/sug/ - Steven Universe General Monster Edition Last Threa

___ is a rapist

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Gems should treat each other's wounds

>>7113314
Definitely Not Lapis

>>7113314
Every Gem

>>7113326
You should kill yourself

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866
http://www.strawpoll.me/12057866

If you pick one of the two with "any" tell us who.

>>7113302
>Lapis hurts herself to get Steven to lick her

>>7113373
>Steven is at 0

>>7113373
>people want lapis "get in my van" lazuli to sing

>>7113410
I think you mean Lapis "They'll never believe you" Lazuli

or maybe Lapis "I'll bang my face on the dresser and tell them you did it" Lazuli

or perhaps even Lapis "I do this because I love you" Lazuli

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>>7113280

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>That feeling when you emotionally manipulate Steven into waiting on you hand and foot.

Don't make me cut deeper tonight Steven.

>>7113458
Thanks

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>>7113461
>foot

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Monsters? I think the word your looking for is waifus

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>>7113481

>>7113475
Not a footgaf but I wanna rub my dick on her feet

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Someone requested "the red one" in the last thread, here you go

>>7113503
Looks pretty red. Good job.

>>7113509
I am glad

>>7113503
Now draw the other red one

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>>7113373
Literally any townie over steven. Hell they want lion over jasper.

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>>7113126

>>7113481
>>7113488
I'll be honest: TL;DR

>>7113542
Now we're talking

>>7113542
that's one big-ass nipple

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>Did you know
>true story
>that the government is able to burn the virgin mother's image onto pieces of toast?

>>7113593
Did you know on January second 2011 i took a shit?

>>7113601
Whoa, I think I did too

>>7113542
Lactating edit when?

>>7113603
If Sapphire has one huge boob, and Ruby two tiny ones, how many does Garnet has?

>>7113620
Two big ones.

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>>7113620

What do you actually think would happen to Steven if he unbubbled all those Rose Quartz?
That is some serious mommy issues he is walking into with them

>>7113654
You're the best smut artist this horrendous fandom has to offer

>>7113626
I really can get behind this

>>7113654
Could Sapphire with her future vision guess what dream will she have?

>>7113713
What if Sapphire didn't have future vision, and instead had futa vision, which makes her able to tell if someone's a futa without looking in their pants.

>>7113743
worst power ever

>>7113488
God, I love when people write these long ass analyses. If they're good writers I practically drink the paragraphs.
Ultimately it makes you wonder how much of this is over-analyzing and how much of it did the writers really intend. If its the latter, I've underestimated SU's writers, but I have my doubts.

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Could the Crystal Gems one on one kill a MAG Agent?

>>7113785
Did you read it? What was that about?

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>>7113314

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>>7113521
Here you go, the other red one

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Was trying to edit this pick so the brighter lines would be more visible and got this

>>7113787
That redeemed jasper...

>>7113887
Gives it a more evil look, thanks for your work again minimal man

>>7113804
It's from /pol/ but I didn't see the thread, but I'll assume the op was something like 'if you watch SU youre literally a cuck sjw and should be gassed'. The dean-guy went to explain (forgive me for extremely simplifying it) how on the outside SU looks like a sjw's best friend, but how once you dig deeper it presents the exact opposite views.

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>Steven dropped his Mother’s blade.
>The weight of momentum of swinging such a heavy, cast iron blade had caused it to slip out of his hands.
>It was firmly lodged into the sand on the beach.
>A single tear, rolled down his face as he looked at Pearl.
>The pristine white gem looked on in disgust at Steven.
“That’s the second time today you’ve failed to wield your blade properly. ”
>Steven was stuttering as he tried to defend himself.
>“I..it's too heavy, I can’t swing it like mom.”
“Well you’re going to have to learn how to. If the Crystal Gems are down a gem, we will all be shattered in the next attack.”
>“I… I can’t.”
“You’re a Rose Quartz gem, you can.”
>Steven didn’t respond, tears were freely flowing down his face and meeting with the cold metal of the armour he was wearing.
“What was Rose thinking?”
>Suddenly in a cold sweat, Steven jumped up. He stood almost upright in his bed. Pearl was sitting jhust by the edge of the bed, a worried and caring expression plastered her face.
>”Steven? Are you okay? You were crying and I was-”

>>7113524
Would anybody but the most retarded jasperfag ever want to hear fatsper sing? That would sound awful. Skinny on the hand.

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>>7113665

>>7114243
So Rose Quartz have an innate desire to kick things in the crotch.

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>7114285

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>>7114378

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>7114454
kys

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LAZULI

>>7114459
ugh

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>>7114454
Hi Drawbauchery

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>>7114414

Well, the shit taste brigade is awake.

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>Pink Diamond somehow comes back.
>Blue Diamond has a heart warming moment with her.
>later on they have the filthiest, "Honeymoon v2" sex this side of the Universe.

Post yfw this will never happen

what if a group of humans went off in a spaceship and tried to colonize a planet but it wasn't going so well
and then through a freak acciedent images of homeworld and such beemed into some people's heads and they took over/got voted in/revolted and they they all became some sort of religious movement almost
and then they cleaned up the planet and left and made a ring of space stations around it, waiting
this was brought to you by me, like two seconds before i fell asleep

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>>7114480

>>7114480
>implying it wouldn't be a massive diamond orgy
>implying the wouldn't do the dirty so hard the earth starts to have seismic activites

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SU vidya when?

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>>7114474

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reasons you wanna fuck skinny go

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>>7114285

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>>7114549
One look at her is all you need to know.

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>>7114549
Her voice, because it turns me on

>>7113302
I need Blue Diamond pics, stat. My life depends on it.

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>>7114576

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>>7114576

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>>7114576

>>7114588
GAYS

>>7114549
It's Jasper.
I imagine she's almost exactly as strong as Jasper.
She and Jasper are cute and their hair seems warm.

>>7114597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlkZGQNyzPY

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Liking sweaty muscle bound gems isn't gay, right?

>>7114609
No, it's gay as fuck, my man.

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>>7114609
Maybe... *sniff* maybe...

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>>7114573
>Celebrating-uh

>>7114584
More like this.

>>7114588
>>7114587
None like this

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>>7114639

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>>7114635
I nearly ripped my pants off after she said "prime" for the second time.

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>>7114639

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>>7114645
STOP
T
O
P

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>>7114651

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>>7114651

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>>7114651
>>7114658

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>>7114651
>>7114667

http://www.strawpoll.me/12059434
http://www.strawpoll.me/12059434
http://www.strawpoll.me/12059434

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12052114

>>7114683
Red

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What I've done so far. The finished products lines will be much more glowier

>>7114691
kys

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>>7114683
>Not a single vote for Yellow.

Make more polls, god I love polls

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>>7114655
but ill die without this gloomy cutie in my life

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>>7114691

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>>7114701

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>>7114701
She's waiting for you in the afterlife, anon.

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why can´t i get theTVDB to recognize Steven Universe's first series correctly??

>>7114715
I'm already preparing the noose.

>>7114700
kys

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>>7114730
Don't keep her waiting.

>>7114649
What if Jasper's va makes Jasper's voice sexier when she gets undoggified

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>>7114609
no of course not

>>7114744
Unlikely, but I'd literally delete my entire Lapis folder if that happened.

>>7114544
top eke

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I wish I could take a dump on blue diamonds chest.

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don't you love it when fanartists shit on perfectly good character designs

>>7114814
yes

>>7114814
To be fair the crewniverse shit all over Yellow Diamond's design during her first appearance in an actual episode.

>>7114796
>shitting on shit

>>7114814
why are the obviously gems but their diamonds are on a necklace?

>>7114840
Imagine stirring 2 types of poop with your penis.

>>7113544
Based anon is redpilling /pol/tards why they should become SUfags

>>7114847
I'd rather fuck a jar of Nutella.

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>Maybe if I kill Connie, Steven will love me forever?

I am pretty sure I could fuck up Connie despite all her fancy sword tricks. I am an adult male and she is a fucking Indian child. No amount of training could allow a child like that to take on a full grown adult, i don't give a FUCK what some dumbass crewniverse writer thinks.

>>7114880
Can't hurt to try.

>>7114890
sounds like a bronie friendzonie thing to say you fat fuck

>>7114890
She'd weaponize her own shit. Are you sure you're prepared for that?

>>7114890
nice pasta friend

>>7114913
I tried.

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>>7114890
Sure you are

>>7114932
I just wish that simulator came back. I like to listen to those computer generated voices when I feel lonely.

would you die for homeworld /sug/?

>>7114956
I would die for just about anything, really.

>>7114956
No

>>7114890
lmao.
>>7113302
when does /sug/ go back to /co/

>>7114956
no but I would die for Jasper

>>7114963
kys

>>7114965
After her dick splits you in half?

>>7114978
if that's what would make her happy

>Jasper pulled her boxer shorts down, after a hard workout.
>Her perfectly toned abs, led down her body towards her snatch.
>Covering it, was a thick luscious jungle of white hair.
>Jasper ran her hand through it, lightly brushing against her opening
“Mmm. I should get Rose to help me.”

Ten minutes later.

>Steven is sitting the other side of the barn, he is blushing heavily and pitching a tent in his pants.
>Jasper was completely naked in front of the hybrid, her perfect white bush, meeting the hybrids head.
“So Rose. I won’t you to help me shave?”
~>Steven looked over at the Razor, Jasper had given him
“I’ll make it worth your while.”

>>7114975
im trying

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>>7114987

>>7114987
>“Mmm. I should get Rose to help me.”
>not "MMMMM I HATE ROSE SO MUCH ARHGHTRRHH" followed by her doing the naughty thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNqYmctTt8

>>7113484
>body fluids are acid

hmmmm

>>7114951
There should be an integrated button near the posting number of a post that will read the text out loud.
I would even pay a pass for that shit cause it would be the funniest thing ever

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>>7114956
My life for Homeworld.

>>7114987
>>7114987
>Steven, flustered to high hell wa son his knees infront of Jasper.
>In one hand, he had the Razor, and in the other hand he was trying to hide Steven JR from popping out.
>The couldn’t help but stare at her body.
>Her legs were ripe, and toned all around her thighs and front.
>They lead perfectly up to her wide hips, they were wide indeed but lacked any of the traditional feminine “fat”
>Her stomach was toned, a light six back protruded through her abs, as her flat stomach lacked a human belly button. They lead up to her “moderate breasts” rounding out her chest nicely.
>To top it all off, her shoulders looked like they were sculpted by the gods.
>Perfectly fitted to her body, almost as if she was a single piece of muscle carved out into the shape of a woman.
>Steven saw that Jasper was looking directly at him
>Her piercing yellow eyes, contrasted perfectly against her golden-brown skin
>The hybrid was almost drunk of the sight of them, they glowed ever so slightly making Steven’s heart flutter and race.
>He was knocked out of his fantasy by Jasper’s speaking ever so softly
“See something you like Rose?”
>Jasper moved back slightly, and gave a twirl for the eager audience.
>Steven almost passed out, as he glimpsed at her back
>Her hair went down to her lower spine, perfectly hiding her muscular build, her ass was toned beyond human comprehension.
>The hybrid felt warm, and a little lightheaded as Jasper turned around again and knelt down, meeting him at eye level

>>7115062
I would pay for that if the voice was an underage british girl.

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So what's the skinny on the zoomans porn?

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>>7115184

>>7115166
Do you think the gems would sometimes go in and take part in the choosening just for fun?

>>7114890
>No amount of training could allow a child like that to take on a full grown adult
God made men and Samuel Colt made them equal.

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>ywn marry a weepy curvy giantess

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what if YP asked to lick your feet?
what if she was obsessed with feet in general?

>>7115062
MAKE IT HAPPEN HIRO

>>7115337
I hope the Pearls somehow lose their diamonds in the aftermath of the season 4 finale and we have 2 pearls that don't know what to do with themselves and become obsessed with trying to serve any high authority figure.

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this is god

say something nice to him

TFW Sad Blue will never hold you in her giant hands and gently caress you while you nap

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>>7115337

>>7115348
Kys

>>7115347
>The pearls try and submit sexually to Steven
>Being a good kid, he just asks for them to read comics with him, and hug him before bed.

>>7115348
Can I die now, God? Please?

>>7115368
You can die any time you want. Just >>7115353

>>7115348
God is cute

>>7115373
If you really are God then kill me, yourself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zez2TkHXl2Y

So does anyone here still believe that Rose WASN'T Pink Diamond? I mean, considering all those Rose Quartz gems we saw, when in the past I had assumed Rose was just rare like Sapphire. I mean, we know that our Rose was capable of:
-Healing
-Near-flight
-Super strength
-Shielding, proof even against a primary weapon from a fucking starship
-Dream travel
-Animating plant life
-Possession of said plant life
-Possession of fucking HUMAN BEINGS (although this may be a mutation based on Steven being half human)
-Able to gestate organic matter within her light-based body, then meld with it to create a hybrid
-Communion with animals (like the lions in Buddy's flashback)
And all of this is supposed to have been available to EVERY single ONE of those quartzes? QUARTZES? We know from Peridot that Jasper is a perfect example of Quartzes: Big, kinda dumb, loud, aggressive. You can't tell me they all had the ability to heal, when peridot and even lapis didn't even know that was a THING.
tl;dr: Rose is Pink Diamond, who recut herself to escape her gilded cage and bring down the Gem hierarchy.

>>7115337
is there a full pic?

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Steven and Peridot were made for each other.

>>7115337
Feet are gross

>>7115405
Yeah, I'm not retarded.

>>7115347
>so many potential episodes about Steven trying to introduce redeemed gems to Earth life

Better than townie filler tee bee aitch

>>7115405
>We know from Peridot that Jasper is a perfect example of Quartzes
Peridot doesn't even know what a Rose Quartz is.

>>7115423
No shit.
Anything is better than townie filler.

>>7115435
Even painful death?

>>7115433
Of course not, but she did talk about how Amethyst was supposed to be a big tough Quartz soldier, like Jasper.

>>7115423
We had some moments with Peridot in season 2. Even an episode with Lapis and Steven. Soon we could get ruby squad redemption and who knows who'll be left behind when the diamonds show up.

>Steven moaned lightly as his hot sticky load covered Lars face.
>Lars looked up and smiled, seeing Steven’s eyes blink slower.
“T..thanks Lars.”

>>7115443
You should find out, tee bee aitch.

>>7113800
Probably?

>Finally catched up with the new episodes
So when's the next one? You don't tell me there were only five, right?

>>7115478
There were supposed to air at the end of this month so nothing for some time.

>>7115448
And it's also been made pretty damn clear that Peridot doesn't know as much as she thinks she does. How can Peridot know what a perfect quartz is if her knowledge is missing an entire species?

>>7115478
Stevenbombs tend to be five episodes long, so yes, there were only five.

>>7115488
I see.
So anything new from those 5 episodes i missed while watching them?

>>7115490
Because that whole line has been bubbled since the end of the rebellion

>>7115510
How the fuck should we know?

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>>7113887
>Blue likes rubbing and lips stimulation
>YD has no time for foreplay and goes straight to hardcore anal fisting

Pottery

>>7115512
That's exactly my point. Peridot doesn't know shit.

>>7115522
wtf, i love YD now

>>7114609
>>7114621
>>7114626

Jasperdemption is coming /FREAKS/. Stay stronk for mother.

>>7115539
Stay delusional, jasperfag.

>>7115539
Only the long-term /freaks/ deserve moral support. Newer ones and bandwagoners deserve no such thing.

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>>7115184
T H I C C C C H N G H H H H H H

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It's my birthday
Post homeworld please

Are there any more complete soundtrack archives floating around? The one in OP hasn't been updating since last march. The World of Steven Universe has one but it's on Mediafire so no bulk downloading.

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>>7115636

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>>7115636

>>7115405
>Rose has too many powers, she must be PD

We don't even know what the standard for Diamond powers are, those could be small talk in comparison. Our Rose was just a special case which is why she had the power to run a successful rebellion. Alternatively, she could have discovered those powers after defecting just like how Peridot never realized she could harness metal powers. And as long as we're talking about Gem abilities, Sapphire is pretty damn OP with super-speed, ice manipulation, floating, and fucking future vision of all things

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>>7115636

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>>7115636

Which gem do you:
>kill
>send to hell
>end life
Options: Skinny, Holly, Carnelian

>>7115490
If they were worth remembering how come they're bubbled? Oh yeah, because they aren't perfect and are only kept around on BD's mercy.

>>7115324
SHEEEEEIIIT

i can finally die

>>7115772
Fatsper
Lapis
Pearl
In that order

>>7115772
(You)
(You)
(You)

>>7115784
>>7115795
Your salt about my salt just makes the salt stronger.

>>7115813
>Actually likes any of those shit gems
Hahahahaha!

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>>7115457
Would you kiss Lars, even if he had just taken your load in his mouth and a little bit was still on his lips?
Would you return the favor?
Would his mom approve?

>>7115813
Mmmmmm......

>>7115821
>forgets the meaning of the post
kys
Also, if I told you the only saving grace of the series is dead, how would you respond?
>inb4 kys fag

>>7115844
>the only saving grace of the series is dead
Hahahahaha!

>>7115854
> more plebs who don't know the true meaning

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>>7115860

>>7115854
Can you stop being an autist for 5 seconds?

Oh wait, no you can't.

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>>7113373
>no opal
>connie at 3 votes

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>>7115865
>this anon hasn't killed themselves yet

>>7115880
Now you're just boring. [-]

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>>7114683
roughly 50% of the world's favorite color is blue
its the easiest for our eyes to process of course it fucking wins why bother posting this?
>>7114691
SUCC

>>7115891
Is that why you ironically post something that also features blue?

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>>7115883

>>7115883
>boredom
E
N
D
YOUR LIFE

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>>7115896
Blue is the best color

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>>7115918
Well no duh.

>yfw next episode is about Connie, Lapis, and Peridot protecting Beach City from a monster attack
>yfw there's a special intro with them replacing the Cystal Gems

>You will never have a loving Amathyst with you.
>You will never wake up with her starting at you
>You will never have to tell her to leave the toilet while you take a piss, because she is so clingy.
>You will never have her cook you a freshly cooked breakfast even though you tell her time and time again she doesn't have to.
>You will never feel childlike joy playing with her ridiculously curly hair.
>She will never manhandle you into giving her hugs.
>She will never act like your giant sentient teddy bear when it's time to sleep.
>She will never happily watch over you, when you're dreaming
>She will never bring you want milk in the night if you wake up
>She will never give you cute pet nicknames, and in turn you will never give them to her.
>The two of you won't spend your days together. A human and his gem, a gem and her human.

>>7115891
What if her dick was too big and it made you gag?

>>7115918
>blue
>best
>forgets worst gem
>forgets worst diamond
>forgets how much of an asshole the ocean is
Orange is best.
.tihs ynniks taht ton tuB

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Opals need human grease to survive
and they make you pretty
clearly we need more opal x steven

>>7115774
>If they were worth remembering how come they're bubbled?
Are you fucking retarded? They captured them to shatter them for revenge and so that the situation wouldn't repeat itself. It has nothing to do with how "perfect" they are.

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>>7113410
i'm so hyped for her song in season 9

>>7115951
way too good to think about

>>7115980
I'm so hyped for her destruction in Season 11

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>>7115956
Blue > Orange
Blue Squad is the best team undisputed.

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>>7115954
gotta... do it for her

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>>7115956
>orange is best

>>7114454
kiss me

>>7116000
Trips confirm: You're gonna vomit all over her 18-incher.

>>7115999
>inb4 trips confirm
And by the way, they don't.

>>7116003
kys

>>7116044
So mad you can't even counter it.

Good game.

>>7116056
kill me

>>7116059
kys

>>7116059
If I could I would, without the slightest hesitation.

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>>7115998
No need for the salt

>>7116044
trips confirm

>>7115844
>>7115956
>just had an entire bomb without any mention of that orange shit
>best the series has been since mid-season 3
>Jasperfags will defend this

>>7116071
There's no need for your shit taste either, yet here you are.

>>7116019
not vomit
clench your fist virgin, thats how the porn stars do it

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>>7115998
I'm so hyped for her destruction in Season 5

>>7116071
What the fuck is this anime shit get that off the board

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>>7116081
No need for (You)

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>>7116071
Oh my... You've posted a pretty nice gem, by the looks of it.

I wish we could see the HW Trio interact with Baby Steven. Without trying to kill him.

The hijinks Peri, Lapis and Jasper would get up trying to take care of a baby hybrid would make a heartwarming episode.

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Post your favorite giant woman

>>7116092
I'm so hyped for the incoming fagocide. That way logic-ignoring normioids will be slaughtered in a superior equivalent of the biblical Rapture.

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>>7116120

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>>7116120
>tfw

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>>7116112
Indeed I have, I may do it again.

>>7116145
Let me finish that thought.
>tfw perfect Orange tainted by satanic, sinful, blue autism

>>7116120
your mom

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>>7116149
I may also do it again.

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>>7116163
>tfw your mom lost a lot of weight, dated trailer trash then dumped him for her landlord black guy

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>>7116162
She's the perfect leg-humper, that's for sure.

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>>7116168
What a coincidence for you to also do such a thing.

>>7116180
>but anon!
She's too pure for leg humping!

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>>7116190
Mhmm.

>>7116199
They should have just kept her down that hole, even that was better writing than everything that followed.

>>7116162
*cute blue tainted by fat orange beta cuck

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>>7116120

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h-hello

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>>7116196
>pure

Yeah, pure shit.

>>7116162
>>7116209
You're both wrong and you're both right.

>>7116214
ugh

>>7116209
REEEEE
IT'S NOT FAT IT'S STRONK
ALSO LAPIS ATTEMPTED OMNICIDE

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>>7116120
i know we have not seen PD yet but i alredy love her <3

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>>7116180
>Not slutpphire's dog

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>>7116200
mmmm indeed

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>>7116208
the last few minutes were good
the ride was disappointing i will agree, the writing recently just seems to be getting shittier
Thank god the "Crystal Gents" joke never took off

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>>7115636
k

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>>7116209
So much for perfection!

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>>7116224

>>7116219
and here we see a jasperfag's natural response to criticism, going full retard and raging just like a certain orange fat cuck

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too much porn

>>7116246
ugh

>>7116230
>posting as friendly response
>doesn't know they're proving my point

>>7116246
>>7116214
cute

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>that episode where the crystal gems violated the geneva convention

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>>7116246

>>7116219
>ALSO LAPIS ATTEMPTED OMNICIDE
Hot as fuck

>ronaldo was right about the human zoo
I figured he was right about the snek people but we never saw them,
I'm guessing its why the gems need to many resources, they're fighting a war with the snek people

that or because of how carelessly they treat individuals their society is crashing

>>7116250
That Jasper is a beta cuck?

>>7116250
That you're a fucking retard?

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>>7116244
>non-transcendent
YOUR IGNORANCE OF LOGIC BETRAYS YOU.

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>>7116269
The snake people are the gems, he just refined his theory at the end of that episode to "polymorphic sentient rocks". I wonder if there are some gems disguised as humans.

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All i wanna do
is get railed by
a giant woman a giant woman

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>>7116262
man this perfectly captures bm's art right down to the odd big faces and kinda dodgy anatomy.

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>>7116274
Fag harder.

>>7116289
kys

>>7116277
"Transcendence?"

Is that what you're calling it, now?

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>>7116285
rose kinda looks human if you squint a little
oh god there probably are

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>>7116246
More porn.

>>7116294
>jasperfag calling anybody else a fag
lek

>>7116294
But you're already doing that

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>>7116294
>pic

How DARE you, have some modesty!

>>7116300
Except for the whole being eight feet tall with 20 pounds of curly pink hair thing.

>>7116297
You're too mortal to understand.

>>7116300
MG IS A ROSE CONFIRMED

>>7116320
Please.

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>>7116307
filthy

hugs and kisses only

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>>7116243

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I'd like to thank the academy for following my bait so good.

>>7116318
she's a big guy

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>>7116335

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>>7116331
No.

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>>7116348

>>7116336
Pretending to be a retard isn't bait.