Oh how sad! Sallie's friend would have had their birthday today....if they hadn't fuckin died.
But Sallie isn't gonna let that stop her from celebrating!!!!
What should Sallie do?
look into crystal ball
Get out the Big Book of Necromancy!
And the Big Book of Nekomancy!
>>7116967
Sallie looks into the crystal ball! She sees a figure, but she is still young and not powerful enough to see who or what it is clearly! But there is definitely something there.
>>7116957
Watch porn. It makes me happy
>>7117071
Watch porn.
>>7116957
Have Salie go out and find a bf. that's helps.
>>7116957
clean up first its messy in there
is there a book you have that'll help you see your friend's ghost on this fine day of their birth
>>7117071
i made you a card
sorry your friend died. hope they feel better soon
>>7116973
Oh look! Sallie has the big book of Necromancy and the big book of Nekomancy! they're both kind of heavy. But she's stronk enough to hold both.
>>7117131
Step 1: Call up the dead you doth seek with the following incantation circle
Step 2: Call up some cats
Step 3: Cuddle party!
Study hard in your books while crying. A good cry should help get all the sadness out of your system and help you focus.
>>7117072
>>7117089
Sallie looks into her crystal ball and gets a weird demon station...she shouldn't really be watching this....and she's not to much into it.
>>7117199
... what is she into?
frogs
>>7117199
Read the b.b.o. necromancy's index
>>7117103
Sallie dusts a bit and sweeps around the room. It cleans up a little bit....and brightens everything up.
>>7117100
But Sallie doesn't feel like she's ready to venture out and meet someone new. She is still in her period of mourning.
>>7117312
Is the birthday monster a boy or a girl?
You have a cauldron what are your plans with the cauldron, sallie.
>>7117118
>>7117163
>>7117268
Sallie opens the Big book of Necromancy. If there was anything that would know what she could do. This is that
>>7117422
Find friend as ghost. Enslave ghost.
>>7117427
SUMMON THE DEMON!!!
Sacrifice you sadness to raise your "just a firend"
>>7117427
Seeing a sad pure child makes me want to kill myself.
>>7117427
Ghost her friend's soul so they can be together again ;c
>>7117427
Kys
>>7117335
Sallie flips through the pages to get to the ghost section.
>>7117507
>>7117444
This book has a lot of pages.
>>7117536
Sallie has tried that before...but she was to scared to go through with it.
>>7117569
jesus... this just turned dark
>>7117583
just go out dating again
>>7117569
The page we want is missing...
Time to wing it!
Study Ghost.
>>7117569
Drink some liquid courage before the ritual, silly things like morals and fear won't stop you then!
>>7117569
put the book away she's not coming back your only gonna get sadder how about you make some food
>>7117591
>>7117591
Oh noooo! Well Sallie feels like she can do enough guess work...but she'll need some things....
>>7117625
Liquid courage....is in the cabinet upstairs...She'll sneak it.
>>7117659
Sallie's not gonna give up! Bringing back her friend will be the only way she can be happy again!
But she needs some stuff from the kitchen for the ritual....
Can ghosts file for bankruptcy?
>>7117661
The Blood of a Newt..
A dozen Spider Eyes..
The essence of death...
A Jewelry box blessed by a Cultist with religious training?
This is gonna be harder than we though.
>>7117678
>sneak it
Your underaged?
>only way she can be happy again!
You can't base your happiness completely on others. I'm sure SHE would not want you to do that. At least you have your memories together
>>7117695
Just toss in two spiders. The'll die. Then make a cult about you dead girlfiend and bless a jewelry box from a antique store. You got the magic abilitys and books. Then just seduce and cut some Newt and use her blood.
>>7117678
ugh fine if your going to bring your friend back at the very lest have a back up plan when things go wrong
Did you love them before they passed?
>>7117695
That's alot of stuff....blood isn't gonna work....because Sallie is squeamish. But she can definitely improve on the rest.
>>7117712
Sallie is 18...legal drinking age in her area is 21...but it's okay as long as she stays in the house.
...Happiness comes in different shapes...Sallie feels like her happiness came in the form of a person. Literally.
She at least wants to try.
>>7117761
Shopping list has been mentally logged.
-2 spiders. A jewelry box, and maybe some red juice.
>>7117779
Back up plan....don't get it wrong.
>>7117890
who do you live with?
be very careful, you might lose an arm & a leg
>>7117818
Sallie loved them very much.
>>7117918
Sallie lives with her dad. Fortunately he's not home.
>>7117945
ooo! looks like you got red liquid sallie
I'm sorry for your loss, Sallie.
I hope whatever happens brings you & them happiness or closure. I support and send all of my energies.
>>7117945
Well if your trying to summon your friend. Don't do. "Summon spirit". All you have to do is revive them. The spell is easy
>First: get the best rum you can find
>Second: Open up a portal to heaven in a church (to do that you need a gold halo or any big gold ring, then put it down and sprinkle holy water in the center. Then say a compliment.)
>Final step, go to God and give him the rum and he'll thank you for your kind deed by reviving your dead friend. Simple.
>>7118050
This
>>7118050
genius
>>7118050
The path of Light is clear as day, but ask yourself. Is it worth the hassle when the path of Darkness offers you power immaculate?
>>7118166
path of darkness has sex and rock and roll
... but light path has naked people all the time everywhere and as many girlfiends/wives as you like
>>7118050
What a splendid Idea! Sallie knows where her papa hides his best brandy and rum. It's in his study!
And she has some pocket money she can use to buy a gold ring....this could work!
>>7118339
GO BIRTHDAYGIRL! Make me proud!
>>7118339
>in his study
>>7118339
Wait.. isn't the Toilet Seat goldenrod colored?
Just use that.
>>7118418
what are you talking about?
>>7118456
The toilet in your home!
It's colored like gold!
Do you have any of your loved ones possessions?
Having their things may help form a stronger connection to bring them back.
>>7118339
Just go into the totally not shady and haunted basement that does not look like a tomb. I'm sure there's a totally not cursed ring down there.
>>7118339
... mother's wedding ring your father keeps in the study
>>7118671
Oh the deeper basement...Yeah...Sallie thinks she can do that!
B..but first...
Sallie's papa's study.
>>7118720
Sallie couldn't do that. It's all He has to remember her mother by. She'll be gone 6 years come February.
Wipe your tears, you'll see them soon. Hope it will be okay. It's their birthday, they'll be so surprised.
>>7118773
your just... borrowing it
Put on your robes & wizard hat. Please.
>>7118773
look at painting
>>7118773
>The run should be in the drawer. The lock's password is
>Trips get
Type that in then the rum is yours. Then you'll get the halo/big gold ring. And some holy water.
>>7118887
>Run
Meant rum.
>>7118794
Sallie wipes her face. But the tears just keep on flowing.
>>7118815
Well, If Sallie is just borrowing it....maybe
>>7118818
Sallie dons her father's study robe and hat. If only she had her own wand. Not til she's fledged.
>>7118936
cast a quick spell in your robes
Scrounge for supplies, wizard.
>>7118832
Oh look! It's the painting Sallie's Papa got of her mum when she was still a dancer.
>>7118936
See what the robe is made out of
>>7119038
she's beautiful... maybe someday you'll become just as good a dancer in her memory
What all do we need to collect to bring them back?
Will Sallie become a wizard or a witch when she becomes fully fledged?
>>7119219
or a wicked good wican?
>>7119068
A Necrodancer!
>>7119334
this, this and this
op here. gonna take a break. please take a moment to stretch
>>7119366
take your time, this is a lot of fun
>>7119366
This is much better than your Hellaverse stuff.
>>7119435
Hellaverse is ephemeral and unfocused. It's hard for anything to go anywhere there, unfortunately.
>>7119038
Looks like Ona from divequest?
>>7118936
... get your fathers wand
>>7119566
As the creator of hellaverse, and Betty. I thought I was the only one here. Yeah the thread has been very slow recently, I'll admit.
>>7119672
But, it was quite a fun ride while it lasts. Plus, I made a lot of friends so nothing was a total waste.
>>7119704
And, surprisingly, I got fan arts, and even gifs!
>>7119770
But like everything else: all must come to an end.
>>7119366
Don't take your fathers wand. It might set off the alarm in his office which will trigger some stuff. All you need is the rum and the ring. Then your set.
>>7119672
>>7119704
>>7119770
>>7119791
Don't you shit up this thread with your garbage fuck face
>>7119873
Whoops! Sorry! Silly me! Sorry OP. Pretend I never exist in this world!
>>7119920
why self deprecate? This is just a fun quest man
>>7119954
don't worry about it, it's something outside the thread
>>7119954
It was annoying of me to stuff my drama. In this thread.
This is my last comment.
bumpo
>>7120483
>bumping
>page 5
It looks like Sallie's robe is made out of 100% cotton!
How nice! Next Sallie sees if the Robe has pockets.
>>7123000
THE ROBE DOES HAVE POCKETS! And there's something in it!!!!
What is it????
>>7123024
definitely tic tacs
Smash that motherfuckin pocket button, my dude.
>>7123024
Why, it's a present for sally her Dad was hiding from her!
It's long and thin!
>>7123000
o-oh my... sallie
>>7123056
Oh hey! Magical tic tacs! Sallie knows that magical tic tacs are different flavors and have different properties.
>>7123113
tasty! these should fill that whole left in you
Do any of them taste like your dead friend?
>>7123102
AND IN THE OTHER POCKET THERE WAS A LITTLE PRESENT!
>>7123113
Will they aid her in opening the portal?
Either way, keep them for later. But don't do them all down the hatch at once! That'll be too much magic and she might not be prepared yet for that.
>>7123174
Oooh! It's your dad's magic rod! I'm sure he won't mind you barrowing it
The key to the chest in the basement.
>>7123000
L-lewd
The key to your chest was inside you all along
>>7123000
"Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton!"
>>7123174
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
TRY IT OUT
>>7123316
Well....Sallie really shouldn't....but
>>7124065
Kitten rain!
>>7124065
Sallie holds the wand ready.
>>7124065
yes. do it. give in.
>>7124074
New target acquired: Self
>>7124074
cabinet
Use Wand on Locked Cabinet.
>>7124072
Sallie Casts Kitten Rain on the
>>7124099
>>7124103
Locked Cabinet. A pile of kittens starts to grow.
>>7124136
pet kittens! pet!
>>7124136
that nekomancy book came in handy!
>>7124136
>A pile of kittens starts to grow
Oh god, Kitten Amalgamate!
>>7124136
Order the kittens to open the cabinet. Can the tictacs help if you feed them to the kitties?
>>7124228
Feed them random ones. See what happens. surely one of the kittens should end up enhanced enough to succeed.
>>7124228
>Press a Kitten against the cabinet
>Feed it an Explosion Tic-Tac (Orange)
>>7124158
>>7124179
They are very soft.
>>7124164
Yeah. That was a good library book.
>>7124306
get two of the kitties to... kiss
>>7124306
The kitties are multiplying...
>>7124306
Pirate kitty should live on your shoulder.
>>7124228
>>7124264
Sallie feeds a tic tac to a kitten.
>>7124604
The Pirate kitty seems to find himself a spot on Sallie's shoulder. As she rubs the tic tac kitten along the lock.
We'll see what happens.
We're getting pretty side tracked, our friend is waiting for us.
What do we need to get, Sallie?
>>7124694
Her friend is dead, they can wait a little while longer.
What was the friend's name, anyways?
>>7124694
>>7124694
Sallie needs the rum from the cabinet. Which from the looks of it the kitten has melted with it's body.
A big golden ring or halo....Sallie is considering getting that from the basement labyrinth....she can't bring herself to take her mama's wedding band.
And holy water. Which will be in the church Sallie visits.
>>7124837
Keep touching the kitten. It's corrosive fur will eat away at the numbness that covers you like a blanket.
>>7124837
Loot 'dat Rum and leave the cats, sans Pirate, to fix it.
Then down to the Basement!
>>7124837
feed a different tic tac to each cat. Rub them on various things.
>>7124837
Does it have to be real gold? How about a golden brown donut?
With the room looted Sallie leaves the cats behind. Although pirate cat hangs out.
Sallie heads for the lower bowels of the house.
It's time for the ring.
>>7125004
Naturally it's gotta be pure gold. Heaven is made of gold.
>>7125178
kiss cat. on head.
>>7125178
Safely store the Rum.
Also, cue a shot of the big, mean-looking basement door.
>>7125178
Real quickly see if you can find a map. A minute of prep can save an hour of work.
'night, OP!
We gather a map and a bag to carry our stuff in. Better to be safe then sorry.
The bag contains snack.
First aid.
And an escape rope.
>>7125199
Sallie kisses the cat. Mwah.
>>7125227
there it is. A big door and in it...a smaller door.
>>7125698
MARCH IN but go to the right first, I don't like that X lookin thing on the left passage. Also I wanna get all them treasures.
I guess it's time for us to enter....
The scary door.
>>7125750
Flaming bag of dog poop time.
>>7125750
w-wait what
...are you small enough to fit through the small door?
Hey there, OP here. This seems like a good stopping place for tonight. Tomorrow, Sallie will brave the dungeon and all it's terrors.
>>7125750
Peek through the small door first, but cautiously. Very cautiously.
>>7125961
Thanks OP, this was fun!
>>7125961
Good night OP! Thanks for a good time tonight!
Bump for more cute Sallie tomorrow
>>7126086
Good night!
Wake up op
Bump
Not gonna let this thread die on me yet guys.
bumpy
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>>7119641
Third best waifu.
>>7137352
NOT TODAY, AHMED
>>7137352
NOT TODAY, AHMED.
YOU ARE THE NERD
No death for you, thread
Bumping for cuteness.
>>7141584
>>7137352
NOT TODAY, AHMED
OP is dead
F
First Sallie's friend, now her creator.
She's cursed.
>>7144254
newt pls
>>7146651
let me clean that up for you newt
>>7146651
Wew
DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME.
save
No, cmon thread cmon. Dont die on me bastard. Dknt die on me. Not now
Bump
>>7153020
proping this thread up with some thread necromancy so we can see sallie work some real necromancy
Cmon op
op here, sorry, i was sick and had to work. Let's get going shall we.
Sallie opens the little door to the dungeon. It's fairly well lit and not as dusty as she might have thought it to be.
There is a sign the wall.
"Welcome to the dungeon. Please wipe your feet. Thanks -Mama D."
Neat.
>>7159757
Wipe yours and piratecats feet off then.
>>7159757
Make sure you have a flashlight on you if there are no light switches. If there arent any and you dont have a flashligh. Then here you go.
>>7159884
Sallie, always being a good visitor wipes hers and pirate cat's feet on the rug.
>>7160028
Let's see what's ahead before we move forward. What kind of dungeon are we looking at here?
>>7160028
>>7160174
This. And try to smile a bit. Smiling is good for the mind. Very good.
Pic related. The results of when I smile.
>>7160028
CUTE!!!
>>7163800
no worries, night op
>>7163800
Take as long as ya need. We can always lmao2thred if we need to.
New quest thread!
Nice
>>7164744
>TFW Karyn Quest Anon vanished into nothing
>>7164756
Yeah, that really bummed, i thought i kept missing them but after 2 weeks of nothing i gave up, interesting a write friend popped up in the scp threads
>>7164832
God damn
Bummed me*
Interesting enough *
Said write friend popped up around the time he disappeared
page 9 bump before bed
>>7160028
Dodgeroll away from the rug as it's probably booby trapped.
Investigate for intractable objects.
Sally should masturbate
masturbation always helps
>>7170777
Sallie* stupid autocorrect
(im not op)
>>7170777
Heavenly trips confirm!
>>7159737
Time to show them what you learned from spending countless hours playing Doom.
Reviving
>>7160028
Oh before you enter. Take this, its dangerous to go alone, especially dungeons.
b a m p
pmub
bamp
>>7184591
>>7184407
>>7182155
>>7178465
Artist is dead
Kill the thread
>>7184689
kill this
*zzzzzzzzt*
Kitten Sidequest!
You are now one of the five cats left behind!
What do you do??
>>7185935
masturbate
>>7185975
I second this motion
>>7185975
W/ your fortune cookie
Here's the kittys 4 sisters
Allright I'll make another masterbation gif, kek
>>7185935
Make kitten pile.
Attempt to meow at the same time, thus to create a super meow.
>>7187194
yis
>>7185975
>>7186377
>>7186408
Your happiness increases 1 point.
>>7188480
Use your tongue you gymnastic feline
>>7187194
Talk to Tall Kitty.
>>7188926
She says, "I'm hungry"
>>7189245
Well then. To the kitchen!
>>7188480
i want to see more gifs from you :^)
>lewder gifs
>>7189329
(After Tall Sister kitty takes a small stop at the bathroom)
Oh no! No matter what we do our tiny kitten paws can't get the fridge open! What should we do? Tall Sister says she can smell milk inside, too!
Help!
>>7189828
Why did Tall Sister put on bondage gear to go to the kitchen?
Are things about to get spicy?
>>7189828
lick eachothers buttholes as an attempt to forget about the hunger
>>7137352
NOT TODAY, AHMED
>>7189828
Forget the milk and make turkish coffee in their kitten themed cezve
>>7189828
Whichever kitty is infused with melting properties from that Tic-tac, press them against the door.
>>7189828
Check the cubboard for cereal, if there's penutbutter crunch, eat it
>>7195780
Wonderful!
But what is this? Some sort of giant blue.. cat?
>>7195780
well melting a refrigerator door like that is highly impractical
>>7216897
i am completely convinced of that.
HOPE BUMP
Sallie tries smiling but it does little to improve her mood. But it does make her look a little more pleasant.
>>7220234
Yay! Sallie!
Sallie pulls out her map to check the way. She doesn't know where the ring is. But she imagines it is where the treasure marks are....
>>7220312
What combat spells you know?
Magic Missile?
Lightning Bolt?
Fireball?
>>7196729
Tall kitty was born from magic. What more do you need.
>>7220327
Sallie doesn't know many combat skill spells. She wasn't very good at defense magic class in school. But she has some spells that she uses in combat.
Kitten Rain
Hurtful word
Water Gun
>>7220418
Oh my! Power Word Hurt? Better save that as a last resort!
>>7220306
Logically we should go for the most secluded treasure first. But how do we get to it? Hurtful Word the wall?
>>7220470
Be a brave and walk to it!
>>7220470
>>7220482
Sallie walks deeper into the dungeon. Brandishing a flashlight from her pack. She's gonna get to that secluded treasure.
>>7220516
Watch out for traps.
There's always traps.
>>7220572
Maybe Sallie will like traps, maybe even will make friends with them.
>>7220572
Traps are cute! The're just friendly, friendly, yummy, dandy individuals!
>>7220516
SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!
>>7220516
if anything bend over to show your amphibian holes and assume intercourse position as distraction so kitteh can sneak behind and slit dem throats
>>7220572
Even the floor tiles are a trap?
>>7220516
sallie what are you doing?
that's not a flashlight
it's a fleshlight
Looks like Sallie meet a wild trap
RIP
>>7221412
Don't worry, she probably just got lost in the maze! She'll be here soon!
>>7221412
no...op has the flu and is resting
>>7220516
Make sure to watch your back for any sneaky pretty traps!
Nah, she's raped dead.
Trust me, i'm positive.
>>7223173
anally raped gaped dead sallie pic where?
>>7223456
I gotta draw the line somewhere Anon, sorry no dead sex raped gang gaped gif for this thread
>>7223492
How about undead sex raped gang gaped sallie?
>>7223456
shove the cat in her asshole and gape the cat's hole so both are anally raped and gaped to death
>>7223726
Ya, but what are we gonna gape the cats with? Air?
>>7223770
It's a dungeon
i'm sure there's a minotaur somewhere
Or orcs
Anything meaty and brute really
>>7223770
Minotaurs, orcs, goblins, wolfs, Beats, skeletons and the lista goes on
You pick friend :^)
>>7224079
bears*
autocorrect dun goofd kek
>>7224079
M-maybe even rape happy s-sergal? N-no? O-o-ok...
>>7224477
Maybe it's a sergal fungeon, who knows
>>7224079
Beats it is!
O-OP? You there?
>>7225133
Nah, he’s sick… of all the traps and rape the Sallie posts in here.
Here OP, have a cute.
>>7225308
You say that yet you post the rapiest rape img i've seen today
mixed messages much?
>>7225340
Noice, but the robes are a bit looser than that.
i-is giffriend doing the gapey rapey dungeon gif or should i let got o my hopes and cry myself to sleep?
>>7226359
let go of my hopes*
this autocorrect bullshit needs to stop
>>7225340
Fantastic!
>>7226359
No sorry friend, but I fear that maybe too far off the beaten path of this thread's palette.
Tell ya what, give me something more within theme and I'll do it
>>7228637
a dragon, ofc
what is a dungeon is a dungeon without a dragon guarding it's treasure
well fuck we reached post limit
>>7228364
if you decide to do the gif and thread is kill it would be lovely if you posted it on our drawthread
>>7228663
>>7228637
Dragon Kitty time it is!