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LAPIS BLOWS
New meme
>>7120675
Jasper is fat
jej
canon
>>7120696
kys
>>7120707
New meme
>>7120675
Which of these gems is the best out of the 8, and which is the worst?
>Skinelian?
>Carny?
>>7120696
I like it
>>7120703
Perifags need to kill themselves
>>7120726
Carny is nice.
>>7120721
Oh...
Here we go.
>>7120721
I want to suck her toes.
>>7120745
>back to normal
Thank god. Praise meme.
>be an Amethyst at the Human Zoo outpost
>your gem is on your back
>be the only one of your squadron that got caught with the shinanigans
>Holly Blue holds you tight, her fist full of your hair, pulling your scalp hard
>"you filthy Earth scum. Even after Blue Diamond was gracious enough to keep a feral creature in her precious outpost, you still act like a fool. She should have shattered you all. You would be so so much better at being a battery for a machine."
>she drones on as you try to keep up with her fast pace
>"I hope your your sake, you learn something this time."
>she places her hand on a diamond pad, opening a door
>get shoved into the room
>the room has navy blue walls, various whips handing from the walls as well as paddles, riding crops, etc...
>you had only heard stories of the room
>few gems escaped without being poofed
>they didnt have the right words to describe what went down in there
>could only describe it as sickening
>youre scared shitless
>the door closes behind you and Holly walks up to a wardrobe in front of her
>she puts on white gloves
>"Im going to enjoy this as much as youre going to hate it"
>she turns to you with with a smug smirk and malice twinkling in her eyes
Cont?
>>7120726
I love Lapithyst
I'm back you shits
>>7120690
I was going to send an allergic to peri reaction images person like you a Pearl image, but the image limit was reached. So here you go friend :^)
>>7120776
Who?
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>7120758
Right back to the comfy shitposting. It hasn't even been a week since the leak
>>7120787
kys
>>7120787
>>7120758
Don't jinx it.
>>7120781
Take a guess, dumbass
It's been almost 48 hours since I last showed up
>>7120798
Ha!
>>7120787
kiss me
Yugioh archetypes for all the characters?
Peri of course would be the main character, with that hair of hers.
>>7120798
Well you can't be me, since I've been gone longer than 48 hours...
>>7120798
Mom?
>>7120798
>>7120787
kill yourself sam
>>7120813
Where is indexer?
>>7120823
delete your life
>>7120825
Dead hopefully
>>7120760
Yes
No you fuck
It's me
>>7120825
In Italy
>>7120760
no andy kill yourself
>>7120675
Glad to see this edition has everyone's favorite worst gems
Daily reminder that amethyst and steven
RUINED
THE
RUINS
>>7120839
Wallanon's mom?
>>7120852
And Jasper ruined herself. Your point?
>>7120852
That's fucking stupid, Pearl. Go back to opening doors like you were made for, because clearly thinking is beyond your capabilities.
Why are there so many lapisfags here? If you were the ones spamming lapidot you should be ashamed for liking the autistic ship that turned your waifu into a useless meme.
>"doods blu dimon gona get redemt!"
why do some people think this?
Which one /sug/?
>>7120867
Only perifags ship lapidot.
>>7120839
Fuck me, daddy
>>7120823
>>7120867
>shifting the blame
We all know it was you Perifag don't even hide it.
>>7120871
the one in the middle
>>7120867
I'm a Lapisfag and I will take responsibility for the fact that I was spamming alongside them.
>>7120798
>haha, I'm such a shit that I'm infamous and I know it but I'm still right and everyone loves me for it
You are one sick puppy.
>>7120904
>falseflagging
kys perifag
>>7120876
Not me. I ship Peridot and Doc Ruby.
>>7120871
Top right. I like the lips they do but sometimes they just make the look so fucking bloated.
Is your favorite gem a malicious, manipulative abuser who attempted mass genocide and had to contract autism and retardation to become a slightly sane member of society?
>>7120915
Oh, nice, I'm not even getting punished for it!
>>7120916
I didn't say all perifags ship lapidot, just that all lapidot shippers are perifags. There's a big difference and if you had a brain you would have seen it.
>>7120904
kys retard
>>7120876
I'm a Perifag and ship amedot, what does that make me?
>>7120915
This desu
I've seem more proof that it's perifag spam and almost never of Lapisfag spam.
>>7120924
Nice try perifag
I feel like this is what Holly's feet would look like
>you'll never get to comfort her
>you'll never get to spend alone time trying to make her comfortable about her THICC body
>you'll never sleep with her while she spoons you in between her breasts
>you'll never wake up dead from the fact that shes 40 feet tall and basically weighs the size of a train
why live?
>>7120923
Das her
>>7120945
why?
>>7120923
All three of the rapist gems are my favorite waifus.
>>7120936
A cuck
>>7120936
A non-autistic Perifag.
>>7120938
PEARL I WANT MY TENDIES AND MILK!
>>7120923
YAAAAAAAAAAS
MY QUEEN SLAY IT GIRL
>>7120952
The quality of the feet is the quality of the gem. Are those not the worst feet you've ever seen?
>>7120966
>non-autistic Perifag
Sorry, there's no such thing.
>>7120871
The upper and lower lip lines should be a different colour. Then the actual mouth line is black.
>>7120947
Would you fug blue diamond?
>>7120966
na mate I've got Asperger, we are all autistic.
>>7120979
Are you retarded or just stupid?
>>7120966
>non-autistic
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>7120936
Not quite as retarded and delusional as Lapidotfags since your ship isn't literally confirmed shit and dead but still autistic for unironically shipping Peridot with anyone.
>>7120990
Wew!
>>7120927
Ahh I get it. I read it wrong.
>>7120970
No, actually
>>7120953
cucks, the lot of them
>>7120953
>Lapis
>Jasper
is it rape if they're both rapists?
>>7121041
O-Only 2/3...
>>7121041
You uh... sure about that?
Dark blue>light blue T b h
>>7121058
Gotta agree with you on that one
>>7120936
Someone with alright taste
>>7121046
If a rapist rapes a person before that person becomes a rapist, yes.
>>7121046
That makes them even more of rapists than if only one of them was
>>7121077
mmh
>>7121077
tch
post pink diamond
>>7121081
Do you think Jasper raped her sisters into submission before she was separated from them?
>>7121103
Probably not, she didn't become a desperate slutty cuck until Pink Diamond's favorite little soldier killed her
>>7121103
No.
>>7121099
she dead
Somebody drew David Bowie as a gem.
>>7121099
>>7121099
Too soon.
DAILY REMINDER THAT ROSE IS EVIL, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY REACHED THIS CONCLUSION THEN YOU ARE A DUMBSHIT
>>7121099
I will have my Pink Diamond x Jasper flashback sex scene one day.
>>7121133
the past is the past anon
that was a different rose thousands of years ago
>>7121133
Daily reminder that Garnet and Bismuth slaughtered Jasper's retarded newborn sisters.
>>7121173
*Dangerous soldiers who would have killed them if given the chance
>>7121146
i just love the fannon depiction of PD so much
>>7121186
Can she compete?
>>7121173
It's true
>>7121170
but they threat humans nicely in the zoo, very comfortable
>>7121203
They have a trash chute for humans.
>>7121200
>>7121186
>>7121170
Yes and they have delicious block fruits.
DELICIOUS
BLOCK
FRUITS
>>7121200
She can just store Sapphire's gem in her hair for the next one.
>>7121215
Is that the rare Adipem Ligno?
A sight to behold, indeed!
>>7121214
humans die of old age dead humans have to be disposed of
>>7121197
kys
>>7121200
Can Jasper compete?
>>7121214
>Time for defecation
>Go the designated shitting tree
>Doesn't that feel good?
>Peridot = one of YD's court
>Lapis = one of BD's court
>Jasper = one PD's court
SUGAR!!!!
Can we all agree that this is one of the best fanarts to ever grace these boards
>>7121202
Reminder that Lapis was trying to smooth out the Beta Kindergarten so that the soldiers in it would not turn out like complete shit, but then Bismuth killed her and thus doomed every (EVERY) Quartz to retardation. Also Lapis is Jasper's mommy.
>>7121256
Jasper took that whale dick hard and proud. It was the thoughts of her mommy that got her through that entire ordeal, I believe
>>7121269
>Jasper in the crowd
>No Eyeball in the crowd
No, it's shit.
>>7121269
>Jasper there
>no eyeball in sight
>so shitty can't even see what's happening
not even canon 2/10
>>7121275
>half the american population
Hillary wishes that many people voted for her.
>>7121269
Yes.
>>7121308
That's exactly how voted for her though /pol/
>>7120760
>theres a small box shaped door on the wall, another diamond tablet in the wall next to it
>she taps on it
>the door opens like a table
>two lightly blue rings at on it, they glow a bit and are the size of bracelets
>she picks them up and turns to you, smiling as you observe them
>a current of electricity zaps though them akin to her whip
>she walks behind you, sliding them over your hands and they immediatly magnatize your hands together behind your back
>she puta her hands on your arms and attemps to pull them apart
>"as you can see..."
>when the two bracelets begin to separate, it sends a strong painful shock through you
>cant help but cry out
>"...that should deter you from struggling too much."
>she walks back around to the front of you, making unfomfortable eye contact
>she looks down and uses her thumbs to pull your shirt down, your boobs becoming exposed
>embarasment shivers through you, making you feel sick
>she cups your breasts, giving them a not so gentle squeeze
>she blows cool air on your chest, getting your nipples hard
>she brushes ever so sofly over your thick purple nipples, teasing you, getting you sensitive
>"filthy, you want it, dont you?"
>you just watch her as she stares at you back
>she snarls and stomps her heel down on youe foot
>"SAY you WANT IT!!"
>you cry out again, and nod
>"p-please touch me!"
>"address me properly, clod"
>she digs her nails into the underside of your tits
>"please touch me, holly blue agate!"
>your back stiffens as you endure the sharp pain
>"where."
>"my... My nipples, please, Holly Blue Agate.."
>she smiles, placing your nipples between her index finger and her thumb.
>she twist, and then pulls
>you moan out, the front of your pants getting tight
>suddenly she yanks harder on them, and you yell
>she digs her nails into them, it feels like she coudl tear them off
>she lets go, and your boobs bounce back
>a little tear rolls down your cheek
>"pathetic"
>>7121324
shit/10 regardless
>>7121291
>Not Sapphire who not only gobbled all of dem inches but took it for nearly 72 hours.
>>7121333
Dumb Hapuposter
>>7121339
oh?
>>7121269
Such wonderful work for a event that was likely one big lie.
>>7121120
>Almost a year since he died
I still miss him...
>>7121347
t. idiot that couldn't even beat mimikyu
>>7120953
This is why jaspearlapis is the ultimate hidden OT3. Connect the dots: Rebecca loves rape, jaspearl is treading old ground, jaspis is problematic and this is a loophole, lapearl is too good for this world, and we don't yet have any canon poly representation
>>7121333
>65,844,954 voted for Hillary in the 2016 election
>Estimated population of 2016 was 324,227,000
>65,844,954 is exactly half of 324,227,000
Shillaryfags sure are dumb
>>7121363
Shhhh.
They year can hear you
>>7121362
i'm on the 'pearl killed pink diamond' train
>>7121344
Without poofing? Psh, she could only take Jasper's puny little catpenis with no difficulty. Lapis, on the other hand...
>>7121393
You're on the idiot train.
>>7121362
>PD shattering deniers
YD OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7121393
I liked the Excess Express better.
>>7121377
T R I P L E P A R A L L E L S
>>7121380
>Exactly half
>Claimed no one
You're one to talk /pol/tard, shouldn't you be pissing off anyway I thought /sug/ was too "Tumblr"?
>>7121398
A staged event so Pink now is Lion folks. This is every thread I feel like, where we talk constantly about PD being Lion or alive.
Anyone ever realize that tlh is to nick what su is to cn?
>>7121415
I liked when life wasn't shit better.
>>7121418
T R I P A R A L L E L S
>>7121442
Retards will always be retarded. Even if they show Rose shattering PD there will always be one person who says it didn't actually happen.
>>7121275
>There's a timeline out there with Lapidot made canon and Clinton as president-elect
I'm sorry for these guys trapped there.
>>7121393
>Implying I'm not on the Rose is PD train
>>7121429
The SU staff hated Shillbeast. They were all Bernshills.
>>7121464
Fuck off Ronaldo
>>7121447
But su is good
>>7121442
>we talk constantly about PD being Lion or alive.
And it's always retarded.
Seriously, the show is going to full on show us Rose shattering PD's gem, and deniers will STILL act like she's still around and shit.
I get that everyone wants to be like "I CALLED IT" if it turns out she wasn't shattered/became lion/became rose/whatever, but at this point it's just getting silly and desperate as they make it more and more clear that, yes, PD was shattered and is gone, most likely for good.
>>7121460
E V E N B E T T E R
>>7121481
Sounds like they chose right then, even if their horse didn't come in.
>>7121464
Because an aging manchild who will most likely die and be replaced with someone worse isn't being trapped.
>>7121464
There's a timeline for absolutely everything. That's what's great about them.
>>7121497
Eh perspective theyre both good in their own way, i tend to watch loudhouse to unwind after heavier eps of su.
>>7121502
Eh Roundtable and numerous other people who made the "Pink wasn't bad" and "Joined Rose and faked her death, lied about to to the CGs to get support and rally a rebellion." Hell Crewniverse never engaged on those theories. Who knows if they are real. Rose had a lot of secrets. A lot. Steven's mom might not be a psycho murderer like we think.
>>7121535
>su
>heavy
pussy, i'm sure if you watched a real show like walking dead or game of thrones you'd fucking explode
>>7121533
Well as someone from the liberal drumph timeline, theres never been a better time to be alive.
Libtard drumph is better than redpilled drumph. He ended cancer and world hunger.and thats before he ran for pres.
>>7121554
Game of Thrones is over rated Skyrim type trash and Walking Dead has zero points and every character is fucking pointless. Kill yourself.
>>7121554
>thinking gore and edge =heavy
>>7121554
I can think of a single moment in TWD that made me cry and at least a dozen in SU.
>>7121537
If you ask me, there's a lot more evidence to support Rose not killing her than otherwise.
Literally the only evidence we have for her killing PD is the supposed eyewitness testimony of a Gem who didn't know what a human was.
>>7121586
And you know, Jasper and all the Crystal Gems confirming. But you know, that means nothing compared against your head canon.
>>7121586
Pretty much. Plus the Rubtards are actually era 2 so Eyeball was lying about her eye witness testimonials. Pink is alive folks.
>>7121513
>Posting worse Loud
>>7121533
>there's a timeline where a version of me is a timeline-hopping djinn who spends his free time jumping around and granting wishes to other versions of me
WE COULD FLY!
>>7121595
>Now resorting to making shit up
Sad
>>7121455
I want to fuck Paperpis and get papercuts all over my dick.
>>7121592
They were only told she died. Plus it could of been a staged death and they could of witnessed fake shit mate. Image related.
>>7121601
They all worse
>>7121603
>He still hasn't visited you
>>7121605
We could.
Once.
>>7121614
DON'T FUCK PAPER CHARACTERS
THEY ARE PURE
>>7121621
>Image related.
Yes, image is indeed related because you haven't provided a single piece of evidence to support your claim, you mongoloid.
>>7121592
Oh, you mean the Gems she constantly lied to and kept one their own on ice and said she died? And an emotionally frazzled and overzealous soldier?
Just because they believe it doesn't mean they saw it.
>>7121606
Totally, use google fag.
How can autistic little red gremlins have a clean slate enough to be trustworthy. Thinking a fucking Amethyst is Jasper, getting fooled constantly.
HEAD TO HEAD, JUST LIKE I LIKE IT!
>>7121363
Most of us do.
Did the minimalist wallpaper guy ever comeback.
Am sad now.
>>7121643
Look at this faggot. Lol.
>>7121640
Imma fuck Beldam, next.
>>7121537
>roundtable
ugh
>>7121634
if there are infinite timelines there's one who will visit you a minute from now
if that doesn't happen one can only assume that in one timeline, you gained incredible powers and realized that because of this there would be many alternate versions of you who just go around timelines killing you, and made timeline jumping impossible to prevent such a thing
>>7121586
Or rose is PD
>>7121667
>>7121678
Ioin is pd
>>7121668
>dislikes that nog roundtable
>has more of a audience and makes decent ideas.
Boi
>>7121689
Greg is Pink Diamond
>>7121689
mm loins
>>7121672
What if I'm in the timeline where timelines don't exist?
what i want to know, unrelated to who rose was or whatever, is why she has so many powers
not only does she have healing, shield bubbles, and fall control, but she's still a monster physically
and also she can do raging demon
>>7121654
Well he probably made the best quality of this frame with Sapphire that could possibly exist.
>>7121710
Then you're fucked, boyo woyo.
>>7121708
>Moving the goalpost
>>7121708
That moment when you realize PDs theme aka the moon base is a slowed down version of Lion's theme and it knew all sorts of sacred locations. This guy is just a jimmy rustled baby folks. Probably probes Rose's junk for a living.
>>7121723
No joke, its amazing, last I heard, he was working on the zoo one for me
You probs have already seen it, but anyways. Tfw you're a high ranking gem and you want to electrocute the gay rocks.
So! What were Connie, Lapis, and Peri up to while they were way?
>>7121823
Nothing
>>7121713
she was able to discover her true powers with the freedom of living on Earth, like peridot's metalkinesis. The strength was probably the original purpose and everything else came later. Eyeball refers to her healing like it's legendary
>>7121803
>She'll never be forced to whip Sapphire under her commands or otherwise she'll be reported for disrespecting royalty.
>She'll never have to clean up the remains and keep Sapphire's gem safe till she reforms.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
>>7121823
Redeeming jasper
>>7121842
Does Holly shove Sapphire's gem into one of her Mareep spikes for safe keeping?
>Pearl will never love you
>>7121846
These polls suck because lapisfags always just vote for their shit waifu.
>>7121749
Because I don't feel like making a tl;dr you sperg.
Why don't YOU post all the evidence where she was killed that isn't summarized by "I saw it"?
>>7121863
When it's one of the times she doesn't have associates watching her.
>>7121871
I wanted her to sing long before I ever even became a Lapisfag, you dangus.
>>7121879
In other words it's because you don't have any. Enjoy this last (You).
>>7121871
Hi Ronaldo fag here, I voted lapis, cus we ain't herd DAT voice yet
>>7121869
My washing machine will never love me either and I feel the same way about that as I do your scenario.
>>7121871
>There are people here that don't want to hear Jasper sing
Subhumans
>>7121900
Ew, don't reply to me.
>>7121915
haha seeing jasper force out some baboon sounds would be pretty funny haha
>>7121916
Is der at problem her
>>7121933
Yes, you keep getting dubs.
>>7121915
thatd be the dream man
>>7121933
You keep replying to me.
>>7121894
Fuck me sideways you're dense, fine. Riddle me this hothead, if Roses sword was specifically made to be non-lethal and implied not up to snuff for killing Diamonds, how could it have been used to shatter PD?
Daily reminder that PD=Rose
>>7121923
>baboon sounds
It will be angelic and 100 times better than anything Lapis can shit out her mouth
>>7121960
>It will be angelic
I agree, when we finally see her again and hear her sing it will be a miracle in song form.
>>7121960
I've yet to hear an angelic dog bark. Let's hope that changes.
>>7121937
That ders the Ronaldo powah
>>7121894
Oh and by the by. Eyewitness isn't the most reliable source of evidence either
>>7121977
fucking shit......
>>7121947
Wuts ring wit DAT situration
little crew gallery thing
>>7121952
Not to play devil's advocate but Rose definitely could have shattered PD in a bunch of different ways, not necessarily using her sword.
>>7121952
She is PD
>>7121869
Which Pearl?
Lapis' wings make me very uncomfortable
What if pear shattered PD when that wasn't the plan and that's why she gets upset about it
>>7122021
Stop it anon, I cant
more
>>7122021
Yearl is the patrician choice
>>7122025
>>7122021
blue
>>7122003
Ruby said it was her sword that did it, that's what we have to go on which straight up doesn't add up.
>>7122026
whoops wrong image
i only recognizes jaspers gem
>>7122026
>Zuke called her manipulative once
CONFIRMED.
>>7120704
l-lick
>>7122021
Blue
>>7121986
Especially when the eyewitness is half blind and literally retarded.
>>7122054
context?
>>7122041
But is it completely impossible for Rose's sword the shatter a gem, or is it just simply not meant to?
>>7122063
Fucking Fagates.
choose one
Drawfag here req now only doing 3 best.
>>7122101
Skinny spanking Holly with her own whip.
>>7122070
Some post on her hidden blog it said something like "Pearl stop being so manipulative". It wasn't referring to anything specific and it was after Sardonyx.
>>7122075
Hence my point of Rose couldn't have killed PD
>>7122101
blue pearl with her scary eye(s) showing
>>7122101
Skinny sitting on Jasper
>>7122021
all 3 my nigga
>>7121723
>that little kink northwest of the closer shoulder puff
UNUSABLE LINEWORK
>>7122109
I'm asking whether or not it's impossible for the sword to shatter a gem. It was stated that it wasn't made to be lethal, but I don't see how it still can't be used in a lethal manner.
>>7122101
Skinny sucking Lapis off
>>7122101
The CGs hanging out with Robert E Lee
>>7122101
Skinny Jasper, in a bikini, with a "Are you beach body ready?" caption in the image.
>>7122158
oi thats my bong
>>7122177
*laugh track*
>>7122101
your waifu sitting on this tree
>>7121952
Bismuth scammed Rose, shouldn't any kind of sword be unable to outright shatter a Gem much less a Diamond?
>>7122172
OMG YES
THIS
THUS
THIS
>>7122172
With a sad fatsper in sweatpants in the background.
>>7122101
Blue diamond being spanked by yellow diamond with YD saying "Ill give you something to cry about"
>>7122185
BURTIFURR IMA PLANT THAY TREE IN MY HOLES AND TELL MY FRIENDS
>>7122101
Ooh, how about carnelian? No one ever requests her.
>>7122101
Strong Jasper on all fours drinking from a bowl of milk
>>7121695
>>>makes
go stir up some more drama on your channel
>>7122188
Just hit it hard enough lmao
>>7122075
Bismuth's exact words are:
>"I designed this sword for a fair fight. It can cut through a Gem's physical form in an instant! Destroying the body, but never the gem."
>>7122101
Pearl 1v1'ing Blue Diamond while proclaiming 'This isn't because I like Greg damnit!' while they're both obviously fighting for his affection and thirsty as fuck about it.
Fuck it, just Pearl acting tsundere in general towards Greg would be adorable.
>>7121823
circlejerking each other while a gem monster destroyed the city
>>7121871
>polls suck because people vote for not what i want
t. Berncuck
>>7122225
Seconding
>>7122101
Peridot x Doc.
>>7122239
Lapisfags are the unwashed masses of the fandom, of course every poll is going to be overridden with you, lapisfag.
>>7121634
>There's also an alternate malevolent djinn version out there in the dimensional stream undoing those wishes, and then actively making life worse
>There's alternate-alternate versions too with their own agendas
>And alt-alt-alternates of them as well
>Etc.
Get comfy bud it's going to be awhile
>>7122025
I like that they sound like spaghetti I bet they feel like spaghetti too haha i would like to squish them
>>7122261
You picked some real good ones
>>7122261
ayyy
>>7122261
Shame. But I still look forward to the Pearl one
>>7122254
Not my fault your favorite is too shit to be liked.
>>7122278
Original requester here, same.
We don't get enough Grearl.
>>7122101
Peedee singing along to Moonman.
>>7122254
If there were over 40 active Lapisfags on here at a time, even I wouldn't want to be a part of it.
>>7121977
so has jasper just been forcing her voice to sound gruff or whatever?
>>7122290
I wonder why.
>>7122271
I bet Rose and Pearl as Rainbow Quartz with both their respective swords were fighting PD, Rose's sword stabbed PD but then Pearl's sword stabbed her gem and shattered her.
>>7122290
I'll just have to start over-asking for Blue Gregmond art.
>>7122338
autism
>>7122034
If Double Dee Manga doesn't have an ojou-sama laugh as Poil before the series end I'm going to slap a pupper. You hear me Sucrose I don't make idle threats
>>7122357
New thread
Giving requests for the next 60 minutes
>>7122308
Don't you know every single poster here is either an unapologetic Lapisfag or one in denial?
>>7122021
The only Pearl that matters
>>7122357
>Double Dee Manga
Never say that again so long as you live.
>>7122356
I want it on my wall
>>7122378
What kind of requests
>>7122397
Double Dee Manga
>>7122408
You hear me Sucrose I don't make idle threats
>>7122412
>>7122379
Wrong.
>>7122392
Blue got it.
>>7122415
M E L O N S
>>7122378
Blue Diamond x Greg
>>7122421
Fuck me sideways you're dense
>>7122416
Typical denial.
>>7122418
No no giving requests not taking them
>>7122435
What is your request?
>>7122434
Sapphire the best tho.
Lapis is only good for raping
>>7122379
Nope, I have taste.
>>7122435
what the fuck asshole
>>7122378
The zoomans hanging upside down from a tree basically flashing their vee's and pee's
>>7122421
Fuck
>>7120808
>>7122446
Raping Sapphire?
>>7122379
UNAPOLOGETIC?
>>7121586
>we still don't know which diamond Pearl came from
>neither YD or BD recognize her
Pearl is PD in disguise desu
>>7122453
you're fuckinh disgusting
>>7122491
SORRY NOT SORRY
>>7122499
saved
>CG Pearl was orginally made for White Diamond but she came out defective.
>WD was going to shatter her or leave her to fend for herself but Pink Diamond intervened and adopted her.
>Poil served PD slavishly until something happened with Rose Quartz and she switched sides.
>Rose shattering PD was the one thing they ever vehemently argued about and that's why it's so triggering for Pearl
Screen cap this fellow sneeples this is end game.
Just watched the bomb in one go- why exactly was Steven crying Blue Diamond's tears?
>>7122489
>>7122519
>>7122528
you might be retarded.
>>7122525
>Wanting to fuck your mom's killer
>Getting cucked from doing that
Why is Pearl such a cuck?
>>7121803
Be Mine.....Forever.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0gr2abrE64
>>7122428
seconding
>>7122570
It jojo!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA XD XD XD
TWILIGHT OVERCHARGE XD XD XD
>>7122577
This place is gonna be the death of me.
>>7122596
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA DX XD XD XD
DIO XD XD XD XD XD
>>7122593
kys
>>7122596
just like cold tea
>>7122570
>buttplug greg
>>7122593
KILLA QUEER XD XD XD XD
U HAVE ALREADY... TOUCHED THIS POST DX DX DX DX
>>7122570
Fuck, that's some good shit, mang
>>7122614
TOO SOON
>>7122596
LE WORODO XD XD XD
9 SECONDS HAVE PASSED XD XD XD
>>7122614
Wow
>>7122621
Cheers man I love all you bastards here on /sug/
>>7122623
kek
>>7122570
Wow another shitty meme image you're gonna force in every single thread?
>>7122676
IT ME DIO XD
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUWANG XD
OAROAROAROAROAROAROAOROAROAR XD
>>7122676
>>7122617
LOL LOOK AT MY ZIPPERMAN
GOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODBYE IN ITALIAN!
>>7122681
I don't regret stating this meme.
>>7122676
Did somebody say force meme pictures?
Daily reminder that no lapisfag in this board gets close to the devotion of the late cold tea
>>7122676
YARR YARE DARE XD
OAROAROAOROAROOAROOAOAROAR XD XD XD XD
>>7122703
You've created something truly vile and I love it.
>>7122676
No need to be a peine freind.
besides most of those old posts weren't me though in honesty I did spam a bit too much.
Would you let me drive my van into your heart?
>>7122726
EPIC!!! XD MOONMAN CAN U SEE! BEANERS AND NIGGERS! ON TREES LAAAAAAAAAWL XDDDDDDDDDD JUST LIKE THE UTUBE VIDEO!
>>7122703
Wow. Araki-sensei himself has graced us with his presence.
>>7122717
GOLDEN EXPERIANCE XD XD XD XD XD
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY XD XD
>>7122735
Only when I'm not pretending to be edgy.
>>7122711
I thought I had a pretty good thing going.
>>7122648
too big
>>7122740
HEVAN'S DOOR XD XD XD XD
I HAVE TO WRITE LE SAFTEY LOCK ON U XD XD XD
>>7122683
That's the face Lapis makes when she sees Peridot being a nuisance in front of company, and she knows she's gonna have to beat her when everyone leaves
>>7122756
WWWRRRRRRYYYYYY
>>7122761
Stop it.
>>7122717
It's the greatest meme /sug/ has ever seen.
>>7122761
I'm cumming.
C-U-M
>>7122760
LOLLL XDDDD
IMA ORE NO KONO ATAMA NO KOTO NAN TSUTTA
DORARARARARARARARARA THE EXPLORARARARARARARARA
>>7122769
Why?
>>7122774
HERMITO PURPLE XD XD XD XD XD
TWILIGHT OVERCHARGE XD XD XD
>>7122774
That, I will not deny!
>>7122782
SMOOTH & SOGGY XD XD XD XD
I TOOK UR EYESIGHT XD XD XD XD
>>7121803
God damn Holly's body gets me going
>>7122761
Keep going.
>>7122817
Jojo!
KILLA QUEER XD XD XD XD DX
U HAVE ALREADY... ...TOUCHED THIS POST! DX DX DX DX
>>7122442
more of this
I liked the part where Dio kicked Danny.
>>7122817
ELEPAHANT TOOTH SECTIN 4 LOLOL
SPIN FOR LITERALILLY 5EVER XF
>>7122836
IT ME DIO XD
NEXT YOU WILL SAY XD
PIRRAR MEN XD
>>7122784
I was lying. Keep going, bby.
>>7122711
It runs in our blood, and he was the common ancestor
>>7122836
LE DANNY DX DX DX
DIO IS DRUMPF XD XD
>>7122834
>Ronaldo becomes Greg for the new generation.
God is dead and we have killed him.
>>7122850
AYAYAYAYAYAYAY
DANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
DANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
DANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
DANA DANA DANA DANANANANA
>>7122745
Ya did, son. Ya did
>>7122840
CHUMMMIIN ~ XD XD XD XD
OAORAOOAROAROOAROAOROAROOR XD XD XD
THANK U... GYRO XD XD
>>7122857
WELL CUM 2 THE TRU MANS ZA WARUDO ECKS DEE
>>7121554
The problem with these shows is that their world is already dark, you know these things will happen regardless and so you don't get too invested. After all, anyone can die right?
Whilst not perfect, SU works because it's mostly a happy kids show, so when the emotional bad shit happens it acually hurts. They ration it out enough that it has an impact between the laughs and merriment.
Most shows which hit you the hardest have just the right balance of tomfoolery and death. After all, humor is one of the best ways to cope with all the darkness.
>>7122886
ORAORAORAORAORAORA XD XD XD
>>7122827
U MUH GOD XD XD XD XD
NEXT YOU'LL SAY XD
IT DIO DX
>>7122886
Why did this make me smirk?
Give me your smuggest Yearls
>>7121640
IT'S A TRAP
>>7122878
TRULY TRYLY THIS IS A "Yes - Roundabout" (1971) PATH
DOMO ARIGATO MR GYROBOTO
>>7122903
END YOUR FUCKING LIFE
>>7122902
I just sharted.
I want to abuse Lapis.
>>7121554
Woah! The cartoonishly evil villain killed a guy because he's bad and loves to murder! I'm totally devastated by this obvious marked-for-death nothing character being slaughtered in an over the top, gory way!
>>7121554
Edgy =/= heavy
>>7122947
Pussy.... BIg pussy.
>>7122938
I to give lapis a diwciplinary paddling.
>>7122937
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>7122937
why
>>7122909
SPIRALO STAIRCASE RHINK BEETLE RUIN STREET FIG FART RHINO BETL VIA DOLORORORO RHINO BEETLE SINGULARITY POINT GIOTTO ANGEL HYDROGO RHINO BEETLEO SINGULARITY POINT SECRET EMPEARA XD XD XD DX XD DX DX XD XD
I CAN ENTER UR WOROLDO... DIO XDXD XD XD
>>7122940
Oh look! A gratuitous rape scene! Nothing actually happens as a result and there's no emotional impact. It might as well not be happening at all, but it's explicit and graphic and makes you feel like a grown up for watching it!
>>7122985
Sit on your hand.
>>7122985
I'LL HANDLE THIS XD XD XD
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA XD XD XD
>>7122953
why are you telling us what your mom has. we all know......
>>7122973
LOLOLOLOL
2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97 101 103 107 109 113 127 131 137 139 149 151 157 163 167 173 179 181 191 193 197 199
GAY BLACK PREEST AMIRITE?
>>7123055
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>7123040
IT DIO XD XD XD
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA XD XD XD XD DX XD DX XD XD
>>7123066
RUH ROH!
TOM CROOZE SAW ME FLICKIN THE BEAN AND I HAVE DADDY ISSUES
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE UNIVERSE ENDING LOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXDXD
Guys...
>>7122954
She deserves it for being so naughty.
>>7123055
NYO HO NYO HOHOOHOHO NYO!!!
MY NAME IS JULIUS CEASAR XD XD DX
JUST KIDDING MY NAMA JEFF XD XD XD XD XD XD XD DX XD DX
>>7122938
>thinking you can abuse the master of abuse
>>7123103
Okay but when does she double-fist Sapphire and Ruby?
>post yfw only good gem from beta is a doggie
>post yfw every other beta gem we've seen is complete ass-wiping garbage
>post yfw too intelligent to like bad gems
>>7123106
I want to make her dependent on my love so that I can freely treat her like shit.
>>7123096
I'M GONNA "FUCK" THAT BUG BITES
Bulimic
>>7123139
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT?
>>7123128
Actually I think your opinions are a sign of retardation.
>>7123153
What do you mean?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7123153
Shut up, Grenade.
>>7123150
I WILL PIK UP DA FIRST NAPKIN XD XD XD XD XD
FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONALE PRICE XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
>>7123150
This meme has gone too far.
Stop.
>>7123170
AAAAAA DIO IT DIO DIO DX DX DX
MUDA ORA MUDA ORA MUDA ORA XD XD
>>7123179
>small
>>7123178
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
D4C
DASTARDLY DOINGS DELIVERED FOR DOLLARS AND CENTS
>>7123179
IT DA KIRA XD
MONA LISA XD
BIT ZA DUSTO XD
>>7123170
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7123153
>implying liking the best gem (from a transcendental level) is retardation.
>>7123199
SONO CHI NO SODOMY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWJEW
>>7123213
It jojo!
The ironic thing is, 4chan jojofags aren't even as annoying and don't push out of their board besides from reaction images when appropriate.
This guy is just taking a general negative opinion on the fact their series turned into an anime version of /mlp/ in terms of popularity and being way more annoying then what he actually represents.
>>7123222
>>7123217
>transcende-
Fuck you
>>7123206
XDXDXDXD
KIRA KIRA
36 KARS ON MARS
FUNNIEREST VALENTINE
QUALITY fucking thread guys.
>>7123230
f a g e t
>>7123248
end your life you fuck,
>>7123237
OAROAROAROAROAROAROAR XD
BREAKOUT BREAKOUT XD
>>7123243
>bowelmovement
>lapis
>thumbnail
>ahego
ew
>>7123265
Why did a bunch of Zoomans paint their dicks?
>>7123256
Your anime is meme trash.
>>7123262
No u
>>7123263
YARE YARE YARE DAWE -_-
STORE PLATINUM XD OROAROAROAROOAROAROAROAOOROAROOAR XD XD XD
>>7123269
SHINING JUSTICE
RED WHITE AND PINK
BRAND NEW BREAK DOWN
GOES TO SOMEONE LEAKY
>>7123265
MMMMMMMMM
>>7123293
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN XD XD XD XD
>>7123263
>>7123281
>Anime
Eat shit.
>>7123286
I HIT PEOPLE AND I HIT DOLPHINS, BUT IN TWO DIFFERENT WAYS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ORA ORA DAZE
>>7123306
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
I DID NOT NOTICE
THAT IS PINK DIAMONDS COCK
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
>>7123312
JOTARO! XD XD XD XD
RORA RODA XD XD XD XD
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY XD XD
>>7123281
>not reading the manga
End your life
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
EVERYBODY, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Do you think Lapis ever just tells Steven that Peridot doesn't want to hang out even though the two of them had been talking about it all week, and by the time Peridot realizes what she's done Steven already has other plans? Just so she can keep on isolating Peridot from all her friends until there's no one left but Lapis to turn to?
>>7123344
IM SORRY ANON...
KILLA QUEER...
HAS ALREADY TOUCHED DAT HOUSE XD XD XD XD XD XD
>>7123344
I just came here for more porn though.
>>7123336
DID YOU SEE THAT?
THAT KID KICKED SAND IN KILLER QUEEN'S FACE!
>>7123368
You're the smartest one here, aren't you? Do something to save this thread.
>>7123374
HOLY SHIT IS THAT PINK DIAMOND
PINK DIAMOND COCK
PINKU DIAMONDO COCKU XD
>>7123384
YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
>>7123337
I can not tell you to kill yourself enough.
KYS FAGET
>I write a song about Steven universe in Japanese.
sekai de ichiban OHIME-SAMA
souyu atsukai KOKORO ete yone
sono ichi
itsumo to chigau kamigata ni kiga tsuku koto
sono ni
chanto kutsu made mirukoto, ii ne?
sono san
watashi no hito koto niwa mittsu no kotoba de henji suru koto
wakattara migite ga orusu nanowo nantoka shite!
betsuni wagamama nante itte nain dakara
kimi ni KOKORO kara omotte hoshii no KAWAII tte
>>7123384
>>7123398
>>7123397
>>7123388
>>7123380
>>7123380
How do you expect me to stop some /b/tard taking a meme to points where he becomes more annoying then the thing he is memeing about.
So now that the dust has settled, what are your expectations for White Diamond?
I believe I have found new evidence to support the Rose is Pink Diamond theory. This is a concept that has been tossed around for awhile, however it lost some traction due to the reveal that Rose "Shattered" Pink Diamond.
My idea revolves around the idea that Pink diamond took the form of Rose and faked her assassination.
While I Do not have any direct evidence, their are some obvious character traits that apply to both of them, that may connect them.
Traits
>pink Color pallet
>complete infatuation with humans,
one who collects them, and the other, wanting to involve herself with them as much as possible.
Now I have also noted some symbolism that relates back to this, mainly as seen in the episode >Mr Greg". In the song we see greg and pearl take on the shades of yellow and blue, while Steven becomes pink. I think this is trying to say that Blue and Yellow need to talk about what happened to pink. Also as we see in the leaked yellow diamond song, "Yes, of course, we still love her
And we’re always thinking of her
Don’t you know I miss her, too?" this mirrors back to Greg and pearl missing rose,
TLDR
Rose maybe pink diamond.
>>7123426
Better than they were before this bomb.
>>7123374
Your penis is shorter than your attention span.
>>7123426
ZA DUSTO WON'T BE SO SETTLED WHEN I BITE IT!
>>7123364
yes
>>7123364
I think about it at least twice a day.
>>7123449
KILL YOURSELF
PUT A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NE ECK
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
SO I'LL LYNCH AWAY
(to the tune of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam
>>7123397
WHEN THE FUCK IS STEVEN GOING TO LEARN HAOSHOKU HAKI HUH ANSWER ME SUGAR
>be a peridot at the Human Zoo outpost
>your gem is on your back
>be the only one of your nerd squad that got caught with the shinanigans
>Holly Green holds you tight, her fist full of your hair, pulling your scalp hard
>"you filthy homeworld scum. Even after yellow Diamond was gracious enough to keep a feral creature in her precious outpost, you still act like a fool. She should have shattered you all. You would be so so much better at being a battery for a machine."
>she drones on as you try to keep up with her fast pace
>"I hope your your sake, you learn something this time."
>she places her hand on a diamond pad, opening a door
>get shoved into the room
>the room has navy green walls, various whips handing from the walls as well as paddles, riding crops, etc...
>you had only heard stories of the room
>few gems escaped without being poofed
>they didnt have the right words to describe what went down in there
>could only describe it as sickening
>youre scared shitless
>the door closes behind you and Holly walks up to a wardrobe in front of her
>she puts on white gloves
>"Im going to enjoy this as much as youre going to hate it"
>she turns to you with with a smug smirk and malice twinkling in her eyes
>>7123364
No, that's fucking stupid, lapidirt.
HELLO FIRST TIME POSTING ON /jojobrony/ :3
HOW ARE YOU GUYS XD
>>7123503
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE
IT'S ALL OVER NOW
>>7123503
IT WILL BE A
GOLDEN EXPERIENCE XD XD XD XD XD
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY XD XD
>the thread at the moment
>>7123503
I blame (You) for this.
>>7121749
How old are you?
The one guy who has a 4chan pass really needs to kill himself.
>>7123526
older than you leddit
>>7123526
older than you leddit
>>7123526
Better than you.
>>7123523
Dumb Lemonhead
>>7123488
Really? Lapis seems like the kind of gem to do that. And also like the kind of gem to hide Peridot's tablet for days on end until she starts getting so frustrated she throws a fit and starts kicking and thrashing her little limbs and crying. And only then does Lapis find it and comfort Peridot to make her think she's a good person and that she needs her, because how is a retarded little era 2 gem going to survive without her?
>>7123486
>Not Sapphire eagerly coming along with Holly
>Not part of her master plan
Pretty shit desu
>>7123503
I didn't think Lyra would have a table.
>>7123563
OH NO DX
U HAVE ALREADY... TOUCHED THIS POST DX DX DX DX
>>7123563
JOKE IS ON YOU BECAUSE MY SUTA PURACHINA IS THE SAME TIME OF STAND, AND HAS EVOLVED INTO A ZA WARUDO STAND
I CALL IT...
WORLD STAR!
How assmad do you have to be to raid /sug/ on /trash/ on 4chan?
>>7123615
How old are you?
Hi everyone. One year ago, I wrote a Jojo X Steven Universe crossover. I will be posting it slowly!
Please enjoy and give me feedback!
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Joseph stood up in front of that weird-looking place, he could swear that he has never seen such a ... strange place, but it was also beautiful. He was twenty years old by this time, he was on a trip through Beach City and Suzie Q was in home, he decided to do the trip all alone.
And there was a strange fence, but he could easy get in.
"Whoops! Guess I accidentally got up in this weird place ... hope you don't mind, whoever the heck lives here!"
He wasn't the most polite person, that's for sure.
"Wow, what's that?"
Once he was in the building, he saw a strange thing in the floor, it was like a portal, maybe he has seen one like that in a comic, he couldn't remember right now. He suddenly felt excited and he didn't even know why, but strangely, the little city and the beach was something so pretty to him ... like something he'll need to remember in his entire life.
"It looks awesome!" He shouted, stooding up in the strange portal, then, he felt a presence behind him, he didn't thought twice before looking around. He saw ... a lady, wait, what a weird lady! That skin tone was something worriying, maybe she was sick?
"Who are you? Are you a intruder?" That was what her serious voice said, she suddenly tackled him and Joseph couldn't resist to fall down on the floor, it hurted him a bit.
>>7123637
Ask /tlhg/
>>7123637
it dio
I'm pissed. I'm mad. I would describe myself, currently, as angry. Irate, even.
I want to cum inside of Rainbow Dash
>>7123618
Lapis and Rose have never met.
>>7123637
I don't know /jojo/, how mad DO you have to be?
>>7123655
Perhaps evens... displeased.
>>7123655
Shut up Doc.
>>7123660
So?
>>7123547
kys
Best epic keks I had in a while xD
>>7123660
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
>>7123682
That's Rose's son.
If I molest a little boy, that doesn't mean I know his mom.
>>7123677
I want Sapphire to smash my face with a hammer while giggling innocently and wearing a schoolgirl uniform and twintails.
PART TWO OF JOJOVERSE
(Steven Universe plus Jojo)
Hope you love it!
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"Hey, excuse me, lady! That's not how ya greet a person"
"And you shouldn't ever enter to this place! Why did you did that? Are you spying us...?"
"Well, would you wait there? I didn't even say my name! Ha!"
"I don't care what your name is at all honestly"
"You should be more polite, otherwise you will scare plenty boys, and you don't want to live alone forever, do you?"
The girl, Pearl, had a stoic expression, with a bit of annoyance, she said:
"I don't need another boy in my life" She mumbled. "I got Rose and Steven, I don't need such a thing as a human man"
"Hold on a second. Who is Rose? And why is your skin so weird? It look like a pearl..."
She grumbled and blushed, and suddenly, she used a sword to menace him.
"I don't need to give an explanation to a stranger, get the fuck out of here!"
>>7123681
YARE YARE XD
OAROAROAROAROAROAROAR XD
I AM... STAR PURATINUM ZA WORDO XD
hello?
>>7123618
>Crystal Gems as the Muses from Disney Hercules
Huh. Never thought of that.
>>7123660
It's a shame that Steven hasn't elaborated on his hybrid nature to her, yet.
>>7123715
Lapis isn't a Crystal Gem, you silly goose.
>>7123716
WHAT IF STEVEN HAD LE STAND XD
Anyone want stuff cut out from the steven bomb?
Just take a decent screenshot from the 720p episodes please or a time stamp at least.
gimme somma dat straight shota boys
GIRUGAMESH
>>7123710
Too bad Doc, she'll just slap her away.
At worst a spanking or two but nothing severe.
>>7123732
Aww, shucks. You caught me in a mistake, anon.
>>7123735
I'm tired and glum.
>>7123716
I doubt she really cares, she's the only gem that doesn't see Steven as "Rose but human" in the slightest.
Why isn't this canon? The idea of Sapphire seeing exclusively with future vision is so much cooler and more original than just seeing with plain eyes.
Imagine in The Answer, Sapphire would have seen with eyes for the first time. Wouldn't that have given her more reason to cry like she did?
>>7123763
You just hardened my dick.
>>7123757
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?? XD
>>7123735
BOKU NO DIYAMONDO
ANATA NO DIYAMONDO
PINKU DIYAMONDO
>>7123772
wtf...
>>7123793
DIO
>>7123769
Show us
Part 3 of my crossover. How is it? It's not long.
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"Pearl! What are you doing?" Asked another voice, it was a girl, Joseph could tell. She was ... wow, she was so big! Like, even bigger than him. She was kinda pretty, actually a lot and really quite sexy, but Joseph wasn't thinking too much about it. "Excuse me, she isn't familiarizated with the humans, neither I am, but we're trying our best...truly"
Wait, what?
"What!? You're confusing me! What are you saying now!?" Joseph stood up, and he was so confused. "Aren't you humans beings!?"
"Can't you tell by looking?" Inquired Pearl and doing a pretty curtsy, Rose smiled a bit at her with cleavage showing, like saying 'It's ok my dear'
"No, we aren't humans, we are...... gems"
Gems
Gems
"OH MY GOD! Gems!? Like, minerals!?"
"Yes. If it's like that humans call the gems just gems"
"But this ... this is so confusing! Since when can gems look like a human? Gems are rocks all over"
"We are physical representations of our gems, we wear them on our body here. You could say that we are like holograms, but we are also kinda different" Said Rose, approaching a bit to him, then she showed him the gem in her belly.
Her belly was white likes a persons. The gem dazzled in the sunlight. It looked amazing. It made him think of rock candy.
http://crystal-meepmorps.tumblr.com/post/155560353385
>>7123783
NIPPLE ZIPPERS
ZIPPERS
ON HIS NIPPLES
>>7123841
Good post
>>7123838
Needs more sexual violence
Just had one of the worst shits of my life.
>>7123838
When does Joseph rape Pearl with Hermit Purple?
>>7123897
You didn't have to post a picture of it.
any of you faggots want me to edit some shit for you? i have literally nothing to do
>>7123897
I see you posted shit too. Just for the occasion.
>>7123915
will smol jasp accept smol peri's offer of friendship?
>>7123897
>>7123680
You only say that cause you know it's true.
>>7123915
Define edit.
>>7123928
YES
More smol lap for me.
>>7123943
y'know like do a little nudie meme or something like that
>>7123944
>>7123915
Edit a mustache on her face
>>7123897
>>7123914
>>7121333
No.
Watch your words
The claim is that around 3 million more than half of the voting population voted for Hillary.
>>7123971
Made my night
Part 3 of my story. Rate it in stars. There are many stars in the Universe.
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"Oh, boy, so, you're like ... aliens? Sort of?"
"Uhm, I guess?" Rose wasn't very sure of human's terms. Ayyyy... Lian?
"But that's cool!" His initial confusion was cleared now, and he just smiling so brightly like a flower, that Rose chuckled. "I mean, I never thought that there were aliens in this city! And ... ehh, excuse me, I'm Joseph, Joseph Joestar, but some people like to call me Jojo"
"Jojo? That's SUCH a nice name! Isn't it, Pearl? Isnt it?" Rose was so happy at the human's shining excitement, Pearl just said 'Yes' in a bored and perturbed way.
"My name is Rose Quartz! It's really a pleasure to meet you, I don't talk too often with humans ... it's a very exciting thing to do since we protect them! That's what we do!"
"Since you.... protect them?"
"Yeah, we've been protecting the Earth for many years! It's our job! Everyone!"
Well, that was ... oh, unexpected.
"I could say the same thing! Hehe"
"Really!?" Rose couldn't believe that she and he had the same goal, to protect people.
"Well, I fought with a pretty ripped and buff guys to save the Earth, I guess it's the same hehe"
>>7123913
Wait and see.
>>7124011
>>7123971
I love (You)
>>7124011
>imminent insertion.png
>>7124032
>>7124011
the ladies are just all over him
>>7122101
Blue Diamond with her butt bursting out of her dress and is showing it off.
>>7123978
could do it cartoony like too
>>7124010
6/10
el pene de steven
>>7123967
Alright.
>>7124058
Unf.
Now take her top off and have the word's "mommy's girl" written in pink across her left boob.
jasper a cutie
>>7124126
yus
>>7124126
A CUTIE
>Your favourite SU character goes to Silent Hill.
>The town shows you terrible monsters and imagery in the forms of your worst fears and deepest regrets.
>What dose your favourite SU character see in the nightmare town of Silent Hill?
Someone requested this
Peridot is also a cute
>>7124126
I wonder if Deadwoodross will do any of the new gems from the bomb.
Would love to see him do Holly Blue or Blue Diamond.
>>7123426
What dust? Nothing's changed and she's still the supreme leader who is final boss-tier
>>7123437
>it'stimetostop.jpg
>>7124168
and her teeth
>>7124126
CUTE
>>7124242
I want her to bite my arm clean off with those vicious rippers.
Gems by tier
S tier: Best: Jasper
A tier: Great: Garnet
B tier: Good: Pearl
C tier: Passable: Amethyst, Peridot
D tier: Bad: Steven, Lapis
F tier: Horrible: YD, YP, BD, BP
Z tier: Cancer: Holly, Skinny, Carnelian, the big Amethysts
>>7124184
Isn't the point of Silent Hill to show the individual's fears and not my own?
>>7124238
Holy fuck someones shitposting my shitpost
>>7124184
Every house is the meme barn, except the barn is also Jasper, and every wall on the inside is a mirror.
>>7124309
Jasfag.
>>7124309
Amazing taste.
>>7124309
Skinny will always be S-tier in my heart.
>>7124329
R U I N E D B U T T
>>7124342
if they were a true jasfag skinny would be on the gtop with jasper
>>7124342
I bet you haven't even enlightened.
>>7124358
Your heart is impure.
>>7124309
>this salty that Jasper didn't appear in the bomb
>>7124372
Shatter all Jaspers boi.
>>7124394
I know, right?
love them both
reminder that all the amethysts wreck her ass everyday
>>7124439
love them all
>>7124446
Not anymore
Now Holly's getting her holes ravaged instead
>>7124446
What about Carnelian?
>>7124468
But Holly is too busy following Sapphire's commands.
>>7124462
good shit
>>7124083
i'm assuming you didn't want to keep the mustache here
>>7124507
Nah, that won't be necessary.
Thnx, m8
>>7124480
they're too similar. it's awkward. skinny and carnelian are the group's fucktoys
>>7123714
Hi, I love you <3
>>7124545
That's fucking gay mang
>>7124184
The monsters resemble the gems who performed the experiment holding the pieces of all their gems, forcing them to reach out in multiple directions for them until they're too unstable to move without poofing. The hospital is filled with Priyanka's whispering "I can heal you" that want to grab it's gem and crush it.
At the end the final boss would be like the memory of Alessa but with the gems that make it's being, symbolising the acceptance of what they've become.
>>7124194
Peridot is a cute meme.
>>7124587
What kind of garbage am I reading?
>>7124633
Who knows.
>>7124309
You ruined a perfectly good rating chart by putting all the quartzes in cancer tier
Dancin' in the moonlight
Everybodys feelin' warm and bright
It's such a fine and natural sight
Everbodys dancin' in the moooooooonlight
>>7121634
>tfw someone uses a Pepe you made
>>7120675
Gonna redraw this with Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond. Caption will read, "This is what Steven Universe fans actually believe."
>>7124184
>Lapis finds herself in Silent hill.
>The monsters range from.....
>Giant muscle dumb ugly gorilla like monsters that attempt to grab her and force her inside of them when they grab her. representing Jasper.
>big hunchback monsters with giant spikes on there arms who are very vigilant and will attack her or any other monster on sight. representing Bismuth
>monster that walk on stilts while the rest of there libs are stubby and deformed that scream at Lapis and attempt to grab her almost hugging her while still hurting her and screaming at her. Representing Peridot
>And lastly are monsters that look like small children there all grey and nude with no real features besides a mouth they don't attack Lapis but hide away from her in fear and let out high pitched child like cry's when she gets close. Representing Steven.
Any other idea for SU based Silent Hill monsters?
>>7121654
I'm here (on my iPad). My computer for some reason won't load up 4chan. Working on the ship arms wallpaper thing
>>7124684
>not with rose being PD
>or sneople with THIS IS WHAT RONALDO ACTUALLY BELIEVES
>chui
>>7124684
This'll be good.
>>7124705
that's pretty hot
>>7124705
Flightless birdlike monsters with Lapis's face on their foreheads. Representing Pearl and her imprisonment in the mirror in Pearl's gem.
W R E C K E D H O L E
>>7124309
what shit taste
>>7124741
Why is Skinny such a massive slut?
>>7124720
>chui chui
>tfw you get stranded on your old home planet and go back to your birthplace, but all your relatives are gone.
>>7124712
The joke is that the show has foisted itself upon the heart of many of its fans so that they've become tethered to it in diverse ways. Look at our worthy Wall Anon for what I mean.
>>7124721
Heh. Being a drawfriend actually isn't that hard I guess. I used to write SU fanfiction but this is more fun, actually.
>>7124759
because unlike jasper, she wont crush you to death after sex
>>7124720
>li cha cha chui chui
>>7124759
idk
>>7124804
>>7124830
cutie
>>7124828
Breathfag detected.
>>7124839
No cuties here
>>7124877
cuties everywhere
Amy peri couch or sr barn, pussy inspection for authentic shapeshifter purposes. Tugging, zoom in peri sniff it, amethyst laughs calls her you weirdo...or have this face:
Non sexual but naked or not naked Jasper, hug in a tub, deep in thought ...grimacing strained frowning , clutching sides of tub...may head tilts to side
>this is the Crystal Gem initiation ritual
>they fuck her so hard she poofs
>she reforms with a star
>>7124877
everything's a cutie
>>7124909
cutie
>>7124894
>Any gems besides Sapphire poofing
Look at this faggot.
>>7124909
we're all cuties here soldier
I'm going to sleep early and wake early
I have a heater and I'm gonna use it
>>7124961
Stay cozy.
>>7124633
My Garbage.
>>7123915
Aww I missed it.
>>7123763
It's not unheard of in mythology for cyclopes and creatures with a third eye to be able to see the future with their ESP-imbued one eye/third eye. If what you've proposed had ever crossed the minds of this show's character designers, they would have put that aside for the sake of the Garnet character having her Gems one on the palm of each hand and a third eye that watches the future.
Maybe one day there will be another Sapphire whose Gem is her eye, and she lives her life they way you've describe. Thanks for sharing your thoughts on the Sapphire character, Anon.
>>7123731
once pearl realized what she did she would kill herself