homemaker then?
So, was the episode good? also dubs defuses.
>>7141404
>one right on her shirt
Come one Savino, couldn't at least give us a wet shirt?
>>7141434
END
>>7141434
The episode was pretty good yeah. Also Moonman defused Clyde bombs forever so fuck off.
>>7141434
Moonman defused you forever, neighbor. Neck yourself.
Also it was hilarious.
>>7141434
There is nothing to defuse
>>7141394
The only reason I liked this episode was because you weren't in it much, you cunt
>>7141455
MOONMAN DOES IT AGAIN
>>7141455
THERE WE GO
MOONMAN MOONMAN
Surprise!
>>7141394
Nah
There's enough lamp in the episode.
>>7141455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRqc57ANkLU
Would you a cat Leni?
Ok, the episode was cool and i'm happy.
Time to accept some color request:
>No mature content
>Try to don't request very details pics
>>7141529
>>7141541
Can you tell which character are?
I need to find their original colors.
>>7141558
linka on the left and loni on the right
>>7141455
DELET THIS
>>7141320
Lori phone booth while parents are dressed as super man and Lois lane.
Leni a changing room at a store
Luna a concert
Luna a circus
Lynn the olypmics
Lincoln a comic convention
Lucy a funeral
Twins in the background of a double mint gum commercial
Lisa a school or library
Lily a nude beach
>>7141586
>luna was conceived twice
I want to see more Lola wearing a swimsuit
>>7141604
The ded Luna we saw in the episode was the first Luna, to be replaced by her long-lost twin for the rest of the series.
>>7141277
I want this >>7140960
>>7141586
Lynn's 13 so she was conceived in about 2002-2003 meaning she couldn't be born during the summer olympics
Range ban the banana when?
>>7141637
Yes now fuck off back to your space rock nigger show
What if it turned out for some inexplicable reason Luna's mere presence around couples trying to conceive a child boosted their fertility so she started selling her services of simply standing near couples while they tried to make a baby but the local Mafia Boss heard about this and kidnapped her and for some reason Lynn Sr and forced her to make his prized race horse mate but it turned out turned out the horse was actually gay for another male horse in the stable so Luna and Lynn Sr let the horses go so they could live their homosexual life together in peace then just left the stable and the Mafia never bothered them again about for no reason.
>>7141575
>>7141785
Hey Clydebomber why don't you go bomb the SU general? Moonman won't save them.
Report and hide.
Everyone looks all skewed in this shot and ONLY this shot in the episode. I'm guessing it's because they made an attempt to match the storyboards? Not sure what's goin on here. I don't mind it, though.
OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE NEW EPISODE
>>7141771
Play Rockband 4/watch a movie/group decision on whatever
Alcohol for those who ask
>>7141841
If you squint it looks like Lynn has no pupils.
>>7141859
>>7141771
Fuck them all, I'm always horny
>>7141805
Jesus, how did I miss that?
>>7141908
>>7141917
What the fuck is this?
Posted to vid.me
vid.me/vUNx
>>7141771
Watch a movie, play some games and later go to eat something outsite.
>End the night with hugs
What if she told you to give her the shaft?
>>7141917
Hey post this on fatjewuniverses general
>>7141917
This is just mean.
Like, why? Why this specifically?
>>7141984
Please stay
Am I the only one who realized that this is the first episode where nobody talked to the audience.
>>7142046
Ah-ah-ah! Study Muffin and Cereal Offender.
>>7142046
Wow
I can't believe they did the skinny dipping joke
I want to rub Luan's feet!
>>7142124
Same tb h
Not really a foot guy, just want to keep her stress free
Should i write my yugioh crossover as a series of oneshots?
>>7142041
>lewd luan
(keep the semen demon at bay)
>>7142230
IF you want but put a ghostrick deck for Lucy!!
Anybody want a mah-ssage?
>>7142255
Of course, i need to update the archetypes.
And then theres the fact im shit at building decks. But then so are the anime writers.
FEET
>>7142244
Come on, Lincoln, I won't bite
>>7142230
Only if feats King of Games shenanigans. Don't need to be scary exclusively TCC.
>Lynn Sr is confirmed best character
I was skeptical as shit when they showed their faces, but i know now it was to give them more lines and let them emote more, and for that I thank Savino for making the call
>>7142304
Tcc?
>>7142305
>Not realizing he was the best character back in season 1
He's always stood out IMO
>>7142305
Just hoping they don't go all FoP on us.
>>7142303
>>7142327
Trading Card Games ™.
>>7142349
No Lynn Sr. actually loves his kids.
>>7142349
How so?
>>7141629
Is it bad that I want to see a pic of Leni, Lana, and Lily in the Sprixie Kingdom having an adventure?
>>7142378
So, i can break the rules to make it more like the anime?
>Did this kids show end with a offscreen sex scene
>>7142422
What if Lynn Sr. offered you a penny to forget about Luna?
>>7142442
Who?
>>7142404
Saying to focus on more than Just Card Games on [Last Trend Here]. It's in the series name afterall, King of Games.
And yeah, If you're using Atem then there must have some bullshit.
>>7142442
Would be funnier if you used a button.
>>7142442
>he throws it at me
"Here's a penny, you ninny."
I'd leave outta respect for the man
>>7142514
Well i am using archetypes, synchro and xys.
But bullshitery and altered rules is in every series.
>Writers doesn't know what to do with Luna and Lisa recently
>It's an Angry Dad episode
Great episode guys
Now goodnight, feelin too tired
>>7142547
>the episode where daddy came home with alcohol on his breath
We'd better get some skinny dipping material by the end of the week.
>>7142445
Nice
>>7141475
i bet those are squirting flowers...
>>7142547
>ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING 10 ACROSS THE ASS
>>7139377
Just came back from watching the episode.
Now, to be clear, how fucking many of you fantasized about the skinny dipping scene?
>>7142558
Please no.
>>7142366
i suspected she'd be a squirter...
>>7139594
>We'll tell them when they're older
Nickelodeon's first successful adult-type joke in a kids show since when?
>>7142602
Do you think he masturbated to the security footage?
>>7142587
Even Lori?
>>7142602
my headcanon is that they played marco polo upside down.
>>7142547
probably going out with Rita for the evening and warning them to behave.
>>7139594
>night
>sunscreen on Mr. Loud's nose
I wonder what he was planning. . .
>>7142547
>Mad dad about to fuck some brats
Nuclear Lynn Sr has come to.
>>7142525
>>7142445
that couch seems kinda far away for a monitor of that size.
>>7139616
Lynn Sr.'s disappointment when he filps a button into the coin gallon.
"Well guys it took months. But i finally did it! I saved my money for my own dueldisk!" Lincoln exclaimed to the audience,
Royal woods was never muchfor the newest tech, so whenduel disks finally came, they simply flew off the shelves, everyone and their mother got one the instant they could afford it. And lincoln was no different.
Along with the first few shipments of duel disks, the kaiba corperation also ht a duel academy and a sort of 'micro kaibaland' dueling arcade.
But none of thatwas importyant right now. He had to test this baby out! He got the deck of other people's spare.common cards and went to find clyde.
Why are they so cute together?
>>7142680
Think of this as a sneak peak.
>>7142635
She might enjoy that
>>7142686
Needs to be explored more with swapping one of them with their R63 counterpart.
>>7139895
I love how the kids legitimately have no idea what the fuck is happening.
>>7139916
>Lynn was showering with her clothes on
Does this imply that she refuses to actually WASH any of her clothes?
>>7142540
Both of their gimmicks are too limiting.
>>7142633
>nude footage of Rita exists and he's seen it and we never will
>>7142547
>Lynn comes home
>Already he can here the cacophony of noise from behind the door
>He'd been out drinking with some guys from work
>He's not a really a drinker but today the firm is making some cutbacks
>To his salary
>They were just barely getting by on the meager salary he was making
>Now he has to figure out how he's going to feed 12 heads on pretty much nothing
>A perfect day to drink
>He's at the front door now
>And the noise from behind the door is deafening
>'Ungrateful fucks' he thinks to himself
>....
>No, he doesn't mean that
>They're his pride and joy
>His sun and moon
>His collection of tape worms who rountINELY SUCK THE LIFE BLOOD FROM HI-
>'No, you're not mad at them' he reminds himself
>They're just part of the problem
Cont? Its not lewd
>>7142769
Out of curiosity, yes.
>>7142755
nice filename
>>7142633
if he didn´t he missed a great opportunity
>>7139895
Dorm Invision: Suprise Vacation Hotel edition
>>7142680
>Lincoln running a deck made of junk
Sounds hype.
Lori ended up working and never go to college
>>7142769
keep going, i'm curious
>>7141771
I have an apartment?
>>7142558
>>7142614
>Everyone loved dad. He was always responsible, caring, loving, special.
>Except when, his friends at work coerced him into hanging out with them.
>To drink heavily, of course.
>Then, "dad" was no longer such. He never came home earlier than 3 AM
>He always kept his family awake, concerned about him.
>But he always arrived, wearing a fake smile, his tie was jaded. Not unlike him, really.
>Lori once noticed lipstick on his neck, thanking God nobody else did.
>But there was something else to Lynn Loud Sr.
>The way he reacted to his children.
>When they asked the first time how it was, well, he answered with nonsense. Laughs, strange moans and unintelligible sounds came from his mouth
>Unfortunately, the children pushed too far
>He reacted by snarling back at them. It left them froze.
>He threw a glass across the kitchen, a hard "None of your fucking business" echoed through the air
Quick! Luna's making a surprise visit to your house! Do you have any pudding for her!?
What is Ronnie short for? Veronica?
>>7142878
I have some "pudding" alright.
>>7142547
>Lynn is doing that Rick and Morty face
Y'all know which one
>>7142877
Stop this!
>>7142917
That's a reference to Savino's old pilot
>>7142880
most likely.
>there's no Betty for Lincoln's Archie.
mexiloli won
Luna and Lola are now the pudding sisters
>>7142917
>Leni's sagging right tit
>Lori's perfect tits
>>7142916
You disgusting bastard
>>7142917
>Luan's smile shows all her teeth
>No braces in the lower teeth
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7142946
Now now anon don't bring up flaws You'll make the Leni fags cry anon. They can't handle things like truth and others opinions.
>>7142993
Does she have braces on both rows?
>>7142943
Her sadness, it speaks to me
>>7142917
>Lucy has a pair of big puppydog eyes under that head of hair
Good episode today.
Taking requests.
>>7142883
I wonder who wrote that sign?
>>7142943
Luna has always enjoyed pudding
Don't you remember Heavy Meddle?
>>7143032
Lucy dressed like a bat
>>7143032
Linka abuse
>>7143032
spa qt
>>7143032
>That Ticket QT
>>7143032
Luan laughing her ass off as the elevator repair pushes her down the broken elevator.
>>7143032
Pool sex between Mama and Papa Loud
And as always, don't forget the big ol butt
>>7143032
A grumpy Lana being given a bath by Anon, Non-Lewd
Did 'Hook, Line, Sinker' ever get a continuation? It's by Abuseguy, by the way.
>>7143032
If you want you should draw PandaQT or SweaterQt being handsy with Lincoln please!
>>7143042
I only seen heavy meddle once, and that just reminded me that Lynn also had pudding on screen too.
>>7143020
AFR and the photo episode confirmed that.
Also, reference image. But ignore that, the staff just forgets about that every episode.
>>7143030
SOON
>>7143068
seconding this
>>7142769
Yes cont
>>7142946
>>7143016
Leni don't let Whori bring you down you are perfect the way you are.
>>7143032
Something similar to this saying "Is that a Loud House reference?".
>>7142877
Jesus fuck there's someone else doing the same >>7142769 Well bro that makes two alcoholic Mr. Loud fics then.
>>7142919
Nope
>He glanced at the now speechless, and very defenseless children right before him
>Had he been a stranged, he would be in some serious trouble right now. His children could outnumber any burglar.
>But none of them dared to lay a hand on their father. They just simply loved him
>And he loved them. Back when he was sober
>But now, he started to love something else.
>Their obedience. Their silence. Their fear.
>He admitted to his inner, untainted conscience that he felt amazing right now. He had absolute control of them.
>He knew that his wife was busy inside their room, sobbing at his downfall
>But what else could a poor man do with what is left from his pathetic salary?
>Rich men travelled, and bought many stuff which kept them happy
>Middle-class? Lower? Of course…
>To drink away their penance! And to curse their lives with other men with similar lives!
>But let's go back at the scene
>Lori's hands went numb. She forgot completely about her phone.
>Leni couldn't hold her tears longer, and her cries accompanied Lily's
>Luna was the bravest one, feeling a mixture of anger, fear and sadness.
>Luan was frozen in terror, so much her mouth went silent for once in many days.
>Lynn went a similar way to that of Luna, but she was not as brave as the teen. She was slowly backing away from the man
>Lucy placed a hand over her mouth, trying to shush her quiet sobs
>The twins were completely horrified at his reaction. Never in their short lives had they heard their "daddy" using that tone and those words, not even when he was angry at them
>Lisa's serious façade broke, and her mouth went agape.
>But Lincoln… he felt something disgusting turning inside his stomach, and an unfamiliar cold creeping up his heart.
>>7143032
Lincoln reading Lily a story
>>7143092
Keep it going
Why the thread is dead?
>>7143032
this with lincoln
>>7143141
It's not, what are you talking about?
>>7143141
I'm not in the mood for posting stuff
>>7142769 You're probably better at this than me>>7143092
>He realizes he's been standing at his front door for too long
>Its his house he should be able to just go in
>His hand trembles as he reaches for the door knob
>He realizes just now that he's not sober at all
>As the door slowly creaks open, he can already see his kids running the fucking place into the ground
>Lori on that god forsaken phone talking to that waste of time she calls a boyfriend
>Leni doing absolutely nothing productive
>He can't see her, but he can definitely hear that godamn guitar going
>A continous spout of jokes coming from the kitchen alerts him to Luan
>His daughter Lynn zooms from the kitchen on a pair of roller skates, a hockey stick in hand, he knows that can't end well, but thinking he'd never have a son, he set her on this path
>Speaking of his son, he seems content just lying on the sofa, reading whatever new age comic bullshit he could get his hands on
>He doesn't even see the rest of his younger children, but barring Lily, they're all off undoubtedly doing something to ruin his life
>He walks in, the door slamming the wall behind it
>They all stop in they're grubby tracks and look at him
>"Dad?" his oldest says. "What's wrong?"
>What's wrong? How the hell could she know the depth of the problems he's facing, what could she possibly-
>Lynn wipes his face
>Lynn realizes that his eyes are filled with tears
>He'd been crying this whole time
>He blinks his tears away and puts on a fierce face "Nothing." he lies
>He stumbles past them into his study and shuts the door
Goodnight /tlhg/, busy tomorrow
>>7143032
Fritz trying to handle a pool situation
>>7143209
>Lori is 18
>Is half the size of her mother
Hm.. not sure thats how that works
>>7143141
Is luan fugign seven feet tall what the fuck i already headcanoned that she wat taller than luna but holy shit
>>7143233
>Lori is 18
She's 17, no?
>>7143237
Is Luan a One Piece character or something.
Photoshop is dead and i lost the color request. Sorry, i need to reinstall photoshop.
>>7143233
Well 17 and yeah they made a weird choice there.
>>7143188
>his study
i didn't know Lynn Sr. had a study. What does he have on his wall? Probably glued together puzzles.
>>7143233
She is seventeen and lucy is the only loud who is truly half the size of rita.
>RA hasn't appeared in four months
>>7143282
Good
>>7143282
>inb4 good
>>7143233
Rita has a long fucking head and hair
>>7143233
it is
my mom is tall and my dad is short
my sister got stuck with the short gene, and she's only barely taller than half my mom's height
>>7143282
Fuck off Misha
Man, i'm fucking trash at this game but watching my waifu in | High Definiton | is great.
>>7143137
With pleasure.
>>7143188
I want to read yours too mate! Keep going.
>Yes, yes! Lynn Loud, you are a genius!
>The Loud house was now silent, a true miracle of man.
>He felt their eyes, scared and confused. They were registering every single move he did, every single gesture he made.
>He felt their hidden anger as well, he knew they didn't approve of his drinking.
>And what? What fucking right do these stupid little shits have so they can judge you, Mr. Loud?!
>Isn't it enough for them to make your live a fucking huge debt? Don't they know they are a goddamn burden on your life?!
>For God's sake… how selfish and cruel of them to dare getting disappointeed at him!
>Everyone fucking drinks in their miserable lives!
>Fucking everyone!
>Just like that ancient drinking song:
>For pope and king drink alike, all drink without restraint
>But not this night, no. Tonight –or today? who cares!– he was giving them a lesson
>About not to mess with him.
>J-just once, right? A-and they will stop with the q-questions!
>"You know, God, that I'm not a bad man!" He muttered, releasing another mouthful of alcoholic stench into the room.
>Luna and Lori clearly recognized the smell, it took the rest of the siblings a bit more to process what happened.
>The eldest of the siblings slowly approached Lincoln, but unfortunately for her the boy didn't read her mind
>In fact, he was going to be the reason things went downhill
You're not basting a turkey here, sweetheart.
>>7143320
Cock is best waifu but
>taking a picture of your screen
>>7143351
Will they give her a fat ass ever again?
>>7143209
>didn't even bother to put them in their alt outfits at the end
>>7143354
I'm playing in TV
[Spoilers]I also took that picture to don't reveal the name of the character to a friend[/meme]
I really liked this girl
curly hair is the best
>>7143345
Wait, there's one line that wasn't posted. I dunno what happened there, I placed it. Shit, it ruins the greentext a bit.
What if Lori was your NEET girlfriend who never took a shower and her pussy was always smelly?
>>7143351
Fun fact: professional masseuses aren't allowed to service minors because legally it's considered child molestation.
>>7143439
I'd convince her to take a shower atleast twice a week
>>7143434
>curly hair is the best
Don't lie about such things!
Cute pic though
>>7143434
>I really liked this girl
You have shit taste
SHIT TASTEEEEEEEE
>>7143434
>Whitney
The girl that caught Chandler's boot is already named Whitney. We can't have multiple Whitneys, that's infringing on Jordan territory.
>>7143470
That was always just a dumb fan name.
>>7143470
Her name is sweater qt
Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
>>7143446
This place allowed children into a service area, had elevators that broke just because all the buttons were pressed, had an unpaid employee run the front desk, faulty showers and toilets, and careless installation of air conditioners.
I doubt anyone there was a professional.
>>7143436
What was it? Good job tho up to see more
http://pastebin.com/d06dQDwK
Critique?
>>7143541
Is this gonna be an intro to a story
I'm bored. Season 1: Awful, Bad, Meh, Good, and Great episodes to you.
Left in the Dark: Meh
Get the Message: Meh
Heavy Meddle: Good
Making the Case: Bad
Driving Miss Hazy: Great
No Guts No Glori: Good
The Sweet Spot: Great
A Tale of Two Tables: Meh
Project Loud House: Great
In Tents Debate: Good
Sound of Silence: Meh
Space Invader: Great
Picture Perfect: Bad
Undie Pressure: Great
Linc or Swim: Meh
Changing the Baby: Meh
Overnight Success: Bad
Ties That Bind: Good
Hand Me Downer: Meh
Sleuth or Consequences: Good
Butterfly Effect: Meh
The Green House: Awful
Along Came a Sister: Meh
Chore and Peace: Meh
For Bros About to Rock: Good
It's a Loud Loud Loud Loud House: Great
Toads and Tiaras: Great
Two Boys and a Baby: Meh
Cover Girls: Great
Save the Date: Great
Attention Deficit: Meh
Out on a Limo: Bad
House Music: Good
A Novel Idea: Bad
April Fools Rules: Bad
Cereal Offender: Good
Girl Guru: Bad
Come Sale Away: Great
Roughin It: Meh
The Waiting Game: Great
The Loudest Yard: Great
Raw Deal: Meh
Dance Dance Resolution: Meh
A Fair to Remember: Great
One of the Boys: Good
A Tattler's Tale: Good
Funny Business: Good
Snow Bored: Good
The Price of Admission: Good
One Flu Only the Loud House: Great
Study Muffin: Good
Homespun: Great
>>7143188
>He and Rita have the talk, he amazed that he's able to tell her anything in his state
>He doesn't cry this time, not in front of her, not for this
>To his joy, she doesn't pry further and leaves it at that, such a good woman
>He knows he doesn't deserve her
>He sits alone and marinates in his contempt for himself
>He realizes that he was being unfair to his children
>They'd done nothing wrong, and here he was scorning them
>Hot tears leave his eyes
>He hates himself for that
>even after 36 years, he still cries at the drop of a hat
>He wonders what his dad would say, god rest his bastard soul
>He sits and stews about his shortcomings as a father until his door opens
>"Dad?"
>His son appears in the doorway, worry etched on his face
>"I brought you dinner."
>Lynn is thankful thats its very dark aside from his lamp light
>He doesn't want anyone else to see him cry
>"Thank you, Lincoln."
>Lincoln comes in, plate of food in hand, he places it on the desk.
>....
>......
>........
>"Yes, Lincoln?" Lynn sighs, he hasn't left yet, so he probably has something to say
>"Uh, Dad, Can I ask you wans wrong?" his son chokes out
>Lynn sighs
Yo, what Luna, Luan and Lily did wrong in the episode? I can't really remember
>>7143595
All of them are great except Raw Deal and the Loudest Yard. Fuck that episodes.
>>7143595
I'm not THAT bored
>>7143580
Nah just a series of oneshots, with maybe a story for more serious things.
>>7143611
Luna died, Luan could' make laugh a man and lily... i don't know.
>>7143611
Luna nothing really she was a lamp this episode. Luan bugged the help and Lilly nothing just hung around Lori who has some freaking skills! Quick thinking with the battering ram making sure Lily was secure and out of the way so she couldn't get hurt. Than the jumping from balcony to balcony. Also i love how much Lori looks like her mom.
her design makes me think of Madison from that old show Class of 3000
>>7143701
We've talked about Madison before, SB99 even made a pic of her.
Did both drunk dad fics get turned into one or something?
Anyways, here's next part:
>"Stop!"
>Everyone halted, turning around to see Lincoln walking towards their father. He stopped halfway, creating a human wall of sorts between the drunken man and the girls.
>"Dad! What are you doing? What is going on?" He increased his volume, given that no one else dared to speak
>"Where were you? Why are you acting like this?" Lincoln tried hard not to display any sign of weakness, but his soul gave up.
>His breathing changed to a faster pace, and a small stream of tears emerged from his eyes.
>"Look at yourself! You are a mess! Do you think we shouldn't care? You have never done this before!" He pointed his index finger at his father, noticing how he started to walk towards him.
>"…Kiddo… don't talk to me like that… I'm serious" Lynn's expression hardened, turning into an infuriated gesture.
>The poor boy received his stare. Oh God.
>He felt as if a mountain descended from his chest to his stomach
>His legs started to crumble at his own weight. >The aura that emanated from his father was terrifying. Those piercing eyes could kill a man.
>Lincoln wondered if that was going to happen to him.
>But he turned to see his sisters, his partners, bracing each other in fear.
>Swallowing what little was left of saliva, he gathered more forces to deal with the situation
>"No. You are the one who shouldn't be talking like that."
>Mr. Loud balled his fists, his ears couldn't give credit to what he heard. Bad luck, his only son was not going to give up that easily.
>"Answer to ME! Where the hell were you! What happened?! God damn, we thought you had an accident!…" He pointed at Lola
>"She though you DIED!" The momentum his words gave him made his blood boil in anger
>"You knew that? No! Because you were with your stupid friends, drinking at some stupid place"
>"I hate this dad in front of me! I hate you!" Lincoln lashed out at the man, dangerously close to him.
Would you smell Rita's ass if she offered it to you?
>>7143701
She has her look but Leni has her personality
>>7143459
>shit taste
Get a look at this joker
>>7143754
>>7143749
YES
>>7143718
Nope, each one has its own progress, I'm glad there's another guy writing too, it gives everyone another approach to the idea. I hope both get posted on pastebin.
>>7143757
Bitch, don't joke with that.
>>7143708
If you really want a list of the worst it starts with Lynn most destructive, then Lana half as destructive. After that, I'd say Lucy and Lincoln with the car incident and the lights. Lisa and Lori were a bit destructive too but Lisa was trying to be good but should have learned her lesson the first time. Lori was just impatient but only destroyed one thing, unlike Lisa who destroyed two things. Leni caused some chaos with double booking rooms. Honestly, Luan, Luna, and Lily are the least destructive this time.
>>7143846
Oh I forgot about Lola she's either above or below Leni.
>>7143829
oh, my bad
I want to eat out Lola after a nice, romantic tea party.
Aw shit. I lost Luna's mouth. Can someone get me a new one?
okay guys i'm playing princess maker how much will i cry?
>>7143938
and say "Oh what a lovely tea party."
>>7143757
It's that a jojos reference?
>>7143888
Lola did... ???
>>7142547
Get the belt, Lynn Sr.!
>>7143955
bought out all massage time
>>7143068
Jesus I got an avalanche of requests, I wasn't expecting that.
Well I started a bit late, but wanna make sure you know I'm actually doing it.
>>7143063
Remind me to do this tomorrow night, since after doing the other request I might go to sleep, but I wanna do this one.
>>7144025
send help
You are now aware that Lynn Sr. and Rita have probably produced at least one child in the family kiddie pool.
>>7144018
I'll remind you
>>7144018
Fucking amazing yourhead I look forward to seeing this finished
remove qts
>>7144034
Give 1 lewd.
>>7144059
they've probably conceived a child in every room of the house.
>>7144091
Even the bathroom?
>>7144091
That's how they decided who got what room
>>7144091
Even Lily's crib?
>>7144101
That's where Lynn got conceived
Who's hyped for the Clyde episode tomorrow?
>>7144124
that's awful.
...but possibly true...
>>7144124
Lynn gave Rita a gender-flipped version of a blumpkin
>>7143610
http://pastebin.com/mGrPKTSK
got to sign off here's a link for the story i guess
>>7144059
It would have to be a new baby or an old kiddie pool. Don't forget Lincoln bought that pool.
>>7144141
Das hot
>>7144141
Now that's art.
>>7144149
Will you cont. at some point?
>>7144141
>bush
Would you settle down with an older and slightly more mature Luan?
>>7144141
That's a fantastic Look for Lori! Lynn kinda looks like a confused or stoned curious George though.
>>7144141
Lori looks more like Pacifca then Rita
>>7144182
I want to procreate with her.
The spookiest psychic in town
>1. Most likely
>2. Very doubtful
>3. Ask Again
>4. "Sigh" yes
>5. The cards say no
>6. Cannot predict now
>7. Yes
>8. Don't count on it "Sigh"
>9. Without a doubt
>0. "Sigh" Better not tell you
>>7143943
>>7144211
Will anon ever stop posting this
>>7144211
Will I get laid this year?
>>7144141
So Lori x Lynn is finally solidified now. About time.
>>7144211
Can I marry your mom?
>>7144211
Am i an autistic faggot?
>>7144211 (checked)
Will I ever find love?
>>7144107
some kinky shit going on with Lincoln ending up in the linen closet.
>>7143724
More:
>Oh boy, he shouldn't have crossed that line
>Because an enraged Lynn Loud took the rest of his speech away.
>With a punch, that is.
>Not surprising, he shouldn't have said that, stupid bastard.
>Time inside the big house had stopped, for everyone.
>None of the girls could process what had happened before their eyes.
>Lincoln simply fell, with a loud thud and a painful yelp.
>That little faggot deserves it, for being so disrespectful.
>The poor boy gasped once again, crawling towards the stairs, hoping to find some platform so he could stand up again.
>His physical pain was nothing compared to the painful creak that was dealt to his heart.
>He felt betrayed. Now he knew that his father's lust for alcohol was stronger than his love for his family.
>Every laugh, every smile, every song they all sang together. All of it, meant nothing right now.
>Lincoln broke down, a last memory ran through his head:
>The painted handprints on the wall outside their house.
>It was less important to their father than a couple of beers with his coworkers.
>Lincoln finally learned a lesson
>Every family must have bad moments too. No one is perfect.
>The damage was done.
>Even if his sisters decided to intervene, which they did, the emotional wound was there, fresh, burning.
>>7144233
Asking Again
>>7144211
Will Lincoln get a girlfriend?
>>7144211
Will Lincoln give Lola thick, gushing creampie and knock her up?
>>7144141
oh
BABY
>>7144141
>>7144182
>slightly mature
as long as she hasn't changed too much, i wouldn't mind it
>>7144226
CUTE
>Luna will never wear a fake mustache and sombrero and call you papi
>>7144211
Will Lincoln get a boyfriend, and will it be Clyde?
>>7144211
Luan has incestous feelings for someone in her family?
>>7144211
should i start getting ready for death and rebirth as soon as tomorrow?
>>7144245
Damn this is heavy
>thread theme
http://youtu.be/8CPlF-IEkXQ
>>7144283
stop
>>7144211
Was 9/11 an inside job?
>>7144211
>>7144298
Is Lincoln x Chandler the one true pairing?
>>7144314
Fuck yeah.
>>7144211
should i stop?
>>7144211
Do you know who Lupa is?
>>7144211
should i post screencaps
>>7144211
should i get back into drawing
>>7144211
Will The Loud House ever become reality?
>>7144211
Is she ever going to notice me?
>>7144211
Will there be an next thread?
>>7144351
Better start posting boi
>>7144409
not him but enjoy this
Why hasn't Lynn been able to practice sports all day?
Because last night I drained his balls!
>>7144436
>>7144409
or this
>>7144409
>>7144436
>>7144448
or just Lana?
>>7144409
>>7144464
>taco shells
>>7144436
>>7144474
>>7144474
Can I get this Lori squished?
>>7144464
>Lana
>>7144482
If you like that look at this little guy.
>>7144494
I want to eat out Lana's dirty smelly butthole
>>7144141
>>7144409
Look at Lynn checking out those DSL
Any predictions for tomorrow's episode?
>>7144521
I thought you were in prison, Nick Bate
>>7144536
It'll be animated.
>>7144536
Lily will be the best part
>>7144547
is that the guy with the rotten teeth?
man i would love to experience what he got, i am sure jail time/death was worth it
>>7144536
Mediocre at best, all though I could be wrong
>>7144536
What the next episode name again
>>7144533
Lisa's not impressed
>>7144577
I almost didn't want to mention him for the fear of someone posting his fucked up teeth.
>>7144577
Just go diving in the sewer if you love poop so much, have a ball down there.
What if Lane was trans?
>>7144589
Really? Watch in the top anon
Baby Steps (Tuesday: 1/10)
>Clyde thinks that Howard and Harold are going to have another baby, so Lincoln helps him learn how to be a good big brother
>>7144600
I'd rather enjoy it if it was freshly pushed out of a cute girls anus so it will be nice and warm
>>7144589
the one where clyde thinks his gay dads are having another baby
>>7144536
Probably won't be as good as the episode we got today I mean it's gonna be a lincoln Clyde heavy episode... Except by the sounds of it, it'll be focusing more on Clyde than Lincoln so it dosesn't sound too good. I mean my least favorite episode is a tale of two tables and this episode sounds very similar except flipped with Clyde being the focus and Lincoln helping him. So I have no high expectations.
>>7144604
Then he;s the perfect example of how going trans can make you look like a fugly shrom.
>>7144615
>>7144633
Oh right. There was an reason why I forgot about that.
>>7144245
Ending, part 1:
>They all quickly called their mother, who rushed out of her solitude to discover the horrifying scene
>She screamed like a wild animal at him
>He poor little boy was on the floor, hurt and crying. Her daughters were yelling at him too, afraid but insisting not to let their father get closer to Lincoln.
>For the children, the suffering was about to come to an end
>Rita send them all to their room. Lori helped Lincoln get up
>Not even in their rooms, they heard a loud scream from their mother. Scared at first, they realized she was lashing out at their father.
>There was a clear angry tone, but it was mixed with something else
>Something like... Pain? Sadness? Maybe both, maybe there was more.
>They heard her voice clearly warning him
>"Touch him again or one of my daughters, and I'll fucking call the police on YOU!"
>"...R-Rita..."
>"You fucking disgust me!"
>"...Honey, p-please..."
>"...You're sleeping on the couch tonight..."
>"What?!"
>"You heard me. Try to go inside my room, and I call the police too. I'm not having a monster sleep with me!"
>The sisters closed their doors. No one gave a credit to what took place there. It was so surreal.
>They all talked to each other, in hopes they could find comfort in their partners.
>But Lincoln, he was alone.
>He sobbed, hoping his own voice would guide him to sleep. A lullaby of some sort. Yeah, it was a painful one.
>But sometimes a sad song was better than the cold silence of the night.
>His pillow was now a soaked mess.
>His hand caressed his bruised cheek, with each stroke the cursed scene played again inside his head.
>That punch, filled with so much hatred, without any remorse.
>The terrifying sight of his father, over and over repeating itself in front of him.
>>7144668
gotta reach that diversity quota goyim, don't want to be called a racist do you?
Next Thread: >>7144099
>>7144728
But Mr. Shekelstein, I like episodes that don't have Clyde in them. Does that make me racist?
>>7144722
Part 2, I'm on mobile so please someone upload it on pastebin.
>Lincoln decided to drown himself in delusion, thinking this was a one-time incident, that soon everyone will forget about.
>Tomorrow is another day, haha, right? A-and they will be a happy family, right?
Lori will make pancakes, and... And they will all enjoy a nice breakfast!
>Bad news for Lincoln.
>Because dad has found a new hobby called alcohol.
>And tonight's "show" was only the prelude, of a really long and depressing story.
>The one he only wanted to see in the form of a movie, or even a book.
>Hell? He was going to experience it himself!
>God knows how much will he and his sisters suffer. Hopefully he will be the only one who receives the beatings.
>He knows dad, he would never dare lay a hand on a woman, much less one of his own family.
>No. Lincoln does not know his dad. Not this one, at least.
>What a sad, delusional boy, still believing in fairy tales and happy endings.
>>7144916
And that's it. This was an interesting concept to elaborate. Hope you guys like it, personally I enjoyed writing this.
>>7144943
You should probably post it in the next thread or pastebin it